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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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Agents, this is Operation
Protect the Prince.
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Ooh. I wonder what we're gonna be doing.
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This is Tanzaberia.
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Wow.
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Tanzaberia is Tanza-tiny.
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(Chuckles)
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The country has been at war with Zambakia,
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its neighbor to the south,
but young Prince Promomomo,
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the acting ruler, has called a truce.
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His face has never been seen
publicly for security reasons.
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Security reasons or insecurity reasons?
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Because I got a feeling
under that veil homeboy
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is sporting one heck of a royal zit.
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The prince has agreed to sign
a peace treaty with Zambakia,
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but his political enemies
may try to stop him.
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That's why he'll be staying at the last
place anyone would ever look for him.
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Our house.
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Uh, wait a minute.
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With Judy and mom on that mission, I
have been the only girl at this house.
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Do you know how many socks I
picked up in the past 24 hours?
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I mean, seriously, how
many feet can two guys have?
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I am ashamed of you, K.C.
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Worrying about yourself
instead of the greater good.
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He'll be staying in your room, Ernie.
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That's not fair!
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There's someone already
sleeping in Ernie's room.
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Ernie.
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Where am I supposed to sleep?
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You'll be staying at
the Tanzaberian Embassy.
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You're posing as a decoy prince
until the treaty is signed.
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Yes!
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I'm finally gonna get the
royal treatment I deserve.
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Of course.
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All hail Prince "goes to the movies alone."
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(Knocking on door)
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Greetings.
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I am Olu, the royal attache of
Prince Promomomo of Tanzaberia.
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Well, welcome to our home, Your Majesty.
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Man, this stinks.
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You get to vacation at an embassy
and I'm stuck here with this guy.
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Ya-ya-ya.
Wow.
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You must be Miss K.C.
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It is my pleasure to
make your acquaintance.
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I know, Your Hello-ness.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep their heads so cool
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I always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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But don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect, so many things I
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Want to tell you, but I
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I keep it undercover
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Living my life on red alert
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Doing my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I got to find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover
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I keep it undercover, cover
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Yeah, so...
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You have a beautiful home.
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Not as beautiful as your face.
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I beg your pardon.
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Huh, what? Nothing.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Prince, I'll show you to your
room which I am happy to say
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is at the opposite end
of the hall from K.C.'s.
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Who is the hunka hunka hotness?
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Oh, him, he's a...
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Just some foreign exchange student
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that's kind of staying with us for a while.
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What, that you conveniently
forgot to mention was coming?
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(Whispers) Oh, I bet this is spy stuff.
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(Whispers) Yes, it is.
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Okay.
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But you cannot tell a soul, okay?
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Cross your heart, tell no lies, wear
ugly shoes 'til the day you die.
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Like I'd ever wear ugly shoes.
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All right, "hunka hunka,"
your words, not mine.
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He's a prince and he's hiding out here.
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He is a prince and he is that cute?
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Jackpot!
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Eh, whatever.
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I hadn't really noticed.
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(Gasps) You like him.
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No, I don't.
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Fine, then can I go out with him?
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Don't you dare.
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Okay, maybe I like him a little bit.
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You know, Olu, I've sat on the throne
many times before, but never in public.
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And by the way, you may want to spray
some air freshener by the other throne.
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I had to give it two royal flushes.
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(Laughs)
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Good one, Your Highness.
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(Sighs)
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I could get used to this.
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How long do you think it'll last?
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Oh, I would say at least until
the assassination attempt.
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I'm sorry. The assassa-what now?
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So what are we doing today?
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Well, my dad has a meeting with the
organization, I'm going to school,
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and you are going to stay here, okay?
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Avoid the windows and
do not answer the door.
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Oh, change of plans.
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The prince wishes to attend public school.
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Well, if the prince wishes to live,
the prince will stick with the plan.
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Isn't there any way you
can take me with you?
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Please.
