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How About Monday Morning? No, I
Have A Thing With Someone From C.I.A.,
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Uh, Johnson Someone Or Other.
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It's About
That Whole Kinsey Thing.
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So, Any Big Plans
For The Weekend?
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Oh, Yeah. Big. Huge!
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Yeah. Me Neither.
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What Are You Talking About?
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I Just Walked In With A
Whole Handful Of Ingredients
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For My World Famous Omelet.
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World Famous, Huh? What's In It?
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Eggs.
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I Don't Think That That
Actually Qualifies As A Recipe.
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Oh, Don't Kid Yourself.
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There's A Secret Ingredient.
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I Can't Tell You What It Is,
Or I'd Have To Shoot You.
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It's Beer, Isn't It?
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Carter... (Bang)
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Let Me Call You Back. I Knew It.
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Hello.
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You're Jack O'Neill.
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Yes.
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Here's A Better Question...
Who Are You?
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That Doesn't Matter...
To Anyone.
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All You Need To Know Is...
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You Ruined My Life.
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We Should Have
Gotten Here Earlier,
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When The Real Deals
Were Still Available.
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Honey, It's 7:00 A.M.
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Joe, Start Over There
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And See If You Can Find A Lamp
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That Would Work In The Tv Room.
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Oh, My Lord, Look!
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They Have Those Old
English Tea Tins.
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Security Breached.
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They Just Got Corridor C9 Open.
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All Right. Let's Go.
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Excuse Me.
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How Much?
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So, There's This Fella
Who Walks Into A Bar,
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And He Sees An Ape
Sitting There...
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Sorry, No, He Sees A Gorilla.
That's It. Right.
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There's This Gorilla
Sitting There
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Drinking A Coke.
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So He Says To The Bartender,
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"Hey, What's With The Gorilla
Drinking That Drink?"
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Well, The Bartender Says, "Yeah,
That Ape Usually Orders A Coke."
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I Mean, A Beer.
He Usually Orders A Beer.
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Boss, Is It An Ape Or A Gorilla?
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'Cause They're Completely
Different Species, You Know.
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It Doesn't Matter.
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It Could Be A Monkey.
The Point Is...
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The Point Is, Joe,
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It's A Good Thing
You Can Cut Hair.
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(Chuckling)
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Are We About Done Here?
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All Set.
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Because Someone
Somewhere Out There
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Needs Themselves A New Car...
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Whether They Know It Or Not,
You Know What I Mean?
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I Feel The Power To Sell
Moving Through Me Today!
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Boys... It's Been A Slice.
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Thanks, Fred.
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See You, Fred.
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Bow Down Now.
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Show Your Reverence
For My Son...
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The Mighty Warrior Klorel.
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Hail Apophis.
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Oh, We Are Reading The Best Book
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In Book Club This Week.
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It's Called
The Heart Of A Woman.
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It Is Such A Powerful Story.
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Oh, Every Time
I Think About It...
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You Want To Hear A Story?
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Oh, Sure, Dear. I'm Sorry.
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What Happened To You
Today At The Shop?
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No, It's Not Work Related.
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I Have A Story.
What Do You Mean?
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You Know, Like In
Those Books You Read,
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Only Different.
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Okay, Sure.
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It's About A Team Of
Adventurers Known As Sg—1.
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They Travel To Other Planets
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Through An Alien Device
Known As A Stargate.
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Their Leader Is The
Fearless Colonel Jack O'...
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O'Neill, Prepare Yourself For...
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Ah!
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Extreme Deceleration.
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Yeah. Thanks, Teal'c.
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(Klorel):
You Get To See Your Home
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One Last Time...
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Before You
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And Everyone On Your Planet
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Are Destroyed,
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And Your Kind
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Will Disturb
The Goa'uld No More.
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So Who Are The Goa'uld Again?
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The Bad Guys.
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And This... "Skaara" Character?
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Yeah, I Thought You Said
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His Name Was Klorel.
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I Know
It's A Little Complicated.
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Just Wait.
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I Haven't Gotten
To The Good Part Yet.
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Skaara!
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Aw, Skaara...
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I'm Sorry.
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That's It?
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I Think So.
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For Now, Anyways.
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What Happens To Earth?
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I Don't Know.
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I Mean, I Haven't
Figured That Part Out Yet.
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Well, You Got To Finish It, Dad.
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You Can't Just End A Story
In The Middle.
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I Tell You What...
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You Get All Your Chores Done,
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And I'll Finish The Story
Tomorrow.
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Chores?
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What Are We, Amish?
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Andy!
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Go Do Your Homework.
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He's Gotten So Precocious.
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You Hated It, Didn't You?
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Well, You Know
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I'm Not The Biggest
Science-Fiction Fan,
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But, No, No...
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It Was... It Was Just...
So Detailed.
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How Did You Come Up With It?
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Honestly, I Don't Know. I...
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It Just Sort Of
Popped Into My Head.
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That's Amazing, Really.
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What Didn't You Like About It?
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Don't Get Me Wrong.
It Was Exciting.
