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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:07,105 (DOOR BELL DINGS) 2 00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:10,042 - KEVIN: Hello, Mr. Kim. - Kevin, how I can help you? 3 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,244 - This is my friend, Roger. - Hello, Roger. 4 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,345 - Nice to meet you. - Mmm. 5 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,480 We're performing for Pride Week, 6 00:00:15,481 --> 00:00:17,701 and we would love to put our poster up in your window. 7 00:00:22,488 --> 00:00:25,424 You group is call, "Gay Town Boys?" 8 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,826 Yes, it is, and, yes, we are. 9 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:31,596 It's, uh, messy poster. Who make? 10 00:00:31,597 --> 00:00:32,964 Get refund. 11 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:36,301 - Or is it because we're gay? - No, of course, it isn't. 12 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:37,469 It's okay. Don't mind him. 13 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,638 No. I have no problem with the gay, 14 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,974 but I have problem with parade. 15 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,609 Traffic, garbage, noise. 16 00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:45,978 If you is the gay, 17 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,647 why can't you be quiet, respectful gay, huh? 18 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:50,749 Like Anderson Cooper, you know? 19 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,651 Neil Patrick Harris, you know? 20 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:53,819 They is all the gay, 21 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,154 but they don't yelling to me they is the gay. 22 00:00:56,155 --> 00:00:57,658 It's not about being loud, Mr. Kim... 23 00:00:57,659 --> 00:00:59,992 Kevin, some people don't like Korean, 24 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,728 but we don't make big parade yelling at people, 25 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,130 "We is Korean, we is Korean!" (CHUCKLES) 26 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:07,866 - Mr. Kim, are you homophobic? - Roger. 27 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:10,769 - What word you using? - Homophobic, Mr. Kim. 28 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,372 This is discrimination against "the homos." 29 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:15,307 And it's a hate crime, and I'm gonna report it. 30 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,375 - What? - Roger... 31 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,643 - What you report? - Hey! Look, look, look. 32 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,413 I'm not homo... 33 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,281 - Homopebek. - Uh-huh. 34 00:01:23,282 --> 00:01:24,416 If I am homo... 35 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,552 Homopeebeek, then why I... 36 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:32,224 Why do I give a gay discount, hmm? 37 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,626 - Sorry? - Yeah. 38 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:36,628 If I am homo, homopobok, 39 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,164 then why I having the gay discount? 40 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:43,068 Fifteen percent gay discount only for the Gay Pride Week. 41 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:46,204 So, how much would this be? 42 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:50,942 Regular, $2, but for you, 43 00:01:50,943 --> 00:01:53,578 with gay discount, $1.70. 44 00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:55,580 And how do you know if someone is gay? 45 00:01:56,315 --> 00:01:57,549 I can tell. 46 00:01:58,217 --> 00:02:00,485 - You have gaydar, Mr. Kim? - Yeah. 47 00:02:00,486 --> 00:02:04,089 I have gaydar, 100% guarantee. 48 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,425 Ah. Well, we'll be sure to spread the word. 49 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:07,926 And the poster? 50 00:02:09,328 --> 00:02:10,929 You can do better. 51 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,933 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 52 00:02:29,286 --> 00:02:37,696 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for addic7ed.com. 53 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:44,396 Appa, I have a shoot for school this weekend. 54 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:45,980 I was wondering if I can borrow the van. 55 00:02:45,981 --> 00:02:48,133 What happened to, "Good morning, Appa," 56 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:49,768 "Umma, you look pretty today." 57 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:51,503 - Thank you, Appa. - That's from Janet. 58 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,771 Oh. Thank you, Janet. 59 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:53,839 But I say. 60 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,541 You do look pretty Umma, and can I have the van? 61 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:57,676 - No. - No, but Appa, 62 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,177 - I only need it for one... - Stop. 63 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:00,979 One second. 64 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,551 (DOOR CLOSING) 65 00:03:06,552 --> 00:03:08,053 And he's not coming back. (SIGHS) 66 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,554 - Janet. - What? 67 00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:10,822 You coming church Sunday? 68 00:03:11,924 --> 00:03:14,860 You know, church is not only for worship the Jesus. 