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Ew, what is that smell?
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I made cheesy eggs.
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Yeah, no, I think it's Ernie.
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It's the weekend. Showering is optional.
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No. No, it's not.
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Agent Johnson, from The
Organization. Nobody move.
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Oh, is this about the pen
I took from the office?
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Kira Cooper, you're under arrest.
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Craig, give them back their pen!
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It's not about the pen. You're under arrest
for leveling our field office in Hong Kong.
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We have an office in Hong Kong?
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Not anymore. Pay attention!
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Hey!
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Honey, don't worry. Everything
will be all right. Hey!
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(Music)
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool
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I always find a way
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A way out of the fire
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But don't tell nobody
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Tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life on red alert
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest
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Baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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There is no way Mom could
do this to The Organization.
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She is the most loyal person in the world.
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For crying out loud, she still uses AOL.
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What if she never comes home?
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Who's gonna take care of us?
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Ernie, we gotta pull
it together, all right?
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We're gonna get through this as a family.
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(Sighs) You're right.
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We'll all
pitch in. I'll...
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do what Mom would do.
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You going to decimate a building?
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Judy! What? I'm using
humor to lighten the mood.
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Well, don't bother. Okay?
Everything is gonna be just fine.
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I'm sure of it.
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Things could not get any worse.
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They're calling her an enemy of the
state, and they have tons of evidence.
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Now would be a good
time to lighten the mood.
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Knock knock. Who's there?
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Five agents to rescue a Cooper.
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Too soon?
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What took you guys so long?
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Uhh... you're in a prison
40 stories underground,
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and the elevator was broke. Oh. Wow!
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My ears just popped.
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Hah-hah! Ooh, sorry honey, is
there anything we can do for you?
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Well, some clean clothes and a
hairbrush would be a good start.
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Oh, and maybe if you have
time... clear my name!
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Mom, look, we know you didn't do this.
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I am being set up.
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I don't know by who or why, but I am.
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I know, honey. You were on
that solo mission in Hawaii.
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I mean, it's not like you
snuck out of your hotel,
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took Honolulu Air flight 213 to
Hong Kong that arrived at 6:14 AM,
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rented a car, scored some explosives on
the black market, decimated a building,
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and made it all the way back to your
hotel in Hawaii in time for breakfast.
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Did you?
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Take that back, or they will find
me guilty... of killing my husband!
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Look, Mom, we are not gonna
rest until you are out of here
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and the person who set you up
is sitting in there instead.
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My attorney from The
Organization, Maggie Summer,
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said that they're turning me over to
the Hong Kong authorities in 72 hours.
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Time's up. Let's go.
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Now that doesn't give you a lot of time.
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Work with Maggie! And while you're
at it, bring me a darn brush!
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Okay, so they got a receipt
for a plane ticket to Hong Kong
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on Mom's credit card.
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No! Her phone and spy bracelet
pinged off a cell tower
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in the area at the time of the explosion.
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No! And a picture of her getting
celebratory dim sum afterwards,
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which is totally bogus because
Mom doesn't even like dim sum.
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Noo!
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Dad, are you okay?
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No. I'm falling apart.
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She's the sun to my moon.
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The surf to my turf.
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The tidies to my whities.
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Here. This'll make you feel better.
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Ernie, I can't think about
eating right now, your mo...
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Ooh! Is that truffle oil?
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With jalape?o aioli.
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Okay, Ernie, enough with the food already.
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It's what Mom would do.
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I'm trying to pick up
the slack around here.
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Like Mom always says, food equals love.
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Mom's never said that.
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Well, maybe she would if you
could get her out of prison!
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(Someone knocking on door)
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Hi, Coopers!
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I'm Maggie Summer. Kira's attorney.
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We have a lot to do and
not much time to do it.
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So I suggest we get started.
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You really think you can help my mom?
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There's a lot of evidence against
her. What's your defense strategy?
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All you need to know is, I may not
look like it, but I am a pitbull!
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Really? Very... pink pitbull.
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That's right, missy.
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And I'm not a glass
half-full kinda person.
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My glass is overflowing!
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(Laughing weakly) I need
you people to stay positive
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if we're gonna work
together and save your mom!
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Now, are you with me?
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Craig and Ernie: Yeah! Yeah!
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I can't hear you!
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All: Yeah!
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I still can't hear you.
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All: Y-Yea...
Wait. Wait.
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I could that time, I just... I
wanted to make my point.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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You're organized, you have a plan of
action, and, wow, you smell really good.
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What is that?
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It's a little fragrance I
like to call... positivity!
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Okay. I sent your dad to Hong
Kong to canvass for witnesses.
