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[ANDREA] Oh, yeah.
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[MIKE] You want me to wash back here?
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- Mmm... yeah, that's good.
- Okay.
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Oh, ow, ow, ow! Ah!
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I can't lift my arm any higher,
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but there's, like,
conditioner still in my hair.
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How did you do this again?
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Uh, I did it yawning?
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You pulled a muscle
in your neck from yawning.
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Yeah, I am not a young person.
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It wasn't even, like, with a stretch.
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It was, like, all jaw.
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Thank you for helping me
in my time of need.
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Can I wash your boobs?
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- Is that why you're helping me?
- No.
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- Can I wash my boobs?
- No.
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Fine. Turn around
so I can rinse your back.
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Come on. [WHISTLES]
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Don't whistle at me
like I'm some sort of dog.
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A dog would let me wash its boobs.
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I will say, I can get used to this.
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I see where Stephen Hawking
fell for his nurse.
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You're comparing yourself
to Stephen Hawking now?
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[IMITATING ROBOT VOICE]
Yes, Mike, thank you very much
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for all of your help today.
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No, I'm getting out.
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[CONTINUES IN ROBOT VOICE]
No, Mike, wash my boobs.
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- Now I'm torn.
- You have to choose between
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my boobs and nothing, even
though they are paralyzed boobs.
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[LAUGHING] Stop!
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[MUSIC]
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- Hey, Dad, what's happening?
- Hey! You know how I'm thinking
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of turning the front room
of the house into a club?
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No, uh, but you got my
attention, I am listening.
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As a decor thing.
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I want to put some sensual photography
up on the walls, you know.
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I was wondering if you had
any boudoir photos
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you'd be comfortable sending to me.
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What is happening right now?
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Why do you think this is an okay thing
to be asking your daughter for?
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Oh, come on, I just want
to celebrate the beauty
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of the women in our family.
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Bonnie's doing it
with some of her nieces,
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and I also want my own family
to be represented.
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On your sensual wall?
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Okay, you know, even it's something
that doesn't show your face.
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If not my face, what of me
do you want to show?
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Dad, what is happening right now?
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Well, what?
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You know what, Dad,
I'm going to take a pass
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on this one... I guess
I appreciate the ask.
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Will you at least think about it?
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There is literally not a world
where I will not be thinking
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about this for the rest of my life.
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Great, thanks, bye.
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Bye!
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- Well, your eyes look good.
- Great.
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I am surprised you don't
need reading glasses.
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Well, I'm just trying
to keep it all together.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- If it makes you feel any better,
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I did throw my neck out from
yawning last week, so...
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That does happen to people at our age.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You got a little girl, don't you?
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Yeah, Amelia, she's heading
to kindergarten next year.
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I cannot believe it.
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You guys thinking about
having another one?
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Uh, maybe, you know,
we haven't totally decided yet.
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Biological child, you gotta
just, just jump on it.
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Oh, yeah, okay, yeah.
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Yeah, I know that these days
people seem to be having kids
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in their 40's but, if you want
to know, most of them aren't...
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it's not their sperm, not their egg.
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Oh, okay, great, great, um...
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So, do I need a new
contact prescription or...
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No, you are good.
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Great, so it's just the eggs.
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Just the eggs.
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Oh... we're high-fiving now, okay.
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Hey, does our optometrist
ever high-five you?
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I wouldn't know,
I haven't been in years.
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- Seriously? Why?
- I have perfect vision.
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Okay, you don't have
to act like you earned
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your 20/20 vision, okay?
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It's genetic, you've done nothing.
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Maybe you kept them from being, like,
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gouged out by a bird or something.
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I never look directly in the sun.
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- Brag!
- How are your eyes?
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Actually, my eyes
are good, but apparently
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- my eggs are turning into ova-dust.
- What?
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Yeah, my optometrist was giving
me fertility advice, you know,
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as optometrists do.
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I think you should switch optometrists.
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Or I just shift them
into the OBGYN spot.
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I feel like Dr. Sapkin
would be comfortable
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just only getting
in my eyes for a while.
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I really hate to say it,
but maybe he did have a point.
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I mean, we have talked about
possibly having an other child,
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and we are not young people.
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But apparently I look
the same age as him.
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- What?
- Yeah, and he is a solid 60.
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So it's just another
highlight of the appointment,
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they just... the hits kept coming.
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But I do think that maybe we
should get our friends checked.
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- Yeah.
- Don't you think we'd feel better
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knowing that everything
was kosher down there?
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Not loving the
kosher-genital connection.
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You know in all the medical journals
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where they're like,
"This looks kosher, take out",
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or "This looks kosher, keep it in."
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I think it's a great idea, I
think you're right, let's do it.
