Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,660 --> 00:00:02,910
SPIDERMAN:
Welcome to Superhero 101,
2
00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,250
where the street is your classroom,
3
00:00:04,330 --> 00:00:07,700
and books are replaced
with on-the-job training.
4
00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,580
[SCORPION GRUNTS]
[SPIDER-MAN YELLS THEN GROANS]
5
00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:11,000
[YELLS]
6
00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,250
[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTS]
7
00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:18,370
That's good,
because I'm a hands-on kind of guy.
8
00:00:18,450 --> 00:00:20,040
I'm terrible at quipping.
9
00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,910
That quip would've worked
better if you actually used your hands.
10
00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,370
Hands, see? Nailed it.
11
00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:29,500
As if one Spider-Man in this town
wasn't annoying enough!
12
00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:33,250
You know what they say,
two web heads are better than one.
13
00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:34,370
[GRUNTS]
14
00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:35,790
You know your jokes are horrible, right?
15
00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:36,870
[GRUNTS]
16
00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:39,410
Have you ever stopped
a bad guy with comedy?
17
00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:43,580
Not yet, but there's
a first time for everything.
18
00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:46,870
Like you, trying out
those new web shooters you built.
19
00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:49,370
Great idea. Take this, Scorpion.
20
00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:53,040
Okay. The shooters work great.
Your aim? Not so much.
21
00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,620
I guess I got a few things to learn.
22
00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,410
You probably did too when
you first started out, right?
23
00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,080
You mean three months ago?
Yeah, I should think so.
24
00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,580
[GRUNTING]
25
00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:04,950
[GROANS]
26
00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,700
SPIDER-MAN:
I'm not exactly what you call a veteran.
27
00:01:06,790 --> 00:01:08,250
Well, you're a great teacher.
28
00:01:08,330 --> 00:01:12,290
And besides, I need a mentor
who can spin webs and stick to walls.
29
00:01:12,370 --> 00:01:15,870
So, that kind of narrows
my options down to you.
30
00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:16,950
I'm flattered?
31
00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,580
Do you two ever stop talking?
32
00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:20,700
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
33
00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:24,540
Copy that.
Moving into second position now.
34
00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:28,290
Hey, where does he think he's going?
35
00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:30,120
Something's not right here.
36
00:01:34,330 --> 00:01:37,330
You getting
your spider tingle, jangle thing?
37
00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:39,330
It's called "Spider-Sense."
38
00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:41,750
And no, it's just more of a gut thing.
39
00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,790
MILES:
Ugh. Spider gut?
40
00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:46,790
Thankfully, I didn't get that power.
41
00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,080
What I mean is,
42
00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,870
Scorpion's more of a "gloat about
his evil plans" type of bad guy,
43
00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:55,950
and he hasn't mentioned what he's up to.
44
00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,540
SPIDER-MAN: We were in the middle
of a conversation, and you ran off.
45
00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:05,080
-So rude.
-Joke all you want.
46
00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,950
My job is done here.
47
00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,120
MAN [ON JUMBO TRON]: Over the years,I've roamed the jungles of the world,
48
00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,200
stalking the mostdangerous creatures alive.
49
00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:15,830
Huh? Oh, man!
50
00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:19,620
Kraven's Amazing Hunt is on.
It's my favorite show.
51
00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:23,000
MAN [ON JUMBO TRON]:
But today I've come to the asphalt jungle
52
00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,450
to hunt something different.
53
00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:29,580
Hey! That's us! We're on TV!
54
00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:32,580
The most dangerous prey of all,
55
00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,500
the menace known as Spider-Man.
56
00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:40,580
You might wanna pick a new favorite show.
57
00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,700
Any last words, Spider-Man?
58
00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:56,830
Uh...
59
00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,660
KRAVEN:
Eh? Two Spider-men?
60
00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:02,410
-Thanks a lot.
-What? I'm not Spider-Man.
61
00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,160
I'm a totally different guy.
62
00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,700
Besides, these reality shows
are all fake anyway.
63
00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:08,500
Move!
64
00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:14,250
Fake, huh? You really gotta work
on that Spider-Sense of yours.
65
00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:15,330
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
66
00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:19,200
[SCOFFS]
I told you not to call me when we're live.
