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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
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Ta-da!
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Wow, what is this for?
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Do I need a reason to give you a gift?
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You know me better than anyone
in the whole entire world.
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So why would you get me pom-poms?
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You're right. Dumb idea.
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Unless... here's a thought
just off the top of my head.
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What if you and I tried
out for, hmm, I don't know,
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the cheerleading squad on Saturday
in the south gymnasium at 1:15?
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Approximately.
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Try out for cheerleading, huh?
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Give me an N, give me an O...
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Do you see where I'm going with this?
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Are you spelling "no thing
can keep me from trying out
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on Saturday in the south gymnasium
with my best friend Marisa"?
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All right, fine. Think
it over. No pressure.
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(Knocking on door)
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Now what does Marisa want?
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Hi, Judy. Can you come out to play?
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No, I'm not available today,
or tomorrow or next year.
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Check back in 1,000 years.
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I'll still be here. Will you?
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Why did you just do that?
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I'm not playing with that
eight-year-old bag of flesh.
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As a 16-year-old bag of flesh,
I find that a tad offensive.
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Look, I know you're a robot, but you
need to start acting like a kid.
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Or at least not a crusty old sailor.
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Sometimes, when you wanna keep friends,
you need to do what they want to do.
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Oh, I guess that explains why
you're cheerleading with Marisa.
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Oh, I hate it when you're right.
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You'll get used to it.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life, no way to learn
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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Honey, you almost done with that new
employee paperwork for the organization?
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Yeah, you'd think a professional spy
organization would know my phone number.
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Lookin' good.
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Lookin' good.
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Lookin'... Hmm.
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Hmm? What hmm?
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Oh, nothing, just a little thing I noticed.
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That "in case of emergency
contact," you spelled my name wrong.
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You put K-i-r-a
Cooper, when I believe
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the correct spelling
is C-r-a-i-g Cooper.
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Dad, are you actually upset
that I picked Mom over you?
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Oh, please. I could care less.
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Technically, you could care less,
'cause you seem to be caring a lot.
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Don't you be silly.
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You go on and have a great day,
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and enjoy that lunch I spent an hour
making... that your mom didn't.
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Craig, you got a little
something on your...
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Oh, never mind. It's just jealousy.
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Excuse me.
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Get real, honey.
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You treat Ernie like
a second-class citizen,
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but the moment you're chosen second,
you fall apart like a cheap watch.
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Oh, hey.
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That was five anniversaries
ago, and I said I'm sorry.
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The dude said it was real.
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Look, I ain't got time to
be discussing all of this.
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I gotta go make things right with my boy.
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Oh, K.C., you showed up.
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Of course I did. I'm so psyched to be here.
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I cannot wait for these
obnoxious mean girls
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to tell me I'm not pretty
enough, peppy enough,
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or good enough to be on their squad.
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I'm suddenly getting the feeling
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that you're just doing this to
please me, and that pleases me.
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Get ready for the mean girl banquet,
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and I have a feeling
we are the main course.
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Welcome! Way to be here.
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That shows a ton of confidence,
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and that's the number one thing
a spirit ambassador needs.
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Our job is to help empower our
team, but not just our team.
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Everyone in the entire school.
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Heck, if we can, let's make this
world a better place to live in
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while we're at it. Who's with me?
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(Cheering)
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You see? Pure evil.
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Hey there, how's my pride and joy?
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I don't know. She stayed after
school to practice cheerleading.
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No, I'm talking about my favorite son.
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I'm your only son.
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Oh, don't get bogged down in the details.
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I just wanna spend a little
quality time with you.
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So what you think? Football?
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Basketball? Baseball!
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I don't do well with objects
that fly through the air.
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They have a funny way of finding my head.
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That's because I don't take
you to the batting cages enough.
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Baseball, it is. High five.
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Yeah, we gonna work on that.
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I love checkers, don't you?
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Sure. Who doesn't love an
exercise in elementary strategy?
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Vapid simpleton.
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Good game!
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But we didn't finish.
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I calculated the rest of the moves in
my head, ran the odds, and you win.
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But you never even jumped me.
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All right, have it your way.
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(Screams)
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Are you happy now?
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Blades, buckets, candlesticks.
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Blades, buckets, candlesticks.
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Hey, Marisa, I think I dropped
my candlestick on the ground.
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Would you do me a favor, pick it
up and hit me over the head with it?
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You guys are doing great!
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Now, let's take a quick break.