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All right, let's do it.
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The good news is,
even if my eggs are dead,
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my Dad still thinks I'm hot
enough to get on his sex wall,
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so everybody wins except me.
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Have you gotten back
to him about that yet?
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Ugh, well, first I told him
no f-ing way, but then I,
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you know what, there's one photo
that I thought I can show him.
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I was thinking about sending this.
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- No!
- [LAUGHING] This?
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I thought you were
gonna get rid of that.
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I'm not just gonna get rid of it.
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You don't get rid of a piece
of art like this.
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I hid it in one of the folders.
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If you need it, it's under "Taxes 2013".
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In what circumstance would
I ever need to find that?
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Uh, if the North Koreans
were bombing Los Angeles
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and they said the only
thing that would stop us
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is we'd love to see a photo of a woman
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aggressively biting a dick
and clearly loving it.
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- Yeah.
- If I have cancer
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and my only dying wish is to see a photo
of a woman biting a dick.
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Or if Amelia's life depended
on it and it was like,
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the only way that a kidnapper
would give her back.
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Right, those are legit.
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Do you remember the name of the folder?
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"Taxes 2013".
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I'm not saying that we
are having another baby.
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I just, we wanna get
our stuff checked out
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to keep our options open.
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So Mike has to get
his stuff checked too?
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Mom, why are you smirking?
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I just think it's funny
he has to go to an office
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to do his business.
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- You are ridiculous.
- Have a sense of humor.
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Oh, have a sense of humor? Okay.
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- Oh, I like that, Bubsy!
- Nice work, honey.
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It's hula hoop time!
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Hula hoop time? Okay.
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Let's see if I still got this.
You want to be impressed?
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- Look at you!
- Oh, I'm sorry, like this?
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By the way, shouldn't
you be hearing soon
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about Amelia getting into kindergarten?
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Yup, this week.
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Apparently all the schools
contact every family
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at the exact same time...
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Friday at two.
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What? Why do they do it that
way? That's terrible.
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I don't know, they must just feel like,
just better be safe,
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tell everyone at once.
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- Hi, Daddy!
- Hey, baby. Hey, Sharon.
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Hi, Mike. I heard about your
upcoming check-up.
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Are you sure you're "up" for the part?
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Sharon, are you joking about my semen?
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[CHUCKLING] Yes!
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- I am!
- I'm sorry, honey.
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[KEEPS GIGGLING]
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Stop giggling.
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- Oh, it's funny, come on.
- I know, did you see his face?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[PHONE RINGTONE]
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- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, pumpkin, what you doing?
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I'm on my way to pick up
Amelia from school.
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What are you doing?
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Are you like, nude
in a jacuzzi, smoking peyote?
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Am I close?
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No, that was last night.
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Oh... [MOCK LAUGHS] We have fun!
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Now, listen, have you
given any more thought
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to those boudoir photos I asked about?
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Uh, I've definitely
given it more thought,
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probably not in the way you're hoping.
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Dad, I honestly, I really,
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I don't know how else to say
this... it's not gonna happen.
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I will have it printed
and pay for the framing,
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I know that can be expensive.
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Dad, it could not be
less about the cost.
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Well, I'd just like to
get the photo wall up
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before the barbeque this weekend.
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Yeah, everyone wants
to look at sensual photography
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of the family while eating ribs.
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- [TEXT ALERTS BLEEPING]
- Oh, my God, I am blowing up.
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- Oh, it must be two.
- Wh-what happened?
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Yay! Amelia got into Weston!
That was the school we wanted.
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- And her back-up!
- Yes! I knew she would!
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Dad, do you even know how old Amelia is?
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- Of course I do, she's seven.
- She's five.
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- Right, she's five.
- Oh, my God,
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I gotta go.
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Maybe we should talk to the principal
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and get a one on one or something.
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
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- Hey.
- Hey, we didn't get into our
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first choice, we didn't
get our second choice.
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- How'd it go for you?
- I forgot my phone.
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- Are you joking?
- No, you know what... [STAMMERS]
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Right after this, I'm gonna
run home and, and, you know,
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see what happened.
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- You should borrow my phone.
- Yeah.
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Oh, you know, that's okay.
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I should probably be alone
when I check that.
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I heard Weston only took four
kids that weren't siblings.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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God, that's crazy, oh, my God.
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A lot of parents
are coming over tonight,
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we're gonna drink wine and commiserate.
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Okay, yeah, no, if I can,
I will 100% be there.
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You know, I gotta go grab Amelia,
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but I'll let you know what happens.
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All right, Amelia, we gotta go, come on.
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- But I want to play.
- No, no, no, we gotta head out.
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- Come on, come on, come on.
- Why do we have to go right now?