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I would love to spend the
rest of my life with you.
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I would love to spend the
rest of my life with you.
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Rest of my day, take you to my school.
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I... I just cannot
compromise your safety.
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Well, I guess I will never know the
joys of sitting in a real school,
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studying my favorite subject, math.
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He likes math.
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(Clears throat)
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Math you say.
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I kind of like math too.
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Oh.
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Education is very important to me.
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My platform as prince is to ensure
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that every girl in my
country attends university.
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That is a very sturdy platform.
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Smart girls make strong women.
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They are the key to success of any nation.
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Preach!
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You know, the more I think about it,
the more I realize, it would almost be
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irresponsible of me to
leave you here alone.
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I would be much safer with you,
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and I would not leave
your side for one minute.
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Sold.
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Have a seat, prince. Relax.
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No way.
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A moving target is harder to hit.
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Did you learn that in spy training?
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Nope. Dodgeball.
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All this moving around is making me hungry.
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Ooh!
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Will this suffice?
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Are you kidding? I'm
going to stuff my face.
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I hope it's okay.
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Okay? It's amazing.
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I meant hopefully the food isn't poisoned.
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I particularly enjoyed the whole bell
ringing ceremony they did in class
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which lead to the processional of students.
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Well, actually that was the fire
drill, but you waving and greeting
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the students as they passed
added a real touch of class.
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I must tell you, K.C., I truly loved
spending time with you today.
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Me too.
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Hey, Daddy.
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How was your day?
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Have I told you lately how much I love you?
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And we thought you were
gonna get assassinated today.
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K.C. Coretta Scott Cooper,
what was the assignment?
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To hide the prince.
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"To hide the prince." What did you do?
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Not hide the prince.
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"Not hide the prince!"
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You compromised the mission.
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It was not her fault.
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You, wait in the other room.
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It is unlawful of you
to speak to me this way.
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I am the prince of...
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Now! Yes, sir.
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Dad, I apologize for losing focus, okay?
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It's just that...
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he's so cute.
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Are you giggling?
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(Giggling) Yes.
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No.
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I mean, the prince is just so great.
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He likes math.
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Oh, good.
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Then he'll understand you plus him
divided by me equals how it's gonna be.
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You know what, I'm just gonna
subtract myself from this situation.
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(Cell phone ringing)
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What is it, Ernie?
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Dad, I don't trust the food around here.
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It may be poisoned.
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You're being paranoid, boy.
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Just bring me a fried egg sandwich.
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I'll even settle for a raw egg sandwich.
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Ernie, you're my son. I love you.
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I would never put you in danger.
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Now leave me alone!
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Yo, prince, get your highness in here.
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Agent Cooper, I think now is a good time
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to say that I admire
your daughter very much
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and that she and I...
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Zip it.
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I am the king of this castle.
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And this is how it's gonna be.
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I don't want you so much
as looking at my daughter.
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If she talks to you,
you look the other way.
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But, sir, if I may...
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No, you may not!
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You so much as smile
that pretty smile at K.C.
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and I will declare war
on your Tanza-behind.
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Am I clear?
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Crystal, King Cooper.
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So then, I took him to
his first ever froyo,
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and Promomomo loved it
so much, he was like,
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"I must have this froyo for my people."
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So get this, he bought the company...
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No.
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...and he's changing
the name to Froyo Momo.
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Wow, you guys are really hitting it off.
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I know.
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We are totally, totally clicking.
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Oh, hey, morning.
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Uh, I'm headed to school, but I can
get you some froyo on the way home.
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Don't bother.
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Uh, K.C., I don't think you guys
are totally, totally clicking.
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You're not even regular clicking.
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In fact, he seems to hate you.
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I don't know what happened.
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I mean, everything was great yesterday.
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Well, he is perfect, so I'm gonna
have to assume the problem is you.
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Thank you, Marissa,
for being so supportive.
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I'm sorry, but if you want to date a
prince, you have to dress the part.
