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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,518 --> 00:00:12,785 Hmm. You see? 2 00:00:12,786 --> 00:00:14,587 See what? 3 00:00:14,588 --> 00:00:16,255 - The guy. - Who? 4 00:00:16,256 --> 00:00:18,924 - Guy in back. - The black guy? 5 00:00:18,925 --> 00:00:21,027 - Janet, don't be racist. - What? 6 00:00:21,028 --> 00:00:22,828 - You see guy in back? - Yeah. 7 00:00:23,196 --> 00:00:26,298 What you think? Steal or no steal? 8 00:00:26,299 --> 00:00:28,467 - You saw him take something? - No. 9 00:00:28,468 --> 00:00:30,035 Because, he does no steal. 10 00:00:30,804 --> 00:00:34,507 He does no steal because he's a black guy, brown shoes. 11 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:37,376 He's not gonna steal 'cause he's a black guy with brown shoes on? 12 00:00:37,377 --> 00:00:40,046 Black guy, brown shoes, that's a no steal. 13 00:00:40,047 --> 00:00:41,480 That's a cancel out combo. 14 00:00:41,481 --> 00:00:42,615 Cancel out combo. Got it. 15 00:00:43,517 --> 00:00:45,918 One day you take over store, you have to know, 16 00:00:45,919 --> 00:00:47,019 steal or no steal. 17 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:48,921 I'm not taking over the store. Ever. 18 00:00:48,922 --> 00:00:51,457 White guy, white shoes, that's a steal. 19 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:54,160 Brown woman, blue jacket, that's a no steal. 20 00:00:55,395 --> 00:00:58,564 But lesbian, that's girl who is the gay, 21 00:00:58,565 --> 00:01:02,268 if she whistling... (WHISTLES) She's a steal. 22 00:01:02,536 --> 00:01:06,238 But two lesbian, surprise, no steal. 23 00:01:06,239 --> 00:01:08,941 Even if whistling. Cancel out combo. 24 00:01:09,376 --> 00:01:11,559 What about a fat Asian gay man with long straight hair, 25 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,979 and a black lesbian with a ponytail and cowboy boots. 26 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:15,548 Together. Steal or no steal? 27 00:01:16,483 --> 00:01:18,451 - That's impossible. - What's impossible? 28 00:01:18,452 --> 00:01:19,305 The fat, Asian, gay? 29 00:01:19,306 --> 00:01:21,220 Appa, there are Asians who're gay, you know. 30 00:01:21,221 --> 00:01:23,823 I know. But Asian gay is never fat. 31 00:01:23,824 --> 00:01:26,459 Only skinny Asian is the gay. That's rule. 32 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:28,460 That's how they doing like that. Yeah. 33 00:01:29,696 --> 00:01:31,830 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 34 00:01:43,539 --> 00:01:49,639 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 35 00:01:50,584 --> 00:01:54,687 For how long? Okay. Yeah. I find out if he's there. 36 00:01:54,688 --> 00:01:57,489 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Perfect. 37 00:01:58,325 --> 00:02:00,392 No, no, tell her nothing. 38 00:02:00,927 --> 00:02:02,795 It'll be surprise. 39 00:02:03,196 --> 00:02:06,165 Okay, I will. You too. Bye-bye. 40 00:02:06,433 --> 00:02:07,900 (SIGHS) 41 00:02:09,169 --> 00:02:11,804 - Who it? - Oh, Mrs. Lee. 42 00:02:11,805 --> 00:02:13,839 Her daughter Grace is in town. 43 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,174 I'm helping planning visit. 44 00:02:15,609 --> 00:02:16,909 Hmm. 45 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:20,012 So why you look like a cat with mouse in you mouth? 46 00:02:20,013 --> 00:02:22,348 - Mouth in my mouse? - You know what I'm talking. 47 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:23,582 Who you surprise? 48 00:02:23,683 --> 00:02:26,151 Who say anything about surprise? 49 00:02:27,687 --> 00:02:30,789 "It'll be surprise. Okay, I will. Bye-bye." 50 00:02:31,958 --> 00:02:34,326 You shouldn't listen to private conversation. 51 00:02:34,427 --> 00:02:36,662 You shouldn't have a private conversation 52 00:02:36,663 --> 00:02:39,098 in front of people who with good hearing. 53 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:41,934 - He's in mood. - I not in mood. 54 00:02:41,935 --> 00:02:43,869 - Janet. Gerald. - Hi Appa. Bye Appa. 55 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:45,004 Stop! 56 00:02:45,772 --> 00:02:48,073 - Where you go? - Oh, our school's having this... 57 00:02:48,074 --> 00:02:49,508 We're going nowhere. Let's go. 58 00:02:49,509 --> 00:02:51,343 You in big hurry to go nowhere. 