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? Hey ?
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? Hey, hey ?
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[APPLAUSE]
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Welcome to the Astorian Fish Gut Grab.
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[CHEERING]
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Every year, I bring good
luck to our fishing season
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by searching for a worm in a
tub of disgusting fish guts.
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[CHEERING]
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Oh, that's why it smells
like an ocean's butt!
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The king always pukes
before he finds the worm.
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It's hilarious!
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I'm sure you'll all
eager to watch me barf.
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[CHEERING]
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But it doesn't matter what you want.
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I'm the king.
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So I'll be digging a gummy
worm out of pudding instead.
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[BOOING]
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No puking?
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Of course this happens
the year I show up.
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Take these guts away
and fetch my pudding tub.
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If he's not heaving,
this giant's leaving.
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Me too.
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The new combat cards are coming
out today at the Tasty Trunk.
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Combat cards?
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The last time you guys played that game,
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you got into a huge fight.
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Yeah, I heard about that.
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The back of the castle still
has a Warwick-shaped hole.
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My bones healed,
and so did our friendship.
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See, our mistake was
playing against each other,
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so we agreed to never do that again.
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More than agree, we
made a Phoenix swear.
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BOTH: Phoenix swear!
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Swear, swear, swear, swear.
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Do you Phoenix swear
never to do that again?
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Come on, Friend.
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Let's go enjoy an afternoon
destroying other people.
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Ooh, we can take the shortcut
through the Warwick-shaped hole.
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Ah! [CHUCKLES]
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The pudding has arrived.
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Behold the sweet and delicious...
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rice pudding?
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That's like the fish guts of pudding.
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Princess?!
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I need you to dig through
this yucky pudding.
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I can't put my hands in that pudding.
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Of course not. You need a pudding straw.
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If I dig through that slimy stuff,
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I could lose my pixie ring.
Arc, that cannot happen!
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Are you asking me to
hold your magic ring?
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Because, uh, yeah!
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Princess?
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Oh, no. It's happening.
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[CHEERING]
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What is wrong with you people?
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[TINKLING]
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There's no time to explain.
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But whatever you do, don't use the ring.
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Got it?
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Got it. Just go.
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Well, well, well.
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What do we have...
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Don't even think about it!
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You don't know me!
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She knows me.
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? Ah ?
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? Oh, na, na ?
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? Na, na ?
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? Do, do, do ?
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[YELLS]
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[GRUNTS]
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A battle gnome? Ha!
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That's no match for
Jenny the Giant's hammer smash.
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh, come on! Get it together, Jenny!
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All right, Mermaid.
Say hello to Willy the Wizard.
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[ZAP]
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[GROANS]
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Why, Willy, why?
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My lousy cards lose every time.
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I hear ya.
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I'm gonna shuffle the snot out of you!
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Welcome, nerds!
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I know you're all here for the release
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of the newest line of combat cards.
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But we have a very special surprise.
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[OOHING]
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One of these packs contains
the exclusive, unbeatable,
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two-handed Sir Gareth card.
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ALL: Wow!
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Yeah, I know.
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Back in the day, I used
one hand for slaying dragons
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and one hand for
fighting off the ladies.
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An unbeatable combat card?
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Prudie, if one of us gets
that, we could actually win.
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Oh, man. I just know we're gonna get it!
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[GASPS] I got it!
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Look, it's Sir Gareth
before life broke him!
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[GIGGLES]
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And before Tammy the
Tiny yanked his hair out.
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[CHUCKLES]
It took me 10 years to grow it.
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And it took her 10 seconds
to rip it from my scalp.
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Buttercup, can I please hold the card?
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No! You cannot hold anything.
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You'll get your loser juice all over it.
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- What about me?
- You are even jucier.
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Now scram!
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- Did you see that?
- Yeah.
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Prudie got a new vest. It's adorable!
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No, Prudence and Warwick can't
keep their eyes off this card.
