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(distant car horn honking)
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(theme music playing)
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MOON GIRL: ♪ Ooh,
my feet touched the ground ♪
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♪ Here I am world,
Hear that trumpet sound? ♪
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♪ Yeah, I have arrived ♪
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♪ And me and my girls
'Bout to dip and slide ♪
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♪ Swerve, better make way
Skurt, skurt ♪
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♪ I've got rules to break ♪
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♪ Workin' non-stop,
Now is time to drop ♪
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♪ Ooh, honey boom,
Cute, smart, and clever ♪
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SINGER: ♪ If you didn't know it
now-now you know ♪
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♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
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- MOON GIRL: ♪ Yeah I'm Magic! ♪
- SINGER: ♪ Thought you knew ♪
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MOON GIRL:
♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
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SINGER: ♪ Genius,
inspiration overflow ♪
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♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
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- MOON GIRL: ♪ Moon Girl Magic ♪
- SINGER: ♪ Thought you knew ♪
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MOON GIRL:
♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪
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(giggles)
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Ha ha!
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{\an8}Rockin' Rudy!
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Comin' through!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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(snorts)
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Rockin' Rudy,
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you better pump those brakes!
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Ha ha ha!
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(growls)
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Oh, oh, we're playing chicken?
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Well, joke's on you,
'cause I am a duck!
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Ha ha!
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You will never catch me,
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I'm the craziest cat
in Canarsie!
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♪ Rockin' Rudy
is rollin' out! ♪
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- Ugh! He's vapor.
- (grunts)
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We'll nab him next time.
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(squeals)
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Oh, I've got Shabbat Dinner
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with Casey's dads
in three minutes!
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Of course,
I'll save you some challah!
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(grunts)
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- Thanks for the ride, D!
- (grunts)
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(elevator dings)
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(elevator dings)
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Shabbat Shalom!
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ANTONIO: Comemos!
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Dig in, bubelehs!
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Mmm! What is this dish called?
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Asopao de Brisket.
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Puerto Rican-Jewish fusion.
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- It's me, as a dish!
- (giggles)
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Speaking of you,
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are you so excited for
your Bat Mitzvah--
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i.e. the religious
coming-of-age ceremony
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for 13-year-old Jewish girls?
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I did my homework.
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You're exactly right, Lu.
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And lemme tell you, our Casey
face is doing a fantastic job
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learning the Hebrew she has to
sing for the ceremony.
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- I'm kvelling.
- Wepa!
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All those years
of Karaoke training
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are payin' off, right, mija?
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ISAAC: Oy, don't tell me
you're looking at...
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...pictures of the Triplets'
B'not Mitzvah?
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Ay, otra vez?
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Wait, who are The Triplets?
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(all groan)
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My rich, smug,
carbon-copy cousins.
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Lara, Laura, and Laurel.
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They had their
Bat Mitzvah last month.
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Made-to-order gelato,
prototype VR games,
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kangaroo petting zoo,
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alucinante swag bags...
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And worst of all,
my social-media idol,
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Odessa Drake, posted that
she heard the party was, quote,
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"off the gold chain!"
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Odessa's the most
influential influencer
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who has ever influenced!
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If she types one word
about your party,
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- it's a smash hit.
- (sighs)
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LUNELLA:
Casey, Casey, Casey.
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Girl, what are you
worried about?
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You could throw
the party of the year
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with three dollars
and a jar of pickles.
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Actually, she already did.
Her sixth birthday.
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It was featured in
the style section.
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Thanks, Lu. But this'll be
less of a party
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and more of
a private bagel reception.
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Who doesn't love bagels?
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And if I know you,
you got this on "lox."
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(nervous chuckle)
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You know what
this moment calls for?
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Claro que si.
The wedding photo.
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Aww! So beautiful!
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ISAAC: It was just us,
our inner circle,
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and an impromptu take-over
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of the Sheep's Meadow
in Central Park.
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ANTONIO:
It was simple, sure,
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but when we looked around
at all of those faces...
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ISAAC:
The faces of our chosen family,
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ANTONIO: We realized we had
everything we needed.
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Because we got to share that
day with the people we love.
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BOTH: It was perfect.
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Thanks, Dads.
I really needed that.
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And who knows? Maybe
the Triplets won't even come!
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The Triplets are coming.
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Well good!
'Cause this chocolate fountain
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is gonna knock their
cashmere socks off
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at your bagel reception!
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(gasps, grunts)
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Ahh!
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- (squelching)
- Oh, jeez.