59 00:02:52,012 --> 00:02:54,313 - Gerald, you say to me. - Don't. 60 00:02:54,681 --> 00:02:56,482 - Gerald. - Uh... 61 00:02:56,483 --> 00:02:57,550 If it were up to just me, 62 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:59,985 - I would tell you, but for Janet... - Tell. 63 00:02:59,986 --> 00:03:01,086 - Don't tell. - Talk. 64 00:03:01,087 --> 00:03:02,221 - Don't talk. - Gerald. 65 00:03:02,556 --> 00:03:04,123 Uh, can we... Can we just go? 66 00:03:04,257 --> 00:03:05,891 - Don't go. - You don't go. 67 00:03:06,293 --> 00:03:07,459 Thanks. 68 00:03:13,099 --> 00:03:14,466 Hey, Jung. 69 00:03:14,467 --> 00:03:17,703 When you have a chance can you please pull these contracts for me? 70 00:03:17,704 --> 00:03:19,104 Yeah, sure. 71 00:03:21,741 --> 00:03:24,376 So, how's it going? Anything new with you? 72 00:03:25,312 --> 00:03:27,079 No, not really. 73 00:03:28,148 --> 00:03:30,716 - Did you get a haircut? - Nope. 74 00:03:31,218 --> 00:03:33,786 - Same old me. - Same old me too. 75 00:03:34,221 --> 00:03:36,722 I mean, not really. But kind of. 76 00:03:39,059 --> 00:03:41,994 Oh, and I just forwarded you a request from Ted 77 00:03:41,995 --> 00:03:43,662 about the SureTech account. 78 00:03:43,663 --> 00:03:44,763 Grace? 79 00:03:45,665 --> 00:03:46,765 Jung? 80 00:03:48,501 --> 00:03:50,736 - JUNG: Hey. - Hi. 81 00:03:51,538 --> 00:03:53,105 How'd you know I work here? 82 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,407 - You work here? - Isn't that why you're here? 83 00:03:55,408 --> 00:03:56,976 - In Toronto? - No, I mean 84 00:03:56,977 --> 00:03:59,545 why are you here, here, at the car rental? 85 00:03:59,846 --> 00:04:01,313 To rent a car. 86 00:04:01,815 --> 00:04:04,283 Right, yeah, sorry. I'm just surprised to see you. 87 00:04:04,818 --> 00:04:06,598 - I thought you lived in Vancouver. - I do. 88 00:04:07,153 --> 00:04:08,721 That's why I need to rent a car here. 89 00:04:08,722 --> 00:04:09,888 And my Umma told me that... 90 00:04:09,889 --> 00:04:12,691 That my Umma told her that this was the place to come. 91 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:15,761 - Yeah. - Yep. 92 00:04:16,963 --> 00:04:18,797 Terence. This is Terence. 93 00:04:18,798 --> 00:04:20,699 I feel like maybe he should help you out. 94 00:04:21,668 --> 00:04:22,901 Probably for the best. 95 00:04:22,902 --> 00:04:25,871 Terence, this is Grace Lee. She'd like to rent a car. 96 00:04:26,539 --> 00:04:28,173 Great. You've come to the right place. 97 00:04:30,744 --> 00:04:33,379 - Hey, everything okay? - All right, be honest with me. 98 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:35,160 Did I look like a complete idiot out there? 99 00:04:35,448 --> 00:04:37,716 No. You couldn't look like an idiot if you tried. 100 00:04:37,717 --> 00:04:39,977 - Seems like I was trying pretty hard. - What'd I miss? 101 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,154 - Grace Lee. - No. 102 00:04:42,155 --> 00:04:44,089 - Yeah. - She's here in the office? 103 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:45,657 An ex-girlfriend? 104 00:04:45,792 --> 00:04:49,228 Jung's high school number one hunny bun-bun. 105 00:04:49,829 --> 00:04:52,531 So you dated. (CHUCKLES) Who didn't? 106 00:04:52,799 --> 00:04:55,467 - I wouldn't say as much dating as... - Kimch! 107 00:04:55,802 --> 00:04:58,337 I was just gonna say it was mostly sex. 108 00:04:58,338 --> 00:04:59,405 - Okay. - Okay. 109 00:04:59,406 --> 00:05:01,307 Let's keep things professional here. 110 00:05:01,308 --> 00:05:04,576 I know how hard it can be to run into someone at the workplace 111 00:05:04,577 --> 00:05:06,512 - that you have feelings for... - Well... 112 00:05:06,713 --> 00:05:09,048 Or did. Or still do? 113 00:05:09,049 --> 00:05:11,717 Hey, why's she here? I thought she hated you. 114 00:05:11,818 --> 00:05:14,078 I think my umma's still trying to get us back together. 115 00:05:14,087 --> 00:05:17,070 That explains why your Umma called asking what time you were working today. 116 00:05:17,071 --> 00:05:19,939 - Why didn't you tell me? - Dude, I'm not your secretary. 117 00:05:20,527 --> 00:05:22,750 - I should talk to her. - Well, there are other options, 118 00:05:22,751 --> 00:05:25,386 but who am I to stand in the way of love? (CHUCKLES) 119 00:05:26,966 --> 00:05:29,134 - Excuse me. - Yeah, of course. 