67
00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:21,120
Do you want both of them?
68
00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,330
[CHUCKLES]
69
00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,080
My pleasure.
70
00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,330
SPIDER-MAN:
Tranquilizer darts?
71
00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:28,790
So maybe he's not trying
to kill us on live television.
72
00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:32,620
He takes his prey home and does it there.
73
00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,290
But it's all just a show
for the cameras, right?
74
00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:38,450
Something tells me this guy's
more about the reality
75
00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,790
and less about the show.
76
00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:41,580
Gwen, look!
77
00:03:41,660 --> 00:03:43,790
Spidey's on Kraven's Amazing Hunt.
78
00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,410
So is Miles!
79
00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,200
What about Miles?
80
00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:54,080
Uh, I was just saying,
this is Miles' favorite show.
81
00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:56,250
Really?
82
00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:59,040
I don't know if I approve
of these types of shows.
83
00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,200
I think they just dull your senses.
84
00:04:01,290 --> 00:04:03,080
Scorpion must've been a setup.
85
00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,660
He was just bait.
86
00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:07,950
Yep. And we took it hook,
line, and stinger.
87
00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,450
We're still live on TV.
88
00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,330
Then we better get out of here
and come up with a plan
89
00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:13,620
to deal Mr. Reality a reality check.
90
00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,200
Do not fear, good viewers.
91
00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:21,000
Kraven the Hunter always gets his target.
92
00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,080
I can leap with the agility of a jaguar,
93
00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,750
swing with the ease of an orangutan...
94
00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:30,540
[GRUNTS THEN SNIFFS]
95
00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:36,200
and strategize with the cleverness
of a human.
96
00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:38,450
To which terrain did the prey escape?
97
00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:39,790
Uh, huh?
98
00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:41,000
[SIGHS]
99
00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,120
Which way did they go?
100
00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,700
Oh, uh, they went that way.
101
00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:47,620
Much thanks.
102
00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:52,080
Let's head down 5th Avenue.
103
00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,830
I find the wind current there
increases my swing speed.
104
00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,080
[BEEPS]
105
00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,660
MILES: I forgot.
Kraven studies his prey's patterns
106
00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,950
and then sets traps
based on their behavior.
107
00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:06,000
He totally knows
everything we're gonna do!
108
00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,080
[BEEPING]
109
00:05:07,870 --> 00:05:08,910
SPIDER-MAN:
Wait! What?
110
00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,870
You're saying he's booby-trapped
all of New York City?
111
00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,000
Yeah. Pretty cool, right?
112
00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,660
Are you not the least bit concerned
that someone is hunting us?
113
00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,750
Sure. But he has to catch us first.
114
00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,870
Only a matter of time, young spider.
115
00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:34,450
Preferably 22 minutes,
not counting commercials.
116
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,120
MILES:
One thing's for sure:
117
00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,290
I am never wearing
my Kraven Fan Club shirt ever again!
118
00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:45,660
Worth every penny.
119
00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:48,790
-Adrian.
-What is it?
120
00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:54,040
My latest plan to capture the spider-men.
121
00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:58,370
Since my Slayer wasn't able to retrieve
either of these spider specimens,
122
00:05:58,450 --> 00:06:01,870
I figured why not hire
the world's greatest hunter.
123
00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:05,290
Only instead of taking them
back to his museum for mounting,
124
00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:08,120
he'll deliver them to me
for experimentation.
125
00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,540
And he agreed to this willingly?
126
00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:14,250
Kraven may be a hunter,
but he's also a businessman,
127
00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,660
and businessmen are always
looking for financial backing.
128
00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,750
Something I was happy to contribute to.
129
00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,160
KRAVEN:
Look at them,
130
00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:30,830
the urban spider-humans
in their natural environment.
131
00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:32,580
Amazing creatures.
132
00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:35,700
But do not worry, loyal viewers.
133
00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:38,830
My sonic blasts have taken down rhinos.
134
00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:43,040
I don't think a couple of little spiders
will be a problem.
135
00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:47,290
SPIDER-MAN: Well, the good news is,
this is some good hero practice for you.
136
00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:49,250
Only you could find
the bright side of this.