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I may have juiced up
the impeller too much.
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- (groans)
- Hey, you okay?
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It's not that I want
a highly-publicized
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star-studded red carpet event
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that goes down as the best
Bat Mitzvah in Jewish history,
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it's just that ...
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...yes I do! It's my dream.
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Is that terrible?
Am I the worst?
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Oh, no, no, you're the best.
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And if that's what you want,
then that is what you'll get.
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What's that Casey?!
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Oh! You said
there's gonna be
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celebrities at
your bat mitzvah?!
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No way!
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Wha-- yes...?
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- What are you talking about?
- I got you, Case!
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That's amazing!
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I can't believe Moon Girl
and Devil Dinosaur are coming!
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And that everyone
in this room is invited!
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(cheering)
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♪
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- Whoo!
- Yes!
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(chomps, munches)
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- (whimpers)
- Ah, too fluffy?
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Okay, let's try the balls
from 2nd Avenue.
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Bar'chu et Adonai Ham'vorach...
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(phone chimes)
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Ugh, it's probably
my dad reminding me
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to write my Bat Mitzvah speech.
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Great-Matzoh-Balls-of-Fire!
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Whoa! What is it, girl?
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(gasps) Odessa Drake
just DM'd me!
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She heard about
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur
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- and she wants to come!
- (squeals) That's huge!
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(laughs) I can't wait to see
the look on the Triplets' faces.
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Odessa only posted
about their party
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but she's gonna be at mine!
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Oh, this never would have
happened without Moon Girl, Lu!
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I gotchu, Case!
As long as I still get to come
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to the ceremony as me,
and not Moon Girl.
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You couldn't pay me
to miss that!
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Uh, duh!
This is gonna be...
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BOTH: épico!
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♪
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Ahh! A Bat Mitzvah morning.
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The sun is shining.
New York is alive.
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- (tires squeal)
- (cars honk)
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Ah, like music, baby. Gershwin.
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Ah, Shabbat Shalom, Rabbi Ryda!
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And a million thanks for letting
Casey do this--
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not entirely traditional--
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bat mitzvah red carpet.
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As long as you're in
the sanctuary at Call Time,
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I don't care
what you do out here.
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Plus, I like Moon Girl.
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She's a real supermensch.
(gasps) Speaking of...
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Give it up for
the Woman of the Hour...
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(sing-song) Casey!
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♪ I got my pretty,
pretty girl swag on ♪
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♪ Hair done, nails done,
make it last long ♪
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♪ Bad attitude but
I make it fashion ♪
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♪ Pretty, pretty,
pretty girl swag on ♪
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♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag on ♪
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♪ Hair done, nails done,
make it last long ♪
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♪ Bad attitude but
I make it fashion ♪
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♪ Pretty, pretty,
pretty girl swag on ♪
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♪ Swag ♪
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What an entrance, mijita .
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- She got that from me.
- Oh!
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- So you must be Casey's dads!
- Moon Girl!
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Color me starstruck!
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Casey's really come alive
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since you started
working together.
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(chuckles)
Our collab was beshert.
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And she speaks Yiddish!
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This one's a keeper!
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Love the red!
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- You match my shoes.
- (Devil Dinosaur grunts)
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(tires squeal)
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(dramatic music)
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The Triplets are coming.
The Triplets are coming!
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- (panting)
- Hey, hey. Deep breaths.
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You got this.
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I can't wait till they see...
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(hip hop beat)
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Odessa!
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(cheering)
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(gasps) Odessa,
it is such an honor!
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Casey!
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Major gratitude for having me,
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this is gonna be sick!
And girl, that dress...
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(grunts)
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Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur!
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(grunts)
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{\an8}Hey everyone, Odessa here at
Casey Goldberg-Calderon's
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{\an8}epic Bat Mitzvah--
with my favorite superheroes,
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{\an8}MG and Big D in the house!
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{\an8}Now do me a super sweet solid
and click Like and Subscribe!
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- (sighs) I can't feel my face.
- (giggles)
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So MG-- can I call you MG?
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I'm just gonna do it!
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Did you bring your
Bubble Blaster?
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I am obsessed
with the Bubble Blaster.
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(chuckles) Are electrons
subatomic particles?
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Um... yeah, they are.
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I-- I keep all my gadgets
in my pack.
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It would be... absolutely iconic
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if you did, like, a
demonstration for the crowd.
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Oh, but-- it's your party,
Casey. Totally up to you.
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That would be iconic!
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But it's up to MG.
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Casey, you know I got you!
