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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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(Mrs. Goldfeder screaming)
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I think that was Mrs. Goldfeder.
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I think you're right.
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Go lock the door.
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Stop!
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Come on, please? Please lock it. Lock it.
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Stop!
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(Screams)
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Mrs. Goldfeder, what's wrong?
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Other than the fact that I now
have a shattered eardrum.
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My house was robbed!
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Hold me, Craig.
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I feel so violated!
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Oh, now, I do too.
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They took our computer and TV.
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But luckily, they didn't get the
money Ma hides under the mattress.
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Petey, that's a secret!
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Where did you get such a big mouth?
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He must have got it from his father.
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Boy, I cannot believe something like
this happened in our neighborhood.
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We got to do something.
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What if we have like a
neighborhood watch group?
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We got to fight back.
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Whoa, whoa, slow down, KC.
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Those things require organization
and strong leadership.
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Thanks for volunteering, Craig.
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Me?
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Yeah. Dad, who's a
better leader than you?
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Please, Mr. Cooper, it would make
me and Ma feel so much safer.
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Uh, okay. Wow.
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That's enough of that.
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All right, I'll do it. I'll do it.
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Just tell everyone in the neighborhood
to be here tomorrow night at 6:00.
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Perfect. If it's not too much
trouble, put some snacks out.
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Nothing fancy, maybe a
deli platter for 40.
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Great. Now, I got to feed the whole block?
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Dad, no one wants to talk about taking
down punks on an empty stomach.
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(Music playing)
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside ya
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep they head so cool
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I'll always find a way
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A way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I
wanna tell you, but I
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I keep it undercover!
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Living my life on red alert
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Doing my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover
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I keep it undercover
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(Music playing)
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You know, it's scary when
things are amiss in the hood.
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Don't worry.
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The E Man is ready to protect you.
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Ow!
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(Scoffs) And who exactly is
gonna protect the E Man?
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Hey Marisa, where's your parents?
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Oh, my dad says it
wasn't necessary to come.
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He figured if the house was broken
into and the credit cards were stolen,
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the thieves would spend
less money than my mom.
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Oh, hey.
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Look who got all dressed up for
the neighborhood watch meeting.
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No, this is how I always dress.
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Chicks dig berets.
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So that's what I've been doing wrong.
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Yeah, 'cause that's what's hurting your
game is your lack of a French hat.
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Hey, I wanna welcome you to our first
meeting of the Melby Lane Watchdogs.
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(Barking)
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Uh, Mrs. Goldfeder.
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Sit.
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Stay.
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Good girl.
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All right. Now, I wanna introduce our
watch leader, my dad, Craig Cooper.
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Craig: Thank you. Thank you.
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I'd like to start by reassuring everyone
that I've spoken to the authorities
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and everything is under control.
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Under control?
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Strangers went through
my unmentionables drawer.
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My unmentionables, people!
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My unmentionables!
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Or mentionable, she
definitely mentions them a lot.
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So when do we get our pepper
spray and maximum impact Tasers?
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Ho, ho, ho, Herb, with all due respect,
more accidents happen when civilians
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try to do the police's work.
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(All sigh in disappointment)
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With somewhat less respect, you're
talking out of the cheeks you sit on.
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I think what everyone's saying, Dad, is
that... we need to take some action.
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All: Yeah!
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But as for leader, you should
probably tell them your plan.
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I will.
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Thank you.
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I suggest you all go home and buy
motion sensor lights for your driveway.
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Call the police if you
see anything suspicious
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and stay informed by
signing up for my email list.
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(All sigh in disappointment)
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Yeah. Email list!
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Now, that's what I'm talking about, Dad!
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(Laughs)
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Wait a minute, what are
you talking about, Dad?
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That's your solution?
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Why don't we just put signs on our doors
that say, "I'm a sucker, rob me"?
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But my dad has another plan to
take shifts patrolling the block.