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It's Just That Personally,
I Like Stories
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That Are More About
Interpersonal Relations,
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And A Little Less To Do
With Things Blowing Up.
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A Giant Fireball
In The Night Sky!
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You Say These Folks
Are A Military Unit?
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Yeah, They're Part Of
The U.S. Air Force.
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But They Travel
To Other Planets.
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Through The Stargate.
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Which Is A Time-Travel Machine?
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It's An Alien Device That
Creates A Stable Wormhole,
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Allowing Instantaneous Travel
To Other Worlds.
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Time Has Nothing To Do With It.
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Boss, A Question.
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Uh, These...
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Goo-Old...
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(Enunciating): Goa'uld.
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Goah-Old.
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Goa'uld.
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Never Mind. The Bad Guys,
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You Said They've Got
Snakes In Their Heads?
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Symbiotes, Yes.
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And What About The Fellas
With The Ones In Their Bellies?
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They're Different.
They're Called Jaffa.
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They Incubate The Symbiotes Till
They're Ready For Implantation.
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Now, You See, Joe,
That's Confusing.
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He's Right, Boss.
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I Mean, Why Can't There Be
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Just One Kind Of Bad Guy?
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You Know, Snake Goes In The
Head, Makes Them Evil, The End.
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You Could Call 'Em
"The Snake People."
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Yeah, "Snake People" Is Good.
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They're Not Called
"The Snake People,"
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They're Called The Goa'uld,
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And The Jaffa Aren't Bad Guys,
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They're Enslaved Warriors
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Who Mistakenly Believe
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That The Goa'uld Are Their Gods,
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And It's Not Confusing,
It's Complex!
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Um...
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Edge Of My Seat.
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The Whole Time.
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(Operator):
United States Air Force.
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How May I Direct Your Call?
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Uh, Hi, I'm Trying To Reach
One Of Your Officers,
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A Colonel Jack O'Neill.
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Two "L's.
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May I Have Your Name, Please,
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And The Nature Of Your Call?
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My Name?
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Yes, Please.
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Uh, Right, Right, Of Course.
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My Name Is Joe..Smith.
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Listen, I Realize
Colonel O'Neill
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Is Probably Unavailable,
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Off On Some Important Mission
Somewhere, But...
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I Know This Is An Odd Request.
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I Mean, I Don't Know
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If You Know Colonel O'Neill
Personally, But...
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Could You Describe Him To Me?
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You Know, Height,
Weight, Shoe Size,
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Sense Of Humor,
That Sort Of Thing.
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I Really Can't Do That, Sir.
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Oh. Of Course. Sure.
National Security.
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Now, Am I Understanding
Correctly
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That There Really Is
A Colonel Jack O'Neill
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In The Air Force?
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Is There A Message You
Would Like To Leave For Him, Sir?
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That's Fine. Thank You.
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So, In The End,
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Rya'c Was Freed
From Apophis' Control.
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Teal'c, Drey'auc, And Rya'c
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Were Once Again A Family.
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But Teal'c Is Still Going Back
To Stargate Command
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To Fight For The Freedom
Of The Jaffa?
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Yes, Of Course.
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He's Going To Take
Drey'auc And Rya'c
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To A Place
Where They'll Be Safe.
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So, The Goa'uld Won't Put Any
More Bombs In Rya'c's Teeth?
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That's Right.
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Now, Go To Sleep.
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Cool Story, Dad.
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Joe, Where Do You Get
These Ideas You've Had Lately?
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I Don't Know.
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Fully Formed Ideas, Plots,
Characters...
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Just Like That?
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They Just Appear In Your Head?
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Basically.
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Why Are You Looking
At Me Like That?
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I Think You've Gotten In Touch
With Your Dormant Creativity,
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Accessed Your Wellspring
Of Imagination.
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What?
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I've Read About This
Happening To Other People.
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You're Opening Yourself Up
To Your Inner Muse.
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My Inner Muse?
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It's Your Midlife Crisis.
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It Is?
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Except Instead Of
Chasing Your Youth
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By Buying A Sports Car
Or Going Hang Gliding,
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You're Seeking Immortality
Through Creativity.
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We Can't Afford A Sports Car.
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Honey, It's A Good Thing.
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Especially If It Means
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You're Not Going To Have An
Affair With A Younger Woman.
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(Man): Wait A Second,
Wait A Second...
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You Said Teal'c Put His Face
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Up To That Head-Grabber Thing
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Before O'Neill. Why Didn't
He Get Grabbed First?
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Guys, I Told You.
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Save Your Questions
Until I Finish.
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Now, What Was Left
Of Colonel O'Neill's Mind
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Managed To Dial
A Gate Address...
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One They Had Never
Dialed Before.
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The Asgard?
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Those Little Gray Guys. Right.
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Shut Up
And Let Him Finish, Bert.
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And I Don't Want
To Sound Ungrateful,
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Because I Really, Really
Appreciate
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You Getting All That Stuff
Out Of My Head...
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00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,774
But You Folks
Should Understand...
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That We're Out There Now.