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You think so?
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Don't you remember the last time
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those two played each
other in combat cards?
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No.
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But I remember to not
look up when it's raining
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so water doesn't get up my nose.
[GIGGLES]
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They got into a fight.
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We can use this card
to get them fighting again
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and split the Phoenix Squad apart.
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[MOANS SADLY]
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- No, no, no, it's a good thing.
- Oh, then yay!
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I can't find the worm!
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[RETCHES]
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And this pudding's so warm and chunky!
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[RETCHES]
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I see why this is so funny now.
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Hey, everyone, look! She's gonna barf!
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[PRETENDS TO GAG]
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[CHEERING]
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What is wrong with you people?
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If you press the ring,
Ciara will be mad.
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But if you don't press the ring,
you'll never know
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what awesome thing you could turn into.
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[IN A BRITISH ACCENT]
I say, tisn't it obvious,
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you silly bloke?
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Whoa, the ring's so powerful,
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it gave my imagination a fancy accent.
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Oh, indeedly do.
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Now, if the ring turns
the princess into Ciara,
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- it'll turn...
- Me into a prince.
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Oh, that's using your bean, old boy.
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Now, push that rrring like a boss!
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You really think I should do it, Your...
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Handsome Highness?
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How could listening to me go wrong?
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I'm imaginary!
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Okay, I'm gonna do it.
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- [TINKLING]
- [ZAPPING]
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What the heck? I'm a monster!
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Very funny, ring.
Now it's time to prince it up.
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[ZAPPING]
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The ring's not working?
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[SPUTTERS] Oh!
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No, that is most horrifying! [SHRIEKS]
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? Na, na, na, na ?
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? Oh, oh, oh... hey ?
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? Oh, oh, oh ?
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? Oh, oh, oh... hey ?
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? Ah... hey ?
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? Oh, oh, oh ?
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? Oh, oh, oh... hey ?
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? Oh ?
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? Oh, we will be here ?
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? We are the Knight Squad ?
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? Hey ?
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? Oh ?
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? Na, na, na, na ?
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? Na, na, na, na, na, na ?
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Arc?
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Arc, I need my ring. Where are you?
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I'm here.
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Ah, good. Where's my ring?
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[SCREAMS] Monster!
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What? No! No, no, it's me!
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Remember, Arc?
The one that knows your secret
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and... has a tail?
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You used the ring?
How could you be so selfish?
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I asked you to do one thing for me.
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I know.
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But then I did something for me instead.
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The ring has a security feature.
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If anyone besides me uses it,
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it stops working
and turns them into a...
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I want to say monkey pig.
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Why didn't you tell
me this would happen?
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Remember when I told you I
didn't have time to explain?
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That's part I didn't
have time to explain!
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Oh, so this is your fault.
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Without the ring, I can't become Ciara.
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I'll never be able to go
to knight school again.
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Ah, hello? Slightly worse problem.
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My ring came from the
Pixie Crystal River.
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Maybe someone there can help.
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I know how to get there.
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I passed through on my way from Seagate.
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[SNORTS] Oh, no, I'm oinking.
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Let's get to the river, and
maybe someone can fix my ring.
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Uh, and fix me?
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Yeah, sure... if we have time.
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? Ah ?
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? Hey, hey, hey ?
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Whoa, the Sir Gareth combat card!
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Buttercup, you let her hold it?
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We're using it to get you two to fight.
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Fight your way out
of the slump you're in!
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That's probably what I meant to say.
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[GIGGLES]
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So Buttercup asked me to decide
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which one of you to give this card to.
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BOTH: I'll take it!
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Ooh, this is so hard.
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No, it's not! Give it to me.
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Or better yet, give it to me.
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Wait a second.
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We made a Phoenix swear
not to fight each other.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Ooh, a Phoenix swear?
That sounds super unbreakable.