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Craig: No, no one is patrolling the
streets because no one is trained. Okay?
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This is a neighborhood watch, people,
so everyone just go home and watch.
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(Music playing)
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Look what I made for you, Judy.
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It's a painting of the sun.
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What do you think?
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Slippy, I think it would be less
painful to stare at the actual sun.
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Let me see yours.
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Judy, it's beautiful,
breathtaking, and perfect.
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Just like you.
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Ms. Fortunato, I need a bathroom pass.
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I'm gonna be sick to my stomach.
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(Music playing)
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Hey, Dad! Hurry up. Hey, yo!
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What happened? What's wrong? I don't
want you to be late for your debriefing.
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Yeah, but I have plenty of time...
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I know. It's okay. Love you, bye.
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(Barking)
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Finally, I thought he would never leave.
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You got a lovely home, KC.
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By the way, you're out of air
freshener in the guest bath.
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Well, now you are.
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Herb, you do realize that
"make yourself at home"
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is just an expression.
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All right, everyone, I'm really
excited to be your new group leader.
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Uh, KC... Marissa, just wait.
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KC. I think you should know...
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Marissa, just a second.
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Like I was saying, I will
be calling all the shots,
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but my dad cannot know about that.
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Actually... Marissa, just wait.
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Okay?
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Now, where was I?
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You were saying something about
your dad not finding out.
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A little tip, KC, if you're
gonna be the watch leader,
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you should at least know
when someone is watching.
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By the way, your dad's here.
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(Music playing)
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Dad, okay, it's not what it looks like.
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So you didn't secretly take
over the neighborhood watch.
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Okay. There's a very strong
resemblance to what it looks like.
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Is this what you people really want, a
16-year-old leading you instead of me?
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Okay, Dad, it is not a competition.
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Says you.
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All those in favor of the
pencil-pushing accountant
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who wants to email crime
away, raise your hands.
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Mm-kay.
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Everyone who wants KC to teach
us how to knock the bajeepers
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out of anyone who messes with us?
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You wanna count up those votes, Craig,
or do you need your calculator?
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(Music playing)
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Hi, Judy. Hi, Judy.
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(Sighs)
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Slippy, if you're going to
be my man, you need to know.
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I hate puppies, I can't stand
cartoons, videogames make me sick,
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and I love Brussels sprouts.
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(Gasps)
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I know.
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I'm not the girl you thought I was
and you don't want anything to do
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with me now, right?
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I don't know how it's possible,
but I love you more now
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than when we started this conversation.
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We have so much in common, darling.
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Can I call you, darling?
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Just call me idiot because I
actually thought this might work.
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(Music playing)
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Dad, may I please have the butter?
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I don't know.
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Am I good enough to pass you the butter?
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Dad...
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Let's take a vote.
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All those in favor of me giving
KC the butter, raise your hand.
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Mm-kay?
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I'm starting to think this has
nothing to do with butter.
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I distinctly told you that
getting the civilians riled up
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about fighting crime was a bad idea.
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But, Dad, that's not what the
neighborhood watchdogs think.
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And they want a leader who
actually listens to them.
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Oh, I know how they feel because
I wanna be listened to also.
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Dad, I only disobeyed you
because I don't agree with you.
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I mean, do I have to do everything you
say and agree with everything you do
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just because you're an adult?
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Yes, that's the way it works.
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I give an order, you listen to it.
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Okay. Is that my ranking
officer talking or my dad?
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Both.
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Yeah, well, could my ranking
officer tell my dad
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that he's being completely unfair.
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(Music playing)
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I don't think so, hooligan!
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(Whistling)
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What's wrong?
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This clown was breaking into my house
so I had to introduce his face
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to the pavement!
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Dad, you're the neighborhood burglar?
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Please tell me you did not go
through her unmentionables.
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(Music playing)
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I cannot believe you broke
into Mrs. Goldfeder's house.
