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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:11,074 Subtitle edited By @UCALANCHE 3 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:09,778 Ooh. 4 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:23,917 # I woke up in a stupor # 5 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,627 # Guess it's time to face the pooper # 6 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,129 # Sometimes I feel like Superman # 7 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:30,382 # Sometimes I'm just recuperating # 8 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:31,925 # Yeah # 9 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,221 # My head Is twisting in its cage # 10 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,056 # My mind feels like a twenty gauge # 11 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,683 # Hope it's just a passing stage # 12 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,101 # My heart's not red, it's beige # 13 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,478 # It's days like this that burn me # 14 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,815 # Turn me inside out and learn me # 15 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:50,903 # Not to tell you anything I think I know # 16 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,071 # But I think I'll tell you all that I know # 17 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,865 # Tried to tell you all about it # 18 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,617 # Thought you might've heard, I doubt it # 19 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,620 # Every day's a waste I know, and every day's a funeral # 20 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,205 # Cutting out, I'm feeling lost # 21 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,831 # Lost my mind, I'm Mr. Frost # 22 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,499 # Collected all the evidence, I'm off the edge # 23 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,918 # I'm on the fence # 24 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,128 # It's days like this that burn me # 25 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:10,172 # Turn me inside out and learn me # 26 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,174 Hello. Hello 27 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:14,718 - So... Wait Hey Hey - What? 28 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,512 You're such a rogue. Gimme that. 29 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,680 - No! - Gimme that. 30 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,850 Hey... hey! Hey! Hey! 31 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,102 # I want to sink to the bottom of the ocean # 32 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,188 - Hey! Hey! - Hey? 33 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,941 # With you till I'm gone # 34 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:33,195 # At the bottom of the big blue sea # 35 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:35,280 # Just you and me # 36 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:42,412 # At the bottom of the big blue sea # 37 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,541 Hey, baby. Baby! 38 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:49,378 Turn it off. Ugh! Turn it off! 39 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,547 - Turn it off! 40 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:58,846 Do you think this is a joke? 41 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,806 When I come home tonight, we're gonna talk about this... 42 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:01,974 'cause this is not working. 43 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,768 You want to push it even further? 44 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,854 Whatever. This is ridiculous. 45 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,109 # Turn me inside out and learn me # 46 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:16,822 # Not to tell you anything I think I know # 47 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:19,908 # But I think I tell you more than I know # 48 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:23,579 # I don't want to be alone, I want to be a stone # 49 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,707 # I want to sink to the bottom of the ocean # 50 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,000 # And lie there, lie there with you # 51 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:33,005 # Lie there with you till I'm gone # 52 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,148 It happened again... 53 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,774 last night. 54 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:56,278 - Ohh. - Mmm. 55 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,905 It's hard to explain. 56 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,365 It starts out like an earthquake... 57 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:05,204 And I look over at the girl next to me... 58 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,873 and whoever she is, she's not Nicole. 59 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,628 And all I feel is emptiness. 60 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,297 And that's when it happens. 61 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:20,969 This great big black hole... 62 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,138 opens up over my head. 63 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,307 Again with the black hole. 64 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:29,144 - Yeah. 65 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,898 It's nothing but vast emptiness. 66 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:37,027 - And then what? - I panic. 67 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,415 - Unh! 68 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:03,345 You gotta help me. You gotta... 69 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,596 light a candle for me or something. 70 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,806 I'm not lighting a candle... 71 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,266 so you can feel better about getting laid. 72 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,767 That's not what this is about. 73 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,688 Look, it's been six months since Nicole dumped you. 74 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,982 And you're running around feeling sorry for yourself... 75 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,275 screwing every woman in sight. 76 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,402 You want me to tell you it's OK, that God forgives you... 77 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,904 but at some point, it's not OK, and he doesn't forgive you! 78 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,072 What kind of advice is that? 79 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,866 If you don't like my advice, go see a real priest. 80 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,618 How will you be a real priest if you can't follow the rules? 81 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,083 Besides, you're... 82 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,878 you're the only priest I know who happens to be my brother. 83 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,964 And you're only a year away from being a real priest anyway. 84 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,091 Two years. Look, what you need to do... 85 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:44,595 is deal with your emotions and stop screwing around. 86 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:48,265 What I don't need is a lecture from you, dick. 87 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,186 You're the dick 88 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:57,191 No. That sounds great. That sounds incredible. 89 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:00,152 Uh-huh. We'll probably have to bump a few things... 90 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:03,155 from our schedule, but we can make it happen for tonight. 91 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,032 Yeah. Matt and I will definitely be there tonight. 92 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,575 We're putting our bells on right now. 93 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:10,621 OK. All right. Bye-bye. 94 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:14,041 - I can't go. - What are you talking about? 95 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,959 I just don't feel like it right now. 96 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,419 You don't fe... Look! 97 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,963 I know you're still trying to work out your Nicole issues... 98 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,591 with the big black hole, but trust me, trust me... 99 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,218 I don't have any Nicole issues. 100 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:28,013 Hi. I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole... 101 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,724 that infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months. 102 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,434 And she's hot, Matt. I don't mind looking at her. 103 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:33,602 I'm just saying you have issues. 104 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:34,937 These are not issues. 105 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,480 Do you still think about her when you jerk off? 106 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,816 Anyway, I've got something that's gonna make it all better. 107 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:43,278 Those two girls we met in Tahoe... 108 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,073 in town for one night and one night only. 109 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:50,911 Don't say no yet. No, don't say no. No, no, no. 110 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:54,540 "I want to come. They're hot. I want pussy." 111 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,707 Oh, yeah! 112 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,969 - Hi. - Hi. 113 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,136 How are you doing? 114 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,847 - Good. - Good. 115 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,473 - You? - Excellent. 116 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:13,517 Good. 117 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,061 Mmm. Waiter? 118 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:22,276 This isn't Absolut Vodka. I ordered Absolut. 119 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:25,362 - Yes, it is. - Are you calling me a liar? 120 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,739 I'll bring you another one. 121 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,203 Sorry. I hope I didn't come off as mean. 122 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:37,291 No, no, no. You know what you want. 123 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:38,876 That's a good thing, right? 124 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:42,337 Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I do. 125 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,048 I know exactly what I want. 126 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,059 Mmm. 127 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:02,900 Unh! 128 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,027 Oh! 129 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,195 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 130 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,447 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 131 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,616 - I'll be right back, OK? - OK. 132 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,995 - Get it together. 133 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:19,416 Hey. Throw me a magnum for my magnum, big boy? 134 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,668 - Yeah. - Thank you. 135 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:25,255 Hey, have you ever noticed the crack on my ceiling? 136 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:28,550 Dude, you're action-packed with issues. 137 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:32,221 I can't do this anymore. I can't do it. 138 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:34,389 What, does Johnny not want to come out and play? 139 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,684 No. Johnny... Johnny's fine, OK? 140 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,395 It's... I'm all fucked up. 141 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,232 All right, here's what you're gonna do. 142 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,192 You're gonna strap a helmet on Big John... 143 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,486 put him in the game and he will play his little heart out. 144 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,029 OK? He'll put up big numbers for you. 145 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,615 You're gonna forget about the cracks in the ceiling... 146 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,200 forget about Nicole. 147 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:57,204 Go out and give your star player the support he needs. 148 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,790 - Right? - Right. 149 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,625 Helmet. 150 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,961 Oh, God! Yes! Ohh! 151 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,671 Oh! Oh! 152 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,549 Oh, come with me. Come with me. Are you ready? 153 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,592 - Almost. - Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 154 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:13,762 Oh, yes! Oh! 155 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:19,977 - What are you looking at? - Nothing. Nothing. 156 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,604 - I'm... Unh. - Oh! Oh! 157 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,607 Oh! Oh, yeah! 158 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:30,612 Are you with me? I'm close. I'm close. 159 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:33,991 Unh! Oh! Oh, God! 160 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,993 - Ready? - Now? 161 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,995 Now! Ohh! 162 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,580 Ohh. 163 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:48,964 Ohhhh! 164 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:52,301 Ohhhh! 