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Well, because Mommy's
gotta take some photos
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for Grampy's barbeque.
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You know what, that's a lie,
I can't even hear that out loud.
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We're late for the toy store,
come on, it's windy.
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Do we got to go?
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Yeah, we got to go... run, run, run run!
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Bubs, you remember Weston, the school
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with the spinny thing that you liked?
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Guess what? That's where
you're going to go
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to kindergarten next year.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Yep, you're a lucky girl,
that's a really good school.
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I know.
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You know, I'm gonna
email all these schools,
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just for making the whole
process so pleasant.
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Right. I liked all those people,
they were great.
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00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,830
And also, you know,
I'm gonna email Weston,
241
00:10:08,864 --> 00:10:10,932
say we're very excited to be
part of their community,
242
00:10:10,966 --> 00:10:12,834
because that's how I'm
going to be talking now.
243
00:10:12,868 --> 00:10:13,965
Okay.
244
00:10:13,987 --> 00:10:16,605
You know how involved I like
to be with Amelia's school.
245
00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:18,039
God, we don't have to volunteer, do we?
246
00:10:18,073 --> 00:10:20,576
Um, I want to get
a beer, do you want one?
247
00:10:20,609 --> 00:10:22,344
Oh, no, no beer for you.
248
00:10:22,378 --> 00:10:24,012
You're up first thing tomorrow
morning, doctor's office.
249
00:10:24,045 --> 00:10:25,914
Oh, right, forgot about that.
250
00:10:25,947 --> 00:10:27,683
We need your sperm with
their eye on the prize,
251
00:10:27,716 --> 00:10:30,552
but also want them to have
a kind of a calm confidence
252
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:33,955
that says, "I got this."
253
00:10:33,989 --> 00:10:36,525
That's a lot of nuance for sperm.
254
00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:38,627
You guys, you got this.
255
00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:40,061
[WHISPERS] I believe in you.
256
00:10:40,095 --> 00:10:42,431
Hey, hey, Andrea, what you doing?
257
00:10:42,464 --> 00:10:44,933
Hey, hi.
258
00:10:44,966 --> 00:10:47,536
So, how'd you guys make out today, huh?
259
00:10:47,569 --> 00:10:51,607
Uh, it was... has been
a crazy day, crazy.
260
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,942
How did you guys end up?
261
00:10:53,975 --> 00:10:56,278
- Rough.
- I'm sorry.
262
00:10:56,312 --> 00:10:58,914
Still don't know where Izzy's
going to go to school next year.
263
00:10:58,947 --> 00:11:01,283
I'm going to Weston.
264
00:11:01,317 --> 00:11:03,251
- We got into Weston too!
- Yeah!
265
00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:05,621
- Why did you not say anything?
- You guys didn't say anything.
266
00:11:05,654 --> 00:11:07,556
I wasn't going to say
anything when you're like,
267
00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:09,425
"I don't know where Izzy's
going to go next year."
268
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:12,961
- Okay, spot-on impersonation.
- I have a gift, I have an ear.
269
00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:16,332
But honestly, it has been
crazy tough, so...
270
00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:19,167
I know, I know, a lot of
people are upset.
271
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,871
- Actually, we also got into Waverly.
- Oh, my God, so did we.
272
00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:26,007
All right, you know what,
this actually feels gross.
273
00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:27,476
- This is nasty, yeah.
- All right, please go.
274
00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:29,778
Right on, bye-bye.
Hey, good to see you guys.
275
00:11:29,811 --> 00:11:32,514
Oh, hold on... good to see you!
276
00:11:32,548 --> 00:11:34,816
See?
277
00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:37,586
I think he was saying bye to your balls.
278
00:11:37,619 --> 00:11:38,954
Yeah.
279
00:11:40,856 --> 00:11:44,693
Oh, my God, it's early, Jesus.
280
00:11:44,726 --> 00:11:47,663
- I feel sorry for you.
- It's okay.
281
00:11:47,696 --> 00:11:48,797
Hi.
282
00:11:51,199 --> 00:11:53,369
Do you think maybe we shouldn't
have brought Amelia with us?
283
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:54,447
Why?
284
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,271
Well, we're going to a fertility clinic.
285
00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:57,806
Don't you think we
look like we're bragging,
286
00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:01,343
like, "We already got one. Now we're
just looking for back-up."
287
00:12:01,377 --> 00:12:03,812
It's fine, and besides,
it's seven a.m. on Saturday.
288
00:12:03,845 --> 00:12:06,382
What else were we gonna do with her?
289
00:12:06,415 --> 00:12:08,336
- I'm gonna sign us in.
- Oh, excuse us, sorry.
290
00:12:08,351 --> 00:12:10,686
- Oops, sorry.