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So I guess I'll have to
find a different home
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for this little guy,
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since none of you will
ever, ever, ever want it.
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Let's get out of here.
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Our Phoenix swear is more important
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than some amazing, life-changing card.
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I mean, who needs that card
when I can have nothing instead?
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[PEACEFUL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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?
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It's beautiful.
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My tail?
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Yeah, I'm starting to think so, too.
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Okay, we have to convince
the Pixie Queen to help us
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or we're stuck like this forever.
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Okay.
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[WHOOSHING]
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PIXIE QUEEN: Greetings, human travelers.
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What was that? Hold on.
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[SIGHS] Oh my stars and moonbeams!
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Welcome to the Pixie Crystal River,
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Astorian Princess and her...
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pet.
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- I am not her pet.
- CIARA: Sorry.
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He thinks he's people.
Who's my little monkey pig?
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Oh, you are! You are!
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Pixie Queen, we've come
to beg for your help.
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There's no begging here.
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We only accept smiles,
hugs, and laughter.
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[LAUGHS]
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[CIARA LAUGHS]
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[ARC LAUGHS]
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Ah, thank you.
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This selfish fleabag broke my ring.
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Hey, I do not have fleas!
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Dang it, I have fleas.
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Once I repair your ring's crystal,
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you'll be as pretty as a princess.
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And you?
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Well, miracles happen.
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Your Highness, Arc
and I are so grateful.
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Did you just call him Arc?
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I heard Horatio.
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Horatio, the handsome and loyal pet.
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Talking about how handsome you are?
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00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,283
Definitely Arc.
263
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:02,654
- Wait, you know him?
- Oh, I know him all right.
264
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:06,491
Arc, you mess with the
pixies, you get the sparkles!
265
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,425
[GRUNTS]
266
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,594
- [WHOOSH]
- [GRUNTS]
267
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,665
You know, a regular
person would've said,
268
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,567
I know the Pixie Queen... she hates me!
269
00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:18,236
[CLEARS THROAT] I know the Pixie Queen.
270
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,205
- She hates me.
- Too late!
271
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,673
? Ah, ah, ah, ah ?
272
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,310
? Ah ?
273
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,544
? Na, na, na, na ?
274
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,047
? Na, na, na, na, na, na ?
275
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,617
Ow, ow! These sparkles sting!
276
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,486
What exactly did you do to anger
277
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,222
the sweetest creature in the universe?
278
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,291
My gosh, you're so nice. [GIGGLES]
279
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,726
I'll tell you what he did.
280
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,529
When Arc came here,
281
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,198
we fed him our entire crop
of tiny raspberries.
282
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,400
It was one thimble!
283
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:51,836
How did I know it took
three years to grow?
284
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,506
In return for his feast,
285
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,241
he promised to bring back a champion
286
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,677
strong enough to lift
a log that fell on our village.
287
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,981
Long story short, no champion.
288
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,083
And the raspberry festival was canceled.
289
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,387
Well, in my defense, I found
an ogre and was gonna ask him.
290
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,889
But he was headed to knight school,
291
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,025
so I forgot about you and
decided to follow my dreams.
292
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,461
Is this helping?
293
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,798
Yes, it is helping.
294
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,735
Helping me to remember
how much I hate you!
295
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,305
But are you going to help me?
296
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,974
That's a big, sparkly no.
297
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,611
So I'll never be Ciara again?
298
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,381
I'm gonna be a monster
for the rest of my life?
299
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,950
Only until hunting season. [LAUGHS]
300
00:13:44,222 --> 00:13:46,222
? Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na ?
301
00:13:46,324 --> 00:13:47,857
? Hey ?
302
00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:55,965
And my evil scheme
commences in three, two...
303
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,500
one.
304
00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:00,703
Oh, hello, Sage.
305
00:14:01,773 --> 00:14:04,574
Warwick, what a wonderful surprise.
306
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:07,076
- What can I do for you?
- Oh, nothing.
