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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,405 --> 00:00:03,375 It doesn’t matter, our only purpose... 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 3 00:00:03,641 --> 00:00:04,442 purpose... 4 00:00:04,609 --> 00:00:05,410 purpose... 5 00:00:05,577 --> 00:00:06,378 purpose... 6 00:00:06,578 --> 00:00:07,212 purpose... 7 00:00:07,379 --> 00:00:09,814 No matter where you hide... 8 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 9 00:00:10,782 --> 00:00:12,717 it will find you. 10 00:00:12,784 --> 00:00:16,221 (Snappy music.) 11 00:02:30,522 --> 00:02:35,393 Please go away. 12 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:37,295 Hey, Kerry? 13 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:39,931 Hey, Ke...? 14 00:02:41,366 --> 00:02:42,767 Kerry, you in the shower? 15 00:02:49,841 --> 00:02:51,676 Wha-the hell... 16 00:02:51,743 --> 00:02:53,945 Doo-doo-doo. 17 00:02:54,379 --> 00:02:56,747 ...Adam and Kerry Show! 18 00:02:56,748 --> 00:03:00,084 Hmm-hm-hm-hm-hmm... 19 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:05,523 Kerr... Aw, shit. Kerry. Fuck! 20 00:03:05,757 --> 00:03:07,090 Wake up, dude! 21 00:03:07,091 --> 00:03:08,525 Hello? 22 00:03:08,526 --> 00:03:09,960 Dude, we got our show, remember? 23 00:03:09,961 --> 00:03:11,695 We’re late. We're supposed to pick up the actress? 24 00:03:11,696 --> 00:03:13,230 I know. 25 00:03:13,231 --> 00:03:14,298 I'm ready. 26 00:03:14,299 --> 00:03:15,365 Bullshit, you’re not ready! 27 00:03:15,366 --> 00:03:17,335 You're fucking in bed, dude! 28 00:03:18,836 --> 00:03:22,106 I’m totally ready; I don’t know what you're talking about. 29 00:03:22,207 --> 00:03:23,541 Let's go. 30 00:03:27,879 --> 00:03:29,813 C’mon, are you ready? 31 00:03:29,814 --> 00:03:31,182 I’m ready. 32 00:03:37,755 --> 00:03:39,924 Oh, this is my favorite part. 33 00:03:41,893 --> 00:03:42,926 What? 34 00:03:42,927 --> 00:03:44,761 You told her what? 35 00:03:44,762 --> 00:03:46,263 I had to. 36 00:03:46,264 --> 00:03:48,031 It's the only way she'd do it. 37 00:03:48,032 --> 00:03:50,801 But an anchor? An anchor on the “Adam and Kerry Show?” 38 00:03:50,802 --> 00:03:52,369 What are we supposed to do then? 39 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:54,404 I dunno... we can narrate. 40 00:03:54,405 --> 00:03:55,572 Narrate? 41 00:03:55,573 --> 00:03:58,343 We're the hosts! The hosts don't narrate! 42 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:01,678 Dude, it's the only way she’d come. 43 00:04:01,679 --> 00:04:03,213 Look, anchors don't go on location anyway. 44 00:04:03,214 --> 00:04:05,048 That's like a field reporter or... 45 00:04:05,049 --> 00:04:07,218 Whatever! So she can be a field reporter. 46 00:04:07,518 --> 00:04:10,521 Couldn’t she be an assistant, or maybe a sidekick? 47 00:04:10,655 --> 00:04:13,491 Dude, we need some can for this episode, remember? 48 00:04:13,691 --> 00:04:15,058 It's a horror movie. 49 00:04:15,059 --> 00:04:18,062 You can't have a horror movie with no screaming can. 50 00:04:18,563 --> 00:04:19,463 There she is. 51 00:04:19,464 --> 00:04:21,933 Oh, shit. I don't believe it. 52 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,802 She'll do nudity. 53 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:27,971 All right, we'll give it this one chance. 54 00:04:27,972 --> 00:04:30,642 But if she doesn't play, she's out. 55 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:35,779 All right. 56 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:37,281 You guys are late. 57 00:04:37,282 --> 00:04:38,650 Sorry. 58 00:04:39,584 --> 00:04:40,951 Well... 59 00:04:40,952 --> 00:04:41,852 Ready to go? 60 00:04:41,853 --> 00:04:42,786 Right. Okay. Good. 61 00:04:42,787 --> 00:04:45,289 Should we have a sign or image lease now? Or what? 62 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:46,057 Yeah. 63 00:04:46,324 --> 00:04:49,760 (Clears throat.) In consideration for you filming me or otherwise 64 00:04:49,761 --> 00:04:52,963 recording my image and or voice or name, 65 00:04:52,964 --> 00:04:58,669 I hereby grant you the right to use that image for any purpose that you see fit. 66 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:03,441 I will also be your personal servant and slave 67 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:07,545 throughout the course of production until this film is completed. 68 00:05:07,612 --> 00:05:11,182 You can use my image for anything you want, including 69 00:05:11,282 --> 00:05:14,519 you can matte my head onto other people's bodies. 70 00:05:14,619 --> 00:05:20,391 And you can digitally enhance my body parts or image in any way you want. 71 00:05:20,491 --> 00:05:21,658 And, uhm, 72 00:05:21,659 --> 00:05:22,859 I’ll even do nudity! 73 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:25,263 Yeah, yeah, nudity! And I'll do pornographic movies, 74 00:05:25,363 --> 00:05:28,499 And you can even use my naked body on your website 75 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:32,102 and you can desecrate my body on the internet, or anything you want! Yeah! 76 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:33,804 We'll just need you to... 77 00:05:33,805 --> 00:05:34,638 Are you getting all this? 78 00:05:34,639 --> 00:05:35,673 Yeah. 79 00:05:36,374 --> 00:05:37,541 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 80 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:39,876 You guys, I got some really great information. 81 00:05:39,877 --> 00:05:41,678 Stuff that I thought might be useful. 82 00:05:41,679 --> 00:05:44,848 There's quotes, and some old books and stuff. 83 00:05:44,849 --> 00:05:46,284 Folklore... 84 00:05:46,417 --> 00:05:47,852 I thought we were making this up? 85 00:05:48,252 --> 00:05:50,020 No, we're not. 86 00:05:50,021 --> 00:05:51,055 We are! 87 00:05:51,456 --> 00:05:52,122 No we’re not. 88 00:05:52,123 --> 00:05:52,989 We are. 89 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:54,325 What? ...no. 90 00:05:55,693 --> 00:05:57,060 Is that all you're getting? 91 00:05:57,061 --> 00:05:58,595 What? We need bait. 92 00:05:58,596 --> 00:06:01,599 I thought we were making a movie, not... hunting. 93 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:03,868 Don't worry. Kerry is going to get something. 94 00:06:06,938 --> 00:06:08,473 What? 95 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:10,341 We’re going camping, right? 96 00:06:13,778 --> 00:06:14,712 “King of beers.” 97 00:06:15,246 --> 00:06:17,915 We’re on our way to the first location! 98 00:06:17,982 --> 00:06:21,118 Okay. I prepared a little monologue to kind of set the tone. 99 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:22,687 All right. You want to read it? 100 00:06:22,754 --> 00:06:25,255 No. It's okay. 101 00:06:25,256 --> 00:06:26,957 I'll just surprise you. 102 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,559 Trust me you’ll like it. 103 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,761 Uhm, I get to shoot this one, right? 104 00:06:30,762 --> 00:06:32,062 Right. 105 00:06:32,063 --> 00:06:33,397 Um, scary mode? 106 00:06:33,398 --> 00:06:34,898 Yeah. You know how to operate it? 107 00:06:34,899 --> 00:06:36,768 Yeah, I know how to operate it. Of course. 108 00:06:38,403 --> 00:06:41,071 Alright... just finished filming the first scene of the movie! 109 00:06:41,072 --> 00:06:42,105 All right! 110 00:06:42,106 --> 00:06:43,173 That was great, you guys. 111 00:06:43,174 --> 00:06:45,375 I can't believe this, we’re totally making movies! 112 00:06:45,376 --> 00:06:47,644 Yeah-ha! Whoo!! 113 00:06:47,645 --> 00:06:49,613 I love it! Here... Hollywood here we come! 114 00:06:49,614 --> 00:06:50,981 Wait... Adam? 115 00:06:50,982 --> 00:06:52,282 What? 116 00:06:52,283 --> 00:06:54,652 What’s this... what's this button here? 117 00:06:54,719 --> 00:06:56,587 Is that the pause button? 118 00:06:56,854 --> 00:06:58,790 Oh, my God... 119 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:00,324 What? 120 00:07:00,491 --> 00:07:01,792 What, Oh, my God, what? 121 00:07:01,793 --> 00:07:02,759 ...the fuck? 122 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:03,860 What? 123 00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:04,796 Oh, shit. 124 00:07:07,565 --> 00:07:10,200 To most people who pass this sign, it stands as a friendly 125 00:07:10,201 --> 00:07:13,838 welcome to a sleepy little vacation village formerly known as Blair... 126 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,039 ...Ville. 127 00:07:15,106 --> 00:07:18,275 But to many of the older townsfolk, it is a gruesome reminder 128 00:07:18,276 --> 00:07:20,377 of the little town's forgotten past, 129 00:07:20,378 --> 00:07:23,581 a past that brings to mind images of missing children, 130 00:07:23,681 --> 00:07:25,415 a town gripped by terror, 131 00:07:25,416 --> 00:07:27,185 and a legendary predator. 132 00:07:27,251 --> 00:07:29,152 Welcome to the “Adam and Kerry Show.” 133 00:07:29,153 --> 00:07:33,090 I'm Marleise Marlaise, and I will be your host for this special investigative edition 134 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:35,693 “The Search for the Legend of the Blair Rabbit.” 135 00:07:35,827 --> 00:07:36,993 Dude. 136 00:07:36,994 --> 00:07:38,629 Did she just say “host?” 137 00:07:38,796 --> 00:07:39,696 We’ll fix it in post. 138 00:07:39,697 --> 00:07:41,097 That was pretty good. 139 00:07:41,098 --> 00:07:42,132 Whoo-hoo!! Yeah! 140 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:45,603 We just finished filming the first scene of our movie! 141 00:07:45,736 --> 00:07:46,971 Whoo! Yeah... 142 00:07:47,071 --> 00:07:49,340 Alright, uh, whoo. 143 00:07:49,907 --> 00:07:51,641 Allright, cool. We got it. 144 00:07:51,642 --> 00:07:53,144 How’d it look? Did it look real? 145 00:07:53,244 --> 00:07:55,645 Not really, but... 146 00:07:55,646 --> 00:07:57,515 What are you gunna do about it. 147 00:07:57,582 --> 00:07:58,916 Aright, let's go. 148 00:07:59,884 --> 00:08:02,552 Have you ever heard of the Blair Rabbit? 149 00:08:02,553 --> 00:08:04,054 The legend of the Blair Rabbit? 150 00:08:04,055 --> 00:08:06,557 Uh, no. I'm afraid I haven't. 151 00:08:06,824 --> 00:08:07,891 Have you heard of rabbits? 152 00:08:07,892 --> 00:08:08,992 Yes. Yes, I have. 153 00:08:08,993 --> 00:08:10,393 Are you afraid of Rabbits? 154 00:08:10,394 --> 00:08:12,062 Uhm... No. 155 00:08:12,063 --> 00:08:14,231 You haven't heard about the Blair Rabbit? 156 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:15,666 Or you have? 157 00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:18,101 Uh... What is it about, a rabbit? 158 00:08:18,102 --> 00:08:19,135 Blair Rabbit? 159 00:08:19,136 --> 00:08:22,507 It’s that cartoon with the rabbit with the big nose? 160 00:08:22,773 --> 00:08:26,511 Have you ever heard the legend of the Blair Rabbit? 161 00:08:30,715 --> 00:08:35,652 Well, apparently there were several filmmakers who came to document the Blair Rabbit, 162 00:08:35,653 --> 00:08:39,824 and they wound up missing; no-one found their bodies. 163 00:08:39,891 --> 00:08:42,493 They just were... 164 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,794 You've never heard anything about those people? 165 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:47,098 Yeah, I heard that. 166 00:08:47,365 --> 00:08:49,467 They went to some school around here, I think... 167 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,802 Was it L.C.U? 168 00:08:52,036 --> 00:08:54,204 I don't know. What's this for again? 169 00:08:54,205 --> 00:08:55,639 It's a rabbit documentary. 170 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,674 He was a... this guy was dressed like a rabbit. 171 00:08:57,675 --> 00:09:00,010 First of all, the witch, they burned him, you know, because 172 00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:01,878 people didn’t like him chopping up the rabbits. 173 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:05,583 He was weird. But there's always someone that dresses up like a rabbit or a clown. 174 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:09,686 And then in the fall, ‘54 twenty children disappeared. 175 00:09:09,687 --> 00:09:13,090 The sheriff took a posse out to find them, but it was too late. 176 00:09:13,224 --> 00:09:16,092 And he brought ‘em back out of the woods, 177 00:09:16,093 --> 00:09:19,162 the back of a hay wagon and then... and dung bunnies! 178 00:09:19,163 --> 00:09:20,430 It was horrible. 179 00:09:20,431 --> 00:09:22,232 Many folks moved away. 180 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,100 Town never really recovered. 181 00:09:24,101 --> 00:09:25,736 People slowly forgot about it 182 00:09:25,970 --> 00:09:30,273 ‘til last year when the film students went missing 183 00:09:30,274 --> 00:09:34,712 and them Girl Scouts and Rangers and all of them TV folks and dogs and such. 184 00:09:34,812 --> 00:09:39,115 And the rabbit would collect the children from the town and the townsfolk would run 185 00:09:39,116 --> 00:09:42,887 to the river and call for the children, but to no avail. 186 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,822 They were made to stand facing the wall... 187 00:09:45,823 --> 00:09:47,424 ...until one of them made a sound... 188 00:09:47,425 --> 00:09:48,092 ..they’d face a big wall.. 189 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:49,426 ..or he was lead... 190 00:09:49,427 --> 00:09:52,430 into the center of the room, and that's when the rabbit would do them. 191 00:09:52,563 --> 00:09:54,831 He’d wack ‘em! He'd hit them! He'd whack them. Yeah. 192 00:09:54,832 --> 00:09:55,966 He’d nibble on their fingers... 193 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:58,234 And he’d hang them by their... he’d peel off their skin... 194 00:09:58,235 --> 00:09:59,202 Starting at the ankle. 195 00:09:59,203 --> 00:10:00,403 Don't get excited about... 196 00:10:00,404 --> 00:10:03,040 ...well, and pull the whole hide down in one piece... 197 00:10:03,107 --> 00:10:05,308 and make mittens and half of them. 198 00:10:05,309 --> 00:10:07,210 Then he would make stew out of the meat. 199 00:10:07,211 --> 00:10:10,615 Then he would take all the rest of the parts bones and guts, intestines, 200 00:10:10,715 --> 00:10:13,183 and he would make dung-bunnies out of them. 201 00:10:13,184 --> 00:10:16,153 ...what it says? Make dung... 202 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:18,021 ...bunnies out of them. 203 00:10:18,022 --> 00:10:21,625 Those little bunnies, sometimes they would come as squirrels... 204 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:22,792 ...or turtles too. 205 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:24,395 ...or turtles. 206 00:10:24,462 --> 00:10:27,198 But this rabbit, he only made bunnies. 207 00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:28,665 Made out of shit. 208 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:30,367 ...put them in your garden 209 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,669 to fertilize the plants. They're cute. 210 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:33,937 They're cute. 211 00:10:33,938 --> 00:10:36,674 Unless they're made out of children. 212 00:10:38,242 --> 00:10:38,908 (Clears throat.) 213 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:39,576 Okay. 214 00:10:39,577 --> 00:10:41,778 Around us lie the scattered graves 215 00:10:41,779 --> 00:10:44,849 of slaughtered waifs and strangled knaves. 216 00:10:44,949 --> 00:10:49,020 Victims of a silent plight which comes and takes and goes at night. 217 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,890 ‘Twas years ago when it first struck, And in these words, it ran amok, 218 00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:58,295 Making real those kiddy fears With nasty teeth, and long soft ears. 219 00:10:58,362 --> 00:11:03,000 ‘Twas the varmint townsfolk said, Which rended all its offspring dead 220 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:07,938 And skinned their pink and tender hides And made soufflé from their insides 221 00:11:08,005 --> 00:11:13,978 And strung intestines from the trees and Chewed their liver, popped their knees, 222 00:11:14,078 --> 00:11:19,083 And scooped their brains from in their noggins, And left the popped out eyeballs boggin’. 