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But if we take a break, who's gonna
make the world a better place?
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Are you sure you're gonna
have time for cheerleading,
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what with being the leader
of the sarcasm squad?
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Look, Marisa, I'm sorry, okay?
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I just... I don't get this.
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What's there not to get, because I thought
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this could be something
we could do together.
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What do you mean? We are always together.
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Are we, K.C.?
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When was the last time we
had a hot dog-less hot dog?
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On a stick?
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It just seems like lately, I never see
you because you're always busy doing...
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I don't know what,
'cause you won't tell me.
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Marisa, that is not always true.
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Really? You didn't show up to Becky's
party last weekend like you said you would.
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You didn't come to the movies
with everyone on Sunday afternoon,
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like you said you would.
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And you didn't come to the library
the other night to help me study,
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like you said you would.
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So I just thought if we did
this cheerleading thing,
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we'd at least get to
spend some time together.
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Marisa, I am so sorry, okay?
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I had no idea that you felt this way.
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It's just that I have been so busy with...
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You know what?
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It doesn't even matter
what I've been busy with,
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because your friendship is
the most important thing to me,
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and I'm going to make it up to you, okay?
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Starting right now.
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All right. Go, team!
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Starting right now.
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You can do this, K.C. Okay.
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Blades, buckets, candlesticks.
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Blades, buckets, candlesticks.
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Oh, hey, Mom.
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Whose mom? My mom.
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You da bomb. Go, Mom!
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Actually, when it comes to
disabling bombs, I am the bomb.
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What's up with the pom-poms?
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I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad.
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That doesn't sound like you.
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Doin' it for Marisa.
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Now that sounds like you.
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K.C.
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Being a cheerleader is
a huge time commitment,
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and I don't know if you should
be juggling so many things.
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Remember that street performer we saw?
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Never should've added that fourth chainsaw.
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Look, I know it's a lot, but it seems
like ever since I started being a spy,
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I always have to...
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I never have time to just...
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She's my best friend, and I
really don't wanna lose her.
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Come here.
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I get it, sweetheart.
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It's not easy.
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And here's the bad news.
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It doesn't get any easier.
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What kind of pep talk was that?
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I'm assuming you were never a cheerleader.
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K.C., I love you.
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And I don't want you being a spy to
get in the way of you being a kid.
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So... if you're feeling
like it's too much...
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No, no. I can handle it
all, and I know that I can.
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Well, if you think you can,
then I think you can, too.
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And, as far as me never
being a cheerleader...
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Blades, buckets, candlesticks, whoo!
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Wow, Mom.
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That's right. I still got it.
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But I think I broke it.
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Help me. Easy.
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Think fast.
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I'm sorry.
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But it's like your head has
its own gravitational pull.
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I'm starting to think
football may not be my game.
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In fact, I'm starting to
think games may not be my game.
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Oh, that's because I haven't taken
you out to play basketball yet.
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We're gonna go down to the park,
and we're gonna shoot some hoops.
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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Aw, isn't this great?
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Just you and me. Aren't I a great dad?
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Before you answer that, have you noticed
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I've hardly spent any
time with K.C. this week?
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Yeah. That's right.
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(Phone ringing)
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Oh, hey, Mateo.
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Sorry I didn't come over.
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But my dad forced me to
hang out with him. Again.
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Every day this week, it seems like he's
throwin' some new object at my head.
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I know, but it's been horrible.
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I think I liked it better
when he just left me alone.
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Marisa, I think I got it.
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This modified basket toss double back
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is going to guarantee
us a spot on the squad.
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Or in the hospital.
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This is too hard.
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Ever since I've started practicing, it's
like my skin has been... crying.
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It's called sweat.
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It's called gross.
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No, no. Marisa, remember, it's fun.
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I got spirit, yes, I do.
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I got spirit, how about you?
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I've got back pain and a creepy
feeling I'm growing muscles.
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I quit.
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No. No, Marisa, you cannot quit.
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Okay? We need this.
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This is our thing, and we need a thing,
because if we don't have a thing,
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then we have nothing. Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Okay, fine. Fine. I'm on board.
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But could you let go of my arms,
'cause I'm starting to feel nothing.
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Nothing, nothing.
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Kids.
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Rough day, Agent Craig?
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Judy, you know you can call me Dad, right?
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Okay. Rough day, Agent Dad?
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Yeah.
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It's Ernie.
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We played basketball,
baseball and football.
