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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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Uh, you might want to upgrade the
weather app on your phone, short shorts.
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It's fuh-reezing outside.
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Well, it's stuh-upid in here.
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Did you forget? I'm going with
Marisa to Miami to see her grammy.
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Ha! For the next seven days,
I'm going to be Fun K.C..
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Fun K.C.? I don't think I've ever
had the pleasure of meeting her.
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Well, nice to make your acquaintance.
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Face!
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I don't think I like Fun K.C..
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Well, I do. For the next seven
days, I'm going to get my beach on,
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I'm gonna order fruity
drinks till my teeth hurt,
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and I'm gonna be dancing like
no one's watching. Okay? Uh!
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Well, you're already dressing
like nobody's watching.
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Hah! Hah! Hah!
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Face! (Laughs)
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Hey, Kace. I know you were
looking forward to the beach,
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but the organization called
and you have an assignment.
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Yup, a seating assignment
for my flight to Miami.
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Seat 12D. K.C.!
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Oh, come on!
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep they head so cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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But don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life on red alert
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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This is it, kids! Your first stakeout!
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Ooh! This is gonna be so much fun.
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Yeah! Instead of a fresh ocean breeze.
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I'm stuck smelling Ernie's wind.
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It's not my fault my body
can't process broccoli.
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So who exactly are we staking out?
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Uh-huh. Alexander Garrett.
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A notorious bank robber
who recently escaped prison.
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Huh! Here I thought I wasn't
gonna meet any cute boys
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while I was stuck in here.
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Man, that guy's beard got
more bands than Coachella.
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Okay, the organization wants us to
stake out Garrett's old apartment.
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They think that he will return to pick
up some stolen cash he stashed there.
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Really? This is the "can't
miss mission-of-the-year"?
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Watching a door? Ooh, what's next?
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We're gonna stake out a laundromat
to see who's stealing the lost socks?
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You killed Fun K.C. for this?
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Hey! Don't blame me,
blame the organization.
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This is a dangerous dude.
They need us to take him down.
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Ooh, baby! Time to bake the biscuits.
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I'm finally gonna engage
in some hand-to-hand combat.
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Woo! Hah! Hah! Ow!
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You know what? Do that
again and I'm gonna engage
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in some
foot-to-butt combat.
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Look, bro, who are you kidding, okay?
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We all know you're not good at combat.
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I mean, it's a battlefield just for
you to get out of your turtleneck.
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Son, she's right. You're the computer guy.
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You'll always be the computer guy.
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Excuse me. I'm more
than just a computer guy.
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I can do a myriad of
spy-related things. Like what?
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I can't think of any right now, but
there's a myriad of them. A myriad.
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Okay, I have a special
assignment just for you.
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Yes! Bring it on! I want
you to call that number,
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Got it! And tell whoever
answers the phone that you want
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to order a large chicken vindaloo.
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Yes! Order a large
chicken vindaloo. Mm-hmm.
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Is that code for something?
No. But if they ask,
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it's listed on the menu as the 14.
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Hurry Curry? Yeah! My
favorite stakeout takeout.
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Ha ha! The best Indian food
this side of, well, India.
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Wait, it's not bad enough
that I don't get to go
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on vacation and have to
be stuck in this tiny van,
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but now you wanna order Indian food?
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It'll be like living
in a giant metal diaper.
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Do they have any curry broccoli?
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No. And even if they did, heck no!
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(Tablet ringing)
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(Sighs) Marisa, could you
please cheer me up and tell me
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it is cloudy, raining on the
beach, and you miss me terribly.
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I'm sorry, K.C., but I am
having the time of my life.
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I have barely noticed you're not with me.
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In fact, it was only
when I turned to tell you
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I don't miss you at all that
I realized you're not here.
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You're miserable, aren't
you? I have no one to talk to!
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Marisa, just, you gotta find some
interesting people to talk to.
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I don't wanna talk to interesting people.
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I wanna talk to you.
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I'm starving. And this
delivery is taking forever.
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Well, perhaps the delivery
guy is on vacation.
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You see, people who work really
really hard, they get a vacation.
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I understand that you're
disappointed about your trip,
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but there's nothing I can do about
it, so please stop complaining.
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I need a bathroom break.
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My giant slushie went right through me.
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Thankfully, I still have
the giant slushie cup.
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Ernie, instead of being on a hot beach,
I'm in a hot van with your hot breath.
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Now the last thing I need is
for you to refill that cup.
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Now I'm asking you... no... I am
begging you to please take it outside!