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He has to see you as the future
queen, not some hip-hop shot putter.
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M.C. Androgynous.
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Lady Blah-blah.
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Be-yawn-ce!
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Okay, I get it. I need a new outfit.
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You might think one stooge
would be enough, but no,
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here in America, they have three.
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Three stooges!
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Hello, Your Highness.
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Now is not a good time.
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Are you wearing a traditional
royal Tanzaberian dress?
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Oh, this old thing.
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Just a little something I had lying around.
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Wow!
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Thank you.
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You look like my great-grandmother.
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Wait.
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Isn't this how girls in your country dress?
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Yes.
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A very popular style...
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800 years ago.
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Why are you wearing this?
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Well, yesterday we had so much fun
and now you won't even look at me.
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Now I just feel stupid.
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And very itchy.
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K.C., I do like you.
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You do?
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Then why did you freeze me out?
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Because your father threatened me
if I didn't stay away from you.
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Oh, he did, did he?
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Hey, baby.
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How was your day?
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Have I told you lately how much I love you?
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Craig George Washington
Carver Cooper Junior...
259
00:13:28,644 --> 00:13:31,445
what were you thinking making
the prince stay away from me?
260
00:13:31,447 --> 00:13:33,014
Well, what choice did I have?
261
00:13:33,016 --> 00:13:34,081
I mean, you were all...
262
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,383
(Giggling)
263
00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:36,617
And he was all...
264
00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:38,719
(Mumbling)
265
00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:40,755
This is not a good week
for your mother to be away.
266
00:13:40,757 --> 00:13:42,123
Tell me about it.
267
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There are some things that a girl needs
268
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to talk to her mom about and not her dad.
269
00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:47,628
Hey, I'm a spy.
270
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,130
I played many roles.
271
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I'm pretty sure I can
handle being your mom.
272
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,567
Try me.
273
00:13:52,569 --> 00:13:54,202
Okay...
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Mom.
275
00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:59,173
Dad is being the biggest jerk in the world.
276
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What are you talking about?
277
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I...
278
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Craig, let me handle this.
279
00:14:07,449 --> 00:14:10,184
Your father is very caring and loving.
280
00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:12,353
It's just that he can't
stand the thought of you
281
00:14:12,355 --> 00:14:15,122
getting involved with someone
who's not good enough for you.
282
00:14:15,124 --> 00:14:18,459
Couldn't have said it better myself, Kira.
283
00:14:18,461 --> 00:14:20,194
Not good enough?
284
00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:22,230
He's a prince.
285
00:14:23,532 --> 00:14:25,132
You wanna handle this one, honey?
286
00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:26,701
Sure.
287
00:14:30,472 --> 00:14:33,207
Princes are a dime a dozen, baby.
288
00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,443
You need to wait for a man like your father
289
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:38,179
who's the most wonderful man in the world.
290
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,248
Oh, Kira, you say the sweetest things.
291
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,716
That's because you are the sweetest thing.
292
00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:44,385
Oh, there's my baby. Give me a hug.
293
00:14:44,387 --> 00:14:45,753
Okay, game over.
294
00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:52,226
Look, all I'm asking is for a little
time just to hang out with him.
295
00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:54,629
You mean like a date?
296
00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:57,331
Well, I mean, yeah.
297
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,634
I really like him.
298
00:14:59,636 --> 00:15:01,335
Please.
299
00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:05,206
Oh. Okay, fine.
300
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,742
You can hang out with him,
but you're not going anywhere.
301
00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:09,710
You can watch a movie in the house.
302
00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:11,145
Thank you.
303
00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:14,515
You are the best mom in the whole...
You know what I mean, Dad.
304
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,601
(Cell phone ringing)
305
00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:38,139
It's not a good time, Ernie.
306
00:15:38,141 --> 00:15:40,741
Well, it's not a good time for me either.