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We Might Not Be Ready
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For A Lot Of This Stuff,
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00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,833
But We're Doing The Best We Can.
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00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,227
You Have Already Taken
The First Steps
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Towards Becoming The Fifth Race.
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00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,327
Well, What About The Furlings?
260
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,908
Are We Ever Going To Hear
About Them?
261
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:34,787
Oh, Of Course.
262
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,871
I'm Sure We'll... We'll Hear
Lots Of Stories About Them.
263
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,213
I Mean, I'll Make One Up.
264
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,459
Furlings. They Sound Cute.
265
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,419
Like Ewoks.
266
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:00,896
Andy, Finish Up,
267
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,433
Or You're Going To
Miss Your Bus, Sweetie.
268
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,022
Morning. Good Morning.
269
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,823
And Want That Lawn
Done Today, Mister.
270
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,823
It Looks Like A Wheat Field's
Growing In Our Back Yard.
271
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,779
After School, Mom, I Promise.
272
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,069
Son, You Get That Lawn Finished,
273
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,830
And I'll Tell You
All About The Ree'tou.
274
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,240
Cool!
275
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,001
See You, Mom. See You, Dad.
276
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,381
The Ree'tou?
277
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,964
Foothold Situation At The SGC.
278
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,552
Joe, Don't Take This
The Wrong Way,
279
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,716
But Maybe You Should Cut
Back On The Storytelling A Bit.
280
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,304
Why? Nothing, It's Just...
281
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,766
Well, I've Heard A Few
Comments From People In Town.
282
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:41,475
People? What People?
283
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,233
Not Everyone Wants To Hear
About Jack O'Neill And SG-1
284
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,360
Every Time They Come In
For A Haircut.
285
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,487
They Like Hearing My Stories.
286
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,864
Maybe They're Just
Being Polite, Dear,
287
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,322
And It's Not Just At The Shop.
288
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,530
Sam At The Drugstore
289
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,365
Said You Talk His Ear Off
290
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,746
Every Time You're There,
And Marjory At The Bank,
291
00:15:59,041 --> 00:15:59,872
And Lenny At The Gas Station.
292
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:03,877
Sharlene, You Were The One
Who Told Me To Follow My Muse.
293
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,207
Now You Want Me To Stop?
294
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,964
What If You Write Them Down?
295
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,304
You Mean Like Al Writer?
296
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,006
Put Them On Paper.
297
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,592
You Can Have Them There In
The Shop, Like The Magazines.
298
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,179
That Way, If People Want
To Read Them, They Can.
299
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,240
Sir, The Timing Has To Be Exact.
300
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,244
Just A Few More Seconds.
301
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,998
It's Going To Have To
Be Close Enough. Go!
302
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,756
"Young Lieutenant Hammond...
303
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,096
"Faced A Tough Decision.
304
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:06,523
"Yet The Strange Foursome
Hardly Seemed
305
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,558
Like Soviet Spies."
306
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,728
Honey, It's 3:00 In The
Morning. Come To Bed.
307
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,317
Just Let Me Finish This Story.
308
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,948
That's What You Said Last
Night, And The Night Before That.
309
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,951
You've Got To Get Up
In Four Hours.
310
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,202
How Are You Going To
Cut People's Hair
311
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,864
If You're Dead
On Your Feet All Day?
312
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,161
Joe?
313
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,035
In A Minute.
314
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:42,891
(Joe): "They Embraced,
315
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,849
"And He Looked Into Her Eyes
One Last Time.
316
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,061
"He Walked Away
With Sadness In His Heart,
317
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,191
"And She Watched Him Go,
318
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,978
"Wondering If She Would
Ever See Him Again.
319
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,112
The End."
320
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,273
(Woman): That Poor Woman.
321
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,608
Do You Think...
322
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,822
(Sniffing): She Was With Child?
323
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,080
You'll Just Have To
Wait Until The Sequel.
324
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,786
You Got To Be Kidding Me.
325
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,792
What? I Got Something In My Eye.
326
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,795
Oh, You're Such A Softy.
327
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,000
(Sniffing)
328
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,211
See You Tonight, Honey.
329
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,170
Bye.
330
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,174
Bye, Cindy.
331
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,256
(Doorbell Dings)
332
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,638
Morning, Boys. Hey, Calvin.
333
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,311
Joe, Looks Like You Got
Some Letters
334
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,015
From Those Magazines
In New York.
335
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,491
"Thank You For Your Submission.
336
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,073
Unfortunately..." Blah,
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah...
337
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,034
"Thank You For Your Interest.
Best Of Luck In The Future."
338
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:46,823
See, I'm Not Sure
339
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,833
You Should've Sent In
This One About Seth.
340
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:49,993
It Wasn't One Of Your Best.
341
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,832
They Rejected "Hathor?"
342
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,963
But It Was Gold!
343
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,056
Dad. I'm Writing!
344
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,888
Seriously, You've
Got To See This.
345
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,646
(Television): Prepare For
An Extreme Adventure...
346
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,765
What?
347
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,354
Check It Out.
