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♪♪
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The key to a gigantic afternoon cocktail
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is a well-balanced skewer.
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You can't go wrong.
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Yes, Klaus, ya can.
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I like my olive holes
clean as a whistle.
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Dang, you straight-up
inhaled that blue cheese!
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I don't think your
esophagus even opened!
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I prefer to let my lungs
digest the useless stuff.
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Klaus, my good man!
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Jeffrey, my good sir!
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To what do I owe this great pleasure?
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I'm here to invite you
on a pleasant afternoon!
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A pleasant afternoon, you say?
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That sounds delightful!
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Every day with the pleasant afternoons.
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You're like an old retired couple.
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- Thank you!
- Thank you!
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♪ Ooh, that's why I'm easy ♪
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♪♪
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♪ I'm easy like Sunday morning ♪
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[HORN HONKS]
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪♪
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♪ That's why I'm easy ♪
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♪ I'm easy like Sunday morning ♪
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Hey Klaus, what's your greatest dream?
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Probably renting a lake house together.
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Imagine the pleasant afternoons
we could have there together!
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What's your greatest dream?
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I think this might be it...
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- [HORROR MUSIC PLAYING]
- _
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♪♪
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[SCREAM ECHOING]
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♪♪
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- Klaus, my good man!
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Jeffrey, my good sir!
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They're still doing pleasant afternoons?
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Yup.
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Today is actually quite pleasant, Stan!
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We're going to an estate sale!
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The sellers make up the craziest stories
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to unload some dead guy's junk.
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Every sword is Excalibur and
all the guns killed Kennedy.
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Headed to Sub Hub.
Might be my last shift ever, though.
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Everyone's freaking out
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about a new sandwich
shop opening tomorrow.
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The owners are some hot
shots from Albuquerque.
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Did you say... Albuquerque?
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- Yeah.
- The Abq is home
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to the world's foremost
sandwich innovators!
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It's a proving ground for
sandwich artists, Hayley!
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Yeah, whatever. I'm leaving now.
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I heard in Albuquerque
they shave the meat so thin
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you can hold it up to the
light and look through it
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to see the exact moment of your death.
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Yum.
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♪♪
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Hey, it's the pleasant boys!
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Looking good!
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Principal Lewis,
shouldn't you be in school?
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Shh, I'm playing hooky.
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I never miss an estate sale.
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They're treasure troves
for vintage pornography.
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- Oh?
- Oh.
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Very much "oh."
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Last month, I found a poor-condition
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Penthouse number one!
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It tells the vagina's origin story.
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Welcome, everyone!
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Here comes the crazy backstory.
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I bet she'll say an
astronaut lived here.
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No! A disgraced sea captain!
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Bet you a slice of pie.
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You're on!
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The items in this
house are very special,
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because the owner was very unique.
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The house was owned by...
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Come on, disgraced sea captain...
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a wizard!
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- Damn!
- Pie!
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Better get your checkbooks out,
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because you pathetic mortals can
own a dead wizard's air fryer!
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ROGER: I'll pay fifty dollars for it!
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Rolex Gordini, and I'm my own boss.
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Reselling random stuff on eBay
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is one of my many side
gigs in the new economy.
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Okay.
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How much for this fancy comb?
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Ahh yes, the enchanted hair comb.
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Save it, lady.
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- Five bucks?
- Sold.
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Is this a first generation Sonicare?!
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I'll give you ten dollars for it.
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Two hundred if it comes
with the gunky base.
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Three hundred if it
comes with a funky vase.
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That comb gives me the creeps.
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What's with all the weird
writing on the side?
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Whatever man,
it's gonna look sick in my alcove.
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Let's boogie.
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♪♪
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Ooh.
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Get in line,
those are the hottest boys in town.
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Anyhoo, I'll be taking this turn o'
the century strap-on.
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That's a civil war telescope.
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Riiiiight.
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♪♪
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Albuquerque has been on warp speed
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with sandwich development
for years, Francine!
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Who would've thought we'd
see jalapeño ciabatta
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in our lifetime?
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[EASTERN EUROPEAN HOUSE MUSIC
PLAYING THROUGH SPEAKER]
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Is this joker serious?
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Think ya could use headphones, pal?
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Nah.
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This [BLEEP] guy, Stan!
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The nerve! And so ugly!
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Please, let's not do anything rash...
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Especially his face is ugly!
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[MUSIC SHUTS OFF]
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Okay sure,
that was my black cherry Zevia...
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[OBJECT THUMPING]
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What was that?!
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[SHIVERS]
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Little chilly.
