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[pensive music playing]
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Celery sticks and hummus,
whole-grain crackers,
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seedless grapes
if they're over the age of 2.
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Low-fat Greek yogurt
with granola and berries.
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Some string cheeses,
bananas, kiwis, pears.
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Is this motherfucker just gonna
keep listing fruits?
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Blueberries, tangerines,
and apples with peanut butter.
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[clearing throat]
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Okay, moms, what's a healthy snack
we can give Jimmy
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from anywhere on the food pyramid?
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- Yes.
- [woman] Uh, trail mix?
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[Gary]
Actually, be careful with trail mix,
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especially if it's store-bought
and comes mixed with candies.
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So you're gonna want
a full nut-and-berry trail mix.
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[watch alarm beeping]
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Oh. Moms, that's our time for today.
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But remember, kids need
three healthy meals a day, every day.
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Parents do not get a day off.
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[mellow guitar music playing]
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[car horn honking]
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- [Alex] Hi.
- Hey there, sweetie.
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Ready to rock and roll.
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- How was class?
- He made us put diapers on a melon.
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[chuckles] Gary.
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- Why do I have to do this?
- It's court-mandated.
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Parents who have lost custody
have to do PEP class.
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Yolanda offered me a shift this morning,
and I turned it down
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to learn about whole grains.
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Completing the class will look
very good at your hearing.
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If it helps get Maddy,
I'm gonna be the valedictorian
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of Bad Mom School.
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[Denise] That's for you.
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- You brought me a coffee?
- It's just Folgers, baby girl. [chuckles]
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There he is.
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- Howie, hi.
- Dee.
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- Always lovely. Is this Alex?
- Yes, sir. Thank you so much.
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I really, really appreciate this.
Thank you.
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Oh, please.
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Call me Howie.
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Howie's been donating
his Wednesday lunch hour
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to McMullen House for years.
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His wife makes him do it.
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She does not. She just likes me
slightly more when I do.
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I have to state this upfront.
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I don't practice family law
and I don't represent you.
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I'm an estate lawyer, giving free legal
counsel in a field I'm not an expert in.
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I appreciate any advice
I can get, thank you.
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- Denise says you're back in court Friday?
- Yes.
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How involved are you
in your daughter's day-to-day care?
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- I am her day-to-day care.
- That's good.
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That's very good.
It's gonna help you get joint custody.
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No, I don't want joint custody.
I want Maddy all the time.
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Didn't you take her from her home
for 72 hours without her father's consent?
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For her own good.
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It doesn't matter.
You can't take a child away like that.
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It's grounds for losing custody.
It's his word against yours.
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You know, Howie believes you, baby girl.
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Absolutely.
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But emotional abuse is tricky.
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Legally, it's not classified
as domestic abuse in this state.
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- Ass-backwards.
- All right, so I'm in a DV shelter,
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and the DV shelter says
emotional abuse is domestic violence.
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But the court says that it's not?
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Correct.
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So I'm fucked.
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No. We'll get you
a strong character witness.
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Do you have someone
who can speak on your behalf?
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[lighter clicks, then water bubbling]
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Sure.
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[Howie] What about permanent housing
in close proximity to Dad?
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[Denise] Getting her
in transitional housing tomorrow.
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[Howie] Good.
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File these forms with the clerk
no later than 7 p.m. tomorrow.
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[Alex] I have to fill all this out
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and go to work and go
to mom class by 7 tomorrow?
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Yeah. The court needs proof
that you're enrolled in SNAP benefits.
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That's your food-stamp vouchers
and EBT card.
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You apply in person, and the wait is long.
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So go early. Bring proof of residency,
information about your income,
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the name of your voluntary
resettlement agency, VOLAG, if applicable.
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The court needs to see proof
of financial security,
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proof that the parent is employed
in a legal, income-generating...
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Court needs copies of pay stubs,
bank accounts, credit cards,
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rental lease and utility bills,
any ongoing medical costs.
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If you plan on taking advantage
of the WCCC childcare program,
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provided you meet all the TANF
WorkFirst requirements,
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the court needs to see
that verification paper.
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Same for LIHEAP.
You need proof of a support system.
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Extended family, friends,
emergency contact.
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Name, number, address.
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You need written testimonials
about your character,
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who can speak on your behalf,
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- say what a great mother you are.
- Fuck me!
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- Late!
- I know, I'm sorry. The B9 bus.
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I'm gonna start calling you Sorry.
Sorry, you're so sorry.
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Kiara's waiting outside.
You have a move-out in Merritt.
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- Who's Kiara? I haven't met her.
- I'll set up a lunch.
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We'll have the Cobb salad and rosé.
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- Where are you going? No.
- To change.
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No uniforms for move-out cleans.
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- What's a move-out clean?
- You'll see.
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Kiara?
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Your seat's wet.