348
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,940
(Theme Music Playing)
349
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,494
Four Excellent Heroes
350
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,824
In An Extraordinary
New Sci-Fi Series,
351
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,159
Starring Nick Marlowe
As The Wry Colonel Danning.
352
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:32,168
As A Matter Of Fact, It Does
Say "Colonel" On My Uniform.
353
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,668
There's No Such Thing As
Original Thought Anymore.
354
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,547
We're All Just Regurgitating
355
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,335
The Same Old Ideas
Over And Over Again,
356
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:41,215
Boiling Them Down
357
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,972
To A Giant Melting Pot
Of Mediocrity.
358
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,928
Introducing Douglas Anders
As Grell.
359
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,183
Wormhole X-Treme...
Coming This Fall.
360
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,103
They Stole My Idea.
361
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,232
(Fred): Hey, Whatever
Happened To That Lawsuit
362
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,276
You Guys Had Against, Uh...
363
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,784
What Was That Show Called?
364
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,070
"Wormhole X-Treme."
365
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,455
Nah, It Was Canceled
Only After One Episode.
366
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,785
Bad Ratings.
367
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,794
I Liked It. Not As Much
As Your Stories, Boss.
368
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,713
Actually, I Have A New One.
369
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,794
Just Came To Me Last Night.
370
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:23,212
SG-1 Finds Out There's
A Giant Asteroid
371
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,140
Headed Toward Earth...
372
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,673
I Saw The Movie. Hits Paris.
373
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,137
Nah, This Is Different.
374
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,177
It Starts When
This Amateur Astronomer...
375
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,435
Uh, Actually, Joe,
376
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,096
If It's All Right With You,
377
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,810
I'm Not Really In The Mood.
378
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:35,644
Oh, Come On, Now.
379
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,275
Don't You Want To Know
How SG-1 Stops It?
380
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,185
Here, I'll Just Tell You...
381
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,150
Major Carter Is Able To
Expand The Hyperspace Window
382
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,236
From The Cargo Ship
Until It Surrounds...
383
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,161
Look, No Offense,
384
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,818
But How Many Times
Can These Folks
385
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,237
Save The World From Apophis?
386
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,622
What's It Up To Now,
Five, Six Times?
387
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,170
(Joe): This Story Is About
Anubis. Apophis Is Dead.
388
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,453
What's The Diff?
You Know What I'm Saying?
389
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,712
It's Getting
A Little Repetitive.
390
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,998
I Mean, Come On Now.
There Must Be Other Things
391
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,759
We Can Talk About Besides SG-1.
392
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,258
You Guys Play Golf?
393
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,096
(Computer Keys Clacking)
394
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,772
Joe, I Need To Talk To You.
395
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,778
Just A Second,
Honey. I'm In The Zone.
396
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,155
Honey, Stop Typing. Writing.
397
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,532
Please.
398
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,158
What's Up?
399
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,195
I Want You To Stop.
400
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,863
I Just Did.
401
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,748
I Mean Permanently.
402
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:35,533
What?
403
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,043
I've Been Going Over Our Bills...
404
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:38,874
Sharlene...
405
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,538
Joe, You Closed The Shop Early
406
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,458
Three Times This Week
To Come Home And Write.
407
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:44,717
I Closed The Shop
408
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,468
Because Business Has Been Slow.
409
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:47,720
And You Don't See
The Connection?
410
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,222
Don't Worry, Once I Get
A Few Stories Published,
411
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:53,260
Land An Agent,
Things'll Get Better.
412
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,984
326.
413
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,941
That's How Many Rejection
Letters You've Received.
414
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,278
You Only Need One "Yes."
415
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,158
They're Not
Reading Them Anymore.
416
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,444
Just Sending Them Back Unopened.
417
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,078
Bert And Gordie Like Them.
418
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:13,829
They Work For You.
419
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,740
What Else Are They Going To Say?
420
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,249
You Haven't Even Read Them All.
421
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,254
I Read "Holiday;"
"The Light," "The Sentinel."
422
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,506
Okay, I Admit
Those May Have Been
423
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:24,415
A Few Small Missteps,
424
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,301
But On The Whole, They're
Getting Better, Aren't They?
425
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:28,176
I Don't Know.
426
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,509
Well, What Do You Think
The Problem Is? Tell Me.
427
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,264
Maybe I Can Fix It.
428
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,142
Well, For One, It Seems To Me
429
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:38,350
Like The Team Interaction Isn't
What It Used To Be In The Beginning.
430
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,272
You Hate Them All?
431
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:41,353
No, I Don't.
432
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,360
I Hate What
This Is Doing To You.
433
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,938
You Really Want Me To Stop?
434
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:50,029
Joe, How Can This
Really Be More Important
435
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,159
Than Your Livelihood?
436
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,320
Than Your Family?
437
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:58,412
Honestly, Sharlene,
I Don't Think I Can Stop.
438
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,998
Why Not?
439
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,788
These Stories...
440
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,593
I Think...
441
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,630
Think? You Think What?
442
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,671
I Think They're Real, Sharlene.