- Thank you.
291
00:12:10,719 --> 00:12:12,521
All right, Bubs, let's
sit over here, okay?
292
00:12:12,554 --> 00:12:16,024
Mommy, look at Walter and me dance.
293
00:12:16,057 --> 00:12:19,395
Okay, you know what,
let's not dance, let's, um...
294
00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:22,197
Okay, you know what, let's
color, let's do a little...
295
00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:25,967
Hi... coloring... that's better.
296
00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:29,538
- She's so sweet.
- Oh, thank you.
297
00:12:29,571 --> 00:12:33,509
But, you know, it also can be
a lot sometimes, you know,
298
00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:34,876
a lot of work.
299
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:36,745
Yeah, but I'm sure it's worth it.
300
00:12:36,778 --> 00:12:40,215
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
301
00:12:40,248 --> 00:12:43,051
But also, there's a lot
of things in life
302
00:12:43,084 --> 00:12:45,220
that are worth it too.
303
00:12:45,253 --> 00:12:48,089
There's just...
there's so many fun things.
304
00:12:48,123 --> 00:12:52,027
- Mm-hmm.
- We're just, um...
305
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,862
We're probably just
gonna stick with the one,
306
00:12:53,895 --> 00:12:57,499
we're very appreciative of what we have.
307
00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:59,535
Yeah.
308
00:12:59,568 --> 00:13:00,836
Anyway.
309
00:13:01,269 --> 00:13:02,871
How long did they say?
310
00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:04,440
You... they're gonna see you right away.
311
00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:07,175
- Oh, good.
- I've got a couple of guys ahead of me.
312
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,277
There's only one masturbatorium?
313
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,847
Yeah, they call it
a "deposit" room, actually.
314
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,081
- Really?
- Yeah.
315
00:13:13,114 --> 00:13:14,450
I don't like that.
316
00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:15,819
Todd?
317
00:13:18,053 --> 00:13:20,088
Right this way.
318
00:13:20,989 --> 00:13:22,390
Pull it together.
319
00:13:22,424 --> 00:13:25,556
- We know what Todd's doing back there.
- Yes, we do.
320
00:13:27,596 --> 00:13:29,665
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
321
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,096
Do you think he'll look
like he lost weight?
322
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,243
Thanks.
323
00:13:42,277 --> 00:13:44,613
Did you notice that
everyone walks in exhausted
324
00:13:44,646 --> 00:13:47,949
and then leaves with a real
spring in their step?
325
00:13:47,983 --> 00:13:49,317
He had a good time back there.
326
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,786
How long do you think this is gonna be?
327
00:13:50,819 --> 00:13:52,954
Well, you got two guys
still ahead of you,
328
00:13:52,988 --> 00:13:54,490
average time has been 14 minutes...
329
00:13:54,523 --> 00:13:56,257
the bald guy took a little longer,
330
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,826
but I think that's because he's older.
331
00:13:57,859 --> 00:14:01,797
My money's on blue shirt
over here to... [CLICKS TONGUE]
332
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:03,264
hit the record.
333
00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:04,966
- There's a record?
- Eleven minutes.
334
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,968
You gotta stop timing people.
335
00:14:07,002 --> 00:14:09,638
I know, I'm sorry, I can't help
it... I'm glancing at the clock
336
00:14:09,671 --> 00:14:11,973
and then I get invested.
337
00:14:12,007 --> 00:14:13,675
By the way...
338
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:15,644
You got a "plan of attack"
for back there?
339
00:14:15,677 --> 00:14:17,145
What are we working with?
340
00:14:17,178 --> 00:14:18,947
I got some images I'm gonna work off of.
341
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,982
Do I make a cameo in any of them?
342
00:14:21,016 --> 00:14:22,584
You pop in and out.
343
00:14:22,618 --> 00:14:23,919
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
344
00:14:23,952 --> 00:14:25,554
Brett?
345
00:14:29,691 --> 00:14:31,693
Kind of like the reverse walk of shame.
346
00:14:31,727 --> 00:14:35,463
- [ALL CHUCKLING SOFTLY]
- Please don't engage the room.
347
00:14:37,198 --> 00:14:40,101
All right, I think we're safe, though,
as long as it's daylight.
348
00:14:40,135 --> 00:14:42,504
We don't stay past sundown
with the erotic wall
349
00:14:42,538 --> 00:14:43,939
and newfound love of edibles.
350
00:14:43,972 --> 00:14:45,607
By the way, Bubs,
don't eat any chocolate
351
00:14:45,641 --> 00:14:46,708
you see lying around Grampy's.
352
00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:48,877
Why?
353
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:51,813
Grampy's chocolate makes tummies hurt.
354
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,148
- You made it.