165 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,094 Unh. 166 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,555 Oh-ho! 167 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,765 Ohh. 168 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,518 Ahh. 169 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,770 What the fuck was that? 170 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,315 W-what? 171 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,735 - Did you come? - Yeah. 172 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,570 No, you didn't. You faked it. 173 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:15,282 No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can. 174 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,909 - You faked it. - Hey. 175 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,538 Hey. Hey. 176 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,876 Let go! 177 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:29,796 - Show me. - Show you what? 178 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,341 You know. The stuff. 179 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,676 This is ridiculous. 180 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,553 What are you hiding? 181 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:40,182 Nothing. Just give me second, OK? 182 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,479 - Ow! 183 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:48,148 - Just a sec. 184 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,904 Here we go. Use anything. 185 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:56,698 - What's going on? - I need something. 186 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,618 Anything that looks like semen. OK? 187 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,161 Something that looks like semen? 188 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,040 What is going on out there? 189 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,879 Fuck! 190 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:16,385 Eww. You are such a bad liar. 191 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,644 - Hey, Duncan. 192 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,605 - Thanks a lot, man. - What's up, Matt? 193 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,816 - What's up, man? - Chris. 194 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,402 Heard you tried to leave one in the chamber last night. 195 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,196 - Where'd you hear that? - internet. 196 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:39,074 It's all on the internet nowadays, you know. 197 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,701 This is an internet company. 198 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,369 And Ryan has a big mouth, huh? 199 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,330 - Morning, ladies. - Hmm. 200 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,586 So, you in on the basketball pool or what? 201 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,879 What's the line on that game anyway? 202 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,007 I'll talk to the bagel guy when he gets here. 203 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,384 What does the bagel guy have to do with this? 204 00:11:57,426 --> 00:12:00,262 The bagel guy knows everything. The dude's incredible. 205 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,389 Then how come can't he get here on time with the bagels? 206 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,311 - Appreciate it. - Is that what I think it is? 207 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,563 - Don't worry. - Can I see it? 208 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:14,109 Hey. Dude, it's just been one of those days, you know? 209 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,736 Yes, I do. 210 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,655 I got held up at this import- export place in Chinatown. 211 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,657 Some party. 212 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,910 - Golden Spear? - That's the one. 213 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,537 Their mimosas they make there are strong. 214 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,456 Go straight to your head. Blbbh. 215 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,460 I used to know someone who worked there. 216 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,462 You know Tatiana? 217 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,214 Yeah, I know Tatiana. She's nice. 218 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,548 No, she's not nice. She's hot. 219 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,634 I'd hit that. And how about Merj? 220 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,219 Yeah, I know Merj. 221 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,721 And what about that really hot chick that got engaged? 222 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,515 That was funny. 223 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,933 What really hot chick got engaged? 224 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:50,187 The expediter chick. You know, real slinky. 225 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,439 - What's her name? - Nicole? 226 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:53,732 Nicole. That's it. 227 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,734 Man, she knows the guy, like, two weeks. 228 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,153 She goes to France, she comes back, she's engaged. 229 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,572 Now, she is spontaneous combustion hot. 230 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,742 - I would definitely hit that. 231 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:07,371 How do you know it's Nicole... N-Nicole that got engaged? 232 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,831 Dude, that's what the banner said at the party. 233 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,959 "Congratulations Nicole." 234 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,794 Whew. I can't believe it... 235 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,671 because that girl, you can't even look right at her. 236 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,216 She's so hot you need one of those eclipse-watching things... 237 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:22,010 just to look directly at her, she's so radiantly hot! 238 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,721 It makes me want to just throw her down, you know... 239 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,224 and just- You know what I mean? 240 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,101 Yeah. 241 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,978 I'm glad we can connect on that. 242 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,023 Later, pimp. 243 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,568 - Later. - Rrr! 244 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,788 Hey, Matt... 245 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,832 Matt? 246 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,917 You... you all right? 247 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,222 - Unh! - Oh! Oh! 248 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,517 - Oh, God. I am so sorry. - it๏ฟฝs OK. it๏ฟฝs OK. 249 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,519 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 250 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,897 Is there anything I can do to make it better? 251 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,316 Um... 252 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,943 anything? 253 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:05,155 Again? Another girl already? 254 00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:09,409 - It๏ฟฝs not even the weekend. - I know, I know. 255 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:13,372 She met someone. Nicole's getting married. 256 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,334 I'm sorry. 257 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:19,795 I mean, what can I do? 258 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:23,423 - Tell me what I can do. - I don't know what to tell you. 259 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,385 This isn't really a problem I know much about. 260 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,138 Listen, isn't part of the priestly thing... 261 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,391 giving relationship advice? 262 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,893 Relationship advice, yes. 263 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,062 Sex advice, no. 264 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,773 Part of the priestly thing, and stop calling it that... 265 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,233 is not to have sex, remember? 266 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,694 It๏ฟฝs funny. I didn't say a thing about sex. 267 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,946 - Sure you did. - No, I didn't. 268 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,866 I guess thinking about sex is part of the priestly thing. 269 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,033 At least for some. 270 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:53,078 - Get out. - Fine. 271 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:02,754 - Good morning, Matt. - Morning, father. 272 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,506 What's with the purple banners? 273 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:07,342 Lent. Starts today. 274 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,928 Going to be a long forty days this year. 275 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,264 I'm giving up my one vice... 276 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:15,017 those precious little Madeleine cookies... 277 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,603 dipped in a starbucks mocha. 278 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:21,815 It's so hard giving up what you love the most. 279 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:29,156 I've got it! Jesus Christ, John, I've got an answer! 280 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:30,490 And the question is? 281 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:31,867 - Nicole. - Again? 282 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,828 No sex for Lent... for forty days. 283 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,872 If I can do that, then everything will be OK. 284 00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,165 That isn't what Lent is. 285 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:41,376 Lent is about sacrifice and growth through self-denial. 286 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,586 Lent is to remember... 287 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:45,547 How Christ felt during the fast in the desert. 288 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,341 I grew up in the same house as you, moron. 289 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,760 But when it comes down to it, that's exactly what this is. 290 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,970 This is growth, this is self-denial... 291 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:55,182 and this is sacrifice. 292 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:58,393 Dude! 293 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,187 It's not that simple, Matt. Trust me. 294 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:01,396 It is that... 295 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,568 You're right. 296 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,947 You're totally right. 297 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,699 Sex alone is not enough. 298 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,202 It has to be sex and all things sex-like. 299 00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:17,246 You'll never be able to do that. 300 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,997 Just listen, here's the plan. 301 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,750 One... no sex. 302 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,586 Two... no sexual intimacy of any kind. 303 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,047 No nibbling, no biting, no scratching. 304 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,843 No sucking, no fondling. None of that. 305 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,595 And three... 306 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,181 no masturbation. 307 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,141 You won't last a week. 308 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,018 Oh, you're wrong, brother. 309 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,396 I'm gonna go the distance. 310 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:51,321 Mmm # 311 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,240 # Then I was grown to be a man # 312 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,908 # Grown to be a man # 313 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,618 # And the devil would call my name # 314 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,495 # Grown to be a man # 315 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,914 # I said, "Who do"# 316 00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:03,500 # "Who do you think you're foolin'?"# 317 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,085 # Grown to be a man # 318 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,172 # I can snatch a little purity # 319 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,591 # My mama loved me # 320 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,259 # She loved me # 321 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,970 # She got down on her knees and hugged me # 322 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:18,015 # And she loved me like a rock # 323 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,433 # Whoa, yeah # 324 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:23,937 # Rocked me like the rock of ages and loved me # 325 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,315 # She loved me, loved me, loved me # 326 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,941 # Loved me like a rock # 327 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,985 # My mama loves me # 328 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,987 # Loves me like a rock # 329 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,072 Your brother looks happy. 330 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,909 He's just taken a vow of celibacy. 