120 00:05:30,303 --> 00:05:31,537 (SIGHS) 121 00:05:38,011 --> 00:05:41,013 - Enter the Dragon. - Once Upon a Time in China: Part Two. 122 00:05:41,481 --> 00:05:43,482 - Kung Fu Hustle. - Dragon Lord. 123 00:05:43,483 --> 00:05:45,784 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. - IP Man. 124 00:05:45,885 --> 00:05:48,220 - Five Deadly Venom! - Five Deadly what? 125 00:05:48,221 --> 00:05:51,190 - You don't know Five Deadly Venom? - I know it. 126 00:05:51,758 --> 00:05:52,991 Best kung fu movie ever. 127 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,394 See, I told you. 128 00:05:55,628 --> 00:05:56,829 Mr. Chin, this is Gerald. 129 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:59,832 Gerald, you have great taste. 130 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,066 - Thank you. - (LAUGHS) 131 00:06:01,067 --> 00:06:04,236 So, what is Hapkido Toronto? 132 00:06:05,372 --> 00:06:07,712 Gerald and I thought it'd be fun to take a Hapkido class. 133 00:06:08,508 --> 00:06:11,076 We got a discount through school. It's pretty cool. 134 00:06:11,644 --> 00:06:12,945 - Fun? - Yeah. 135 00:06:12,946 --> 00:06:14,112 - Discount? - Mmm-hmm. 136 00:06:14,214 --> 00:06:16,081 Cool? Aeeshcham. 137 00:06:16,816 --> 00:06:18,750 Hapkido is a serious, Janet. 138 00:06:18,885 --> 00:06:20,519 - Seriously? - Yeah, seriously. 139 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,823 No, Appa, are you being serious? 140 00:06:21,824 --> 00:06:23,555 Yeah, this is my serious face. 141 00:06:23,556 --> 00:06:25,549 - It's pretty serious. - That's your serious face? 142 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,584 - Yah, what you talking? - I'm talking about serious things, Appa. 143 00:06:27,585 --> 00:06:28,523 Yeah, me too! 144 00:06:28,524 --> 00:06:30,427 All right then! I'm glad we got that sorted out. 145 00:06:30,428 --> 00:06:32,663 Stop! (SIGHS) 146 00:06:32,732 --> 00:06:36,168 Okay, okay, you don't have to beg to me. 147 00:06:36,436 --> 00:06:38,036 I will teach to you Hapkido. 148 00:06:38,037 --> 00:06:40,873 I've asked you, like, 100 times about Hapkido 149 00:06:40,874 --> 00:06:43,008 and you always said no because I was a girl. 150 00:06:43,009 --> 00:06:45,644 And now that another man is teaching me, you're jealous? 151 00:06:45,645 --> 00:06:48,547 - So jealous. - I'm not jealous. 152 00:06:48,681 --> 00:06:51,250 When you is girl, you is too fat, 153 00:06:51,251 --> 00:06:53,018 can't even bend arm, 154 00:06:53,386 --> 00:06:56,522 - but now you is ready to learn. - Whatever. We're fine. 155 00:06:56,523 --> 00:06:57,756 We like our Hapkido teacher. 156 00:06:57,991 --> 00:06:59,525 Who is you Hapkido teacher? 157 00:06:59,526 --> 00:07:01,589 - His name is... - I think he's like an art teacher. 158 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,295 You art teacher pimping Korea? 159 00:07:03,296 --> 00:07:06,198 - Uh... - No, no, no, can't having like that. 160 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:08,901 Only Korean can teach a Korean Hapkido. 161 00:07:09,636 --> 00:07:11,537 - Show us what you learn. - Okay. 162 00:07:11,738 --> 00:07:13,805 Uh, so, this is a wrist lock. 163 00:07:14,107 --> 00:07:17,042 Grab me here and then I just do... 164 00:07:17,043 --> 00:07:18,143 Ow! 165 00:07:18,144 --> 00:07:21,313 (LAUGHING) Girl, that is so painful! 166 00:07:21,314 --> 00:07:23,449 I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you. 167 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:25,184 You have to be careful, Janet. 168 00:07:25,185 --> 00:07:27,986 I'm getting older and weaker just like your father here. 169 00:07:27,987 --> 00:07:30,222 What you talking? 170 00:07:30,223 --> 00:07:33,692 Uh, Gerald, try something on me. 171 00:07:33,827 --> 00:07:35,994 Oh, no, it's okay, Mr. Kim, 172 00:07:35,995 --> 00:07:38,397 I think I'm might purchase one of these 173 00:07:38,398 --> 00:07:39,698 - freezers... - Okay. 174 00:07:39,699 --> 00:07:41,500 I'm going to attack you slowly. 175 00:07:41,668 --> 00:07:44,203 You better doing some Hapkido or you gonna get hurt. 176 00:07:44,204 --> 00:07:46,538 - Please. - I attack with my left hand. Huh? 177 00:07:46,873 --> 00:07:48,941 Here I come Gerald. Oh, so slow. 178 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:50,718 What I do, Hapkido save me please. 