223 00:11:19,183 --> 00:11:24,488 And to this day, the townsfolk claim That it will chop and slice and maim 224 00:11:24,555 --> 00:11:31,228 All who dare to think they could Brave the rabbit haunts that wood. 225 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:33,530 You made that up? 226 00:11:33,531 --> 00:11:34,564 Yeah. 227 00:11:34,565 --> 00:11:35,165 That's pretty good. 228 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,100 I know, I know. 229 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,567 Are we there yet? 230 00:11:37,568 --> 00:11:38,301 I think so. 231 00:11:38,302 --> 00:11:39,669 Almost. 232 00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:40,837 Are we even on the right road? 233 00:11:40,838 --> 00:11:42,005 I think so. 234 00:11:42,006 --> 00:11:45,041 What do you mean, “I think so?” Do you even know how to read the map? 235 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:45,675 Almost there. 236 00:11:45,676 --> 00:11:48,178 Oh, this is it. Yes. I think we’re there. 237 00:11:48,179 --> 00:11:49,913 How do you know? 238 00:11:49,914 --> 00:11:52,215 I... look, I’d recognize a tree anywhere. 239 00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:54,117 I'm sure this is it. 240 00:11:54,118 --> 00:11:55,919 But you've never been here before. 241 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,620 It's a really good map. 242 00:11:57,621 --> 00:11:59,022 We’re lost, aren’t we? 243 00:11:59,023 --> 00:12:00,857 No, I don’t think so. 244 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,993 See? Here we are. Let’s go. 245 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:08,131 Oh, you having a rough time with that? 246 00:12:08,132 --> 00:12:09,499 Having a hard time, there? 247 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,900 I’d help you with that, if I 248 00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:12,936 weren’t such an asshole. 249 00:12:12,937 --> 00:12:15,105 Come on, Toots. Let's go. 250 00:12:15,106 --> 00:12:16,272 C’mon, hurry up. 251 00:12:16,273 --> 00:12:17,741 Hurry up, we’re leaving, we're going. 252 00:12:17,742 --> 00:12:19,576 Whoa. 253 00:12:19,577 --> 00:12:20,677 Owe! 254 00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:21,711 Dang. 255 00:12:21,712 --> 00:12:23,379 No, I'm serious. There totally could be snakes. 256 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:25,982 I don't think this is the way we should be going, anyway. 257 00:12:25,983 --> 00:12:28,251 “I don’t think... blah-blah-bla-bla-blah...” 258 00:12:28,252 --> 00:12:30,320 I don’t think this is the way we should be going! 259 00:12:30,321 --> 00:12:31,822 Blah-blah-bla-bla 260 00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:35,226 Tell the folks at home why you decided that you wanted to be part of the 261 00:12:35,259 --> 00:12:40,631 “Adam and Kerry Show; Episode II; Special Investigative Edition; 262 00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:43,600 the Search for the Legend of the Blair Rabbit.” 263 00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:46,469 I am really interested 264 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:50,307 in what I like to call pop culture news, um... 265 00:12:50,407 --> 00:12:51,841 Tabloid TV. 266 00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:53,376 I like to call it pop culture news. 267 00:12:53,377 --> 00:12:55,111 I think it's more than just tabloid TV. 268 00:12:55,112 --> 00:12:57,480 I'm sure like Iraq and all that stuff. 269 00:12:57,481 --> 00:13:00,651 It's important. People need to know about that. But, 270 00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:03,653 did you see that episode of Maury Povich and he like those, um, 271 00:13:03,654 --> 00:13:05,822 like kind of circus sideshow freak people on? 272 00:13:05,823 --> 00:13:08,792 I didn't know they existed until I saw the Maury Povich Show. 273 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:09,759 And that's what I’m saying. 274 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,995 You know, that's what I'm talking about. 275 00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:13,763 That’s like that’s real news. 276 00:13:13,764 --> 00:13:15,799 You know? Dan Rather's not going to interview 277 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,901 a dog faced boy. And that's what I want to know about. 278 00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:19,702 And there are others who want to know about that, too. 279 00:13:19,703 --> 00:13:20,703 And that's why I'm out here. 280 00:13:20,704 --> 00:13:21,704 And that's what you want to do... 281 00:13:21,705 --> 00:13:24,007 those are the types of subjects you wanna tackle? 282 00:13:24,008 --> 00:13:26,243 Yeah, that's important. 283 00:13:26,343 --> 00:13:28,411 People... people want that. 284 00:13:28,412 --> 00:13:29,846 People need that. 285 00:13:29,847 --> 00:13:31,214 With all these tall grass things 286 00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:34,618 are we going to go this way or this way? 287 00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:36,220 I mean which way is East? 288 00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:41,491 I think we're getting pretty close. 289 00:13:41,492 --> 00:13:43,026 You got the map? 290 00:13:43,027 --> 00:13:43,627 I don't have it. 291 00:13:43,628 --> 00:13:44,260 What? 292 00:13:44,261 --> 00:13:46,062 You don't have a fucking map? 293 00:13:46,063 --> 00:13:47,630 The map is like the most important thing. 294 00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:50,200 How could you be lost in the fucking woods without a fucking map? 295 00:13:50,201 --> 00:13:53,436 Jesus Christ we’ve been here like a fucking hour and you already re... 296 00:13:53,437 --> 00:13:58,542 You lost the fucking map... I can't fucking fucking fuck you fucking 297 00:13:58,609 --> 00:14:00,910 fucking fucking fucking Jesus Christ. 298 00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:02,679 God, Jesus. Jesus Christ. We find the maps. 299 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,947 God, Jesus. Jesus Christ. We find the maps. 300 00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:04,548 FUCKING WILDERNESS 301 00:14:04,549 --> 00:14:05,381 That's what fucking 302 00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:06,249 FUCK-WAD 303 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,585 fucking fucking piece of shit. 304 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,319 FUCKER!!! 305 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,088 GOD! 306 00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:12,255 Piece of shit! 307 00:14:12,256 --> 00:14:13,523 Motherfucker! 308 00:14:13,524 --> 00:14:15,158 Been out fuckin two fucking seconds... 309 00:14:15,159 --> 00:14:16,993 Oh, I fuckin lost the map! Great! 310 00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:20,998 Oh, shit. Sorry, dude. I had it. 311 00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:23,767 The map. 312 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:32,242 So, um, I'm not going to. 313 00:14:32,243 --> 00:14:33,843 I should go across. 314 00:14:33,844 --> 00:14:37,413 I'm just saying one of us has to go across so I can hand the... The uh... 315 00:14:37,414 --> 00:14:39,382 You're the one with a backpack, why don't I just go? 316 00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:41,384 Whatever. You want to take off my backpack and I'll go? 317 00:14:41,385 --> 00:14:42,785 One of you just go across, would you please? 318 00:14:42,786 --> 00:14:44,220 I mean, you're not going across. 319 00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:46,389 You got the camera, so we have to... 320 00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:48,157 Kerry, you go across. Okay? 321 00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:50,561 I don't want to... 322 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,462 Don’t be a pussy. Go across. 323 00:14:52,463 --> 00:14:54,465 Real hard, Dude. 324 00:15:00,204 --> 00:15:03,339 Now come back and get the rest of this stuff. 325 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,042 No, I'm goin... 326 00:15:05,743 --> 00:15:08,411 Dude, I’m trying to across the stream here! 327 00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:09,712 Just go back. 328 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:11,214 Why? I was here first. 329 00:15:11,215 --> 00:15:12,816 You weren’t here first, I was here first. 330 00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:15,051 You really don’t have to argue about this, okay? 331 00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:17,020 Just go back... like you have to come out. 332 00:15:17,021 --> 00:15:18,288 Why do you have to be filming all this? 333 00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:19,389 I'm trying to cross... 334 00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:20,556 C’mon, just go back... quit screwin’ around! 335 00:15:20,557 --> 00:15:21,224 Both of you!! 336 00:15:21,225 --> 00:15:21,991 No, I was here... 337 00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:22,792 I’m not taking this... 338 00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:24,093 You guys, knock it off! 339 00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:25,296 Kerry, you’re being a dick! 340 00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:27,197 Ahhh... Oh, shit! 341 00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:28,364 Nice. 342 00:15:28,365 --> 00:15:31,200 What do you think of hiking in the woods, Adam? 343 00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:33,303 Sucks, man. Why are you filming? 344 00:15:33,304 --> 00:15:35,038 You're always filming. 345 00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:37,640 I got something in my shoe. Hold on. 346 00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:38,508 I love the woods. 347 00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:40,744 Don't you? 348 00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:43,614 There it is. That's it. 349 00:15:43,814 --> 00:15:44,815 That's it? 350 00:15:45,049 --> 00:15:46,250 That's it. 351 00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:49,586 Are you sure that's it? I expected something different. 352 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,854 No, that’s it, you see? Look. Here. It’s on the map. 353 00:15:51,855 --> 00:15:53,357 We’re lost, aren’t we? 354 00:15:53,557 --> 00:15:54,491 Not yet. 355 00:15:54,992 --> 00:15:57,695 I don’t know. I just thought it would be bigger. 356 00:15:58,362 --> 00:15:59,964 Well, it’s pretty big. 357 00:16:00,831 --> 00:16:05,202 I thought it'd be, like, darker, smellier... scarier. 358 00:16:05,269 --> 00:16:06,703 I like it. 359 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,273 Are you getting a good shot of it? 360 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,874 What's it called again? 361 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:15,144 It's called “rotting, bloody, dismembered corpse rock.” 362 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,512 That’s disgusting. 363 00:16:16,513 --> 00:16:17,914 It's a good name. 364 00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:19,450 This is going to be good. 365 00:16:20,284 --> 00:16:22,719 Yeah? Alright, well, uh... 366 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,488 what happened here again? 367 00:16:24,822 --> 00:16:27,490 Nothing. This is where we're going to eat lunch. 368 00:16:27,491 --> 00:16:30,828 Why is it called rotten, bloody, dismembered corpse rock? 369 00:16:30,894 --> 00:16:32,428 It's cool name. 370 00:16:32,429 --> 00:16:36,033 Yeah, I know, but what about the Blair Rabbit, and the legend and everything? 371 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,901 All right, well, you see, this is where they found those fisherman, 372 00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:40,303 All tied up with string... 373 00:16:40,304 --> 00:16:41,637 Oh, the fishermen, right... 374 00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:42,939 Yeah. 375 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,540 What fisherman? 376 00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:45,875 Oh, just. 377 00:16:45,876 --> 00:16:48,945 They just kind of bunch of fishermen that were just all tied up. 378 00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:50,513 They couldn’t move. It was awful. 379 00:16:50,514 --> 00:16:51,247 They were dead? 380 00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:54,250 No, no, but I mean, they were tied up with fish string... 381 00:16:54,251 --> 00:16:55,318 Fish string? 382 00:16:55,319 --> 00:16:58,888 Yeah, well... fishing wire and, I mean, they've been there for ten er, for days 383 00:16:58,889 --> 00:17:02,091 Their hands were all chaffed, and they were really hungry. 384 00:17:02,092 --> 00:17:04,961 And a families missed them. It was awful. 385 00:17:04,962 --> 00:17:07,063 Is there anything to the corpses bit? 386 00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:10,667 No, I mean, well, I mean they couldn't hardly walk home and, and 387 00:17:10,701 --> 00:17:14,671 then they had these terrible nightmares, I mean, for weeks and had insomnia. 388 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:15,738 It was awful. 389 00:17:15,739 --> 00:17:18,074 Mm hmm. And constipation. 390 00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,509 They had constipation, too. 391 00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:21,110 It was terrible. 392 00:17:21,111 --> 00:17:23,113 Can I have another samwich? 393 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,414 Where are we going anyway? 394 00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:26,050 Going to the rabbit burial ground. 395 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,450 Burial ground? 396 00:17:27,451 --> 00:17:29,118 I hope. 397 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:33,657 I hope this is better than that stupid bloody corpse bullshit. 398 00:17:33,757 --> 00:17:36,659 And tired of hiking and the great outdoors suck. 399 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,261 I like the great outdoors. 400 00:17:38,262 --> 00:17:40,296 Being in the great outdoors reminds me 401 00:17:40,297 --> 00:17:43,133 of how much I like lying on the floor of my apartment. 402 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:46,736 Whatever it is, it's probably going to be pretty cool. 403 00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:48,438 Could be dead bodies... 404 00:17:48,439 --> 00:17:50,007 Children’s skeletons... 405 00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:52,943 The decomposing heads of the filmmakers who went before us. 406 00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:54,745 That's not funny. 407 00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:59,249 Whatever it is, it’s probably going to be the climax of this whole film. 408 00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:01,085 Great. 409 00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:03,986 So then we’re lost. 410 00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:05,154 No, we’re not lost. 411 00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:06,722 You just said you don't know where we are. 412 00:18:06,723 --> 00:18:07,890 I know where we are. 413 00:18:07,891 --> 00:18:08,858 Where? 414 00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:09,859 Right here. 415 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:11,360 Okay, then you don't know where we're going. 416 00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:14,397 Yes, I do. We're going to the Blair Rabbit burial grounds. 417 00:18:14,398 --> 00:18:16,132 But you don't know how to get there. 418 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,568 Dude. We have to walk. Duh. 419 00:18:18,569 --> 00:18:20,971 Okay. What direction? 420 00:18:21,071 --> 00:18:23,607 Toward the burial grounds. 421 00:18:25,075 --> 00:18:28,345 You guys are ass-holes. Both of you. 422 00:18:28,979 --> 00:18:29,979 Yeah. 423 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,481 You're an asshole. 424 00:18:31,482 --> 00:18:33,516 You're an asshole, you’re an asshole, yer an asshole... 425 00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:34,450 You're an asshole. You... You are an asshole. 426 00:18:34,451 --> 00:18:35,751 I’m Lost! I’m always lost... 427 00:18:35,752 --> 00:18:36,519 My mom’s an asshole. 428 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,155 I hear you! 429 00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:40,323 Oh, my God. 430 00:18:40,324 --> 00:18:41,691 What are these? 