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Yes, get his dry
cleaning on Wednesday.
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If you do it Thursday,
find a time machine
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and go back to Wednesday.
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He wants his coffee
at 9, 12 and 4,
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but really he means 8, 11
and 3 with almond milk.
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And he won't eat almonds.
He only drinks them.
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You got that?
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Because if you don't,
he's going to fire you
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and ask me to assist him again
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and for my mental health,
I refuse.
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Right.
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And when he yells at you,
we do have a cry closet.
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[sobbing]
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Wait, um, wait,
I'm still stuck on almonds?
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Ryan, this is your
new assistant.
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Is the quarter
three shareholders'
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presentation scheduled?
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Yep, this is Amala.
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Did Nicole RSVP?
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Okay, this is Amala.
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She'll be replacing me
because I'm moving desk.
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Nicole with a C, not a K?
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You fired Nikole with a K
because it had a K.
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Yeah, Ks are stupid.
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Okay, Amala has your coffee.
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Coffee, yes, with a C.
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She has it right here.
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Coffee, let's go.
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Here, sir, I have
your coffee with almond.
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Mistress.
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Sit. Now.
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Don't forget, sexual harassment
meeting end of day today.
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Okay?
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I've got some weird vibes.
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That's my coffee.
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It's not my coffee now.
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Mistress, permission to speak?
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Don't call me that here.
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And don't talk
when I'm thinking.
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Yes, Mistress.
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I mean...
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I was going to say
yes, Mistress.
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Of course, Mistress,
but this is my office.
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I'm your boss.
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Oh, yeah.
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[knocking]
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[mutters]
Get it.
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Oh, because I work here.
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-You work here.
-Okay.
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Jesus.
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Ryan's office.
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Mercedes' hallway.
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Look, I almost forgot
to give you this.
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It's a list of Ryan's
instructions, all his rules.
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Laminated, page 13.
He wants everything laminated.
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He is so anal.
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But these are just like
suggestions though, right?
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I'm gonna pretend like
you didn't just say that.
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Good luck to you because
he is such an alpha.
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Oh.
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Uh...
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So you should probably
quit, right?
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And give up dental?
Fuck you. You quit.
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Fuck no.
Sorry.
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I just, I've been working
here for nine years.
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I could find a new dom.
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No.
You're like half my income.
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And besides,
you're not a creep.
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You're never late.
We have a good thing going.
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Oh, I'm a bad boy.
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Ah.
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This is still a huge conflict
of interest, Mistress.
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I mean, I know.
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See, we got to go tell HR.
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Oh, God, do we have to?
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Yes, we're required to report
all inter-office relationships.
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All right. Fine.
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Okay.
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Go. I don't know where
we're going.
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Okay. All right.
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Just started working here.
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It's my fault.
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So just, you know, try to be
delicate about the whole BDSM.
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-Whatever.
-Dominatrix stuff.
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I'm just.
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-You all right?
-Yeah.
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-You sure?
-Shouldn't be there.
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Um...
Sheila's very old fashioned.
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Okay.
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[gasps]
Mis--
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Whoa!
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Oh, Mistress.
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Sheila?
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This is wild,
because that's like
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the other half of my income.
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Oh!
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Goddess, I wasn't expecting
to serve you
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at my place of business.
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Well, um, I'm actually
working here now, too.
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Yes, I am Ryan's
new assistant.
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And here is how
you can serve me.
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We are here to tell
you that we're in a,
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what did you call it?
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-Inter-office relationship.
-That, yes.
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So he's my sub.
I'm his Dom.
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And this is us letting you know.
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Oh, well, I'll need
to transfer your desk,
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because you can't
report to your sub.
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What? No, no, no.
I mean, we're cool.
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-No, no, no.
-No, it's fine.
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No, I must escalate this.
It's protocol.
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How dare you speak
to me like that, peasant?
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Yes, Mistress.
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Now that that's settled,
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I gotta get out of this
pigsty of an office.
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Clean it up, slut.
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-With your hands, Sheila.
-Damn.
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Don't have to
be all gross.
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Sorry, Mistress.
Of course, Mistress.
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Oh, Ryan. Yeah?
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While I have you,
did Amala complete
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the sexual harassment training?
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Oh.
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Yeah, she'll get
right on that.
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Yeah.