179 00:07:50,719 --> 00:07:51,777 Okay, Mr. Kim! 180 00:07:51,778 --> 00:07:53,812 (YELLS) 181 00:07:54,147 --> 00:07:55,347 (GROANING) 182 00:07:57,717 --> 00:08:01,253 - Are you okay? - I just got the wind knocked out of me 183 00:08:01,254 --> 00:08:03,021 through this new hole in my back. 184 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:05,457 Hey. 185 00:08:05,892 --> 00:08:07,059 Hey. 186 00:08:08,561 --> 00:08:10,128 So that was weird. Back there. 187 00:08:10,129 --> 00:08:12,698 Yeah, it was. But whatever. 188 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,934 Listen, I just wanted to say sorry. 189 00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:18,170 About what happened in high school. 190 00:08:19,005 --> 00:08:20,265 What happened in high school? 191 00:08:21,107 --> 00:08:23,275 The thing I did to make you hate me. 192 00:08:23,510 --> 00:08:26,278 You're gonna have to be a bit more specific than that. 193 00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:30,549 I remember, uh, going to your house for a family dinner. 194 00:08:31,117 --> 00:08:33,585 I think I had a little vodka before I showed up. 195 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:34,987 More than a little. 196 00:08:34,988 --> 00:08:37,322 - I remember punching a tree... - That was my uncle. 197 00:08:37,323 --> 00:08:40,325 - I also remember throwing up on a tree. - Also my uncle. 198 00:08:40,326 --> 00:08:41,760 You really don't remember that? 199 00:08:41,761 --> 00:08:43,662 I know I was a bit of an idiot. 200 00:08:43,930 --> 00:08:45,564 Yeah, you were. 201 00:08:46,599 --> 00:08:48,700 So, you pretty busy while you're here? 202 00:08:48,902 --> 00:08:50,302 Lots of meetings. 203 00:08:51,404 --> 00:08:52,971 So you're all booked up? 204 00:08:53,873 --> 00:08:56,177 You know, if you're gonna ask me out, you better hurry up, 205 00:08:56,178 --> 00:08:58,813 - 'cause I charge by the hour. - (LAUGHS) 206 00:08:58,912 --> 00:09:01,613 That didn't sound good. I meant charge you, 207 00:09:01,614 --> 00:09:03,397 'cause I'm a lawyer and not a sex stripper... 208 00:09:03,398 --> 00:09:05,666 Will you go to dinner with me tonight? 209 00:09:07,887 --> 00:09:09,054 Yes. 210 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:15,060 Why don't you give me a call when your finished all your meetings. 211 00:09:15,828 --> 00:09:18,263 I'll have one of my many assistants call you. 212 00:09:22,201 --> 00:09:23,302 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 213 00:09:23,303 --> 00:09:24,469 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 214 00:09:26,673 --> 00:09:28,507 Wait, I didn't check the car for dents! 215 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:30,742 Don't worry, Terence. I won't tell Shannon. 216 00:09:32,178 --> 00:09:33,612 I better tell Shannon. 217 00:09:35,148 --> 00:09:37,416 Appa, what's your problem? 218 00:09:37,417 --> 00:09:38,817 MR. CHIN: Holy shit, Mr. Kim! 219 00:09:38,818 --> 00:09:42,588 You is Bruce Lee and Jet Li all rolled up into one plump Korean. 220 00:09:42,589 --> 00:09:44,656 - Gerald, you okay? - Yeah, I'm all right. 221 00:09:44,657 --> 00:09:46,925 You centre of gravity is too high. 222 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:48,960 Have to bend knee. 223 00:09:49,095 --> 00:09:51,863 Feet is where power come from. Like a tree. 224 00:09:52,198 --> 00:09:55,333 Deep root. Big fruit. You understand? 225 00:09:55,768 --> 00:09:59,204 - Not really. - Why you doing like this? 226 00:09:59,205 --> 00:10:00,439 That's how I was taught. 227 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,007 No, you have to do like this way. 228 00:10:02,008 --> 00:10:04,676 (GROANS) - Yeah, it's better techniques. 229 00:10:04,677 --> 00:10:06,044 - You feel that? - Yeah. Yeah. 230 00:10:06,045 --> 00:10:07,412 - Argh! - That's how you supposed to be feeling. 231 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:08,947 Appa, stop. You're showing off. 232 00:10:08,948 --> 00:10:11,483 - I'm not showing off... - It does work better. 233 00:10:11,815 --> 00:10:13,318 That's the way our teacher teaches it 234 00:10:13,319 --> 00:10:14,953 so that's how we're gonna learn it. 235 00:10:14,954 --> 00:10:17,322 I am like a TTC, the better way. 236 00:10:17,323 --> 00:10:20,425 You should challenge their teacher to a Hapkido duel 237 00:10:20,426 --> 00:10:22,761 to prove whose fighting technique is superior. 238 00:10:23,196 --> 00:10:24,963 He's too busy beating up Gerald. 239 00:10:24,964 --> 00:10:26,632 Just a friendly contest. 