307
00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:10,880
I just want to talk about life,
the weather, and, you know...
308
00:14:10,982 --> 00:14:12,915
The all-powerful Sir Gareth combat card?
309
00:14:13,017 --> 00:14:14,650
Yes, I need it in my life.
310
00:14:15,987 --> 00:14:17,553
This is for you.
311
00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:20,990
Cobra venom?
312
00:14:21,092 --> 00:14:22,758
My favorite perfume!
313
00:14:24,295 --> 00:14:25,461
You know, this makes me think
314
00:14:25,563 --> 00:14:27,263
you deserve that Sir Gareth card.
315
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:28,598
Thank you so much, Sage.
316
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,400
Just do me a favor and
don't tell Prudence.
317
00:14:31,502 --> 00:14:34,003
Don't tell her what?
That you betrayed her?
318
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:35,438
Yeah, don't tell her that.
319
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:39,709
Hey, is that for Sage?
320
00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:41,844
Heh! No.
321
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:45,181
It literally says "For Sage."
322
00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:47,617
Ah... oh, does it?
323
00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:48,584
I... yeah.
324
00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:50,586
Sage, this must be for you.
325
00:14:52,256 --> 00:14:55,591
Ooh, a pocket mace. You get me.
326
00:14:56,761 --> 00:14:59,495
You know, maybe you deserve that card.
327
00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:01,731
You broke our Phoenix swear.
328
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,566
So? You did the same thing.
329
00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:05,901
Yeah, but I didn't think
you'd find out about it.
330
00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:11,374
I am shocked to see such loyal
squad mates fighting like this.
331
00:15:11,476 --> 00:15:13,209
That sneak doesn't deserve the card.
332
00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:15,411
- Give it to me.
- No, give it to me.
333
00:15:15,513 --> 00:15:17,847
Well, there's only
one way to settle this...
334
00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:21,450
A nice, friendly game of combat cards.
335
00:15:21,552 --> 00:15:23,285
Or a not-so-friendly game!
336
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,325
You're going down, Giant.
337
00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,761
I can't wait to slap
the magic out of you.
338
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:38,167
[SOBS] [SNORTS]
339
00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,136
I don't know why you're crying.
340
00:15:40,238 --> 00:15:41,671
If I can't turn back into Ciara,
341
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:43,973
then my knight school dreams are over.
342
00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:47,610
So are mine! [SNORTS]
343
00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:50,479
There isn't a hole
in the armor for my tail.
344
00:15:52,383 --> 00:15:54,583
I've had enough of your snort crying.
345
00:15:54,686 --> 00:15:56,786
I'm going home. It's the pink house.
346
00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:58,988
The one that's still under a log!
347
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:02,058
Wait.
348
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:06,328
Your Majesty, if I remove the
log, will you fix the ring?
349
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:07,730
Um, I've spent all summer
350
00:16:07,832 --> 00:16:09,832
sharing a toilet with a chipmunk, so no.
351
00:16:12,236 --> 00:16:16,505
I know my fate is sealed.
Please, help my friend.
352
00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:19,875
Very well.
353
00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:23,813
Save our village and I'll
restore the princess's ring.
354
00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:26,015
[WHOOSH]
355
00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:31,353
Arc, are you sure about this?
356
00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:33,355
Yeah, it's the least I could do.
357
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:34,623
Besides, with my monster strength,
358
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:36,525
this is gonna be super easy.
359
00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:40,262
[GRUNTS]
360
00:16:40,364 --> 00:16:42,064
[BUZZING]
361
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,332
Uh oh!
362
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:46,168
It's infested with
fire-breathing dragonflies!
363
00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:48,037
Why does this forest hate me?
364
00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:49,004
? Oh, oh ?
365
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,976
? Ah, oh ?
366
00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:55,211
? Na, na, na ?
367
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,633
You did a great job making
this problem better, Arc.