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How dare you! I was always
going to take it outside
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for your information.
I am a classy gentleman.
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Now if you need me, I'll be in the
alley. Peeing next to the dumpster.
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(Incoming call) Hey, Craig.
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Just seeing how you and Ernie
are doing on the stakeout.
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Oh, uh, we're doing fine. Gotta go. Bye!
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Hey, Beverly! Is that K.C.?
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I'm surprise to see you.
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I thought you'd be on a
beach, slathered in SPF40.
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Letting the sun kiss your face.
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While slurping on a cool beverage from a
waiter with an eight-pack named Berrrnardo.
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Oh-oh!
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Oh! And I am not living
vicariously through you.
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Just surprised to see you,
is all. Well, I'm surprised
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that you're surprised because you're
the one who told my dad I couldn't go.
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What? Uh, I think we're
getting a bad signal here.
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No, you earned that vacation.
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There's no reason you
should be on this stakeout.
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How do you turn this thing off?
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Where's the computer guy when you need him?
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I'm not just the computer guy!
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Hold up! Uh-oh.
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(Clears throat) Are you trying to
tell me that the organization didn't
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actually assign me to this mission?
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No! It says right here, it
was a two-person assignment.
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Craig and Ernie Cooper, pay your gas bill.
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Oh, you know what? That
was a reminder from me.
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Thank you for calling, Beverly.
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I was supposed to be on vacation. (Sighs)
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I was really looking forward
to it, and you knew that.
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Why would you do this to me? Why?
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'Cause I figured you'd never find out.
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Dad! Look, I'm sorry.
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But this bank robber could be dangerous.
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You really think I want my back-up
to be Mr. Bake the Biscuits?
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I wouldn't even trust Mr. Bake the Biscuits
to be my back-up on baking biscuits.
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Excuse me?
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How dare you ruin my trip just
because you don't trust your own son.
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How dare you not trust your own son!
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No no no, son, I trust you.
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I trust your brain. Your brawn
is a little sketchy, right?
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I am more than just a beautiful mind.
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Ernie, I'm sorry.
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(Sighs) My whole trip to Miami? Gone.
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Kace, I feel terrible.
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(Sighs) Well, on the bright side,
we're making family memories. Huh?
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The kind you'll talk about for years.
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Mm yeah, in therapy.
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Okay, if you're still
mad at me, just say so.
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Oh, come on, man. You're so
mad that you won't even respond?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how to respond.
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I only know about computers.
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Perhaps you can write me an e-mail.
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Then stick it in your outbox!
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Hiiii! K.C.!
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What are you doing? We're in a stakeout.
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You're acting as if
that would go unnoticed.
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Let's start a discoth??que! Dad!
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Look, K.C. is gone, okay? From now
on, it is Fun K.C. in the house! Ha!
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In the van! What are you talking about?
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Dad, I do everything I'm supposed to do.
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I get good grades, I kick butt on missions,
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I'm a good daughter,
a great sister... Well...
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Ha! Face!
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Look, Dad, all year long, I am pulled
in 100 different directions and one week
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out of the year, I get
to let loose a little bit.
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Now you may have tricked
me into missing my vacation
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but I am not missing out on the fun!
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to play
a little beach volleyball. Ha ha ha!
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Spiked ya!
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All right, I'm gonna let
that one go. (Knocking)
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Delivery: Hurry Curry!
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(Exclaims)
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Hey. Hello, my friend. Here's your order.
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Man, you took your time. (Laughs)
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Hurry Curry. Shouldn't that
be "Didn't Really Hurry Curry"?
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Huh? Or "We Take Our Sweet Time Curry"?
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Or (Laughs) "We Took So Long
the Food Has Gotten Furry Curry"?
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Yes, I get it. It's funny
because I am a few minutes late,
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meanwhile, you live in a van.
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It's all right,
papadums, chutney, naan...
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wait, this is tofu vindaloo.
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Exactly, my friend. $42.72.
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No! I wanted chicken vindaloo.
You brought me the wrong thing.
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No, my friend, I brought
you the right thing.
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You ordered the wrong thing.
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$42.72. Plus tip! (Scoffs) Ha!
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I'm not giving you a dime until
you bring me what I ordered.
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That is no way to treat
a friend, my friend.
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You are no longer welcome
to order from Hurry Curry.
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You're banned, van man!
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No! Something wrong, Dad?
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Yeah, my chicken vindaloo.
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They brought me tofu instead.
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(Sighs) Maybe they heard the order wrong.
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Maybe you said the order wrong.