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All the things I used to
love to do with my dad.
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But Ernie hated every minute of it.
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Well, from what I've learned about
human interpersonal relationships,
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sometimes you have to do what
the other person wants to do.
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Even if it makes you wanna pull
the circuits right out of your face.
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Anyway, what does Ernie like to do?
249
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,184
Well, he's always, uh...
250
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,388
Well, I know he really likes to...
251
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,758
I think I saw him one time do...
252
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,526
Man.
253
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,062
I really do need to bond with this kid.
254
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,534
I'm having trouble bonding
with a little eight-year-old.
255
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,070
Thanks for asking, Dad.
256
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,778
All right?
257
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,246
Yeah.
258
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,347
(Both laughing)
259
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,683
Okay. Now my turn.
260
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,785
- Come on.
- Rub-a-dub-dub.
261
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:16,321
(Phone ringing)
262
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,156
Hello.
263
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,791
Now?
264
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,559
I understand.
265
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,295
- We're on it.
- Oy!
266
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,231
K.C., Ernie, Judy.
267
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,366
We have a last-minute
mission at the airport.
268
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,435
Load the van now.
269
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,472
K.C., come on, let's go.
270
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,641
Mom, today is the cheerleading try-outs.
271
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,610
I cannot bail on Marisa.
272
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:41,212
The most important part of the
modified basket toss double back
273
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,048
is kinda the double part.
274
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,518
Honey, I told you, it
doesn't get any easier.
275
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,521
These are the tough choices
we have to make as spies.
276
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,158
But if I don't show up for Marisa,
it could ruin our friendship.
277
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:58,196
And if I don't go with you guys on the
mission, something bad could happen.
278
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,797
Mom, can't you just tell me what to do?
279
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,532
I can't, sweetie.
280
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,569
I'll support you whatever you decide.
281
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,638
This is your decision to make.
282
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,308
Really? You've been telling
me what to do for 16 years,
283
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,177
and the one time I really
need it, you got nothin'?
284
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,236
Okay, I have a visual on you guys.
285
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,271
Can everyone hear me? Ah-choo!
286
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,240
(All) Bless you.
287
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,374
I guess everyone can hear me.
288
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:47,478
Our mission is to stop enemy agents
from retrieving a piece of luggage
289
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,147
in the international cargo hold.
290
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:53,251
Inside is a flash drive with the
location of our European safe houses.
291
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,420
If that drive gets into the wrong hands,
292
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,121
the safety of all our international spies
293
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,857
- is at risk.
- I'll stall the targets.
294
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,859
And I'll slip a tracking
device in their pocket.
295
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:07,832
Judy and I will slip into the
cargo room and retrieve the bag.
296
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,534
Glad you're here, honey.
297
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,370
Thanks, Mom. I'm glad you're here, too.
298
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,740
Uh, I was never not gonna come.
299
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,345
I have a visual on the targets.
300
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,914
It's time to bake the biscuits.
301
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,216
What does that even mean?
302
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,684
I'm trying to come up with a catchphrase.
303
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:30,555
The guy in the van
always has a catchphrase.
304
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,557
Well, catch a new phrase.
305
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,803
Dad, the targets are behind you.
306
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,438
You know what to do.
307
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,941
Ah!
308
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:56,814
Oh. (Blows note)
309
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,950
Never travel without one.
310
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,251
Come on.
311
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,222
Where's the fire?
312
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,490
(Beeping)
313
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,694
Little help with my shoe.
314
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:14,766
Sorry about the socks, but my
hammer toe cannot be contained.
315
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,869
Oh, I am so clumsy today.
316
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,293
I hope I get over it
before I fly my plane.
317
00:17:20,324 --> 00:17:21,339
(Forced laugh)
318
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,442
Come on. Let's just get in another line.
319
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,546
They're on the move.
320
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,248
Go to the tracking device.
321
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,888
K.C., the targets are heading your way.
322
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,590
The biscuits are burning,
the biscuits are burning!
323
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,294
Enough with the catchphrases.
324
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,264
Okay, we're in. Switch the Judy cam.
325
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,972
(Cell phone ringing)
326
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,943
Hey, Marisa.
327
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,745
Look, I'm really sorry.
328
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,580
Where are you? It's try-outs.
329
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,015
I know.
330
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:07,752
I forgot to call, and I'm really
sorry, but I cannot make it.
331
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,487
You can't make it?!
332
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,955
You're bailing on me again?
