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ZONA SUMRAKA
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- UZMITE MI ŽIVOT, MOLIM VAS ! -
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To je divno, baš divno!
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Billy Diamond,
dame i gospodo!
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Najsmešniji komedijaš,
u amerièkim državama !
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Pa, sad kad si je pojeo,
šta æeš s njome?
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Moæ Narodu !
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Imaš pravo èudo,
od probave.
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Vraæamo se ubrzo, Billy Diamond,
naš specijalni gost veèeras.
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- Ulaz za izvodjaèe -
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Æao, Bernie.
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- Parking za goste -
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Pun gas, brate.
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Ne okreæi se,
samo nastavi da voziš.
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Šta je sad ovo,
jesi li lud?
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Ne, samo gladan, nastavi voziti,
oèi drži na putu.
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Kako da vozim, kad mi je
pištolj uperen u glavu...
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Tako je, to je pravi pištolj, sa
pravim mecima, a bila bi i prava krv.
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I šta hoæeš?
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Bio sam u publici, Billy.
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Video sam kako radiš tu
"Gorila-Banana" taèku.
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To je bila moja taèka,
ukrao si je od mene.
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Tražiš li svoj pištolj, Billy?
Evo ga kod mene.
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Jesi li skrenuo, Dave?
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Mrtav si, ako to
probaš ponovo.
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Vidi, èoveèe, žena mi je trudna.
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Ja sam bez para, i oèajan.
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Nemam šta da izgubim.
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Pa, šta æemo sada?
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Vozi, u tvoju kuæu.
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Daæeš mi novac, koji si platio
za taèku, koju si mi ukrao.
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Samo sam pokušavao da...
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Ti si je ukrao!
Uradio si to javno, na TV-u!
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Ja je više ne mogu
upotrebiti.
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Moram sad da smišljam,
potpuno novu taèku.
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Èekaj, ne radi to, èoveèe!
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Prestani, ili æu te
upucati!
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Pazi!
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Hej, hej, Billy.
Dodji, Billy.
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Gospodine Diamond!
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Hej, Billy, dodji.
Hajde, kasnimo.
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Èekaj?
Poznajem li ja tebe?
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Dobro, tek si došao, zar ne?
Ja sam Max, novi vodiè.
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Ti si onaj novi, iz
Morris-ove kancelarije.
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Nee...ja sam odavde.
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- Ali, odakle to?
- Hajde, pozornica je ovamo.
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Pozornica?
Kakvo je ovo mesto?
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Ako nisi iz Morris-ove kancelarije,
a nisi ni moj agent...
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...a on me zastupa,
svugde u svetu.
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Ali, samo svugde po svetu,
ali ne i ovde, ok?
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Trebaæe ti novi materijal,
verovatno i neki skeè.
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Šta?
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Šta je..?
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Hoæeš da kažeš,
da sam ja mrtav?
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Nije to, bogzna šta,
svi ovde su takvi?
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Ne znam, zašto se ljudi tako
iznenadjuju, ali ne brini o tome.
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Dogadja se to svima.
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Pre svega, moramo te
pripremiti - za audiciju.
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Audiciju?
Ne radim ja to.
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Ja sam najveæi amerièki
komedijaš.
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Meni ne treba audicija.
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Bolje ti je da ovu uradiš,
jer je mnogo važna.
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Zbog èega?
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Recimo - zbog toga,
gde æeš provesti veènost?
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U redu, evo sad, idem tamo
da ti nabavim taèke.
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Obori ih s nogu.
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Dobro vam veèe, dame i gospodo,
deèaci i devojèice, andjeli i demoni...
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Ko god da ste.
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Nadam se da ste proverili krila,
i štapove ostavili na ulazu...
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...jer nema letenja ni bacanja
èini, tokom izvodjenja.
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Hvala lepo!
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Želeo bih da znam malo više
šala na temu "Nebo-Pakao"...
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...jer, uvek je dobro poznavati
malo lokalnog humora.
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Ima li Gazde, negde ovde?
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Pretpostavljam da ne, verovatno
negde stvara novi Univerzum...
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...ili ga je završio do sad.
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Ali, ozbiljno, narode...
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Je li to Duke, - John Wayne ovde?
Nije to valjda on?
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Slušaj, drugar, ako ima ièeg,
što ja radim...
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...a da misliš da je imalo smešno,
molim te, kaži mi to. OK?
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Hoæu reæi, pošalji mi telegram,
ili tako nešto, ha?
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Znam šta je, ovo je predstava da
se oraspolože - gluvi, slepi i nemi...
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Je li tako?
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I ja sam bio transeksualac, jednom,
ali sam to - prevazišao.
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Postao sam,
anonimni transeksualac.
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Dodjem na sastanak, i pojave
se dve osobe suprotnog pola...
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A ja sam bio - obadve.
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Hej, gledajte i slušajte?
Ubijte tog bubnjara, hoæete li !
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Ubijte ga!
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Šta kažete na to?
Sve maèke su otišle u 50-te?
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Pa...