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Okay, well,
I think that'll be fine.
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We'll just keep
things separate.
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-And professional.
-Yeah.
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-All right.
-Okay.
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[sighs]
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All right.
Good night, Ryan.
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Oh, no.
We're staying late.
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Q3 presentation
still needs work.
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-You're the boss.
-Yeah.
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Who's the boss?
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Who is?
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Who's the boss?
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[muffled shouting]
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What?
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You say Tony Danza?
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I did.
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Ah!
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Did you get a chance
to look at the proposal
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for the Fisher account?
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I'm a little tied up right now.
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Do you have time
to look at them now?
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Yeah, okay.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Tell me when to...
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You can turn it.
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-Okay.
-That's good.
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That's, uh, you spelled
weather wrong.
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Well, is it the one with the age
or the one about the sky?
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-The sky.
-Shit.
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-Yeah.
-Okay, I'll fix that.
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Okay, that's upside down.
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That's how it goes.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Fuck, the shareholder printouts!
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Here they are.
All laminated.
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Hey, Ryan, did you
want the Q3 analysis
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by today or by end of day?
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Please be professional.
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Oh, and make sure
Nicole's on that email.
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Yeah, yeah.
Nicole with a C, got it.
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Hate Ks.
Sorry.
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Quarter three.
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Where are the quarter
three figures?
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Where are the...
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Are we missing a slide?
We're missing a slide!
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Push the meeting.
Push it.
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What?
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No, everybody already
already RSVPed.
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Push the meeting.
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No, I had to send out avails,
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and then I had to
send out more avails
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when the first
avails didn't work.
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There was security and
parking passes and...
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That is your job, okay?
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It's not perfect, so we're
going to have to push it.
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You listen here,
you little bitch.
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You think that you're in
charge in your little office?
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I own your ass.
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So I want you to take your ass,
which I own,
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out there, and give
the goddamn presentation.
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Do you understand?
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Yes.
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Yes, what?
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Yes, mistress.
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Good boy.
All right.
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Oh.
We got there.
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What I can promise you
is that Q3
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is going to make
Q2 look like Q1. You know?
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Knock it out of the park.
Baseball.
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Mistress, I've been a bad girl.
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I escalated it.
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Do what you must.
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Oh, shit.
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Okay, so Q4.
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Sheila, get the fuck
out of here.
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I only answer to my mistress.
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Go.
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We're having fun, right?
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It's Q4.
Let's talk about Q4.
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Yeah.
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God, I wish I had
a PowerPoint.
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Wow.
HR's HR.
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I always thought
they were a myth.
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Mercedes, send them in.
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Girl, you is freaky,
and I like it.
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Okay.
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You see, here, we are a
publicly traded company,
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which means behavior
like this could sink us,
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and that's why I need to
know what were you thinking...
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Mistress.
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Uh, okay, so maybe you're
like a third of my income?
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Yes, I'm so sorry.
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Come on.
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Don't look at me.
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I didn't mean to look at you,
and I'm so sorry.
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-Look at the wall.
-Yes.
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-Me?
-No. Yes.
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-That wall?
-The other wall.
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Okay.
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This way?
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Find a way to look at a wall
without looking at me.
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Yes.
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Me?
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-Sure.
-Okay.
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I just want to say that
I'm so sorry,
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that you were behaving okay,
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and it will be okay.
I'll figure it out.
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Turn away.
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Yes.
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-Look down.
-Uh-huh.
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-Stand up straight.
-Okay.
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-Not too straight.
-Okay. Okay.
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Stop moaning!
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Find a way to not look at me
but also not look out a window.
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Marker.
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I think it's just the hottest
room we've ever been in.
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Cut.
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I need the figures.
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Am I going?
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I gotta boner.
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[laughing]
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[muffled shouting]
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[laughing]
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-Sorry, Mistress.
-Sorry, Mistress.
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This is off the rails.
Both of you shut up.
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[laughing]
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Watch the plant.
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[laughing]
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Even freaks need water.
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Even freaks need water.
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[sobbing]
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We still need the figures.
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Oh, God.
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[laughing]
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-May I look at you?
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-No.
-Okay.
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-Stand up straight.
-Okay.
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-Not too straight.
-Okay.
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Don't smile.
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Can you come back
and hit me again?
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