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Jesus, Stan.
It's cold as a mummy's popsicle in here.
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Stan?
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Who's there?
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[OBJECT THUMPS]
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Who's down there?
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Jeff?
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Hayley?
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Jurgen?
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♪♪
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Ahhhhhhhhh!
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You saw a ghost?! Are you okay?
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This is gonna sound weird,
but I'm actually better than okay.
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I want you to meet my...
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♪♪
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g-g-g-g...
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Yes! My new girlfriend!
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She's a wraith, bro!
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[SHRIEKS]
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I get it, man.
I passed out last night, too.
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From exhaustion.
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From all the lovemaking.
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Jeff, wake up,
you're being rude right now.
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♪♪
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As I was saying, making love to a wraith
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is like boning a fine mist.
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Is that good?
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[CHUCKLING] Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God!
There's a ghost doing sudoku!
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She's my new girlfriend!
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How?
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Love is a mystery, Hayley.
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I was just explaining
that to these jabronis.
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- Pull up a seat.
- Definitely not.
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Hey, don't you have a pickleball
match against the Debs?
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[SHRIEKS]
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Don't be jealous, you can come.
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I'm actually a bit of an athlete.
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Feel my bicep.
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[STRAINING] I'm not even flexing.
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Waddup, Debs?
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Ready to get your shit rocked again?
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Is the wraith gonna sit
there the whole time?
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Of course, she's my girlfriend.
Head in the game.
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It's just...
I didn't want to say anything before,
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but it kinda feels like she's
staring through my soul.
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You wish, bro. Head in the game!
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Okay!
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Fault! Heh,
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looks like your ace server's
having an off day, Klaus!
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Classic Deb, always with the razzing!
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[BLEEP] this bitch up.
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Aah!
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I'm so sorry! I'll bring water!
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And a beer!
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Oh, good, you're awake.
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I have terrible news.
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Stan, your jaw is completely shattered.
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[MUFFLED] Need sandwiches.
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Sandwiches? Oh, hell no.
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Your life is headed in
another direction right now.
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You're entering the straw phase.
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♪♪
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Um, Klaus? You missed the part
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where you bang coconuts together.
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Let's talk about the creative
direction of this band.
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This song sounds too, I dunno, happy?
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But good music isn't happy, right?
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I think our songs should be darker,
wraithier.
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Our songs should be wraithier?
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Exactly.
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And this is your idea?
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Yes. I've been wrestling
with it for weeks.
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Really? You wanted
our music to be wraithier
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even before you two met?
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We should be experimenting
with new kinds of instruments.
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Like instead of coconuts,
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I could shake this coffee
tin filled with old teeth.
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[TEETH RATTLING]
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Sounds great, right?
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- Klaus...
- Or I could rattle chains.
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Klaus?
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[LAUGHS]
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Sorry, sometimes she hijacks my brain
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and shows me hilarious visions.
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- She's so funny.
- Ugh.
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Jeff, where are you going?
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Damn, he's gone.
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Show me the cat video again.
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[LAUGHING]
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♪♪
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How's your lasagna, Stan?
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Smooth enough for ya?
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Let me guess.
Mom pissed off another beefy dude
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and dad got caught in the crossfire.
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Sorry we're late. We were making love.
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Well...?
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You're too kind.
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Now, I have an announcement!
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The wraith and I are going to
rent a lake house together!
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What?! You're taking that
thing to our lake house?!
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I'm sorry, did we talk about
renting a lake house together?
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Yeah! You said
it was your greatest dream!
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Really? Huh.
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I don't even remember thinking that.
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May I be excused?!
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Who are you asking?
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Permission!
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I need advice, Roger.
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You caught me at a bad time.
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I'm freelance graphic
designing a new Apple logo.
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It's on spec so I won't get
paid until Tim Cook buys it.
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I can't stand Klaus's girlfriend.
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She ruined our pleasant afternoons!
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Sounds like a textbook comb wraith.
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A what?
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I'll explain in the car.
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I'm also a Lyft driver.
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If I can design a couple
of logos on the way,
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bring Greg his pad
Thai and build a shed,
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I'll make forty-five dollars today.
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This is the last
surviving Lyft mustache.
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They don't want people
to use these anymore.
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Go ahead, try it on.
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JEFF: Ugh, I wish Klaus's
wraith would disappear forever.
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- Are you being selfish, Jeff?
- No.
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Okay, then I will help.
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Klaus's wraith is tethered
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to the comb he bought
at the estate sale.
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Wherever the comb goes, the wraith goes.