137
00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,160
Huh?
138
00:06:53,450 --> 00:06:54,540
I feel my Spider-Sense,
139
00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:56,540
but can't tell what direction
it's coming from.
140
00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,290
[BEEPS]
141
00:06:58,370 --> 00:06:59,410
Watch out!
142
00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:01,370
[ELECTRICITY ARCING]
143
00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:02,410
[CRYING OUT]
144
00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,830
Miles!
145
00:07:03,910 --> 00:07:07,500
KRAVEN: Go on.
Save your sidekick, Spider-Man.
146
00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:11,660
I've already witnessed
your analytical mind in action.
147
00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:16,410
Show me how compassionate
you are to the cluster.
148
00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,830
A "cluster" is a group of spiders.
149
00:07:18,910 --> 00:07:22,620
Something you learn
when you're craving knowledge.
150
00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:25,330
Brought to you by the good people
at Public Media.
151
00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,120
MILES:
Did he just call me a sidekick?
152
00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,250
Hey, you say that again,
153
00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:32,790
and I'll blast that mustache
into sideburns!
154
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,250
I don't know if this'll work,
155
00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:36,700
but time to try
an electro-blast on this thing.
156
00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:37,790
[YELLS]
157
00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,540
[GRUNTS]
158
00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,160
Way to go! Miles?
159
00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:46,660
[BOTH GRUNT]
160
00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:49,160
-That was amazing!
-I know.
161
00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,250
I thought a group of spiders
was called a "clutter."
162
00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:54,160
No. I mean, what you did was amazing.
163
00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:57,660
Plus you might've just figured
a way to beat Kraven.
164
00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,250
I did?
165
00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:01,660
Yes. He's studied my patterns,
166
00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:04,040
but you're so new
to this whole superhero thing,
167
00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,540
you don't even have patterns yet.
168
00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:08,540
So me being inexperienced is a good thing?
169
00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,580
Right now it is.
170
00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:14,290
So we both need to be unpredictable
if we're going to beat Kraven.
171
00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,950
-Where's someplace we never go?
-A comedy club.
172
00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,450
I was thinking the sewer.
173
00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:23,540
The sewer? Ugh!
174
00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:25,580
Unless that's the name of the comedy club.
175
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,370
Follow me!
176
00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:38,330
Nope. Nothing funny about being down here.
177
00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,870
There's no way Kraven
set any traps below ground,
178
00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:43,790
because I never use the sewers.
179
00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:45,120
MILES:
Brilliant.
180
00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,660
Unless...
181
00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,000
SPIDERMAN:
Unless what?
182
00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:52,410
On the show, Kraven also tries to predict
what backup plan his target might use.
183
00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:56,120
Like, say, going underground?
184
00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,200
[KRAVEN LAUGHING]
185
00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:58,660
Spidey-Senses kicked in!
186
00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,910
But it's coming from all directions.
187
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000
Because the danger is too!
188
00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,370
[LAUGHING]
189
00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,160
The hunt is over!
190
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,700
I have won.
191
00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:14,700
But we expected that, didn't we?
192
00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:19,750
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
193
00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:22,750
[CRIES OUT]
194
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,830
KRAVEN:
No use in struggling, young spider.
195
00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:29,750
That cage is made from
electrified titanium alloy
196
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,870
three times stronger than steel.
197
00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:34,790
And made by Cages, Incorporated.
198
00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:37,080
Available at select hunting outlets.
199
00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:44,410
And now, the branding iron.
200
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,580
Uh-oh. The branding ceremony.
201
00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:49,950
It's the ultimate humiliation
before being shipped to his museum.
202
00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,830
Your knowledge of this show
is getting annoying.
203
00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:56,040
-Sorry.
-I have defeated many jungle animals,
204
00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:00,870
but today I am victor
over a new breed of creature
205
00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,910
the human spider.
206
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:08,080
Let all who look upon them see
that they were brought down by Kraven!
207
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,450
SPIDER-MAN:
Hero lesson!
208
00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:11,040
If your supervillain
turns his back to blab,
209
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,620
disengage his cage.
210
00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,080
[BOTH GRUNTING]
211
00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,750
Nobody escapes Kraven!