- Hi, Grampy!
355
00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:55,651
- Hey, sweetie! How are you?
- Of course we made it... hi!
356
00:14:55,684 --> 00:14:56,718
- Hi, how are you, mwah!
- Mwah!
357
00:14:56,752 --> 00:14:58,520
- Hey, there.
- Michael.
358
00:14:58,554 --> 00:15:00,622
All right, Dad, just let's get
it done with. Where's the "club"
359
00:15:00,656 --> 00:15:02,390
you've been going on about?
360
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:05,360
Well, it can't be a club,
I mean, it's it's my home,
361
00:15:05,393 --> 00:15:06,494
but it feels like a club.
362
00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:08,063
- I've got...
- This?
363
00:15:08,096 --> 00:15:10,131
Yeah, I got the deep seating,
the comfy chairs.
364
00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:13,735
And look at this... I got
little wine bar over there.
365
00:15:13,769 --> 00:15:16,137
This is... I like this, actually.
366
00:15:16,171 --> 00:15:19,440
And this is the, uh, sensual wall here.
367
00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:23,378
So we just don't look at that one wall.
368
00:15:23,411 --> 00:15:24,479
- Right.
- Great.
369
00:15:24,512 --> 00:15:26,982
Let me get you something
to eat, come on.
370
00:15:27,015 --> 00:15:29,050
Hey, you made it, you're there.
371
00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:31,186
Oh, well, oh, he took
that off his phone.
372
00:15:31,219 --> 00:15:34,155
That's me, right to the left
of Bonnie in her underwear
373
00:15:34,189 --> 00:15:37,893
and underneath short snow top.
374
00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:41,462
- Okay, so this is happening.
- Yeah.
375
00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:48,403
[GENERAL CONVERSATIONS]
376
00:15:49,805 --> 00:15:52,741
I have to say, this is
actually a very nice barbeque.
377
00:15:52,774 --> 00:15:55,176
Very nice barbeque, right?
378
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:57,112
I didn't know what we
were going to be coming into.
379
00:15:57,145 --> 00:15:58,346
I didn't know if I was
going to have to wear
380
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:01,082
a full body condom or something.
381
00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:04,419
It's a lovely party,
and we made the wall.
382
00:16:04,452 --> 00:16:06,021
Is that a goal of yours?
383
00:16:06,054 --> 00:16:08,556
Well, no, but it's nice to be included.
384
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:10,525
By the way, how did it go
at the doctor's this morning?
385
00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:14,029
Oh, good news...
I got follicles for days.
386
00:16:14,062 --> 00:16:15,764
We're just waiting on Mike's results.
387
00:16:15,797 --> 00:16:18,734
- [CHUCKLING]
- Mom... Why are you smirking now?
388
00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:21,870
By the way, when he was in the
deposit room doing his business,
389
00:16:21,903 --> 00:16:24,039
your face popped up when you texted,
390
00:16:24,072 --> 00:16:26,107
"How's it going?" with the rain emoji.
391
00:16:26,141 --> 00:16:28,043
Well, they didn't have a sperm
emoji, did you know that?
392
00:16:28,076 --> 00:16:29,945
I'm sure there is
a sperm emoji somewhere,
393
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:31,546
- you just have to go to the right...
- Well, I couldn't find one.
394
00:16:31,579 --> 00:16:33,148
But anyway, he had to
start over from scratch,
395
00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:35,784
- and it really affected his time.
- His time?
396
00:16:35,817 --> 00:16:37,418
Oh, you'll appreciate this.
397
00:16:37,452 --> 00:16:39,888
So, I was timing all the guys to see
398
00:16:39,921 --> 00:16:41,757
how fast they came in
and out of the room.
399
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:44,092
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
400
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,995
Thanks to you, though,
Mike came in last.
401
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:49,064
- What was the record?
- Eleven minutes.
402
00:16:49,097 --> 00:16:50,666
Oh, I've done six.
403
00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:53,902
Well, listen, I've done four,
so... tough times.
404
00:16:53,935 --> 00:16:56,337
[CLANKING BOTTLE]
405
00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:59,741
Yeah, um, I just wanted to take
a minute to thank you all
406
00:16:59,775 --> 00:17:01,176
for being here, you know,
407
00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:04,445
it's not every day that I get everyone
408
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:09,584
in one place, people that I...
409
00:17:09,617 --> 00:17:12,420
Um, I love all of you.
410
00:17:12,453 --> 00:17:14,823
Enjoy the ribs. Cheers.
411
00:17:14,856 --> 00:17:16,391
[ALL] Cheers.
412
00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:20,862
Wow, that was actually very nice.
413
00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:23,932
I'm telling you, as guys get
older they get more sentimental.