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Steal the comb and give
it to someone else.
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It's the only way to break them up.
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- [CELLPHONE DINGS]
- Uhp, I got a hit on my Sweet Chef.
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It's this app where the angry
chef at a mediocre restaurant
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lets out his frustrations on
me instead of the waitresses.
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♪♪
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JEFF: Bingo.
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♪♪
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[OBJECT THUMPS]
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00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,169
[SHRIEKS]
265
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:48,139
Aah! I'm pooing, I'm pooing myself!
266
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,979
This is exceptional work, Jeffrey.
267
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,715
Outstanding!
268
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,317
Bravo!
269
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,985
You're quiet today.
270
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,453
Oh, it's nothing.
271
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,455
Hey, did you see my wraith this morning?
272
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,991
When I woke up, she was gone.
273
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,593
Gone, you say?
274
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,329
And she took all her stuff,
even her comb.
275
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,264
She did leave some shitty
underwear on the floor,
276
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,134
so I guess that's a good sign.
277
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,202
[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
278
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:24,809
♪♪
279
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:27,812
We get it, Tuttle.
You're in a good mood.
280
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,548
Oh, I'm better than good.
281
00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:31,550
I don't want to speak out of turn,
282
00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:34,685
but last night I got la-la-la-la-la-laid
283
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,721
by a wra-wra- wra-wra-wra-wraith!
284
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,291
[GASPS]
285
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,026
That's how I looked last night,
286
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,428
for like an hour.
287
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,896
After the sex that
lasted thirty seconds.
288
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:49,401
I was doing what I do every night...
getting my reps in.
289
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,771
Three hundred ninety-six...
290
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,639
Three hundred ninety-seven...
291
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,513
Oh, hello.
292
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,449
And now we're in love!
293
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,786
[FUNK MUSIC PLAYS]
294
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,921
She left me...
295
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,190
for Tuttle.
296
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,159
[SOBBING]
297
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,863
Klaus, this isn't the place to do this.
298
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,433
Would you like me to
walk you to Chili's?
299
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,870
♪♪
300
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:29,007
Do you ever feel lonely during the day?
301
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,142
God, no. I have the TV,
302
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,545
a handful of imaginary friends.
303
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:36,748
This right here is the good life.
304
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,350
My good man!
305
00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,685
Care for a pleasant afternoon?
306
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,954
Sorry, but I'm too depressed
307
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,156
about losing the love of my life.
308
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,559
Well, then a pleasant afternoon
309
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,961
may be just what the doctor ordered.
310
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,430
I'm just gonna stay
here and watch cocomelon
311
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,366
until I understand it.
312
00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:57,169
This is effing horse crap!
313
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,571
We're going to have a pleasant afternoon
314
00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:01,505
whether you like it or not!
315
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,608
You can't make me.
316
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,177
I guess you can.
317
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,580
Stan! Where are you?
318
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:12,850
Your banana-ribeye smoothie
is starting to look nasty.
319
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,286
Stan?
320
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:31,869
Eating a sandwich in your
condition would be suicide.
321
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,271
[GRUNTS]
322
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:42,080
♪♪
323
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:50,822
♪♪
324
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:59,431
♪♪
325
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,466
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
326
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,339
Let's go, Son.
There's nothing to see here.
327
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,108
♪♪
328
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,910
[GRUNTING]
329
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:21,453
♪♪
330
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:23,855
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
331
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:30,328
♪♪
332
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:36,934
♪♪
333
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,870
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
334
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,938
♪♪
335
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,407
[GROANS]
336
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,082
This is the lake house I
rented for my ex-wraith!
337
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,416
Why would you take me here?
338
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,619
Because before it was your guys's dream,
339
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,490
it was our guys's dream.
340
00:15:58,492 --> 00:16:02,894
I already set up Scrabble,
the most pleasant board game.
341
00:16:04,527 --> 00:16:05,917
_
342
00:16:08,339 --> 00:16:09,783
_
343
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,910
_
344
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,840
Let's play something else.
345
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,241
Just stop, Jeff!
346
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:21,179
Leave me alone so I can
die in heartbroken agony.
347
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:26,050
Or a blood infection from
scooting along this cabin floor.
348
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,419
[SIGHS]
349
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,654
[BEEP, PHONE LINE RINGING]
350
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,258
Roger, I need you to steal
the comb back from Tuttle.
351
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,727
I'm delivering grub tonight.
352
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,062
Log onto the app,
order a mediterranean platter
353
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,333
- and write "comb" in the notes.
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
354
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,134
My cheek must've grazed the screen
355
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,204
because I accepted a
housecleaning job in Chimdale.
