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[Peter Parker]
We're finally here‐‐
the beach!
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The beach is cool,
Pete, but‐‐
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Ohh!
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Maybe you're
a little too excited?
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Are you kidding, Miles?
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Between school at Horizon
and superhero stuff,
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we never get
to just be normal kids.
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But even summer classes
are done,
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so I'm finally gonna have
the perfect vacation.
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I made a Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.
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See? And right at the top‐‐
beach day.
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You made a checklist
of how to have fun?
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That's the opposite
of fun.
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[boy chuckles] Look at this.
Hmm?
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Some puny eggheads
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wound up on our beach, boys.
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Let's give them
a welcome.
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[grunts]
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Hey.
[laughing]
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You think
that's funny, weirdo?
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[laughing]
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Classic bullies
kicking sand.
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Ah, exactly what would
happen to normal kids.
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I love summer!
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Uhh... Mm...
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Let's get away
from this freak.
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I can now cross
"bully encounter"
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off my beach sub‐list.
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Lots left to do‐‐
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swimming, sand castles,
jellyfish stings.
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If we're gonna do all that,
I need to fuel up.
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Hot dogs. Also on the list.
I'll go get 'em.
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Come one, come all to our
annual summer challenge.
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Beat our boardwalk
hot dog eating champion,
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and you'll win
the cash prize!
[onlookers murmuring]
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We have a challenger.
Step up!
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Hmm. Black Cat?
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That sneaky cat burglar's
stealing from a hot dog contest?
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Peter Parker might
need a vacation,
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but Spider‐Man
can never rest.
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Just got to get this
over with quickly.
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So that I can get back
to Miles with those hot dogs.
[grunts]
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[grunting]
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You.
Look, Cat,
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I've got a whole list
of things to do,
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and you've probably got‐‐
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I don't know‐‐
yarn to bat around.
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Why don't you give
the money back,
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and we'll call it a day?
Oh, sweetheart,
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I thought you'd know me
better than that by now.
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Ohh! Why did I make
eye contact?
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Her bad luck powers. Huh.
It's probably okay.
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I've already decided
this is going to be
the best summer‐‐
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Whoa!
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[groans]
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She'd definitely win
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an Annoying Superpowers
contest.
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Mwah.
[grunts]
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I'm sure I'll be fine.
I mean,
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how long can Black Cat's
bad luck even last?
Huh?
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I just hope Miles isn't
too bored while I'm goooone!
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[slurping]
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[panting]
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[yells, grunts]
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Whoa! Whoa. Ohh!
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Ohh!
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[sighs]
Great.
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Yeah!
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I finally got yooouuu!
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Okay, Black Cat,
it's been fun‐‐
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lie‐‐ but I've
got someone
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who's probably tired
of sitting around
waiting for me,
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so hand over the money.
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You'll never learn, will you?
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Wait. What?
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Huh? Ugh.
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[hacking]
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Ha! See?
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That's how it feels.
Annoying, isn't it?
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Then prepare to be annoy‐‐
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Uhh!
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Ah! No more bad luck.
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[sighs]
Now to call the cops,
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return this money
to the talking hot dog man‐‐
[grunting]
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I can't believe
I just said that‐‐
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...and salvage what's left
of my perfect day.
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[sputtering]
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"Thwop"?
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They never make
a "thwop" sound.
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Great. Dirt
in the mechanism.
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Gonna be a long crawl
back to the beach.
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[groaning]
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[hot dog man]
We have a wiener!
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The new champion is
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Miles Morales!
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[burps]
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And people said
my big mouth was a problem.
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Miles 1, haters 0.
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Pete! You never came back
with the hot dogs,
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and I was starving,
so I won a lot of money.
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You were right.
This was the perfect
beach day.
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Except you sort of totally
completely missed it.
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[sighs] I know.
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More bad luck.
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But don't worry. There's
a lot left on the list,
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and I'll make the perfect
summer vacation happen yet.
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All right. Today I'll finally
get to check something
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off my Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist‐‐
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♪♪ [organ]
my first baseball game.
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I may not know third base
from a seventh‐inning stretch,
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but Aunt May's a fan.
She'll catch me up.
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Peter. There you are.
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Aunt May? You look great!
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Oh. [chuckles]
My game face.
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It's my duty as a superfan
to lend the team my support.
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The New York Spirit rules!
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Uh, I feel
a little underdressed.
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Don't worry. You probably
won't jinx the team.
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Probably.
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Where is everybody?
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I thought the place
would be packed.
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We're playing the Short Sox,
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who we haven't lost to
in a decade.