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Please tell me there's some
kind of reasonable explanation
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for why you would do that.
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Of course there is.
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I wanted to make you look bad.
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Oh, interesting.
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'Cause who exactly would
you say looks bad now?
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Because I'm pretty sure it's not me.
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I meant I was trying to prove you
were taking them down the wrong road.
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Those people aren't equipped
to handle a real threat.
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I think we both know
what you need to do now.
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Of course, I do.
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(Sighs) Go ahead. I'm listening.
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I'm making my own watchdog group
and we're taking yours down!
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what? That was not the
apology I was looking for!
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Crowd: Watchdogs! Watchdogs! Watchdogs!
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Watchdogs! Watchdogs!
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Okay. Okay. My three-pronged strategy
to dealing with... Sorry, Dad,
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could you speak up?
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I can't hear you over KC's
much larger, much louder,
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and much better organized
neighborhood watch group.
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It's not about the numbers.
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Thank you, Herb.
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It's about having a cooler name.
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How about...
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the Watchdogs?
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That's what KC's group is called, Herb.
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They're chanting it now.
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(Crowd chanting)
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Okay.
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How about...
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the Dog Watchers?
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Ooh.
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That doesn't even make any sense!
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Look, the name is not a priority, okay?
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We need to focus on
building an operation that...
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Yes, Herb?
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The Looky Loos.
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Excuse me?
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That should be our name, the Looky Loos.
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The Looky Loos, very catchy.
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Okay. Stop, stop, stop with the name.
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You're losing sight of
what's important here.
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Catching bad guys? No, being
better than KC's group.
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Do you smell hot wings?
254
00:13:05,355 --> 00:13:07,689
I think they're serving
hors d'oeuvres downstairs.
255
00:13:07,691 --> 00:13:08,757
I think I'm just...
256
00:13:08,759 --> 00:13:11,626
You're not going anywhere, Herb.
257
00:13:11,628 --> 00:13:15,697
(Music playing)
258
00:13:15,699 --> 00:13:17,332
I'm sorry, Slippy.
259
00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:18,533
It's not you.
260
00:13:18,535 --> 00:13:20,769
Somebody else already has my heart.
261
00:13:22,038 --> 00:13:25,474
I think you're making this up
because our feelings for each other
262
00:13:25,476 --> 00:13:27,809
are too powerful for you to deal with.
263
00:13:27,811 --> 00:13:29,377
Yeah.
264
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,913
Keep telling yourself that.
265
00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:36,384
For the last time, I already got a boo.
266
00:13:36,386 --> 00:13:38,353
And that boo ain't you.
267
00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:41,456
Sure you do.
268
00:13:43,326 --> 00:13:45,393
Petey: Judy!
269
00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:46,928
Judy!
270
00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:51,299
Step off, Slippy!
271
00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:52,667
I'm her man!
272
00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:56,771
See, I said it just like you told me to.
273
00:13:56,773 --> 00:13:57,939
Oh, wait.
274
00:13:57,941 --> 00:13:59,574
I forgot to hold your hand.
275
00:13:59,576 --> 00:14:00,609
Let me start again.
276
00:14:00,611 --> 00:14:02,310
Step off, Slippy!
277
00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:03,945
I'm her man!
278
00:14:06,315 --> 00:14:07,482
Humans.
279
00:14:07,484 --> 00:14:08,750
What? Nothing.
280
00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:11,820
(Music playing)
281
00:14:11,822 --> 00:14:14,389
KC: And then my dad tells me to grow up
282
00:14:14,391 --> 00:14:16,791
and when I do, he still
treats me like a child.
283
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:21,363
Like, when is he gonna realize that I'm
old enough to have my own opinion?
284
00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:26,067
KC, between you and me, you're
10 times the man your father is.
285
00:14:27,703 --> 00:14:30,539
Are you trying to build my
self-confidence or make me cry?