356
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,672
[CAR CRASHES]
357
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,741
Oh, I hit a deer!
358
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,610
Never mind, it's just a guy.
359
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,482
DOCTOR: Well, look who it is.
360
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:01,619
Stan Smith, star of the local newspaper!
361
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:05,023
Amazing man eats sandwich
was the headline, I believe.
362
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,959
I don't think I like your tone, Doctor.
363
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,827
My husband is a hero.
364
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:13,031
Your husband broke
expensive medical equipment.
365
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,300
That's not considered very
"heroic" where I come from.
366
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,835
That's odd, Doctor.
367
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:21,105
I could've sworn you came
from up your own ass.
368
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,173
[WHIMPERS]
369
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,241
Excuse me?
370
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,910
Oh, I must be mistaken.
371
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,512
That's where yo mama came from!
372
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:29,914
[MUFFLED GRUNTING]
373
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,750
Oh, now you're starting with me?!
374
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,720
You call those punches?
375
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,189
If you're gonna give him a massage,
376
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:39,391
I'm gonna go to the cafeteria.
377
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,131
Thanks, Roger.
378
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,068
Whoa, what's up
with this cucumber salad?
379
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,604
It's all sloshed around
with the hummus...
380
00:17:52,606 --> 00:17:55,139
These mountain roads
are extremely winding,
381
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,742
but that twenty percent
tip is gonna go a long way
382
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,945
towards the repairs the car needs.
383
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:01,947
Okay.
384
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,087
Awwww shucks.
385
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,756
Still depressed. Just taking a leak.
386
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,428
I'm sorry, Klaus.
387
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,896
The wraith's comb?
388
00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,163
Why do you have this?
389
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,233
The wraith never left you for Tuttle.
390
00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:24,368
She is forced to go
wherever the comb goes...
391
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:27,305
so I stole it while you were sleeping
392
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,040
- and gave it to him.
- What?!
393
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,176
I thought she was ruining
pleasant afternoons,
394
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,045
but I was the real problem.
395
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,981
Are you kidding me?
You sabotaged my relationship
396
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,383
to save pleasant afternoons!?
397
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,585
I did.
398
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,455
That's the most beautiful thing
399
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:46,257
that anyone has ever done for me.
400
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,325
Huh?
401
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,461
You fought for me, bro!
402
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,529
No one's ever done that before.
403
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,797
What about the wraith?
404
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,799
I really thought I loved her,
405
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,935
but I guess she never had a choice.
406
00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:59,603
She had to go where the comb told her.
407
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,873
You know what,
I'm gonna do the right thing
408
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,643
and set this bad bitch free!
409
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:11,683
♪♪
410
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,751
[BOTH SCREAMING]
411
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:17,689
That comb was my [BLEEP] home!
412
00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:20,358
Now I destroyed your home!
413
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,560
How does that feel?!
414
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,762
- Technically, it's a Vrbo.
- Klaus!
415
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:28,566
How about I destroy
your bodies instead?!
416
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,968
How about you don't!
417
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:33,104
Klaus just set you free.
He's a good guy.
418
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:36,107
You'd be lucky to have a guy like Klaus!
419
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:40,645
He told everyone we had sex,
which is not true.
420
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:44,448
- You didn't?
- Easy now, we did some stuff.
421
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,184
No, we didn't.
422
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,052
Do you want to... now?
423
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,588
[SHRIEKING]
424
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,524
[HISSING]
425
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:57,195
♪ He goes by the
name of Old Ulysses ♪
426
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,463
♪ Old Ulysses ♪
427
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,599
Stop! You're free now.
428
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,068
Do you really want to kill us?
429
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,203
I...
430
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:08,606
I don't know what I want.
431
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,942
No one has ever asked me before.
432
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,678
Well, what do you want?
433
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,281
No, I'm too embarrassed to say.
434
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,283
Christ, girl! Just say it!
435
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:23,821
Well, I guess I always wanted to, um...
436
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,490
visit every major
league baseball stadium
437
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:30,028
over one unforgettable summer.
438
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:33,765
That sounds... pleasant.
439
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:36,100
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
440
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,902
♪♪
441
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,238
JEFF:
And that's how a pleasant afternoon
442
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,942
turned into the greatest
summer of our lives.
443
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:51,182
Wraithy, I'm home!
444
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,984
Belinda?
445
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,652
Ohh!
446
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:58,256
She's gone!
447
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,158
Bye-bye! See you soon!
448
00:21:02,126 --> 00:21:03,870
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