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Or maybe I hacked into their website
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and changed your order at the last minute.
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Out of spite.
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What? How could you do that?
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Pretty easily, actually.
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As we all know, I'm the
computer guy. (Laughs)
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Can you believe what your brother did?
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Ha! Not only do I believe it,
but, uh, it was my idea.
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Hey, you really are Fun K.C..
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(Laughs) Face!
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(Tablet ringing)
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Oh, K.C., thank goodness you called.
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I am so bored. I was
just about to read a book.
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A book? Girl, please.
We are on vacation, okay?
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We gotta turn up. We gotta
get this party started.
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We gotta blow the roof off this sucker.
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Fun K.C.? Is that you?
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Well, I figured since I can't be there
in body, I can be there in tablet.
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So, put me on the chair next to you because
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I'm officially starting my virtual vaca.
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Holla! Yeah, I don't think
anyone says that anymore.
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Really? You can "blow the roof
off this sucka" and I can't holla?
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(Exhales) This is the life.
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Yup, just you and me.
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And a big bag of eye candy.
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Ooh, turn the tablet. I wanna see.
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Okay, but don't stare. It'll look weird.
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Okay, my friend, so one garlic naan, papadums,
mango chutney and a chicken vindaloo.
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Your address? Oh, no
address. I'll just pick it up.
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(Gasps) This is the van man! Isn't it!
235
00:12:40,663 --> 00:12:43,965
You didn't even change your order!
236
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:45,399
Don't call here again!
237
00:12:45,401 --> 00:12:47,535
But it wasn't my
fault! My kid...
238
00:12:47,537 --> 00:12:52,507
Noo! I gotta get some
of that chicken vindaloo.
239
00:12:52,509 --> 00:12:54,375
I feel ya, Dad.
240
00:12:54,377 --> 00:12:58,412
So sad when you want something
really bad and you can't have it.
241
00:12:58,414 --> 00:13:01,415
It's like you really want chicken vindaloo,
242
00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:04,018
yet the person who decides
who gets chicken vindaloo
243
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:06,687
thinks you're just the computer guy.
244
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:11,092
Oh. Ohh. Okay, if you
are done busting my chops,
245
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,460
I think I know what's happening here.
246
00:13:12,462 --> 00:13:14,595
We're starting to catch
a little stakeout fever.
247
00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:17,965
We just need a little break from one
another, I'll take the first shift.
248
00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:20,968
Call me if the bank robber shows up.
249
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:23,971
Yeah. Good idea, Dad. You
should take a little break.
250
00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:25,253
You worked hard. You deserve it!
251
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,744
K.C., enough already.
252
00:13:29,746 --> 00:13:31,112
Will you just let it go?
253
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:35,183
No! Ernie, what he did
was completely unfair.
254
00:13:35,185 --> 00:13:38,419
Trust me, it is no fun having
the rug pulled out from under you.
255
00:13:38,421 --> 00:13:40,154
You're disappointed, huh?
256
00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:42,089
Yeah, you're dang right I am.
257
00:13:42,091 --> 00:13:43,724
You feel hurt, don't you?
258
00:13:43,726 --> 00:13:45,459
I do. I really do.
259
00:13:45,461 --> 00:13:47,995
Well, now take what you're feeling,
260
00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:54,035
and multiply it by (Shouting)
every single day of my entire life!
261
00:13:54,037 --> 00:13:57,238
Excuse me? Oh, poor K.C..
262
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,707
One little thing goes
wrong, and you fall apart.
263
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:02,343
My entire life is nothing
but disappointment.
264
00:14:02,345 --> 00:14:04,345
You had the rug pulled out from under you?
265
00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:06,781
Well, I never even got a rug.
266
00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:13,221
Okay, Ernie, look. I get that you're
upset because Dad doesn't trust you
267
00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:17,191
with being a part of the action,
but he's doing you a favor. Okay?
268
00:14:17,193 --> 00:14:18,559
You would just fail miserably.
269
00:14:20,329 --> 00:14:22,663
Okay, that sounded different in my head.
270
00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:28,803
But, bro, what I'm trying to say is (Sighs
) I know you want to be the hero, but...
271
00:14:28,805 --> 00:14:32,573
you're just not the hero type.
272
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:34,542
Okay, that didn't come out right either.
273
00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:37,078
You know what else didn't come out right?
274
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,714
Me. I'm sick of the way
this whole family treats me.
275
00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:41,716
Oh, come on, Ernie.
276
00:14:43,118 --> 00:14:45,653
Ernie! Come on, don't act like that.