307
00:15:40,743 --> 00:15:44,679
Someone is about to try and
turn me into an ex-fake prince.
308
00:15:44,681 --> 00:15:47,448
How many times do I have to
tell you, you're in no danger?
309
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:48,883
Mmm, beg to differ.
310
00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:52,219
I was on the throne, the other throne,
311
00:15:52,221 --> 00:15:54,188
when I overheard people
talking through the vent.
312
00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:55,890
They're gonna try and take
out the prince tonight.
313
00:15:55,892 --> 00:15:58,459
It's going down!
314
00:15:58,461 --> 00:16:00,594
I'll be there as fast as I can.
315
00:16:00,596 --> 00:16:02,229
Okay, new plan.
316
00:16:02,231 --> 00:16:04,165
An attack on the prince
is actually happening.
317
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,534
The three of us are gonna go
over to the embassy to stop it.
318
00:16:06,536 --> 00:16:08,169
Uh, really?
319
00:16:08,171 --> 00:16:11,806
You are going to bring the actual
target of the assassin to the location
320
00:16:11,808 --> 00:16:14,308
where the assassination is taking place?
321
00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:16,844
Okay.
322
00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:18,446
Didn't think that one through.
323
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:21,248
I'll be back as fast as I can.
324
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:25,886
Oh, and, prince, hand
over the breath spray.
325
00:16:37,699 --> 00:16:39,333
Wow.
326
00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:41,469
And I thought I had the smooth moves.
327
00:16:41,471 --> 00:16:43,838
I did not even see you turn off the lights.
328
00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:46,440
Because I didn't.
329
00:16:49,511 --> 00:16:51,178
(Groans)
330
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,680
Get down, we're under attack.
331
00:16:52,682 --> 00:16:54,315
Are you sure?
332
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:58,519
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
333
00:17:05,494 --> 00:17:06,727
Stay down.
334
00:17:06,729 --> 00:17:08,662
Oh. I am a proud man.
335
00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:11,332
I cannot let someone else fight my battles.
336
00:17:13,235 --> 00:17:15,669
Don't just stand there,
spy girl, fight my battles!
337
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,881
You bring night vision
goggles on a first date?
338
00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:28,716
You brought lip balm.
339
00:17:28,718 --> 00:17:30,919
There's a better chance I
need these than you need that.
340
00:17:33,989 --> 00:17:36,390
I should've installed a nanny cam.
341
00:17:36,392 --> 00:17:40,227
How could you not bring
me something to eat?
342
00:17:40,229 --> 00:17:44,265
I could have my eye on your sister
and that prince as we speak.
343
00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:45,900
Are you listening to me?
344
00:17:45,902 --> 00:17:48,836
I haven't had anything to eat in 2 days.
345
00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:51,605
Fine.
346
00:17:51,607 --> 00:17:53,674
We'll grab a burger for you after we leave.
347
00:17:53,676 --> 00:17:57,244
I wish these Zambakians would
hurry up with this assassination.
348
00:17:57,246 --> 00:17:59,313
Excuse me!
349
00:17:59,315 --> 00:18:01,749
Attempt. I meant assassination attempt.
350
00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:16,297
Oh, I'm sorry.
351
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,267
Last one.
352
00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:25,806
Hey, where's Olu?
353
00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:27,808
He's never supposed to
leave the prince's side.
354
00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:29,944
I don't know. He took off an hour ago.
355
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:31,979
He said he has some
business to take care of.
356
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:14,989
(Grunting)
357
00:19:16,065 --> 00:19:17,825
Man, what the heck did
you eat for breakfast?
358
00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:19,326
Concrete?
359
00:19:33,008 --> 00:19:34,742
You know what they say...
360
00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:36,343
the bigger they are...
361
00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,683
the more fun it is to kick their butts.
362
00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:45,986
(Groans)
363
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,423
You saved my life.
364
00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:51,058
I don't know how I can thank you.