431 00:18:41,692 --> 00:18:44,895 Look like little rabbit sculptures. 432 00:18:44,995 --> 00:18:47,396 Wait! Remember what that one guy said... 433 00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:51,034 Didn't he say something about they were made out of, like, dung-bunnies? 434 00:18:51,101 --> 00:18:52,469 Dung-bunnies? 435 00:18:52,936 --> 00:18:55,639 We must be at the rabbit burial grounds. 436 00:18:55,772 --> 00:18:59,175 Quick! Get out the CP_16, and the D.A.T., lets get some shots of these! 437 00:18:59,176 --> 00:19:00,443 But we only have video! 438 00:19:00,444 --> 00:19:02,813 Well put it in scary mode, then. 439 00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:04,780 Dung-bunnies. 440 00:19:04,781 --> 00:19:05,948 These are dung-bunnies? 441 00:19:05,949 --> 00:19:09,418 Remember? All the kids who were chopped up and turned into... 442 00:19:09,419 --> 00:19:10,787 Dung bunnies. 443 00:19:10,854 --> 00:19:12,388 That's right. 444 00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:13,456 This must mean something. 445 00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:15,758 Yeah, it means that there's some idiot out there 446 00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:17,860 following us around trying to scare us. 447 00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:20,197 With little bunnies made of shit? 448 00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:22,999 I don't think so. No. 449 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,601 There can only be one explanation for this. 450 00:19:25,602 --> 00:19:27,337 The Blair Rabbit! 451 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,539 Shit. I just stepped on one. 452 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:33,242 Oh, my God. Put it back. You might invoke the wrath of a curse. 453 00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:34,277 I'm really worried about that. 454 00:19:34,278 --> 00:19:35,678 I'm worried about my shoe. 455 00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:37,480 Okay, guys, you know what? 456 00:19:37,481 --> 00:19:38,381 I am the anchor. 457 00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:40,183 Shouldn't I be saying something here? 458 00:19:40,184 --> 00:19:43,119 This spot marks the culmination of our journey. 459 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,555 The legendary Blair Rabbit burial grounds. 460 00:19:45,556 --> 00:19:48,292 In this remote stretch of unmarked woods 461 00:19:48,358 --> 00:19:52,930 where the ancient trees blot out any hope given by the tiny scraps of autumn sky. 462 00:19:52,996 --> 00:19:56,900 The victims of the legendary killer found their final resting place. 463 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,835 For years, authorities have searched for the forsaken grave 464 00:19:59,836 --> 00:20:02,839 to bring closure to the families of those innocent victims. 465 00:20:03,073 --> 00:20:06,476 No clue tells us how many innocent victims finally found peace here, 466 00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:11,381 except for the erection of these tiny dung-bunnies, or ‘fertilizing novelties,” 467 00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:16,620 which legend tells us marks the grave of each of the rabbits victims. 468 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,753 You wrote that? 469 00:20:17,754 --> 00:20:20,924 Yeah. That’s pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. 470 00:20:20,991 --> 00:20:27,231 So I understand the part about how he makes them stand against the wall. 471 00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:28,564 And then he... he, uh... 472 00:20:28,565 --> 00:20:33,804 And then he hangs them upside down, and then he peels off of their skin. 473 00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:37,774 But... why does he make dung-bunnies out of them? 474 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:39,943 Dude, it's kind of obvious. 475 00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:42,044 What do rabbits eat? 476 00:20:42,045 --> 00:20:42,745 People. 477 00:20:42,746 --> 00:20:43,379 No. 478 00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,081 Children! 479 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:46,984 No. Children are people. 480 00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:48,317 Uhh... 481 00:20:48,318 --> 00:20:49,552 Dead bodies. Uhh... 482 00:20:49,553 --> 00:20:50,620 Skeletons! 483 00:20:50,621 --> 00:20:51,754 Corpses! 484 00:20:51,755 --> 00:20:54,157 Brains! You're on the wrong track... 485 00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:56,559 Uh, breakfast-burritos. 486 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,393 Uhm... 487 00:20:57,394 --> 00:20:59,428 Muffins! Popovers! Eggs! 488 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:00,663 No. Let’s put it this way: 489 00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:03,300 What did Peter the Rabbit eat? 490 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,002 Who? 491 00:21:05,469 --> 00:21:09,005 Vegetables, for God's sakes, he ate fucking vegetables! 492 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:09,805 Right! 493 00:21:09,806 --> 00:21:10,906 Vegetables. 494 00:21:10,907 --> 00:21:13,809 That's what I thought. I was going to say that. 495 00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:17,481 So, why would this rabbit need dung-bunnies? 496 00:21:17,547 --> 00:21:18,681 To eat? 497 00:21:18,682 --> 00:21:20,082 No. 498 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,418 Uhm... 499 00:21:21,852 --> 00:21:23,286 ...to play with. 500 00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:25,187 To fertilize his garden? 501 00:21:25,188 --> 00:21:26,423 Right. 502 00:21:28,692 --> 00:21:30,594 That's really stupid. 503 00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:32,462 Yeah, that's kind of stupid. 504 00:21:33,463 --> 00:21:35,765 Oh, beer’s good. 505 00:21:35,766 --> 00:21:37,300 Okay, so we, uh, 506 00:21:37,301 --> 00:21:41,470 we got the bloody rotten rock thing, right? 507 00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:43,439 And we did the interviews. 508 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,677 We somehow managed to stumble across the burial ground. 509 00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:48,611 So, what else? 510 00:21:48,612 --> 00:21:49,578 Yeah, what else, Adam? 511 00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,380 Yeah, well, we haven't found the rabbit. 512 00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:52,748 That's true. We haven't found the rabbit. 513 00:21:52,749 --> 00:21:54,617 You want to find the rabbit? 514 00:21:54,618 --> 00:21:55,519 Yeah. I’m game. 515 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,452 I say let's go for it. 516 00:21:56,453 --> 00:21:57,086 Mm-hm. 517 00:21:57,087 --> 00:21:59,256 There is no fucking rabbit. 518 00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,858 That's not a very positive attitude. 519 00:22:02,859 --> 00:22:04,760 Okay, look, I'm going home tomorrow. 520 00:22:04,761 --> 00:22:06,463 ...without the rabbit? 521 00:22:07,431 --> 00:22:10,900 I'm going home tomorrow with or without the fucking rabbit. 522 00:22:10,901 --> 00:22:12,101 Quitter. 523 00:22:12,102 --> 00:22:14,170 Jessica Savitch woulda found the rabbit. 524 00:22:14,171 --> 00:22:18,909 Jessica Savitch wouldn't be out here with you fucking dweebs in the first place. 525 00:22:19,276 --> 00:22:21,510 Sour grapes. 526 00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:22,778 What? 527 00:22:22,779 --> 00:22:24,013 Sour grapes. 528 00:22:24,014 --> 00:22:25,147 Sour grapes? 529 00:22:25,148 --> 00:22:26,582 That doesn't make sense, “sour grapes.” 530 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:29,453 Yeah it does... I mean, it's like... 531 00:22:29,553 --> 00:22:31,021 I mean. 532 00:22:31,121 --> 00:22:31,854 You mean. 533 00:22:31,855 --> 00:22:33,723 You mean like, uh... 534 00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:35,558 the grass is always greener? 535 00:22:35,559 --> 00:22:36,625 No, I mean, it's like, 536 00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:39,161 you know, don't count your chickens before they go down the hatch. 537 00:22:39,162 --> 00:22:40,430 Oh. 538 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,631 Okay, we're recording now. 539 00:22:42,632 --> 00:22:44,900 All right. Adam, did you hear something last night? 540 00:22:44,901 --> 00:22:46,902 Yeah., I heard something last night. 541 00:22:46,903 --> 00:22:47,737 Bullshit. 542 00:22:47,738 --> 00:22:49,638 Dude. Really, I heard something last nigh... 543 00:22:49,639 --> 00:22:52,742 Was it like, did it sound like breathing? Maybe, like, heavy blreathing? 544 00:22:52,743 --> 00:22:54,076 No, it sounded like it was... 545 00:22:54,077 --> 00:22:55,711 Like screaming, right? Like... 546 00:22:55,712 --> 00:22:56,679 No. 547 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,680 Like, high pitched... horrible, 548 00:22:57,681 --> 00:22:59,148 No! No, it sounded like... 549 00:22:59,149 --> 00:23:00,182 Chilldren crying? 550 00:23:00,183 --> 00:23:00,916 No! 551 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:02,251 Children being burned? 552 00:23:02,252 --> 00:23:03,285 No! It sounded like... 553 00:23:03,286 --> 00:23:04,453 Dude, I'm being serious! 554 00:23:04,454 --> 00:23:06,522 I heard something last night and it was scary. 555 00:23:06,523 --> 00:23:07,456 What did you hear? 556 00:23:07,457 --> 00:23:11,161 Oh! Oh, I heard something too... I remember now. 557 00:23:12,028 --> 00:23:13,130 All right. Okay. 558 00:23:13,131 --> 00:23:15,799 No, it was... I'm serious... it was ghastly. 559 00:23:16,032 --> 00:23:18,601 Kept me awake all night. 560 00:23:18,602 --> 00:23:19,602 I heard something last night. 561 00:23:19,603 --> 00:23:20,403 All right. 562 00:23:20,404 --> 00:23:21,905 It sounded like hopping. 563 00:23:21,972 --> 00:23:23,005 You heard hopping? 564 00:23:23,006 --> 00:23:25,007 Yeah. Big hops. 565 00:23:25,008 --> 00:23:27,343 Yes, that. 566 00:23:27,344 --> 00:23:30,045 That I heard, too. And nibbling. 567 00:23:30,046 --> 00:23:31,180 Oh, all right. 568 00:23:31,181 --> 00:23:32,482 I heard nibbling. Okay... 569 00:23:32,483 --> 00:23:33,549 That's... I can't believe you didn’t hear the nibbling. 570 00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:35,251 All right, all right. That's it. We're on... 571 00:23:35,252 --> 00:23:36,085 It kept me awake all night. 572 00:23:36,086 --> 00:23:37,753 That's it. pack up. We're out of here. 573 00:23:37,754 --> 00:23:38,487 ..horrifying thing... 574 00:23:38,488 --> 00:23:39,623 Nice. Shut up. 575 00:23:39,823 --> 00:23:41,824 You remember the Patterson footage? 576 00:23:41,825 --> 00:23:42,893 No. 577 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,794 In 1966... 578 00:23:44,795 --> 00:23:48,564 Roger Patterson and his friend Bob Gymlan rode on horseback into the woods 579 00:23:48,565 --> 00:23:49,899 of Northern California 580 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:53,570 to film some giant footprints sighted around a remote construction site. 581 00:23:53,637 --> 00:23:57,274 And as they wrote along the creek-bed, they came across a giant, hairy creature. 582 00:23:57,340 --> 00:24:01,277 And managed to get some thirty-odd seconds of 16 millimeter footage 583 00:24:01,278 --> 00:24:02,645 of the beast walking away. 584 00:24:02,646 --> 00:24:03,513 So? 585 00:24:04,414 --> 00:24:06,983 ...and I'm pretty sure that was the Blair Rabbit. 586 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:09,318 That was Bigfoot, you idiot. 587 00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:13,123 Wait, dude, you don't believe in the Blair Rabbit, but you believe in Bigfoot? 588 00:24:13,256 --> 00:24:14,924 It was a guy in a suit. 589 00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:15,858 What, the rabbit? 590 00:24:15,859 --> 00:24:17,660 No, the Bigfoot. 591 00:24:17,661 --> 00:24:19,361 Bigfoot isn't real! 592 00:24:19,362 --> 00:24:21,163 We should have gone there by now. 593 00:24:21,164 --> 00:24:22,631 No, we're okay. 594 00:24:22,632 --> 00:24:24,600 Just admit it... You don't know where we're going. 595 00:24:24,601 --> 00:24:25,935 No... 596 00:24:25,936 --> 00:24:26,769 We're lost. 597 00:24:26,770 --> 00:24:28,270 No, we're not! 598 00:24:28,271 --> 00:24:30,272 Then why is it taking us longer to get back 599 00:24:30,273 --> 00:24:32,274 than it took us to get here in the first place? 600 00:24:32,275 --> 00:24:34,143 Because we're not taking the same route back! 601 00:24:34,144 --> 00:24:35,010 Why not? 602 00:24:35,011 --> 00:24:36,245 Because it's a shortcut. 603 00:24:36,246 --> 00:24:39,950 If it's a shortcut, it should take a short amount of time. 604 00:24:40,016 --> 00:24:41,984 That is what a shortcut is. 605 00:24:41,985 --> 00:24:43,419 Yeah, that's a good point. 606 00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:44,321 We're lost. 607 00:24:44,387 --> 00:24:46,055 No, we’re not. Give me the map! 608 00:24:46,056 --> 00:24:47,023 No! 609 00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:48,724 Give me the m... 610 00:24:48,725 --> 00:24:49,525 Give me the map! 611 00:24:49,526 --> 00:24:50,694 Give me the map! 612 00:24:54,264 --> 00:24:56,232 This is our map? 613 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,366 Nothing but trees. 614 00:24:57,367 --> 00:24:59,735 Yeah, but there's the arrow pointing north. 615 00:24:59,736 --> 00:25:02,739 Oh, All right, well, 616 00:25:02,839 --> 00:25:03,973 let's go north. 617 00:25:03,974 --> 00:25:07,410 Which direction is north? 618 00:25:07,511 --> 00:25:10,013 Straight ahead. 619 00:25:14,284 --> 00:25:17,786 Adam is that the same log? 620 00:25:17,787 --> 00:25:20,257 I think it is. 621 00:25:20,323 --> 00:25:23,326 This is the same fucking log. 622 00:25:23,527 --> 00:25:24,593 No. 623 00:25:24,594 --> 00:25:26,362 This is the same fucking log! 624 00:25:26,363 --> 00:25:28,164 It’s the same fucking one: look! 625 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:29,298 How do you know its the same log? 626 00:25:29,299 --> 00:25:32,568 It’s the same one, we’ve been crossing this log all fucking day!!! 627 00:25:32,569 --> 00:25:34,570 It’s the same log!!! (boo hoo) 628 00:25:34,571 --> 00:25:37,006 Why do you think it's the same log? 629 00:25:37,007 --> 00:25:42,211 Because look at it, it’s long and... it’s made of wood! 630 00:25:42,212 --> 00:25:44,680 And it’s, and it’s, smohgghh... ahhgggahhh!!! 631 00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:46,783 Did you just hear what you said? 632 00:25:46,850 --> 00:25:50,853 What log isn’t made of wood you idiot!! 633 00:25:50,854 --> 00:25:51,987 FUCK YOU!!! 634 00:25:51,988 --> 00:25:54,324 Ahhh!!! AHHH!!! 635 00:25:54,424 --> 00:25:58,061 You're going to film us Just standing here, I hopelessly lost as it gets dark? 636 00:25:58,261 --> 00:26:03,967 Uh, my suggestion is that, being that it is getting dark... 637 00:26:04,034 --> 00:26:08,137 Maybe we oughta just find a place to set them ...them tents. 638 00:26:08,138 --> 00:26:11,273 You take this so, you take this so like nonchalantly... like it’s not... 639 00:26:11,274 --> 00:26:12,207 “Shillantly?” 640 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,609 Like it's not... Like we’re... “Non-shillantley?” 641 00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:14,444 Like we’re not lost. 642 00:26:14,511 --> 00:26:17,913 Is that like... Like it's really a non-shillant kind of thing to try and find 643 00:26:17,914 --> 00:26:19,883 the “buureall” grounds? 644 00:26:21,585 --> 00:26:23,385 I'm. I'm not going to camp. 645 00:26:23,386 --> 00:26:25,922 I'm not goi... I'm walking some more. 646 00:26:26,723 --> 00:26:28,892 You're not going to camp another night is what you're trying to say? 647 00:26:29,659 --> 00:26:34,263 Here we are pitching the tent again. 648 00:26:34,264 --> 00:26:37,232 Adam and actress aren't speaking to each other 649 00:26:37,233 --> 00:26:39,935 or to me. 650 00:26:39,936 --> 00:26:42,304 We're supposed to be home tonight, sleeping 651 00:26:42,305 --> 00:26:47,243 comfortably in our own beds, but instead we're lost. 652 00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:50,212 We haven't finished our film. 653 00:26:50,213 --> 00:26:54,317 We haven't found any killer rabbits in the woods. 654 00:26:54,384 --> 00:26:56,385 And in fact, there's something. 