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Last year,
we won 47 to nothing,
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so people
aren't that interested.
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No suspense.
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[bat clacks]
[gasps]
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[spectators] Aw!
What? Was that a good thing?
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The Short Sox got a home run?
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That hasn't happened in years!
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Yeah!
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Unless that's bad?
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[bat clacks]
Ohh!
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[spectators groan]
Another homer?
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Impossible.
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Definitely bad. Right?
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I'm a nervous eater.
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Can you
get us some snacks?
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Peanuts? Nah.
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Nachos?
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Nah.
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Peanut nachos.
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Nah.
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Hmm. Let me think.
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[spectators] Ohh!
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What? How could the ball
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have changed
angular momentum like that?
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The basic physics
don't add up.
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[laughing]
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Hmm.
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I'm no expert
on "sportology,"
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but that's not right.
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[spectators] Ohh!
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[laughing]
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I'm no expert, but that seems
like bad sportsmanship.
Huh?
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Remote controlling
the ball?
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Yeah. I'm gonna
call that a foul. Foul‐‐
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That's baseball, right?
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I'm not mixing up sports, am I?
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I wasn't doing anything.
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Oh, so you're running away
because you're innocent? Aah!
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Watch it! Hey!
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I thought I was here
for baseball, not dodgeball.
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[bat clacks]
[cheering]
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A line‐drive home run?
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Ho‐ho, we're back!
The Spirit rules!
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Too bad Pete's missing this.
What's taking him so long?
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Oof! Uhh!
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How's that thing work?
Magnetic waves?
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Magnetic waves,
sound waves, air currents.
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The forces of nature
are controllable by me,
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the Tinkerer.
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[chuckles] The who now?
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The Tinkerer.
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I invent things,
sometimes evil things.
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I'm a master criminal.
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Nope. Still not
ringing a bell.
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If you really are
some super villain,
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why was your big plan
to mess up a baseball game?
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I'm sick of my team
always getting beaten.
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You're some big hero,
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so you have no idea
what it's like to lose
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time and time again.
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Uh... yeah. No idea.
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I just wanted to see
my boys win for once.
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Is that so wrong?
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Is cheating wrong?
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I'm gonna go with yes.
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But, hey, at least I know
who you are now, Tinkertron.
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Tinkerer!
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And you're out!
[chuckles]
♪♪ [organ plays "Charge"]
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Again, that is baseball
I'm thinking of, right?
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♪♪ [organ]
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Sorry.
Long line at concessions.
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You missed the comeback
of the century.
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The Spirit are
crushing the Short Sox.
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Sorry I missed all the action.
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I'll have to come again
next game.
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Honey,
I'm not superstitious,
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but maybe you shouldn't
come to any more games.
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You might be a jinx.
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I'm running behind, Gwen.
I know.
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Did he pick up? He lost
his ticket, didn't he?
♪♪ [loud rock]
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How can you be late,
Peter?
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Ross Calaban is your
favorite singer,
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and these seats
are amazing.
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You didn't lose
your ticket, did you?
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He lost his ticket,
didn't he?
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No! I didn't lose the ticket.
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I'll be there
sooner than soon.
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You'd better. It's gonna
start any minute.
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Remember,
this concert's on your
Perfect Summer checklist.
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Get here.
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Whoa! Is that him?
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Ross Calaban?
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Whoa, guys,
I've got a show to do.
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Can I sign autographs after?
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[knuckles cracking]
Heh heh heh heh.
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Let me go!
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[grunting] Ah.
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Something tells me those thugs
aren't members of his fan club.
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[tires screeching]
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Uhh!
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Dad, I want
my birthday present.
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Now, if ya know
what's good for ya.
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Heh. My son knows
what he wants, huh?
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That'll serve you well
in business, kid.
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I'll give you the business.
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[chuckling] Okay.
Take off the blindfold.
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Huh? You see that?
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[tooting]
It's that, uh‐‐
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It's the singer
all the kids like.
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Daddy did good,
am I right?
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Ross Calaban!
Sing, ya punk. Now!
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Uh‐‐ Oh, okay, okay,
sure, yeah.
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D‐Do you‐‐
Do you have music or‐‐
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I usually sing to music.
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Dad, this guy
might sing like an angel,
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but he don't hear too good.
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Uh, take him out back
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and pop some sense
into the pop star, boys.
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Wait! No, no, no, no, no.
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I could sing without music.
Sure. Uh, no problem.
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Hey! Hands off the megastar.
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Spider‐Man?
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Wow!
Ross Calaban knows my name?
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Wow. Spider‐Man knows my name?
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I'm a big fan.