414
00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:25,266
Remember my dad?
415
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,002
He started crying at every sunset.
416
00:17:27,035 --> 00:17:28,704
Oh, that was an
uncomfortable trip to Hawaii.
417
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:31,306
I'm just happy that
he's appreciating his family,
418
00:17:31,339 --> 00:17:34,142
other than a, you know,
put out your nipples
419
00:17:34,175 --> 00:17:35,877
and hang 'em on a wall kind of way.
420
00:17:35,911 --> 00:17:38,179
I'm insulted that he hasn't
asked for my picture.
421
00:17:38,213 --> 00:17:39,447
I'm sure if you got
yourself naked on a beach
422
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,449
- he'd throw you up there.
- He better.
423
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:44,052
You don't make his,
I'll put you up on mine.
424
00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:46,287
Oh, I wouldn't automatically
go up on your wall?
425
00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:47,956
Oh, no, no, it's a
very tough screening process.
426
00:17:47,989 --> 00:17:49,490
- There's a lot of applicants.
- Oh.
427
00:17:49,524 --> 00:17:51,893
Can you, like, stand on a beach,
like, with your back to it,
428
00:17:51,927 --> 00:17:55,496
and, like, just hold one breast
and just look over your shoulder
429
00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:58,800
like you didn't know
I was standing there?
430
00:17:58,834 --> 00:17:59,835
What are you doing here?
431
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,069
- Oh, that's good.
- Yeah.
432
00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:02,871
- Are you covering your nipples?
- Yeah.
433
00:18:02,904 --> 00:18:05,741
'Cause I'm going to need you
to show those.
434
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:06,842
- So...
- [SIGHS]
435
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,676
- Bye, Martin.
- Bye, thanks.
436
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,578
- Bye, Grampy.
- Bye, sweetheart.
437
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,413
- Bye, Dad.
- Thank you.
438
00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:14,382
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, of course.
439
00:18:14,415 --> 00:18:16,217
It means so much
that you made the effort.
440
00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:19,520
This was so fun, and by the way,
this was very nice.
441
00:18:19,554 --> 00:18:21,757
I'm not sure I've
ever seen you this happy.
442
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,759
Well, that's the point of the drug.
443
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,393
What do you mean?
444
00:18:25,426 --> 00:18:27,128
I'm on Ecstasy.
445
00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:33,434
Okay.
446
00:18:33,468 --> 00:18:35,536
- Bye.
- Bye.
447
00:18:39,941 --> 00:18:43,912
He's doing Ecstasy at
a daytime family barbeque?
448
00:18:43,945 --> 00:18:45,280
What is happening?
449
00:18:45,313 --> 00:18:48,049
- This is insane, right?
- Yes, this is insane.
450
00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:50,018
I don't even know how to
process this at this point.
451
00:18:50,051 --> 00:18:53,188
It's just... is this a phase?
I don't know if this is a phase.
452
00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:54,890
If it is, when are we gonna
end the phase?
453
00:18:54,923 --> 00:18:57,125
I just assumed that he
really thought my pants
454
00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:58,526
were made out of a cool material.
455
00:18:58,559 --> 00:19:00,929
Because he wanted to get in your pants
456
00:19:00,962 --> 00:19:03,899
because he was on Ecstasy, Mike.
457
00:19:03,932 --> 00:19:06,567
This is a man who's doing this
in front of his granddaughter,
458
00:19:06,601 --> 00:19:07,869
I mean...
459
00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:09,771
I don't want to have to
cut off all ties with him,
460
00:19:09,805 --> 00:19:12,240
but he needs to know that this
behavior's not okay with me.
461
00:19:12,273 --> 00:19:13,942
- You're not gonna change him.
- I know.
462
00:19:13,975 --> 00:19:15,543
But you should tell him
that it pissed you off.
463
00:19:15,576 --> 00:19:17,979
- He needs to know.
- Oh, I am going to.
464
00:19:18,013 --> 00:19:21,416
Hopefully he won't be, like,
on meth or something at the time
465
00:19:21,449 --> 00:19:25,720
because it's just like those mouth sores
can be very distracting.
466
00:19:25,753 --> 00:19:27,755
I have something that's
gonna make you feel better.
467
00:19:27,789 --> 00:19:28,942
All right, yeah?
468
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,392
It's a little something
I call "Off The Charts".
469
00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:33,895
I'm not enjoying it so far, but, okay.
470
00:19:33,929 --> 00:19:37,732
I got my results back today
and my sperm is off the charts.
471
00:19:37,765 --> 00:19:40,335
Oh! Yay, yay, yay!
472
00:19:40,368 --> 00:19:43,638
Okay, see? Maybe we're not
as old as we thought we were.