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Now, I need you to go over
your mom's story again with her
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and look for anything
she may have left out.
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Okay. Yup. No, I got it.
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Uh, is there anything else I can do?
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Yes. I want Ernie's recipe
for his focaccia bread.
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Tell him it was out of this world!
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Yeah, you're still new here.
We don't compliment Ernie.
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(Cackling)
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(Cackling)
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(Laughing stops)
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What do you think you're doing?
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Oh. Hi, sweetie.
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I'm Maggie. I'm helping defend
your mom and bring her home.
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By inserting a flash drive
and uploading suspicious files?
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Oh. Oh, honey, it's more
complicated than that.
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I would explain it, but... (Baby
voice) you wouldn't understand.
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Try me.
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I don't have time for games.
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I have a built-in lie detector.
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And it's telling me you're full of baloney.
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Except for when you called me cutie.
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That part was true.
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Ohhh. You're a junior
undercover digital youth!
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Why didn't you just say so?
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(Judy powers down)
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I would've powered you down a lot sooner.
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Ship-It Express?
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Yeah, I need a package pick-up.
It's about 4 feet tall and nosy.
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If we don't get that evidence
within the next 24 hours,
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they're gonna turn our mom over
to the Hong Kong authorities,
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and we might never ever see her again.
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(Gasps) Hey, hey. Hey.
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I don't know about you,
but I am on Team Positive!
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Come on, everybody.
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Hold hands.
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Okay, Maggie, look. I think
that's kind of a waste of...
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Do it!
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Okay.
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Hands high, hands low.
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Let those negative feelings go!
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Everybody.
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All: Hands high, hands low.
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All: Let those negative feelings go!
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Dad! Shoes! I just did the floors.
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I'll get the mop.
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Ernie's work is never done.
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Dad, please tell me you
found evidence in Hong Kong
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to prove that Mom was not
in that dim sum picture.
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No, it was a complete waste of time.
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I sat in Wang Lee's Dim Sum House for
12 hours and nobody knew anything.
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Wang Lee's? No. It was Wang Lu's.
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No, you told me it was Wang Lee's.
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Oh, you must've misheard me.
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Craig, do you think I'd send
you all the way to Hong Kong
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on a wild goose chase?
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No. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
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(Baby voice) Turn that frown upside down.
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Stay positive!
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I was positive you said it was Wang Lee's!
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Look, Maggie, I know
my mom believes in you,
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but I'm starting to think you're full of...
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and I mean this in the most
positive way possible... poopoo!
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Wha... That's not
very positive, K.C.
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It's not meant to be.
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Look, you have done
absolutely nothing to help,
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and we are running out of time.
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Okay. I was waiting till I
had all my ducks in a row,
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but I think I know who's setting Kira up.
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His name is Chuck Maddox.
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Well, what does he have against my mom?
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She discovered he was selling secrets and
had him kicked out of The Organization.
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Last I heard, he was working as a professor
at the George Washington University.
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Hm. Looks like it's time to teach
that professor a little lesson.
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Ooh.
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I finally restore my
power and... Oh, no.
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I fell for the ol' "mail
the robot away" trick.
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Well played, Maggie. (
mocking Maggie) Well played.
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(Scoffs) It's gonna be a long walk home.
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Hey, uh, professor. Can
I ask you a question?
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Sure. Are you in one of my classes?
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Yeah, I'm in Intro to 'You Mess
With My Mom, You Mess With Me'.
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That sounds more like Women's Studies.
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I teach poli-sci.
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(Smirks) Sure, you do.
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Is this about a bad grade I gave you?
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Tell me everything you know about The
Organization's field office in Hong Kong.
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Well, I know it's in Hong Kong.
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Don't play cute with me.
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You set my mom up!
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I don't know who your mom is!
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Kira Cooper. Ring a bell?
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I have nothing against Kira.
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In fact, we used to be friends
before I quit The Organization!
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Quit? Funny. I heard you got fired!
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Fired? Me? Please.
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I'm much happier being a college
professor than I ever was being an agent.
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I get summer vacations.
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Yeah, well, if you don't start talking,
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you're gonna be going
on a permanent vacation.
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(Grimacing)
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(Yelling)
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Ahh!
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Come on!
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Uhhh... (Clears throat
) Overdue book fines.
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Return your books, people.
Respect the process.
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Ughh.
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There's got to be an easier way.
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Oh, wait. Duh.
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Why row row row when you can go go go?!
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Mom? I found the guy who set you up.
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Recognize him?
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I don't know. Can you back
him off the glass a little?
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(Chuck gasps) Chuck?
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How are you, sweetie?