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It looks like piss,
but it's Mountain Dew. Get in.
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Thank you so much
for the ride, by the way.
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Yolanda made me. But I can't
drive you home, so don't even ask.
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No, yeah, I'll take the bus.
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How a grown-ass woman doesn't
have her own wheels is the question.
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Yeah.
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[cell phone ringing]
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I'm sorry, I've gotta
take this real quick.
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- Mom.
- Hey, Basil said you texted me.
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Why is Basil checking your phone?
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He was putting a Venmo app
on my phone and saw the text.
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Why was Basil putting Venmo on your phone?
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- That's your bank information.
- Don't start. I'm really busy.
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Doing what?
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Oh, I'm embroidering little tits
and vaginas onto T-shirts.
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- I got a big order on Esty.
- It's Etsy.
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Some sorority is doing a girl-power thing.
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A sorority is paying you
to embroider boobs and vaginas?
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Yep.
Embroidered tees are the new pussyhats.
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What's up?
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- Are you around tomorrow?
- Why?
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- What did you do with Grandma's furniture?
- Why?
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I'm moving.
I would love to use her furniture,
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- and I'd really love your truck.
- You're moving? Well, that's exciting.
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I saw Sean at the Penny Saver,
and he did not say a word.
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I'm not moving with Sean. I left him.
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- Was Maddy with him at the Penny Saver?
- No. He was on his bike.
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Okay. Uh... So can you help me tomorrow?
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With what?
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Moving.
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Alex, I really don't think
you should do that, hon.
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You don't leave
a good man when he's trying,
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and Sean is trying to evolve.
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- Okay, can I use your truck or not, Mom?
- Sure, kiddo.
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- What for?
- For the love of God, I'm moving tomorrow.
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[banging on door]
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Holy shit, what is that smell?
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Sewage. Squatters break in,
or tenants who get evicted
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but stay after the water
and electric is off.
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Keep using the toilet too.
Foul-ass motherfuckers.
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- I'm gonna be sick.
- Breathe through your mouth.
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You get the lay of the land.
I'm gonna get the wet-vac and supplies.
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[Kiara coughs]
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Fuck.
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Hey! New girl, where you at?
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I'm in here. A kid was squatting here.
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- Who the fuck would do this to a child?
- It's character-building.
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Let's divvy this up.
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Dusting's where I shine,
so I'll take bedrooms.
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- You take the kitchen and the bathroom.
- Why do I get the worst rooms?
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You're new.
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["Bam Bam" playing]
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♪ A me seh one ting
Nancy cyaan understan ♪
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[Kiara] No, he DM'd me, "DTF?"
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Huh? [laughing]
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Huh? No, 'cause his old lady looks
like a house elf in Harry Potter.
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I know.
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♪ A true dem nuh know it's from creation ♪
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[Kiara speaking in Spanish]
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♪ Bam bam, ey, what a bam bam ♪
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♪ Bam bam dilla, bam bam ♪
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♪ Bam bam dilla, bam bam ♪
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♪ Ey what a bam bam, seh what a bam bam ♪
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[in English] No one plays mini golf,
he's gay! I'm telling you.
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♪ I'm a lady, I'm not a man ♪
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♪ MC is my ambishan ♪
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♪ I come fi nice up Jamaica ♪
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♪ So bam bam, what a bam bam ♪
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♪ Bam bam dilla, bam bam ♪
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♪ Bam bam dilla, bam bam ♪
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♪ Ey a me seh what a bam bam ♪
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♪ Tell 'em seh me seh what a bam bam ♪
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♪ Ey a, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪
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♪ Me born an' me grow ina Kingston 6 ♪
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[gagging]
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♪ When you hear dem
Nuh sound like Miss Prissy biscuit ♪
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♪ You come ina de place so me seh... ♪
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
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[coughing]
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You okay, newbie?
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Can't handle the heat, chef?
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I don't think I can do this.
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So quit. I'll tell Yolanda.
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I can't quit.
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Then don't quit. Either way,
toilet's not gonna clean itself.
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[pensive music playing]
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[sighs]
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[sniffing]
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[chattering]
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Son of a bitch,
are you fucking kidding me?
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Sorry! Do you mind if I get out?
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[Ethan] Could we get a drink
for this single dad over here? [laughs]
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Jesus Christ, you're really helping...
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[Alex] Where the fuck is Maddy?
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- Shit.
- Where is Maddy?
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- It's Alex Russell. All fun must cease.
- Talk to me. Where's Maddy?
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Relax. She's with my mom.
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Why do you have a vacuum?
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- Are you drunk?
- I'm working on it.
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- And you've been out all day biking?
- So?
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So Maddy's with your mom,
on the couch, watching Jeopardy?
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No, no, no. They watch Wheel of Fortune.
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- This is funny to you?
- Well...
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Are you kidding me, Sean?
What if she got sick?