240 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:29,368 You teacher could learn lots from me. 241 00:10:29,369 --> 00:10:31,036 He teach you all wrong. 242 00:10:31,604 --> 00:10:33,038 Don't tell me, tell him. 243 00:10:33,606 --> 00:10:34,773 Maybe I will. 244 00:10:36,609 --> 00:10:38,176 Maybe you should. 245 00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:41,613 Come on, Gerald. 246 00:10:49,889 --> 00:10:53,592 I miss it, 'cause there's no real Koreatown in Vancouver. 247 00:10:54,093 --> 00:10:56,528 I mean, there's a splash of it in the West End 248 00:10:56,529 --> 00:10:59,164 but we're all up in Coquitlam, Burnaby... 249 00:10:59,298 --> 00:11:00,932 - The 'burbs. - Yeah. 250 00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:03,001 Here seems like the same old. 251 00:11:03,002 --> 00:11:05,137 Yeah, Koreatown is still Koreatown. 252 00:11:05,138 --> 00:11:06,738 But North York is coming on strong. 253 00:11:06,739 --> 00:11:09,474 - Ah. North Koreatown. - Yeah. 254 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:11,543 Though Persians are definitely moving in. 255 00:11:11,811 --> 00:11:14,579 Hey, is that crappy little strip mall still up there by Sheppard? 256 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,682 You mean the one where you almost got a tattoo? 257 00:11:16,683 --> 00:11:18,950 - What do you mean almost? - You're joking. 258 00:11:19,652 --> 00:11:20,952 Am I? 259 00:11:23,222 --> 00:11:25,524 - Good evening. - A table for Lee, Grace. 260 00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:28,493 Yes, your other guests have arrived. 261 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:43,093 What are you doing here, Mom? 262 00:11:43,094 --> 00:11:45,562 She always call me Mom when she is mad. 263 00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:47,386 How did you know we were gonna eat here, Umma? 264 00:11:47,387 --> 00:11:50,422 - He always calls me Umma when he is... - Umma, please. 265 00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:53,303 - Pastor Choi tell us. - How did Pastor Choi know? 266 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:56,339 - He say he hear from Eddie Chan. - Who's Eddie Chan? 267 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,642 You know, Eddie Chan. He cleans up at the church. 268 00:11:58,643 --> 00:11:59,776 Eddie Chan. 269 00:12:00,978 --> 00:12:03,282 Eddie Chan also clean up at Number 1 Top Class Hair Salon. 270 00:12:03,283 --> 00:12:05,715 - Ah. - What? 271 00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:09,019 Kimchee's mom, Mrs. Han, owns Number 1 Top Class Hair Salon. 272 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,755 Look guys, no offence, but this is a private dinner. 273 00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:14,457 Please. Listen for two second and then we go. 274 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:23,099 Long distance relationship is very hard for young people. 275 00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:27,303 But we is here to help in early time until you move to same city. 276 00:12:27,805 --> 00:12:29,773 Grace is a lawyer, make more money. 277 00:12:29,774 --> 00:12:31,074 But she is not virgin anymore. 278 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,678 - Umma! - And Jung is cool, fun guy. 279 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:36,413 But he is working at car rental. 280 00:12:36,914 --> 00:12:39,149 So, it is good match we think. 281 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,885 Every city have car rental so you can work. 282 00:12:42,453 --> 00:12:44,988 Every city have crime, so you can work. 283 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,158 This is what we is thinking. 284 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,527 This is way over the line, Umma. 285 00:12:50,861 --> 00:12:53,396 This is why I moved to Vancouver. Because of this. 286 00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:55,298 Sorry, Jung. 287 00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:58,435 - Happy? - No. 288 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,437 Don't worry, I talk to Eddie Chan... 289 00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:02,572 Don't talk to anybody, okay? We're done here. 290 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,341 Jung. 291 00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:22,759 Lift arm higher. No, bend knee. 292 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,661 Yeah. Good... 293 00:13:25,496 --> 00:13:27,159 Mr. Kim, I'm not sure this is a good idea. 294 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,164 No, no, Gerald. 