443
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,602
I'm Not Making Them Up.
444
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,136
They're Happening.. Somewhere.
445
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,306
I Can See Them,
And It's Because Of The Stone.
446
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,314
Oh, Joe.
447
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,566
I Can't Explain It.
448
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:24,316
Somehow I Think
449
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,320
It Allows Me To See
These Incredible Things.
450
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,731
That You Believe
Are Really Happening?
451
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,991
Yes. Here. Try It.
452
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,656
Where Is It?
453
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,408
Joe...
454
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,285
Did You Take It?
455
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,167
Sharlene...
What'd You Do With It?
456
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:42,413
Sharlene!
457
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,796
(Yelling): What Have You Done
With My Stone?
458
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,085
It Was For Your Own Good!
459
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,296
Whoa.
460
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,341
Has He Totally Lost It Or What?
461
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,766
Joe, Please... You Need Help.
462
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:03,685
Son...
463
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,361
If You Know Where
It Is, Just Tell Me.
464
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,111
I'm Not Mad.
I Just Need My Stone.
465
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,031
Mom?
466
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,439
You Leave Him Out Of This.
467
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,483
Joe, Please!
468
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,697
You're Scaring Us.
469
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,261
Yes!
470
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,468
Where Are You Going?
471
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,475
I Don't Know.
472
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:54,990
(Monitor Beeping)
473
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,197
No!
474
00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:01,121
(Sobbing): He Can't Be Gone.
475
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,497
He's Dead.
476
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,506
(Sobbing)
477
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:13,084
Daniel's Dead.
478
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,263
He Can't Be Gone.
479
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:33,021
Gordie, You're Wearing Out
The Floor.
480
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,440
Calvin.
481
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,279
Gentlemen.
482
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,611
Slow Day?
483
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,031
What Have You Got, Calvin?
484
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:44,289
Looks Like A Stack Of Bills
485
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,828
And A Couple More Letters
From Those Magazines.
486
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:49,871
Toss Them.
487
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:53,292
There's, Uh, Also
Another Letter Here
488
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,050
From The Air Force.
489
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,504
You Read It.
490
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:07,938
"Dear Mr. Spencer...
491
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:08,893
"Regarding Your Request
492
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,309
"To Meet With
Colonel Jack O'Neill,
493
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:15,404
We Regret To Inform You That...
494
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,734
Hey, Joe...
495
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,327
If You're So Sure
This Is All Real,
496
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:23,488
Then Why Don't You Follow It Up
497
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,577
With More Than Just Letters?
498
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:26,794
Call Them Up.
499
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,542
Tell Them What You
Know. If It Really Is True...
500
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:31,875
Are You Kidding?
I'd Disappear In A Heartbeat.
501
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:33,293
You Think? Believe Me,
502
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,584
If The Government Didn't
Get Me, N.I.D. Is Sure To.
503
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,628
I've Seen It Happen.
504
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,047
Do You Remember Armin Selig?
505
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,466
Dead.
506
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,385
Right.
507
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,273
Well, Look,
508
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:55,937
I Got To... Get Back
To My Route Now.
509
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:57,824
You Guys Take Care.
510
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,778
Thanks, Calvin.
511
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:28,640
Hi, Jack.
512
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:34,562
Daniel?
513
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:38,730
I Leave, And Look At The
Mess You Get Yourself Into.
514
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,656
Yes! Yeah!
515
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,120
Yes!
516
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:50,786
Sharlene!
517
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,668
You Home?
518
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,173
Sharlene!
519
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,922
Sharlene, You Won't Believe It.
520
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,127
Sharlene?
521
00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,588
Oh, There You Are.
522
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,173
Honey, It's Incredible.
523
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:02,506
Daniel's Still Alive.
524
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:03,307
I Mean, I Know He Ascended
525
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,182
To A Higher Plane
Of Existence, But He...
526
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,345
What Are You Doing?
527
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,056
Andy And I Are Going
To My Mother's For A While.
528
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,437
If You Have Even
The Slightest Interest
529
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:13,689
In Saving Our Marriage,
530
00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:15,474
You'll See Someone
Who Can Help You.
531
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,734
Sharlene, I Don't Need A Shrink.
532
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:18,861
Sharlene...
533
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,067
Honey, Don't Do This.
534
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,028
Please. Come On!
535
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:25,821
Honey, Come On.
536
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,408
We Can Work Things Out.
537
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,242
Sharlene, Look,
538
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,202
Our Problems Are Small
Compared To...
539
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:32,627
(Door Dings)
540
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,502
Wait, Just... Let's Talk.
541
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:35,877
Can We Just Talk This Out?
542
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,040
Goodbye, Joe.
I'll Call You Later.
543
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,713
Sharlene!
544
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,841
Wait! Sharlene!
545
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,650
(Joe): Dear Colonel O'Neill...
546
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,649
I Understand
You Are A Very Busy Man,
547
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,185
However, I Must Wonder
If You Are Actually Getting
548
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:02,697
Each And Every Piece
Of Correspondence I Send You.