333
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,825
Hey, hey. The good news is,
334
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,694
you didn't even want to be
there, so you can just leave.
335
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,930
Oh, just leave.
336
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,765
Just leave, she says.
337
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,934
Well, it's not that simple, K.C.,
338
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,603
and if you bothered to
show up, you would know why.
339
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,007
Uh, excuse me.
340
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:33,811
Hi. How much longer is this gonna take?
341
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:37,281
So after we're done, if it's okay with you,
342
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,051
I was thinking maybe we could play
one of those video games you like.
343
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,653
I guess we could, if
you're sure you want to.
344
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,056
Well, I want to, if you want me to.
345
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,425
I want you to if you
want me to want you to.
346
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,027
- Well, I want to...
- Oh, good grief.
347
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:54,065
Ernie, your dad wants to
spend more time with you.
348
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,535
Craig, your son wants to
spend more time with you.
349
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,370
But you don't like to do the same things,
350
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,572
and you're making each other miserable.
351
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,474
Not to mention me.
352
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:09,013
So why don't you make spying your
way of hanging out and bonding?
353
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,383
Oh, good. Because next step was bowling.
354
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,585
I don't think my head could survive that.
355
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:22,426
Aw, such a touching moment.
356
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,663
Now can we get back to our mission?
357
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,033
(Judy) Got it!
358
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,868
Green one on the upper level.
359
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,704
The targets are almost upon you.
360
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,072
You're running out of time.
361
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,941
Repeat, running out of time.
362
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,378
You know what?
363
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,880
I think this calls for a
modified basket toss double back.
364
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,550
Quit bumping your gums and get up there!
365
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,451
I plan on it.
366
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:50,087
All right, cup your hands.
367
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,433
Don't even think about it.
368
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,037
Bucket, candlesticks, blades.
369
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:09,907
That's right.
370
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,109
Your biscuits just got burned.
371
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,480
Hey, it is a good catchphrase.
372
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:30,528
Hey. How's it goin'?
373
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,164
What's goin' on?
374
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,468
Whassup?
375
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,572
You're still mad at me.
376
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:46,844
Um, well, if you are, I don't blame
you, and I'm really, really sorry.
377
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,548
Will I at least be seeing you at lunch?
378
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,016
I don't know.
379
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,052
Maybe you will, maybe you won't.
380
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,555
Maybe you'll be sitting there
patiently waiting for me,
381
00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:01,058
and I'll just decide not to show
up with no explanation whatsoever,
382
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,528
leaving you all alone to wonder what
kind of a best friend I really am.
383
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,531
Hey, we're talkin' again.
384
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,205
Marisa, I, um...
385
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,341
I got you an apology gift.
386
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,047
Would you at least open it, please?
387
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:32,757
Oh, you know me better than
anyone in the whole wide world,
388
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,058
so why would you get me a book?
389
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,962
It's a book full of friendship coupons.
390
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,230
Hmm.
391
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:42,600
Look.
392
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:47,038
This one is for if
you're ever in trouble,
393
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,540
I will do whatever I have
to to get you out of it.
394
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:54,545
And this one is for if you're ever sad,
395
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:58,616
I'll be there to hold your hand
for as long as you need me to.
396
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:04,155
And this one is the "just 'cause" hug.
397
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:08,225
Because sometimes, you
need a hug, just 'cause.
398
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:20,104
And, um... if you read the
fine print, it kinda says...
399
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:25,743
"These coupons never expire.
400
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:29,780
They're good for a lifetime of friendship."
401
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,983
Oh, I think I need one of those
"just 'cause" hugs right now.
402
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,518
May I see a coupon?
403
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,153
Come here.
404
00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:42,927
(Girls laughing)
405
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,930
Judy's new friend will make
her cover much more believable.
406
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:49,800
I gotta say, honey, great job in getting
her to play like an eight-year-old.
407
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,736
Hey, that's what big sisters are for.
408
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:55,172
- (Zapping noises)
- Ow, ow!
409
00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:59,610
Uh, Judy, what's goin' on out there?
410
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,612
Playing hopscotch with Quinn.
411
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:07,284
I thought I'd make the game a little
more interesting by adding some lasers.
412
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:12,089
You comfort the kid, I'll
get the first-aid kit.
413
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:15,226
How about I get the kit and you
figure out what to tell the mom?
414
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:19,597
Rob, your name's on TV.
415
00:23:19,647 --> 00:23:24,197
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