69 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,095 Lots of side benefit too. 70 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:20,098 You can make a lot of friends at church. 71 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:23,435 Friend who is girl. Friend who is not girl. 72 00:03:23,769 --> 00:03:26,238 Umma, I'm not going to church to hook up with guys. 73 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,840 Not hook up, hook around. 74 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,310 Look, new church directory. 75 00:03:32,311 --> 00:03:34,679 So many boys to choose from. 76 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,981 Oh. 77 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,183 Mr. Soon's nephew, Georgie. 78 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,285 He is captain of church Frisbee team. 79 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:42,754 Umma, I don't need your help finding a boyfriend. 80 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:45,257 Yeah. Then where is you cool Christian Korean boyfriend? 81 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,359 Okay, first of all, there's no such thing 82 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,894 as a "Cool Christian Korean Boy." 83 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,595 - They don't exist. - (SCOFFS) What you talking? 84 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:52,579 If they're cool and Christian, they're not Korean. 85 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,865 And if they're cool and Korean, 86 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,700 they're not Christian. And if they're cool, 87 00:03:55,701 --> 00:03:57,335 Christian and Korean, they're girls. 88 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,739 Jung is cool, Christian, and Korean. Is he girl? 89 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,507 So, you're suggesting I date my brother? 90 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:04,409 No. 91 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,245 Look, Janet, when I was your age, 92 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:09,581 I go to church, find the Jesus, 93 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:13,351 find cool, Christian Korean boy and we hook around. 94 00:04:13,352 --> 00:04:15,135 Umma, can you please don't say "hook around." 95 00:04:15,136 --> 00:04:16,403 It doesn't sound so good. 96 00:04:16,822 --> 00:04:18,757 If I is not hook around with you Appa, 97 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,925 - you is not be born. - Bye, Umma. 98 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:22,994 (SCOFFS) 99 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:28,600 - (CROWD CHEERING) - (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING) 100 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,101 (WHISTLING) 101 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:35,422 I was told you were supporting gay pride 102 00:04:35,423 --> 00:04:37,876 and you had a 50% discount or something like that? 103 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:39,244 Is that true or not? 104 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,345 What? 105 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:43,014 You have a 50% discount or something like that? 106 00:04:43,015 --> 00:04:45,350 - Is that true? - Fifteen percent. 107 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:47,285 And keep talking to end of sentence. 108 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,321 My bad. Sorry. (LAUGHS) 109 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,756 Fifteen percent discount, true? 110 00:04:51,757 --> 00:04:53,725 Yeah, only for the gay. 111 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:55,593 $26.50. You want bag? 112 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,897 Is that with the discount? 113 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:00,765 No, you want bag? 114 00:05:00,766 --> 00:05:02,434 Uh, yes, I want the bag 115 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:04,336 but why not I get the gay discount? 116 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:05,937 It's only for the gay. 117 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,739 You is not the gay. 118 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,040 Hello. 119 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:12,510 I am not the gay? I am so the gay. 120 00:05:12,511 --> 00:05:14,479 People tell me I am too gay sometimes. 121 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,747 You is only pretend. 122 00:05:16,515 --> 00:05:17,582 Are you for real? 123 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,952 One hundred percent guarantee not gay. 124 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:22,487 No discount. 125 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,722 This is not over. 126 00:05:25,524 --> 00:05:28,960 This is not even the start of it being not over. 127 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,496 Okay. See you. 128 00:05:33,799 --> 00:05:34,933 Hi. 129 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,141 KIMCHEE: Pick it up. 130 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:44,275 You pick it up. 131 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,278 How do you know it's dead? 132 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,545 Buddy. 133 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,981 - JANET: Hey. - Hey. 134 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,082 What are you guys doing? 135 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,617 Your brother's about to clean a car. 136 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,081 You guys gettin' lunch or something? 