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Make some noise for the Bat
Mitzvah Girl!
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- Dang.
- Impressive.
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Whoa.
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(gasps) My phone
is blowing up!
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People are saying this is
the coolest event of the year!
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It's a good feeling, right?
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Every day is Christmas
when you're famous.
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- Hanukkah.
- Uh-huh. Sure.
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♪ Yo. No time like today
Let's get it ♪
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♪ My best can't stop me
Winning ♪
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♪ On the way to the top
No limit ♪
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♪ No time like today
Let's get it ♪
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♪ Let's get it. Yo ♪
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♪ Yo. No time like today
Let's get it ♪
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♪ My best can't stop me
Winning ♪
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♪ On the way to the top
No limit ♪
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♪ Let's get it, let's get it ♪
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(cheering)
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You liking this,
Goldberg-Calderon?
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Case?
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Coming at you live
from Temple,
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{\an8}I'm Casey,
and you are lucky
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{\an8}that you get to witness
the coolest Bat Mitzvah bash
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{\an8}in NYC history!
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00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,363
- (exclaims)
- LUNELLA: Yo, Case!
249
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,114
Yo! Let us try
the Glitter-Slinger!
250
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,325
Dude, leave her alone.
That thing is not a toy.
251
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,951
Oh, come on, MG!
252
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,495
Do the poor boy
a super sweet solid!
253
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,164
Yeah! Please?!
254
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,291
I-- (sighs) I don't know.
255
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:08,292
Go for it, champ.
256
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,585
- Gotcha!
- Hey!
257
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:14,465
(groans) This is gonna be
everywhere forever!
258
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:17,426
So, the Triplets
are pinching themselves,
259
00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,261
Odessa's got your
fame game covered.
260
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,305
Legendary party status achieved.
(chuckles)
261
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,641
Dream fulfilled, right?
262
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,142
Earth to Casey?
263
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,519
That glitter shot
blew up faster
264
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,187
than your chocolate fountain!
265
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,939
Heh. Yeah, so, whaddya say
266
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,982
we wrap this thing up
and I can go change?
267
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,360
Casey! Family photo
before we go inside.
268
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,820
Wait, where's Lunella?
269
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,321
Ah, perfect timing.
270
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,823
I'll do a quick change
in the photo booth
271
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,658
and get into my dress,
okay, Case?
272
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,326
Commence phase two.
273
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:45,162
Casey, let's grab
a pic of your fam for my feed!
274
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,164
No lo puedo creer!
275
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,499
A bucket list moment.
276
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,876
Okay, um, uh, Moon Girl,
277
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,920
can you take a picture of her
taking a picture of us?!
278
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,004
Oh, uh--
279
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:02,722
(sad music playing)
280
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,311
Okay, people, love the energy,
281
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:12,940
but we have some Torah to read,
so let's save the schmoozing
282
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,359
for the bagel reception,
a'ight?
283
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,778
Wasn't that incredible?!
284
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:20,823
Case... you know, I think
it's time for me to tap out.
285
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,949
Oh, just five more minutes.
286
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,827
Thanks to you,
this party is, like, next level.
287
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,704
You're not listening.
288
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,414
I'm telling you I'm done.
289
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,041
And I really don't want to
be late for the service.
290
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:33,335
Oh, sure, of course.
291
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,213
Hey, maybe Moon Girl should
stay out here
292
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,299
while you do your thing inside!
293
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,385
That would cement this as
the event of the season.
294
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,471
Even better than
the haunted house quinceañera
295
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,097
where they hired a real ghost!
296
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,933
I've done case studies
of that party!
297
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,351
Listen, truth be told,
298
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,478
the ceremony is actually
super boring,
299
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,564
- so would ya mind--
- Okay! We gotta talk.
300
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,566
Case, what's your problem?
301
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,610
Ahh! Your foot's on my dress!
302
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,696
See! You even care more about
your precious dress
303
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,864
than this conversation!
304
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,199
Why are you so mad?!
305
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,784
Aren't you happy for me?
306
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,786
And this whole thing
was your idea!
307
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,205
And a brilliant one,
I might add.
308
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,416
That was before I knew you were
gonna turn into a Bat-Zilla!
309
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,251
- (gasps)
- (shutter clicks)
310
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,836
Is that what you
really think of me?
311
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,379
I definitely know
what you think of me
312
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,006
after that red carpet.
313
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,383
Not as your best friend,
that's for sure.
314
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,885
Is this about
the Glitter Slinger?
315
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,596
It's about all of it!