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Sweetie? Good to see you, Kira.
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You look well. Other than being
imprisoned in a glass box thing.
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But at least it's bigger than that
first cubicle we shared, right?
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(Both chuckling)
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So you can bring me an old friend but
you can't bring me a pair of pants?
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Mother. Big picture.
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Chuck set you up because you got him fired.
251
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No. I wrote him a letter of
recommendation to the university
252
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when he didn't want to be an agent anymore.
253
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(Muffled) By the way, I
still owe you that lunch.
254
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(Muffled) Assuming you ever get out.
255
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Wait, so he's really your friend?
256
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Yeah.
257
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K.C.: Ohh. (Laughing)
258
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Sorry about that. Hah.
259
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Looks like I owe you lunch.
(Laughing nervously)
260
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And my mother wondered why I
wanted to quit the business.
261
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Why in the world would you think
Chuck had anything to do with this?
262
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Well, because Maggie told me he did.
263
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Look, I am having serious doubts about her.
264
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She sent Dad to Hong Kong. Twice.
265
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K.C., I trust her. Don't lose faith.
266
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:20,399
Oh, Maggie, hey. We were
just talking about you.
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Yeah, and I was just gonna ask...
Who the heck are you?
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I'm Maggie Summer. I'm
defending your mother.
269
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Wait... if you're
Maggie, then...
270
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Who the heck is 'Maggie'?
271
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K.C., you're telling me that there's
another woman pretending to be me?
272
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Yeah. She's-She's blonde, about 5'4"...
273
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Honey, that could be anybody.
274
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Okay, she wears a lot of pink. Super perky.
275
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Candace Adams!
276
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I-I mentored when she was
training to be an agent.
277
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I knew immediately she
didn't have what it takes.
278
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Any idiot could see something
was wrong with that woman.
279
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,679
Well, when Dad gets back from Hong
Kong for the second time in three days,
280
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I'll be sure to let him know.
281
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Is this her? Yup. That's her.
282
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Mom, now we can get you out of here.
283
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Ooh, I can't wait to take down
that perky little powder-puff.
284
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No, K.C. We cannot alert
Candace that we're onto her.
285
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That girl is dangerous.
Who knows what she might do?
286
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K.C., your mission is to do nothing.
287
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,803
Isn't that more of a mission for Ernie?
288
00:15:33,573 --> 00:15:36,141
Okay, fine, but it's no fun being
a spy if your hands are tied.
289
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Tell me about it!
290
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(Harmonica)
291
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Can I see that harmonica
for a second, Bobby?
292
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Thank you.
293
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Finally some peace and quiet.
294
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Guys. Guys. Guys.
295
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You are not gonna believe this.
296
00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:17,616
So it turns out Maggie is
actually... in our kitchen!
297
00:16:19,218 --> 00:16:21,687
She's in our kitchen.
298
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,622
'Cause it's dinner time.
299
00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:27,092
And that's where she'd be. 'Cause that'd
be weird if she were in the garage.
300
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:32,230
You're home for dinner? I only
made three Cornish game hens.
301
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:34,766
And now someone's gonna have to share.
302
00:16:36,469 --> 00:16:39,438
K.C., what were you so excited about?
303
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,939
Did you locate Chuck Maddox?
304
00:16:40,941 --> 00:16:43,642
No. Just, uh, another dead end.
305
00:16:43,644 --> 00:16:47,946
Darn that brick wall we
just keep coming up against.
306
00:16:49,816 --> 00:16:54,920
Oh... Oh! I... just got a text.
307
00:16:54,922 --> 00:16:58,890
Unfortunately, I am going
to have to pass on dinner.
308
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,891
You can't go.
309
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,493
Why not?
310
00:17:01,495 --> 00:17:05,797
Because I am feeling
super negative right now,
311
00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:10,135
and I need your help, Maggie. I need you.
312
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:11,937
Guys, could you give us a moment?
313
00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:15,273
Fine. I'll just torch the
cr?me br?l?es in the bathroom.
314
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:17,175
Like an animal!
315
00:17:20,613 --> 00:17:22,948
I know you set my mom up, Candace.
316
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:25,150
Aahh!
317
00:17:25,152 --> 00:17:28,320
Took you long enough to
figure it out, Miss Super Spy.
318
00:17:28,322 --> 00:17:30,522
Talk about nepotism!
319
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:44,236
(Candace laughing) (Yelling)
320
00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:47,606
Mama's home!
321
00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:52,911
(Candace grimacing)
322
00:17:54,013 --> 00:17:55,247
(Candace yelling)
323
00:17:56,049 --> 00:17:58,050
What's all
this... Kira?