473
00:19:43,671 --> 00:19:46,074
I'm still clinging on by my fingertips.
474
00:19:46,107 --> 00:19:50,111
Well, the only thing I'm clinging onto
is the edge of the charts.
475
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,646
Really?
476
00:19:51,679 --> 00:19:55,250
But don't take my word for it, here.
477
00:19:55,283 --> 00:19:56,852
Oh, this very official medical document
478
00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:59,821
that just weirdly happened
to be on your nightstand?
479
00:19:59,855 --> 00:20:01,422
Yep.
480
00:20:01,456 --> 00:20:04,125
Mobility off the charts,
consistency off the charts.
481
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,694
- Oh!
- Cytoplasmic droplets.
482
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,264
Two? Two doesn't seem off the charts.
483
00:20:09,297 --> 00:20:11,766
Tail length, OTC.
484
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:14,269
"Tail length"? Like that's
the sexy part of your sperm,
485
00:20:14,302 --> 00:20:16,504
- the tail length?
- Did I over-play the tail length?
486
00:20:16,537 --> 00:20:19,107
Look, is this going to be
something that you just,
487
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:20,508
like, brag about a lot?
488
00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:22,443
Because, as your friend,
I need you to know that this
489
00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:24,645
is not a great color on you,
just so you know.
490
00:20:24,679 --> 00:20:26,114
Oh, you know what does have good color?
491
00:20:26,147 --> 00:20:27,348
[IMITATING ROBOT VOICE] Your sperm?
492
00:20:27,382 --> 00:20:29,184
Is that the thing that has good color?
493
00:20:29,217 --> 00:20:31,119
Remember me from the shower?
494
00:20:31,152 --> 00:20:32,453
Yeah, my penis hates you.
495
00:20:32,487 --> 00:20:35,223
I don't think that's the case.
496
00:20:35,256 --> 00:20:37,625
Just keep working on it.
497
00:20:37,658 --> 00:20:40,495
Oh, God, why are you doing that?
You will learn to love my voice.
498
00:20:40,528 --> 00:20:43,831
- No.
- You will learn to love it.
499
00:20:43,865 --> 00:20:45,266
You will love me.
500
00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:53,543
Oh, what a surprise.
I didn't expect you.
501
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,910
- What are you doing here?
- Hi!
502
00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,811
Yeah. Dad, can we have a conversation?
503
00:20:56,844 --> 00:20:59,915
Sure, absolu... what...
is everything okay?
504
00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:02,050
Listen, I know that
you've been exploring
505
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:06,187
some new sides of yourself
recently, but I...
506
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:09,891
I'm sorry, is there a way
we can not have this talk
507
00:21:09,925 --> 00:21:11,059
next to the wall?
508
00:21:11,092 --> 00:21:15,230
- Oh... Come on in.
- Thank you.
509
00:21:15,263 --> 00:21:17,265
All right, I've tried being supportive
510
00:21:17,298 --> 00:21:18,934
when you said you were now clubbing,
511
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:23,271
and then also the implying
that you have sex with people
512
00:21:23,304 --> 00:21:24,872
outside of your relationship.
513
00:21:24,906 --> 00:21:27,042
- Well...
- I have tried not to be judgey.
514
00:21:27,075 --> 00:21:29,677
- Thank you.
- But yesterday,
515
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,279
that was not great for me.
516
00:21:31,312 --> 00:21:33,114
I thought the barbeque was wonderful.
517
00:21:33,148 --> 00:21:36,384
Yeah, it was, until you
told me you were on Ecstasy.
518
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,086
Obviously, you are a grown man,
519
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:42,596
I am not gonna tell you what to do,
but in front of my child?
520
00:21:43,324 --> 00:21:45,793
That was not, not fun.
521
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,428
- You know what?
- What?
522
00:21:47,462 --> 00:21:51,967
You're right, it was a step
too far, even for me.
523
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,634
Yes, it was.
524
00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:59,607
I appreciate you... taking
responsibility, though, for it.
525
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,943
And I'm feeling really
badly about it today,
526
00:22:01,977 --> 00:22:03,711
but you know, being old is hard.
527
00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:07,615
I know, but the alternative
is death, so...
528
00:22:07,648 --> 00:22:10,986
I don't want you to feel badly
about it... well, a little bit...
529
00:22:11,019 --> 00:22:13,054
I just needed you to know how I feel.
530
00:22:13,088 --> 00:22:14,622
It's impossible not to feel badly...
531
00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:15,764
- Well...
- ... with Ecstasy.
532
00:22:15,766 --> 00:22:17,458
I mean, Ecstasy itself is great,
533
00:22:17,492 --> 00:22:20,561
but it's the coming down, oh, my Lord.