295 00:13:28,165 --> 00:13:30,265 I think we all want to hear what we're doing wrong. 296 00:13:30,468 --> 00:13:31,634 Yeah. 297 00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:35,104 That's Master Yang. 298 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:40,110 Go on, Appa. Why don't you teach him a lesson in Hapkido? 299 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,046 Why you tell to me your Hapkido teacher is art teacher? 300 00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:45,014 Technically he's a martial art teacher. 301 00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:47,217 Why you not tell to me it's Master Yang? 302 00:13:47,418 --> 00:13:49,519 You never asked 'cause you never ask. 303 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,554 Your plan is going to backfire. 304 00:13:51,555 --> 00:13:52,655 How? 305 00:13:52,656 --> 00:13:56,025 When he kill me, you have to take over store. 306 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,393 JUNG: Grace. 307 00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,529 I knew this was a bad idea. 308 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:00,630 Yeah. 309 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,298 They're never gonna change. 310 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,834 No, but we still gotta eat. Don't we? 311 00:14:05,336 --> 00:14:07,937 How 'bout some Jajangmyun. I know a place. 312 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,439 No. 313 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:13,042 I want the greasiest cheeseburger we can find, 314 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,378 and this much poutine. 315 00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,647 Wow, you really do want to make me throw up. 316 00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:19,382 That's just for me. Get your own. 317 00:14:21,752 --> 00:14:22,852 You know who I am? 318 00:14:23,187 --> 00:14:24,554 Yes, Master Yang. 319 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,360 We have a very important visitor today. 320 00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:34,964 Master Kim is going to demonstrate 321 00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,633 his Hapkido technique. 322 00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,768 Oh, no, no, no. 323 00:14:38,769 --> 00:14:39,969 Master Yang, I can't. 324 00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:42,805 Please, I have too much respect for you. 325 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,374 Troy. 326 00:14:45,643 --> 00:14:47,410 Assist Master Kim. 327 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,651 Okay, so, uh, 328 00:14:54,952 --> 00:14:58,555 I learn Hapkido when I was a little boy. 329 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,056 I am rusty. 330 00:15:01,926 --> 00:15:03,560 You, come attack me. 331 00:15:03,561 --> 00:15:04,981 How do you want me to attack you? 332 00:15:05,429 --> 00:15:07,730 I don't know. Any kind you like. 333 00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:09,699 Stop. 334 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,674 - Good luck, Appa. - Goodbye, Janet. 335 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,448 - Are you ready? - I ready. 336 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,884 You don't look ready. You don't look ready! 337 00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:30,386 (BOTH YELLING) 338 00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:34,857 Sorry. Sorry. You okay? 339 00:15:35,025 --> 00:15:37,560 Yeah, I'm fine. (GROANS) 340 00:15:39,029 --> 00:15:41,130 (ALL CLAPPING) 341 00:15:42,099 --> 00:15:44,567 Very good. Everyone, stand up! 342 00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:48,638 (SPEAKING IN KOREAN) 343 00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,077 (SPEAKING ENGLISH) Troy, warm up. 344 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,713 That was impressive. 