655 00:26:56,386 --> 00:27:00,557 There's something in these woods that mutilates filmmakers. 656 00:27:00,624 --> 00:27:02,458 And we're filmmakers. 657 00:27:02,459 --> 00:27:05,061 To use the term broadly. 658 00:27:05,128 --> 00:27:06,195 Oh! 659 00:27:06,196 --> 00:27:09,132 And speaking of broads, the broad speaks. 660 00:27:09,232 --> 00:27:12,002 You have something you wanted to add to this, Dude? 661 00:27:12,569 --> 00:27:14,471 I'll show you. 662 00:27:16,973 --> 00:27:19,142 Ghaa, oh, oh, oh, 663 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:22,746 oh, eeergh! 664 00:27:24,314 --> 00:27:25,214 Shhhhhhh... 665 00:27:25,215 --> 00:27:26,081 Adam... 666 00:27:26,082 --> 00:27:26,682 (gasp!) 667 00:27:26,683 --> 00:27:28,317 Shh, shh, huh-wha... 668 00:27:28,318 --> 00:27:29,918 Shh, quiet... yes? Did you hear that? 669 00:27:29,919 --> 00:27:31,220 Yes! There’s something outside. 670 00:27:31,221 --> 00:27:32,154 There’s something outside. 671 00:27:32,155 --> 00:27:32,955 There’s something outside. 672 00:27:32,956 --> 00:27:33,556 Shh-shh-shh... 673 00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,924 Be quite, be quite. It’s okay. 674 00:27:35,925 --> 00:27:37,059 Shh, just listen... 675 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:38,094 Did you hear that? Did you hear that? 676 00:27:38,194 --> 00:27:39,061 Yeah. 677 00:27:39,062 --> 00:27:40,129 Did you hear that? 678 00:27:40,130 --> 00:27:41,163 Wh-what is it? What is, 679 00:27:41,164 --> 00:27:44,099 Shut the... we don’t have a... 680 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,134 Turn off the light! 681 00:27:45,135 --> 00:27:46,235 Why... why? We gotta see... 682 00:27:46,236 --> 00:27:48,070 Turn it off, Adam. Turn it off. 683 00:27:48,071 --> 00:27:50,973 Turn it off. 684 00:27:50,974 --> 00:27:52,541 Okay. I don't want it to see us. 685 00:27:52,542 --> 00:27:55,244 Don't turn the light on... 686 00:27:55,245 --> 00:27:57,413 God damn it. 687 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:58,280 Will you guys, shut up? 688 00:27:58,281 --> 00:28:00,315 I'm trying to sleep. 689 00:28:00,316 --> 00:28:02,117 There's something out there. 690 00:28:02,118 --> 00:28:03,619 There's something outside, Kerry. 691 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,220 Great, then go film it. 692 00:28:05,221 --> 00:28:06,522 Kerry... Ke... 693 00:28:06,523 --> 00:28:07,990 Adam turn it off. Turn it off! 694 00:28:07,991 --> 00:28:08,958 Adam! 695 00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:10,192 Shhh. 696 00:28:10,193 --> 00:28:11,627 Stop it. 697 00:28:11,628 --> 00:28:12,561 Okay. 698 00:28:12,562 --> 00:28:13,595 Wait. 699 00:28:13,596 --> 00:28:14,463 Wait! Listen! 700 00:28:14,464 --> 00:28:15,130 That was it. 701 00:28:15,131 --> 00:28:15,931 Did you hear that? 702 00:28:15,932 --> 00:28:17,266 Ssst... No, no, no, no... 703 00:28:17,267 --> 00:28:18,101 No, that wasn’t... 704 00:28:18,301 --> 00:28:18,934 That was. 705 00:28:18,935 --> 00:28:19,868 Wait! Whoa... w... 706 00:28:19,869 --> 00:28:20,903 Goddamnit. 707 00:28:20,904 --> 00:28:22,237 Turn it off!! Tun off the light! 708 00:28:22,238 --> 00:28:23,472 I have to piss. 709 00:28:23,473 --> 00:28:24,841 Wait... what... you... 710 00:28:24,941 --> 00:28:26,742 (assorted whining and babbling...) 711 00:28:26,743 --> 00:28:27,810 Kerry! Don't go out there! 712 00:28:27,811 --> 00:28:29,144 Turn it off. Turn off the light! 713 00:28:29,145 --> 00:28:30,113 Turn off the light! 714 00:28:30,914 --> 00:28:32,215 Shh... 715 00:28:34,284 --> 00:28:42,284 (The sound of a person urinating into dry leaves...) 716 00:28:46,396 --> 00:28:48,430 I don’t hear anything. 717 00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:52,202 (The sound of a person urinating into dry leaves...) 718 00:28:52,302 --> 00:28:54,036 I didn't hear anything. 719 00:28:54,037 --> 00:28:56,940 So, maybe you guys can go to sleep now. 720 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,008 All right? 721 00:29:00,009 --> 00:29:01,176 Uh huh. 722 00:29:01,177 --> 00:29:02,978 Oh, my God. 723 00:29:02,979 --> 00:29:04,747 What? Oh my God. 724 00:29:04,748 --> 00:29:06,348 What? Who would do this? 725 00:29:06,349 --> 00:29:08,350 It's. It's those, uhm, 726 00:29:08,351 --> 00:29:09,352 Dung-bunnies. 727 00:29:09,586 --> 00:29:11,320 Oh, look at them. 728 00:29:11,321 --> 00:29:15,458 One, two, 729 00:29:15,525 --> 00:29:16,391 three. 730 00:29:16,392 --> 00:29:17,860 Three dung-bunnies. 731 00:29:17,861 --> 00:29:18,627 My God. 732 00:29:18,628 --> 00:29:20,129 What does it mean? 733 00:29:20,130 --> 00:29:22,132 Are we camping in someone's garden? 734 00:29:22,232 --> 00:29:25,834 God, you guys, somebody is out here. Somebody is following us. 735 00:29:25,835 --> 00:29:27,936 And they've got dung-bunnies. 736 00:29:27,937 --> 00:29:29,171 And they're not afraid to use them. 737 00:29:29,172 --> 00:29:30,372 That is not funny. 738 00:29:30,373 --> 00:29:33,842 If there is somebody following us in these woods and they're willing to 739 00:29:33,843 --> 00:29:36,846 come all the way out here with dung-bunnies, they might be dangerous. 740 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,014 No. 741 00:29:38,815 --> 00:29:40,415 I think the rabbit did it. 742 00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:41,183 Ow! 743 00:29:41,184 --> 00:29:43,686 Don't touch them, Adam. They’re made of shit. 744 00:29:44,621 --> 00:29:46,355 I very much agree with the actress. 745 00:29:46,356 --> 00:29:49,191 I think the Blair Rabbit was a guy in a suit. 746 00:29:49,192 --> 00:29:50,559 I didn't say that. 747 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,693 Yes you did. 748 00:29:51,694 --> 00:29:53,629 No, I didn't. 749 00:29:53,630 --> 00:29:55,831 I said the Bigfoot was a guy in a suit. 750 00:29:55,832 --> 00:30:00,270 Right. But if Bigfoot is the Blair Rabbit, then... 751 00:30:00,336 --> 00:30:02,337 I didn't say that. 752 00:30:02,338 --> 00:30:03,806 Well, whatever. 753 00:30:03,807 --> 00:30:07,510 I heard that the Blair Rabbit was this guy. 754 00:30:07,577 --> 00:30:11,314 He wore a rabbit suit. 755 00:30:11,381 --> 00:30:13,081 And on Halloween... 756 00:30:13,082 --> 00:30:16,553 He would come down out of the woods 757 00:30:16,653 --> 00:30:19,087 and he would drag children off 758 00:30:19,088 --> 00:30:23,459 or maybe lure them away with candy like candy corn... 759 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,096 He would drag them into the woods and do nasty things to them. 760 00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:31,934 And he would then he'd cut off their arms and their legs 761 00:30:31,935 --> 00:30:35,137 and then sew them back together and make different stuff 762 00:30:35,138 --> 00:30:39,509 like spiders and little creatures and stuff out of them. 763 00:30:39,609 --> 00:30:41,210 But then the townsfolk, 764 00:30:41,211 --> 00:30:45,081 this was like a long time ago, like 100 years ago in the fifties. 765 00:30:45,181 --> 00:30:50,720 And the townsfolk chased him and they cornered him in his castle. 766 00:30:50,787 --> 00:30:51,954 His castle? 767 00:30:51,955 --> 00:30:52,988 Yeah. 768 00:30:52,989 --> 00:30:55,924 And, um. 769 00:30:55,925 --> 00:30:58,360 And then 770 00:30:58,361 --> 00:30:59,428 they burned him. 771 00:30:59,429 --> 00:31:01,630 They burned the castle, and they burned him. 772 00:31:01,631 --> 00:31:05,969 And they pulled out his bowels and strung them around. 773 00:31:06,069 --> 00:31:09,572 And then they chopped, they chopped off his limbs, 774 00:31:09,672 --> 00:31:14,477 and they killed him... and taunted him. And, 775 00:31:14,544 --> 00:31:17,779 then, they forgot, 776 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:21,484 they forgot to cut to cut off his head. 777 00:31:21,551 --> 00:31:23,819 And so he came back to the life 778 00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:26,288 and he clawed his way out of the grave... 779 00:31:26,289 --> 00:31:27,924 You mean, like a zombie rabbit? 780 00:31:28,091 --> 00:31:30,659 Yeah. That's why no one could catch him. 781 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:31,461 Why? 782 00:31:31,527 --> 00:31:34,062 Because you can't capture a zombie rabbit. 783 00:31:34,063 --> 00:31:36,565 Why can't you catch a zombie rabbit? 784 00:31:36,566 --> 00:31:37,700 Because! 785 00:31:37,767 --> 00:31:41,170 You just... You can't catch zombies of any kind. 786 00:31:43,973 --> 00:31:45,374 (Gasp.) What the fuck is that? 787 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:46,242 Shit. 788 00:31:47,977 --> 00:31:48,977 Oh. Oh, Oh! 789 00:31:48,978 --> 00:31:50,679 You guys!!! Quick!! Over here!! 790 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,315 Hurry! Quick!! 791 00:31:52,415 --> 00:31:53,582 Oh, my God. 792 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:54,816 C’mon! Hurry! 793 00:31:54,817 --> 00:31:56,318 Oh, my God. Fuck! 794 00:31:56,319 --> 00:31:57,753 Holy-shit! 795 00:31:57,754 --> 00:31:58,454 Fuck. 796 00:31:59,355 --> 00:32:00,923 What? What? 797 00:32:00,924 --> 00:32:04,160 Here. Take this. 798 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:06,161 My God. 799 00:32:06,162 --> 00:32:08,931 Dude, don't touch anything. Don’t touch anything. 800 00:32:08,932 --> 00:32:09,731 Holy shit. 801 00:32:09,732 --> 00:32:11,600 This is freaky, man. 802 00:32:11,601 --> 00:32:13,969 Oh, my God. There's something underneath these rocks. 803 00:32:13,970 --> 00:32:16,672 Look look look look. 804 00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:17,739 No, don't touch. Don’t touch it. 805 00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:19,608 Holy shit. Kerry, you getting this? 806 00:32:19,609 --> 00:32:22,578 Yeah, yeah. I'm getting it. 807 00:32:23,146 --> 00:32:24,880 God! It’s crazy! 808 00:32:24,881 --> 00:32:27,417 Fuck is this doing in the middle of the forest? 809 00:32:28,384 --> 00:32:30,486 Is that underwear? 810 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:32,487 Kinda looks like underwear. 811 00:32:32,488 --> 00:32:35,290 This is creepy. 812 00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:37,392 I want to see what's underneath here. 813 00:32:37,393 --> 00:32:39,361 All right, All right. Hang on. 814 00:32:39,362 --> 00:32:41,230 Be careful. Go slow. 815 00:32:45,134 --> 00:32:47,437 What is it? Hold on, hold on. 816 00:32:48,271 --> 00:32:49,771 Oh, my God. 817 00:32:49,772 --> 00:32:51,673 What is it? It's fucking... it's film cans! 818 00:32:51,674 --> 00:32:53,042 What? 819 00:32:54,010 --> 00:32:56,111 What's it say? What does it say on the label? 820 00:32:56,112 --> 00:32:58,280 “The Blair Vampire Project.” 821 00:32:58,281 --> 00:33:01,316 “Push two stops; development at one light; prep for tele-cine.” 822 00:33:01,317 --> 00:33:03,986 Push two stops? That’s asking for a lot of grain. 823 00:33:03,987 --> 00:33:06,288 It's the Blair Vampire Project. 824 00:33:06,289 --> 00:33:07,990 It's got to be a hoax. 825 00:33:07,991 --> 00:33:09,524 Oh, should we keep these? 826 00:33:09,525 --> 00:33:10,993 No! What if they come back for them? 827 00:33:10,994 --> 00:33:12,829 I don't think they're coming back. 828 00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:15,398 Yeah, maybe you're right. 829 00:33:16,099 --> 00:33:17,566 Shit. 830 00:33:17,567 --> 00:33:19,701 The craziest thing I've ever seen. 831 00:33:19,702 --> 00:33:21,336 Wait... I don't know if I should open that, Adam... 832 00:33:21,337 --> 00:33:22,705 Adam, what are you doing? 833 00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:23,972 Oh, shit! 834 00:33:23,973 --> 00:33:24,773 Oh my God... 835 00:33:24,774 --> 00:33:26,209 Oh, fuck. 836 00:33:26,709 --> 00:33:28,076 Smooth move, Adam. 837 00:33:28,077 --> 00:33:29,912 That’s great. 838 00:33:30,013 --> 00:33:31,546 Okay, guys, come on. 839 00:33:31,547 --> 00:33:33,382 We need to do my close up now. 840 00:33:33,383 --> 00:33:35,217 We’re losing light. 841 00:33:35,218 --> 00:33:35,917 Take this. 842 00:33:35,918 --> 00:33:37,819 Check this out: 843 00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:40,823 Is the filter thing on right here? 844 00:33:41,024 --> 00:33:43,493 Cuz I can’t really see. 845 00:33:46,496 --> 00:33:49,065 Oh, shit. 846 00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:59,274 You've got to be shitting me. 847 00:33:59,275 --> 00:34:01,043 I thought you said you knew where we were going! 848 00:34:01,044 --> 00:34:02,010 I do! 849 00:34:02,011 --> 00:34:03,812 No you fucking don't. We’re lost! 850 00:34:03,813 --> 00:34:05,648 No we’re not! 851 00:34:09,118 --> 00:34:10,352 We need to go. Now. 852 00:34:10,353 --> 00:34:11,453 But where are we going? 853 00:34:11,454 --> 00:34:12,621 No. We need to set up Camp. 854 00:34:12,622 --> 00:34:14,790 It’s getting dark. We need to set up camp somewhere. 855 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:16,525 We might as well do it fucking here... 856 00:34:16,526 --> 00:34:17,994 Before it gets too dark. 857 00:34:18,161 --> 00:34:20,395 We're not going to make it home today. Hello? 858 00:34:20,396 --> 00:34:22,130 Newsflash here. 859 00:34:22,131 --> 00:34:23,398 We're not making it home today. 860 00:34:23,399 --> 00:34:25,001 Do you know where the car’s at? 861 00:34:27,537 --> 00:34:30,440 Yeah, well we've been traveling east, that direction, all day long! 862 00:34:31,607 --> 00:34:33,475 Hey, you guys? 863 00:34:33,476 --> 00:34:36,311 If you take just a little bit longer setting up this tent, 864 00:34:36,312 --> 00:34:39,448 we won't need it because it'll be morning already. 865 00:34:39,449 --> 00:34:40,715 (Assorted blatherskite.) 866 00:34:40,716 --> 00:34:44,019 It’ll be morning already, and you can get lost again. 867 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:46,121 And then we'll be stuck in the woods again. 868 00:34:46,122 --> 00:34:47,422 Stop it. 869 00:34:47,423 --> 00:34:48,590 Come on. 870 00:34:48,591 --> 00:34:51,593 I have to eat this. Knock it off! Quit! 871 00:34:51,594 --> 00:34:54,262 Excuse me. Can I sneak in there? 872 00:34:54,263 --> 00:34:56,164 Just got a little barbecueing to do here. 873 00:34:56,165 --> 00:34:57,199 Ugh... 874 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,935 That's funny. 875 00:35:00,236 --> 00:35:01,970 You guys. 876 00:35:01,971 --> 00:35:05,107 I think there's something outside. 877 00:35:05,108 --> 00:35:08,177 (Screaming...) 878 00:35:08,244 --> 00:35:10,145 (Screaming intensifies...) 879 00:35:10,146 --> 00:35:13,583 Hey, hey, hey. 880 00:35:13,649 --> 00:35:15,518 Just kidding. 881 00:35:18,354 --> 00:35:19,121 You guys! 882 00:35:19,122 --> 00:35:21,823 You guys, there’s something outside the tent! 883 00:35:21,824 --> 00:35:26,962 You guys, there’s something outside the tent, I swear to God! 884 00:35:26,963 --> 00:35:28,330 You guys... 885 00:35:28,331 --> 00:35:31,399 There’s something outside the tent. You guys... 886 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,635 Shut up. 887 00:35:36,205 --> 00:35:37,874 Just kidding. 888 00:35:40,409 --> 00:35:43,412 Whoa... holy-monkey!!! 889 00:35:43,546 --> 00:35:45,347 Oh, nothing. 890 00:35:45,348 --> 00:35:47,683 It's just this little rabbits again. 891 00:35:48,851 --> 00:35:50,553 Have you ever seen a porn? 892 00:35:51,821 --> 00:35:53,455 Oh, my God. 893 00:35:53,456 --> 00:35:54,789 Look at that. What is that? 894 00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:55,824 Oh, my God. 895 00:35:55,825 --> 00:35:58,360 Oh, Jesus Christ. What is that? 896 00:35:58,361 --> 00:35:59,761 Can you see it? 897 00:35:59,762 --> 00:36:01,596 Look, it’s got... it's like a... 898 00:36:01,597 --> 00:36:03,198 It’s got a black flapping thing! 899 00:36:03,199 --> 00:36:03,932 Darth Vader!! 900 00:36:03,933 --> 00:36:04,699 No wait, wait!! 901 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,301 It looks like a cloak or... 902 00:36:06,302 --> 00:36:07,370 (Sincere crying.) 903 00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:10,438 No, no, it's. 904 00:36:10,439 --> 00:36:11,139 What is it? 905 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:12,007 It's just... 906 00:36:12,008 --> 00:36:15,044 Oh, it’s a witch? 907 00:36:15,111 --> 00:36:17,546 Oh, there's nothing in it. 908 00:36:17,547 --> 00:36:18,613 It's an empty. 