212
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:24,330
[KRAVEN GRUNTING]
213
00:10:24,410 --> 00:10:26,790
-Oh, nice shot!
-I'm a quick study.
214
00:10:26,870 --> 00:10:29,160
Then here's a lesson in web crafting.
215
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,660
MILES:
With a little branding of our own.
216
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:35,790
[GRUNTS]
217
00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:38,660
Aw, what's the matter, Kravey buddy?
218
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,580
This episode not sticking to the script?
219
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:46,870
-Ciao.
-Turn those cameras off! Now!
220
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,950
NORMAN:
What is that idiot doing?
221
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,540
This was not part of our deal.
222
00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:53,580
I think The Kraven Show just got canceled.
223
00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:56,410
That's okay. Cooking with Carol
is my second favorite show.
224
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,660
[BOTH GRUNTING]
225
00:10:58,750 --> 00:10:59,910
Uh-oh.
226
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,450
[KRAVEN YELLS]
227
00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:06,500
You expect to humiliate me
and get away with it?
228
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:10,700
For centuries, my family has been
the deadliest of hunters.
229
00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:15,660
But now my rage extends far beyond that,
230
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:20,040
and so you will suffer
a slow and painful destruction
231
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,080
unsuitable for...
232
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,370
[ANNOYED GRUNTS]
233
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,830
television!
234
00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:29,080
MILES: Whoa! I've never seen
these darts before,
235
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,200
and I've watched
all the DVD bonus materials.
236
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,120
[DARTS BEEPING]
237
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,580
These are heat-seeking darts.
238
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:38,790
[GRUNTS]
239
00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:40,000
Phew!
240
00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,540
Thank goodness for truth in advertising.
241
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,250
Head for a heat source!
242
00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:49,700
"Ice cream, Cold Cuts, Freezing."
243
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,450
Oh, come on!
244
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:52,790
[GRUNTS THEN SCREAMS]
245
00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:54,290
[GROANS]
246
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:55,370
No!
247
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:58,200
[KRAVEN YELLS]
248
00:11:58,290 --> 00:12:01,950
Snug as a bug in a Moroccan wool rug.
249
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:06,620
But let us make it
even more tighter, shall we?
250
00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:10,540
That was a venomous fear dart
that hit your friend,
251
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:13,660
extracted from the African cobra.
252
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,910
It will not only frighten him
253
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,450
but, if not treated, scare him to death.
254
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,040
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
The more you struggle, young spider,
255
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:27,120
the faster the venom
seeps into your bloodstream.
256
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,500
No! Get away!
257
00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:30,660
Get away!
258
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,950
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Huh? Where did he go?
259
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,910
Where did he go?
260
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,120
Not gonna find out stuck
behind a boomerang.
261
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,450
[GRUNTING]
262
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:41,950
[GROANS]
263
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,250
Miles! Where are you?
264
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,870
He couldn't just disappear like that.
265
00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:47,870
Maybe thermal vision will help.
266
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,040
There!
267
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,830
[SHUDDERING BREATHS]
268
00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:56,830
He must have some sort of camouflage power
we didn't know about.
269
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,750
I got you.
270
00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:05,910
Miles, calm down.
271
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,750
[MILES GRUNTS THEN PANTS]
272
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,160
SPIDER-MAN [IN DISTORTED VOICE]:
Calm down.
273
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,250
MILES:
You're a spider.
274
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,910
Terrifying spider...
275
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,950
No, I'm not a spider, Miles.
276
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,040
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
I'm-- I'm your friend. I'm Peter.
277
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,160
Peter?
278
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,620
Is...
279
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:33,200
-Is that really you?
-Yeah. It's me, Miles.
280
00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:36,080
-I'm Spider-Man.
-No.
281
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,540
It can't be. I'm freaking out.
282
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,330
I know. It's a lot.
And that venom isn't helping.
283
00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:42,620
But just try to calm down
284
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,120
so it doesn't spread through
your bloodstream so fast.
285
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,120
Okay. Deep breaths. Calming down.
286
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,620
Wow. It made me see things, Peter.
287
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,910
Yes. But you know what else it did?
288
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,830
It unleashed a power
you didn't even know you had.