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What if she got hurt?
What if she needed to go to the ER?
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My mom would take her.
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Your mom that spent half
your childhood addicted to Oxy?
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That's taking care of our daughter?
Talk to me, Sean!
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My mom's sober.
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- I don't get it!
- What don't you get?
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Maddy's a fucking baby.
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She's been with me
for every second of her life.
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Don't understand why you're gonna take her
if you're not gonna spend time with her.
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- Will you chill?
- I'm not gonna chill!
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- I'm having one round.
- Bullshit!
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Then I'm going home.
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You've had four rounds! Probably five!
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Alex, if I'm having a few drinks,
it's because I'm doing fucking triage.
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Okay? Everyone heard you say
I have a rage problem.
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- You do have a rage problem!
- Yeah, well, these people are my regulars.
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- You have a rage problem.
- Say that with a straight face.
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You have a rage problem
and a drinking problem,
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and you shouldn't have custody
if your mommy does it for you.
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The whole reason my mom is here
is because my girlfriend dumped me
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and then stole my kid
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and then she almost killed her
in a fucking car accident!
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This is an emergency.
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You are an emergency.
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And you smell like shit.
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- Sorry, guys.
- [Ethan] Don't worry, bro. Drink.
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- Hi.
- Is she asleep?
236
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Yes.
237
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Can I just see her?
238
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[emotional music playing]
239
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I love you.
240
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,447
I love you so much.
241
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,084
- Thanks, Doreen.
- Bye.
242
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:11,011
So today I want to talk about stability.
243
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And whoosh!
244
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- Take these.
- [Gary] Let's take a scenario.
245
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This is Chloe, age 4.
246
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Chloe lives at home with two parents
247
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who love her very, very much.
248
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,616
And she has stability.
249
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,327
She has three meals a day,
250
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,789
snack at snack time, lights out at 7,
251
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,500
and a day care
that she's very familiar with.
252
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:46,630
But now... let's say
Chloe's parents separate suddenly, okay?
253
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,300
Chloe now shuffles back and forth
between them,
254
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,387
and that sense of home she had...
255
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:58,642
Gone!
256
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,815
Hmm.
257
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:11,864
Chloe's chances of having emotional,
psychological, and academic difficulties
258
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:15,951
are 55 percent higher
than they were before this.
259
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,329
That's how important stability is.
260
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:23,375
So, moms, what can we do?
261
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,463
Let's help turn Chloe's frown upside down.
Okay?
262
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,507
[car horn honking]
263
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,926
[Paula laughing]
264
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,221
I have some amazing news!
265
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:41,018
- You are gonna die when I tell you.
- Okay.
266
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,354
Can we run a few errands in town
before we get the keys to my place?
267
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,272
Sure!
268
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,149
[upbeat music playing]
269
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,860
- So guess who I ran into.
- Who, Mom?
270
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,779
- Fey!
- Who's Fey?
271
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:56,116
Oh, baby, he is this genius curator
I met a million years ago.
272
00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,162
I can't remember where, but I think
it was at the artists' residence in Maine.
273
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:03,290
Remember the time when I found
the cash on the street for my flight?
274
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:08,921
I was like, "Oh, man, talk about karma!"
Anyway, he's here.
275
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:12,299
- Who's here?
- Fey, the curator I met in Maine.
276
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,219
He's running the Hummingbird,
and I ran into him.
277
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,222
I'm here to apply for SNAP
for me and my daughter.
278
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,224
Here's my application and my ID.
279
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:23,769
And he was like,
"Paula Langley, is that you?"
280
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:27,564
So I say, "Fey, do you realize
281
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,150
the Hummingbird
has never given me a show?"
282
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,237
[Alex] I'm here to apply for LIHEAP.
My application and ID.
283
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,156
And he was like,
"You've got to be kidding me."
284
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,242
And how do I enroll in WCCC?
285
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:42,538
I just tell him all about my new series,
and he says, "Bring it in."
286
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,166
- [Alex] Thank you.
- So maybe you didn't hear me.
287
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,711
I'm having my own show.
288
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,795
Who is?
289
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,422
Me!
290
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:56,552
They offered me a solo show
at the Hummingbird.
291
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:00,055
Hey, that's really great.
That's great, Mom.
292
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,766
Yeah, and it works out just perfectly.
293
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,894
Because my favorite bronze is at Larry's.
294
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,355
So we'll snag it when we're getting
Mom's furniture.
295
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,400
And then we'll drop off the whole
kit and kaboodle at the gallery.
296
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,461
- [Alex] Today, no. We can't do that today.
- Yeah!
297
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,863
It takes two to lift that sculpture.
298
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,657
You help me and we scratch
each other's back.
299
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:23,787
Right, because that's what today's
about, Mom. Hi. Are you Luis?
300
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,624
I'm Alex, it's very nice to meet you.