909 00:36:18,614 --> 00:36:20,115 Oh, there's nothing to it at all. 910 00:36:20,116 --> 00:36:22,984 Aw, man, what a rip off. That's a gyp. 911 00:36:22,985 --> 00:36:24,586 Stop filming. That's a waste of tape. 912 00:36:24,587 --> 00:36:27,455 It was like it was seemed like it was going to be scary, 913 00:36:27,456 --> 00:36:28,990 ...but then it really wasn't. 914 00:36:28,991 --> 00:36:32,093 Really wasn't. No, it wasn't scary at all. 915 00:36:32,094 --> 00:36:33,461 No pay-off. 916 00:36:33,462 --> 00:36:35,564 Oh... oh, well. What can you do? 917 00:36:35,565 --> 00:36:37,033 Yeah. Hm. 918 00:36:37,099 --> 00:36:38,267 Okay. 919 00:36:41,037 --> 00:36:42,972 Oh, my God. 920 00:36:43,739 --> 00:36:45,340 Hey, you guys. 921 00:36:45,341 --> 00:36:46,741 Come look at. 922 00:36:46,742 --> 00:36:48,043 Holy shit! 923 00:36:48,044 --> 00:36:49,211 What? What? 924 00:36:49,212 --> 00:36:51,079 Oh, my God, stick people! 925 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,781 No.. Stick rabbits. 926 00:36:52,782 --> 00:36:55,217 Fuck, man. Let's get out of here. This is... 927 00:36:55,218 --> 00:36:56,785 This is crazy. 928 00:36:56,786 --> 00:36:59,321 Somebody must have made these things, you know? 929 00:36:59,322 --> 00:37:00,822 So... uh... some... 930 00:37:00,823 --> 00:37:02,757 I mean some thing made these. 931 00:37:02,758 --> 00:37:05,761 Are you saying that's a Blair Rabbit made these? 932 00:37:05,828 --> 00:37:06,761 That is scary. 933 00:37:06,762 --> 00:37:08,697 Let's get... let's get out of here, man. Come on. 934 00:37:08,698 --> 00:37:09,898 This is not cool. 935 00:37:09,899 --> 00:37:12,902 A rabbit that does arts and crafts? 936 00:37:13,102 --> 00:37:14,970 I'm getting a heebie jeebies, you guys. 937 00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:15,971 Now, let's get out of here. 938 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:21,010 Hold on, Adam, just two seconds. Let me get some shots of these. Fuck. 939 00:37:21,077 --> 00:37:23,345 You know, they're really not very well made. 940 00:37:23,346 --> 00:37:27,315 It's a mad killer! Who cares if they are very well made? 941 00:37:27,316 --> 00:37:29,484 Come on, let's get out of here!! 942 00:37:29,485 --> 00:37:30,552 Let's get out of here, man. 943 00:37:30,553 --> 00:37:33,755 Come on. This is not cool at all. Not cool! 944 00:37:33,756 --> 00:37:34,756 Adam, one more shot. 945 00:37:34,757 --> 00:37:36,424 Just a couple more shots, okay? Let me just get some... 946 00:37:36,425 --> 00:37:37,525 Oh, look. 947 00:37:37,526 --> 00:37:39,427 Wait a second. 948 00:37:39,428 --> 00:37:41,563 This isn't even a rabbit. 949 00:37:41,564 --> 00:37:42,864 This one here. 950 00:37:42,865 --> 00:37:46,269 It's a it looks like a porcupine, you guys. 951 00:37:46,435 --> 00:37:48,671 And look, it's a beaver over here. 952 00:37:48,771 --> 00:37:50,405 Can you see that one? It’s a beaver. 953 00:37:50,406 --> 00:37:52,340 Fuck you guys, man, I'm out of here! 954 00:37:52,341 --> 00:37:56,746 All right, Adam, let me just get one more shot, and then we will leave, okay? 955 00:37:57,546 --> 00:37:59,948 Hey, them rabbits are for sale. 956 00:37:59,949 --> 00:38:05,855 (Screaming. More terrific screaming.) 957 00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:12,194 Five bucks for them ones there. Two for eight. 958 00:38:12,461 --> 00:38:15,130 Oh... Are you selling these? 959 00:38:15,131 --> 00:38:16,264 Yeah, that's right. 960 00:38:16,265 --> 00:38:18,566 Oh, Christ, I don't believe it. 961 00:38:18,567 --> 00:38:20,001 All right, all right, three dollars. 962 00:38:20,002 --> 00:38:23,038 I haven't had much business today, so I'm willing to barter with you guys. 963 00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:25,573 Have you guys got a footage of the souvenirs? 964 00:38:25,574 --> 00:38:26,242 Adam. 965 00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:28,143 Let's go. 966 00:38:28,144 --> 00:38:29,878 I'll give you two bucks for that one right there. 967 00:38:29,879 --> 00:38:33,316 Two dollars? That ain’t even enough to pay for my overhead! 968 00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:34,082 Overhead? 969 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,750 What are you talking about? 970 00:38:35,751 --> 00:38:37,786 You're in the woods. What overhead? 971 00:38:37,787 --> 00:38:40,422 Look up; all them forest creatures is overhead. 972 00:38:40,423 --> 00:38:41,489 I'll give you two-fifty. 973 00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:42,390 All right. Sold. 974 00:38:42,391 --> 00:38:44,159 You want a rabbit or a hedgehog? 975 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:44,860 Rabbit. 976 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,494 Let's go! 977 00:38:46,495 --> 00:38:48,296 We're lost in the woods, remember? 978 00:38:48,297 --> 00:38:50,865 An angry rabbit is chasing us. 979 00:38:50,866 --> 00:38:51,900 Okay. 980 00:38:51,901 --> 00:38:54,135 Remember? Let's go! 981 00:38:54,136 --> 00:38:55,637 Adam, okay. Jesus. 982 00:38:55,638 --> 00:38:57,139 Stop filming! 983 00:38:57,340 --> 00:38:59,908 Those rabbits are really scary, you know? 984 00:38:59,909 --> 00:39:03,244 And if we edit out the part about the arts and crafts? 985 00:39:03,245 --> 00:39:05,548 How about a stick chimp? 986 00:39:05,648 --> 00:39:06,248 Nah. 987 00:39:06,249 --> 00:39:08,316 I'm working on a ring-tailed lemur? 988 00:39:08,317 --> 00:39:10,218 Nah, no thanks, man. Just the rabbit. 989 00:39:10,219 --> 00:39:11,019 Aright. 990 00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,922 Aw... I don't believe it. 991 00:39:13,923 --> 00:39:15,690 It’s the haunted log. 992 00:39:15,691 --> 00:39:18,226 Okay, you know what? We might as well cross this since we’re here. 993 00:39:18,227 --> 00:39:19,027 Somebody go. 994 00:39:19,028 --> 00:39:19,794 I'm not going. 995 00:39:19,795 --> 00:39:23,332 Maybe like when you go across, you go into another dimension. 996 00:39:23,432 --> 00:39:24,366 Yeah, probably. 997 00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:25,300 Yeah, a very similar thing once happened... 998 00:39:25,301 --> 00:39:26,568 On Star Trek? 999 00:39:26,569 --> 00:39:27,635 Yeah. 1000 00:39:27,636 --> 00:39:30,071 Okay. Somebody just go. Adam, go. 1001 00:39:30,072 --> 00:39:31,206 No, I'm not going. 1002 00:39:31,207 --> 00:39:31,940 Why not? 1003 00:39:31,941 --> 00:39:33,808 You just got done saying it was haunted. 1004 00:39:33,809 --> 00:39:37,113 Yeah, but if we go into another dimension on the other side 1005 00:39:37,146 --> 00:39:41,117 then maybe you'll run into us there, that would be cool. 1006 00:39:41,183 --> 00:39:42,283 But who cares? 1007 00:39:42,284 --> 00:39:45,287 I mean, they'd be lost... we'd be lost. 1008 00:39:45,488 --> 00:39:48,490 Yeah, but if you had twice as many cameras, 1009 00:39:48,491 --> 00:39:50,291 think of all the coverage you can get. 1010 00:39:50,292 --> 00:39:52,026 Okay, you guys, shut up. 1011 00:39:52,027 --> 00:39:52,927 Sorry. 1012 00:39:52,928 --> 00:39:55,864 Look, I think it's pretty safe to admit that we're lost. 1013 00:39:55,865 --> 00:39:56,831 We're not lost! 1014 00:39:56,832 --> 00:39:57,899 What? 1015 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,502 We’re right here at the log. 1016 00:40:00,403 --> 00:40:03,738 Well, they're getting better at doing the tent at least. 1017 00:40:03,739 --> 00:40:06,709 Well, that's because someone lost the map. 1018 00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:09,611 Yeah, that someone was you, Dipshit. 1019 00:40:09,612 --> 00:40:12,614 Why, we would have never lost it if you hadn't, 1020 00:40:12,615 --> 00:40:15,450 Had I asked you not to fucking lose the goddamned map. 1021 00:40:15,451 --> 00:40:17,085 Dak-dak-dak-dak-dak? 1022 00:40:17,086 --> 00:40:20,088 “Go east! Go east to get us out of here.” 1023 00:40:20,089 --> 00:40:21,891 Fuck you guys. 1024 00:40:24,493 --> 00:40:28,864 (Screaming...) 1025 00:40:38,741 --> 00:40:44,180 It looks like someone did the dung-bunnies thing again. 1026 00:40:44,246 --> 00:40:46,448 What’s for breakfast? 1027 00:40:46,449 --> 00:40:48,450 We're all out of Ho-hos. 1028 00:40:48,451 --> 00:40:50,486 Ate the sardines last night for dinner, 1029 00:40:50,553 --> 00:40:53,556 and we don't have any more gummy bears. 1030 00:40:53,622 --> 00:40:55,891 What is for breakfast? 1031 00:40:56,258 --> 00:40:57,827 Beer. 1032 00:40:58,027 --> 00:40:59,862 Carrots. 1033 00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:05,500 I'm not going. 1034 00:41:05,501 --> 00:41:07,001 Well, I'm not going. 1035 00:41:07,002 --> 00:41:08,837 Fine. Then we'll just have to stand here. 1036 00:41:08,838 --> 00:41:11,339 Fine. I don't mind standing; this is a good view. 1037 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:13,741 Great. And I'll just have a cigarette. 1038 00:41:13,742 --> 00:41:15,009 Fine. Maybe I'll take a little nap or something. 1039 00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:20,248 Jesus Christ. Will you two shut up? You're like a couple of kids. 1040 00:41:20,249 --> 00:41:21,850 You call this a documentary and all you guys do 1041 00:41:21,851 --> 00:41:23,918 is sit around and bitch and whine at each other. 1042 00:41:23,919 --> 00:41:25,887 Well that’s what the Adam and Kerry show is, Dude. 1043 00:41:25,888 --> 00:41:27,388 Don’t call me “Dude.” 1044 00:41:27,389 --> 00:41:28,690 Sorry. 1045 00:41:28,691 --> 00:41:30,592 You know what? I'm going to go over it. 1046 00:41:30,593 --> 00:41:33,228 Wait for you two dipshits we’ll be here all day. Move. 1047 00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:34,630 Move! 1048 00:41:41,437 --> 00:41:44,940 Hey! Hey, you guys! Where are you going? 1049 00:41:46,108 --> 00:41:47,909 God... 1050 00:41:47,910 --> 00:41:49,712 Assholes. 1051 00:41:50,012 --> 00:41:51,814 Fucking assholes. 1052 00:41:52,882 --> 00:41:54,382 (Laughing and horseplay.) 1053 00:41:54,383 --> 00:41:56,751 Okay, okay... 1054 00:41:56,752 --> 00:41:58,286 It’s my turn it’s my turn. 1055 00:41:58,287 --> 00:42:00,623 Alright, man. 1056 00:42:00,723 --> 00:42:02,758 Too bad we don't have her toothbrush. 1057 00:42:02,992 --> 00:42:04,593 Whooo... hoo! 1058 00:42:04,827 --> 00:42:06,561 Yeah, baby. 1059 00:42:06,562 --> 00:42:07,662 That’s all you! 1060 00:42:07,663 --> 00:42:08,997 This is gunna be great. 1061 00:42:08,998 --> 00:42:11,833 This is gunna be great juxtaposed against the part where she talks 1062 00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:14,837 about how passionate she is about broadcast journalism. 1063 00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:16,005 Broadcast journalism! 1064 00:42:16,906 --> 00:42:19,375 Dude! Whip it out! Full frontal nudity. 1065 00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:22,644 No, Dude, what are you talking about? This isn't a porno. 1066 00:42:22,645 --> 00:42:26,282 Oh, that's right, man. Full frontal nudity gets NC 17. 1067 00:42:26,482 --> 00:42:27,882 Wait a second. 1068 00:42:27,883 --> 00:42:29,551 Fuck those M.P.A.A. fascists! 1069 00:42:29,552 --> 00:42:30,418 Yeah. Fuck em! 1070 00:42:30,419 --> 00:42:31,319 Whip it out! 1071 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,856 Pussy! Shit! Dick! 1072 00:42:33,923 --> 00:42:35,691 That bitch. 1073 00:42:36,659 --> 00:42:38,327 She tricked us into this. 1074 00:42:38,561 --> 00:42:41,564 She tricked us into running away and leaving her? 1075 00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:43,265 Yeah. 1076 00:42:43,332 --> 00:42:44,700 And... 1077 00:42:45,501 --> 00:42:47,536 How did she do that? 1078 00:42:47,603 --> 00:42:49,305 She's very clever. 1079 00:42:49,972 --> 00:42:50,738 Fucker! 1080 00:42:50,739 --> 00:42:51,974 Oh! 1081 00:42:52,141 --> 00:42:53,108 Oh... 1082 00:42:53,409 --> 00:42:54,476 Owe!! 1083 00:42:54,944 --> 00:42:55,664 (screaming) 1084 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,021 Fuck! 1085 00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:11,826 So here we are again, 1086 00:43:11,827 --> 00:43:17,466 stranded in the fucking wilderness with two rugged outdoors types; 1087 00:43:17,533 --> 00:43:19,601 real mountain men. 1088 00:43:19,602 --> 00:43:21,370 I feel so safe. 1089 00:43:22,571 --> 00:43:25,540 Uh, Kerry? 1090 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:27,743 What is it exactly that you were doing? 1091 00:43:28,410 --> 00:43:32,246 Well, you're worried about whatever it is 1092 00:43:32,247 --> 00:43:34,482 coming back to fuck with us again tonight. Right? 1093 00:43:34,483 --> 00:43:36,484 Go on. 1094 00:43:36,485 --> 00:43:38,086 I'm just taking precautions. 1095 00:43:38,087 --> 00:43:40,555 And what are the nature of these precautions? 1096 00:43:40,556 --> 00:43:43,726 Well, if you ever had to survive on your own in the wild before, 1097 00:43:43,759 --> 00:43:47,229 you would recognize this as a snare. 1098 00:43:47,963 --> 00:43:50,332 Put that right down there. 1099 00:43:50,399 --> 00:43:51,933 Oh. 1100 00:43:51,934 --> 00:43:53,134 Great. 1101 00:43:53,135 --> 00:43:54,969 Yeah. You know what? 1102 00:43:54,970 --> 00:43:57,438 That'll work. Sure. 1103 00:43:57,439 --> 00:43:58,573 That's a good idea. 1104 00:43:58,574 --> 00:44:00,541 You know, you're going to thank me for this in the morning. 1105 00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:01,710 Mm-hmm. 1106 00:44:02,811 --> 00:44:04,012 Actress, wake up. 1107 00:44:04,013 --> 00:44:04,679 What? 1108 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:05,280 What? What? 1109 00:44:05,414 --> 00:44:06,015 What? What? What? What? 1110 00:44:06,081 --> 00:44:06,681 What? What? What? What? What? 1111 00:44:06,682 --> 00:44:08,683 Oh my God! Kerry isn’t here!! 1112 00:44:08,684 --> 00:44:09,517 What? What? What? 1113 00:44:09,518 --> 00:44:10,685 Kerry’s not here! 1114 00:44:10,686 --> 00:44:14,990 (Screaming. More Screaming.) 1115 00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:18,994 Oh, hey, shh... you guys. Shh! 1116 00:44:19,061 --> 00:44:20,328 Did you hear that? 1117 00:44:20,329 --> 00:44:22,665 I think I heard something. 1118 00:44:29,171 --> 00:44:31,073 Oh... 1119 00:44:32,408 --> 00:44:33,776 Huh. 1120 00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:36,811 Well, 1121 00:44:36,812 --> 00:44:40,883 We've been visited by our little friends again last night. 1122 00:44:42,685 --> 00:44:44,252 We could have breakfast. 1123 00:44:44,253 --> 00:44:47,021 Oh, that's right. We can't do that. 1124 00:44:47,022 --> 00:44:49,792 We don't have any fucking food, 1125 00:44:49,858 --> 00:44:53,729 so I guess we can just wander around the woods 1126 00:44:53,829 --> 00:44:57,198 all fucking day in circles. That'll be fun. 1127 00:44:57,199 --> 00:44:58,166 Wanna do that? 1128 00:44:58,167 --> 00:45:00,702 Well, why break with routine? 1129 00:45:00,703 --> 00:45:02,237 Can we just have fun? 1130 00:45:03,338 --> 00:45:04,839 Oh! Oh, my God. 1131 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,107 Oh, my God, look! 1132 00:45:06,108 --> 00:45:07,842 Look! It’s the car! 1133 00:45:07,843 --> 00:45:09,310 It’s the car! 1134 00:45:09,311 --> 00:45:12,280 That’s it! Guys! Come on! It’s the car! 1135 00:45:12,281 --> 00:45:15,883 Holy shit! I don’t believe it! Guys! Come on! It’s the car! 1136 00:45:15,884 --> 00:45:19,521 Ah-ha-ha-ha...! It’s the car! 1137 00:45:19,621 --> 00:45:20,656 We found the car! 1138 00:45:20,756 --> 00:45:21,490 What car? 1139 00:45:21,590 --> 00:45:23,158 We’re going home! 1140 00:45:23,225 --> 00:45:24,460 What car? 1141 00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:26,361 This is the car, you guys. 1142 00:45:26,428 --> 00:45:28,097 What? This? 1143 00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:30,499 Yeah, this is your car. 1144 00:45:30,666 --> 00:45:31,734 That’s not our car. 1145 00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:32,434 Yes, it is! 1146 00:45:32,501 --> 00:45:35,204 Look, it's green, and there's all this shit. 1147 00:45:35,304 --> 00:45:36,205 Oh. 1148 00:45:36,305 --> 00:45:37,840 Oh, no. 1149 00:45:37,906 --> 00:45:41,110 It's very similar, but no, it's not a car. 1150 00:45:41,176 --> 00:45:44,346 Oh, our car is like a pearlescent green. 1151 00:45:44,413 --> 00:45:45,781 This one's a metallic green. 1152 00:45:45,848 --> 00:45:46,982 That's your car! 1153 00:45:47,049 --> 00:45:48,016 Adam, is that your car? 1154 00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:50,252 No, it’s not our... it’s not our car. 1155 00:45:50,452 --> 00:45:51,887 It’s not. 1156 00:45:51,954 --> 00:45:54,590 Okay, well, this is the road, right? 1157 00:45:54,690 --> 00:45:56,759 And it's gotta lead somewhere, so we'll just follow until we go home. 1158 00:45:56,859 --> 00:45:57,693 Wait, wait, wait a second. 