331 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,911 Oh. 332 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,370 Oh, dear. 333 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,426 # Live, baby, live # 334 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:56,720 # Now that the day is over # 335 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:02,142 # I got a new sensation # 336 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:06,813 # In perfect moments # 337 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:11,985 # So impossible to refuse # 338 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:19,535 # Sleep, baby, sleep # 339 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,454 # Now that the night is over # 340 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:27,918 # And the sun comes like a God # 341 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,379 # Into our room # 342 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,757 Whoo. Dude. 343 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,759 # All perfect light and prom... # 344 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,303 Dude. 345 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,805 What the fuck is that? 346 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:43,517 This is a 1966 Karmann Ghia coupe. 347 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:44,685 When I'm finished with that, I'm gonna do... 348 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,771 the Caterham super seven cycle-fender special. 349 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,860 We're going out tonight. There's this club... 350 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,486 Remember that Australian chick... Jennifer Moss? 351 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,363 She's got friends visiting from Sydney. 352 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,865 Can't. I have laundry. 353 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,660 Do you know why they call it down under, Matt? 354 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,412 I still can't. 355 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,665 Do you realize how much time we waste thinking about girls? 356 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,920 You want some alone time in the apartment for jerking off. 357 00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:14,006 That's cool. I can do that. That's cool. 358 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,092 I'll tell 'em you said hi. 359 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,425 Ohh. 360 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:06,767 Do you have change for two dollars? 361 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,747 Excuse me. I forgot something to read. 362 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,541 Do you mind if I borrow this? 363 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,793 Thanks. 364 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:40,926 A lovers' rendezvous. 365 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,557 You... you underline words that you don't know... 366 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:47,683 and then look them up later? 367 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:51,186 Right? And you underlined "tryst"... 368 00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,981 which is a meeting of lovers. 369 00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:59,278 I do that, too, so... 370 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:12,332 Matt? 371 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,877 It was on the cover of the magazine. 372 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:18,797 Can I borrow a sheet of fabric softener? 373 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,011 Thanks. 374 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:40,485 It's been really fun almost chatting with you. 375 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,614 Same time next week? 376 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,826 OK. Bye. 377 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:58,504 You are way ahead of schedule. 378 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,465 If I were you, I'd give me something else to do quick. 379 00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:02,841 What about the Willow and Smart account? 380 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,092 Think you can handle that? 381 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:05,594 I know window treatments aren't the sexiest... 382 00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:08,388 Oh, no, no. Doesn't bother me at all. 383 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,266 Good. You'll be designing the entire webpage. 384 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:14,770 OK. 385 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:29,284 Hey, Ryan. What's happening? 386 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:32,621 # Turn off the lights # 387 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:36,083 Do you know how many hours I spent... 388 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,709 Iooking for my Temple of Poon tape? 389 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,420 One. That's a long time to be looking for porn, Matt. 390 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,005 What the fuck is going on here? 391 00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:46,760 One... you can't do it. 392 00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,555 You can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you. 393 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,015 No man can do it. It goes against nature. 394 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,977 The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. 395 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,687 You're gonna piss off the seeds, man! 396 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:58,981 You're gonna... It goes against science! 397 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,315 You want to be the guy who goes against science? 398 00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:03,569 And two? 399 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,404 Two... are you out of your fucking mind? 400 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,114 You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich! 401 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,740 You think you can go forty days? 402 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:11,827 Four... You... This isn't normal! 403 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:18,500 - She got engaged, Ryan. 404 00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:21,795 Nicole got engaged. 405 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,130 Well... 406 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:29,011 I knew that. I knew that. l... I didn't tell you... 407 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,220 just because I thought you'd get pissed off. 408 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:31,388 I'm sorry. I should have told you. 409 00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:32,723 I had to hear it from the bagel guy! 410 00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:35,142 - Does that guy know everything? - You should have told me! 411 00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:36,977 I know that. I completely should have told you. 412 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:40,314 I'm sorry. Just explain this to me, though, all right? 413 00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:45,068 Nicole gets engaged, you decide to take a vow of abstinence. 414 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:47,529 Haven't you gotten to the point where you need to take a break? 415 00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:52,492 Yes! Look, Matt, I swear off girls once a week. 416 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,494 Then, before you know it, it's morning. 417 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:55,787 That's part of the game. 418 00:24:55,829 --> 00:24:58,207 Did your brother put you up to this or something? 419 00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:00,542 You know what? He's about as supportive as you are. 420 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:03,420 What do you care anyway? This doesn't affect you in any way. 421 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:08,217 You... 422 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:10,636 This affects everyone. 423 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,429 Right now, the pot is at two hundred. 424 00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:15,057 It's a minimum bet of $50 a day, which goes into the pot. 425 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:17,434 If your day's the day, you win the pot, less expenses... 426 00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:19,811 and a bottle of champagne. 427 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,314 If more than one person bets on the winning day... 428 00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:24,066 they split the pot according to the percentage... 429 00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,985 of the day's total bets that have been placed. 430 00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:29,863 I go forty days without sex all the time. 431 00:25:29,905 --> 00:25:31,949 But, dude, you spank it. 432 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,116 - No jerkin' off? - True. 433 00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,410 Yeah. That's why my money's on today. 434 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,496 There are two things to bet on... 435 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:41,458 one... will it be with some girl? 436 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:47,965 Two... will it be some lonely night down the stretch? Pbbt. 437 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:53,554 How will we know that, exactly? 438 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,682 Well, I can't tell you everything... 439 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,768 but I can tell you that there is somebody on the inside. 440 00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:01,353 Yep. Like Ryan. 441 00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:02,729 OK, so Matt doesn't know anything? 442 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:05,315 No, no, no, no. 443 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:08,944 That is very important... key. 444 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:12,489 This is great. I mean, this is crazy great. 445 00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:16,243 Everything is so much simpler when there's no sex involved. 446 00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:19,204 I think this is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 447 00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:21,331 You're starting to feel it, aren't you? 448 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,208 What? 449 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:26,670 The abstinence... it's starting to get under your skin. 450 00:26:26,712 --> 00:26:30,257 No. Not at all. I'm fine. 451 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:35,179 You know what I gave up for Lent? 452 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:39,183 Meat. Why don't you try something like that? 453 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,435 Trust me. Celibacy takes years... 454 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:43,645 of commitment, character, and discipline... 455 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:46,148 which, quite frankly, are not your best traits. 456 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:48,650 You think you're the only one with a little willpower? 457 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,611 A little willpower? 458 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,696 If you can do this, I can do this. 459 00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:55,115 You have no idea. 460 00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:56,617 What is so hard about forty days? 461 00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:57,784 They're guys. 462 00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,704 To them, forty minutes is like an eternity. 463 00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:01,872 They're like animals. 464 00:27:01,914 --> 00:27:05,042 Their entire lives revolve around their penises. 465 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,294 How many days do you think he'll last? 466 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:11,215 Days? Mm-mmm, girl. Watch this. 467 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:15,385 Uh-oh. 468 00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:16,595 You are so bad. 469 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,193 - Hi. - Hi. 470 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:36,156 Did you, um, do these layouts? 471 00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:38,659 I helped on them, kind of. 472 00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:43,580 These are amazing. 473 00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:47,042 Thanks. 474 00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:51,672 You're like this totally amazing layout guy. 475 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:54,967 Something's happening. Behind me. 476 00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:00,556 - OK, come here. - Oh, no. 477 00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:05,727 Hey, I have a big layout problem. 478 00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,190 You do? 479 00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:11,984 Can you keep a secret? 480 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:14,069 Yeah. 481 00:28:17,239 --> 00:28:18,824 Oh, goodness. 482 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,246 I have this tattoo of a butterfly... 483 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:26,331 on the inside of my thigh. 484 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:28,333 Yes, you do. 485 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,711 And I want to get something on the other side... 486 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:33,714 but, um, I don't know what to get. 487 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,800 Any ideas? 488 00:28:36,842 --> 00:28:38,302 I don't know. 489 00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:40,429 I was thinking about... 490 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,264 like a cute little pussycat or something. 491 00:28:42,306 --> 00:28:45,058 Do you like pussy... cats, Matt? 492 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,685 Yeah. 493 00:28:46,727 --> 00:28:48,770 'Cause if you're not doing anything later... 494 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:51,190 you should come over and help me pick one out. 495 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,568 I can't. I mean, we can't... 496 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:57,613 because pussycats are mean to butterflies. 497 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,531 They don't like them. They dislike them very much... 498 00:28:59,573 --> 00:29:01,241 and hit them with their paws... 499 00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:02,743 and it hurts the little butterfly. 