534
00:22:20,595 --> 00:22:21,963
That's your takeaway?
535
00:22:21,997 --> 00:22:23,598
They should put
a warning on that sucker.
536
00:22:23,631 --> 00:22:27,602
Yeah, I think the government
making it illegal was the warning.
537
00:22:27,635 --> 00:22:29,637
- Yeah.
- Yeah, so...
538
00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:31,506
Are we agreeing no more
mind-altering drugs
539
00:22:31,539 --> 00:22:32,974
in front of your granddaughter?
540
00:22:33,008 --> 00:22:35,410
- Yeah, I promise.
- Thank you.
541
00:22:35,443 --> 00:22:37,445
Now, can you stay for breakfast?
542
00:22:37,478 --> 00:22:40,415
No, I gotta go, um, do some emails
543
00:22:40,448 --> 00:22:43,018
for Amelia's kindergarten stuff.
544
00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:45,753
Oh, did you hear where she got in?
545
00:22:45,786 --> 00:22:49,290
Yeah, Dad, you were on the phone
with me when it happened.
546
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:50,858
I was? Oh, that's scary.
547
00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:53,328
Okay, again, I really
can't stress this enough...
548
00:22:53,361 --> 00:22:56,031
we need to not be doing Ecstasy.
549
00:22:57,232 --> 00:22:58,666
He did admit that he went to far,
550
00:22:58,699 --> 00:23:00,835
which I'm not sure
I ever heard him saying.
551
00:23:00,868 --> 00:23:03,604
I think he was maybe still just
coming down from the Mollies,
552
00:23:03,638 --> 00:23:05,540
there was still a touch
of it in him still.
553
00:23:05,573 --> 00:23:08,509
Ugh, I just can't wait
for this to be over.
554
00:23:08,543 --> 00:23:11,779
- His life?
- Oh, Jesus, this phase!
555
00:23:11,812 --> 00:23:13,448
What is wrong with you?
556
00:23:13,481 --> 00:23:14,515
- [PHONE RINGTONE]
- [LAUGHS]
557
00:23:14,549 --> 00:23:16,517
- Oh, it's Brian.
- Oh, pick it up.
558
00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:18,853
You know what, I just
emailed him about Weston.
559
00:23:18,886 --> 00:23:20,155
Brian, you're on speaker.
560
00:23:20,188 --> 00:23:21,622
- Hey, Mike.
- Hey.
561
00:23:21,656 --> 00:23:23,291
- Hi!
- Hi!
562
00:23:23,324 --> 00:23:26,294
Got your email, and I love
that idea about the kids
563
00:23:26,327 --> 00:23:27,862
doing the summer camp together.
564
00:23:27,895 --> 00:23:29,364
I know, I'm so excited.
565
00:23:29,397 --> 00:23:31,399
Oh, by the way,
that picture is killing me.
566
00:23:31,432 --> 00:23:33,968
- What picture?
- Stop, you're joking, right?
567
00:23:34,001 --> 00:23:36,704
You stop, are you joking?
What are you talking about?
568
00:23:36,737 --> 00:23:38,239
The picture on the email?
569
00:23:38,273 --> 00:23:40,375
The picture that you put
as your signature?
570
00:23:40,408 --> 00:23:42,210
[MIKE] Where is the last email you sent?
571
00:23:42,243 --> 00:23:46,214
I only sent emails to Brian
and the kindergartens.
572
00:23:46,247 --> 00:23:49,084
Holy shit!
573
00:23:49,117 --> 00:23:51,752
[MIKE] Oh... oh, my God.
574
00:23:51,786 --> 00:23:53,188
Oh, this is fun.
575
00:23:53,221 --> 00:23:55,590
Brian, we'll call you back.
576
00:23:58,193 --> 00:24:01,529
Again, I'm so sorry.
577
00:24:01,562 --> 00:24:03,531
I, I do comedy and I think somebody
578
00:24:03,564 --> 00:24:06,167
may have hacked into my computer...
579
00:24:06,201 --> 00:24:09,104
thinking it as a joke,
580
00:24:09,137 --> 00:24:14,075
but we are still so excited to
be a part of the Weston family.
581
00:24:14,109 --> 00:24:16,777
- Uh-huh.
- And clearly, the contents
582
00:24:16,811 --> 00:24:21,282
of that... particular photo
is by no means reflective
583
00:24:21,316 --> 00:24:25,720
of who we are, and we are
actively searching
584
00:24:25,753 --> 00:24:29,090
for the person who did this
because we are just as mad,
585
00:24:29,124 --> 00:24:32,493
if not more mad, than you are.
586
00:24:35,296 --> 00:24:37,465
I am so sorry.
587
00:24:37,467 --> 00:24:42,467
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