549
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:03,947
I Have Written You Many Letters
550
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,859
And Left Countless
Messages For You
551
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:06,662
With The Air Force,
552
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:10,367
But I Have Yet To Receive
Any Kind Of Response From You.
553
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,741
Because Of This,
I Realize I Have No Choice
554
00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:16,581
But To Take My Life
Into My Own Hands
555
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,416
And Come Clean With You.
556
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,376
I Know Everything.
557
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:23,879
Jeez, Gordie!
558
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,681
You Scared The Hell Out Of Me.
559
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,054
Sorry. Sorry, I...
560
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:28,305
It's Okay, Gordie.
561
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,386
I'm Just Glad It's You.
562
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:31,676
Boss, If It's
All Right With You,
563
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:33,265
Me And Bert
Are Going To Head Home.
564
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,691
It Looks Like Nobody's
Coming In Again Today.
565
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:36,518
Yeah.
566
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:41,186
Well, Look, I Know This
Is Kind Of A Bad Time, But...
567
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,774
(Sighs)
568
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,446
What Is It, Gordie?
569
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:51,157
Well, It's Been Really Slow
Around Here, And...
570
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,992
I Kind Of Dropped Off
An Application
571
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,828
At The Piggly Wiggly.
572
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:57,831
I Understand.
573
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,791
You've Got To Do
What You've Got To Do.
574
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,672
Thanks, Boss. Good Night.
575
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,049
(Thump)
576
00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:05,797
'Night.
577
00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:28,983
(Ripping Letter)
578
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,665
(Carter): Activating Hyperdrive!
579
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,830
(Hyperdrive Engages)
580
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,132
Standing Straight Up.
581
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,680
(O'Neill): Come On, Boys!
582
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,639
(People Screaming)
583
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:07,358
(Gunfire)
584
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,076
(Artillery Exploding)
585
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,744
Sir!
586
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,253
(Ship Passing Overhead)
587
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,892
Thanks For Seeing Me.
588
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,902
You Look Great.
589
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:48,945
How Are You?
590
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,356
Oh, I'm Good.
591
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,491
Uh, Very Good. Uh...
592
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,621
Sharlene, I'm... I'm Sorry
593
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,418
About Everything
That's Happened.
594
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:00,835
I Drove You And Andy Away.
595
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,290
I Understand That Now. Joe...
596
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,749
Just Let Me Finish.
597
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,914
I Was Too Wrapped Up
In The Stories
598
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:08,378
To Realize What Was Important.
599
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:11,965
I Promise I Will Focus
On Rebuilding My Business,
600
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,550
On Providing For My Family,
601
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,556
If You'll Give Me
Another Chance.
602
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,842
It Was Never
About The Money, Joe.
603
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,385
It Was Your Obsession
With That Stone.
604
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,555
I Know, I Know, And I Owe
You Both An Explanation.
605
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:25,976
That's Why I Brought You Proof
That My Visions Are Real.
606
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,191
This Is What Jack O'Neill
Actually Looks Like.
607
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,445
Now, I Know
What You're Thinking,
608
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,322
But I Swear I Saw
This Image In My Mind
609
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,870
Long Before It Was
In The Paper. Joe...
610
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,197
And Here, This Report About
611
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:38,874
Massive Solar Flare Activity
From Six Years Ago.
612
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:43,581
It Coincides With The Time
SG-1 Destroyed Apophis' Fleet,
613
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:47,338
And This, About The Sinking
Of A Russian Submarine?
614
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:48,793
It Happened The Same Time
615
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,880
Anubis' Ship Crashed
Into The Pacific Ocean.
616
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:55,763
It Just Means That You're
Using Real People And Events
617
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,889
And Incorporating Them
In Your Fantasies.
618
00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:58,890
They're Not Fantasies.
619
00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:00,893
Jack O'Neill Is Head
Of Stargate Command.
620
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,520
There Is No Stargate Command!
621
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:07,020
Listen To Me.
622
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,435
I've Been Talking
To Several Doctors
623
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:10,102
About Your Symptoms,
624
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,897
And They Seem To Think That
You Might Be Suffering From
625
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,567
Something Called Manic Psychosis
626
00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:17,780
Combined With
Grandiose Delusions,
627
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,912
But With Therapy And Medication,
628
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,996
You Can Probably
Live A Normal Life.
629
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,417
Oh, My God...
630
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,000
They're Fighting In Antarctica
631
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,290
For Earth's Very Survival.
632
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:40,133
Anubis' Fleet Is In Orbit
Above Us Right Now.
633
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,971
Joe, Stop It. It's Not Real.
634
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:43,931
You Don't Understand!
635
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:44,936
If Jack Can't Find A Way
636
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:49,021
To Use The Ancients'
Technology In Time, We're All Dead!
637
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,026
Goodbye, Joe.
638
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,941
It's Happening, Sharlene!
639
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:55,356
You'll See!
640
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,275
It's Real.
641
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:41,288
Okay, Look.
642
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,743
This Obviously Isn't Your Forte,
643
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,453
So Why Don't You Just
Put The Gun Down
644
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:48,617
Before You Get Hurt?