500 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:06,955 - Right. - Yeah. 501 00:29:06,997 --> 00:29:10,542 Well, OK, if you change your mind... 502 00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:15,797 Did she just Xerox her ass? 503 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:18,467 - What? - Get off me! 504 00:29:18,509 --> 00:29:21,929 Give me a call, OK? 505 00:29:32,523 --> 00:29:35,275 This is a photocopy of Candy's ass? 506 00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:38,237 Yep. 507 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:40,197 You're gonna call her, right? 508 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,535 Obviously, you're gonna call her. 509 00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:47,996 No. I'm not gonna call her. 510 00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:54,336 Ha ha! As soon as you don't want it, they can smell it. 511 00:29:54,378 --> 00:29:57,881 She photocopied her ass. She photocopied her own ass. 512 00:29:57,923 --> 00:29:59,091 You're doing a lot of laundry lately. 513 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:00,467 Didn't you just do it last week? 514 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,386 Just keeping it clean. 515 00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:07,015 Who is she? 516 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:11,019 Look, I'm not gonna sit in my room... 517 00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:12,688 and build models for the next forty days. 518 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:16,149 - Oh, you like her! - It's... it's not that. 519 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:17,943 No, no, no! Have a nice time. 520 00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:21,947 # Basically probability # 521 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:25,409 # Says that things gonna start with me # 522 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:27,870 # It's been so long # 523 00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:30,539 # On my shelf # 524 00:30:33,584 --> 00:30:38,630 # Train comes, I don't know its destination # 525 00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:46,221 # It's a one-way ticket to a bad, bad situation # 526 00:30:46,263 --> 00:30:47,973 Busted. 527 00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:51,018 # Train comes, I don't know... # 528 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:52,477 - Yeah. 529 00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:57,024 I thought I should tell you I can speak just fine. 530 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:03,780 They were all out of flowers. 531 00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:06,325 Yeah. That's cute. 532 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:09,161 I'm Matt. Officially. 533 00:31:09,203 --> 00:31:10,704 Officially Matt. 534 00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:13,749 Officially Erica. 535 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,250 Officially. 536 00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:17,628 So, you normally do your laundry on Friday nights? 537 00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,713 - Yeah. It's my new thing. - New thing? 538 00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:24,718 Well, there was a party... 539 00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:28,055 Don't you ever feel like you just keep meeting... 540 00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:30,849 the same exact people over and over? 541 00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:33,185 Like people that went to this kind of college... 542 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:35,062 And now work that kind of job, right? 543 00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:36,271 Yeah. 544 00:31:38,524 --> 00:31:40,901 I want to have a party with a list at the door... 545 00:31:40,901 --> 00:31:42,861 of all my friends and friends of friends... 546 00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:44,863 and if you're on that list... 547 00:31:44,905 --> 00:31:46,406 or you know somebody on that list... 548 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,200 then you cannot come in. 549 00:31:49,868 --> 00:31:53,539 How do you know I'm not on that list? 550 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,666 Nobody on that list would have talked to me... 551 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:57,334 like you did last week. 552 00:31:57,376 --> 00:31:59,086 Or not talked to me. 553 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:01,088 Fair enough, fair enough. 554 00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:07,886 So, what do you do for laundry money? 555 00:32:07,928 --> 00:32:10,430 I'm a cyber nanny. 556 00:32:10,472 --> 00:32:13,058 What... what's that? 557 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,727 I spend all day looking for pornography on the web. 558 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:18,272 All right, say you have a ten-year-old kid... 559 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:21,149 with an iMac and a browser, and she searches "Girlfriends"... 560 00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:23,610 and then gets lesbian mud wrestling. 561 00:32:23,652 --> 00:32:26,822 - Probably not the best thing. - But you can't avoid it. 562 00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:28,740 Like today, I ran a search for "sandbox"... 563 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:31,034 and got "eat my box"... 564 00:32:31,076 --> 00:32:33,287 "Sandy's hot box"... 565 00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:36,081 and my favorite, "vagina beach." 566 00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:41,753 My job is to find the site and block it out. 567 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:45,007 So, you have to look at these sex sites all day long? 568 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:47,092 Yeah. All day. 569 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:50,262 Drive you crazy after a while? 570 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:51,805 Yeah. Some days I think... 571 00:32:51,847 --> 00:32:53,849 that if I have to look at another blowjob I'll scream. 572 00:32:53,891 --> 00:32:57,853 God, yes. Same thing happens to me. 573 00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:02,399 What, you're going on a date with her? 574 00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:03,942 What, you're going on a date with her? 575 00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:06,737 Isn't that kind of getting in the way of your thing? 576 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:09,990 - No, not at all. - So you're not into her? 577 00:33:10,032 --> 00:33:11,491 Oh, I'm totally into her. 578 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:12,868 So how can you not want to fuck her? 579 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:14,703 Listen, you haven't heard a word I said. 580 00:33:14,745 --> 00:33:18,624 It's perfect the way it is, and she's amazing... 581 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:19,875 and we are totally connecting... 582 00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:22,961 and it's not a sexual thing, not for either of us. 583 00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:25,631 Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. 584 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:28,050 You can pass off two dates without a kiss as old-fashioned. 585 00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:29,384 You go three, and you're a homo. 586 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:33,555 Yeah, yeah, I can see that. 587 00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:36,099 Just got off the phone with the guy. 588 00:33:36,141 --> 00:33:39,019 There's a preliminary report... a date happening on Thursday. 589 00:33:39,061 --> 00:33:41,897 - What? Different girl? - Same girl. Different date. 590 00:33:41,939 --> 00:33:46,443 He is taking her on... the bus. 591 00:33:48,028 --> 00:33:49,655 On the bus where? 592 00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:54,910 Nowhere. That's the point. 593 00:33:54,952 --> 00:33:58,288 He just gets on the bus and goes around. 594 00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:00,666 Mmm. 595 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,169 If you want to get laid... 596 00:34:04,211 --> 00:34:06,338 you take a chick to a fancy restaurant. 597 00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:07,881 But if you really like her... 598 00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:09,508 you take her to your secret place. 599 00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:11,134 That's the bus for Matt. 600 00:34:11,176 --> 00:34:13,470 Yeah. Mine's the post office. 601 00:34:13,512 --> 00:34:15,556 I don't understand. So he's gonna get laid? 602 00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:17,266 - Why ask me questions? - I'll take Thursday. 603 00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:19,685 I like to take girls there, and I say, "Let's go postal." 604 00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:21,436 - Shut up! - Shut up! 605 00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:28,277 Are you gonna be OK with this guy? 606 00:34:28,318 --> 00:34:29,862 Yeah. He's great. 607 00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:33,448 - I'll be waiting up for you. - No, you won't. 608 00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:34,658 Oh, really? 609 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:36,535 If I bring this guy home tonight... 610 00:34:36,577 --> 00:34:38,912 you better make yourself scarce, and I'm not joking, Sam. 611 00:34:38,912 --> 00:34:41,832 - OK. Bye. - Bye. 612 00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:52,092 # I remember when I found out about chemistry # 613 00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:55,179 # It was a long, long way from here # 614 00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:57,472 # I was old enough to want it # 615 00:34:57,514 --> 00:35:00,142 # But younger than I wanted to be # 616 00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:03,687 # Suddenly, my mission was clear # 617 00:35:03,729 --> 00:35:07,774 # So for a while I conducted experiments # 618 00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:11,111 # And I was amazed by the things I learned # 619 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:13,864 # From the fine, fine girls # 620 00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:15,657 # Nothing but good intentions # 621 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:20,245 # And a bad tendency to get burned # 622 00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:24,249 # Ahh, all about chemistry # 623 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:28,045 # Won't you show me everything you know? # 624 00:35:28,086 --> 00:35:31,548 # Ahh, wonder what you'd do to me # 625 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:34,009 - There you go! - Ha! All right! 626 00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:36,053 Hmm. Told you. 627 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:38,013 So, did any other guys ever take you on a bus? 628 00:35:38,055 --> 00:35:40,474 Well, there... 629 00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:44,061 there was a guy who got us kicked off a bus... 630 00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:46,438 and another guy who tried to steal a bus... 631 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,399 and then the most recent guy I dated... 632 00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:53,570 went through a phase where he actually thought he was a bus. 633 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,700 Where do you find guys like that? 634 00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:02,454 I don't. I don't. They just... 635 00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:03,872 They always find me. 636 00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:05,666 They always find me. 637 00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:09,670 What about you? Any criminal records, addictions... 638 00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:11,672 or weird little secrets I should know about right now? 639 00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:14,049 No. 640 00:36:14,091 --> 00:36:17,719 Yeah. I didn't think so. 641 00:36:29,857 --> 00:36:31,900 You're pretty up-front about yourself. 642 00:36:31,942 --> 00:36:35,279 I have no reason not to be honest, I guess. 643 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,282 Yeah. It always catches up to you if you're not. 644 00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:40,367 Yeah. That's the way it is with me. 645 00:36:40,409 --> 00:36:42,244 I mean, was with me. 646 00:36:42,286 --> 00:36:46,874 Back in my more youthful, wasted, younger days. 647 00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:48,834 This is me. 648 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:54,298 I've never had so much fun on a bus before. 649 00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:56,925 Me, too. 650 00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:14,526 Good night. 651 00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:18,906 Good night. 652 00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:22,075 I'll... Unh! Whoa! Aah! 653 00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:26,288 - Ow. - W-watch that. 654 00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:29,833 - I'll talk to you soon, OK? - OK. 655 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:32,002 Very soon. Like tomorrow. I'll give you a call. 656 00:37:32,044 --> 00:37:34,505 - Great. - Bye! 657 00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:36,423 Bye. 658 00:37:38,467 --> 00:37:44,056 - Like, a high five? - No. More like a "Gimme five." 659 00:37:44,097 --> 00:37:46,225 He's got a girlfriend. 660 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:48,894 Some guys are just different about this stuff, you know. 661 00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:53,273 Mm-hmm. Gay is different to some people. 662 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:56,443 Well, I trust him. That means a lot. 663 00:37:56,485 --> 00:37:58,779 Is this anything like the last guy you trusted... 664 00:37:58,779 --> 00:38:01,907 who stole half your jewelry and sold it on eBay? 665 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:05,077 Apparently, speed is a very expensive drug, Sam. 666 00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:06,995 Dude, you are so gone. 667 00:38:07,037 --> 00:38:09,206 No, I love hanging out with him. He's amazing. 668 00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:11,708 I'm treated like an equal, and we're connecting... 669 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,877 - It sucks, doesn't it? - Yeah, it does. 670 00:38:13,919 --> 00:38:15,796 It totally sucks. 