This is my mother, Paula.
301
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,169
Hola, Luis. Ooh!
302
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:31,962
Okay. This way.
303
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,047
- [laughing]
- Can you not, please?
304
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,426
[Luis] Guest understands this is
an emergency shelter.
305
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,802
It is not your home.
306
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,639
Guest understands pay stubs
are to be submitted weekly.
307
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,643
Any change of income or child support
must be reported immediately.
308
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,980
Guest understands overnight visitors
are not allowed.
309
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:53,317
Guest understands
random urinalysis may be requested.
310
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,155
- Did you say I have to pee in a cup?
- Half the residents are recently homeless.
311
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,074
The other half
are recently released from jail.
312
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,161
So we have a strict no drugs
or alcohol policy here.
313
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,621
So this is a halfway house?
314
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,249
- Are there people on parole living here?
- Well, it's a lot of things, mama.
315
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:14,254
Only subsidized housing in the county.
You sign here and here, okay?
316
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,049
Just give us a second.
317
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,638
I love it. It's got great bones.
318
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,725
I can't bring Maddy here with ex-cons
living next door to us.
319
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:27,808
Bullshit.
320
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:31,730
We just need to brighten it up.
That's all. I will help you.
321
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,273
It'll be fine.
322
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,067
We'll get some house plants.
323
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,737
We'll go by Larry's
and get Mom's old furniture.
324
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,281
I'll have Basil drop off my paints.
325
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:46,453
I'll paint a mural over Maddy's bed,
of monkeys and sunflowers!
326
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,581
You know,
we'll just bring the sunshine right in.
327
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,417
It'll be a real girl pad.
328
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,127
It'll be okay.
329
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,422
[Alex] I just need you to fill in
these forms, Mom.
330
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,759
- I have to turn them in by 7 tonight.
- Piece of cake.
331
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:04,388
Just keep going straight
until you hit the dirt road.
332
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,183
I know. I learned how to drive
on this road, Mom.
333
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,936
Really? I don't remember that.
334
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,563
Larry taught me in his Bronco.
335
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,149
Weren't you in middle school
when we lived out here?
336
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,528
Nope. I got picked up
for my junior prom out here.
337
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,824
- In my senior year, we went to Craig's.
- Craig?
338
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:28,287
Yeah. He lived down by the reservoir,
and he had a pet ferret.
339
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,370
Oh.
340
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,541
Craig. Shit, but you know...
341
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,210
Larry was a good guy.
342
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:40,090
Always trying to pin me down. Poor thing.
343
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,890
It might be hard for him
to part with the obelisk,
344
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,934
so let me take the lead on that.
345
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,937
You know, people get
really attached to their art.
346
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,566
We also have to get Grandma's furniture,
which is the reason that we're here.
347
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,402
Yeah, yeah. So how do I look?
348
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,362
Are my girls too out?
349
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,114
You look good.
350
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,115
- [yells]
- [Paula] Oh!
351
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,701
[laughs] Oh, shit!
352
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,830
- Good job, squirt.
- Oh, my God! What the hell!
353
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,001
Sorry about Wicket.
That's the way he says hi.
354
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:17,585
Hi, Larry.
355
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,587
[Larry] Is that Alex?
356
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,382
Holy shit, sister, you're all grown up!
357
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,550
Hi, Larry.
358
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,720
Paula, would you look at you, huh?
359
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,223
- It's been a minute.
- Cute grandson.
360
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,559
Wicket? Oh, no, that's my son.
361
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,394
Your son?
362
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:38,231
Yeah, I got a couple of new additions
running around. They're with their mom.
363
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:39,149
Up there!
364
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,233
Say hi, Petal!
365
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,279
She looks like a fucking bitch.
366
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,822
[Larry laughing]
367
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:46,906
Oh, Paula.
368
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:50,786
So you ladies finally want
your old furniture back, huh?
369
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:51,870
It's in the barn.
370
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:57,876
Hey, look, Lar, I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to take the obelisk.
371
00:22:58,835 --> 00:22:59,920
[Larry] What's an obelisk?
372
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,213
[Paula chuckles]
373
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:04,925
The bronze statue that I made
for you when you turned 45.
374
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:06,802
Oh.
375
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,387
It's a big, pointy thing.
376
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,598
Oh. Oh. [chuckles]
377
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:14,601
- You mean the big dick sculpture?
- That's the one.
378
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:19,773
It's an obelisk. It's the ancient symbol
of the sun god, Ra.
379
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,067
[Larry] Yeah. I got that in the barn too.
380
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,568
You keep it in the barn?
381
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,489
That's a really important
early work of mine.
382
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:30,367
Well, Petal moved in.
I had to make some space.
383
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,954
Pull the truck up to the barn door,
will you, kiddo?
384
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:38,166
[Paula] Petal, that's not a name.
385
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,043
Hey, it's my old softball bat.