368
00:16:58,735 --> 00:17:00,402
Maybe you can drown us next.
369
00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:03,772
Don't worry. I know what to do.
370
00:17:03,874 --> 00:17:06,575
- What do I do?
- You're a monster.
371
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,310
Make monster noises and scare them away.
372
00:17:08,412 --> 00:17:10,312
I don't make monster noises.
373
00:17:10,414 --> 00:17:12,781
[ROARS]
374
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:18,620
The dragonflies left.
Nice work, Porkchop!
375
00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:21,723
[BUZZES LOUDLY]
376
00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:24,626
Uh oh! They left to go get their mom!
377
00:17:24,728 --> 00:17:26,995
Don't worry, moms love me.
378
00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:28,630
[RUMBLING]
379
00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:30,866
It must be a dad. Dads hate me!
380
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:32,834
[RUMBLING]
381
00:17:32,936 --> 00:17:35,003
? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ?
382
00:17:35,105 --> 00:17:38,506
Welcome to the combat card clash!
383
00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:41,209
Two mighty competitors will face off...
384
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,745
[WHISPERING] and end their
friendship forever.
385
00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:47,015
Did you just whisper something evil?
386
00:17:47,117 --> 00:17:48,817
[SCOFFS] Doesn't sound like me.
387
00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:49,851
Sure it does.
388
00:17:49,953 --> 00:17:51,586
You know what else sounds like you?
389
00:17:51,688 --> 00:17:53,321
Ugh, I hate cilantro.
390
00:17:55,559 --> 00:17:56,992
Who wants this card?
391
00:17:58,362 --> 00:17:59,661
And clash!
392
00:17:59,763 --> 00:18:03,164
[BATTLE MUSIC]
393
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,733
[GRUNTS]
394
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:10,071
[GRUNTS]
395
00:18:11,141 --> 00:18:14,009
Ooh-hoo-hoo, I love combat cards.
396
00:18:14,111 --> 00:18:16,544
[GRUNTS]
397
00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:18,980
Ugh. Did you put cilantro in this?
398
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,952
[GRUNTING]
399
00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:26,154
[GROWLS]
400
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:30,091
Okay, I was gonna take it easy on you,
401
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,060
but now the magic gloves are coming off.
402
00:18:32,162 --> 00:18:33,728
Scrunchie, scrunchie, punchy, punch!
403
00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,130
[ZAPPING]
404
00:18:35,232 --> 00:18:36,798
[GRUNTS]
405
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:39,434
[PANTS]
406
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,470
I got that hammer for my sweet 16.
407
00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:44,105
That's it!
408
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,273
[YELLS]
409
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,309
BOTH: Warwick-shaped hole!
Warwick-shaped hole!
410
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:54,582
A warwick-shaped hole?
Does this seem familiar to you?
411
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:56,017
This is how you were holding me
412
00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:58,286
the last time you
threw me through a wall.
413
00:18:59,756 --> 00:19:01,923
We've lost our minds again.
414
00:19:02,025 --> 00:19:03,825
No card's worth our friendship.
415
00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:05,727
This combat's over, Sage.
416
00:19:05,829 --> 00:19:07,295
[MOCKING] Oh, we're friends.
417
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,763
We won't hurt each other.
418
00:19:08,865 --> 00:19:11,299
That's what you dum dums sound like.
419
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,535
Well, at least I can
sell that card for, like,
420
00:19:13,637 --> 00:19:14,769
a billion gold coins.
421
00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:16,738
No, you can't.
I gave that card to Sir Gareth!
422
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,806
What?
423
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,607
He traded me for a Buttercup card.
424
00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:22,310
[GIGGLES] He said it was one of a kind!
425
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:27,615
Ah, look at those hands...
and my luxurious dreadlocks.
426
00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,751
I bet this was when I
still had my spleen.
427
00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:34,756
[RUMBLING]
428
00:19:34,858 --> 00:19:38,226
Arc, if that thing
doesn't fry you, I will!