286
00:14:32,508 --> 00:14:37,579
(Cell phone ringing)
287
00:14:39,649 --> 00:14:42,017
Hello. Yes, that is the right address.
288
00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:44,419
Just make a right at the shrubbery.
289
00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:47,556
Yoo-hoo!
290
00:14:49,358 --> 00:14:50,792
Hi!
291
00:14:50,794 --> 00:14:53,528
This is for you. Thank you.
292
00:14:54,697 --> 00:14:56,798
Seriously, you ordered a pizza?
293
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,935
Oh, no, I ordered the chance
to slip Matt Danson my number.
294
00:14:59,937 --> 00:15:02,671
The pizza just came with it.
295
00:15:02,673 --> 00:15:06,474
(Music playing)
296
00:15:08,878 --> 00:15:10,478
See anything suspicious?
297
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,914
Yeah. Those guys ordered a pizza,
298
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,550
but it doesn't seem like
there's any cheese on it.
299
00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:20,555
Wait, the cheese is in the crust.
300
00:15:20,557 --> 00:15:22,090
That's not fair.
301
00:15:22,092 --> 00:15:25,393
If the Watchdogs get pizza,
the Looky Loos should too.
302
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:27,829
Hey, I never approved that name.
303
00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:29,531
We're not getting pizza.
304
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:31,566
We're here for one
reason and one reason only
305
00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:33,401
and that's to catch a thief before KC does,
306
00:15:33,403 --> 00:15:35,437
so I can hold it over her
head and make her group
307
00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:37,105
rue the day they banished Craig Cooper!
308
00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:41,176
I thought we were here to stop crime.
309
00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:42,410
Yeah, that too.
310
00:15:43,946 --> 00:15:45,413
I need a few minutes.
311
00:15:45,415 --> 00:15:47,449
I need to use the Looky Loo.
312
00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:48,550
I got to pee.
313
00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:49,751
Here, use my place.
314
00:15:49,753 --> 00:15:52,887
Let yourself in. That'll work.
315
00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:56,458
I don't know why he couldn't just use
these bushes like everyone else.
316
00:15:57,893 --> 00:15:59,628
Oh, Ernie.
317
00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,129
My bad.
318
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:03,698
(Music playing)
319
00:16:05,735 --> 00:16:06,901
(Gasps) I see something.
320
00:16:06,903 --> 00:16:08,536
Let me guess.
321
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:10,538
You ordered frozen yogurt for dessert?
322
00:16:12,508 --> 00:16:13,975
Don't be ridiculous.
323
00:16:13,977 --> 00:16:16,444
They refuse to deliver to a bush.
324
00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:17,612
Give me those!
325
00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:20,515
I do see something suspicious.
326
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:21,683
Big mouth was right.
327
00:16:22,985 --> 00:16:24,886
I'm the one with the big mouth?
328
00:16:26,822 --> 00:16:28,056
Let me see.
329
00:16:29,158 --> 00:16:30,592
Wait a minute.
330
00:16:30,594 --> 00:16:33,461
There's a guy taking
stuff out of that house.
331
00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:36,665
This is what we trained for, people.
332
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,233
Let's sic 'em, Watchdogs.
333
00:16:38,235 --> 00:16:40,735
(All three barking)
334
00:16:42,071 --> 00:16:44,072
Dad, the Watchdogs are mobilizing.
335
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:45,607
There must be a burglar.
336
00:16:45,609 --> 00:16:47,175
We got to get him first. Come on. Let's go.
337
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:49,511
Looky Loos!
338
00:16:49,513 --> 00:16:51,846
That is not our battle cry.
339
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:53,882
They got the barking, we need something.
340
00:16:56,852 --> 00:17:00,255
(Music playing)
341
00:17:00,257 --> 00:17:02,557
Freeze, dirt bag!
342
00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:03,658
(Screams)
343
00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:04,592
(Grunts)
344
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:09,130
What is wrong with you?
345
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:10,572
You're right. I should've done this.