316
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,182
(sighs) But I guess
you care more about
317
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,476
throwing the party
of the century
318
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,770
than being my best friend.
319
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,105
- I--
- ISAAC: Casey, it's go-time!
320
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,611
(sad music playing)
321
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,328
- (shutter clicks)
- Wait!
322
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,538
(gulps)
323
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,042
(gasps)
324
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,309
Come on, D.
325
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,520
- (grunts)
- Show's over.
326
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,105
(groans)
327
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,274
I just need to grab my backpack.
328
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,026
(sighs) Where'd it get to, anyways?
329
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,654
(whirring)
330
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,156
(gasps) Hey!
331
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:33,372
(gasps) Odessa Drake's
a bad influencer!
332
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,833
BEYONDER: This heiress
caught everyone unaw-eiress.
333
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,794
Odessa was born into a life of
glam and scam as the daughter
334
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,046
of the head of New York's
elite Thieves Guild!
335
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,300
Her jam? Stealing
superhero gear and fencing it
336
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,093
to fund her social life.
337
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,720
Unfollow this villain!
338
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:51,557
Ay! Ayo! You stole my stuff...
and my best friend!
339
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,184
(laughs) I told you--
340
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,520
(laughs)
341
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,107
I'm your biggest fan!
342
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,203
(grunting)
343
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,206
(roars)
344
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,083
You don't wanna
mess with me, MG!
345
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,335
(gasps)
346
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,504
(laughs)
347
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,591
Guard this door, D!
do not let her slip out!
348
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,384
(grunts)
349
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,642
Good Shabbos. Good Shabbos.
350
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,602
Good Shabbos, love the hair.
351
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,025
Casey, sweetheart,
you all right?
352
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,194
I haven't seen Lunella,
have you?
353
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,365
(sniffles)
354
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,826
(whirring)
355
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,412
(sighs) Now where did she--?
356
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,580
Ahh!
357
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,041
You betrayed Casey
just to take my tech?!
358
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,043
Yup! But you can have this back.
359
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,962
I don't even know
what this does.
360
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,130
Well, it does this--
361
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,717
(shushing)
362
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,386
Sheket bevakasha!
363
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,721
- (both) Hey!
- No playing music in temple!
364
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,181
Not on Shabbos!
365
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,058
Aw, my apologies.
366
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,226
Seriously, no disrespect.
367
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,645
I just work better
with a soundtrack.
368
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,647
- We can split?
- Cool.
369
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,774
Where were we?
370
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,860
♪ Hava Nigila ♪
371
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,779
♪ Hava Nigila ♪
372
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,532
♪ Mishpocheh over everything ♪
373
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,742
♪ Nosh and shmooz
And dance and sing ♪
374
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,245
♪ Ayyy ♪
375
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,454
♪ Mazel tov ♪
376
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,455
♪ Le Chaim ♪
377
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,166
♪ Ayyy ♪
378
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,918
♪ Altz iz gut ♪
379
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,755
(music continues)
380
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:04,148
♪ Oy vey, I don't know
What's come over me ♪
381
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,525
♪ Cloud chasin' makes me
Go a little nuts ♪
382
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,694
♪ Couldn't see through
All of the schmutz ♪
383
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,405
♪ Likes and follows
Made me hollow ♪
384
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,490
♪ But I have seen the light ♪
385
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,451
♪ My BFF and this yenta ♪
386
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,911
♪ Are in a girl fight ♪
387
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,246
♪ Girl fight! ♪
388
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,206
I have always loved this story
389
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,708
from the Book of Samuel.
390
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,169
About David and Jonathan,
391
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,047
best friends who would
do anything for each other.
392
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,715
For their mishpucha.
393
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,844
And now we have
the privilege of hearing Casey
394
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,680
give a speech
about her Torah portion.
395
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,100
♪ Hava Nigila ♪
396
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,144
♪ Hava Nigila ♪
397
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,688
♪ Mishpocheh over everything ♪
398
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,857
♪ Nosh and shmooz
And dance and sing ♪
399
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,693
♪ Ayyy ♪
400
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,528
♪ Mazel tov
Le Chaim ♪
401
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,281
♪ Ayyy ♪
402
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,033
♪ Altz iz gut ♪
403
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,452
Wow. I've always
wanted to do that. (chuckles)
404
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,206
I crumpled up
my speech because...
405
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,458
my heart just wasn't in it.
406
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,545
I had completely spaced
on the point of today.
407
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,715
I am so honored you're
all here to celebrate with me.