1159 00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,763 You can't just follow any road and think it's going to take you home. 1160 00:46:00,796 --> 00:46:02,731 The plan was to go east. 1161 00:46:02,798 --> 00:46:05,567 We went west yesterday because that's what you wanted to do. 1162 00:46:05,701 --> 00:46:08,370 And now we're going east. Let's stick with the plan. 1163 00:46:08,470 --> 00:46:10,239 But this is... 1164 00:46:11,206 --> 00:46:13,809 C’mon. Stick with the plan. Let's go. 1165 00:46:13,942 --> 00:46:16,111 But you guys... 1166 00:46:27,389 --> 00:46:27,989 Yeah, but. 1167 00:46:34,163 --> 00:46:34,763 Oh, oh, oh. 1168 00:46:39,535 --> 00:46:41,636 So stranded in the woods; 1169 00:46:41,637 --> 00:46:44,907 Cuz the Actress got us lost again; 1170 00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:46,441 Oh, yeah. 1171 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:48,743 And we're all gonna die; 1172 00:46:48,744 --> 00:46:51,914 We just don't know when; 1173 00:46:53,148 --> 00:46:56,051 Cuz we’re up against a rabbit and he’s... 1174 00:46:56,919 --> 00:46:59,721 ...murdering all us men. 1175 00:46:59,788 --> 00:47:01,489 Oh, yeah. Come on, sing it, baby. 1176 00:47:01,490 --> 00:47:02,623 Can you shut up? It’s not funny. 1177 00:47:02,624 --> 00:47:04,325 And where did you get that guitar anyway? 1178 00:47:04,326 --> 00:47:05,727 With this? 1179 00:47:05,794 --> 00:47:07,628 You didn't have it with you when you packed. 1180 00:47:07,629 --> 00:47:08,596 I did too. 1181 00:47:08,597 --> 00:47:10,331 It didn't. It wouldn't fit. 1182 00:47:10,332 --> 00:47:11,232 It would. 1183 00:47:11,233 --> 00:47:12,166 How? 1184 00:47:12,167 --> 00:47:13,401 It’s a good pack. 1185 00:47:13,402 --> 00:47:15,470 Not that good. 1186 00:47:18,373 --> 00:47:21,710 We’re all gunna die, and... hmm hmm... 1187 00:47:22,411 --> 00:47:24,912 All right! 1188 00:47:24,913 --> 00:47:29,450 And we’re all gunna be disemboweled and chopped... 1189 00:47:29,451 --> 00:47:30,886 Jesus Christ. 1190 00:47:32,154 --> 00:47:33,020 Ok... you guys... 1191 00:47:33,021 --> 00:47:33,821 Did you hear that? 1192 00:47:33,822 --> 00:47:34,856 Adam, you hear that? 1193 00:47:34,857 --> 00:47:35,457 What? 1194 00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:36,224 Turn on the light. 1195 00:47:36,225 --> 00:47:37,725 Did you hear that? 1196 00:47:37,726 --> 00:47:40,394 I... shh... no... listen! 1197 00:47:40,395 --> 00:47:41,963 Oh, my God. 1198 00:47:41,964 --> 00:47:43,130 Here we go again. 1199 00:47:43,131 --> 00:47:45,067 Shhh! I heard something! 1200 00:47:47,002 --> 00:47:48,169 I heard something. 1201 00:47:48,170 --> 00:47:49,170 Oh, my God. I... 1202 00:47:49,171 --> 00:47:50,371 Screaming. 1203 00:47:50,372 --> 00:47:51,540 (Screaming. (Again.)) 1204 00:47:51,607 --> 00:47:53,342 ...Love of God... 1205 00:47:57,679 --> 00:48:04,353 (Continued screaming...) 1206 00:48:07,589 --> 00:48:10,392 Kerry! Kerry! 1207 00:48:11,526 --> 00:48:12,760 Look out, look out. 1208 00:48:12,761 --> 00:48:15,162 It's over here. It's behind us. 1209 00:48:15,163 --> 00:48:16,297 Turn on your light. 1210 00:48:16,298 --> 00:48:17,431 Turn off your light. 1211 00:48:17,432 --> 00:48:19,333 Look, there’s a light over there. 1212 00:48:19,334 --> 00:48:20,635 The rabbit has a light? 1213 00:48:20,636 --> 00:48:21,270 Shhh! 1214 00:48:22,070 --> 00:48:22,803 Hello? 1215 00:48:22,804 --> 00:48:24,238 Oh, my God. It’s talking to us. 1216 00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,406 A talking rabbit? 1217 00:48:25,407 --> 00:48:26,607 Who’s there? 1218 00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:27,542 Don’t answer. 1219 00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:28,911 Hello? 1220 00:48:29,611 --> 00:48:32,146 Shh! It could be murderers. 1221 00:48:32,147 --> 00:48:33,080 Or rabbits. 1222 00:48:33,081 --> 00:48:34,115 Mutant rabbits. 1223 00:48:34,116 --> 00:48:35,182 It could be rednecks! 1224 00:48:35,183 --> 00:48:36,250 Who’s out there? 1225 00:48:36,251 --> 00:48:37,818 Whisper. 1226 00:48:37,819 --> 00:48:39,954 Hello? Doesn't sound like a rabbit. 1227 00:48:39,955 --> 00:48:41,589 It could be a trick. 1228 00:48:41,590 --> 00:48:42,823 Don’t say anything. 1229 00:48:42,824 --> 00:48:44,126 It's not a trick. 1230 00:48:44,226 --> 00:48:46,862 Look, I can see your light. 1231 00:48:46,962 --> 00:48:48,997 Oh, God. They turned off the lights. 1232 00:48:49,598 --> 00:48:50,465 Hello? 1233 00:48:50,732 --> 00:48:54,303 (Screaming.) 1234 00:48:54,636 --> 00:48:55,469 Who the Hell are you? 1235 00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:56,771 What are you doing? Who are you? 1236 00:48:56,772 --> 00:48:58,072 No, I asked you first. 1237 00:48:58,073 --> 00:48:59,274 Well, what are you doing out here? 1238 00:48:59,441 --> 00:49:02,209 My God. People! We’re saved. Finally. 1239 00:49:02,210 --> 00:49:03,210 We’ve been lost for days. 1240 00:49:03,211 --> 00:49:04,578 Yeah, us too. 1241 00:49:04,579 --> 00:49:05,680 Dude, this chick's kind of hot. 1242 00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:07,248 Christ... another film crew. 1243 00:49:07,249 --> 00:49:08,082 You're filming? 1244 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,850 Oh, how'd you guess? The camera gave it away? 1245 00:49:09,851 --> 00:49:11,018 What are you guys shooting? 1246 00:49:11,019 --> 00:49:12,487 No, what are you shooting? 1247 00:49:13,789 --> 00:49:15,089 No, wait a minute. Let me guess. 1248 00:49:15,090 --> 00:49:18,093 Let's see. A documentary? 1249 00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:19,860 Yeah. How'd you guess? 1250 00:49:19,861 --> 00:49:22,396 Please. The woods are crawling with film crews right now. 1251 00:49:22,397 --> 00:49:24,031 Everybody's doing a goddamn documentary. 1252 00:49:24,032 --> 00:49:24,832 I thought you were here to rescue us. 1253 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:26,100 What's yours about? 1254 00:49:26,101 --> 00:49:27,836 What's your documentary about? 1255 00:49:27,936 --> 00:49:29,203 What's yours about? 1256 00:49:29,204 --> 00:49:31,272 Well, ours is about the Blair Rabbit. 1257 00:49:31,273 --> 00:49:32,239 The Legend of the Blair Rabbit. 1258 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,576 Rabbit? 1259 00:49:34,943 --> 00:49:35,910 Ooooh, wabbit. 1260 00:49:35,911 --> 00:49:38,646 Well, what are you guys shooting? 1261 00:49:38,647 --> 00:49:39,514 Um. 1262 00:49:39,681 --> 00:49:40,515 The legend of the Blair Robot. 1263 00:49:41,016 --> 00:49:42,250 What? 1264 00:49:43,151 --> 00:49:44,251 Blair Robot! 1265 00:49:44,252 --> 00:49:46,954 Joey, stop it with that already, will ya? 1266 00:49:46,955 --> 00:49:47,722 Blair Robot? 1267 00:49:47,723 --> 00:49:48,522 Blair Robot? Blair Robot? 1268 00:49:48,523 --> 00:49:49,423 Oh, God. 1269 00:49:49,424 --> 00:49:51,025 I thought you guys were out here to rescue us. 1270 00:49:51,026 --> 00:49:52,693 Okay, where are we on this? 1271 00:49:52,694 --> 00:49:53,862 Whater you shootin’, film? 1272 00:49:54,396 --> 00:49:55,930 Sixteen millimeter. Ninety-eight. 1273 00:49:55,931 --> 00:49:56,897 What about you? 1274 00:49:56,898 --> 00:49:59,433 Um, Mini-DV. Three-chip. 1275 00:49:59,434 --> 00:50:00,534 That's cool. 1276 00:50:00,535 --> 00:50:01,635 It's all right. 1277 00:50:01,636 --> 00:50:03,004 Hey, maybe these guys have some beer. 1278 00:50:03,005 --> 00:50:04,872 Wait, wait, wait, do you guys know how to get out of here by chance? 1279 00:50:04,873 --> 00:50:06,775 Because we cannot figure it out. 1280 00:50:06,942 --> 00:50:09,010 We're lost here. Okay, everybody is lost. 1281 00:50:09,011 --> 00:50:10,745 Everybody's lost! 1282 00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:12,046 Anyway, we've got to go. 1283 00:50:12,047 --> 00:50:13,647 We’ve got lots of set-ups to do today. 1284 00:50:13,648 --> 00:50:17,019 We got a giant mutant “robot-gone-mad” pursuing us. 1285 00:50:17,219 --> 00:50:18,919 Let's go. Time is money, boys. Let's go. 1286 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:19,887 Come on, chop chop. 1287 00:50:19,888 --> 00:50:21,288 Do you guys have any beer? 1288 00:50:21,289 --> 00:50:22,891 A robot, huh? 1289 00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:24,191 Good luck with your rabbit. 1290 00:50:24,192 --> 00:50:24,959 What? 1291 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:25,793 Adam, fuck them up. 1292 00:50:25,794 --> 00:50:27,328 Use your jujitsu. 1293 00:50:27,329 --> 00:50:29,097 Hey, hey, hey, 1294 00:50:30,665 --> 00:50:34,869 (Screaming...) 1295 00:50:34,870 --> 00:50:39,007 She’s got me! She’s got me! She’s got me! 1296 00:50:41,676 --> 00:50:43,377 You guys suck! 1297 00:50:43,378 --> 00:50:44,645 Dude, you allright, Man? 1298 00:50:44,646 --> 00:50:46,313 Didn't hurt the camera, did they? 1299 00:50:46,314 --> 00:50:47,882 That dickhead hit me with a broom. 1300 00:50:47,883 --> 00:50:49,917 Oh, that fucking bitch. 1301 00:50:49,918 --> 00:50:53,021 Blair Robot. What a bunch of assholes. 1302 00:50:55,357 --> 00:50:56,691 Such bullshit. 1303 00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:59,560 This is so fucked. I'm going back to the tent. 1304 00:50:59,561 --> 00:51:00,862 Which way is the tent? 1305 00:51:01,630 --> 00:51:02,930 What do you mean Kerry's missing? 1306 00:51:02,931 --> 00:51:04,632 I mean, he's not here. 1307 00:51:04,633 --> 00:51:06,167 He'll be back. He just went out for breakfast. 1308 00:51:06,168 --> 00:51:07,968 No, no, he's been abducted. 1309 00:51:07,969 --> 00:51:09,403 That’s hogwash. He went out for a stroll. 1310 00:51:09,404 --> 00:51:11,940 Okay, then how do you explain this? 1311 00:51:14,142 --> 00:51:15,976 Dear Adam, an Actress. 1312 00:51:15,977 --> 00:51:17,011 I have been abducted. 1313 00:51:17,012 --> 00:51:19,380 Don't come looking 1314 00:51:19,381 --> 00:51:21,315 for yourselves. 1315 00:51:21,316 --> 00:51:24,820 The rabbit means business. Kerry. 1316 00:51:24,886 --> 00:51:26,654 Well? 1317 00:51:26,655 --> 00:51:28,189 The handwriting isn't very good. 1318 00:51:28,190 --> 00:51:28,989 So? 1319 00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:32,461 The spelling isn't very good. 1320 00:51:32,561 --> 00:51:33,161 So? 1321 00:51:33,162 --> 00:51:34,862 I don't think he wrote it! 1322 00:51:34,863 --> 00:51:35,696 You don't think? 1323 00:51:35,697 --> 00:51:37,631 Well, then who do you think wrote it? 1324 00:51:37,632 --> 00:51:39,433 Maybe the rabbit. 1325 00:51:39,434 --> 00:51:42,037 You think the rabbit wrote the note? 1326 00:51:42,104 --> 00:51:44,939 I don't know. How else to explain this? 1327 00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:46,807 Kerry isn't a very good speller, 1328 00:51:46,808 --> 00:51:50,479 but I mean, he can spell his own name, and it's spelled like Cary Grant here. 1329 00:51:50,545 --> 00:51:54,548 Plus, Kerry would have used a semicolon here; and there isn't even a comma; 1330 00:51:54,549 --> 00:51:56,350 he tends to overuse semicolons; 1331 00:51:56,351 --> 00:51:58,519 I think it's pretentious, don't you? 1332 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,721 Yeah, but... 1333 00:52:00,722 --> 00:52:02,390 Okay. What do you suggest we do? 1334 00:52:02,624 --> 00:52:04,091 We wait for him. 1335 00:52:04,092 --> 00:52:06,660 The note says right here: “Save yourselves.” So... 1336 00:52:06,661 --> 00:52:08,395 That's just Kerry. He didn't mean it. 1337 00:52:08,396 --> 00:52:09,630 You said he didn't write the note. 1338 00:52:09,631 --> 00:52:10,898 Right? He didn't. 1339 00:52:10,899 --> 00:52:13,501 Okay, look, I've got to get home, you know, and the note says 1340 00:52:13,502 --> 00:52:16,170 save yourselves, so I think we should just, you know, pack up and go, because... 1341 00:52:16,171 --> 00:52:20,374 Look, we came out here to make a movie. I think we owe it to Kerry to do just that. 1342 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:23,745 We owe it to him to turn this film around and make a profit. 1343 00:52:23,812 --> 00:52:26,313 Documentaries don't really make a profit, so... 1344 00:52:26,314 --> 00:52:27,047 True. 1345 00:52:27,048 --> 00:52:29,016 But other films do. 1346 00:52:29,017 --> 00:52:31,652 Yeah, but we're making a documentary, so... 1347 00:52:31,653 --> 00:52:32,653 Right now we are. 1348 00:52:32,654 --> 00:52:35,623 But, we could just add a few scenes and appeal to a whole different audience 1349 00:52:35,624 --> 00:52:40,061 that watches different movies that aren't documentary kind of movies. 1350 00:52:40,128 --> 00:52:42,263 Okay, for once, could you stop talking in code? 1351 00:52:42,264 --> 00:52:44,098 Okay. All right. 1352 00:52:44,099 --> 00:52:47,869 I don't know how you feel towards this or are going to feel about something. 1353 00:52:47,936 --> 00:52:50,137 It's just the whole thing that you were kind of into or, 1354 00:52:50,138 --> 00:52:55,343 I don't know. I mean, I feel like you might be someone who is or isn't into it, but, uhm, 1355 00:52:55,443 --> 00:52:56,243 has a propensity to... 1356 00:52:56,244 --> 00:52:57,144 Okay, you know what? 1357 00:52:57,145 --> 00:52:58,779 I don't understand what you're talking about. 1358 00:52:58,780 --> 00:53:01,983 Well, do you like porno or pornographic type things? 1359 00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:05,653 Because in a way, I've always liked it and I thought that, you know, people 1360 00:53:05,654 --> 00:53:09,424 can make money doing something that they do anyway and it must... 1361 00:53:09,491 --> 00:53:12,793 Did you just ask me if I wanted to do a porn? 1362 00:53:12,794 --> 00:53:14,595 In a way? I mean, it's kind of... 1363 00:53:14,596 --> 00:53:19,166 I mean, I've ever begun to have thought or something like that? 1364 00:53:19,167 --> 00:53:22,070 You know, I'll tell you exactly what I think about it. 1365 00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:23,605 Jerk. 1366 00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:29,476 You almost got that there, Adam? 1367 00:53:29,477 --> 00:53:31,479 Yeah, I miss Kerry though. 1368 00:53:32,647 --> 00:53:35,417 I’m sorry. I know you miss him, but you know what? 1369 00:53:35,483 --> 00:53:37,118 What? He's dead. 1370 00:53:37,185 --> 00:53:38,286 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 1371 00:53:53,568 --> 00:53:55,302 Turn the fucking camera off! 1372 00:53:55,303 --> 00:53:58,607 You’re always on with the fucking camera! Turn it off! 1373 00:53:58,673 --> 00:54:04,913 Keep flying, Bob, we got a report the fire but can't find the kids. 1374 00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:10,018 Drop the bombs. 1375 00:54:10,118 --> 00:54:11,453 Boom. 1376 00:54:13,154 --> 00:54:13,989 Adam? 1377 00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:20,228 Adam, how long we've been stranded out here in the woods like this? 1378 00:54:20,295 --> 00:54:23,698 I don't know. Maybe a week and a half. 1379 00:54:23,832 --> 00:54:26,601 How long do those camera batteries last? 1380 00:54:27,068 --> 00:54:28,236 Batteries? 1381 00:54:28,336 --> 00:54:30,672 If the’re fully charged, about a day. 1382 00:54:31,273 --> 00:54:34,175 Then how can we still be filming? 1383 00:54:35,310 --> 00:54:37,712 Well, see, it's like this: 1384 00:54:37,812 --> 00:54:40,315 You know, the big lantern thing the Jews had? 1385 00:54:40,415 --> 00:54:43,685 And when they ran out of oil and like, miraculously, 1386 00:54:43,752 --> 00:54:45,220 you know, kept burning for like eight days 1387 00:54:45,287 --> 00:54:48,290 and that's how they got the menorahs? 1388 00:54:48,356 --> 00:54:49,658 Yeah. 1389 00:54:49,724 --> 00:54:51,092 Yeah, it's like that. 1390 00:54:52,794 --> 00:54:53,828 Okay. 1391 00:54:55,230 --> 00:54:56,898 And we’re taking off again looking for the kids. 1392 00:54:56,965 --> 00:54:58,199 Thirteenth day in a row... 1393 00:54:59,334 --> 00:55:00,502 Actress? 1394 00:55:00,735 --> 00:55:01,770 Yes? 1395 00:55:02,470 --> 00:55:04,138 I just wanted to say... 1396 00:55:04,139 --> 00:55:06,007 you're... 1397 00:55:06,107 --> 00:55:07,809 You're nice. 1398 00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:09,644 Thanks. 1399 00:55:10,612 --> 00:55:12,414 You're nice too. 1400 00:55:13,715 --> 00:55:15,483 I'm glad we met. 1401 00:55:16,351 --> 00:55:17,619 Me too. 1402 00:55:18,386 --> 00:55:19,821 Actress? 1403 00:55:20,021 --> 00:55:21,690 Yes? 1404 00:55:22,357 --> 00:55:24,159 When make a porno? 1405 00:55:24,893 --> 00:55:27,095 You're an asshole. 1406 00:55:27,562 --> 00:55:28,930 Don't turn the light on. 1407 00:55:29,798 --> 00:55:30,497 Don't! 1408 00:55:30,498 --> 00:55:32,467 Shut up! Shut up! 1409 00:55:35,537 --> 00:55:37,205 Turn on the light, turn on the light! 1410 00:55:37,572 --> 00:55:38,640 Okay. 1411 00:55:39,641 --> 00:55:40,374 OhmyGod!! 