386
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,963
He told me that he would
never get married again,
387
00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:45,924
that he was too set in his ways.
388
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,593
Why do you care, Mom?
You guys broke up a decade ago.
389
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,429
I don't understand why you're upset.
390
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:55,183
If he was gonna break his stupid
marriage rule, it should have been for me.
391
00:23:55,267 --> 00:24:00,772
- These are all my old journals.
- My ass was completely out in the wind.
392
00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:03,984
Moving my whole art studio into his house.
393
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:05,902
And your daughter.
394
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:09,364
- She's so young.
- So is Basil, Mom.
395
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,451
This is great. Mom.
396
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:14,679
- [Paula] My God.
- I found it.
397
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:18,665
- I can't believe he left it here.
- Is this gonna fit in the truck?
398
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,292
Wow.
399
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,378
- That dick's bigger than I remember.
- Are you blind?
400
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,714
Nothing about that looks like a penis.
401
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:29,551
Come on, Alex. You lift by the balls.
I'll take the shaft.
402
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,972
- [Alex] Is this the balls right here?
- [Larry] Yep.
403
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,146
Thanks for the help, Mom.
404
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,482
Can we go now?
405
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,985
- You're being very rude.
- Rude?
406
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:50,071
What I am is running out of time
to find love, Alex,
407
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,657
because I wasted time on that clown.
408
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,325
Hey, Mom...
409
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:58,330
we're about to drop your art at a gallery.
410
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,041
You're a working artist.
411
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,336
Life's good. You're good.
412
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:07,838
You're right.
413
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,508
There she goes.
414
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,719
We're rescuing the obelisk
from the philistines,
415
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:15,722
and now we're gonna
deliver it to superior people.
416
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,059
Mm-hm.
You're gonna wave goodbye to this nice man
417
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,394
who stored your stuff
for an entire decade, yep?
418
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,401
Put a bra on, bitch. [laughs]
419
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,362
["Show Me Some Affection"
playing on radio]
420
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:34,658
♪ Just a jet-age gypsy
Looking for a gypsy queen ♪
421
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,661
♪ I sometimes think I'm on the brink
Of knowing what I mean ♪
422
00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:39,871
[Alex] Can you please
fill out my form now?
423
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,169
Write that I'm a good mom,
that I'm stable and able,
424
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,754
that I take good care of Maddy.
425
00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:51,383
Give an example, sign it, that's it.
Please, this is very important.
426
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:55,136
I have to turn this into court by 7 p.m.
or I could lose Maddy.
427
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,222
Hey.
428
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,520
- What do you want me to say?
- That I'm a good mom.
429
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,314
That I take great care of Maddy.
430
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,401
If you add that Sean is abusive,
that would be helpful.
431
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,153
[Paula laughs]
432
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:16,825
Sean? [laughing]
433
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,202
Emotional abuse is abuse.
434
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:24,416
What does that even mean?
How can emotions be abused?
435
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,376
Where do people get this stuff?
436
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:30,422
All right. Did you notice
that we were in a bank earlier?
437
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,924
- Yep.
- Did you notice what I was doing?
438
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,259
Banking.
439
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,429
I was opening a bank account
because I don't have one
440
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:40,515
because Sean took my ATM card
when I didn't pay the electric bill
441
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,392
and said he would handle all money.
442
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:46,479
Honey, Sean's good with money,
and you're like me, shitty with it.
443
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:51,610
Or I was isolated in a trailer
for two years without any access to money,
444
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,821
and that's financial abuse,
a form of emotional abuse.
445
00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:57,449
Where are you getting this shit?
Your class?
446
00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:00,201
No. I'm getting this
from the DV shelter, Mom.
447
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,622
This is why I don't go to the doctor,
448
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:07,834
because if you start poking around
because you think something's wrong,
449
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,753
you're gonna find something.
450
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,422
That's an incredibly fucked-up
point of view.
451
00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:16,301
Hey, I'm helping you move.
I'm gonna fill out your form.
452
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,386
I'm obviously supporting you here,
453
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,223
but can I name 450 things
that men have done to me
454
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,809
that are worse than balancing a checkbook?
455
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,227
Yes, I can!
456
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:31,441
Your chickenshit father, for one,
turned against me because I wanted
457
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:33,485
to be more than a boring townie!
458
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:37,530
- And you've had some moods, I'd say.
- I have passion.
459
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:41,076
- All that man had was depression.
- Okay, Mother.
460
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,246
Ha. Fey, it's Paula!
461
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,331
Oh...
462
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:51,252
Ask and you shall receive,
my friend, my friend!
463
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:55,548
- Honey, put it right there!
- Ask and receive?
464
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,258
- It could be the centerpiece.
- Of?
465
00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:00,637
My show! I've got the rest
of the stuff out in the truck.
466
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:05,141
Some very heady stuff, really cerebral.
