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You'd always say that places
people call shitholes
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aren't actually shitholes at all.
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But really they're places
full of love
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and kindness and community.
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Except your ends, which you said
were actually...
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Such a shithole.
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MUSIC: Write Me A Letter
by Oscar Lang
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♪ Take the lock off my charm
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♪ Take a hold of my arm
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♪ Make me feel better
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♪ In time
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♪ You're the way I feel free
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♪ Like the wind by the sea
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♪ So write me a letter
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♪ Sometime
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♪ But, oh, you look sad
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♪ Your smile has fallen down
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♪ I know you feel bad
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♪ And it feels like
you're going to drown
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♪ So listen, listen close
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♪ My heart hurts letting you go
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♪ So write me a letter
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♪ Sometime... ♪
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I'm sure he's OK, darl.
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He's had a shock about his uni place
and he's clearing his head.
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Yeah. Try to take your mind off it.
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Think of nice things like...
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..Wagamama katsu curry.
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And, er... And how's Corinne?
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For the hundredth time,
she's not my girlfriend.
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Oh, she got a great arse, Jack.
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Even though you'd disappeared,
I knew I still needed to come out
to Mum.
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I didn't want to keep pretending
for that whole summer
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that I fancied Mulala.
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Right. Can we get in our pyjamas
and have a cuppa?
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Oh, we ain't staying home, hun.
Oh, no, now I've got you back,
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I've got a whole summer planned
of fun shit for us to do,
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which starts now. What?
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We're going for Sunday lunch
at your favourite restaurant.
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Not... We're going to Harvester.
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Get in. Yes, Watford may also be
a bit of a shithole,
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but we have three Harvesters,
so shut up.
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So, erm, your grandmother
has now become very unpredictable.
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She can get upset or angry
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or completely forget
what she's doing and talking about.
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Sure she ain't turned into
Janet Street-Porter?
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I do not know what that is. Right.
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Don't worry, she'll be fine with me.
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She can also be quite, er,
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frisky.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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HE KNOCKS Hello?
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Morning, Iris.
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What do you want?
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Hello, hello!
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Ooh!
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Daniel?
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My Daniel?! Come here. Ohh!
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SHE LAUGHS AFFECTIONATELY
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I got you some roses.
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Chocolates? No, look, flowers.
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Shame. Oi!
SHE LAUGHS
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Let me just pop 'em down here.
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Harvester Watford felt like
quite a safe space to come out...
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Ooh, nice jacket. You too.
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..I suppose because
if it all went tits up,
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I could still have
a knickerbocker glory.
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Mum, I need to tell you...
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Welcome to Harvester Watford, guys!
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My name is Marky B,
I'll be your server today.
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Uh, is this your first time?
Oh, I'd be two jeans sizes smaller
if it was.
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HE WHIMPERS
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God!
HE LAUGHS
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Ohh...
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HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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OK. Uh, the salad bar is open
with an array of crisps...
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Spare us the spiel, hun.
We want bottomless drinks glasses
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and every single sauce you can carry
in one go.
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Coming right up.
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Oh, and two more menus.
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Why?
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Bloody hell, you do look a twat.
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Well, grab the Huggies pack from the
back seat and help me get wiping!
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Nan-a!
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Nan-a!
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So how you been? Yeah, fine.
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How you been? Yeah, fine.
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Do you like my en suite?
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Yeah. I'd love an en suite.
Would ya? Yeah, definitely.
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I tell you what,
shall we have a squash? Yeah.
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Yeah, all right.
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I really don't like that man,
Daniel.
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The Polish bloke.
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Oh, no?
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He's a fucking pervert.
Nanna, I'm sure that's not true.
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He keeps trying to shag us! I'm not
trying to fornicate with you, Iris,
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just put you to bed and tuck you in.
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Right. Look. Here y'are.
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Have a look at this, look.
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I found that in your post.
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I think it's from Dad.
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Do you want me to read it for you?
Daniel.
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You don't need to write these
any more, love.
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Let's not pretend.
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MUSIC: Can't Get You Out Of My Head
by Kylie Minogue
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Mum,
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I've wanted to tell you
over the past year...
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Oi, oi! Oh, finally!
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So I've had to be Smurfette
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at Stacey Solomon's son's
sick secret birthday party.
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Now I'm getting these celebs'
bookings, I just got to go
the extra mile, you know.
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Hiya, crew. What can I get you?
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OK, so double brandy and Coke
with a plastic straw if you please.