137 00:05:54,082 --> 00:05:55,587 - I don't know, are we? - Mmm. 138 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,023 My treat as long as you use 139 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,487 your employee family discount thingy 140 00:05:59,488 --> 00:06:00,592 to get me a car. 141 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:01,660 What's wrong with Appa's van? 142 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,084 More like, "What's wrong with Appa?" 143 00:06:03,085 --> 00:06:04,963 I'm 20 and he still won't let me drive the van. 144 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,187 I drove the van when I was 13. 145 00:06:06,188 --> 00:06:07,832 You stole the van when you were 13. 146 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:10,735 No, we stole the van when he was 13. 147 00:06:10,736 --> 00:06:12,996 Technically, if your family owns it, it's not stealing. 148 00:06:13,105 --> 00:06:14,639 So, can you get me a rental? 149 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,508 Depends. Where you gonna wine and dine me? 150 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:18,777 Come on, you owe me. 151 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:19,878 For what? 152 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,480 I'm seriously over-parented because you're not around. 153 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:24,504 Hey, I still get more than my fair share from Umma. 154 00:06:24,505 --> 00:06:26,739 Yeah, but when's the last time you talked to Appa? 155 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:29,120 When's the last time he talked to me? 156 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,091 So you're never going to talk to him again? 157 00:06:31,092 --> 00:06:32,123 It's workin' so far. 158 00:06:32,124 --> 00:06:34,025 Hey, I just got a strange call... 159 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,827 Hi. 160 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,062 Who's this? 161 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,364 This is my sister Janet. 162 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:40,865 She's taking me to lunch. 163 00:06:40,866 --> 00:06:45,003 Sister. Hi, Janet. I'm Shannon, Jung's manager. 164 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,538 And, I like to think, friend. 165 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,941 And as a friend, I should tell you the manager, 166 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,210 would say it's employees only back here. 167 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:53,545 I get it. Sorry. 168 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:55,347 I know it must be hard for two people 169 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:59,084 who grew up in the inner city and are rebellious by nature, 170 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,486 but rules are rules. Understood? 171 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,088 - Understood. - Good. 172 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:06,491 Understood. 173 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,294 "Understood in the hood." 174 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,498 Okay, really nice to meet you. 175 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:16,101 Oh, and the strange call. 176 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,303 A woman asked, if we've seen her pet ferret. 177 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,306 Yeah, I'm gonna say no. 178 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:22,507 Okay. 179 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,178 And look what the cat drag in. 180 00:07:27,179 --> 00:07:28,813 Oh, Mr. Chin. 181 00:07:28,814 --> 00:07:30,081 How's it going? 182 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:31,282 Uh, can't complain. 183 00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:32,684 How's your business? 184 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:33,752 Which one? 185 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:34,919 (BOTH LAUGHING) 186 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,855 Kidding aside, Mr. Kim, 187 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:39,257 business has never been better. 188 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,926 Gay Pride week, very busy. 189 00:07:41,927 --> 00:07:43,395 Yeah, me too. 190 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:45,630 Gays are good for business. Hmm. 191 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,665 Ah. Remember when we start? 192 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,601 No gay in sight. 193 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:50,935 Where they all come from? 194 00:07:50,936 --> 00:07:53,037 Immigration? Refugee? 195 00:07:53,038 --> 00:07:54,906 It's more popular now. 196 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:56,775 Everybody switch side. 197 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,309 Man becoming woman, 198 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,645 woman dressing like man who like woman. 199 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,213 So confusing. 200 00:08:02,748 --> 00:08:06,551 For example, if a gay man discover he is transsexual... 201 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:07,619 Yeah. 202 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,888 ...then if he has sex change and becomes a woman... 203 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,423 - Okay. - ...then discover 204 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,658 she is actually transgender... 205 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,059 Wait. 206 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:18,630 What's difference between transgender and transsexual? 207 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,466 Hmm. I don't know, Mr. Kim. 208 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,635 What is the difference between a transgender 209 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:24,869 and a transsexual? 