346
00:17:12,234 --> 00:17:13,635
(Grunts)
347
00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:20,742
Too late, Dad. You snooze, you lose.
348
00:17:20,744 --> 00:17:23,912
Score one for the Watchdogs.
349
00:17:23,914 --> 00:17:25,513
No way. I'm taking him in.
350
00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:27,515
What? No! I'm taking him in!
351
00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:29,517
No, I'm taking him in!
352
00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:31,986
No, Dad, I said I'm taking him in!
353
00:17:31,988 --> 00:17:34,889
Who's taking me and where and for what?!
354
00:17:34,891 --> 00:17:36,725
For robbing this house.
355
00:17:36,727 --> 00:17:38,660
It's my house!
356
00:17:40,029 --> 00:17:41,930
I was taking out the trash.
357
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:45,988
(Clears throat) You got him, Dad.
358
00:17:48,204 --> 00:17:50,672
Wait, Mr. Hancock?
359
00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:52,173
Wow, you've lost weight.
360
00:17:52,175 --> 00:17:53,675
And got hair plugs.
361
00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:55,143
You look great.
362
00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:57,946
Thanks for noticing, big mouth.
363
00:17:57,948 --> 00:17:59,681
See?
364
00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:01,249
(Siren blares)
365
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:03,952
Ernie: Hey look, the police
are pulling into that house.
366
00:18:03,954 --> 00:18:05,720
Guys, that's our house.
367
00:18:05,722 --> 00:18:06,921
Come on. Let's go.
368
00:18:06,923 --> 00:18:10,225
Looky Loos!
369
00:18:10,227 --> 00:18:11,626
Cut that out!
370
00:18:14,964 --> 00:18:16,798
This neighborhood's going down the toilet.
371
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:22,737
What's going on, Officer? I live here.
372
00:18:22,739 --> 00:18:24,739
Well, got a call from your
neighbor across the street.
373
00:18:24,741 --> 00:18:26,708
He saw your floodlights
go off in your driveway,
374
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:30,945
called us, said there was a suspicious
man loading things into a car.
375
00:18:30,947 --> 00:18:32,814
Man, what kind of creep would do that?
376
00:18:37,753 --> 00:18:39,020
That would be me.
377
00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:45,627
Herb, you're a disgrace to the Looky Loos.
378
00:18:46,695 --> 00:18:48,029
I know.
379
00:18:48,031 --> 00:18:50,098
All right. Let's go, you. Come on.
380
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:58,139
So, Cooper, you recruited a robber
into our neighborhood watch group,
381
00:18:58,141 --> 00:19:03,111
invited him into your home to case the
joint, and then let him rob you blind
382
00:19:03,113 --> 00:19:06,214
while we were squatting in the bushes.
383
00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:08,750
That's not how it happened at all.
384
00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:10,318
Yeah, he didn't break in.
385
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,953
Dad gave him the key.
386
00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:15,256
Thank you, Ernie.
387
00:19:17,726 --> 00:19:19,360
Dad, I'm really sorry.
388
00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:22,797
Your whole plan of having everyone
just stay at home and keep watch
389
00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:25,333
and let the police do their
job was completely right
390
00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:26,868
and I should've listened to you.
391
00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:28,803
You are the grown-up.
392
00:19:28,805 --> 00:19:32,106
Well, maybe next time,
I'll actually act like one.
393
00:19:32,108 --> 00:19:35,376
I'm sorry, KC. I can't blame these
guys for wanting to follow you.
394
00:19:35,378 --> 00:19:36,811
You're a good leader.
395
00:19:36,813 --> 00:19:38,813
Hey, I wonder where I get that from.
396
00:19:38,815 --> 00:19:41,349
(Both laugh)
397
00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:43,318
Hey, I mean this thing
isn't a total loss, right?
398
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,153
I mean, at least we got to
get to know our neighbors.