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Šta vi želite?
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Želite li više tradicionalne stvari,
etnièki humor, ili šta?
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Prièaj nam o onome, kad si
onu devojku poslao u bolnicu.
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Izvrsno.
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Voleo sam je, i baš kad sam
mislio, da sve ide kako treba...
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Hajde, prièaj nam o tome,
kako si devojku smestio u bolnicu.
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Slušajte, pa ovo je šou,
zabava, zar ne?
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Ne želite da slušate o meni,
kako sam prebio prostitutku.
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Volite bolesne šale, ha?
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Daæu vam...
Bila su ta dva...
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Dva divna sijamska blizanca.
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...otišli da igraju polo. A agent sa
drvenom nogom je nagazio na njih...
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Preko njih, znate...
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Ne volite polo taèku?
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Zašto si devojku ostavio u sobi,
zašto nisi pozvao Hitnu?
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Moja reputacija je bila u pitanju,
slušajte, ne ponosim se time.
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Imam lošu narav, posebno
kada sam naduvan.
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Što mu dodje, èešæe sam
naduvan - nego normalan.
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Dobro, priznajem,
ja sam propalica.
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A šta se desilo devojci?
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Ništa.
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Istinu!
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Slomio sam joj vilicu, na 3 mesta.
Morala je da se operiše.
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A šta je sa Dave-om,
Znaš ga, Dave?
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Tip koji je pokušao da te upuca,
onaj koji je izazvao nesreæu?
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Da li je on negde tu?
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Prièaj nam o njemu.
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Šta ima da se prièa? On je
komièar, koji se bori za život.
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Još gore, oženjeni mladi
komièar, koji se bori za opstanak.
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Kako si ga upoznao?
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U jednom od klubova komedije,
pitao me za savet...
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...pa sam mu ga dao.
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Pokazao mi je taèku, dao
sam mu par smernica...
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...a par delova sam pozajmio.
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Pozajmio?
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Ukrao sam,
Ukrao sam mu celu taèku!
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Hoæeš reæi, nisi mu
ništa platio, za nju?
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Ne, zašto bi?
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Njegova reè - protiv moje.
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Bio je previše stidljiv, nije nikada
izveo tu taèku javno, u klubu.
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Bio je, kako da kažem,
prava ovca za šišanje.
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A to je bilo smešno?
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Èekaj, dok ne èuju
kako ti je umrla majka.
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Ne!
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Majku... Majku... Majku...
Majku... Majku... Majku...
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- Majku... Majku... Majku...
- Ok. Ok!
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Vidite, moja majka nije
bila baš - divna.
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Uvek se žalila, na sve.
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Pa sam je izbacio iz kuæe...
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...vratila se da živi u Filadelfiji.
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Tamo je prilièno hladno.
Mama se razbolela.
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Veoma se razbolela.
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Mama je umrla...
od prirodnog uzroka.
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Ha, "prirodnog" ?
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Ok, hipotermija,
rekao je doktor.
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Smrznula se, na smrt.
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To je smešno?
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Èuješ li to? Èuješ li?
Ti si hit, ubio si ih, ubio si ih!
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Ubio sam sebe.
Mislim, da æe mi pozliti.
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Zašto?
Svidela im se tvoja taèka!
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Nije im se svidela moja taèka,
veæ - ja.
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Ja ne volim sebe,
èak nisam sebi ni simpatièan.
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Ja sam užasna osoba.
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Kako god, od sada æeš biti,
zauzeta osoba...
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Rasprodao sam te.
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A gde?
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Ovde. 3 predstave na noæ.
7 noæi nedeljno.
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Šta da radim?
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Ono što si upravo uradio.
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Tvoju životnu prièu,
reè po reè, ja... ja...
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Nikada nisam èuo,
toliki smeh, u toj sali.
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Misliš, svake noæi
moram iæi tamo...
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...i prièati im o gadostima koje sam
radio u svom životu?
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Iznova i iznova?
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Ponovljati to stalno,
zauvek?
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Hej, zauvek je
jako dugo, deèko.
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Ali, potpisao sam za dva eona.
A posle æemo videti, ok?
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Moram se postarati za neki posao,
vidimo se kasnije, ok?
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Imaš stalnu sobu, tamo nazad.
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Ima kadu, frižider, wc,
praonicu, šta god ti treba...
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Pranje veša je
unutar kuæe, da znaš.
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Znaš šta, navratiæu sutra,
da ruèamo zajedno, ok?
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Naruèi neku hranu u sobu,
samo okreni 666...
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...i doneæe ti šta god hoæeš.
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Bilo šta, osim brijaèa.
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Hej, mali, èestitam ti,
Biæeš prava zvezda !
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Èujmo sad, dame i gospodo,
veliki aplauz za Billy Diamond-a.
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Besnog tipa, koji æe vas
zasmejavati, dok ne zaboli stomak.
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Poèeo u Hollywood-u,
i Las Vegas-u, sada igra ulogu...
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...na ostrvima, Zone Sumraka.
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