467
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:09,896
Ten paintings, four sculptures,
some mixed media. Oh, shit!
468
00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:15,819
I said mixed media. I meant mixed metal,
but, babe, I can get you some media.
469
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,404
- There's been some...
- Hey, Mom.
470
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,323
You know what,
we just need to clear that wall...
471
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,784
- Hey, Mom.
- ...and face the obelisk north
472
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:25,245
- because we don't want any shadows, honey.
- Mom.
473
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,498
- Honey, can't you see I'm talking?
- Yes, I can.
474
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:31,292
But he's trying to say something to you.
Something's wrong.
475
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,378
Oh! Darling Fey, I'm so sorry.
476
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,297
- What is it?
- Um, we've got our wires crossed.
477
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,383
I didn't offer you a show.
478
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:43,138
You said that my work
deserved a larger audience
479
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,848
and that I should bring it in.
480
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,224
I meant in a general sense,
481
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:49,728
like I'd maybe do a show with a group
of local artists in the future.
482
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:51,813
I didn't mean now.
483
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:55,191
You said that you were kicking yourself
484
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,486
for not snagging one of my bronzes
when you could have.
485
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,072
That's just a thing people say to be nice.
486
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:02,614
You know, I...
487
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:06,745
I'm so sorry, Paula.
You know what a fan I am.
488
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,539
What would this town be
without you and your pizzazz?
489
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,084
Ah.
490
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:17,130
I understand completely.
491
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:21,551
Thank you for your interest in my work.
492
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,514
I will be in the car.
493
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:39,778
- Any chance I can leave this with you?
- Absolutely not.
494
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:56,044
He sounded like he was really serious
about the group show with local artists.
495
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,670
I bet you'd headline that.
496
00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:00,965
And we got the obelisk back, Mom.
497
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,761
Basil's coming over.
He's bringing your paints.
498
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:09,724
You can do the mural for Maddy,
with sunflowers, all those butterflies.
499
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,685
That's gonna cheer you right up.
500
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,062
[engine starting]
501
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,364
[Basil] You're an extremely rude person,
aren't you?
502
00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:26,007
[Alex] We don't have to talk, Cilantro.
503
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:29,661
Not even saying thank you to the guy
that gives you a hand.
504
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:33,081
I said thank you right when you got here,
and I meant it. Thank you.
505
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:36,334
- We both know you were being sarcastic.
- Okay.
506
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:39,546
What did you say to your mother, anyway?
Why is she in such a state?
507
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,297
[Alex] She's upset about her art show.
508
00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:45,552
- Wait, she had an art show?
- She most certainly did not.
509
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,219
I'm confused.
510
00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:53,184
Basil, you're just not gonna be around
long enough for me to explain this to you.
511
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,353
Let me explain something, Alex.
512
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,897
Your mother and I, we're in love.
513
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:02,944
You're gonna be gone in three months,
and I'm gonna be like, "Bye!"
514
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,697
That's an awful lot of meanness
coming from someone
515
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,699
who scrubs toilets for a living.
516
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:10,702
[Alex] Meanness?
Is that what they say in fake Australia?
517
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:17,000
- Hey, Paula! Your daughter's being rude.
- I have a genius idea!
518
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:21,671
How good does a burger and a beer
sound right now, huh?
519
00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:22,754
Yeah.
520
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,676
- Thanks again for all your help.
- Oh, yeah, you bet.
521
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,346
Have a burger and a beer with us, honey.
You haven't eaten all day.
522
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,140
I've got way too much to do.
523
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:36,060
But sweetheart, I've got to fill
that form out. I can do it there!
524
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,981
- Okay.
- [Paula] Fuck the Hummingbird.
525
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,568
Why is it even called the Hummingbird?
It's stupid.
526
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:46,195
I'm not going to another one
of their openings ever again.
527
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,114
Free cheese or not.
528
00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:53,494
It has taken me my entire life
to become the artist that I am.
529
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,204
[Basil] Baby, you inspire.
530
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,747
Oh.
531
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,165
See?
532
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:02,420
Basil appreciates me. He values my time.
533
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:05,089
Unlike Larry.
534
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,842
- Who's Larry?
- I mean, what is it with this town?
535
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:11,554
They just wanna keep me
imprisoned in mediocrity.
536
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:14,057
Okay. Hey. Time to get out of here, guys.
537
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,142
- Time to go.
- No, we want another round, so...
538
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:18,728
No, I've got to get
to the clerk's office by 7 p.m.
539
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:21,813
Fine.
540
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,568
We'll get the check. Garçon!
Could she get the check, please?
541
00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:28,488
- Why would the check come to me?
- [Basil] You're paying.
542
00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:32,533
We helped you move, the least
you can do is buy us a couple of burgers.
543
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,744
You guys invited me,
so you were gonna pay.