399
00:19:45,155 --> 00:19:47,722
Mm-hmm. Maybe instead of a
neighborhood watch group,
400
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:49,791
we could do like book club.
401
00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:52,794
Yeah, we can call it the Booky Loos.
402
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:56,664
Booky Loos!
403
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,399
Give it up, Ernie.
404
00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:02,337
What? It's catchy!
405
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:04,939
(Music playing)
406
00:20:04,941 --> 00:20:08,710
Petey: Judy!
407
00:20:08,712 --> 00:20:11,145
I got you strawberry swirl.
408
00:20:11,147 --> 00:20:13,414
It's as sweet as you are.
409
00:20:16,385 --> 00:20:18,453
How many times do I have to tell you?
410
00:20:18,455 --> 00:20:21,823
You don't have to pretend
to be my boyfriend anymore.
411
00:20:21,825 --> 00:20:23,191
Who's pretending?
412
00:20:23,193 --> 00:20:26,194
I'm crazy about you, baby.
413
00:20:26,196 --> 00:20:30,431
You're loud, you're obnoxious,
and you spit when you talk.
414
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:33,701
You remind of my mom.
415
00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:35,837
Ah, shut your yogurt hole.
416
00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:38,806
That's just what Ma would say!
417
00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:40,975
Well, now that I know
how you feel about me,
418
00:20:40,977 --> 00:20:43,711
it's time you know how I feel about you.
419
00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:47,115
So I invited my friends
Pentatonix to sing it you.
420
00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:50,451
Hit it, guys.
421
00:20:50,453 --> 00:20:52,887
One, two, three, four.
422
00:20:55,424 --> 00:20:57,392
I want you
423
00:20:59,428 --> 00:21:00,995
I got one less
prob-prob-prob
424
00:21:00,997 --> 00:21:02,163
Here we go, come on.
425
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,467
I want you
426
00:21:08,003 --> 00:21:09,237
I got one less, one less
427
00:21:09,239 --> 00:21:10,905
Listen to me.
Ooh
428
00:21:10,907 --> 00:21:12,273
Hey, baby, even though I hate ya
429
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:13,374
I wanna love ya
430
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:15,209
I want you
431
00:21:15,211 --> 00:21:16,945
And even though I can't forgive you
432
00:21:16,947 --> 00:21:18,079
I really want ya
433
00:21:18,081 --> 00:21:19,747
I want you
434
00:21:19,749 --> 00:21:22,083
Tell me, tell me, baby
435
00:21:22,085 --> 00:21:24,252
Why can't you leave me
436
00:21:24,254 --> 00:21:25,820
Cause even though
I shouldn't want it
437
00:21:25,822 --> 00:21:27,055
I gotta have it
438
00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:28,356
I want you
439
00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:30,031
Head in the clouds
440
00:21:30,062 --> 00:21:32,927
Got no weight on my shoulders
441
00:21:32,929 --> 00:21:36,097
I should be wiser and realize
442
00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:37,532
That I've got
443
00:21:37,534 --> 00:21:39,400
One less problem without ya
444
00:21:39,402 --> 00:21:41,336
Ooh
One less problem without ya
445
00:21:41,338 --> 00:21:43,938
One less
One
less problem without ya
446
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:46,341
I got one less, one less problem
447
00:21:46,343 --> 00:21:48,409
I got one less problem without you
448
00:21:48,411 --> 00:21:50,411
I got one less problem without you
449
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:52,947
I got one less problem without you
450
00:21:52,949 --> 00:21:54,916
I got one less, one less
451
00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:55,850
Ooh
452
00:22:01,390 --> 00:22:06,828
I can't believe you actually got
Pentatonix to sing that song to me.
453
00:22:08,163 --> 00:22:11,833
You really like me.
454
00:22:11,835 --> 00:22:14,268
(Music playing)
455
00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:15,903
Woman: Rob, your name's on TV.
456
00:22:15,953 --> 00:22:20,503
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