671 00:38:15,796 --> 00:38:17,422 Why doesn't he just want to have sex with me? 672 00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:19,842 So, how did it go last night, champ? 673 00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:21,552 What? 674 00:38:21,593 --> 00:38:23,846 With your date. Did you hit that or what? 675 00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,222 What... what... 676 00:38:26,515 --> 00:38:28,725 - What are you talking about? 677 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:31,770 Nothing. Whoo. That was weird. 678 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:33,856 No more drugs pour moi. 679 00:38:36,108 --> 00:38:37,985 What the fuck is going on? 680 00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:44,366 You guys put up a web page about me? 681 00:38:44,408 --> 00:38:46,994 Web page? Please. Be more insulting, man. 682 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:49,872 This is a complicated betting pool. 683 00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:52,249 You guys can't make this public. 684 00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:56,712 This is not something that I want everyone to know about. 685 00:38:56,753 --> 00:38:58,755 It's a little too late, dude. 686 00:38:58,797 --> 00:39:03,552 Today's bets. Originally, the spread favored day 26... 687 00:39:03,594 --> 00:39:06,138 but with all the dating action in Mattland these days... 688 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,223 I'm gonna recommend day 23. 689 00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:10,851 Someone just placed another bet. 690 00:39:10,893 --> 00:39:13,854 I had one come in all the way from Bangladesh. 691 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:17,399 Little Haji just loves to roll the dice. 692 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:19,318 You guys have advertisers? 693 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:22,988 A friend of mine started up a business... 694 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,865 and I gave him a good price. 695 00:39:24,907 --> 00:39:26,491 A porn site! 696 00:39:29,203 --> 00:39:30,787 Oh, shit! 697 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:41,882 # You fell down # 698 00:39:41,882 --> 00:39:45,844 # Dropped it in water # 699 00:39:45,886 --> 00:39:48,347 Hey! You know where Erica Sutton is? 700 00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:50,349 - Yeah. She's... - Where? 701 00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:53,101 You're that guy. The abstinence guy. 702 00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:54,978 Hey, it's the abstinence guy! 703 00:40:02,903 --> 00:40:04,863 What is this, some kind of a bet not to sleep with me? 704 00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:06,740 No, this isn't a bet. Let me explain. 705 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,492 Don't explain. You don't have to. 706 00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:12,079 I just read about it over the fucking internet. 707 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,207 Erica! Erica, I should have told you about this. 708 00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:17,501 I thought you'd think I was a freak. I'm sorry. 709 00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:19,837 I can't believe the load of bullshit that you fed to me... 710 00:40:19,878 --> 00:40:21,004 about telling the damn truth. 711 00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:23,799 l... I did this for myself. 712 00:40:23,841 --> 00:40:26,593 I didn't think anybody else knew about it. I swear to God. 713 00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:29,388 Plus, if I told you, you'd think I was a sex addict. 714 00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:30,597 - Are you? - No! 715 00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:32,140 Then what is the point? 716 00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:34,226 What is the point of this whole thing? 717 00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:37,479 I just wanted to see what it would be like... 718 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,606 without all the shit that sex brings to the picture. 719 00:40:39,648 --> 00:40:41,942 Oh, so I'm like some science experiment? 720 00:40:41,942 --> 00:40:45,237 No! l... Look, I was going through a really rough time... 721 00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:46,947 and I just wanted to stop. 722 00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:48,991 I wanted to stop thinking about sex. 723 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:50,576 Not that I was thinking about sex all the time... 724 00:40:50,617 --> 00:40:54,079 I just wanted to stop. 725 00:40:54,121 --> 00:40:57,958 And the thing is, it's working. It's really working. 726 00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:00,043 I'm glad it's working for one of us. 727 00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:10,304 You stupid, stupid, silly little person! 728 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:12,598 Why did you have to go and tell everyone? 729 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:15,475 Look, if you're so ashamed, maybe you shouldn't be doing it. 730 00:41:15,517 --> 00:41:18,645 I'm not ashamed! I'm embarrassed! 731 00:41:18,687 --> 00:41:21,273 Then quit, Matt. Just quit. 732 00:41:21,315 --> 00:41:23,233 Nobody thinks you'll finish this thing. 733 00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:24,776 I'm not fucking quitting. 734 00:41:24,818 --> 00:41:29,823 Everything was going great until you had to... 735 00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:32,117 I stopped having sex... 736 00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:34,036 I'm totally falling for Erica... 737 00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:36,455 and I'm finally over Nicole. 738 00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:37,623 You really think you're over her? 739 00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:40,375 Fuck, yeah! Bitch. 740 00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:44,963 Hmm. I ran into her and her fianc๏ฟฝ last night. 741 00:41:50,928 --> 00:41:53,180 What was he like? 742 00:41:54,932 --> 00:41:57,684 He... he parties with a friend of mine. 743 00:41:57,684 --> 00:41:59,561 Apparently, the dude works late every night. 744 00:41:59,603 --> 00:42:00,687 That's what I heard. 745 00:42:02,814 --> 00:42:03,941 So? 746 00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:07,319 He works late every night... a different girl every night. 747 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:09,154 Not that it should matter to you. 748 00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:11,281 No. Why would it matter to me? 749 00:42:11,323 --> 00:42:13,033 Yeah. 750 00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:20,165 My wife and I have been married for eight years. 751 00:42:20,207 --> 00:42:23,085 I love her very much. 752 00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:27,548 I... consider myself a lucky person. 753 00:42:27,589 --> 00:42:30,008 That being said... 754 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,885 this woman... 755 00:42:31,927 --> 00:42:36,223 does not put out at all. 756 00:42:36,223 --> 00:42:38,225 I mean, at all. 757 00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:40,686 I mean, we used to have sex everywhere. 758 00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:43,397 We used to have sex in this office. 759 00:42:43,438 --> 00:42:47,651 We had sex on this floor. We had sex on this desk. 760 00:42:47,693 --> 00:42:51,029 - On that chair. - OK. I get it, I get it. 761 00:42:51,071 --> 00:42:53,282 But now, I have to practically beg for it. 762 00:42:53,323 --> 00:42:57,160 I mean, it was kind of hot for the first eight months. 763 00:42:57,202 --> 00:42:59,246 The chasing after her... 764 00:42:59,288 --> 00:43:03,417 surprising her with my sexy new underwear. 765 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:08,338 But now, I feel a little like a... 766 00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:10,716 like I'm a pervert. 767 00:43:12,968 --> 00:43:15,554 I heard about the vow... 768 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:17,556 and I think it's genius. 769 00:43:17,598 --> 00:43:19,558 Thanks. 770 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,101 I mean, this is the perfect way for me... 771 00:43:21,143 --> 00:43:23,896 to regain the power in my relationship. 772 00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:25,397 See, I take the vow. 773 00:43:25,439 --> 00:43:29,151 I tell her I'm gonna do without for a few months. 774 00:43:29,193 --> 00:43:32,696 I bet in half the time she's going to be begging for it. 775 00:43:32,738 --> 00:43:33,989 Don't you think? What do you think? 776 00:43:34,031 --> 00:43:37,993 I think you don't know what you're getting yourself into. 777 00:43:42,956 --> 00:43:46,418 Hey, put that away. Books get you in trouble around here. 778 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:49,213 - I can't work right now. - So go home. 779 00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:52,674 - I need the money. - So work. 780 00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:54,968 It all reminds me of Matt. 781 00:43:55,010 --> 00:43:58,889 Even "donkey lovers"? 782 00:44:01,642 --> 00:44:04,228 Call him or leave. You're bugging me. 783 00:44:05,979 --> 00:44:09,358 # A strange condition # 784 00:44:09,399 --> 00:44:13,153 # A daily prison # 785 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:15,656 # You've got me out of my head # 786 00:44:15,697 --> 00:44:20,452 # And I don't know what I came for # 787 00:44:22,829 --> 00:44:26,041 # Send me money, baby # 788 00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:29,962 # Do not leave out a wage # 789 00:44:30,003 --> 00:44:33,340 # You know you're the best thing # 790 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:36,343 # In the corner of this place # 791 00:44:36,385 --> 00:44:40,180 # And I want you to know # 792 00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:42,933 - How's the chicken? - Good. 793 00:44:46,103 --> 00:44:50,524 # This strange condition # 794 00:44:50,566 --> 00:44:52,568 Why is this so weird? 795 00:44:55,028 --> 00:44:57,114 If I told you, "Don't think about the color red..." 796 00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:58,323 what would you think about? 797 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,326 Sex. 798 00:45:02,995 --> 00:45:04,997 OK, so we're both sitting here thinking about sex... 799 00:45:05,038 --> 00:45:06,540 because we can't think about sex... 800 00:45:06,582 --> 00:45:08,083 because we can't talk about sex... 801 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:11,128 and we certainly cannot have sex. 802 00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:14,673 It's like, so what are we doing here? 803 00:45:14,715 --> 00:45:17,342 You know, if I didn't have this vow thing... 804 00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:19,219 I'd kiss you right now. 805 00:45:27,102 --> 00:45:29,897 - Thanks. - Thanks. 806 00:45:40,908 --> 00:45:42,326 You OK? 807 00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:44,578 I'm fine. 808 00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:47,164 - Are you sure? - I'll be right back. 809 00:45:47,206 --> 00:45:50,083 - Are you... - Yeah. 810 00:46:01,261 --> 00:46:02,679 Sir! Sir! 811 00:46:03,972 --> 00:46:06,892 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 812 00:46:06,934 --> 00:46:08,769 Aah! 813 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:12,773 - Aah! Aah! 814 00:46:12,773 --> 00:46:16,985 Oh! Aah! I'm OK. 815 00:46:19,112 --> 00:46:21,615 Thank you. Thank you. I'm OK. Thank you. 816 00:46:21,657 --> 00:46:22,824 - Matt. - I'm OK. 817 00:46:25,035 --> 00:46:26,703 Hi. 818 00:46:26,745 --> 00:46:29,164 Nicole. How are you? 819 00:46:29,206 --> 00:46:32,835 Well, better than you at the moment. 820 00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:36,463 - Yeah. Yeah. 821 00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:41,593 This is, um, this is... 822 00:46:41,635 --> 00:46:43,095 This is Erica. 823 00:46:43,136 --> 00:46:44,847 Nicole. 824 00:46:44,888 --> 00:46:48,851 David Brokaw. Hi. 825 00:46:48,892 --> 00:46:51,603 I'm Matt. I'm Matt. 826 00:46:51,645 --> 00:46:54,773 Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 827 00:46:54,815 --> 00:46:58,360 Matt, you work at one of those dot coms, don't you? 828 00:46:58,402 --> 00:47:00,445 Yes. Yes, I do. 829 00:47:00,487 --> 00:47:04,783 David's the youngest executive vice president... 830 00:47:04,825 --> 00:47:06,743 at Morgan Stanley. 831 00:47:06,785 --> 00:47:08,745 Yeah, well, I'm the youngest... 832 00:47:08,787 --> 00:47:09,913 Yeah, hey, It's all good, Matt. 833 00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:13,834 Listen, honey, you want to give it one more try? 834 00:47:13,876 --> 00:47:15,043 It's good to see you. 835 00:47:15,085 --> 00:47:16,879 Yeah, you, too. 836 00:47:20,507 --> 00:47:21,633 Bye. 837 00:47:27,723 --> 00:47:30,058 She's the real reason you took that vow. 838 00:47:32,186 --> 00:47:34,730 No. She's just an ex. 839 00:47:36,565 --> 00:47:38,942 The vow is something completely separate from her. 840 00:47:38,984 --> 00:47:41,570 You're a really bad liar. 841 00:47:41,612 --> 00:47:43,405 I get that a lot. 842 00:47:45,616 --> 00:47:46,867 Look, I know I should've told you about her. 843 00:47:46,909 --> 00:47:48,076 Yeah, you should've. 844 00:47:48,118 --> 00:47:49,995 But I guess it's hard for you to get the truth out. 845 00:47:55,542 --> 00:47:56,877 Shit. 846 00:47:59,838 --> 00:48:02,216 Hey, how about I quit the vow? 847 00:48:02,257 --> 00:48:04,301 I mean, honestly, I don't care about the vow. 848 00:48:04,343 --> 00:48:06,011 Oh, sure, now St. Matt wants a piece. 849 00:48:06,053 --> 00:48:08,597 - No, that's not it at all. - You don't want me? 850 00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:11,391 No, of course I want you. It's just... 851 00:48:14,144 --> 00:48:16,605 I care about the vow, and... 852 00:48:16,647 --> 00:48:19,316 - You do? - Yeah, I do. 853 00:48:19,358 --> 00:48:22,069 And her? 854 00:48:24,363 --> 00:48:25,531 I don't know. 855 00:48:33,247 --> 00:48:35,999 I'll tell you what. You want me? 856 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:37,543 Yeah. 857 00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:39,628 Then finish your stupid vow. 858 00:48:39,670 --> 00:48:40,796 And if you finish it... 859 00:48:40,838 --> 00:48:43,549 then maybe we can talk about being together. Maybe. 860 00:48:58,021 --> 00:49:01,441 I've given up sex, because I just... 861 00:49:01,441 --> 00:49:04,278 I just want to connect with people on a deeper level. 862 00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:05,612 - Really? - Yeah. 863 00:49:05,654 --> 00:49:06,780 Is it working? 864 00:49:06,822 --> 00:49:09,283 Working? Of course it's working! 865 00:49:09,283 --> 00:49:13,453 It's like this incredible high. Can you not feel that? 866 00:49:13,495 --> 00:49:16,039 Just sitting here talking with you... 867 00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:18,709 I'm mind orgasmic right now. 868 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,253 Mind orgasmic. 