645
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,002
Don't Come Any Closer.
646
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,414
I Know Your Gun Isn't Real.
647
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:54,457
(Opening Drawer)
648
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:55,749
However... Mine Is.
649
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:59,170
Oh, God! I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry.
You're Right, It's Just A Toy.
650
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,008
Please Don't Shoot Me.
651
00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,844
I'm Not Going To Shoot You.
652
00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:03,632
I'm Sorry.
653
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,050
I Just Thought
It Was The Only Way
654
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,764
To Make You Listen To Me.
655
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,100
Oh, Where You're Going,
656
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,019
People Will Listen.
657
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:12,023
They've Got Nothing To Do
658
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,184
But Listen
To What You Have To Say.
659
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:17,024
They've Got Nice White Coats,
Padded Walls, The Whole Nine Yards.
660
00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:18,029
Please, Wait.
661
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,987
You're Brigadier General
Jack O'Neill,
662
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:24,824
Head Of Stargate Command
At Cheyenne Mountain.
663
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,409
You Used To Command Sga,
664
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,038
Which Is Now Led
665
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:30,326
By Lieutenant Colonel
Samantha Carter.
666
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:32,870
You Once Visited A Planet
Called Argos,
667
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,038
And Nanites In Your Blood
668
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,252
Caused You To Age Artificially.
669
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,133
You've Had The Entire Repository
670
00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,884
Of The Ancients' Knowledge
671
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,421
Downloaded Into Your Brain...
Twice.
672
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:46,058
You Have A Thing
For The Simpsons, Fishing,
673
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:48,765
Mary Steenburgen,
The Color Peridot,
674
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:51,101
And You're A Terrible
Ping-Pong Player.
675
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,059
Have We Met?
676
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:55,021
My Name Is Joe Spencer.
I'm A Barber.
677
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,319
It's All True, Isn't It?
678
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:58,319
Everything I've Seen...
679
00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:02,574
The Stargate, The Goa'uld,
The Asgards.
680
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:04,951
It's All Real.
681
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,407
Tell Me It's Real.
682
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,413
I Need To Know.
683
00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,458
Well, First Of All, Joe,
684
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:15,496
I'm Not A Terrible
Ping-Pong Player.
685
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,005
(Inhales Sharply)
686
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:28,221
Between You And Me, I
Totally See The Analogy.
687
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,137
Burns As Goa'uld...
688
00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:32,391
Thank You.
689
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,101
And Don't Worry.
690
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,688
I Won't Say A Word
About Your Feelings For...
691
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,116
This Is Such An Honor.
692
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:42,773
I Don't Know How To Thank You
693
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,443
For All You've Done
For Our Planet.
694
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,122
There Are Not Enough Words.
695
00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,075
It's Nice To Meet You Too.
696
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,159
Joe Spencer.
697
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,710
I Was Particularly Impressed
698
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,254
With The Time
You Blew Up That Sun.
699
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,503
Well, Thank You.
I Had A Bit Of Help.
700
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,665
And As Far As This Whole
Pete Shanahan Thing Goes...
701
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:00,878
Joe...
702
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:01,587
Dr. Jackson.
703
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,628
Can [ Just Say
Thank Goodness You're Back?
704
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,092
Not That Jonas Was A Bad Guy,
705
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,132
But After All You've
Been Through Together,
706
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,051
You Belong Here With SG-1.
707
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,219
Thank You. Jack?
708
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,350
He's A Barber.
709
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:16,857
Broke Into Your House?
710
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:17,607
Yeah.
711
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,358
Second Week In A Row.
712
00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:20,940
Mm-Hmm.
713
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,024
Alarm.
714
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,313
I'm Thinking Dog.
715
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:26,529
You Could Try Locking
Your Front Door.
716
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,083
Shel Kek Nem Ron.
717
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,253
Joe, The Barber.
718
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:48,839
Please Be Seated.
719
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,717
What Have You Got There, Carter?
720
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,010
Well, Initial Tests Show
721
00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:55,645
That Joe Possesses The
Same Ancient Gene As You Do.
722
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:56,771
I Just Want You To Know,
723
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,194
If You Ever Need Me To Use
The Chair Device In Antarctica
724
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,228
In Defense Of The Planet,
I'm There.
725
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,066
Thank You.
726
00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:08,616
Other Than That,
727
00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,152
His Physiology
Is Completely Normal.
728
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:13,163
Are There Not A Great Many People
Who Possess This Ancient Gene?
729
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,621
Yeah, I Mean, How Come I'm The
Only One Seeing These Things?
730
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,285
Yes. Good Question. Pray Tell?
731
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,671
Unfortunately, Our Knowledge
Of Ancient Physiology
732
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:22,626
Is Fairly Limited.
733
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,087
The Only Other Thing We Know
734
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,671
Is That Joe Has Somehow Managed
735
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,222
To Gain Access To Huge Amounts
736
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:28,504
Of Classified Information,
737
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,218
Mainly In Regard To SG-1,
738
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,508
And That These Visions
Are Somehow Connected
739
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,301
To The Stone He Found.