544
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:38,873
- Babe, we can put this on my credit card.
- No, no, no.
545
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,877
It's the principle.
It's Happy Hour, it's not expensive.
546
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,588
[Paula] It's 36.85!
547
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,423
You can pay for that!
548
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,967
- Can't you?
- No, I can't.
549
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,719
You just got a job, Alex.
550
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,888
You just moved me into a homeless shelter.
551
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:59,769
Okay, well, you just pay for the burgers,
and we'll pay for the beer!
552
00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:02,355
- That's fair.
- I can't pay for any of it.
553
00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:06,109
- I have exactly six bucks until payday.
- [Basil] Six bucks.
554
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,778
That's not enough to pay for your burger.
555
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:13,408
- Unbelievable.
- It's not very considerate, Alex.
556
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:14,491
No.
557
00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:16,743
Okay.
558
00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:19,914
I need the form.
559
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,750
Oh, fuck.
560
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:26,921
- When was that?
- Now, Mom. It's due right now.
561
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,882
I'm gonna write "not applicable"
because you are not applicable.
562
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:32,844
You are not my character witness.
You cannot speak on my behalf.
563
00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,388
You can't buy me a burger
on the worst week of my life.
564
00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:37,432
You are the shittiest mother
on the planet.
565
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:39,308
[Paula] I'm not the shittiest.
566
00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:42,520
I never lost custody of you.
567
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:52,155
I know what you're thinking.
Today we'll be walking the catwalk.
568
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,783
No, not that kind of modeling, moms.
569
00:33:55,867 --> 00:34:01,456
Today is about what you're teaching
your child through your own behavior,
570
00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:04,042
what you model to them.
571
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:09,380
Now, it sounds cliché,
but your actions speak louder than words.
572
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:14,510
Your children see how you handle stress,
how you treat other people.
573
00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:18,639
They soak all that info in
like little sponges.
574
00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:22,643
Children follow our example.
575
00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:27,982
Kids don't come out of the womb
knowing how to be violent and rude.
576
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,735
They learn it, from you.
577
00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:32,361
Let's take a scenario.
578
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,284
[cell phone beeps]
579
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:45,374
- What's up, Ethan?
- Hey, Sean's not with you, is he?
580
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,542
No, he's not. Why?
581
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,377
- Okay, cool.
- He's probably at work?
582
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:51,089
Yeah, he didn't show up.
It's fine. I'm covering for him.
583
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,966
But he'll get fired
if he doesn't show up for the night shift.
584
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,886
- What time was he supposed to be there?
- 11, to open.
585
00:34:56,969 --> 00:35:00,014
But he probably overslept,
let his phone die. We had a late night.
586
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,600
Did you call his mom
and tell her to wake his ass up?
587
00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:04,477
I did. He's not there.
588
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:06,521
Okay, bye.
589
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,481
[cell phone ringing]
590
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:11,692
- [Doreen] Hello?
- Hey, is Maddy with you?
591
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,278
Yes, she's right here. She's fine.
592
00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,988
We're having our snack.
593
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:18,991
- Okay, where is Sean?
- Uh, work, I think.
594
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,160
Bullshit.
Did Sean not come home last night?
595
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:25,248
- That's my son's business.
- Sean staying out all night isn't unusual,
596
00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:28,334
but he always shows up for work
the next day, so something's wrong.
597
00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:30,628
When was the last time you heard from him?
598
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:33,548
- Two days ago.
- Is Maddy good with you a bit longer?
599
00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:35,091
- Yep, she is.
- Okay.
600
00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:38,094
- Bye. Jasmine!
- Yeah?
601
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:40,179
[pensive music playing]
602
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,276
Okay, I'm gonna jump out here.
This is perfect.
603
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:36,110
What are you doing down here
getting wrecked by yourself, Sean?
604
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,194
I'm hiding.
605
00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:39,654
Go away.
606
00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,114
Can you stand?
607
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:45,620
I'm fine. I'll be a mess
when the coke wears off, though.
608
00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:51,584
Okay, give me your keys. Give me
your keys. I'm gonna drive you home.
609
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:56,672
- I'm not my mom.
- Then stop acting like your mom!
610
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,475
You know why there's so much sea glass
on this beach?
611
00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,229
It was a dump once.
612
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,313
Way back.
613
00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:17,526
Sea turns trash into treasure over time.
614
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,449
Why don't you like me anymore?
615
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:28,788
You hired a lawyer and got a judge
to take my kid away from me.
616
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:32,375
No, before that.
You stopped liking me a long time ago.
617
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:35,961
Why?
618
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,632
I like you enough to pick you up
when you're drunk.
619
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:42,634
Why?
620
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,388
Because you're Maddy's dad.
621
00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:48,724
Is that the only reason?
622
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,030
This used to be fun.
623
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,033
We had fun together.
624
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,373
We used to come down here and laugh.
625
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,166
And fuck.
626
00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:21,382
Now, it's just like...
627
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:26,971
- "You're a piece of shit, Sean."
- It can't be fun all the time.
628
00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:29,181
Maddy's a really big responsibility.
629
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:34,853
I'm sea glass.
630
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,025
I'm not trash.
631
00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,030
Just give me time.
632
00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,613
I'm not...
633
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,082
Okay, let's get out of here. Come on.
634
00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,926
Make more treasure, waves!
635
00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:10,681
[Sean grunts]
636
00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:15,936
I'm gonna throw up for a quick sec.
I'll meet you at the car.
637
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,333
He just needs to sleep it off.
638
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,213
- Is Maddy asleep?
- [Doreen] Mm-hm.
639
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:46,175
- Can I give her a kiss on the forehead?
- Yeah, go ahead.
640
00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:05,861
[emotional music playing]
641
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,297
Just like his daddy.
642
00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:28,426
A bird that never flew.
643
00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:38,727
Where's your certificate of completion?
For the PEP class?
644
00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:43,232
- We didn't get one.
- Oh, yes, you did.
645
00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,609
Gary gives it out
at the end of the last class.
646
00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:50,656
I stepped out to take a phone call.
647
00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:53,284
Where are your character witness
statements?
648
00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,535
I tried. I couldn't get any.
649
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:56,412
[groans]
650
00:40:57,329 --> 00:40:58,539
Is this really bad?
651
00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:02,168
The court likes to see
those things, so it's not great, no.
652
00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:07,173
But you go in and say how stable
and able you are to care for Maddy.
653
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,844
[Sean]
Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
654
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:15,388
[Alex] Yeah.
655
00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:20,436
[clears throat]
656
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,146
Hi.
657
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:25,565
Hi.
658
00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:31,155
I just went to a meeting.
659
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,369
Sorry about yesterday.
660
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:40,080
- Thank you for...
- Sure.
661
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:49,590
So I'm gonna drop the whole
ex parte, whatever, motion.
662
00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:51,799
Um...
663
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,678
I don't want full custody.
664
00:41:56,138 --> 00:42:01,852
I mean, I do want it, but I can't
do Maddy 24/7 and stay sober.
665
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:08,651
I can't have my fucking mom living
with me, triggering the shit out of me.
666
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,949
And... Maddy misses you.
667
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,370
She does?
668
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:27,378
"Mommy, Mommy, Mommy" all the time.
"Where's my mommy? Where's my mommy?"
669
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,380
I'm like, "Fuck if I know, kid."
670
00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:38,180
But if we're gonna do this,
it's shared custody.
671
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,308
- Okay, she's mine too.
- Yeah.
672
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:46,397
Yeah. Okay. We can figure that out.
673
00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:50,985
And if you total another car with her
in it, we'll be right back here in court.
674
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:57,032
Okay, yeah. Same here, if you get
drunk again while you're in charge of her.
675
00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:01,869
Okay, then.
676
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,582
Okay, then.
677
00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:13,257
How soon do I get to have her back?
678
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,635
And this is Mommy
and Maddy's new building.
679
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,388
This is Mommy and Maddy's
new favorite tree.
680
00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:21,974
And this is Mommy and Maddy's friend Luis.
681
00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:23,892
You want to say hi to Luis? Hi.
682
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:27,062
Your mom was here. I let her in.
Next time I won't.
683
00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:30,733
- Okay. Is she still in there?
- No. Came and went.
684
00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,901
Thank you. Sorry about that.
685
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,990
And here we have Mommy
and Maddy's new stairs.
686
00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:41,869
And this is Mommy
and Maddy's new apartment.
687
00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:45,456
Mommy and Maddy's new kitchen.
688
00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:47,374
Maddy's new bedroom!
689
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,460
["Always Forever" playing]
690
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,344
♪ I drag my hands out the window... ♪
691
00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,511
Look what she did.
692
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,974
How pretty is that?
Grammy came in and painted that for you.
693
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:09,438
Look at the butterfly she made.
Can you kiss that monkey's hand?
694
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,107
Oh, my, that's so good.
695
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:13,983
Yeah.
696
00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:21,784
♪ Well, you stand
In the headlights confused ♪
697
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:27,039
♪ Oh, it's always forever with you ♪
698
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:32,419
♪ And my instincts
They act like they knew ♪
699
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:39,259
♪ We would change ♪
700
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:43,555
♪ It's always been forever with you ♪
701
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:49,228
♪ It's always been forever with you ♪
702
00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:15,003
♪ Drop the gear like you do just for you ♪
703
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:20,592
♪ Well, it's kind of surprising
You'd bruise ♪
704
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:26,014
♪ Complicated but perfectly made ♪
705
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:30,728
♪ You've changed ♪
705
00:45:31,305 --> 00:46:31,814
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