869 00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:23,797 Yeah. 870 00:49:23,839 --> 00:49:26,216 Hmm. 871 00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:35,934 Oh, God Ohh 872 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:00,918 We need to talk. 873 00:50:00,959 --> 00:50:02,211 I can't. I gotta go. 874 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,047 l... I understand what you're doing, Matt. 875 00:50:05,088 --> 00:50:06,757 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 876 00:50:06,798 --> 00:50:10,135 Women have been doing this since, well, forever... 877 00:50:10,177 --> 00:50:12,221 so we know all about the power. 878 00:50:12,262 --> 00:50:14,556 See, us having the power, that's part of the system... 879 00:50:14,598 --> 00:50:17,267 and by you taking the power, you're fucking with the system. 880 00:50:17,309 --> 00:50:20,854 And I think you see why we can't let that happen. 881 00:50:20,896 --> 00:50:23,482 You bet on today. This is about money. 882 00:50:23,524 --> 00:50:26,485 Ah-ah. Signed and notarized commitment... 883 00:50:26,527 --> 00:50:28,570 to donate all proceeds to charity. 884 00:50:28,612 --> 00:50:32,824 So you want to have sex with me to regain "the power"? 885 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:36,161 We're willing to do whatever is necessary... 886 00:50:36,203 --> 00:50:37,704 to get the job done. 887 00:50:37,746 --> 00:50:40,499 Why do you keep saying "we"? 888 00:50:43,877 --> 00:50:45,462 Oh, fuck. 889 00:50:45,504 --> 00:50:49,341 Now, we think that this offer is more than fair. 890 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:52,302 Can I talk to you for a second? 891 00:50:52,344 --> 00:50:55,389 - Excuse me. What? - I don't think I can do this. 892 00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:57,391 Andie, we talked about this already, OK? 893 00:50:57,432 --> 00:50:59,017 I know, but just look at him. 894 00:50:59,059 --> 00:51:00,477 I mean, he used to be kind of cute... 895 00:51:00,519 --> 00:51:03,105 but now he's just twitchy. 896 00:51:03,146 --> 00:51:06,859 Shh. It'll be over in, like, two seconds, OK? 897 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:09,361 Would you care to join us, hmm? 898 00:51:10,571 --> 00:51:12,948 Mmm. 899 00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:15,367 Oh, God. Not the tongues. 900 00:51:16,785 --> 00:51:19,079 Oh, my God. I gotta go. 901 00:51:25,419 --> 00:51:27,171 Yesterday was fine. 902 00:51:27,212 --> 00:51:30,132 I mean, physically speaking, I was fine. 903 00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:33,927 But today... I'm not fine. 904 00:51:33,969 --> 00:51:35,387 This morning at the coffee shop... 905 00:51:35,429 --> 00:51:37,973 they were sponsoring hot women wearing no bras day. 906 00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:42,936 Whoo. 907 00:51:42,978 --> 00:51:44,396 Hot, hot women wearing no bras? 908 00:51:44,438 --> 00:51:46,356 I mean, like hot, hot women. 909 00:51:46,398 --> 00:51:49,109 There were 48 breasts at the Cafe Trieste this morning. 910 00:52:08,003 --> 00:52:10,464 # Take a look at me # 911 00:52:10,506 --> 00:52:13,717 I know this phase. It passes. 912 00:52:13,759 --> 00:52:15,802 But why does this have to happen now? 913 00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:19,223 I mean, yesterday Erica tells me I have to finish the vow... 914 00:52:19,264 --> 00:52:21,308 and today I'm slammed by sex. Why? 915 00:52:21,350 --> 00:52:22,893 - Look, you've gone 26 days? - Mm-hmm. 916 00:52:22,935 --> 00:52:25,312 - That's very admirable. - Yeah, thanks. 917 00:52:25,312 --> 00:52:26,897 But you can't come to mom and dad's tonight. 918 00:52:26,939 --> 00:52:29,233 If I don't go, they'll kill me. 919 00:52:29,274 --> 00:52:30,526 You don't want them to see you like this. 920 00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:32,486 I don't want me to see me like this... 921 00:52:32,486 --> 00:52:35,197 but if there's one place I'm safe it's at home, right? 922 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,699 - Mmm. - Right? 923 00:52:37,908 --> 00:52:40,953 From thy bounty, through Christ, our lord. Amen. 924 00:52:44,581 --> 00:52:47,501 So, dad, when your hip heals, will it be like normal? 925 00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:50,587 Yeah, pretty much. I can golf, ride a bike. 926 00:52:50,629 --> 00:52:51,964 He just has to be careful. 927 00:52:52,005 --> 00:52:54,591 It's amazing the things you can do now. 928 00:52:54,633 --> 00:52:56,552 You know, I'm part of a pilot program... 929 00:52:56,593 --> 00:52:58,053 that's tracking my range of motion. 930 00:52:58,095 --> 00:52:59,221 Really? 931 00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:01,682 Oh, they don't want to hear about that. 932 00:53:01,723 --> 00:53:03,517 No, no. They want to see what effect... 933 00:53:03,517 --> 00:53:05,060 the operation's had on my sex life. 934 00:53:05,102 --> 00:53:06,812 Sorry. 935 00:53:06,854 --> 00:53:09,106 Do we have to talk about this at dinner? 936 00:53:09,147 --> 00:53:11,525 Bev, we're all adults here, aren't we? 937 00:53:11,525 --> 00:53:13,652 Isn't sex a God-given natural part of life? 938 00:53:13,694 --> 00:53:15,279 Don't start, dad. 939 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,782 Why not talk about it? I think a good sexual appetite... 940 00:53:18,824 --> 00:53:22,703 is a real, normal, healthy part of being a man. 941 00:53:22,744 --> 00:53:25,122 And a woman. 942 00:53:25,163 --> 00:53:27,374 Who wants more beans? I do. 943 00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:30,127 They're grown men. They're old enough to know... 944 00:53:30,169 --> 00:53:32,379 that their mother's machine is still running hot. 945 00:53:33,505 --> 00:53:35,841 Walter, this isn't the moment. 946 00:53:35,883 --> 00:53:38,510 Oh, no. Let me show you people. 947 00:53:40,012 --> 00:53:42,014 See... 948 00:53:43,140 --> 00:53:45,142 they sent me this sheet. 949 00:53:47,603 --> 00:53:50,439 A whole bunch of different positions on it. 950 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,024 I just check off the ones I can do... 951 00:53:52,065 --> 00:53:53,192 like this one here. 952 00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:56,278 I can do that, so I check the box. 953 00:53:58,113 --> 00:54:01,366 Hey, here's an old standby. 954 00:54:01,408 --> 00:54:04,536 But, see, I can't do that because of my hip... 955 00:54:04,578 --> 00:54:06,914 so, you know, I don't check the box. 956 00:54:06,955 --> 00:54:11,293 Bev, have we ever tried this before? 957 00:54:11,335 --> 00:54:16,006 Walter, how could you forget the Maui Hilton? 958 00:54:16,048 --> 00:54:20,594 In the shower. I nearly killed myself. 959 00:54:20,636 --> 00:54:23,096 Yes. 960 00:54:30,521 --> 00:54:31,855 Damn it. 961 00:54:36,777 --> 00:54:37,986 Surprise inspection. 962 00:54:45,035 --> 00:54:46,495 What the hell is that thing? 963 00:54:48,497 --> 00:54:50,749 It's a special light that allows me to see... 964 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:53,752 if any fluids have been liberated. 965 00:55:15,566 --> 00:55:17,192 Keep up the good work. 966 00:55:43,802 --> 00:55:44,970 Hmm. 967 00:55:47,139 --> 00:55:48,640 Mmm. 968 00:55:50,976 --> 00:55:53,854 Ohh. These are good. 969 00:55:58,358 --> 00:55:59,526 Is... 970 00:56:00,527 --> 00:56:03,363 Is he twisting her nipple? 971 00:56:05,699 --> 00:56:09,203 Jeez, that's an oversight. I'll fix that. 972 00:56:09,244 --> 00:56:12,581 I know what you mean. I've been surfing for porn all week. 973 00:56:12,623 --> 00:56:14,875 - What am I doing wrong? - Huh? 974 00:56:14,917 --> 00:56:17,211 I mean, not only is my wife not begging for it... 975 00:56:17,252 --> 00:56:19,338 she's not... 976 00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:21,048 I've never seen her so happy. 977 00:56:21,089 --> 00:56:23,926 And today. Did you see it's the warmest day of the year? 978 00:56:23,967 --> 00:56:25,844 Yeah, it's spring. 979 00:56:25,886 --> 00:56:27,346 It's spring, Goddamn it... 980 00:56:27,387 --> 00:56:29,348 and they're... look at 'em. They're all wearing... 981 00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:32,226 their little summer dresses. Just... 982 00:56:32,226 --> 00:56:35,437 Hmm? 983 00:56:35,479 --> 00:56:38,440 What am I supposed to do now, vow boy, huh? 984 00:56:39,942 --> 00:56:41,443 Fix this. 985 00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:49,368 Damn it! 986 00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,085 Come on. 987 00:56:59,253 --> 00:57:02,589 - What's up, dog? - Hey, what's up, dog? 988 00:57:02,631 --> 00:57:06,301 - What are you doing? - Just, uh, freshenin' up. 989 00:57:12,391 --> 00:57:15,269 I'm tired of waiting for things to happen. 990 00:57:15,310 --> 00:57:16,812 And my money's on today. 991 00:57:16,854 --> 00:57:18,730 Yeah, that's great. So what the fuck is that? 992 00:57:18,772 --> 00:57:22,109 This is what the American Medical Association... 993 00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,945 refers to as... Viagra. 994 00:57:24,987 --> 00:57:27,739 Well, I'm not gonna let you do that, bro. 995 00:57:27,781 --> 00:57:30,826 Well, you can be bought... bro. 996 00:57:32,661 --> 00:57:33,829 - Yeah. - Yeah. 997 00:57:42,296 --> 00:57:44,256 Ohh. 998 00:57:44,298 --> 00:57:46,967 Who's that? What's that? 999 00:57:47,009 --> 00:57:51,054 Oh, God, that's that new girl in tech support. 1000 00:57:51,096 --> 00:57:53,056 Did you know that regular ejaculation... 1001 00:57:53,098 --> 00:57:56,059 is a preventative against prostate cancer? 1002 00:57:57,394 --> 00:58:01,273 So, is it that you hate your penis? 1003 00:58:01,315 --> 00:58:04,401 Because, I mean, I personally feel like that's... 1004 00:58:04,443 --> 00:58:06,320 God, that's one of the best relationships I have. 1005 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,323 Why do you think they call it the little head? 1006 00:58:09,323 --> 00:58:10,949 I'll tell you why. 1007 00:58:10,991 --> 00:58:12,951 Because he has ideas. 1008 00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:21,043 l... 1009 00:58:24,129 --> 00:58:26,215 - Nice going, dumb ass. - What? 1010 00:58:26,256 --> 00:58:27,508 Hey, Jerry. 1011 00:58:29,009 --> 00:58:31,970 Chow mein. New girl in tech. Very hot. 1012 00:58:32,012 --> 00:58:35,015 Ah... ah... ah. Mmm. 1013 00:58:36,266 --> 00:58:39,186 Ahh. This tastes funny. 1014 00:58:39,186 --> 00:58:42,314 Not bad, just, you know, funny. 1015 00:58:44,066 --> 00:58:47,152 Ohh. Mmm. 1016 00:58:58,372 --> 00:58:59,498 Hey, Jerry. 1017 00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:08,340 Oh. 1018 00:59:08,382 --> 00:59:09,550 Ohh. 1019 00:59:12,177 --> 00:59:14,847 l... Excuse me. I have to get... 1020 00:59:16,431 --> 00:59:19,059 - Uh... - Do you need this? 1021 00:59:19,101 --> 00:59:21,562 - No. 1022 00:59:24,898 --> 00:59:26,900 l... I'm so thirsty. 1023 00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:28,735 - Are you OK? - Mm-hmm. 1024 00:59:38,912 --> 00:59:40,372 Captain Blueballs. 1025 00:59:40,414 --> 00:59:42,875 Been looking for you since lunch. 1026 00:59:42,916 --> 00:59:45,919 I was just, uh- maintaining these... 1027 00:59:45,919 --> 00:59:48,380 Yeah. Matt, look at yourself. 1028 00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:49,756 Your life is shit. 1029 00:59:50,924 --> 00:59:54,261 You're hiding out In a fuckin' storage room. 1030 00:59:54,261 --> 00:59:56,346 OK, here's how it's gonna go. 1031 01:00:02,811 --> 01:00:04,771 You've already won. 1032 01:00:04,813 --> 01:00:08,066 You've already proven everyone wrong. 1033 01:00:08,108 --> 01:00:09,943 Now it's serious. 1034 01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:11,320 The pot's up to eighteen thousand. 1035 01:00:11,361 --> 01:00:13,113 That's a lot of money, isn't it? 1036 01:00:13,155 --> 01:00:14,781 - It's your vow. 1037 01:00:14,823 --> 01:00:16,658 It should be your money. 1038 01:00:18,368 --> 01:00:19,953 So I'm gonna split it with you. 1039 01:00:19,995 --> 01:00:22,581 That's right. 1040 01:00:22,623 --> 01:00:25,459 And all you have to do is take the dive. 1041 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,755 Think about it... nine thousand dollars. 1042 01:00:29,796 --> 01:00:31,298 Nine large. 1043 01:00:32,591 --> 01:00:34,426 Just take this. 1044 01:00:35,969 --> 01:00:39,431 Uh-oh. You like her. Now we're talkin'. 1045 01:00:39,473 --> 01:00:42,059 - She's something, isn't she? 1046 01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:45,979 Take her into the bathroom and get on with your life. 1047 01:01:00,369 --> 01:01:02,663 Yes. Yes. 1048 01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:07,751 # Ah # 1049 01:01:07,793 --> 01:01:09,795 No, no, no. No, no. He can't do this. 1050 01:01:09,837 --> 01:01:12,089 I want to talk to him. 1051 01:01:12,130 --> 01:01:13,674 Matt, don't do it! 1052 01:01:14,883 --> 01:01:16,468 We need you, Matt 1053 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:19,930 Matt, don't do it 1054 01:01:19,972 --> 01:01:21,348 Think about the little guy, Matt 1055 01:01:21,390 --> 01:01:22,850 Don't think about that Think about me 1056 01:01:22,891 --> 01:01:25,310 - Huh? Think about me! - Matt! 1057 01:01:25,352 --> 01:01:27,563 No, no, no, no. 1058 01:01:27,604 --> 01:01:30,023 Get out of here! Get out of here! 1059 01:01:30,065 --> 01:01:32,651 Matt, this is important! I'm going to go in there. 1060 01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:34,403 - I will throw down. - Come on! 1061 01:01:34,444 --> 01:01:35,863 Yeah. Fire in the hole. 1062 01:01:35,904 --> 01:01:37,072 I'm going to give you until the count of three. 1063 01:01:37,114 --> 01:01:39,491 Let's rock and roll. Aah! 1064 01:01:39,533 --> 01:01:41,034 You understand why I had to do that? 1065 01:02:05,559 --> 01:02:11,648 Aah. Ahh... 1066 01:02:11,690 --> 01:02:14,109 - Jerry? 1067 01:02:14,151 --> 01:02:19,198 Uh, Jerry's not here right now. May I take a message? 1068 01:02:22,159 --> 01:02:25,913 What about the vow, Jerry? 1069 01:02:25,954 --> 01:02:31,460 I tried. l... I didn't... I tried. I really... 1070 01:02:38,258 --> 01:02:41,053 It just... it just hit me all at once. 1071 01:02:41,094 --> 01:02:43,096 I mean, I've jerked off three times since lunch. 1072 01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:44,973 I still have this fucking hard-on. 1073 01:02:48,143 --> 01:02:50,062 Way to go, Mr. Anderson. 1074 01:02:50,103 --> 01:02:52,856 Two more, and you break the company record. 1075 01:02:58,987 --> 01:03:00,405 - Oh. - Aw. 1076 01:03:00,447 --> 01:03:02,324 Boo. 1077 01:03:04,117 --> 01:03:05,827 What? 1078 01:03:17,506 --> 01:03:19,091 All right. This is ridiculous. 1079 01:03:19,132 --> 01:03:21,635 - I am going in. 1080 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:28,809 Ahh. Uhh. 1081 01:03:33,146 --> 01:03:34,356 Where is Matt? 1082 01:03:34,398 --> 01:03:36,608 Um... 1083 01:03:38,527 --> 01:03:40,028 Heh. 1084 01:03:40,070 --> 01:03:43,115 Well, I don't know. 1085 01:03:51,832 --> 01:03:52,958 He didn't do it. 1086 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,335 - Yeah! 1087 01:04:11,185 --> 01:04:12,311 Hi. 1088 01:04:12,352 --> 01:04:14,980 I know I shouldn't be here... 1089 01:04:15,022 --> 01:04:17,107 but I've been thinking about you a lot... 1090 01:04:17,149 --> 01:04:18,859 and I had to see you. 1091 01:04:22,029 --> 01:04:25,032 What are those, like some kind of a bribe? 1092 01:04:25,073 --> 01:04:30,537 More like... gentle persuasion. 1093 01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:37,669 Is this going to get worse before it gets better? 