I'm a big fan.
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Dad, the pajamaed mook
is ruining my birthday!
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Oh, no, he ain't.
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You're in my house now, see?
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Yow! What is‐‐ Ohh!
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What was that?
[muffled shouting]
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You're gonna turn yourself
in peacefully? Great!
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Whoa!
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Huh. [grunts]
Hey, hey.
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Hey‐‐ Ohh!
258
00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:40,010
You ruined my birthday!
259
00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:42,760
You're gonna sleep
with the fishes!
260
00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,720
Aw, come on, kiddo.
261
00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,270
That's not
a nice thing to say.
262
00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:49,690
And this ain't
a nice thing to do.
263
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:52,650
[yells]
[grunts]
264
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,820
[yelling]
265
00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,820
Aahh!
266
00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:01,660
Crazy monkey ninja boy!
267
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,160
Crazy monkey ninja boy!
268
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,410
Stand and fight, ya loser!
269
00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:09,160
I can't hit a seven‐year‐old.
270
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,750
I just turned eight.
271
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:12,880
[grunts]
272
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,380
[yells]
273
00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:15,550
Kid, wait!
274
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,010
Eh, what do you want,
ya crooner?
275
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,550
To make a deal.
276
00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:20,720
Leave Spidey alone,
277
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,840
and I'll take
a selfie with you.
278
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,430
So? Everyone will think
it's fake.
279
00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:27,140
I'll post it myself.
280
00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:29,600
Your popularity
will go through the roof.
281
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,020
All the other kids
will want you to be
282
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,900
their third grade mob boss
or whatever.
283
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,860
I like the sound of that.
284
00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:36,940
Deal.
285
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,240
Wow.
286
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,990
Saved by the power
of celebrity.
287
00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:43,870
Spidey, move.
You're gonna ruin my pic.
288
00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:49,160
Formaggio.
289
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,120
[camera shutter clicks]
290
00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:56,040
You sure you don't
want to come backstage?
291
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,880
Thanks, but I got friends
already inside waiting.
292
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,630
Thank you, Spider‐Man.
I owe you.
293
00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:02,840
Break a leg.
294
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,850
[man]
Ticket.
295
00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:07,930
I got it right, uh‐‐
296
00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,020
uh‐‐
297
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,680
I had it.
298
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,890
Where'd it go?
299
00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:13,190
Nice try, buddy.
300
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,360
Gwen?
301
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,730
Yeah, I'm finally here,
302
00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:21,190
but, uh, you were right.
I lost my ticket.
303
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:23,070
Sorry.
We'll catch up later.
304
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,950
[Ross]
Hello, New York!
Sorry I'm late.
305
00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:31,870
I'd like to dedicate
tonight's show
to a friend of mine‐‐
306
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,290
Spider‐Man!
307
00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:34,870
"Friend"?
308
00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:38,090
The Ross Calaban
said I'm his friend?
309
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,840
Yes! That makes me
almost cool.
310
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,760
♪♪ [humming]
311
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,390
♪ Ahh ♪
312
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,140
♪ Mmm ♪
313
00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:49,810
Oh, yeah!
314
00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:56,940
[Miles] They thoughtthey were always prepared,
315
00:12:56,940 --> 00:13:00,150
but nothingprepares you for...
316
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:01,820
the Mummy of the Hills!
317
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:03,860
[boys screaming]
318
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,990
So spooky!
319
00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:08,870
[giggling]
Miles, no offense,
320
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:12,200
but you're absolutely
terrible at telling
campfire stories.
321
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,250
Seriously.
And fact check‐‐
322
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:17,460
mummies are from dry places
like Egyptian deserts,
323
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:18,750
not lush forests.
324
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,840
Ha! I know, right?
325
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,260
So unexpected.
326
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,920
That's why it's so spooky.
327
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,090
Right, Peter?
328
00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:30,890
Uh, right. Spooky.
329
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,850
Or not spooky.
330
00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:34,060
What were we talking about?
331
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:37,560
Huh. See?
I scared him senseless.
332
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,360
[Gwen] You okay, Pete?
You're a million miles away.
333
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,860
I'm sorry. It's just‐‐
334
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:44,490
You know I made that
335
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,110
Perfect Summer Vacation
checklist?
336
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:49,450
But nothing's
really worked out.
337
00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:50,910
Now the summer's
almost over,
338
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:52,490
and I've checked off
next to nothing.
339
00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:55,080
Camping was on the list,
right? And we're here.
340
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:58,330
Even if we have to listen
to Miles' awful ghost stories,
341
00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,880
don't quit on us, Parker.