289
00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,830
Cloaking? I mean, come on.
290
00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:01,620
First the electric sting,
now invisibility?
291
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,000
Man, I wish I was bitten by your spider.
292
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,830
What are we gonna do about Kraven?
293
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:08,160
We are not going to do anything.
294
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,080
You are getting dropped off at a hospital
while I go after him.
295
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,910
I have to go with you.
296
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,620
He's not going to quit
until he destroys you.
297
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,200
He could be anywhere.
298
00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:24,910
SPIDER-MAN: Or I'm guessing
he's at the Central Park Zoo!
299
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,580
[SCREAMS]
300
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,870
-Then let's go!
-Miles, you have to rest.
301
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:34,910
Part of being a hero is knowing
when to fight and when to heal.
302
00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,580
There will be times when
you get to work as a team,
303
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,540
but there are other times
304
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,290
when you have to finish on your own.
305
00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:43,700
[LION GROWLING]
[WOMAN WHIMPERING]
306
00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,160
Sorry! Lunchtime's over!
307
00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:48,000
[ROARS]
308
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,580
What's that?
309
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:51,080
I don't speak lion.
310
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,000
[WHIMPERING]
311
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,790
Uh, you're welcome.
312
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:59,200
I don't know what I like better,
Spider-Man
313
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,040
that you took the bait,
314
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,910
or that you have become the bait.
315
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,250
Feeding time, my kitties!
316
00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:09,580
You couldn't have made
an army of penguins, huh?
317
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,750
-Attack!
-Here, have a seat.
318
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,750
[GROWLING]
319
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:18,580
This is seriously
the worst petting zoo of all time!
320
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:21,040
[GROWLING CONTINUES]
321
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:26,580
This is for your own good!
322
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,950
Trust me. I'm not lying.
323
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,830
Get it? "Lying"? Ah, you don't care.
324
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,000
Good kitty. Nice kitty.
325
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,950
Uh-oh. Well, I always wanted to be
an amateur lion tamer.
326
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,580
Yah!
327
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:45,450
Wait. Don't all cats love balls of yarn?
Or webs?
328
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:48,500
I hope. What are you growling at me for?
329
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,870
I'm an animal lover.
330
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,370
[PURRING]
331
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:57,870
Kraven's the hunter.
Why don't you growl at him?
332
00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:02,910
Because they recognize
the true king of the jungle.
333
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,120
Well, that's where spiders
and lions differ.
334
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,330
Actually, there are a lot of differences.
But you get my point.
335
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:10,580
As will you.
336
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:12,000
[YELLS]
337
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,250
[SONIC SCREAM BLARING]
338
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:16,500
[GRUNTING]
339
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:23,370
-Norman Osborn? You saved me?
-"Saved" isn't exactly the word I'd use.
340
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:26,080
[SCREAMING]
341
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,200
[BODY THUDS]
342
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:31,950
That was shocking.
343
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,450
[GRUNTING]
344
00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:38,870
[GRUNTING]
345
00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:42,330
Struggle all you want, my spider friend.
346
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:48,580
Those electromagnetic restraints
can hold both man and beast.
347
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,370
We had a deal, Kraven.
348
00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:54,750
I bankroll your little TV broadcast
in exchange for the spider-men.
349
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,410
But you veered from the plan.
350
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,580
And nobody disobeys Norman Osborn.
351
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:06,290
My honor is more important
than your money, Osborn.
352
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:08,910
And that spider disgraced me!
353
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,950
Well, lucky for you,
354
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,250
Spider-Man is not going
to enjoy the next few moments.
355
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:16,750
[SIGHS]
356
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,290
It didn't have to be
like this, Spider-Man.
357
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:23,000
I asked you to be my friend,
but you refused.
358
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,950
So now I have to do things the hard way.
359
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,250
You are quite an interesting specimen.
360
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:34,790
At first, I thought you were an anomaly.
A freak, in fact.
361
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:40,830
But then came a second spider-man,
and my concerns were confirmed.
362
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,200
A spider army is on its way, isn't it?
363
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,910
I don't know what you're talking about.
364
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,290
Oh, sure, you don't.
365
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,200
But fortunately,
I don't need you to understand.