345 00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:59,282 - Are you okay Appa? - Yeah, I'm okay. 346 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:01,377 I really didn't think he'd call you up there. 347 00:16:04,688 --> 00:16:06,589 (SPEAKING IN KOREAN) 348 00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:08,764 (SPEAKING ENGLISH) Do you know what that means? 349 00:16:08,993 --> 00:16:12,428 The gist of it is, respect your dad. 350 00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:15,465 Understand? 351 00:16:18,836 --> 00:16:21,170 Thank you for your demonstration, Mr. Kim. 352 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,573 Thank you for your kindness, Master Yang. 353 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,341 (GROANS) 354 00:16:26,343 --> 00:16:29,012 Don't mess with my student or I mess with you. 355 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:30,780 Okay. 356 00:16:31,215 --> 00:16:33,116 Thank you for coming, Mr. Kim. 357 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,685 - Thank you. - (SPEAKING IN KOREAN) 358 00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:47,297 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 359 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,632 Jung? Hello? 360 00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:51,601 - Jung? - Umma. 361 00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:54,971 - What are you doing here? - I feel terrible. 362 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,840 Forget it. Hey, Kimchee! In the shower! 363 00:16:58,242 --> 00:16:59,409 My Umma's here! 364 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:00,910 Jung. 365 00:17:01,845 --> 00:17:03,479 Am I good Umma? 366 00:17:03,948 --> 00:17:05,048 (SIGHS) 367 00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:09,953 I understand. I gotta go now. 368 00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:11,521 No, no. Umma... 369 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:14,290 Hey, Ajuma. 370 00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:16,826 You say he in shower. 371 00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:19,562 - I did. - I'm not. 372 00:17:20,264 --> 00:17:21,431 Who in shower? 373 00:17:21,899 --> 00:17:24,133 - I don't know. - (DOOR OPENING) 374 00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:28,337 - Oh. - Oh. 375 00:17:29,707 --> 00:17:31,374 You already know Umma. 376 00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:33,242 You remember Kimchee? 377 00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:35,011 - Sure. - KIMCHEE: Hey. 378 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,714 Hey. I'm just gonna go in here. 379 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,716 Good idea. 380 00:17:39,717 --> 00:17:41,350 I hope she didn't use my loofah. 381 00:17:41,719 --> 00:17:43,052 I shed like a snake. 382 00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:46,723 So what's happening, huh? You moving to Vancouver? 383 00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:47,990 No. 384 00:17:48,726 --> 00:17:50,927 - You moving back? - GRACE: No. 385 00:17:51,128 --> 00:17:52,361 (PHONE RINGING) 386 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,964 Oh. It's Mrs. Lee. 387 00:17:55,899 --> 00:17:59,335 Go ahead. Take it. Tell her. 388 00:17:59,336 --> 00:18:00,837 You know you want to. 389 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,439 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 390 00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,877 (SPEAKING ENGLISH) I'm fine. How are you? 391 00:18:05,909 --> 00:18:08,945 No. Why would I know where Grace is? 392 00:18:09,079 --> 00:18:11,147 No, you sound weird. 393 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:12,615 Okay, bye-bye. 394 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:16,018 Wow, Umma. I've never really seen you hold back before. 395 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,421 Yes, thank you. 396 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:19,856 You're welcome. 397 00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:21,824 But doesn't matter. She know. 398 00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:31,701 Ha. Very good. 399 00:18:31,935 --> 00:18:33,569 You getting faster, Vijay. 