210 00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:27,338 No, is not a joke, Mr. Chin. 211 00:08:27,339 --> 00:08:29,607 I ask you real question. I don't know. 212 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:31,109 Excuse me. 213 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,213 The word up on the street is you having 15% discount, 214 00:08:33,214 --> 00:08:34,279 for true? 215 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,713 What? 216 00:08:35,714 --> 00:08:36,848 What what? 217 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,216 No. Sorry, I don't... 218 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,618 I can't catch hear what you talking. 219 00:08:40,619 --> 00:08:42,153 What I talkin'? 220 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:43,521 No one can understand 221 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:45,189 what you both talking about it! 222 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:48,560 Lord have mercy! 223 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:52,864 Me just want to know if the 15% discount be true? 224 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,999 Yeah, it's true but only for the gay. 225 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,837 What? That's illegal. Anti-straight. 226 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:01,573 Well, when's me get me discount then? 227 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,909 Uh, February. 228 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:06,210 Black History Discount Month. 229 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,880 That's the shortest month of the year. 230 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,748 But it's longer during leap year. 231 00:09:10,749 --> 00:09:12,350 So, take full advantage. 232 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:27,432 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you come in. 233 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:30,535 It's okay. Just wanted to drop off my resume. 234 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:33,471 - (DOOR OPENS) - Hi, I'm here about the job. 235 00:09:34,139 --> 00:09:35,573 - Oh. Um... - Here we go. 236 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:37,909 Sorry, I think there's a misunderstanding. 237 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,911 We're not looking for any help. 238 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,045 UMMA: Yes, we is. 239 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:44,882 Hi, hi, good to see you both. Hmm? 240 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,852 Hmm. Okay. 241 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,355 First question, very important for job. 242 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,223 Do you go to church? 243 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:53,291 Umma, you can't ask that. 244 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,959 No, that's okay. I don't mind. 245 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,594 Yes, I do go to church. 246 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:58,329 That's where I saw your ad. 247 00:09:58,330 --> 00:09:59,430 Me too. 248 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,065 - What ad? - Good. 249 00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:04,836 - Cool, Christian, Korean... - Oh, my God! 250 00:10:05,804 --> 00:10:07,639 I'm so sorry about this. 251 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:11,743 Just wait. Janet. Janet! 252 00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:13,978 - Janet! - What? 253 00:10:13,979 --> 00:10:15,179 You don't even trying. 254 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:16,848 If you don't mingle, you stay single. 255 00:10:16,982 --> 00:10:18,950 Do these guys know that I'm the job? 256 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,184 You should say thank you. 257 00:10:20,185 --> 00:10:22,287 You don't know yet, but Umma doing you big favor. 258 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,489 - Oh! - Hey! What's happen? 259 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,424 Oh, the usual. Umma's ruining my life. 260 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,859 Aye! What you doing? 261 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,928 - Helping find boyfriend. - Aeeshcham! 262 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,297 Janet is not a baby anymore. 263 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,233 She is now full balloon, grown woman. 264 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:37,302 She don't need you help finding boyfriend. 265 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,403 Yeah. Thank you. 266 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:41,172 How can she have a boyfriend when she take over store? 267 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,507 I'm not taking over the store. 268 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,208 - What's wrong with the store? - Nothing's wrong 269 00:10:44,209 --> 00:10:45,832 - with the store but... - Then take over. 270 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,845 How she can take over store when she have a baby? 271 00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:49,781 - You have a baby? - What? No! 272 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:52,183 After she marry, she have many babies. 273 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,952 Maybe we'll come back another time... 274 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,888 Let's be clear, I'm not taking over the store 275 00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:59,624 and I'm not having many babies. Okay? 276 00:11:03,228 --> 00:11:05,063 The opening is now closed. 