366
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:53,540
I just need you to be dissected.
367
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:56,290
Don't! Don't do it!
368
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,950
I'm afraid!
369
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,750
-Huh?
-What?
370
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:05,330
You don't understand
what happens when I'm afraid.
371
00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:10,750
Sometimes I just want to disappear,
where no one can see me!
372
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:12,700
Oh, I get it, I get it.
373
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,660
Ugh! Your cowardice disgusts me.
374
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,950
I'm surprised, Spider-Man.
375
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,290
If your blood runs yellow,
maybe I don't want it after all.
376
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,000
Mmm, actually, I do.
377
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:30,580
[NORMAN GRUNTS]
378
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,620
MILES:
Oh, yeah!
379
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,040
Practice makes awesome.
380
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,870
[BOTH GRUNT]
381
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:42,000
Whoever you are, be careful.
382
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,790
Don't make the same mistake
Spider-Man did.
383
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:47,870
Join me, and I promise
you won't regret it.
384
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:49,330
[GRUNTS]
385
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,870
-No, thanks.
-Ah? Ah?
386
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:54,500
[SONIC SCREAM BLARING]
387
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,700
[GRUNTING]
388
00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:58,910
[BODY THUDS]
389
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,790
Those are quite the moves.
390
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:03,330
I can't tell if you're a vulture
or a funky chicken.
391
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,160
[STRAINING]
392
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:09,040
How about you jolt first and joke second?
393
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,290
Patience, Teach.
394
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,450
I just wanted to show you
what I could do on my own.
395
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:17,660
I'm incredibly proud.
396
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,160
[SONIC SCREAM BLARING]
397
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,700
And just a wee bit jealous.
398
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,540
You fool!
399
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,540
You've ruptured the hydromatic condenser!
400
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,830
Get me out of here
before this place blows apart.
401
00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,290
-I think we should follow their lead.
-Hold on.
402
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,660
What are you doing?
He tried to kill us, remember?
403
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,160
Another hero rule to learn:
404
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,370
just because the bad guys
try to wipe us out
405
00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:49,080
doesn't mean we do the same.
406
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,160
Leave me to perish!
407
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:57,500
I have failed and deserve to die.
408
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:59,200
Get over it, Kraven.
409
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:03,040
You've spent so much time with animals
you've forgotten that part of being human
410
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,200
is picking yourself up when you fail.
411
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,830
That's reality.
412
00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:08,750
Too bad your viewers
can't see you do that.
413
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:12,540
And for the record,
I'm deleting your show from my DVR.
414
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:16,160
We should get out of here.
415
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,500
Where'd he go?
416
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,250
MILES:
There!
417
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,790
-Should we follow him?
-No.
418
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:24,120
Nobody was hurt this time.
419
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,830
But if he crosses the line again,
we know where to find him.
420
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:30,450
Yeah. Thursday nights
on the Mustache Channel.
421
00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,450
[GRUNTS]
422
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:38,910
So, that was a pretty terrifying
training session, huh?
423
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:40,620
Are you kidding me?
424
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,910
I wasn't scared. It was just an act.
425
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,250
Really?
426
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:48,250
So that camouflage
just randomly kicked in on its own, huh?
427
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,250
-You know it.
-Oh, no! Kraven's back!
428
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:52,370
[SCREAMS]
429
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,040
I thought so.
430
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,250
[LAUGHS]
431
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,410
Okay. I guess it was a little scary.
432
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:00,410
Which goes to show you,
433
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,500
sometimes even your fear
can be a strength.
434
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,500
I guess you're right. And, hey, listen.
435
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:09,080
I wanna thank you for showing me the ropes
and the webs.
436
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,870
You're a good teacher and a great friend.
437
00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:14,620
Thanks for trusting me with your secret.
438
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:17,200
Thanks for trusting me with yours.
439
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:20,910
Although remember, at school,
nobody can know I'm Spider-Man.
440
00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:22,830
As far as you know,
441
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:26,870
Peter Parker is just the incredibly
handsome, brilliant kid down the hall.
442
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:28,160
So, you want me to lie.
443
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,330
[BOTH LAUGHING]
444
00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:32,500
PETER:
No, seriously.
32366
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof