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♪ ♪ ♪
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He had his fucking
cell phone in his hand
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against the pottery
while we were giving it to them.
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I just wanna make a great show.
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And if we include you talking
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about these wounds
of frustration
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between you and Asher,
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then people are gonna
connect with you
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and they're gonna think
you're being honest.
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[Abshir]
Stop discussing curses.
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If you put an idea in your head,
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it can become very real.
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- [giggling]
- [teacher] Girls.
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You're always complaining about
the gaming board?
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[man] You should be proud of
yourself, Asher.
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[beeping]
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[automated voice]
$50. Max bet.
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This is your chance to do
something about it.
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We're not gonna be able
to do the story,
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unless I have
the security footage.
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[Asher] I... I know the exact
folder I put it in.
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I will get it for you.
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What the hell do you
and Cara text about?
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- [Dougie] You can see.
- What's this?
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[Dougie] That's some racist
statue that she sent me,
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some miniature
golf course in Albuquerque.
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Wait till you see this show.
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Your art looks
so good in our home.
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Did you guys talk about
that release?
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'Cause apparently we need like
an official signature before
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we can use your artwork
in the show.
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Yeah, yeah. I need do that.
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No rush. Like, kind of a rush,
but not, not a big rush.
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[chuckles]
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Maybe corporate comedy class
would be interesting for you,
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just so you could
feel more confident.
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[muttering]
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[gym teacher]
Use your legs, pull.
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- [giggling]
- Use your arms.
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Step, step, step.
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Pull, pull, pull.
You're almost there.
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Good, good.
Way to go, Max.
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Good job. Good job.
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Next.
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[girl]
You got this, Josie.
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[gym teacher] Use your legs,
pull. Use your arms.
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Keep stepping.
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[girl] You got it, Josie.
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Good job, Josie. Good job.
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Use your legs. Pull, pull.
You're doing good.
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Good job. Awesome. Awesome.
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Use your legs, pull.
Use your arms.
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Keep pulling. Keep pulling.
Use your legs.
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Pull it. Pull it.
Pull, pull, pull.
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[whispers] Fall.
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[gym teacher] Keep stepping.
Keep stepping and pulling.
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Way to go. Way to go.
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Keep climbing.
Keep... good, good, good.
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Touch the yellow.
Touch the yellow.
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[whispers] Fall.
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[gym teacher] Great.
Now, come back down slow.
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Slow it down. Good job.
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Nala, you're up.
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Keep going, Nala.
You're doing good.
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[grunting]
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Keep trying. Keep trying.
One hand over the other.
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Use your feet. Keep pulling.
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Keep pulling. Pull it. Pull it.
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[grunts]
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[gym teacher]
Keep trying. Keep trying.
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All right, Nala,
maybe next time.
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You can't hog the rope all day.
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Next.
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Good job, Nala.
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So that's how it's gonna be.
Well, I tried.
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[gym teacher] Okay, Jasper. Keep
going. Keep going. Good.
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Um, she's bullying me.
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Is it hurting you?
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If anybody says
anything negative about you,
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as long as you
believe in yourself,
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no bullying is gonna
get... get to you unless
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they get very physical with you.
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But I'm glad you came
and told me about this.
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But be positive
in all your actions.
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Believe in yourself,
that's the main thing.
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Can I use the bathroom?
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Oh, sure. Go.
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♪ eerie music ♪
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[GPS voice] Head southeast
on Reservoir Street.
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Your destination is on the left.
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♪ ♪ ♪
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Okay.
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Sean. Sean. Sean!
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I called your name
four times, man.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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You gotta answer me
when I'm talking to you.
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[beeping]
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[Whitney] Oh.
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You got a bungee or something?
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This is fine. This is good.
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It'll work. This will work.
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[grunts] Okay. There we go.
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Thank you.
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Shit.
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♪ I'm giving it my all ♪
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♪ But I'm not the girl
you're taking home ♪
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♪ Ooh. I keep dancing
on my own ♪
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♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪
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♪ I'm in the... ♪
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[beeping]
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[grunting]
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[chuckles]
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Hello?
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- I'm calling the police.
- It's me, it's me. [laughs]
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I see you've met my friend.
[chuckles]
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♪ ♪ ♪
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It's from the mini-golf course,
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but not anymore.
Now, it's yours.
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Okay. Thank you.
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I think your friend
is a little cold.
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Should we bring him
inside? [chuckles]
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- Sure.
- [chuckles] Okay.
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Do you want help?
Is it... I mean...
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No. I'm okay.
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So Dougie showed me the photo
and it was disgusting.
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And I had to do something,
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so I offered the owner
to take it off his hands.
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You paid him for it?
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Oh, my God,
I didn't want this thing there.
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It's like a place for children.
It's so offensive.
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It was around all
these dinosaurs and it's like,
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I didn't want that,
so it's gone now,
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and it is my gift to you
and you can use it
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in your art
and re-contextualize it.
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Maybe I can just
sign it right now
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and you can buy it.
How about that?
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[chuckles] I mean...
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an original Cara Durand piece
in my home would be fine,
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but, you know, obviously
if we wanna show it on the show,
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I'm gonna have
to have you sign a release,
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and we all know that's
not a quick process.
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Yeah. I... I'm sorry, I...
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I'm kidding. I'm completely
kidding. I actually...
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I... I printed out
the release for you
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just, because I know email is
so annoying and, you know,
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it like, always
gets lost and I'm...
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I never pay attention to it.
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And, um, I will... Oh, here.
Here, I'll get a pen.
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Okay. Here you are.
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Is everything okay?
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I don't think
that I can sign this right now.
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I don't understand.
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What do you mean?
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I'm... I'm sorry.
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No. But you, you said that it
was... it was fine
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if it was only
in our house... only our home.
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What's... what's going on?
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Your art is all over the show,
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so it's like it would be really
hard to cut around it.
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And... and
Dougie says it's impossible,
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but, of course I'll do what
I need to do, of course.
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I'm just... I... I think
I'm just confused
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'cause we're friends,
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so why wouldn't you want your
artwork in the show?
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I love that you have my art.
It's...
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it's just... it's gonna be
a whole thing,
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you know, considering
what your parents do,
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and I'm also being told
about, like,
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where I should be showing my art
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and then where
it should be seen.
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And it's just, I don't know if
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I want my art in the show
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at this point.
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So what my... what my parents do?
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Well, they take advantage
of poor people.
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I... I don't even really
see them anymore.
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And my whole thing,
my whole life
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is about doing
everything that they don't do.
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But you know what?
This is... this is good, actually.
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I needed to hear this.
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Nobody
tells me the truth, honestly.
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And that's why we're friends
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because you're
always real with me.
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And maybe I haven't been as
real with you, lately.
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'Cause there's actually been
a lot of things
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going on in my life
that you don't know about,
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and that's not cool to do
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as a friend, you know.
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And I felt this distance
between us lately,
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and I... I know this is why.
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So I'm insecure about myself
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and I'm not telling you things.
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But, um...
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I'm unhappy in my marriage...
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and I hide it well, right?
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Like, who would even know that?
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But I feel like he's
holding me back
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and I just wanna be artistic,
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and philosophical,
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and all he cares
about are the financials.
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And it's so sad,
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because I came here today
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to ask you to be
a consultant for the show.
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That's what I wanted to do.
It was gonna be so special.
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And, I mean...
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you don't want even want
your art in the show,
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so, like, what am I thinking?
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I mean, I'm so lost.
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I'm so off base. It's crazy.
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I just... I... I should...
I should just leave.
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I should leave.
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I didn't know... I didn't know
about you and Asher.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I mean,
how would you know that?
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I haven't been
telling you things.
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I was so excited.
It was gonna be so special...
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and we have $15,000 to
$20,000 for this job,
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and it's...
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So, what would...
what would this job entail?
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I just really wanna get things
right, you know?
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And so if I... if I have a
question about Tiwa or Tewa,
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like I still mix those up.
And I... you know, if have.
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So... so, like
a Native American consultant?
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Yes. I mean, but it...
it really wouldn't take
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much of your time at all.
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Would I... would my name
have to be
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in the credits of the show or...
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I mean, if you felt comfortable
with that, yeah.
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Could I... could we maybe do it
anonymously?
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It's a pretty big network show,
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so, you know, if they...
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if they were paying you
for this role,
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I... I do think it might be a
little bit weird
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if it was anonymous,
you know, like,
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I don't know if
they would want that.
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So for... and this is
for $20,000?
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I don't wanna force you into
anything. [laughs]
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And it's just to consult.
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It's not about
my art in the show?
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[stammers] Yes, exactly,
just to consult.
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I mean, we could
rip this thing up right now.
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I mean, you know,
I'm just kidding.
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You can... you can take time
to think about it, of course.
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But it's just to consult.
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Hmm. [chuckles]
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[chuckles] Oh, I'm so happy we
can talk like this. I...
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
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[laughs] Do you mind if I get
some water?
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- No, no, please.
- I'm thirsty from all of these.
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Get some water.
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Okay. I'm just gonna use
one of these mugs.
252
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[tinkling]
253
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I'm so ugly that on Halloween
when I open the door,
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kids give me candy.
255
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[laugh]
256
00:16:36,657 --> 00:16:37,782
That's funny, right?
257
00:16:37,783 --> 00:16:40,744
Does anybody know what
comedian said that?
258
00:16:41,495 --> 00:16:42,912
I'll give you a clue.
259
00:16:43,329 --> 00:16:45,331
He gets no respect.
260
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Steven Wright.
261
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,169
Actually, it is...
262
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Rodney Dangerfield, right?
263
00:16:55,592 --> 00:16:57,634
We used to
be really close friends,
264
00:16:57,635 --> 00:17:01,013
but then he stopped talking
to me because I'm not funny.
265
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,140
All right. Well, show of hands,
266
00:17:04,141 --> 00:17:07,269
how many of you, uh, know
who Rodney Dangerfield is?
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00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,313
All right.
Well, he was the master
268
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of self-deprecating humor.
269
00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:14,650
And some say, that is
the safest form of comedy
270
00:17:14,651 --> 00:17:17,403
because you're making yourself
the butt of the joke, right?
271
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I know some of you right now
you're asking yourself,
272
00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:25,160
"Jeff, you are an
extremely handsome guy
273
00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:27,579
and you seem to be
pretty smart, too.
274
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,457
So how is that gonna help me
with my career?
275
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:34,086
How is it gonna help me
if I'm pointing out my flaws?"
276
00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:35,754
Well, the answer is,
and I know...
277
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,590
I know I keep going
back to emotional intelligence,
278
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,508
but it is a form of
emotional intelligence.
279
00:17:41,509 --> 00:17:45,512
People are drawn to those
who are self-aware, right?
280
00:17:45,513 --> 00:17:48,432
And puts everybody
at ease, right?
281
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,392
So, Rachael, you were,
uh, saying something
282
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about, uh,
mothering, smothering.
283
00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:53,812
What were you saying?
284
00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:55,855
I said, "Mothering, smothering,
285
00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,357
what's the difference?"
286
00:17:57,358 --> 00:17:58,858
Okay.
Well, it's kind of a pun, right?
287
00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:01,402
But you're also looking back
at yourself when you're saying
288
00:18:01,403 --> 00:18:03,696
that you're
an overbearing mother, right?
289
00:18:03,697 --> 00:18:06,240
So what can be
the exaggeration on that,
290
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,661
that we can turn it into a joke?
291
00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:11,955
I'm not a mother, I'm a smother?
292
00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,665
That's close,
but it's still a pun.
293
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:18,544
So let's, let's take a
look at, uh, Rodney here, okay?
294
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Are we really to believe that
kids think he's so ugly
295
00:18:23,007 --> 00:18:24,466
that they give him candy
296
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:28,387
because they think he's wearing
a monster costume?
297
00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:30,806
No, no. And that's
what makes it funny.
298
00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:34,058
So what would happen if you
were to smother your kid,
299
00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,811
like, like, way too much, right?
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00:18:36,812 --> 00:18:40,023
He would suffocate and die.
301
00:18:41,024 --> 00:18:43,442
So you might say,
302
00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:46,779
uh, "I'm really concerned
with my parenting skills
303
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,906
because I'm...
I'm afraid I might be arrested
304
00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:52,409
- for first degree smothering."
- [laughter]
305
00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,411
Okay.
Well, it's not the best joke,
306
00:18:54,412 --> 00:18:56,871
but you guys get
the idea, right?
307
00:18:56,872 --> 00:18:58,456
Uh, Asher, you were, uh,
308
00:18:58,457 --> 00:19:00,375
saying something
about a career change.
309
00:19:00,376 --> 00:19:01,835
How can we make
a joke out of that?
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00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,838
Uh, perhaps maybe,
uh, you were fired
311
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,548
or, um, nobody wants you?
312
00:19:06,549 --> 00:19:08,258
Well, I wasn't fired.
I left myself.
313
00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:10,634
It was like a contract job,
so I chose to leave.
314
00:19:10,635 --> 00:19:12,928
Okay. Sure, sure.
But, but again, we're... we're,
315
00:19:12,929 --> 00:19:16,432
uh, talking about exaggeration
here, right?
316
00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:19,519
So all we really
need is just a kernel of truth.
317
00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:23,897
So, um, maybe the other day,
318
00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:26,316
uh, we were talking
and you were telling me
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00:19:26,317 --> 00:19:28,484
about an insecurity
that you have about yourself
320
00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:31,487
and you thought it
could be the source of humor,
321
00:19:31,488 --> 00:19:33,991
so why don't we, uh, try that?
322
00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:36,952
Um...
323
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,456
I'd, I'd rather not go into it.
324
00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:42,915
Okay. Well, are, are you sure?
Because again,
325
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,375
you know, we all
know that for a joke to work,
326
00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:46,877
um, we've got to be able to
327
00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:48,962
stretch the truth a little, right?
328
00:19:48,963 --> 00:19:51,591
We're not gonna take
everything literally.
329
00:19:52,008 --> 00:19:55,010
Well, there's one thing I'd
like to stretch a little bit.
330
00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:56,429
My penis.
331
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,850
Okay. Well, okay.
That's a good start,
332
00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:05,352
but let's try it again,
but this time,
333
00:20:05,353 --> 00:20:08,439
let's not literally say
the subject matter, right?
334
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,109
Let's just hint
at the subject matter.
335
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:18,158
Well, there's one... well,
there's one phrase I don't...
336
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:20,451
no one ever says to me,
337
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,702
"Is that a banana
in your pocket?"
338
00:20:22,703 --> 00:20:26,372
Um, because even if
I could stretch my banana,
339
00:20:26,373 --> 00:20:28,500
uh, no one would
think I was happy.
340
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:32,712
Okay. Well, again,
I think maybe not exactly
341
00:20:32,713 --> 00:20:34,047
because I mean the banana...
342
00:20:34,048 --> 00:20:36,424
Oh, because you can't stretch
a banana. I see, I see.
343
00:20:36,425 --> 00:20:39,844
Does it really matter how he
phrases it? Can we just move on?
344
00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:42,888
Well, I, you know, I... I would
really love for this joke
345
00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:44,681
to land properly for Asher.
346
00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:46,934
No, yeah, I understand,
but I just, I mean,
347
00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:49,770
I'm asking myself
why am I paying to watch you
348
00:20:49,771 --> 00:20:53,191
workshop a masturbation joke?
I just wanna move on.
349
00:20:53,441 --> 00:20:55,984
Okay. Well, I don't think
that Asher's joke
350
00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:59,195
was to invoke
masturbation, right?
351
00:20:59,196 --> 00:21:00,613
I mean, Asher, do you wanna go
352
00:21:00,614 --> 00:21:02,449
and explain your joke
to everyone?
353
00:21:03,617 --> 00:21:05,284
Uh, I'd prefer not to.
354
00:21:05,285 --> 00:21:08,120
Well, Asher told me in private
that he has a small penis
355
00:21:08,121 --> 00:21:10,164
and I think that is what
the joke
356
00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,791
was supposed to portray.
357
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,876
You know, penis size, you know,
358
00:21:13,877 --> 00:21:17,796
that is a classic form
of self-deprecation.
359
00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,089
[woman]
He wants to move on.
360
00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:21,049
I don't understand why
you keep dwelling on it.
361
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:24,469
Okay. What about even if
you rub the genie bottle
362
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,304
really hard,
you never see the genie?
363
00:21:26,305 --> 00:21:28,682
Stop, okay? Stop.
364
00:21:28,683 --> 00:21:32,686
Uh, I'm a man and I did not
think that joke was funny.
365
00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:35,604
And I work with victims
of sexual assault
366
00:21:35,605 --> 00:21:38,859
and I can guarantee you
that joke would not land.
367
00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:44,071
Let's... all right.
This is a learning opportunity.
368
00:21:44,072 --> 00:21:46,907
Asher told a joke
that offended everyone.
369
00:21:46,908 --> 00:21:49,327
So let's talk about this.
370
00:21:49,619 --> 00:21:51,579
Okay, Asher,
I'm gonna be blunt, right?
371
00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:54,873
Um, you crossed
the line and, you know,
372
00:21:54,874 --> 00:21:58,668
you got to know when, uh, you're
going outside the boundaries,
373
00:21:58,669 --> 00:22:00,587
and that's exactly
what you just did.
374
00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:03,590
I guess kind of the way
that you chose to phrase it,
375
00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:04,799
it was a little weird.
376
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,509
I didn't even want to talk
about it in class.
377
00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:07,969
That's why I brought it up
with you privately.
378
00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:10,179
So, you know, maybe
we could get together
379
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,972
and we could have
a private session,
380
00:22:11,973 --> 00:22:13,474
or maybe you could have,
you know,
381
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,017
- the next round of classes.
- What are you saying?
382
00:22:15,018 --> 00:22:16,602
You don't want me
back in this class?
383
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,896
No, I do want you back.
You have my email.
384
00:22:18,897 --> 00:22:21,064
You know, why don't you
contact me in a couple of months
385
00:22:21,065 --> 00:22:22,983
and we'll get
you in with the new group,
386
00:22:22,984 --> 00:22:24,902
see how that goes.
I mean, you know...
387
00:22:24,903 --> 00:22:26,278
Sure, sure.
388
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,072
[teacher] Are we good?
389
00:22:30,198 --> 00:22:31,991
I don't need these
fucking classes.
390
00:22:31,992 --> 00:22:33,534
I don't need to
come back to this.
391
00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:34,869
If you were really funny,
you wouldn't be
392
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:36,203
teaching in
a fucking Legion Hall.
393
00:22:36,204 --> 00:22:37,705
- [teacher] Okay.
- You'd be on YouTube,
394
00:22:37,706 --> 00:22:39,081
like the comedians I watch.
Okay?
395
00:22:39,082 --> 00:22:40,666
- That's a... that's a cliche.
- I don't need this shit.
396
00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:41,834
Don't say that.
That's not true.
397
00:22:41,835 --> 00:22:43,044
You put me in that situation.
398
00:22:43,045 --> 00:22:44,295
- Relax.
- [Asher] Whatever, man.
399
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,214
- Okay, dude.
- [door closes]
400
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:48,798
[Kevin Hart] I'm serious,
I did, I thought my baby
401
00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:49,842
was a dumb baby.
402
00:22:49,967 --> 00:22:51,593
But now I realize he's not dumb,
403
00:22:51,594 --> 00:22:53,136
he just does dumb shit.
Like I don't...
404
00:22:53,137 --> 00:22:55,096
I don't like the way my
son throws his tantrums.
405
00:22:55,097 --> 00:22:56,932
You know, when
a baby throw a tantrum,
406
00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:59,351
he's supposed to fall
out, cry, roll on the ground.
407
00:22:59,352 --> 00:23:00,769
That's a tantrum.
408
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,312
This is not a
joke, this is for real.
409
00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:03,230
[thud]
410
00:23:03,231 --> 00:23:04,774
It's the most retarded thing
411
00:23:04,899 --> 00:23:06,607
I've seen in my life.
I can't say nothing.
412
00:23:06,608 --> 00:23:07,983
I got to wait till he's finished
413
00:23:07,984 --> 00:23:10,111
then explain to
people what happened.
414
00:23:22,457 --> 00:23:24,376
No, I know, exactly.
415
00:23:25,292 --> 00:23:30,004
Yeah.
Uh, hold on one second.
416
00:23:30,005 --> 00:23:31,632
[door closes]
417
00:23:36,095 --> 00:23:41,141
Okay. No, I know.
I completely agree.
418
00:23:49,941 --> 00:23:51,108
...throughout our state,
419
00:23:51,109 --> 00:23:53,276
we can only hope
changes come soon,
420
00:23:53,277 --> 00:23:57,614
especially to this area.
Monica Perez, KOE 7.
421
00:23:57,615 --> 00:23:59,658
Thank you, Monica,
shocking stuff.
422
00:23:59,659 --> 00:24:01,784
There is nothing funny
about addiction.
423
00:24:01,785 --> 00:24:03,244
All right.
Let's check in with Carey.
424
00:24:03,245 --> 00:24:05,079
And brighten things up
with forecast.
425
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,624
[Carey] Ooh, well,
I'll tell you...
426
00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:12,211
You know, gambling addiction
is a huge problem here
427
00:24:12,212 --> 00:24:14,005
in our states and our reporting
428
00:24:14,006 --> 00:24:17,800
uncovered questionable
practices at Whistling River.
429
00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:19,802
Monica Perez reports.
430
00:24:20,094 --> 00:24:22,887
The roll of the dice,
the spin of the wheel,
431
00:24:22,888 --> 00:24:24,180
the turn of the card.
432
00:24:24,181 --> 00:24:26,725
At any moment,
you could be a winner.
433
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:28,977
But for more than
10 million Americans
434
00:24:28,978 --> 00:24:30,687
who are addicted to gambling,
435
00:24:30,688 --> 00:24:33,815
these images may remind them
of their life savings
436
00:24:33,816 --> 00:24:35,108
going down the drain.
437
00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:36,776
And to prevent this
from happening,
438
00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:39,945
local recovering addicts
like Joanna Hernandez...
439
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:42,197
rely on the New Mexico
Gaming Control Board,
440
00:24:42,198 --> 00:24:44,992
in collaboration
with the casinos themselves,
441
00:24:44,993 --> 00:24:47,287
to prevent them from playing.
442
00:24:47,454 --> 00:24:49,329
They let me in,
they watch me play,
443
00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:52,791
and when I win,
they come up to me
444
00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,960
and tell me
"We're taking your money."
445
00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,795
After losing her daughter's
college savings
446
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,672
through gambling
seven years ago,
447
00:24:59,673 --> 00:25:02,717
Ms. Hernandez joined
the Gaming Control Board's
448
00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:05,553
self-exclusion program,
which forces casinos
449
00:25:05,554 --> 00:25:09,098
like Whistling River,
run by the San Pedro Pueblo
450
00:25:09,099 --> 00:25:12,727
to deny entry to addicts
like Ms. Hernandez.
451
00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:14,978
But through our
reporting, we discovered
452
00:25:14,979 --> 00:25:18,106
the Gaming Control Board is not
only negligent in its duty
453
00:25:18,107 --> 00:25:21,234
to deny that access
and protect those addicts,
454
00:25:21,235 --> 00:25:24,029
but it's knowingly
allowing them to play.
455
00:25:24,030 --> 00:25:28,075
This security footage we
obtained shows Ms. Hernandez
456
00:25:28,076 --> 00:25:30,786
winning a $35,000 jackpot
457
00:25:30,787 --> 00:25:32,995
at the Indian Dreaming
slot machine,
458
00:25:32,996 --> 00:25:35,790
at which point,
several casino staff,
459
00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:37,249
including an onsite inspector
460
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:40,002
from the New Mexico
Gaming Control Board
461
00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:41,378
appear on the casino floor.
462
00:25:41,379 --> 00:25:44,548
You'll see here,
the casino staff stood by
463
00:25:44,549 --> 00:25:48,761
as Ms. Hernandez switched
from slots to blackjack,
464
00:25:48,762 --> 00:25:50,721
where her winning
streak continued.
465
00:25:50,722 --> 00:25:52,305
We figured out she had an
accurate self-exclusion
466
00:25:52,306 --> 00:25:53,808
after she won the jackpot,
467
00:25:54,016 --> 00:25:55,934
but when I went to go remove
her off the casino floor,
468
00:25:55,935 --> 00:25:57,727
the inspector was
like, "No, no, no, let's wait,
469
00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,187
let's leave her,
see how much she can win,"
470
00:25:59,188 --> 00:26:00,897
like it was some
sick game of his.
471
00:26:00,898 --> 00:26:02,816
Watch here as
the control board inspector
472
00:26:02,817 --> 00:26:04,734
and an unidentified
casino staffer
473
00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:08,113
seemed to find delight
in watching Ms. Hernandez
474
00:26:08,114 --> 00:26:11,156
accumulate chips
knowing full well
475
00:26:11,157 --> 00:26:12,783
the casino is legally required
476
00:26:12,784 --> 00:26:15,786
to confiscate
everything she wins.
477
00:26:15,787 --> 00:26:19,957
But one person who is
not laughing is Ms. Hernandez,
478
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:21,459
as it was not until the casino
479
00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:25,420
let her accumulate upwards of
$70,000 in winnings
480
00:26:25,421 --> 00:26:27,089
that they stepped in.
481
00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:28,881
I was like,
"Why? It's my money."
482
00:26:28,882 --> 00:26:31,968
I won it. I'm gonna
leave with those chips
483
00:26:31,969 --> 00:26:33,970
because my brother's
gonna come back
484
00:26:33,971 --> 00:26:35,304
and cash them in for me.
485
00:26:35,305 --> 00:26:37,723
They tell me, "No, you have to
leave those chips here."
486
00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:39,183
[reporter]
While some casinos
487
00:26:39,184 --> 00:26:41,269
use facial recognition technology
488
00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:43,855
to catch problem gamblers
right at the door,
489
00:26:43,856 --> 00:26:46,898
our reporting shows
the Gaming Control Board
490
00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:48,358
has dragged their feet.
491
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,652
Whit?
492
00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:57,827
Whit? Baby?
493
00:26:59,495 --> 00:27:01,539
Did you see the news?
494
00:27:02,832 --> 00:27:04,708
Was that you laughing?
495
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,377
It was me, but she
completely misrepresented
496
00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:09,753
what I was doing.
497
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,130
I was telling him
he had to remove her.
498
00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,924
That's why I was pointing.
499
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:16,094
[Whitney] You were patting him
on the back.
500
00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:20,055
I was being friendly because I
was trying to persuade him.
501
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:22,391
It was extremely uncomfortable.
502
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,270
Why didn't you just
stop her yourself?
503
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,356
Well, A, that's not my job.
504
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:34,194
And, B, the inspector
could have been...
505
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:35,737
I mean, he could
have been annoyed
506
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,822
and we need
to maintain a good relationship
507
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,783
with the control board or else
it could hurt the casino.
508
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:44,870
[sighs] I mean,
it's really hard to explain
509
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,664
the vibe in that moment.