277 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,368 (GREETING IN KOREAN) 278 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:14,772 We have 15% gay discount only for this week. 279 00:11:14,773 --> 00:11:16,608 It's lucky day for you. 280 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,876 Oh, no, no, I'm not gay. 281 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,012 It's okay. 282 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,281 Sometimes, gay take time, hmm? 283 00:11:23,882 --> 00:11:25,550 (SLURPING) 284 00:11:38,434 --> 00:11:39,935 - (SIGHS) - (DOOR BELL DINGS) 285 00:11:40,936 --> 00:11:43,204 - APPA: Hi. - Remember me? 286 00:11:43,205 --> 00:11:47,575 I came for my discount. And here is my proof. 287 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:48,842 Hi. 288 00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:51,278 What's you favorite movie? 289 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,681 Um... Caddyshack. 290 00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:56,350 With Bill Murray? See? Not gay. 291 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:58,552 He just doesn't wanna give me the discount. 292 00:11:58,553 --> 00:11:59,653 Not gay. 293 00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:01,555 Young Bill Murray was very sexy. 294 00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:03,019 You're the only one who thinks that. 295 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:05,192 - Hmm. - What are you saying? 296 00:12:05,193 --> 00:12:06,527 I know you said it was college 297 00:12:06,528 --> 00:12:08,863 and you and Raquel were nothing special, 298 00:12:08,864 --> 00:12:10,731 but you talk about her all the time. 299 00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:12,533 She's a lesbian! She's a lesbian! 300 00:12:12,534 --> 00:12:14,702 Well, maybe you're both on that "almost-gay, 301 00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:16,570 "almost-lesbian" part of the spectrum. 302 00:12:16,571 --> 00:12:17,638 Yeah, spectrum. 303 00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:19,473 Oh, my God, how did this turn into a thing? 304 00:12:19,474 --> 00:12:22,610 - It was nothing! - Sound like a something to me. 305 00:12:24,513 --> 00:12:26,480 Hey, man, can you pull up that Toyota Corolla 306 00:12:26,481 --> 00:12:28,282 one more time? I just wanted to... 307 00:12:28,283 --> 00:12:30,551 - Umma? - Jung, we have to talk. 308 00:12:30,552 --> 00:12:33,254 Umma, where are you... Umma, you can't go in there. 309 00:12:33,255 --> 00:12:34,722 UMMA: Close door. 310 00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:36,090 Umma, I'm not closing the door. 311 00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:37,291 This is my manager's office. 312 00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:40,161 - It's a family emergency. - Is everyone okay? 313 00:12:40,162 --> 00:12:42,863 - No, it's Janet. - What happened? 314 00:12:43,398 --> 00:12:44,665 She is going to die... 315 00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:48,002 - ...alone. - (SIGHS) 316 00:12:48,003 --> 00:12:50,604 Umma, Janet being single is not a crisis. 317 00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:52,106 No, she stop listen to me. 318 00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:54,575 - You have to talk to her. - No, I don't. 319 00:12:54,576 --> 00:12:55,843 And you need to back off. 320 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:57,912 - But Janet... - Janet is 20 years old. 321 00:12:57,913 --> 00:12:59,513 She can figure this out on her own. 322 00:12:59,514 --> 00:13:02,216 All you're doing is pushing her away. 323 00:13:02,484 --> 00:13:03,884 Is that what you want? 324 00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:07,154 Then what? Not do anything... 325 00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:09,657 - Hello, excuse me... - UMMA: We is here first. 326 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,392 - Sorry. - Umma, no. That's my boss. 327 00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:14,295 I am his mommy. Please excuse, thank you. 328 00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:16,130 Okay, I just need my insulin. 329 00:13:16,131 --> 00:13:18,232 Five more minute, please. 330 00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:21,535 Okay, I'll just have an orange. 331 00:13:26,141 --> 00:13:27,875 - THERESE: Hi. - Hi. 332 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,877 I can't find the price on this. 333 00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:32,379 - How much is it? - APPA: Uh, regular $4.99, 334 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:35,649 but this week, we have a discount only for the uh... 335 00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:38,152 What you is? 336 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,154 (DEEP VOICE) Come again? 337 00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:44,124 You is what kind, transgender? 338 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,393 I'm a drag queen. 339 00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:48,829 Oh, you is man who dress like girl? 340 00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:51,899 A woman. Yeah. Why? 341 00:13:53,468 --> 00:13:55,135 Why you do like this? 342 00:13:57,105 --> 00:14:00,040 Oh, um, I don't know. 343 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:04,378 It feels like me. Feels like home. Always has. 344 00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:09,883 - I'm Therese. - I am Mr. Kim. 345 00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:12,653 I think I'll just pick up a few more things. 346 00:14:12,654 --> 00:14:14,588 - Okay. - Mmm. 347 00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:18,025 - Where you coming from? - Church. 348 00:14:18,026 --> 00:14:20,160 Oh, I think there is a steal. 349 00:14:21,029 --> 00:14:22,496 - Steal? - Yeah. 350 00:14:22,497 --> 00:14:24,331 - Money is missing. Check. - Oh. 351 00:14:39,848 --> 00:14:40,948 (CAR LOCKS) 352 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,218 Hi, Janet, are you hungry? 