1412 00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:41,175 OhmyGod!! OhmyGod!! 1413 00:55:41,176 --> 00:55:41,909 Ahhh... 1414 00:55:41,910 --> 00:55:44,746 (Screaming...) 1415 00:55:46,348 --> 00:55:49,216 (Screaming...) 1416 00:55:49,217 --> 00:55:50,885 RUN!!! 1417 00:55:58,259 --> 00:56:02,163 Don’t leave me! Don’t leave me! 1418 00:56:02,263 --> 00:56:03,597 Oh, my God. 1419 00:56:03,598 --> 00:56:04,899 What is it? 1420 00:56:06,134 --> 00:56:08,803 What the fuck... what the... 1421 00:56:09,003 --> 00:56:11,271 Blah-gheggle-blaggle-garrooliegy! 1422 00:56:11,272 --> 00:56:12,307 Run! 1423 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,610 Bleble-eble-eble-grah-hah! 1424 00:56:16,444 --> 00:56:18,212 Run! Run! 1425 00:56:18,213 --> 00:56:19,714 Run! Run! Run! Run! 1426 00:56:23,852 --> 00:56:25,053 Kerry! 1427 00:56:25,954 --> 00:56:28,889 Oh, oh, oh, oh, ahhh- 1428 00:56:28,890 --> 00:56:30,525 Actress! Get up! Here it comes! 1429 00:56:30,592 --> 00:56:31,559 Get up! 1430 00:56:32,827 --> 00:56:36,864 (Screaming.) 1431 00:56:36,865 --> 00:56:40,368 (Also, silly howling.) 1432 00:56:46,241 --> 00:56:47,141 It’s got my leg! 1433 00:56:47,142 --> 00:56:47,941 It’s got my leg! 1434 00:56:47,942 --> 00:56:49,810 Adam! Adam! 1435 00:56:49,811 --> 00:56:51,179 Adam! 1436 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,881 Get it off me! Get it off me! 1437 00:56:53,882 --> 00:56:55,350 It’s gunna eat my face! 1438 00:56:55,450 --> 00:56:58,185 Ahh... Adam, help me! 1439 00:56:58,186 --> 00:56:58,919 Okay. 1440 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,254 Okay. 1441 00:57:00,255 --> 00:57:01,055 Fuck off! 1442 00:57:01,823 --> 00:57:04,793 (Running and panting.) 1443 00:57:07,695 --> 00:57:08,563 Oh, my God. 1444 00:57:08,763 --> 00:57:09,897 Oh, my God. Adam! 1445 00:57:09,898 --> 00:57:11,733 I can't believe we got away! 1446 00:57:13,668 --> 00:57:16,204 Here! Over here! Hurry! 1447 00:57:17,338 --> 00:57:18,505 Oh, my God. 1448 00:57:18,506 --> 00:57:20,741 We gotta get out of here before it comes back! 1449 00:57:20,742 --> 00:57:22,443 What the fuck was that? 1450 00:57:22,444 --> 00:57:24,178 Whatever that was it was horrible! 1451 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,579 Was that the rabbit? Was that the Blair Rabbit? 1452 00:57:25,580 --> 00:57:26,580 Was that the Blair Rabbit? 1453 00:57:26,581 --> 00:57:27,581 I don't know! 1454 00:57:27,582 --> 00:57:29,584 Fucking almost killed me! 1455 00:57:30,151 --> 00:57:32,186 A guy in a suit? 1456 00:57:32,187 --> 00:57:33,655 That must be what killed Kerry. 1457 00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:36,757 Shut up. He's not dead. 1458 00:57:36,758 --> 00:57:39,793 Oh, my God, I want to go home, Adam! 1459 00:57:39,794 --> 00:57:41,895 Adam, I don’t want to be here anymore! 1460 00:57:41,896 --> 00:57:42,496 Ahhk... 1461 00:57:42,597 --> 00:57:44,164 Did you hear that? 1462 00:57:44,165 --> 00:57:44,832 Did you... look up? 1463 00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:45,433 Ahhk!! 1464 00:57:45,733 --> 00:57:48,436 Bleh-ble-bleh-blegh-blee-blee-blee! 1465 00:57:48,770 --> 00:57:53,541 (Screaming.) 1466 00:57:54,008 --> 00:57:55,343 Kerry! 1467 00:57:55,443 --> 00:57:57,212 Hey, you guys, what up? 1468 00:57:57,645 --> 00:57:59,113 Kerry! 1469 00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:00,415 Son of a... 1470 00:58:00,682 --> 00:58:01,849 Fuck! 1471 00:58:01,850 --> 00:58:03,718 What the fuck, Kerry?? 1472 00:58:04,052 --> 00:58:04,985 Mother-fucker! 1473 00:58:04,986 --> 00:58:07,721 Well, it's just a... suit. 1474 00:58:07,722 --> 00:58:09,556 What the fuck are you thinking, Dude? 1475 00:58:09,557 --> 00:58:11,359 Oh, my God, how’d I get this suit on? 1476 00:58:12,193 --> 00:58:13,694 Very convincing, asshole! 1477 00:58:13,695 --> 00:58:15,562 I'm so glad to see you guys! 1478 00:58:15,563 --> 00:58:17,131 Where’d you fucking go!? 1479 00:58:17,899 --> 00:58:18,732 Adam? 1480 00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:20,067 Yeah? 1481 00:58:20,068 --> 00:58:21,668 Adam, help me up. 1482 00:58:21,669 --> 00:58:23,170 Get me the fuck out of here. 1483 00:58:23,171 --> 00:58:25,206 Kerry, you are a fucking dick! 1484 00:58:25,707 --> 00:58:27,641 Come on, you guys. 1485 00:58:27,642 --> 00:58:29,777 I swear I don't remember a thing. 1486 00:58:31,145 --> 00:58:33,414 Really, somebody put me in that suit. 1487 00:58:34,182 --> 00:58:35,617 I swear. 1488 00:58:36,284 --> 00:58:37,485 You guys... 1489 00:58:38,386 --> 00:58:39,587 You guys? 1490 00:58:40,655 --> 00:58:42,890 So it's true. Kerry’s gone again. 1491 00:58:42,891 --> 00:58:44,791 Is he always this immature? 1492 00:58:44,792 --> 00:58:46,094 He likes practical jokes. 1493 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,362 His favorite is “pretend we're asleep.” 1494 00:58:48,363 --> 00:58:49,364 Great. 1495 00:58:51,699 --> 00:58:54,869 Oh, what is this? 1496 00:58:56,404 --> 00:58:57,004 There's something... 1497 00:58:57,005 --> 00:59:00,341 On the ground outside the tent. 1498 00:59:00,408 --> 00:59:03,176 Some... rags... 1499 00:59:03,177 --> 00:59:04,545 wrapped in 1500 00:59:04,546 --> 00:59:06,914 sticks, it looks like... 1501 00:59:06,915 --> 00:59:10,285 Oh, my God, it looks like Kerry’s shirt. 1502 00:59:10,385 --> 00:59:11,385 Oh ...! 1503 00:59:11,386 --> 00:59:13,922 It's wrapped in his shirt! 1504 00:59:16,024 --> 00:59:17,457 Adam? 1505 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:18,091 ADAM!! 1506 00:59:18,092 --> 00:59:20,728 What? Adam, come here and look! 1507 00:59:22,063 --> 00:59:22,963 What is it? 1508 00:59:22,964 --> 00:59:23,697 I don't know. 1509 00:59:23,698 --> 00:59:24,598 I can't tell. 1510 00:59:24,599 --> 00:59:26,099 It's wrapped in Kerry’s shirt! 1511 00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:27,000 Why can’t you tell? 1512 00:59:27,001 --> 00:59:28,135 It's all bloody. 1513 00:59:28,136 --> 00:59:30,537 I don’t know. I can't tell. 1514 00:59:30,538 --> 00:59:33,207 I can't see it, it’s out of focus! 1515 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:34,841 Get it in focus. 1516 00:59:34,842 --> 00:59:36,009 I can’t! 1517 00:59:36,010 --> 00:59:36,910 What do you mean, you can't? 1518 00:59:36,911 --> 00:59:37,878 It won't focus! 1519 00:59:37,879 --> 00:59:39,446 Just focus the lens! 1520 00:59:39,447 --> 00:59:41,081 It won't focus on it! 1521 00:59:41,082 --> 00:59:42,316 Do you mean you won't focus? 1522 00:59:42,317 --> 00:59:43,083 It won’t, it just won’t! 1523 00:59:43,084 --> 00:59:44,351 Look here, look! 1524 00:59:44,352 --> 00:59:45,819 Here. Let me try. 1525 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:48,088 Huh? It's out of focus, all right. 1526 00:59:48,089 --> 00:59:48,956 Oh, my God. 1527 00:59:48,957 --> 00:59:50,257 I can't get focus either! 1528 00:59:50,258 --> 00:59:51,658 Oh my God, it’s out of focus! 1529 00:59:51,659 --> 00:59:53,126 It's weird. 1530 00:59:53,127 --> 00:59:55,996 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, oh, fuck! It’s out of focus! 1531 00:59:55,997 --> 00:59:57,898 I can't even see clearly with my own eyes. 1532 00:59:57,899 --> 01:00:01,368 And then they cut something off of him and now it’s out of focus! 1533 01:00:01,369 --> 01:00:02,569 Why cut something off of him? 1534 01:00:02,570 --> 01:00:04,304 If that’s out of focus... 1535 01:00:04,305 --> 01:00:06,740 Oh, holy shit! Let's get out of here right now! 1536 01:00:06,741 --> 01:00:08,141 I wonder if he’s in focus? 1537 01:00:08,142 --> 01:00:09,209 Come on! No! 1538 01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:11,578 But, should we keep this? 1539 01:00:11,579 --> 01:00:12,679 No, we can't keep it! 1540 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,147 It's no good to us blurry like that! 1541 01:00:14,148 --> 01:00:15,817 Come on, let's go! 1542 01:00:17,151 --> 01:00:18,585 It was pretty funny, man. 1543 01:00:18,586 --> 01:00:21,888 That rabbit... suit, man. That was pretty f...! 1544 01:00:21,889 --> 01:00:22,522 Hey, Adam? 1545 01:00:22,523 --> 01:00:23,223 Adam? 1546 01:00:23,224 --> 01:00:25,492 Kerry’s pulled a lot of good ones before, but that's... 1547 01:00:25,493 --> 01:00:26,460 What? 1548 01:00:26,461 --> 01:00:27,562 He's dead. 1549 01:00:29,564 --> 01:00:30,731 Don’t say that. 1550 01:00:30,732 --> 01:00:31,865 Yeah, he's dead. 1551 01:00:31,866 --> 01:00:32,666 He's not dead. 1552 01:00:32,667 --> 01:00:33,401 He's dead. 1553 01:00:35,637 --> 01:00:37,037 Fuck are you thinking, Dude? 1554 01:00:37,038 --> 01:00:38,472 Oh my God, how did I get this suit on? 1555 01:00:38,473 --> 01:00:40,675 Very convincing, asshole! 1556 01:00:40,775 --> 01:00:42,809 Oh, I'm so glad to see you guys! 1557 01:00:42,810 --> 01:00:45,512 Where’d you fucking go!? 1558 01:00:45,513 --> 01:00:47,081 Adam? 1559 01:00:47,815 --> 01:00:48,850 Adam? 1560 01:00:49,384 --> 01:00:52,520 Are you watching video of you little friend? 1561 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:53,954 Shut up. 1562 01:00:53,955 --> 01:00:55,857 You miss your little friend, Adam? 1563 01:00:56,257 --> 01:00:57,659 Shut up. 1564 01:00:59,694 --> 01:01:01,462 Where’s your friend, Adam? 1565 01:01:01,529 --> 01:01:03,096 Where’s Kerry, Adam? 1566 01:01:03,097 --> 01:01:03,997 He’ll be back. 1567 01:01:03,998 --> 01:01:07,401 No. You know why? Because he's dead. 1568 01:01:07,402 --> 01:01:08,735 He’s not dead. 1569 01:01:08,736 --> 01:01:10,303 Kerry is dead. 1570 01:01:10,304 --> 01:01:11,838 Kerry is dead. Say it. 1571 01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:12,939 Kerry is dead. 1572 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:13,907 He's not dead. 1573 01:01:13,908 --> 01:01:15,076 “Kerry is dead!” 1574 01:01:15,576 --> 01:01:19,213 I’d like to take this chance to… 1575 01:01:20,481 --> 01:01:23,317 to apologize to Kerry’s mom. 1576 01:01:25,253 --> 01:01:27,422 And to Actress’s mom. 1577 01:01:28,756 --> 01:01:31,091 To my dad. 1578 01:01:31,092 --> 01:01:32,959 It's my fault. 1579 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,962 It’s all my fault. 1580 01:01:36,264 --> 01:01:39,199 In spite of what Actress says now... 1581 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,802 It’s my fault. I’m... 1582 01:01:41,035 --> 01:01:44,038 Sorry. 1583 01:01:47,241 --> 01:01:51,145 Well, I mean, actually it's really... 1584 01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:52,480 Kerry’s fault. 1585 01:01:52,547 --> 01:01:55,549 It was his idea to... 1586 01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:58,553 Well, I mean, it wasn't all his idea. 1587 01:01:58,653 --> 01:02:02,490 I came up with some of the stuff too, but, 1588 01:02:05,727 --> 01:02:08,896 It would be just like Kerry to try trying to take all the... 1589 01:02:09,297 --> 01:02:11,032 credit for it. 1590 01:02:11,099 --> 01:02:13,701 But it was his idea to get lost. 1591 01:02:14,202 --> 01:02:18,004 Well, we actually stole that idea, 1592 01:02:18,005 --> 01:02:21,508 but it was his idea to steal it. 1593 01:02:21,509 --> 01:02:23,044 Shhh! 1594 01:02:24,045 --> 01:02:28,983 Bllth-blll-blither... blll... 1595 01:02:29,884 --> 01:02:33,054 It's all fucked now! 1596 01:02:35,123 --> 01:02:39,026 I'm sorry. 1597 01:02:39,127 --> 01:02:41,328 It was my idea 1598 01:02:41,329 --> 01:02:42,395 to go east... 1599 01:02:42,396 --> 01:02:43,998 I mean south! 1600 01:02:44,232 --> 01:02:46,066 I’m so scared! 1601 01:02:46,067 --> 01:02:48,101 I can't open my eyes. 1602 01:02:48,102 --> 01:02:51,071 Oh, I'm too scared to close them... 1603 01:02:51,072 --> 01:02:54,809 I’m so scared I have to keep them at half mast like this... 1604 01:02:58,112 --> 01:03:01,315 And it’s giving me a terrible headache! 1605 01:03:03,251 --> 01:03:07,421 And I haven’t had a bowel movement for three days! 1606 01:03:07,488 --> 01:03:09,589 What? What’s don’t... 1607 01:03:09,590 --> 01:03:12,092 We are going to die out here... 1608 01:03:12,093 --> 01:03:13,928 (Crying.) 1609 01:03:14,395 --> 01:03:16,730 I want to say goodbye to my grandparents. 1610 01:03:16,731 --> 01:03:18,265 Adam! Quit hamming it up! 1611 01:03:18,266 --> 01:03:19,534 It's my turn! 1612 01:03:22,970 --> 01:03:25,673 It’s all my fault! 1613 01:03:26,974 --> 01:03:28,476 Actress? 1614 01:03:31,145 --> 01:03:34,282 I can’t sleep. Can you sleep? 1615 01:03:35,416 --> 01:03:37,417 Not with that light in my face, Adam. 1616 01:03:37,418 --> 01:03:42,657 Well, because, you know, I was just thinking, 1617 01:03:42,757 --> 01:03:44,157 You know, I mean, 1618 01:03:44,158 --> 01:03:47,361 we kinda don't have anything to do out here. 1619 01:03:47,428 --> 01:03:51,632 And, um, why don't we just... 1620 01:03:51,732 --> 01:03:53,800 What's really wrong with... why don't you just... 1621 01:03:53,801 --> 01:03:54,467 What's the big deal? 1622 01:03:54,468 --> 01:03:56,303 Why don't we just make a porn? 1623 01:03:56,304 --> 01:03:57,571 Oh, God. 1624 01:03:57,572 --> 01:04:00,441 It's harmless, right? I mean, it's free... 1625 01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,943 ...so what's really, what's the big deal? 1626 01:04:02,944 --> 01:04:03,777 No. 1627 01:04:03,778 --> 01:04:07,348 Why? I mean, don't you like sex? 1628 01:04:07,448 --> 01:04:09,249 And isn't it natural? 1629 01:04:09,250 --> 01:04:11,351 Everyone does it, right? 1630 01:04:11,352 --> 01:04:13,954 So, I mean, I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. 1631 01:04:13,955 --> 01:04:15,255 I mean, you just, 1632 01:04:15,256 --> 01:04:16,723 I mean, just be honest, be honest, 1633 01:04:16,724 --> 01:04:18,058 Broken record! 1634 01:04:18,059 --> 01:04:18,758 ...you enjoy... 1635 01:04:18,759 --> 01:04:19,426 Okay! 1636 01:04:19,427 --> 01:04:20,594 There’s nothing else going on... 1637 01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:21,261 Okay. 1638 01:04:21,262 --> 01:04:23,463 Yeah. Let's make a porn. 1639 01:04:23,464 --> 01:04:24,197 Really? 1640 01:04:24,198 --> 01:04:26,132 Yeah. That’d be great. 1641 01:04:26,133 --> 01:04:27,734 Oh, okay. 1642 01:04:27,735 --> 01:04:29,369 We’ll do it right now. 1643 01:04:29,370 --> 01:04:32,340 Yeah? Sure, yeah! 1644 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:36,042 Okay. Well, I don't know what to do. I mean, what do we do? 1645 01:04:36,043 --> 01:04:38,245 Take your clothes off. 1646 01:04:38,246 --> 01:04:39,046 Oh. Okay. 1647 01:04:39,146 --> 01:04:41,114 Take your pants off. 1648 01:04:41,115 --> 01:04:42,415 Uhm... 1649 01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:43,116 Adam? 1650 01:04:43,117 --> 01:04:44,618 Right. 1651 01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:46,653 Oh, my God. 1652 01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:48,255 Oh, I got it. 1653 01:04:48,256 --> 01:04:49,589 This is going to be really good. 1654 01:04:49,590 --> 01:04:52,025 I’ll put my boots on, and we can do it. 1655 01:04:52,026 --> 01:04:54,127 And I'm just going to be wearing the boots, and nothing else... 1656 01:04:54,128 --> 01:04:55,763 It’ll be like a gimmick. 1657 01:04:56,097 --> 01:04:57,764 I mean, look, when my dad see this? 1658 01:04:57,765 --> 01:04:58,866 Take your pants off. 1659 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,400 I mean, maybe my dad might see this. 1660 01:05:00,401 --> 01:05:02,135 Oh, everyone's going to see it. 1661 01:05:02,136 --> 01:05:03,103 It's going to be big. 1662 01:05:03,104 --> 01:05:04,337 I'm going to have the boots on. 1663 01:05:04,338 --> 01:05:06,107 What about, um… 1664 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,174 Yeah, take the pants off. 1665 01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:10,344 But I mean, uhm, shit... 1666 01:05:13,047 --> 01:05:14,916 Do I have to show my face? 1667 01:05:14,982 --> 01:05:15,815 Yeah. 1668 01:05:15,816 --> 01:05:17,884 Look, I'm thinking that maybe, uhm, 1669 01:05:17,885 --> 01:05:20,187 that maybe, wait, wait... What’s that? 1670 01:05:20,288 --> 01:05:21,855 I hear something. Do you hear that? 1671 01:05:21,856 --> 01:05:23,724 Oh, no, I don’t hear anything. 1672 01:05:23,824 --> 01:05:25,158 No, no, shush, listen. 1673 01:05:25,159 --> 01:05:28,395 No, I really think we should make this porn right now, Adam. Come on now! 1674 01:05:28,396 --> 01:05:29,963 Oh, I know: bend over. 1675 01:05:29,964 --> 01:05:33,400 No. Owe! Hey owe! No! Actress! That was my ass! 1676 01:05:33,401 --> 01:05:34,535 Help! 1677 01:05:34,602 --> 01:05:36,269 You hear that? 1678 01:05:36,270 --> 01:05:37,971 Listen... 