408
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,301
I was wrong to care more about
what happened outside
409
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,178
than what happened in here,
410
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,180
with the people in this room.
411
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,934
And honestly, this room feels
empty without my whole family.
412
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,270
I owe so much to my dads,
413
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,189
but also to my chosen family...
414
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,442
...especially my best friend.
415
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,528
♪ Hey! Altz iz gut! ♪
416
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,621
(grunts)
417
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,542
- Odessa?! You-- you're--?
- Bad? You know it.
418
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,138
Uh, you coulda just used
the bubble blaster--
419
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,390
It was symbolic!
420
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,310
Ugh... you ungrateful...
follower!
421
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,771
Don't you know I can ruin you?
422
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,481
- (laughs)
- (gasps)
423
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,151
Let me go with the gadgets
and this party will go down
424
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,194
as the stuff
legends are made of.
425
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,822
Otherwise,
I post the scathing review
426
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,574
I just typed behind my back.
427
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,033
Spoiler alert:
428
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,703
worst bat mitzvah in history!
429
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,339
- Go for it.
- (gasps)
430
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:38,677
As the Talmud says...
"Any press is good press."
431
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,095
We'll take that.
432
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,809
Thank you. (stammers) But why?
433
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,436
'Cause this was...
434
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,729
The kookiest--
435
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,230
And coolest--
436
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,524
{\an8}ALL:
Best Bat Mitzvah ever.
437
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,819
I can't believe you did that.
What about your dream?
438
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:59,698
My, uh, my dream just
needed some re-engineering.
439
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,116
(chuckles)
440
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,410
I'll stick Odessa-hot-messa
in the coat room
441
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,579
'til we decide what
to do with her.
442
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,292
Wait! On your way out,
443
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:14,796
could you possibly...
find my friend Lunella?
444
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,673
I need to tell her something.
445
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,508
Tell her what?
446
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:22,471
That I'm really, really sorry.
447
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,015
For losing sight of what
actually matters.
448
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,351
And for hurting her feelings.
449
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,978
I bet she'd forgive you.
450
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:33,815
She's probably sorry
for stoking the flame.
451
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,360
And I bet she's extra sorry
452
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,403
for missing your
big moment up there.
453
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,949
Hey, Casey?
Speaking of your "big moment,"
454
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,701
do you think we could, uh, maybe
get back to that?
455
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,536
Oh, yeah. Sorry, Rabbi.
456
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,456
Oh, and Moon Girl?
Could you also tell Lunella that
457
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,708
I wanna do
my Torah portion over again?
458
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,710
There's a seat waiting for her.
459
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,587
Absolutely.
460
00:20:55,587 --> 00:21:01,385
...Baruch Atah Adonai,
no-tein ha- Torah.
461
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:05,931
Amen!
462
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,933
ALL: Mazel tov!
463
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,814
Now who's ready for
a bomb bespoke bagel
464
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,190
and nosh buffet?
465
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,903
(slurps, grunts)
466
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,530
I can fix this.
467
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,700
(energetic music playing)
468
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:33,917
(traditional Jewish
music playing)
469
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,252
(laughs)
470
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,920
ALL: Mazel tov!
471
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,714
(Casey laughs)
472
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,716
Oh, speaking of laughter,
473
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,718
did you ever let Odessa
out of the coat room?
474
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,095
No, did not.
She's still in there.
475
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,431
But don't worry.
I made a few calls.
476
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,516
(grunts)
477
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,685
("Avengers" theme music playing)
478
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,854
Is this about me
borrowing your stuff?
479
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,940
(nervous chuckle)
Let's take a chill pill, okay?
480
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,942
I can explain.
I was gonna give it back.
481
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,444
(nervous chuckle)
482
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,242
♪ 'Cause, I got my pretty,
pretty girl swag on ♪
483
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:09,619
♪ Hair done, nails done,
make it last long ♪
484
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,621
♪ Bad attitude but
I make it fashion ♪
485
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,790
♪ Pretty, pretty,
pretty girl swag ♪
486
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:16,460
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag on ♪
487
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,628
♪ Hair done, nails done,
make it last long ♪
488
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,756
♪ Bad attitude but
I make it fashion ♪
489
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,383
♪ Pretty, pretty girl swag ♪
490
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,136
♪ Pretty girl swag ♪
491
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,306
- ♪ Let me get that! ♪
- ♪ Pretty girl swag ♪
492
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,975
{\an8}-♪ Pretty girl swag ♪
- ♪ Pretty girl swag ♪35827
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