400 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,104 Thank you, Mr. Kim. 401 00:18:38,609 --> 00:18:41,644 - They look so cute. - Yeah. 402 00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:43,112 Don't let fool you. 403 00:18:43,113 --> 00:18:46,149 Soon they all be black belt Taekwondo champion. Huh? 404 00:18:46,383 --> 00:18:47,650 They do like this. 405 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,858 Whoa. You know Taekwondo? 406 00:18:55,859 --> 00:18:58,194 Not really but I'm a big fan. 407 00:18:58,195 --> 00:18:59,629 (LAUGHING) 408 00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:02,064 - They have Taekwondo in Africa? - Oh, yeah. 409 00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:05,034 Somalia won silver 410 00:19:05,035 --> 00:19:08,538 - at the 2013 International open. - Wow. Impressive. 411 00:19:09,406 --> 00:19:11,808 - You don't look Somalian. - No, I'm not. 412 00:19:11,809 --> 00:19:13,876 Just a Taekwondo fact, man. 413 00:19:14,078 --> 00:19:15,845 - Taekwondo is Korean. - I know. 414 00:19:16,013 --> 00:19:17,847 - I am Korean. - I know. 415 00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:20,483 - Hapkido is Korean too. - Hapkido? 416 00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:23,686 Yeah. But much better fighting style. Huh? 417 00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:28,257 Choi Yong Sul, he invent Hapkido while a servant living in Japan. 418 00:19:28,358 --> 00:19:31,727 So, in a way, it could also be considered a Japanese martial art. 419 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,030 No! You joking me? 420 00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:36,098 No. I don't... I just meant... 421 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,901 Taekwondo. It was invented by a Korean too? 422 00:19:38,902 --> 00:19:40,136 Of course Korean. 423 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,904 I didn't realize Korea was that strong. 424 00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:43,472 Yeah, very strong. 425 00:19:43,774 --> 00:19:45,675 Taekwondo is very ancient. 426 00:19:45,676 --> 00:19:50,012 Invented by Korean soldier who long time ago is living in... 427 00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:53,249 Japan. 428 00:19:57,054 --> 00:19:58,487 Sure is hot, huh. 429 00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:00,590 Global warming. 430 00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:03,526 Yeah, maybe Japanese invent that too. 431 00:20:16,612 --> 00:20:18,846 I'm Chan Ling. I'm good at kung fu. 432 00:20:19,881 --> 00:20:22,248 I'm sorry, but we are full now. 433 00:20:22,817 --> 00:20:25,752 - Where did you get this? - Mr. Chin give to me. 434 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,922 It's a little confuse but kung fu is very good. 435 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,023 Very authentic. 436 00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:34,694 Huh, see? 437 00:20:34,795 --> 00:20:36,563 They're fighting upside down on the ceiling. 438 00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:39,399 Yeah, it is very authentic for fighting lizard-style. 439 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,469 Hmm. Maybe we should call Lionel Richie style. 440 00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,104 (LAUGHING) - What? 441 00:20:44,639 --> 00:20:47,173 Because he's a dance on the ceiling. 442 00:20:47,742 --> 00:20:49,676 Is good joke if you is old. 443 00:20:49,677 --> 00:20:51,244 Yeah, maybe. 444 00:20:51,245 --> 00:20:53,713 You know you should have close up 45 minute ago. 445 00:20:54,081 --> 00:20:55,682 - Shh. - You ruin movie. 446 00:20:57,685 --> 00:20:59,519 Don't forget to lock door. 447 00:21:03,457 --> 00:21:05,225 How does the fire not burn their feet? 448 00:21:05,927 --> 00:21:07,427 I can teach to you. 449 00:21:08,262 --> 00:21:10,130 It's okay. I'm good. 450 00:21:12,033 --> 00:21:13,767 (LAUGHING) 451 00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:16,403 He's on fire now. 452 00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:18,943 Yeah, he's not careful. 453 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,880 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 454 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:25,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33014

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