353 00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:46,553 Do you want galbijim, I can make your favorite... 354 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:47,855 Stop. 355 00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:51,592 When you get car? 356 00:14:51,593 --> 00:14:53,927 When you didn't let me take the van. It's a rental. 357 00:14:53,928 --> 00:14:55,496 Where you get money for rental? 358 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,798 I got a discount from a friend. 359 00:14:57,799 --> 00:15:01,168 - APPA: What friend? - Um... It's... 360 00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:05,706 Money is missing from store. You know what happen? 361 00:15:07,142 --> 00:15:08,542 Are you serious, Appa? 362 00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:12,646 Are you seriously accusing me of stealing money from you? 363 00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,982 - No. No one is accuse, just... - JANET: I can't even... 364 00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:19,253 Forget it. 365 00:15:21,323 --> 00:15:23,557 - Sorry. - Oh, don't worry about me. 366 00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:25,259 Family's family. 367 00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:28,195 $22.95... 368 00:15:28,196 --> 00:15:30,197 Minus 15%, 369 00:15:30,198 --> 00:15:31,899 gay discount. 370 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,101 (SCOFFS) A gay discount? 371 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:36,236 Well, thank you very much. 372 00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:39,273 Very nice meeting you, Mr. Kim. 373 00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:40,707 Okay, see you. 374 00:15:43,545 --> 00:15:45,813 Ow! What, he is not woman. 375 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,714 Gay discount is missing money. 376 00:15:50,352 --> 00:15:51,485 Aeeshcham. 377 00:15:51,486 --> 00:15:54,688 You have to tell Janet sorry. For saying she is steal. 378 00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:56,390 I never say she is steal. 379 00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:58,158 You make her think you think she is steal. 380 00:15:58,159 --> 00:16:01,295 No, I make her think I think money missing. 381 00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:03,130 I never think she is steal. 382 00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:05,165 I wonder but never think. 383 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:07,835 - Big difference. - No difference. 384 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:08,936 I wonder if you is crazy, 385 00:16:08,937 --> 00:16:10,571 doesn't mean I think you is crazy. 386 00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:13,774 Appa, we is pushing her away like Jung! 387 00:16:13,775 --> 00:16:16,477 We not wonder if he is steal, we know he is steal! 388 00:16:16,478 --> 00:16:18,145 (UMMA SHRIEKS) 389 00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:20,681 (DOOR BELL DINGS) 390 00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:21,982 Hi. 391 00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:28,489 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Janet, Janet. 392 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:29,890 Now she is runaway. 393 00:16:30,392 --> 00:16:32,426 JANET: I didn't run away. Leave me alone. 394 00:16:32,427 --> 00:16:34,962 - Okay. - Appa. 395 00:16:34,963 --> 00:16:36,764 Appa have something to say. 396 00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:37,998 Say you is sorry. 397 00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:39,302 APPA: I don't need to say sorry. 398 00:16:39,303 --> 00:16:40,501 Nobody steal nothing. 399 00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:44,738 - But you thought I did. - No, I wonder if you do. 400 00:16:44,739 --> 00:16:46,440 JANET: I'm not Jung. 401 00:16:48,143 --> 00:16:49,977 APPA: Why we talking about him? 402 00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,779 This is not about Jung. 403 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:52,846 I didn't steal anything, 404 00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:54,615 but I'm the one being punished. 405 00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:57,951 APPA: I not punish. I just talking. 406 00:16:59,053 --> 00:17:01,655 You're talking to the wrong person. 407 00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:03,524 APPA: I talking to you, 408 00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:06,427 I talking to Umma, I talking to door. 409 00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:08,662 UMMA: Janet, we is sorry. 410 00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:11,198 And who you hook around with is up to you. 411 00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:15,736 Thank you, Umma. I appreciate it. 412 00:17:15,737 --> 00:17:19,440 Appa, I know it'll kill you to apologize, 413 00:17:19,441 --> 00:17:22,576 so return the rental car, and we'll call it even. 414 00:17:22,811 --> 00:17:24,311 Return rental car? 415 00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:28,515 The address is on the keys, and the car's out front. Deal? 416 00:17:29,184 --> 00:17:30,584 - You fill up gas? - Yup. 417 00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:32,619 - No scratch? Okay. - Nope. 418 00:17:33,688 --> 00:17:35,188 Watch store. 419 00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:42,629 You do know why I told Appa to return the car, right? 420 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:44,932 Yeah, so he doesn't have to say sorry. 421 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,434 No, so he has to talk to Jung. 422 00:17:47,902 --> 00:17:49,970 Oh. (GASPS) 423 00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:53,273 Oh! 424 00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:55,943 SHANNON: Finally, Peggy, yes. I want the unlimited texting. 