1094 01:04:37,711 --> 01:04:39,463 Probably, but I got to get this out... 1095 01:04:39,505 --> 01:04:41,089 before I lose my train of thought. 1096 01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:43,592 See... 1097 01:04:43,634 --> 01:04:47,846 Nicole had this... 1098 01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:51,058 special status. 1099 01:04:51,099 --> 01:04:53,310 More like a special power. 1100 01:04:53,352 --> 01:04:55,729 And I couldn't match it... 1101 01:04:55,729 --> 01:04:57,731 and I couldn't find anybody to replace it. 1102 01:04:57,773 --> 01:05:00,734 - I think I get it. - You do? 1103 01:05:02,069 --> 01:05:06,240 It's very easy to confuse a physical attraction... 1104 01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:08,033 with a real connection. 1105 01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:10,202 Yeah. Sometimes you just can't tell. 1106 01:05:10,244 --> 01:05:12,079 Well, you can tell. 1107 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,206 You can tell by the kiss. 1108 01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:17,584 You know, the other stuff... the sex, "Is he hot?" 1109 01:05:17,626 --> 01:05:20,212 It doesn't matter. 1110 01:05:20,254 --> 01:05:23,006 All that matters is the kiss. 1111 01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:26,927 How do you know about me? 1112 01:05:26,969 --> 01:05:28,679 I don't. 1113 01:05:38,605 --> 01:05:41,692 I don't even know If you can feel that. 1114 01:05:43,277 --> 01:05:45,195 I can feel that. 1115 01:05:47,114 --> 01:05:48,574 Is this against the rules? 1116 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,954 I'll let you be the judge of that. 1117 01:05:55,747 --> 01:05:59,418 - I'm thinking now. - I'm thinking now, too. 1118 01:05:59,459 --> 01:06:01,712 Come here. 1119 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:46,048 # I wanna walk beside you # 1120 01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:53,722 # Nowhere that I have ever been # 1121 01:06:53,764 --> 01:06:59,394 # And all the dreams inside you # 1122 01:06:59,436 --> 01:07:05,526 # I am the one you have not seen # 1123 01:07:05,567 --> 01:07:12,407 # I feel immune # 1124 01:07:12,449 --> 01:07:15,911 # By my own mind # 1125 01:07:15,953 --> 01:07:19,498 # I can't refuse # 1126 01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:26,296 # An offer to make love # 1127 01:07:27,923 --> 01:07:29,174 # To you # 1128 01:07:33,387 --> 01:07:38,350 # How come your words affect me # 1129 01:07:38,392 --> 01:07:39,518 Ooh. 1130 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,479 # I have not wanted # 1131 01:07:42,521 --> 01:07:47,401 # To be allowed # 1132 01:07:47,442 --> 01:07:50,946 # And yet I made you set free # 1133 01:07:53,115 --> 01:08:00,289 # With all the meaning was the sound # 1134 01:08:00,330 --> 01:08:05,544 # In your refrain # 1135 01:08:05,586 --> 01:08:09,047 # I hear the chords # 1136 01:08:09,089 --> 01:08:11,425 # Of love in vain # 1137 01:08:11,466 --> 01:08:13,218 Ohh. 1138 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:15,596 # How can I help # 1139 01:08:15,637 --> 01:08:20,809 # Calling your name? # 1140 01:08:28,442 --> 01:08:31,987 I wasn't supposed to do that, was I? 1141 01:08:32,029 --> 01:08:34,823 Huh? Huh? 1142 01:08:36,658 --> 01:08:38,660 Mmm. 1143 01:08:44,082 --> 01:08:46,001 Good night, sweetie. 1144 01:08:46,043 --> 01:08:49,713 Oh, no. Don't go to sleep yet, because... 1145 01:08:49,755 --> 01:08:51,006 we should talk about something. 1146 01:08:51,048 --> 01:08:53,967 - Mm-hmm. - We could talk about anything. 1147 01:08:54,009 --> 01:08:55,636 We could talk about... 1148 01:08:55,677 --> 01:08:57,804 we could talk about stickers. 1149 01:08:57,846 --> 01:09:00,182 Do you like stickers? 1150 01:09:01,934 --> 01:09:03,060 Erica? 1151 01:09:34,132 --> 01:09:36,009 Matt, what are you doing? 1152 01:09:36,009 --> 01:09:38,220 The Willow and Smart people are here. 1153 01:09:38,262 --> 01:09:40,180 We're late for the presentation. Come on. 1154 01:09:49,773 --> 01:09:51,483 - Oh, my... - What the... 1155 01:09:56,864 --> 01:09:59,199 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 1156 01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:02,494 - Miss Willow. - Ohh. 1157 01:10:02,536 --> 01:10:04,162 Uhh. 1158 01:10:04,204 --> 01:10:06,915 Come on over here for a second. Um... 1159 01:10:06,957 --> 01:10:09,668 Want some camomile tea? 1160 01:10:09,710 --> 01:10:13,422 I think little Mattie is trying to say hello. 1161 01:10:13,463 --> 01:10:14,590 Oh, Jesus. 1162 01:10:14,631 --> 01:10:16,967 You might want to try some tightly-whiteys, jeans. 1163 01:10:17,009 --> 01:10:18,677 - You, go home. Now. - OK. 1164 01:10:22,389 --> 01:10:25,017 So, shall we get it on? 1165 01:10:25,058 --> 01:10:26,393 Start? 1166 01:10:28,270 --> 01:10:30,272 From a flower? 1167 01:10:34,860 --> 01:10:36,862 Like, a vibrating flower? 1168 01:10:36,904 --> 01:10:39,865 No. No, just a flower. 1169 01:10:39,907 --> 01:10:43,368 And he didn't touch you once? 1170 01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:44,912 He didn't even try to touch you? 1171 01:10:44,953 --> 01:10:46,413 No, and I so wanted him to... 1172 01:10:46,455 --> 01:10:48,373 but what we were doing was so perfect. 1173 01:10:48,415 --> 01:10:50,751 Oh, yeah, perfect... 1174 01:10:50,792 --> 01:10:52,920 the immaculate orgasm. 1175 01:10:52,961 --> 01:10:56,798 - Yes. - You are unbelievable. 1176 01:10:56,840 --> 01:11:00,719 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 1177 01:11:00,761 --> 01:11:05,724 # We have a space to share # 1178 01:11:08,769 --> 01:11:10,103 Erica. 1179 01:11:10,145 --> 01:11:12,064 # What I'm gonna do with today # 1180 01:11:12,105 --> 01:11:13,440 Coming. 1181 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:14,942 Hey, baby. 1182 01:11:14,983 --> 01:11:18,403 Oh, that's sweet. I really needed to hear that. 1183 01:11:21,615 --> 01:11:25,452 Oh, God, I must look awful. 1184 01:11:25,452 --> 01:11:26,620 Yeah. 1185 01:11:27,871 --> 01:11:31,083 Well, you don't look so great. 1186 01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:35,295 It's a long story. What are you doing here, Nicole? 1187 01:11:35,337 --> 01:11:38,257 I just... 1188 01:11:38,298 --> 01:11:40,926 needed to talk to someone. 1189 01:11:40,968 --> 01:11:42,761 Where's David? 1190 01:11:42,803 --> 01:11:45,347 I don't know. At the office, probably. 1191 01:11:45,389 --> 01:11:47,516 Working late? 1192 01:11:54,314 --> 01:11:57,943 We broke it off. It's over. 1193 01:11:57,985 --> 01:12:01,113 Or he broke it off, I don't know. 1194 01:12:01,154 --> 01:12:03,866 I made the commitment... 1195 01:12:03,907 --> 01:12:06,451 but I guess he wasn't too committed to it. 1196 01:12:06,493 --> 01:12:08,954 I'm sorry. 1197 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:14,168 How's... 1198 01:12:16,170 --> 01:12:17,337 Emily? 1199 01:12:17,379 --> 01:12:19,840 Her name's Erica. 1200 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:21,300 Good. 1201 01:12:21,341 --> 01:12:26,471 You never think about me anymore? 1202 01:12:26,513 --> 01:12:29,141 Not even just a little? 1203 01:12:31,101 --> 01:12:34,021 Let me put it this way. 1204 01:12:34,021 --> 01:12:36,023 I have thought about you... 1205 01:12:36,064 --> 01:12:39,860 about us... a lot. 1206 01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:42,196 But tonight, when you came in... 1207 01:12:42,237 --> 01:12:46,200 was the first time I didn't get all fucked up about it. 1208 01:12:47,868 --> 01:12:50,704 I think we could get you fucked up about it again. 1209 01:12:50,704 --> 01:12:54,541 Hey. Maybe you should go, hmm? 1210 01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:58,003 Mmm, I think your little friend here wants me to stay. 1211 01:12:58,045 --> 01:12:59,379 Yeah, well, my little friend's not in charge anymore... 1212 01:12:59,379 --> 01:13:00,506 so maybe you should go. 1213 01:13:00,547 --> 01:13:03,050 You're saying no to me? 1214 01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:05,093 You always do this to me... 1215 01:13:05,135 --> 01:13:06,845 and I'm the idiot because I keep coming back... 1216 01:13:06,887 --> 01:13:08,597 but I'm not coming back anymore. 1217 01:13:08,639 --> 01:13:11,600 You take everything from me. 1218 01:13:11,642 --> 01:13:13,101 That is so not true. 1219 01:13:13,143 --> 01:13:15,187 Oh, yeah? Name me one thing that you ever gave me. 1220 01:13:18,232 --> 01:13:21,109 l... I gave you The Bridges of Madison County... 1221 01:13:21,151 --> 01:13:22,277 you ungrateful asshole. 1222 01:13:22,319 --> 01:13:23,862 I never told you this. I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 1223 01:13:23,904 --> 01:13:26,907 That was the biggest piece of trash I ever tried to read. 1224 01:13:26,949 --> 01:13:28,283 You pig. 1225 01:13:31,411 --> 01:13:34,623 Matt, I am so... so mad that I have... 1226 01:13:34,665 --> 01:13:36,250 I have to tell you. 1227 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:38,752 Watching you standing up for yourself like this... 1228 01:13:38,752 --> 01:13:41,755 has never made me so... 1229 01:13:41,797 --> 01:13:42,965 so... 1230 01:13:46,385 --> 01:13:47,636 hot. 1231 01:13:47,678 --> 01:13:50,097 I like this. 1232 01:13:50,138 --> 01:13:51,807 Where have you been? 1233 01:13:54,434 --> 01:13:56,520 You can slam that door in my face if you want... 1234 01:13:56,562 --> 01:13:59,565 but I'll just be on the other side, even hotter. 1235 01:13:59,606 --> 01:14:03,443 Holy hell. 1236 01:14:03,485 --> 01:14:08,323 Slam that door in my dirty, bad, bad face. 1237 01:14:08,365 --> 01:14:11,410 Oh, God, Matt, slam it! 1238 01:14:25,132 --> 01:14:27,134 Aah! 1239 01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:32,139 Will you just think about it, OK? 1240 01:14:32,181 --> 01:14:34,224 The dude was in the john with a dirty mag. 1241 01:14:34,266 --> 01:14:36,185 If that's me, I'm painting the ceiling. 1242 01:14:36,226 --> 01:14:38,228 Who does this Matt guy think he is, anyways? 1243 01:14:38,270 --> 01:14:41,190 He's jerking us around. How do we know this is real? 1244 01:14:41,231 --> 01:14:44,318 If you just go to Big Window, look at the dude's face. 1245 01:14:44,359 --> 01:14:46,820 You would know. It's for real. 1246 01:14:46,862 --> 01:14:48,864 Merj, how many times have I been wrong? 1247 01:14:48,906 --> 01:14:51,366 Pfft. Stupid monkey-ass moron. 1248 01:14:51,408 --> 01:14:53,452 Why don't you quit wasting my time over here? 1249 01:14:54,661 --> 01:14:56,288 Hey, bagel guy. 1250 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:02,461 You know my name? 1251 01:15:02,503 --> 01:15:05,464 She says to me, "You look like Lionel Richie." 1252 01:15:05,506 --> 01:15:07,341 Well, that's great, isn't it? 1253 01:15:07,341 --> 01:15:09,092 No, that's not great. That's not good. 1254 01:15:09,134 --> 01:15:10,302 Are you Chris? 1255 01:15:10,344 --> 01:15:13,138 - No, but I can be. - Chris would be me. 1256 01:15:13,180 --> 01:15:15,390 Excuse me. 1257 01:15:15,432 --> 01:15:18,393 I need to place a bet. 1258 01:15:19,686 --> 01:15:20,729 Can you deal with this? 1259 01:15:24,525 --> 01:15:28,237 - Yeah, sure. - Good. 1260 01:15:28,278 --> 01:15:30,072 The thing is, it's a sucker bet. 1261 01:15:30,113 --> 01:15:31,782 It's going to be over in twenty four hours. 1262 01:15:31,823 --> 01:15:35,202 32 hours, 12 minutes, and 26 seconds. 1263 01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:36,370 Thanks. 1264 01:15:37,955 --> 01:15:39,915 Plus, Matt has this whole, uh... 1265 01:15:39,957 --> 01:15:43,710 you know, midnight madness thing mapped out and... 1266 01:15:43,752 --> 01:15:46,672 His friend is coming over at the stroke of midnight. 1267 01:15:46,713 --> 01:15:49,007 You get it? The stroke of midnight? 1268 01:15:50,926 --> 01:15:52,761 Thanks, buddy. 1269 01:15:54,388 --> 01:15:55,848 So, you'll take it? 1270 01:15:55,889 --> 01:15:58,559 Sure. 1271 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,352 Thank you. 1272 01:16:00,394 --> 01:16:03,397 - Aw... 1273 01:16:03,438 --> 01:16:05,440 - Uhh. 1274 01:16:10,070 --> 01:16:12,906 # I close my eyes when I get too sad # 1275 01:16:12,948 --> 01:16:15,242 # I think thoughts that I know are bad # 1276 01:16:15,242 --> 01:16:18,036 # Close my eyes, and I count to ten # 1277 01:16:18,078 --> 01:16:20,414 # Hope it's over when I open them # 1278 01:16:20,414 --> 01:16:22,833 # I want the things that I had before # 1279 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:25,752 # Like a Star Wars poster on the bedroom door # 1280 01:16:25,752 --> 01:16:27,337 # I wish I could count to ten # 1281 01:16:27,379 --> 01:16:28,797 Ohh! Ohh! 1282 01:16:28,839 --> 01:16:30,340 # Make everything be wonderful again # 1283 01:16:30,382 --> 01:16:33,260 Ohh! Ohh! Aah! 1284 01:16:33,302 --> 01:16:35,888 # We'll sit around while they get some air # 1285 01:16:35,929 --> 01:16:38,557 # I hear them scream, I hear them fight # 1286 01:16:38,599 --> 01:16:41,435 # They say bad words that make me want to cry # 1287 01:16:41,476 --> 01:16:42,811 # I close my eyes when I go to bed # 1288 01:16:42,853 --> 01:16:46,064 She's filled with heavenly sweetness. 1289 01:16:46,106 --> 01:16:48,233 # I'll feel better when I hear them say # 1290 01:16:48,275 --> 01:16:49,735 I somehow don't think Mr. Butterworth... 1291 01:16:49,776 --> 01:16:51,820 would appreciate that very much. 1292 01:16:51,862 --> 01:16:54,781 # Why must this mean everything # 1293 01:16:54,781 --> 01:16:59,453 # When you're little, and the world's so big # 1294 01:16:59,494 --> 01:17:02,331 # I just don't understand how # 1295 01:17:02,372 --> 01:17:06,084 # You can smile with all those tears in your eyes # 1296 01:17:06,126 --> 01:17:10,464 # Tell me everything is wonderful now # 1297 01:17:10,506 --> 01:17:12,758 # No # 1298 01:17:12,799 --> 01:17:14,468 # Na na na na na na na # 1299 01:17:14,510 --> 01:17:18,305 # No, I don't wanna hear you tell me # 1300 01:17:18,347 --> 01:17:20,432 Excuse me, is this taken? 1301 01:17:20,474 --> 01:17:22,267 No. 1302 01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:25,771 # That I will understand some day # 1303 01:17:25,812 --> 01:17:27,606 # No, no, no # 1304 01:17:27,648 --> 01:17:30,275 # No, no, no, no # 1305 01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:33,445 # Someday, If I hate everything # 1306 01:17:33,487 --> 01:17:35,155 # Please don't tell me # 1307 01:17:35,197 --> 01:17:38,033 # Everything Is wonderful now # 1308 01:17:38,075 --> 01:17:40,786 # Na na na na na na na # 1309 01:17:40,827 --> 01:17:41,954 # Na na na na na na na # 1310 01:17:41,995 --> 01:17:43,789 # No # 1311 01:17:43,830 --> 01:17:45,791 Aah! 1312 01:17:45,832 --> 01:17:49,294 # Everything Is wonderful now # 1313 01:17:50,379 --> 01:17:52,506 - You got to help me. - You got to knock. 1314 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:57,970 I'm seeing things. 1315 01:17:58,011 --> 01:18:00,180 I swear to God, everywhere I look... 1316 01:18:00,222 --> 01:18:02,391 I'm seeing tits and ass. 1317 01:18:02,432 --> 01:18:06,478 When I came in here, I swear to God, I saw you kissing a nun. 1318 01:18:13,527 --> 01:18:16,238 Oh, my God! You were kissing a nun! 1319 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:19,116 I'm slipping, Matt. I've already slipped. 1320 01:18:19,157 --> 01:18:21,994 - It's your stories. - This is my fault? 1321 01:18:22,035 --> 01:18:23,745 No, it's mine. 1322 01:18:23,787 --> 01:18:25,414 It's been bubbling under the surface... 1323 01:18:25,455 --> 01:18:27,875 for a long time now. 1324 01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:29,585 I'm leaving the seminary for a little while. 