277
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:48,122
You're not supposed to leave the monitor.
278
00:14:49,491 --> 00:14:52,660
Why am I the only one on the stakeout?
279
00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:55,062
I'm supposed to be on vacation!
280
00:15:11,546 --> 00:15:13,314
(Sighs)
281
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,150
(Tablet ringing)
282
00:15:17,252 --> 00:15:20,221
Hey, K.C.. Say hello to Paul.
283
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,822
Isn't he adorable?
284
00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:25,259
Hey, Marisa, now is really not a good time.
285
00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:27,261
I got into a fight with my
dad and then Ernie got mad
286
00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:31,399
and he walked away. And he was
all angry... Oh, that's horrible.
287
00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:34,135
Anyway, this is Paul.
288
00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:37,772
And while I'm hanging with him,
you'll be hanging with the super cool,
289
00:15:37,774 --> 00:15:40,107
super fun friend, Stanley.
290
00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:42,643
Yeah, no, Marisa, please don't, okay?
291
00:15:42,645 --> 00:15:48,416
Under no circumstances am I having
some ridiculous video date with a...
292
00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:50,451
Hello, Stanley.
293
00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:55,156
Isn't this your lucky day? You get
to be face-to-face with The Stanster.
294
00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:57,558
At least that's what people call me.
295
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,494
Well, my dad. That's what my dad calls me.
296
00:16:00,496 --> 00:16:03,864
So what do your, uh, peepy peeps call you?
297
00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:07,802
Busy. Very very busy.
298
00:16:07,804 --> 00:16:13,174
Well, I'm gonna call you Ms.
Buoyancy, 'cause you're afloat my boat.
299
00:16:13,176 --> 00:16:18,245
Mm, well I'm starting to
get a little seasick. Ha!
300
00:16:19,481 --> 00:16:22,650
Can I have one papaya
lime surprise, please.
301
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:24,785
With extra surprise.
302
00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:27,688
I'm having that kind of day.
303
00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:30,291
Give me a sample of your bango mango tango.
304
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,793
May I suggest a sample of manners?
305
00:16:32,795 --> 00:16:34,628
I was ordering
my... uhh...
306
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:39,200
What'd you say to me, twerp?
307
00:16:39,202 --> 00:16:42,770
I said I was ordering my yogurt
308
00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:46,874
when you totally ignored
this nice man behind me.
309
00:16:46,876 --> 00:16:52,179
Go ahead, nice man with a
very nice, very unique beard.
310
00:16:57,853 --> 00:17:02,390
Well, as much as I have
enjoyed our lengthy conversation
311
00:17:02,392 --> 00:17:07,661
about your fear of dog
nipples, I really gotta go.
312
00:17:07,663 --> 00:17:10,364
So, could you do me a
favor and tell Marisa that...
313
00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:11,365
that you had a great time?
314
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,933
That you want a second date?
315
00:17:12,935 --> 00:17:17,705
That you've fallen under
the spell of The Stanster?
316
00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:21,375
(Tablet ringing) Oh, darn,
I'm getting another call.
317
00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:23,577
I should probably take it,
could be a telemarketer.
318
00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:26,547
K.C., I'm at the froyo place on the corner.
319
00:17:26,549 --> 00:17:29,216
Rubber band man is here.
Get down here quick.
320
00:17:29,218 --> 00:17:31,385
Okay, I-I got it, I'll be right there.
321
00:17:31,387 --> 00:17:33,921
And thank you so much for
saving me from my date.
322
00:17:33,923 --> 00:17:36,724
Your date? You met someone in the van?
323
00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:40,361
It's a long story. I'll be right there.
324
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:44,298
Still here. Ha, not anymore.
325
00:17:48,437 --> 00:17:49,703
(Doorbell rings)
326
00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:51,539
Who is it?
327
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:55,376
Delivery from Hurry Curry, my friend.
328
00:17:55,378 --> 00:18:01,282
(Coughing) Oh, I'm sorry. I can't
open the door anymore than this.
329
00:18:01,284 --> 00:18:02,683
I'm incredibly sick.
330
00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:06,687
But I'm hoping this curry
gets my sinuses open again.
331
00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:09,723
That'll be $42.72, my friend. Plus tip.
332
00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:15,429
Tip? (Laughs) Tips are for
people who show up on time. Huh?
333
00:18:15,431 --> 00:18:18,332
Hurry Curry? You should've just
called it "Lollygagging Curry."
334
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:20,434
Or why "Don't You Just
Make It Yourself Curry"?
335
00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:22,670
Or, "It'd Be Faster To Go To India Curry."