425 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,178 But I don't need the unlimited calling in the Americas. 426 00:17:58,179 --> 00:17:59,580 Just North America. 427 00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:04,718 - No, North America. - (SIGHS) 428 00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:07,133 I'm pretty sure that's still in Central America. 429 00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:11,358 No, please don't put me on hold! 430 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,427 Hey. 431 00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:17,164 - What's up? - Uh, here's the thing, 432 00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:19,666 when I was 16, my dad kicked me out, 433 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:22,369 or I might've run away, it's all kinda blurry. 434 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:25,205 Okay, we're sharing. When I was 15, I got a perm. 435 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:26,473 Really didn't suit me. 436 00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:28,909 No, uh... That's my dad. 437 00:18:30,411 --> 00:18:31,512 Okay... 438 00:18:31,513 --> 00:18:34,081 I don't know how he knew that I worked here. 439 00:18:34,082 --> 00:18:35,516 I can't talk to him. 440 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,150 Can you handle this? 441 00:18:37,418 --> 00:18:39,441 I've been trying to get my cell phone plan upgraded 442 00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:40,787 for the last 40 minutes. 443 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:42,656 Please? I will owe you big time. 444 00:18:43,324 --> 00:18:45,459 (SIGHS) Okay, fine, 445 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,361 but I'm talking to Peggy, 446 00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:50,130 and I want unlimited texting in Canada and the U.S. 447 00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:53,033 Not Brazil, not Costa Rica, not Paraguay. 448 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:54,334 Got it. 449 00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:58,772 - How big is your family? - He's the last one. Thanks. 450 00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:05,679 Mr. Kim. 451 00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:09,783 - So nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 452 00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:12,052 - How you know... - Before you say anything, 453 00:19:12,053 --> 00:19:13,887 family is tricky. 454 00:19:13,888 --> 00:19:16,523 I have an uncle, a fisherman, always reeked of fish 455 00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:18,091 so I never wanted to hug him. 456 00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:20,527 And then one day, he went out on his boat, 457 00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:22,429 and we never saw him again. 458 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,865 The occasional postcard from Mexico. 459 00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:29,469 But the point is, sometimes I yearn for a fishy hug. 460 00:19:29,971 --> 00:19:31,138 Do you understand? 461 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,574 No. I'm here to return car rental. 462 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:36,610 Of course you are. 463 00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:39,112 Let me take care of that for you. 464 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:05,372 - Is free? - Yeah, help yourself. 465 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:08,175 - Do you need a ride? - Yeah. I make coffee first. 466 00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:18,333 - So? - What? 467 00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:19,674 JANET: How did the drop off go? 468 00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:21,836 You see anybody there? 469 00:20:21,837 --> 00:20:23,905 - APPA: Yeah. - UMMA: Who? 470 00:20:23,906 --> 00:20:25,940 Shannon, store manager, she drive me home. 471 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:30,645 She talk about Cape Breton, fishy uncle, 472 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,581 - but coffee is good. - Did you see anyone else? 473 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,984 It's a car rental, not international airport. 474 00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:40,621 (DOOR BELL DINGS) 475 00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:42,357 - Hi. - Oh, sorry, no, 476 00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:43,621 - interview is over. - No, um... 477 00:20:43,622 --> 00:20:44,892 I get this. 478 00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:49,397 Look, you is cool, Christian, Korean boy, 479 00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:53,101 but even if Mrs. Kim like you, even if I like you, 480 00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:54,802 doesn't matter. 481 00:20:54,803 --> 00:20:57,672 Janet has to like you. You understand? 482 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,574 - Uh... - Did you pick a restaurant? 483 00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:01,142 - You okay with the Duke? - Love it. 484 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,780 Stop. 485 00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:09,083 What is Korea day of Independence? 486 00:21:09,451 --> 00:21:11,819 Uh, August 15th, 1945. 487 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,521 Gwangbokjeol. 488 00:21:14,223 --> 00:21:15,723 Okay. Have good time. 489 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:20,571 I told you he'd ask. 490 00:21:20,694 --> 00:21:23,014 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for addic7ed.com. 491 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:27,614 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34594

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