342
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,420
There's still time
to have a great summer.
343
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:04,010
Yeah. Maybe.
344
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,840
Or maybe not,
345
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,630
if ghosts get us.
346
00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,800
Ghosts don't
exist, Miles.
347
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,720
Oh, yeah? I've never
heard a ghost say that.
348
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,020
Seriously, this area's
supposed to be haunted.
349
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,230
My cousin heard it
from his friend's aunt,
350
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:20,060
so it's the real deal.
351
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,810
It all started
352
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:25,570
with a shadowy form
flying through the treetops.
353
00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:26,860
Then‐‐
354
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,200
[groans]
I'm headed for bed
355
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,860
before Miles
gets going again.
356
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:31,410
Good night, everyone.
Night, guys.
357
00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,870
I'll clean up. I wouldn't
want you out in the open
358
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:36,040
in case any ghosts
or mummies come by.
359
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,580
I know you're kidding,
360
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,210
but good point.
361
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,000
Anya? Gwen?
362
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,630
Is that you?
363
00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,680
Hey! Our stuff!
364
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,140
Huh?
365
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,520
[grunts]
Come out, come out,
whatever you are.
366
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,520
If you're the Mummy
of the Hills,
367
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,480
you should know
that you're supposed to
be in a drier climate.
368
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,020
Huh? Whoa!
369
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:08,320
Okay, what are you,
the ghost of a tree trimmer?
370
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,360
[grunts]
371
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,030
[grunts]
Whoa!
372
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,910
My name is Nocturnal,
373
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:21,080
for I hunt by night.
374
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,960
[grunts]
[grunts]
375
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,590
Oh, you got some nasty
toenails there.
376
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:27,880
[screeches]
377
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,380
[grunts]
Did you just peck at me?
378
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,890
I don't give a hoot
who you are.
379
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,930
That's just rude.
380
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:39,100
Aah! Super creepy!
381
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,940
[grunting] Oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man!
382
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,020
Are you gonna drink my blood?
383
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:48,070
What? Why would I
do that? Weird.
384
00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:50,030
That's what spiders
do, right?
385
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,030
To things
caught in their webs?
386
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:54,320
I don't carry
the theme that far.
387
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,160
Why were you
stealing that stuff?
388
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,040
I'm starving, man.
I need food.
389
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,080
Food? Don't owls
just eat rodents?
390
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,790
I don't carry the theme
that far.
391
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:07,250
Touché. So, have you been
out here for long?
392
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,880
No.
393
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,970
But I've had to hide
in these hills for weeks.
394
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:15,010
Ever since a lab accident
made me into this owl dude,
395
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:18,180
my parents, my friends‐‐
they all ran me out.
396
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:19,600
They think I'm a monster.
397
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,640
Lab accidents are one
of my pet peeves, too.
398
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,350
It's how I got my powers.
399
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,440
Really? A lab accident
400
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,520
turned you
into a sick spider freak?
401
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,530
I prefer the term
"awesome spider
cool guy," but yeah.
402
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:35,240
Then why are you not
out here like me‐‐
403
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:40,160
hated, living in the trees,
and stealing food to survive?
404
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,000
I‐‐ I've always
had people around me
405
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,420
who accepted me
for who I am, I guess,
406
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,710
whether I'm a science geek
or a superhero.
407
00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,090
You're one lucky dude.
408
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,050
Yeah. I guess I am.
409
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,840
I'm sorry you feel
you have to hide,
410
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,090
but I know there are
good people out there
411
00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:57,300
who would help. In fact,
412
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,560
there's some people
in that camp you should meet.
413
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,640
[animal howling]
414
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,400
Nocturnal, wait!
415
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,780
My own parents kicked me out,
416
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,900
and you want me
to trust strangers?
417
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,360
I'm not ready, man.
418
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,280
Maybe someday.
Someday soon, I hope.
419
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,870
Here.
I stole this from them.
420
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:23,000
No. They'd want you
to keep it.
421
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,460
They're pretty great
like that.
422
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,210
What's all this? Breakfast?
423
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:35,130
Yep. Hope that's okay.
424
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:38,180
I don't know.
Will it somehow ruin
the camping trip?
425
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,180
[chuckles] Sorry I was
such a downer last night.
426
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:44,230
I was so obsessed
about not living up
to my perfect summer,
427
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,520
I didn't realize
I was already having it‐‐
428
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,060
spending time with you guys.
429
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,810
That's what really matters,
right?
430
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,150
Of course, Pete.
431
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,150
You're really important
to us, too.
432
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:55,820
Besides, any apology
said with food
433
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:57,740
is an apology
I can accept.