336
00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:27,007
I knew it! Van man!
337
00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:30,911
Give me that vindaloo! No! You're bad!
338
00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:33,581
Give it to me! You don't deserve it.
339
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,616
That's my food. I'm hungry.
340
00:18:35,618 --> 00:18:38,052
Then order Chinese!
341
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,061
That'll be $42.72, my friend.
342
00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:49,029
Oh, I am not your friend.
343
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,368
Hey. Wah!
344
00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:59,507
Relax, girl. Is Garrett still in there?
345
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:01,442
Yeah. All right, I'm going in.
346
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,377
You stay out here.
347
00:19:05,981 --> 00:19:08,415
You know what? I'm not gonna do it.
348
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,483
Then who's gonna do it?
349
00:19:09,485 --> 00:19:11,085
You are. Me?
350
00:19:11,087 --> 00:19:13,988
Yes, you. But I'm just the computer guy.
351
00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:17,391
Ernie, what did you tell me before?
352
00:19:17,393 --> 00:19:19,793
You have spent your entire
life being disappointed.
353
00:19:19,795 --> 00:19:21,962
Are you really gonna
disappoint yourself now, too?
354
00:19:21,964 --> 00:19:24,798
Look, I was wrong.
355
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,002
You are the hero type. Now
go in there and be a hero!
356
00:19:28,004 --> 00:19:33,073
Take your shot. But I'm more
worried about him taking his shot!
357
00:19:33,075 --> 00:19:36,744
Don't worry. I got your
back. I'll be right here.
358
00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:40,481
Now go bake the biscuits, man.
359
00:19:45,754 --> 00:19:47,354
Time to bake the biscuits.
360
00:19:47,356 --> 00:19:49,023
Time to bake the biscuits.
361
00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:50,424
Time to bake the biscuits.
362
00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:59,800
Time to puke in my mouth. Ugh!
363
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:35,135
So, um, temporary tattoos. Cool, not cool?
364
00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:37,471
Feel free to share. This is a safe space.
365
00:20:56,658 --> 00:21:00,127
I'm gonna make you
sorry you were ever born.
366
00:21:00,129 --> 00:21:02,630
Too late. I'm already sorry!
367
00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:10,104
Ahh! Uhh! Uhh! Oh, no!
368
00:21:10,106 --> 00:21:12,573
(Grunting)
369
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:15,843
(Yelling) (Screaming)
370
00:21:17,712 --> 00:21:21,682
Uh, you-you got a little
something on your face!
371
00:21:30,692 --> 00:21:33,460
Uh-huh! That's right.
372
00:21:33,462 --> 00:21:36,096
That just happened. Dude had it coming.
373
00:21:36,098 --> 00:21:38,565
Eating carob chips right
out of the toppings bar.
374
00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:41,468
Shame on him!
375
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:43,570
Man, I knew you could do it.
376
00:21:43,572 --> 00:21:46,106
Okay, I didn't know you
could do it, but I was hoping.
377
00:21:51,646 --> 00:21:54,048
(Laughs) I can't believe it.
378
00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:58,252
My boy single-handedly
took down Alexander Garrett?
379
00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:00,721
You proved me wrong, son.
380
00:22:00,723 --> 00:22:05,626
Yeah, but as good as it felt, I really
think I belong behind the computer.
381
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:07,661
Mostly because computers don't punch back.
382
00:22:07,663 --> 00:22:10,998
And you know what, I'm
really good with computers.
383
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,634
Wow. That's cool. You know,
384
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:17,671
most people go their whole lives trying
to figure out what they're good at.
385
00:22:17,673 --> 00:22:18,672
You're 14.
386
00:22:18,674 --> 00:22:20,674
And you already know.
387
00:22:20,676 --> 00:22:21,675
Proud of you, son.
388
00:22:21,677 --> 00:22:23,877
Thanks, Dad. Mm-hmm.
389
00:22:23,879 --> 00:22:26,146
Hey, you never did tell me.
390
00:22:26,148 --> 00:22:28,649
How exactly did you
get K.C. to forgive you?
391
00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:31,685
Let's just say I called in a few favors.
392
00:22:31,687 --> 00:22:34,621
(Helicopter above)
393
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:47,201
Hey. What's for lunch? K.C.!
394
00:22:47,203 --> 00:22:48,936
Sorry I'm late.
395
00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:52,873
Late? Actually, you're right on time.
396
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:57,544
(Laughs) Hey, there... Stanster.
397
00:22:57,594 --> 00:23:02,144
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