429
00:19:39,329 --> 00:19:41,229
[RUMBLING]
430
00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:44,165
Ugh, the dragon bug's gonna
roast me like a marshmallow
431
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,701
and I still have pudding in my pits!
432
00:19:46,803 --> 00:19:48,103
The pudding, that's it!
433
00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:50,405
You are not eating pit pudding.
434
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:51,906
Dragonflies love sweets.
435
00:19:52,009 --> 00:19:54,275
Use the gummy worm to draw it
away and I'll lift the log.
436
00:19:54,378 --> 00:19:56,544
How do you know I still
have the gummy worm?
437
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:57,912
My snout is super sensitive.
438
00:19:58,982 --> 00:20:00,315
That's a lovely shampoo, by the way.
439
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:01,583
[SNORTS]
440
00:20:06,023 --> 00:20:07,322
Hey, Dragonfly!
441
00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:09,457
Come get some yummy nummy gummy worm!
442
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,128
[RUMBLING]
443
00:20:14,231 --> 00:20:15,096
[BUZZES]
444
00:20:15,198 --> 00:20:16,765
[RUMBLING]
445
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,733
Go, Arc! Now's your chance!
446
00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:20,802
[RUMBLING]
447
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,204
[GRUNTS]
448
00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:26,408
DRAGONFLY: [BUZZES]
449
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:27,642
[RUMBLING]
450
00:20:27,744 --> 00:20:29,377
Hey!
451
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,146
Go get the gummy, dummy!
452
00:20:31,248 --> 00:20:33,314
[BUZZES]
453
00:20:35,085 --> 00:20:38,987
You saved our village!
Princess, thank you.
454
00:20:39,089 --> 00:20:41,689
Arc, you're not completely horrible.
455
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,191
Aww.
456
00:20:43,293 --> 00:20:45,994
I'm so happy, my tail is wagging.
457
00:20:46,096 --> 00:20:47,729
A deal is a deal.
458
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:51,299
Princess, I've repaired your ring.
459
00:20:51,401 --> 00:20:52,634
Thank you.
460
00:20:52,736 --> 00:20:56,504
Your Majesty, what Arc just
did was incredibly unselfish.
461
00:20:56,606 --> 00:20:57,806
That should count for something.
462
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,774
You're right, it should.
463
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:02,110
But it doesn't. Buh bye!
464
00:21:04,548 --> 00:21:06,815
PIXIES: [BUZZING]
465
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,784
Yes, pixies, I know
Arc saved our village.
466
00:21:09,886 --> 00:21:11,352
No, he broke his promise.
467
00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:12,320
PIXIES: [BUZZING]
468
00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:14,322
Well, that language is inappropriate!
469
00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:17,592
Fine!
470
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,260
[SIGHS]
471
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:22,530
It's the feeling of the
pixie community that you deserve
472
00:21:22,632 --> 00:21:25,800
to be returned back to normal.
473
00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:28,970
Please note this decision
was not unanimous.
474
00:21:29,072 --> 00:21:30,805
Thank you so much!
475
00:21:30,907 --> 00:21:32,340
Is there anything else we can do?
476
00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:34,442
Yes. Go away!
477
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,211
[ZAP]
478
00:21:39,649 --> 00:21:43,118
I'm Ciara again!
And you're not a monkey pig!
479
00:21:44,921 --> 00:21:46,888
Hello, beautiful nose.
480
00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:48,990
Hello, beautiful tail-free butt!
481
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,361
I am so glad everything's
back to normal.
482
00:21:53,463 --> 00:21:54,229
Me too.
483
00:21:54,331 --> 00:21:58,399
[SNORTS] Oh, no, I'm still oinking.
484
00:21:58,502 --> 00:22:01,636
We are not going back there.
That is a part of you now!
485
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,670
? Ah ?
486
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:07,270
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