510
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,334
You know, when you said that
you witnessed this,
511
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,419
I didn't realize
that you were part of it.
512
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,172
How could you accuse me
of being part of this?
513
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:58,425
I... I was trying to get him
to remove her.
514
00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,343
I'm... I'm the one
who blew the whistle
515
00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,804
This news story
is because of me.
516
00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:07,099
You wouldn't have done anything
if I hadn't forced you to.
517
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,226
That's bullshit.
518
00:28:08,227 --> 00:28:10,229
[Whitney]
Is it bullshit?
519
00:28:15,192 --> 00:28:17,984
You wouldn't do anything good
520
00:28:17,985 --> 00:28:20,238
if I didn't force you to.
521
00:28:25,368 --> 00:28:31,415
♪ ♪ ♪
522
00:28:44,552 --> 00:28:46,221
[phone chimes]
523
00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:20,962
♪ ♪ ♪
524
00:29:29,679 --> 00:29:32,305
- There you go.
- Okay. Thank you.
525
00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:34,098
And we're on good timing.
526
00:29:34,099 --> 00:29:35,892
- You wanna follow me?
- Yeah.
527
00:29:39,146 --> 00:29:40,563
So, we're gonna have you sit
right here.
528
00:29:40,564 --> 00:29:41,605
- Hey.
- Hi.
529
00:29:41,606 --> 00:29:43,483
- She is.
- [chuckles]
530
00:29:45,027 --> 00:29:47,153
All right. You guys good?
531
00:29:47,154 --> 00:29:49,030
- Rolling.
- [Dougie] All right.
532
00:29:50,448 --> 00:29:54,659
So, all right. So,
let me... let's, um,
533
00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,870
let's start off with, um,
534
00:29:56,871 --> 00:29:59,414
how's your... how's
your relationship doing?
535
00:29:59,415 --> 00:30:01,500
How's it all going?
536
00:30:04,879 --> 00:30:07,797
Uh, ooh, um...
537
00:30:12,093 --> 00:30:13,969
well, I think every relationship
538
00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:17,474
reaches a point where
you start to question things.
539
00:30:17,724 --> 00:30:19,516
You know, that... that's normal,
540
00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:23,688
everyone goes
through that, you know?
541
00:30:25,189 --> 00:30:28,524
You notice yourself keeping
little secrets,
542
00:30:28,525 --> 00:30:31,486
things that you
don't share with them,
543
00:30:31,487 --> 00:30:36,115
because you wonder if
they'll have your back.
544
00:30:36,116 --> 00:30:41,162
Uh, and you would think that if
you've spent years with someone,
545
00:30:41,163 --> 00:30:43,246
that eventually at some point
546
00:30:43,247 --> 00:30:46,584
you'd feel like you
really know them.
547
00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:48,794
But honestly,
548
00:30:48,795 --> 00:30:50,922
maybe sometimes...
549
00:30:52,298 --> 00:30:54,717
you never do.
550
00:30:55,968 --> 00:30:58,637
Because you start to see these
glimpses of a person
551
00:30:58,638 --> 00:31:02,099
that you don't recognize,
and it's... it's scary.
552
00:31:03,725 --> 00:31:08,104
And you wonder, is that
the real them?
553
00:31:08,105 --> 00:31:14,736
Is my idea of them just
a projection or is that real?
554
00:31:15,654 --> 00:31:17,072
You know?
555
00:31:22,743 --> 00:31:25,037
Do you ever feel like, um,
556
00:31:25,413 --> 00:31:27,915
Asher is holding you
back at all?
557
00:31:32,253 --> 00:31:33,796
[chuckles]
558
00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:38,758
You're good at this.
Um... [chuckles]
559
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:42,594
Because you guys
are... are strong, right?
560
00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:45,723
At the end of the day,
you're gonna survive, right?
561
00:31:54,899 --> 00:31:56,608
Next question.
562
00:31:57,359 --> 00:32:00,529
♪ eerie music ♪
563
00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:17,503
- All done?
- [man] Yeah.
564
00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:21,007
- Can I see in a mirror?
- [man] Sure.
565
00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,472
- Looks good. Thanks.
- [man] Welcome.
566
00:32:28,473 --> 00:32:29,764
[Dougie] Anyways,
so I'm standing there
567
00:32:29,765 --> 00:32:31,141
and this guy is, like,
568
00:32:31,142 --> 00:32:32,809
"Hey, you wanna fight?"
And I'm like...
569
00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:33,809
[laughing]
570
00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:35,394
...and somebody goes,
"Bitch! Bitch!"
571
00:32:35,395 --> 00:32:37,438
And I'm like, you know,
like, "I didn't say it."
572
00:32:37,439 --> 00:32:39,356
- That's not good!
- I swear. I didn't say it.
573
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:40,691
Hundred percent. Totally.
574
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,526
- Yo, what's happening?
- What's funny?
575
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,653
Just, just some dumb story. But...
576
00:32:44,654 --> 00:32:46,656
- Can I hear?
- [laughs]
577
00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:50,034
- Okay.
- What was it?
578
00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:51,826
Okay. I have to go.
You're done with me?
579
00:32:51,827 --> 00:32:53,244
[Dougie]
All good. That was great.
580
00:32:53,245 --> 00:32:54,537
- Okay. Okay.
- [Dougie] Amazing.
581
00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:55,622
You're up.
582
00:32:55,623 --> 00:32:56,915
Um, we're doing Shabbat
tonight, are we?
583
00:32:56,916 --> 00:32:59,418
- When I get home?
- I have plans.
584
00:32:59,668 --> 00:33:01,754
I bought a challah
on the way here.
585
00:33:03,255 --> 00:33:05,632
I'll have it for breakfast.
586
00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:10,011
Did you, um, buy a bunch of
stuff from Iosheka Jeans?
587
00:33:11,304 --> 00:33:15,140
No, I gave them the credit card,
588
00:33:15,141 --> 00:33:16,642
so that if someone shoplifts,
589
00:33:16,643 --> 00:33:18,352
they can just charge me
590
00:33:18,353 --> 00:33:20,813
instead of calling the police.
591
00:33:22,398 --> 00:33:23,316
Okay.
592
00:33:23,317 --> 00:33:25,609
- Yeah.
- I guess that's a good idea.
593
00:33:25,610 --> 00:33:27,528
- I know.
- Hey, um, Asher,
594
00:33:27,529 --> 00:33:29,278
we're just gonna have you,
595
00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:30,696
uh, sit over here.
596
00:33:30,697 --> 00:33:31,781
[Asher] Okay.
597
00:33:31,782 --> 00:33:34,534
Asher time! [vocalizing]
598
00:33:34,535 --> 00:33:37,620
[chuckles] What was
the funny story?
599
00:33:37,621 --> 00:33:39,539
Oh, it was just, uh, some guy
who thought I wanted
600
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:42,291
to fight him because I happened
to be stretching my jaw
601
00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:43,751
when someone
else said "bitch."
602
00:33:43,752 --> 00:33:45,711
[chuckles] Okay.
603
00:33:45,712 --> 00:33:46,671
We good?
604
00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:47,879
[Tonya] You better
go do it because
605
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,048
we're a little bit over time.
606
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:51,007
Not even if we end
30 minutes early tomorrow?
607
00:33:51,008 --> 00:33:52,259
[Tonya]
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
608
00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:54,637
- Really?
- [Tonya] No, I've asked.
609
00:33:55,846 --> 00:33:59,975
Great. I appreciate that.
Thank you.
610
00:33:59,976 --> 00:34:03,103
Um... [chuckles]
611
00:34:03,104 --> 00:34:05,187
So looks like we're gonna
have to do you another day.
612
00:34:05,188 --> 00:34:07,816
Whitney went long,
so sorry about that.
613
00:34:08,149 --> 00:34:10,776
But hey, at least you got some
nice, uh, beautiful makeup
614
00:34:10,777 --> 00:34:12,611
for your Shabbat dinner.
Which I want...
615
00:34:12,612 --> 00:34:15,197
I wanted to, uh, to thank you
by the way.
616
00:34:15,198 --> 00:34:17,700
I really, really
wanted to thank you for,
617
00:34:17,701 --> 00:34:19,785
for never inviting me.
Not even once.
618
00:34:19,786 --> 00:34:24,122
All right. You remember
I'm Jewish, right?
619
00:34:24,123 --> 00:34:26,332
All right. You guys
don't have to stick around.
620
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,627
I know you don't wanna
stay any longer, so...
621
00:34:28,919 --> 00:34:31,171
[Tonya]
I'm sorry about this.
622
00:34:42,765 --> 00:34:44,308
Hey, don't be silly.
It's, like...
623
00:34:44,309 --> 00:34:45,851
it's, like, flushing
money down the drain.
624
00:34:45,852 --> 00:34:47,352
Can't we just do a wire?
625
00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:50,022
You can just wire it to me,
it's the same thing, right?
626
00:34:50,023 --> 00:34:51,315
It's just a transfer.
627
00:34:51,316 --> 00:34:52,941
It's gonna count
against your inheritance
628
00:34:52,942 --> 00:34:56,237
if I have to file
a gift tax return.
629
00:34:57,655 --> 00:35:00,657
Okay, fine.
Just give me the cash.
630
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,457
Would you like me
to count this out to you?
631
00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:11,417
No, I'm good.
632
00:35:11,418 --> 00:35:12,752
So, you have a good day.
633
00:35:12,753 --> 00:35:13,794
You, too.
634
00:35:13,795 --> 00:35:15,297
Thank you.
635
00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:28,809
Can you get me some
receipt paper?
636
00:35:29,352 --> 00:35:31,394
Can you get me
some receipt paper?
637
00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:33,689
Do I have to do it myself?
638
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:41,655
I know you only wanted 30
but there's 40.
639
00:35:41,863 --> 00:35:43,948
That will save you
a trip next time.
640
00:35:44,324 --> 00:35:45,949
Well, there won't be
a next time.
641
00:35:45,950 --> 00:35:47,827
This is the only time.
642
00:35:49,663 --> 00:35:51,455
That is what I love about you.
643
00:35:51,456 --> 00:35:54,208
I'm serious.
This is the last time.
644
00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:59,463
Look at me. I am serious.
This is a loan, so add it.
645
00:35:59,838 --> 00:36:04,009
You want the market interest
rate or friends and family?
646
00:36:04,802 --> 00:36:06,804
Very funny.
647
00:36:08,764 --> 00:36:12,392
Here is the 20 that
we agreed upon.
648
00:36:12,517 --> 00:36:15,185
And the way that production
accounting is working,
649
00:36:15,186 --> 00:36:18,605
it's just easier for
them to pay you in cash.
650
00:36:18,606 --> 00:36:20,565
- Wow.
- [chuckles]
651
00:36:20,566 --> 00:36:26,364
Nice. I'm using the kitchen.
652
00:36:27,865 --> 00:36:29,325
God...
653
00:36:31,993 --> 00:36:35,454
Have you, um, thought any more
about your work
654
00:36:35,455 --> 00:36:38,082
being featured on the show?
655
00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:44,755
Um, no, I haven't.
656
00:36:44,756 --> 00:36:48,634
So, it's just in the home,
657
00:36:48,635 --> 00:36:51,928
it's not... you're not talking
about it.
658
00:36:51,929 --> 00:36:54,264
It's just there, right?
659
00:36:54,265 --> 00:36:58,227
No, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just in the background.
660
00:36:58,519 --> 00:37:05,525
Right. I think...
I'd be cool with that.
661
00:37:05,526 --> 00:37:08,069
- Really? Yeah?
- Yeah.
662
00:37:08,486 --> 00:37:11,197
Amazing. Okay. Um...
663
00:37:12,407 --> 00:37:15,660
God, it's so annoying
that they make us do this.
664
00:37:16,077 --> 00:37:18,912
They made me sign this
exact same thing
665
00:37:18,913 --> 00:37:20,831
to feature the
homes on the show,
666
00:37:20,832 --> 00:37:22,541
just because
I guess they're, like,
667
00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:25,376
considered art or whatever.
[chuckles] Um...
668
00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:29,714
so, this is the
consultant contract.
669
00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:33,093
So, you just sign here.
670
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,720
All right.
671
00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:39,099
And then your address
goes there.
672
00:37:39,475 --> 00:37:43,353
And then you'll just do the same
for the contract underneath.
673
00:37:45,605 --> 00:37:49,400
Oh, my God. [chuckles]
674
00:37:53,196 --> 00:37:54,988
I saw you have a hoop outside.
675
00:37:54,989 --> 00:37:57,240
Yeah, it was, uh, there
when I rented the place.
676
00:37:57,241 --> 00:38:00,577
Yeah, I tried out for junior
varsity but I didn't make it.
677
00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:02,329
- [Cara] Mm-hmm.
- Do you play?
678
00:38:02,579 --> 00:38:04,455
Just HORSE.
679
00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,040
Let's play.
680
00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,208
Right now?
681
00:38:07,209 --> 00:38:10,545
Yeah, if you're free.
682
00:38:10,670 --> 00:38:12,171
Yeah, I guess I'm free.
683
00:38:12,172 --> 00:38:17,093
Yeah. I mean, we don't have to
if you have other stuff to do.
684
00:38:18,011 --> 00:38:21,222
Sure. Let's... let's do it.
685
00:38:21,847 --> 00:38:23,265
Okay.
686
00:38:33,734 --> 00:38:36,987
[dribbling continues]
687
00:38:38,988 --> 00:38:41,698
[Whitney]
All right. So this one,
688
00:38:41,699 --> 00:38:43,951
spin around until you're dizzy,
five times.
689
00:38:43,952 --> 00:38:44,911
Okay.
690
00:38:44,912 --> 00:38:48,580
And then your feet
are off the ground,
691
00:38:48,581 --> 00:38:50,874
you have to yell, "Ow!"
692
00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:56,921
Okay? Ready?
One, two, three,
693
00:38:56,922 --> 00:39:02,426
four, five. Ow! Oh!
694
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:05,764
[Cara] Oh, you made it!
Oh, yes!
695
00:39:06,098 --> 00:39:08,517
Your turn. Exact same thing.
696
00:39:09,601 --> 00:39:12,854
Let's do it. Five times, jump,
697
00:39:12,855 --> 00:39:16,857
feet off the ground, shout.
698
00:39:16,858 --> 00:39:20,694
[indistinct]
699
00:39:20,695 --> 00:39:23,364
♪ ♪ ♪
700
00:39:25,741 --> 00:39:27,034
H-O-R.
701
00:39:28,077 --> 00:39:30,913
[Whitney on recorder]
Was that you laughing?
702
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:33,039
[Asher on recorder]
It was me, but she completely
703
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,748
misrepresented what I was doing.
704
00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:36,500
I was telling
him he had to remove her.
705
00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:38,336
That's why I was pointing.
706
00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:42,423
[Whitney on recorder] You were
patting him on the back.
707
00:39:42,424 --> 00:39:43,883
[Asher on recorder]
I was being friendly
708
00:39:43,884 --> 00:39:45,676
because I was trying
to persuade him.
709
00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:47,846
It was extremely uncomfortable.
710
00:39:49,598 --> 00:39:51,056
[Whitney on recorder]
Why didn't you just
711
00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:52,558
stop her yourself?
712
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:55,352
Was that you laughing?
713
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,146
[Asher on recorder]
It was me, but she completely
714
00:39:58,147 --> 00:39:59,772
misrepresented what I was doing.
715
00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:01,232
I was telling him
we need to remove her.
716
00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,027
That's why I was pointing.
717
00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:05,528
[Whitney on recorder] You were
patting him on the back.
718
00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:08,656
But there's some makeup
that you can wear in the water
719
00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,282
so when you swim,
720
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:12,243
it will stay on after,
721
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,578
and you can wear it for
the rest of the month
722
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,830
and you never
have to replace it.
723
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,625
But how does it stick?
724
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,044
I don't know. It just does.
It sticks on your skin.
725
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,379
[girl screams]
Oh, my God! Josie!
726
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:29,176
Ms. Donna! Are you okay?
727
00:40:31,094 --> 00:40:33,305
We need a teacher!
728
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:36,516
Josie, are you okay?
729
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:40,103
No, it hurts.
730
00:40:40,979 --> 00:40:43,732
♪ ♪ ♪
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