434
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,120
Oh. You know the story
435
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,490
about the guy
with the hook?
436
00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,950
Oh, no, wait.
That's the ending.
437
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,500
Uch! Let me start over.
438
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,500
[laughter]
439
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:14,090
One week of summer left.
Let's see how I'm doing
440
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:17,130
on the whole Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.
441
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,050
Trip to the beach,
442
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:21,970
which I had to abandon
'cause of Black Cat.
443
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,020
Baseball game‐‐
ruined by the Tinkerer.
444
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,230
Concert. I missed
that whole show,
445
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:28,390
thanks to Hammerhead,
446
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:30,940
but I did get to meet
Ross Calaban,
447
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,730
so I'm calling that even.
448
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:34,400
And camping. Total win,
449
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,570
despite the mysterious
owl boy.
450
00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:39,610
So, that's one win,
two losses, and a tie.
451
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,120
[sighs] Good thing
school's starting soon
452
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,580
'cause winning
at summer vacation
453
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,200
is a lot harder
than I realized.
454
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,580
[phone beeping]
Whoa. Guess I missed
some messages
455
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,170
when I was out
of range camping.
456
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,000
Peter. Max Modell here.
457
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,840
Was hoping to schedule timefor you to come in
458
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,550
and train your replacementas my lab assistant.
459
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,180
"Replacement"?
460
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,220
Yeah. The board only
authorizes that position
461
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,310
for first‐year students.
462
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,180
I assumed
you knew that, Peter.
463
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:12,150
Of course.
I totally knew that.
464
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,360
Of course I totally
didn't know that.
465
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,190
Uhh! How am I going to afford
Horizon this year?
466
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,160
I can't ask Aunt May
or Harry for money.
467
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,160
They've already
done enough for me.
468
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,950
This is on you, Peter.
469
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,250
[slurping]
470
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,500
You're a smart kid.
471
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,340
You'll find a part‐time job
with no problem.
472
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,340
Hi. My name's Peter Parker.
473
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,090
And if you'll
look at my résumé,
474
00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:39,840
you'll see that‐‐
[explosion]
475
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,130
y‐you‐‐ you'll see that I'm
e‐experienced in, uh‐‐
476
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,260
[police officer]
Freeze, Scorpion!
I'm so sorry. I, uh‐‐
477
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,260
My aunt's calling.
I gotta take this.
478
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,400
[grunts]
Sorry about that.
479
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,610
There was a pest problem
I had to take care of.
480
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,780
[man]
I'm sorry, but we just
filled the position.
481
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:04,200
Oh, this? Uh, it's just
a little sand‐based accident
482
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,530
on the way here.
It's no big deal, really.
483
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,160
Uhh...
484
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,290
Goo? What goo?
485
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:13,170
Oh, man!
486
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,170
I've had a long morning.
487
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,540
[muffled yell]
488
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:19,130
[pants] What's this?
489
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,550
Oh, I have to give this
back to the police.
490
00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:23,760
I mean, not the police.
Why would I even say that?
491
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,340
I mean, for charity.
492
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,720
Parking meters.
Parking meter charity.
493
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,930
Wow. Being Spider‐Man
really puts a crimp
494
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,390
in a person's job hunt.
495
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:36,440
Hey, Pete.
Long time, no see.
496
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,150
Randy Robertson?
How have you been?
497
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,280
I've been having
the perfect summer vacation.
498
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,740
What have you been up to?
499
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:46,240
[chuckles] Interviewing
for part‐time jobs, Randy,
500
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,320
and having zero luck.
501
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,540
Well, my dad works
at that media company,
502
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,620
the Daily Bugle.
503
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,420
They're expanding,
doing a lot of hiring.
504
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,330
Want me to see if I can
get you an interview?
505
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,750
A job?
506
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,800
Listen, Peter Palmer‐‐
507
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,380
Peter Parker.
508
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:03,130
The Daily Bugle's
a top‐tier
509
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:04,880
multi‐platform
news organization.
510
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,300
Call me back when you
can grow facial hair.
511
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,220
Brock, this is the footage
I've been waiting on?
512
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,930
I thought you were a pro!
513
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,770
I can't use this!
514
00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:16,400
My grandma could take
better video of Spider‐Man,
515
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,320
and she's not even
alive anymore!
516
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,570
I'd pay through the roof
517
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:23,280
if anyone could get me
some good clean footage
518
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,200
of this Spider‐Man!
519
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,320
Paying for shots
of Spider‐Man?
520
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:31,370
Hmm. Maybe I'm gonna be
able to afford school
this year after all.
36515
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