1325 01:18:29,626 --> 01:18:31,420 What? 1326 01:18:31,461 --> 01:18:34,298 It's just a sabbatical. If I come back... 1327 01:18:34,339 --> 01:18:36,842 When I come back, it'll be for good. 1328 01:18:36,884 --> 01:18:39,094 So, you can't help me? 1329 01:18:39,136 --> 01:18:42,097 You're on your own, little man. 1330 01:19:01,909 --> 01:19:03,035 Ahh. 1331 01:19:07,456 --> 01:19:10,417 Well, welcome to the cathedral of ill repute. 1332 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:11,543 Merci, monsieur. 1333 01:19:11,585 --> 01:19:13,962 Um, make yourself comfortable. 1334 01:19:14,004 --> 01:19:15,714 Bien sur. 1335 01:19:16,924 --> 01:19:19,301 I almost fucked an outlet today. 1336 01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:23,013 You, uh... 1337 01:19:23,055 --> 01:19:25,140 Since when do you smoke, Matt? 1338 01:19:25,182 --> 01:19:27,476 - Since today. - Jesus. 1339 01:19:27,518 --> 01:19:29,520 Is this him? 1340 01:19:29,561 --> 01:19:31,355 Yep. That's our boy. 1341 01:19:31,396 --> 01:19:33,815 You've started a whole new movement. 1342 01:19:33,857 --> 01:19:38,111 Megatonchism... sex without orgasms ever. 1343 01:19:39,780 --> 01:19:42,574 You like to party? 1344 01:19:42,616 --> 01:19:44,993 Can I borrow your handcuffs? 1345 01:19:46,995 --> 01:19:49,581 If my hand is free, I'm bound to do anything with it. 1346 01:19:49,623 --> 01:19:50,749 Anything. 1347 01:19:50,791 --> 01:19:52,626 How much did you drink, Matt? 1348 01:19:52,626 --> 01:19:54,962 God's spirit made Jesus go to the desert. 1349 01:19:54,962 --> 01:19:57,756 He was there for forty days while Satan tested him. 1350 01:19:57,798 --> 01:20:00,509 He was living with the wild animals... 1351 01:20:00,551 --> 01:20:03,554 but angels took care of him. 1352 01:20:03,595 --> 01:20:06,306 Mark 1:12. 1353 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:15,190 I look like Jesus on the cross. 1354 01:20:15,232 --> 01:20:18,402 - Yes, you do. - Yep. 1355 01:20:18,443 --> 01:20:19,903 You do. 1356 01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:22,155 So, what about your late night visitor? 1357 01:20:22,197 --> 01:20:25,284 Leave the front door open a little bit... 1358 01:20:25,325 --> 01:20:29,454 and put that key right there. 1359 01:20:31,832 --> 01:20:33,041 When she comes, I'll tell her... 1360 01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:34,793 I was accosted by home invaders... 1361 01:20:34,835 --> 01:20:36,628 and they tied me up. 1362 01:20:36,670 --> 01:20:39,464 OK, champ. Anastasia and I are going to leave now... 1363 01:20:39,506 --> 01:20:43,010 so... you should sleep. 1364 01:20:43,051 --> 01:20:44,511 Think about the angels. 1365 01:20:44,553 --> 01:20:46,805 Peace be with you. 1366 01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:52,686 He is a little weird, but it is Easter. 1367 01:21:00,235 --> 01:21:01,945 I feel like it's my first time. 1368 01:21:01,987 --> 01:21:03,989 It is, isn't it? 1369 01:21:04,031 --> 01:21:07,451 You are going to be great. 1370 01:21:07,492 --> 01:21:08,869 It's going to be great. 1371 01:21:26,887 --> 01:21:28,388 Ha! 1372 01:21:31,433 --> 01:21:35,521 Haah! 1373 01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:57,459 Whoal 1374 01:21:57,501 --> 01:22:01,046 Aahl 1375 01:22:14,601 --> 01:22:16,395 Uhh 1376 01:22:19,523 --> 01:22:20,816 Show me you can do it. 1377 01:22:23,861 --> 01:22:26,280 You can do it, Matt. 1378 01:22:26,321 --> 01:22:28,615 Show me you can do it. 1379 01:22:28,657 --> 01:22:30,242 Ohh. 1380 01:22:33,036 --> 01:22:35,455 You can do it, Matt. You can do it. 1381 01:22:35,497 --> 01:22:37,457 You can... 1382 01:22:37,499 --> 01:22:39,001 Ohh! 1383 01:22:41,336 --> 01:22:43,213 Oh, there we go. 1384 01:22:43,255 --> 01:22:47,134 - Doesn't that feel better? - Ohh. Uhh. 1385 01:22:47,176 --> 01:22:49,303 Relax, baby. 1386 01:22:49,344 --> 01:22:51,263 It's over. 1387 01:22:58,896 --> 01:23:02,107 What? Why? Why would you do this? 1388 01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:04,860 Well, this all started because of me. 1389 01:23:04,902 --> 01:23:07,821 It only seems natural that I should end it, huh? 1390 01:23:11,658 --> 01:23:15,287 Oh, here's your key. 1391 01:23:15,329 --> 01:23:17,456 I kept meaning to return it. 1392 01:23:17,497 --> 01:23:19,458 It turns out the front door was open. 1393 01:23:21,835 --> 01:23:22,961 Are you expecting someone? 1394 01:23:23,003 --> 01:23:26,131 Oh, fuck. 1395 01:23:53,367 --> 01:23:54,743 - Uhh! 1396 01:24:02,709 --> 01:24:05,587 Oh, my... 1397 01:24:05,629 --> 01:24:08,841 I was asleep. I thought she was you. 1398 01:24:08,882 --> 01:24:11,718 Ohh. Was it worth it? 1399 01:24:14,221 --> 01:24:16,348 Oh, come on, Erica, please. 1400 01:24:16,390 --> 01:24:17,933 Erica! 1401 01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:20,686 Erica! 1402 01:24:20,727 --> 01:24:22,521 Oh, shit. 1403 01:24:45,210 --> 01:24:47,880 # I see the fever # 1404 01:24:47,921 --> 01:24:53,385 # And I love her for that # 1405 01:24:53,427 --> 01:24:55,596 I'll say it was me. I'll say I set the whole thing up. 1406 01:24:55,637 --> 01:24:58,390 I'll say that I handcuffed you to the bed... which is true... 1407 01:24:58,432 --> 01:25:01,226 that I sent her over here. 1408 01:25:01,268 --> 01:25:02,895 She was here to see me. 1409 01:25:04,646 --> 01:25:06,356 No. 1410 01:25:06,398 --> 01:25:10,777 No? I'll tell her something less idiotic, obviously, but... 1411 01:25:12,112 --> 01:25:14,823 No. 1412 01:25:14,865 --> 01:25:17,492 No more lies. 1413 01:25:17,534 --> 01:25:19,077 This doesn't seem like one of those... 1414 01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:22,122 "truth will set you free" situations. 1415 01:25:23,832 --> 01:25:25,501 No, it doesn't. 1416 01:25:33,717 --> 01:25:36,261 Hey. 1417 01:25:36,303 --> 01:25:38,680 Guess who dropped by. 1418 01:25:40,098 --> 01:25:42,476 He left hours ago. 1419 01:25:42,476 --> 01:25:44,770 He brought you this. 1420 01:25:44,811 --> 01:25:47,606 Personally, I prefer the telegram... 1421 01:25:47,648 --> 01:25:49,650 but I did get to talk to him for a little bit. 1422 01:25:49,691 --> 01:25:51,652 So? I don't want to hear about it. 1423 01:25:51,693 --> 01:25:54,655 - OK. - But now you're on his side? 1424 01:25:54,696 --> 01:25:57,658 Yeah, Erica. He melted my heart. 1425 01:25:57,658 --> 01:26:01,203 He's a real mess about you. It was a little pathetic. 1426 01:26:01,245 --> 01:26:03,455 That's not good enough. 1427 01:26:03,497 --> 01:26:04,831 Don't be stupid, Erica. 1428 01:26:04,831 --> 01:26:07,376 He's crazy about you. What else do you want? 1429 01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:14,341 # She wouldn't let me, and I love her for that # 1430 01:26:15,843 --> 01:26:19,638 # Ooh, oh # 1431 01:26:21,682 --> 01:26:24,476 # And though # 1432 01:26:24,518 --> 01:26:27,646 # You steal her # 1433 01:26:27,688 --> 01:26:33,026 # You love her and deceive her # 1434 01:26:33,026 --> 01:26:38,240 # She did nothing # 1435 01:26:38,282 --> 01:26:41,243 # So wrong # 1436 01:26:41,285 --> 01:26:47,499 # So wrong # 1437 01:27:05,434 --> 01:27:07,269 # Oh # 1438 01:27:07,311 --> 01:27:09,521 Helps with static cling. 1439 01:27:09,563 --> 01:27:16,111 # And I love her for that # 1440 01:27:20,199 --> 01:27:22,034 Where's your laundry? 1441 01:27:24,578 --> 01:27:26,914 I've been here every day this week. 1442 01:27:26,955 --> 01:27:29,082 All my laundry's clean. 1443 01:27:34,129 --> 01:27:36,798 I know I screwed up with you... 1444 01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:39,343 over and over and over. 1445 01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:42,304 It just took me a long time to realize what I was doing. 1446 01:27:42,346 --> 01:27:43,972 Yes, it did. 1447 01:27:46,058 --> 01:27:51,563 I was trying to take a part of me and make it go away. 1448 01:27:51,605 --> 01:27:57,903 And I closed my world off, and I put myself in a little box. 1449 01:27:57,945 --> 01:28:00,405 And for a while, everything seemed clear. 1450 01:28:03,867 --> 01:28:05,661 But then you came along... 1451 01:28:05,702 --> 01:28:09,623 and that didn't help anything. 1452 01:28:11,124 --> 01:28:13,502 Remember when you said that you could never tell... 1453 01:28:13,544 --> 01:28:14,837 about someone until you kiss them? 1454 01:28:18,006 --> 01:28:20,342 Well... 1455 01:28:20,384 --> 01:28:24,596 I screwed up. l... I should've just done this. 1456 01:28:35,816 --> 01:28:38,443 Are you done talking now? 1457 01:29:00,215 --> 01:29:02,301 Thirty eight hours exactly. 1458 01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:04,636 - Son of a bitch. - Damn it. 1459 01:29:04,678 --> 01:29:08,015 The pot's up to 140. Anybody else want in on hour 39? 1460 01:29:08,015 --> 01:29:09,808 Hey, hey. 1461 01:29:09,850 --> 01:29:13,312 How do we even know that they're still even in there? 1462 01:29:13,353 --> 01:29:17,149 They could've put the CD player on repeat or shuffle. 1463 01:29:17,191 --> 01:29:19,943 - That's a good point. - It is a good point... 1464 01:29:19,985 --> 01:29:21,486 because they could've snuck out the back window... 1465 01:29:21,528 --> 01:29:23,530 and we're still sitting around here like a bunch of chimps. 1466 01:29:23,572 --> 01:29:25,949 - Chimps. - You know what? Look at me. 1467 01:29:25,991 --> 01:29:28,744 I've been here the whole time. Believe it. 1468 01:29:40,672 --> 01:29:43,675 Oh, put me in for a tenner. 1469 01:29:43,717 --> 01:29:48,514 He'll keep going. Two dollars, please. 1470 01:29:49,723 --> 01:29:52,226 - Uhh. 1471 01:30:02,945 --> 01:30:04,738 - Hey, Matt. - What's up, Matt? 1472 01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:05,906 Hey, Matt. 1473 01:30:05,948 --> 01:30:08,951 All right, you guys. Come on, get out. Get out of my house. 1474 01:30:10,494 --> 01:30:12,246 No, no. You know what? 1475 01:30:12,287 --> 01:30:13,747 Come on, come on. Get out of my house. 1476 01:30:13,747 --> 01:30:15,123 I'll just take this. 1477 01:30:15,165 --> 01:30:16,917 Bye. 1478 01:30:16,959 --> 01:30:18,544 - Later, stud. - See you later. 1479 01:30:18,585 --> 01:30:21,213 Thanks for the fish, Matt. 1480 01:30:21,255 --> 01:30:23,382 Looking good. How long are you going to be in there? 1481 01:30:23,423 --> 01:30:24,800 - Let's go. - Hey, I'm going. 1482 01:30:24,842 --> 01:30:26,760 Chris, I'm going to call you tomorrow, all right? 1483 01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:27,928 - What are you doing? - You, too. 1484 01:30:27,970 --> 01:30:29,930 - I don't have my keys on me. - Good. 1485 01:30:29,972 --> 01:30:31,431 Wait, this is my house, dude. 1486 01:30:31,431 --> 01:30:34,351 Not for the next twenty four hours, it's not. 1487 01:30:34,393 --> 01:30:37,396 And you all should be ashamed of yourselves. 1488 01:30:37,437 --> 01:30:39,314 You're kidding. Don't have sex on my bed. 1489 01:30:39,356 --> 01:30:42,568 He can't last in there another 24 hours. He'll die. 1490 01:30:42,609 --> 01:30:44,736 How much you want to bet? 1491 01:30:44,778 --> 01:30:48,574 How much do I want to bet that he'll actually die? 1492 01:30:48,615 --> 01:30:51,285 - I'll put ten bucks on it. - Another ten. 1493 01:30:51,326 --> 01:30:52,661 I don't have a life. 1494 01:30:52,911 --> 01:30:55,455 # A little sexual frustration # 1495 01:30:55,497 --> 01:30:58,709 # Combined with lack of motivation # 1496 01:30:58,750 --> 01:31:01,628 # And a loss of concentration # 1497 01:31:01,670 --> 01:31:05,424 # I got a strange disease # 1498 01:31:05,465 --> 01:31:07,259 # Two weeks ago # 1499 01:31:07,301 --> 01:31:10,596 # You said you'd never leave me # 1500 01:31:10,637 --> 01:31:13,056 # And here I am alone # 1501 01:31:13,098 --> 01:31:16,727 # And in this world of reckless happenstance # 1502 01:31:16,768 --> 01:31:19,771 # Why do good things have to go away # 1503 01:31:19,813 --> 01:31:22,482 # And leave you with nothing # 1504 01:31:22,524 --> 01:31:24,693 # Yeah, you left me with nothing # 1505 01:31:24,735 --> 01:31:27,863 # Ah ah ah ah # 1506 01:31:27,905 --> 01:31:29,907 # Ah # 1507 01:31:29,948 --> 01:31:32,618 # A strange disease # 1508 01:31:32,659 --> 01:31:35,662 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1509 01:31:35,704 --> 01:31:38,874 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1510 01:31:38,916 --> 01:31:41,627 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1511 01:31:41,668 --> 01:31:44,796 # Overemotional sensations # 1512 01:31:44,838 --> 01:31:47,841 # Sit by your television stations # 1513 01:31:47,883 --> 01:31:51,094 # And unaffected by locations # 1514 01:31:51,136 --> 01:31:54,264 # I got a strange disease # 1515 01:31:54,306 --> 01:31:57,267 # I can't seem to get to sleep # 1516 01:31:57,309 --> 01:32:00,437 # I don't want nothing to eat # 1517 01:32:00,479 --> 01:32:03,273 # Walking up and down your street # 1518 01:32:03,315 --> 01:32:06,902 # I got a strange disease # 1519 01:32:06,944 --> 01:32:09,238 # Why did you have # 1520 01:32:09,279 --> 01:32:12,324 # To put so much pressure on me? # 1521 01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:14,868 # You pushed my heart away # 1522 01:32:14,910 --> 01:32:18,413 # I didn't mean to scare you, little one # 1523 01:32:18,455 --> 01:32:21,500 # Is there nothing I can say? # 1524 01:32:21,542 --> 01:32:24,253 # Don't leave me with nothing # 1525 01:32:24,294 --> 01:32:26,421 # Yeah, you left me with nothing # 1526 01:32:26,463 --> 01:32:29,550 # Ah ah ah ah # 1527 01:32:29,591 --> 01:32:31,552 # Ah # 1528 01:32:31,552 --> 01:32:34,263 # And a strange disease # 1529 01:32:34,304 --> 01:32:37,349 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1530 01:32:37,391 --> 01:32:40,519 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1531 01:32:40,561 --> 01:32:43,188 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1532 01:32:56,118 --> 01:32:59,079 # Now I'm standing in the rain # 1533 01:32:59,079 --> 01:33:02,124 # Water's soaking through my brain # 1534 01:33:02,165 --> 01:33:05,169 # Every droplet speaks your name # 1535 01:33:05,210 --> 01:33:08,463 # And it's driving me insane # 1536 01:33:08,505 --> 01:33:11,758 # I don't want to go to work, my libido's gone berserk # 1537 01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:13,177 # I don't want nothing to eat # 1538 01:33:13,218 --> 01:33:14,636 # Walkin' up and down your street # 1539 01:33:14,678 --> 01:33:16,847 # But only two weeks ago # 1540 01:33:16,889 --> 01:33:20,142 # You said you'd never leave me # 1541 01:33:20,184 --> 01:33:22,728 # Now here I am alone # 1542 01:33:22,769 --> 01:33:26,273 # And in this world of reckless happenstance # 1543 01:33:26,315 --> 01:33:29,401 # Why do good things have to go away # 1544 01:33:29,443 --> 01:33:31,987 # And leave you with nothing # 1545 01:33:32,029 --> 01:33:34,323 # Yeah, you left me with nothing # 1546 01:33:34,364 --> 01:33:37,409 # Ah ah ah ah # 1547 01:33:37,451 --> 01:33:39,494 # Ah # 1548 01:33:39,536 --> 01:33:42,289 # A strange disease # 1549 01:33:42,331 --> 01:33:45,334 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1550 01:33:45,375 --> 01:33:48,462 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1551 01:33:48,504 --> 01:33:51,507 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1552 01:33:51,548 --> 01:33:54,676 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1553 01:33:54,718 --> 01:33:57,721 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1554 01:33:57,763 --> 01:34:00,933 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1555 01:34:00,974 --> 01:34:02,893 # Wee-ooh, wee-ooh # 1556 01:34:03,893 --> 01:34:20,267 Subtitle edited By @UCALANCHE 110538

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