740
00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,220
Anything On That?
741
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:36,887
Daniel's Looking Into It.
742
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:39,227
He Did Say There Was
Something Familiar About It.
743
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:40,516
You Claim To
Receive These Visions
744
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,186
Only Within The Proximity
Of The Stone.
745
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,445
Perhaps There Is A Connection
Between The Stone
746
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,447
And Your Genetic
Predispositions.
747
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:48,573
I Know The Hair
748
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:49,903
Makes You Look Different,
749
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,945
But Didn't You Used To
Be More Gold-Colored?
750
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,614
I Think I've Got It.
751
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,334
It Took Me A While
To Track It Down, But...
752
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,752
You Have One Too?
753
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:02,332
They're A Set.
754
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,543
Jack, You Remember P3r-233?
The Planet Where [...
755
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,004
Where You Found
The Quantum Mirror
756
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:07,804
That Sent You
To An Alternate Reality,
757
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,463
Where The Goa'uld Invaded Earth.
758
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,273
Hey, Fella.
759
00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:19,054
Hey, Jack.
760
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,563
This All The Stuff
We Brought Back From...
761
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,227
P3r-233? Yeah, You Want
To Help Me Catalog It?
762
00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:26,270
You Bet, My Favorite.
763
00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,610
But It's All Going To
Have To Wait.
764
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,945
Hammond Called A Briefing.
765
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:33,155
We Got Some Intel Back
766
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:34,285
Indicating That Apophis
767
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,323
Might Not Be
So Dead As We Thought.
768
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:45,213
Something About... Chulak.
769
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,040
(Jackson):| Think
The Stones Were A Kind Of
770
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,048
Ancient Long-Range
Communication Device,
771
00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:49,721
Allowing People To See
Events Over Great Distances
772
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:50,878
Through Some Sort Of
Psychic Connection.
773
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,512
Now, Jack Must Have Activated
The Link Between The Stones
774
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,310
By Picking Up The Second Stone.
775
00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:57,058
Now, After That, All
That Would Be Required
776
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,309
Is A Certain Proximity
To The Stone
777
00:39:58,605 --> 00:39:59,310
For The Connection
To Be Activated.
778
00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:02,849
Now, Seeing As How The Stone Was
Being Stored In The Base Archives...
779
00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:03,515
But That Doesn't Explain How
780
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:07,356
The Other Stone Got To
The..Where? Where Was It?
781
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,396
A Garage Sale.
782
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,235
The Person Who Sold It To Me
783
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,400
Said His Grandfather Found It
784
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:14,329
On A Dig In Egypt.
785
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,908
But That Still Doesn't
Explain The Proximity Issue.
786
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,335
I Mean, If The Stone General
O'Neill Touched Was Kept Here,
787
00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:21,332
How Was Joe Able To See
788
00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:23,335
Everything That Happened
To The General Off-World?
789
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:24,335
I'm Thinking He Was
Getting Most Of It
790
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:27,339
From When Jack Was Writing
His Reports Here On The Base.
791
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,716
The Stone Was Being Stored
Just A Few Levels Above.
792
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:31,877
That's Why The Stories
Were So Easy To Write.
793
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:36,174
It Was Like Someone Else Had
Done Most Of The Work For Me.
794
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:40,060
And... You Say
They All Got Rejected?
795
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:43,483
Wait A Second.
796
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:44,936
If The Stones Work
The Way Daniel Says,
797
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:47,362
Shouldn't General O'Neill
Have Been Able To See
798
00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:49,895
Elements Of Joe's Life As Well?
799
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:52,439
Theoretically, Yes, He Would.
800
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,207
Bowling League Thursday Nights?
801
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,383
You Saw That?
802
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,464
You Got Game, Son.
803
00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:15,504
Wait A Minute.
Jack, You've Been Seeing
804
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,844
Parts Of The Life Of
A Barber In Indiana
805
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:21,555
For Seven Years, And
You Never Mentioned It?
806
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:23,515
Yeah. Sure I Did.
807
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,556
I Know I Did.
808
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,948
No. No, You Didn't, Sir.
809
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,075
I Didn't?
810
00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:39,570
You Didn't Find It
The Least Bit Odd?
811
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,033
Actually, No.
812
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:44,165
I Found It Quite... Relaxing.
813
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,380
Sharlene. I Only
Have About 10 Minutes,
814
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,591
And I Really Need
To Get Right Back To Work.
815
00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,973
Um, There's No Easy Way
To Say This...
816
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:01,758
I Want A Divorce.
817
00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:04,644
I Know. I Mean, You
Have Every Right To,
818
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,521
But Before We Get To That,
819
00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:09,524
There's Someone
Who'd Like To Meet You.
820
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:12,644
Here He Comes Now.
821
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,941
Sharlene, Meet
General Jack O'Neill
822
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,736
Of The United States Air Force.
823
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,707
It's A Pleasure
To Meet You, Ma'am.
824
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:30,538
I Think We Have Some
Things To Talk About.
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