365
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:54,094
You don't have to. It's kind of my job.
366
00:19:54,096 --> 00:19:56,764
Well, maybe I can think of one way.
367
00:20:01,937 --> 00:20:03,070
Hold it right there.
368
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:07,041
It's okay, Dad, we caught the killer.
369
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:09,076
Yeah, I was talking
about Prince Kissy-lips.
370
00:20:16,151 --> 00:20:19,887
Olu? How could you betray me?
371
00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:21,422
How could you betray your country?
372
00:20:21,424 --> 00:20:24,058
Because Tanzaberia is not my country.
373
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:26,026
I am a proud Zambakian.
374
00:20:26,028 --> 00:20:29,163
As long as I have a say,
there will never be peace...
375
00:20:29,165 --> 00:20:30,664
Peace out.
376
00:20:47,549 --> 00:20:52,186
Oh, I am so happy to
bring peace to my country.
377
00:20:52,188 --> 00:20:55,055
And I would like to thank my American host,
378
00:20:55,057 --> 00:20:58,025
especially the person who
risked their life for me.
379
00:20:58,027 --> 00:21:00,194
Feels good to be acknowledged.
380
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:05,532
And it did not hurt that it
was someone of such beauty.
381
00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:07,901
Oh, what a sweetheart that prince is.
382
00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:16,176
(Indistinct chatter)
383
00:21:20,849 --> 00:21:23,117
So I guess this is goodbye.
384
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:24,818
Yes.
385
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,687
I wish there was a way we
could spend more time together.
386
00:21:26,689 --> 00:21:28,822
If only I could stay here for a while.
387
00:21:28,824 --> 00:21:33,961
But you can't. And you're just...
You don't have a normal life.
388
00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:35,963
Your country is counting on you.
389
00:21:35,965 --> 00:21:38,032
How do you know of such things?
390
00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:41,468
Well, because I do not
have a regular life either.
391
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:45,506
And sometimes I have to do things because
my country is counting on me, too.
392
00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:49,677
Your country is very lucky
to have you, K.C. Cooper.
393
00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:52,813
Hey, this does not have
to be goodbye forever.
394
00:21:52,815 --> 00:21:56,617
I mean, someone else could always try
to kill you and I could save you again.
395
00:21:58,553 --> 00:21:59,920
One can only hope.
396
00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:18,539
You know, sweetie, I'm really proud of you.
397
00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:22,142
As a spy, you've proven over and over
that you can take care of yourself,
398
00:22:22,144 --> 00:22:25,713
which makes me think
why can't I let you date.
399
00:22:25,715 --> 00:22:27,881
Wait a minute.
400
00:22:27,883 --> 00:22:30,150
Was that you talking or Mom?
401
00:22:31,086 --> 00:22:32,920
I'm just saying.
402
00:22:32,922 --> 00:22:34,988
If you can handle yourself
with all these bad guys,
403
00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:37,691
you should be able to handle
yourself with one good guy.
404
00:22:37,693 --> 00:22:38,992
Oh, thanks, Dad.
405
00:22:38,994 --> 00:22:41,228
Oh.
406
00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:42,996
Just one question.
407
00:22:42,998 --> 00:22:45,599
Did he kiss you?
408
00:22:45,601 --> 00:22:46,867
Dad! Did he?
409
00:22:46,869 --> 00:22:48,102
Se...
Did he?
410
00:22:48,104 --> 00:22:49,169
Seriously. Oh.
411
00:22:49,171 --> 00:22:51,038
Did he? Did he?
412
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,306
Did he?
413
00:22:52,308 --> 00:22:53,741
Did he?
414
00:22:53,743 --> 00:22:55,008
Did he? Oh.
415
00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:56,043
Did he?
416
00:22:56,045 --> 00:23:00,080
He did, didn't he? He did!
417
00:23:00,082 --> 00:23:01,582
Girl: Rob, your name's on TV!
418
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:06,182
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