324
00:17:58,052 --> 00:18:00,719
Baby. You're home.
325
00:18:00,721 --> 00:18:01,820
What...
326
00:18:01,822 --> 00:18:04,122
...is going on?
327
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,991
She was working against
Mom the entire time.
328
00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:08,627
She's a fake and an annoying sicko nutjob.
329
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,962
And, yes, Candace, I am positive about it.
330
00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:16,001
All because I didn't think she
had what it takes to be an agent.
331
00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:18,036
Oh, really? Didn't have what it takes?
332
00:18:18,038 --> 00:18:20,539
Who disguised herself as you?
333
00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:23,575
Who flew all the way to Hong
Kong, destroyed a building,
334
00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:28,180
had some celebratory dim sum, and then
came back and pinned it all on you?
335
00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:30,982
Me. That's who.
336
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,085
And guess who just confessed on tape?
337
00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:34,886
You. That's who.
338
00:18:36,856 --> 00:18:40,592
Agents! Candace Adams, you're under arrest.
339
00:18:40,594 --> 00:18:43,995
Ughh. (Grimacing)
340
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,630
Kira: Okay.
341
00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:50,569
Oh. Oh. Hey.
342
00:18:50,571 --> 00:18:52,537
Judy! Where have you been?
343
00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:54,039
I don't want to talk about it.
344
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:56,942
But next time the Ship-It
Express guy's around,
345
00:18:56,944 --> 00:19:00,178
tell him I got a bone to pick with him.
346
00:19:08,087 --> 00:19:11,089
And now, a message from
the cast of K.C. Undercover.
347
00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:14,593
Hi, kids. We had a lot of laughs this week.
348
00:19:14,595 --> 00:19:16,094
But there's one thing we wanted to address.
349
00:19:16,096 --> 00:19:19,965
In this episode, my character Judy
gets shipped off to another country.
350
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:22,033
In the mail.
351
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:26,204
And as funny as that is, we are here to tell
you that you should not try this at home.
352
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,306
People are not mail.
353
00:19:28,308 --> 00:19:30,642
Many of you have brothers
and sisters of your own.
354
00:19:30,644 --> 00:19:34,746
And if they're anything like my
brother, they can be annoying as heck.
355
00:19:34,748 --> 00:19:38,083
But that does not mean you should
wrap them up and ship them off to...
356
00:19:38,085 --> 00:19:41,086
England, or Venezuela, or Cuba.
357
00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:43,555
It's just not cool.
358
00:19:44,223 --> 00:19:46,625
Even if you call dibs on the last donut,
359
00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:49,261
and your brother Kumario
literally grabs it out of your hand
360
00:19:49,263 --> 00:19:52,597
and licks it and says, "Oh,
were you gonna eat that?"
361
00:19:52,599 --> 00:19:54,733
Knowing full well you were gonna eat that?
362
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,002
It's still not okay to ship them off.
363
00:19:57,004 --> 00:20:00,438
And you might think, "Well, what
if I pay the mailman a little extra
364
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,109
to mark it 'fragile',
then it is totally fine."
365
00:20:04,111 --> 00:20:06,745
It is not totally fine.
366
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,114
Marking 'fragile' may have
never crossed your mind.
367
00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:12,684
You may be thinking, "I'm not
even gonna pay for postage.
368
00:20:12,686 --> 00:20:15,854
"I'm just gonna throw it in the garbage
and let the trash guy deal with him."
369
00:20:15,856 --> 00:20:19,024
Still not cool. In fact, that's worse.
370
00:20:19,026 --> 00:20:22,127
Totally worse. Even if
your brother deserves it.
371
00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:25,630
You're better off not throwing him
into a box and laughing maniacally
372
00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,599
as he's shipped to Timbuktu.
373
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,601
Sure, your mom might
miss him for the holidays,
374
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,304
but you know that the
Thanksgiving turkey is gonna taste
375
00:20:32,306 --> 00:20:37,175
so much better without your
brother's nasty saliva all over it.
376
00:20:37,177 --> 00:20:39,110
"Oh? Were you gonna eat that turkey leg?"
377
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,012
Yes, I was gonna eat that turkey leg!
378
00:20:41,014 --> 00:20:43,215
Quit licking my food, Kumario!
379
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:49,020
Are you okay, Kamil?
380
00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,922
(Breathes) I'm fine.
381
00:20:51,357 --> 00:20:54,292
As I was saying, do not ship your siblings.
382
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,094
All: It's the law.
383
00:20:59,498 --> 00:21:01,199
Rob, your name's on TV.
384
00:21:01,249 --> 00:21:05,799
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