1679 01:05:37,972 --> 01:05:39,105 No... 1680 01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:39,941 You guys! 1681 01:05:40,007 --> 01:05:41,741 Oh, my God. Is that Kerry? 1682 01:05:41,742 --> 01:05:44,745 Okay... camera... are you rolling? 1683 01:05:44,845 --> 01:05:47,647 No, No, no! It’s like... 1684 01:05:47,648 --> 01:05:49,215 Kerry! 1685 01:05:49,216 --> 01:05:49,884 Owe! 1686 01:05:51,152 --> 01:05:52,820 Kerry! 1687 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,422 Yoo-hoo! 1688 01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:55,789 I’m over here! 1689 01:05:55,790 --> 01:05:57,023 That way! 1690 01:05:57,024 --> 01:05:58,893 Kerry! 1691 01:05:58,993 --> 01:06:00,494 That’s the wrong way. 1692 01:06:00,995 --> 01:06:02,463 Kerry! 1693 01:06:03,764 --> 01:06:05,298 Hey! 1694 01:06:05,299 --> 01:06:06,833 Over here! 1695 01:06:06,834 --> 01:06:08,368 What? Over there! 1696 01:06:08,369 --> 01:06:09,936 Okay. This way, this way, this way, 1697 01:06:09,937 --> 01:06:11,572 Kerry! 1698 01:06:12,173 --> 01:06:13,307 Kerry! 1699 01:06:13,774 --> 01:06:14,474 Kerry! 1700 01:06:14,475 --> 01:06:15,242 Kerry! 1701 01:06:16,410 --> 01:06:18,411 I say we go back to the tent. 1702 01:06:18,412 --> 01:06:19,879 I think he’s just fucking around with us. 1703 01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:23,351 What? He's not. He's just fucking around with us. 1704 01:06:24,018 --> 01:06:26,554 Don't you want to find him anyway so we can beat the shit out of him? 1705 01:06:26,988 --> 01:06:27,854 Yeah. 1706 01:06:27,855 --> 01:06:28,522 I’m over here! 1707 01:06:29,056 --> 01:06:30,725 That way. 1708 01:06:32,460 --> 01:06:34,095 Kerry! 1709 01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:36,130 Kerry! 1710 01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:43,771 Oh. Oh, shit. 1711 01:06:47,108 --> 01:06:48,875 Fuck. Shit. 1712 01:06:48,876 --> 01:06:51,912 Christ. Mother of Fuck. 1713 01:06:56,283 --> 01:06:58,552 Holy fuck. 1714 01:07:03,691 --> 01:07:05,625 Okay. We're not going to go in there, right? 1715 01:07:05,626 --> 01:07:06,226 What? 1716 01:07:06,227 --> 01:07:07,594 What do you mean? 1717 01:07:07,595 --> 01:07:10,965 Well, this is obviously a scary, horrible place. 1718 01:07:11,032 --> 01:07:13,867 There is God knows what in there waiting for us! 1719 01:07:13,868 --> 01:07:15,402 I mean... 1720 01:07:15,403 --> 01:07:16,836 why is it that everybody in the whole 1721 01:07:16,837 --> 01:07:19,507 fucking world knows we shouldn't go in there except us? 1722 01:07:20,141 --> 01:07:22,342 Well, what do we do? 1723 01:07:22,343 --> 01:07:24,177 Well, we just, we’re smart about it, you know? 1724 01:07:24,178 --> 01:07:26,012 We just don't go in. 1725 01:07:26,013 --> 01:07:27,648 Oh, okay. 1726 01:07:41,328 --> 01:07:43,164 Uhm, Actress? 1727 01:07:46,067 --> 01:07:47,468 You want to go in? 1728 01:07:49,303 --> 01:07:50,170 All right. 1729 01:07:50,171 --> 01:07:51,038 All right. 1730 01:07:57,812 --> 01:07:58,712 Kerry! 1731 01:07:58,813 --> 01:07:59,546 Kerry! 1732 01:07:59,547 --> 01:08:00,547 Kerry! 1733 01:08:00,548 --> 01:08:01,816 Kerry! 1734 01:08:02,016 --> 01:08:03,951 Kerry, are you in here? 1735 01:08:04,185 --> 01:08:06,153 Kerry? Kerry? 1736 01:08:06,554 --> 01:08:09,857 Quit screwin around., man! Come on, Kerry! 1737 01:08:10,091 --> 01:08:11,524 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1738 01:08:11,525 --> 01:08:12,692 Look! Look, Look! 1739 01:08:12,693 --> 01:08:13,460 What? 1740 01:08:13,461 --> 01:08:14,061 It’s uh... 1741 01:08:14,062 --> 01:08:15,095 Uhm, it’s uh... 1742 01:08:15,096 --> 01:08:17,130 Oh, my God. It's rabbit turds! 1743 01:08:17,131 --> 01:08:19,166 Giant rabbit turds! 1744 01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:21,434 Can you say “dung,” please? 1745 01:08:21,435 --> 01:08:23,036 “Dung.” Not turds. 1746 01:08:23,037 --> 01:08:23,938 Sorry. 1747 01:08:24,605 --> 01:08:25,473 My God. 1748 01:08:25,873 --> 01:08:28,708 If there's dung and that means there's... 1749 01:08:28,709 --> 01:08:30,009 Oh, my God! 1750 01:08:30,010 --> 01:08:30,743 Kerry! Kerry! 1751 01:08:30,744 --> 01:08:31,511 Kerry! 1752 01:08:31,512 --> 01:08:32,846 Kerry! 1753 01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:35,182 (Screaming.) 1754 01:08:35,282 --> 01:08:36,249 Actress! 1755 01:08:36,250 --> 01:08:36,916 Hey! 1756 01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:38,418 Actress! 1757 01:08:38,419 --> 01:08:40,554 Why are you screaming like that? 1758 01:08:43,324 --> 01:08:45,025 He's got to be in the basement. 1759 01:08:45,292 --> 01:08:46,126 The basement? 1760 01:08:46,127 --> 01:08:47,261 Why the basement? 1761 01:08:47,828 --> 01:08:50,230 Because, I mean, in the basement it’s just... 1762 01:08:50,231 --> 01:08:52,132 Well, I mean he's not going to be in the kitchen, 1763 01:08:52,133 --> 01:08:54,567 or the sunroom is he? Or the den? 1764 01:08:54,568 --> 01:08:55,435 Why not? 1765 01:08:55,436 --> 01:08:57,538 Well, I mean because... 1766 01:08:57,738 --> 01:08:59,273 God, you just don't get it, do you? 1767 01:08:59,507 --> 01:09:02,510 I mean, can we just try the basement? 1768 01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:04,411 I don't want to go to the basement! 1769 01:09:04,512 --> 01:09:06,813 Fine! I don’t care! Go to the attic! 1770 01:09:06,814 --> 01:09:08,816 I don't care. I'm going to the basement! 1771 01:09:15,189 --> 01:09:16,991 I think he’s down here. 1772 01:09:20,127 --> 01:09:21,595 Adam? 1773 01:09:22,530 --> 01:09:23,296 Kerry! 1774 01:09:23,297 --> 01:09:23,997 Adam! 1775 01:09:23,998 --> 01:09:24,765 Kerry! 1776 01:09:29,236 --> 01:09:32,438 Oh, oh, oh, my God! Kerry! 1777 01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:36,943 Oh, oh, oh, my God! Kerry! We’re all gunna die! Oh, my God! 1778 01:09:36,944 --> 01:09:38,311 I can’t believe this shit! 1779 01:09:38,312 --> 01:09:40,413 Will you shut up? My God! 1780 01:09:40,414 --> 01:09:42,550 I’m trying to take a leak! 1781 01:09:43,517 --> 01:09:44,817 You’re okay? 1782 01:09:44,818 --> 01:09:46,286 Yeah, I’m okay, 1783 01:09:46,287 --> 01:09:47,820 I just found this bitchin’ house. 1784 01:09:47,821 --> 01:09:49,622 I thought we could shoot some scenes down here. 1785 01:09:49,623 --> 01:09:51,191 This is bullshit! 1786 01:09:51,192 --> 01:09:53,092 You had it scared to death! 1787 01:09:53,093 --> 01:09:55,361 We're not all going to die? 1788 01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:56,262 Not that I can see. 1789 01:09:56,263 --> 01:09:58,732 And there is no Blair Rabbit, is there? 1790 01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:00,433 I'm afraid not. 1791 01:10:00,434 --> 01:10:05,439 Oh, God. This whole movie we've been tracking some kind of terrible monster mutant rabbit, 1792 01:10:05,506 --> 01:10:09,642 and, the premise of this movie is the Goddamned rabbit, 1793 01:10:09,643 --> 01:10:11,477 and now nothing? 1794 01:10:11,478 --> 01:10:13,280 No, no payoff? 1795 01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,981 I'm never going to get on TV now. 1796 01:10:14,982 --> 01:10:17,952 Does doesn't make for a very exciting end to our story. 1797 01:10:18,118 --> 01:10:19,552 Well, 1798 01:10:19,553 --> 01:10:22,223 ...not all movies live up to their promises, Adam. 1799 01:10:23,023 --> 01:10:26,961 That’s the gamble we all take we fork over our eight-fifty at the box office. 1800 01:10:27,061 --> 01:10:28,394 Maybe we'll get our money's worth. 1801 01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:30,431 Maybe we won't. 1802 01:10:30,531 --> 01:10:31,798 (Slurp.) 1803 01:10:31,799 --> 01:10:34,000 But it's not really about the money, is it? 1804 01:10:34,001 --> 01:10:36,669 No. We've also wasted our time. 1805 01:10:36,670 --> 01:10:37,737 And who do we have to blame? 1806 01:10:37,738 --> 01:10:40,640 The studios? The filmmakers? 1807 01:10:40,641 --> 01:10:42,141 No. 1808 01:10:42,142 --> 01:10:43,910 We have ourselves to blame. 1809 01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:47,080 Because as long as we keep handing over money to the studios for shitty 1810 01:10:47,081 --> 01:10:50,084 movies, they're going to keep making shitty movies. 1811 01:10:50,117 --> 01:10:54,555 Why do you think Jan De Bont and Renny Harlin keep making movies? 1812 01:10:54,622 --> 01:10:57,891 Because we don't ask for our money when the last one sucked. 1813 01:10:57,958 --> 01:10:59,359 Can't blame the studio executives. 1814 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,061 They don't know good from bad. They aren't supposed to! 1815 01:11:02,062 --> 01:11:05,065 They're supposed to make money because this is America, 1816 01:11:05,299 --> 01:11:08,268 And in America we vote with our dollars. 1817 01:11:08,269 --> 01:11:10,504 And Goddammit, I love this country. 1818 01:11:10,571 --> 01:11:13,907 So the next time the studios serve up crap, don't just suck it up with a straw. 1819 01:11:14,108 --> 01:11:16,343 Ask for your money back. 1820 01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:18,711 Demand your money back! 1821 01:11:18,712 --> 01:11:20,613 This isn't just about movies. 1822 01:11:20,614 --> 01:11:22,148 This is about our freedoms. 1823 01:11:22,149 --> 01:11:25,486 This is about truth, justice, and the American way. 1824 01:11:25,519 --> 01:11:26,786 What price, Liberty? 1825 01:11:26,787 --> 01:11:28,822 Eternal vigilance! 1826 01:11:30,557 --> 01:11:32,091 Uh, Kerry? 1827 01:11:32,092 --> 01:11:34,927 ...this is our movie. 1828 01:11:34,928 --> 01:11:36,596 And it's not a studio picture, 1829 01:11:36,597 --> 01:11:38,231 it's an indie film. 1830 01:11:38,232 --> 01:11:39,833 Well... 1831 01:11:39,933 --> 01:11:41,034 that's true. 1832 01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:44,171 And now, Kerry, we don't have an end to our movie. 1833 01:11:46,407 --> 01:11:47,508 Um. 1834 01:11:50,444 --> 01:11:51,611 I’m going home. 1835 01:11:51,612 --> 01:11:52,779 Me too. 1836 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:54,881 Wait. Don't go. 1837 01:11:54,882 --> 01:11:56,983 I knew this is going to be a waste of time... 1838 01:11:56,984 --> 01:11:58,318 You guys can't go home. 1839 01:11:58,319 --> 01:11:59,519 Why not? 1840 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,020 Well, we're lost! 1841 01:12:01,021 --> 01:12:01,754 Adam? 1842 01:12:01,755 --> 01:12:03,022 We're lost; you can’t go! 1843 01:12:03,023 --> 01:12:04,057 Adam? No, we’re not. 1844 01:12:04,058 --> 01:12:05,224 Adam? 1845 01:12:05,225 --> 01:12:07,026 Hello? Are you listening to me? 1846 01:12:07,027 --> 01:12:07,727 Let’s go. 1847 01:12:07,728 --> 01:12:08,995 What are you doing? 1848 01:12:08,996 --> 01:12:10,330 Wait you guys, we can’t go home. 1849 01:12:10,331 --> 01:12:12,099 Adam, are you filming my tits? 1850 01:12:12,666 --> 01:12:14,434 And are you telling my tits? 1851 01:12:14,435 --> 01:12:16,769 Adam! Hey! Let’s go! 1852 01:12:16,770 --> 01:12:18,605 What? What? 1853 01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:22,576 I think I hear something. 1854 01:12:22,643 --> 01:12:25,445 Kerry. No, shh-shhh-shhh! I’m serious. 1855 01:12:25,446 --> 01:12:26,447 You're an idiot. 1856 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:27,914 No, no. 1857 01:12:27,915 --> 01:12:28,715 Listen! 1858 01:12:28,716 --> 01:12:29,949 Can we leave now, please? 1859 01:12:29,950 --> 01:12:31,852 I think I hear... no, you guys think I hear something! 1860 01:12:32,052 --> 01:12:33,220 Ahhk! 1861 01:12:34,722 --> 01:12:35,442 (Screaming.) 1862 01:12:41,261 --> 01:12:46,800 (and more screaming...) 1863 01:13:01,482 --> 01:13:05,619 Get thee back, bastard rabbit, child of Satan! 1864 01:13:07,654 --> 01:13:09,922 Oh, my God! He’s on fire! 1865 01:13:09,923 --> 01:13:11,157 Kerry, drop! 1866 01:13:11,158 --> 01:13:14,228 Kerry! Stop, drop, and roll! 1867 01:13:14,995 --> 01:13:15,895 Roll! 1868 01:13:15,896 --> 01:13:18,031 Keep rolling! 1869 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:20,733 Oh, my God. 1870 01:13:20,734 --> 01:13:23,302 Nobody said the rabbit could breath fire! 1871 01:13:23,303 --> 01:13:24,470 That isn’t fair! 1872 01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:26,372 Actress? Run!!!! 1873 01:13:26,373 --> 01:13:27,340 Adam!! 1874 01:13:27,341 --> 01:13:29,810 Adam! Adam! Adam! 1875 01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:31,878 Roar! 1876 01:13:31,879 --> 01:13:33,679 Adam! No! 1877 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:34,847 Holy-mother... 1878 01:13:34,848 --> 01:13:38,419 No! Adam! Adam! Run! 1879 01:13:38,485 --> 01:13:39,719 This is bad! 1880 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,120 I gotta get outta here! 1881 01:13:41,121 --> 01:13:46,393 (Continued screaming and terror...) 1882 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,728 Adam! Adam! 1883 01:13:48,729 --> 01:13:50,530 Oh, my God. 1884 01:13:50,531 --> 01:13:52,698 Oh, my God. 1885 01:13:52,699 --> 01:13:56,669 (Screaming, crying, and wailing...) 1886 01:13:56,670 --> 01:14:00,606 (Screaming, crying, and wailing... and stabbing sounds.) 1887 01:14:00,607 --> 01:14:02,975 Adam! Adam! Fight back! 1888 01:14:02,976 --> 01:14:05,878 Fight back! Adam! Adam! 1889 01:14:05,879 --> 01:14:07,647 Stand up! 1890 01:14:07,648 --> 01:14:09,516 Adam! No! 1891 01:14:09,983 --> 01:14:11,617 Adam! Run! 1892 01:14:11,618 --> 01:14:12,553 Run! 1893 01:14:15,289 --> 01:14:16,889 Actress! Run! 1894 01:14:16,890 --> 01:14:18,826 Save yourself! 1895 01:14:18,859 --> 01:14:19,659 Oh, God. 1896 01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:21,028 Agghh! 1897 01:14:21,295 --> 01:14:23,864 Grrr... grrrr... grrrowl. 1898 01:14:24,264 --> 01:14:26,667 Adam! Oh God! 1899 01:14:27,701 --> 01:14:30,671 (The sounds of tearing and eating flesh...) 1900 01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:44,318 (The sound of crying.) 1901 01:14:48,055 --> 01:14:53,627 (Scary music.) 1902 01:15:10,711 --> 01:15:12,446 Oh, yes! 1903 01:15:15,382 --> 01:15:17,017 Yes! Yes! 1904 01:15:18,986 --> 01:15:21,855 (Wilhelm Scream.) 1905 01:15:29,663 --> 01:15:31,031 Yes, yes. Okay. 1906 01:15:32,065 --> 01:15:35,235 Roar! 1907 01:15:46,713 --> 01:15:48,815 There’s no-one in here! 1908 01:15:49,716 --> 01:15:51,685 Go away! 1909 01:15:54,621 --> 01:15:55,923 Whoa! 1910 01:15:56,123 --> 01:15:57,524 Whoa. 1911 01:16:32,092 --> 01:16:37,164 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1912 01:16:37,264 --> 01:16:40,334 Grrrr. 1913 01:16:40,901 --> 01:16:43,470 Grrrr. Rowl. 1914 01:16:51,011 --> 01:16:52,946 Hu-hu-hoo. 1915 01:16:55,415 --> 01:17:00,120 (Sound of an ax chopping...) 1916 01:17:38,592 --> 01:17:39,525 Ahhh! 1917 01:17:39,526 --> 01:17:40,426 Ahhh! 1918 01:17:40,427 --> 01:17:41,327 Ahhh! 1919 01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:42,895 Ahhh! 1920 01:17:42,896 --> 01:17:44,464 Oh. 1921 01:17:58,645 --> 01:18:00,047 Hasta la vista... 1922 01:18:01,715 --> 01:18:03,116 Rabbit. 1923 01:18:05,252 --> 01:18:06,553 Ooh, oh. 1924 01:18:07,621 --> 01:18:08,722 Ahhhk. 1925 01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:11,791 Rr-rreh. 1926 01:18:11,792 --> 01:18:12,591 Ouch. 1927 01:18:12,592 --> 01:18:13,994 Rrr... rrrh. Aoohg? 1928 01:18:15,295 --> 01:18:16,263 Uh-oh. 1929 01:18:18,432 --> 01:18:19,299 Rrr... ah! 1930 01:18:39,786 --> 01:18:42,789 Oh, oh. 1931 01:18:46,727 --> 01:18:48,360 Oh, my God. 1932 01:18:48,361 --> 01:18:50,030 Oh, oh, my God. 1933 01:18:56,203 --> 01:18:57,670 Please tell me you got this. 1934 01:18:57,671 --> 01:18:59,706 It’s still recording! 1935 01:19:00,006 --> 01:19:02,776 It... it’s still recording! 1936 01:19:02,843 --> 01:19:05,878 Of all the dumb luck! Can you believe I found that gun? 1937 01:19:05,879 --> 01:19:07,146 I killed the Rabbit! 1938 01:19:07,147 --> 01:19:10,317 I’ve gotta get back to town! 1939 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,885 I've got to get this tape back to town! 1940 01:19:12,886 --> 01:19:14,186 Oh, my God. 1941 01:19:14,187 --> 01:19:15,154 I'm going to be famous! 1942 01:19:15,155 --> 01:19:17,323 This tape going to make me famous! 1943 01:19:17,324 --> 01:19:19,291 I'm going to be a star. 1944 01:19:19,292 --> 01:19:21,093 I'm going to have my own show! 1945 01:19:21,094 --> 01:19:22,995 It's going to be called the “Actress Show.” 1946 01:19:22,996 --> 01:19:25,999 No, it's going to be called the “Marleis Marlais Show... ” 1947 01:19:26,133 --> 01:19:28,768 No! It's going to be called... 1948 01:19:28,769 --> 01:19:29,735 Ugh... oh. Oh, oh. 1949 01:19:29,736 --> 01:19:31,937 Raarrw. 1950 01:19:31,938 --> 01:19:36,208 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 1951 01:19:36,209 --> 01:19:37,377 ...oh ah. 124538