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I'll have a vodka lime soda.
Have you got lime?
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Um, yeah, just a bit. We have
a bountiful supply of fresh limes.
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No, I'm going to need cordial
because I ain't a hippy.
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Yeah...
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Absolutely. What meals
do you guys fancy?
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We'll have half a spit roast each,
all with fries,
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two full racks of ribs
for the table.
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Two portions of onion rings?
Three? Three?
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Five portions of onion rings, erm,
couple of corn on the cobs
for good measure
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and...
SHE WHISPERS
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..me and Nan will share
the 12-ounce rump,
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well done, no Diane sauce because
she's got an aversion to mustard.
Thank you.
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What? Any allergies?
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Sorry... Er, any allergies?
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And that's Jack,
who I've been living with. Who?
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I showed you him before, Nan.
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Look, that's Corinne.
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And that's her again.
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And again.
HE CHUCKLES
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Aww.
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Pretty girl, Dennis.
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It's Danny, Nan.
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I'm Danny.
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She's stunning, isn't she?
Just like you.
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Ohh!
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MUSIC: She Drives Me Crazy
by Fine Young Cannibals
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That ain't a fucking salad.
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Then why is it available
at a buffet of salad, then, huh?
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Fat-shaming me again, Nan.
You're a shame to yourself, darling.
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Stop being mean to one another,
please.
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The Harvester salad bar was meant
to be my happy place.
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Careful, Nan, that's spicy.
Spicy for old white people.
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You are old white people. I'm
a red devil, just like this sauce,
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which I'll drench you in
if you don't back off
from the fucking croutons!
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They rowed... Wow... because deep
down, they really loved each other.
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I mean, Shannon wouldn't have shared
a steak with anyone else.
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Oh, look, that's me. At the beach.
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Must be about five there. Yeah...
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Oh, look, and there we all are
at Butlins.
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That was a nightmare.
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SEAGULLS CRY OUTSIDE
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Your dad.
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Yeah.
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He just hated you.
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Oh, did he?
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You look just like him.
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Yeah, I know.
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Get out.
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Get out. Shall we watch some TV...
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Get out! Get out!
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Get out! Get OUT!
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Get out, get out, get out!
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Iris. Iris.
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And you can fuck off an' all!
Iris, don't worry.
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SHE WHIMPERS I want to go home!
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Iris... Get my husband.
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MUSIC: Danger Stranger
by Esther
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♪ In the dark, but I saw your eyes
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♪ So bright
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♪ So bright
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♪ Find the words
and take them back again
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♪ Really took your time
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♪ Stranger
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♪ But I'll remain
until the horses run
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♪ We'll find a way
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♪ And hide away
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♪ Feel like we're aching
to fall asleep
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♪ Red eyes and a dry throat
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♪ If you want, I'll be yours to keep
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♪ To keep
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♪ To keep
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♪ For a second,
I wanted to split in two
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♪ Just to feel I'm closer beside you
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♪ Still I never thought
that we ever would say goodbye
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♪ Goodbye
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♪ Goodbye... ♪
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Hello, you.
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I'm not really sure about
this letter you're writing.
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Look, before you start, all right,
I'm just so, so tired.
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I know.
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I'm sorry I wasn't always
the best at being around
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when I could've been.
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You had your own shit to sort out.
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Do you know what I mean?
Like figuring out you...
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Like cock. Yeah, that.
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But I wouldn't have figured it out
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if you hadn't made me feel
all right enough to do so.
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So whatever that letter is, just...
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..don't go there.
Because you can't leave us, mate.
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Mate, I don't want to leave you.
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I want to leave me!
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But...
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..I don't think that's true.
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Is it?
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So where do I start?
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WAVES CRASH
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♪ Find the words
and take them back again
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♪ Really took your time
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♪ Stranger... ♪
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Mum, I...
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I need to tell you...
PHONE PLAYS TINNY POP TUNE
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HE SIGHS
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Hello, you.
♪ Edging closer to a beating heart
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♪ Do you feel it now?
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♪ Danger
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♪ And time flies,
but it seems to pass me by
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♪ You see it clear
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♪ Not really there... ♪
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On that drive home,
you finally told us everything,
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that you'd been looking after
your nan for years,
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that your dad just didn't care about
anyone else but himself
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and that uni felt like
your last chance to be someone.
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Don't stink the bog out.
It's a wee, not a poo!
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It is a poo, I can tell by the way
he's running.
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Cor, I reckon he could be a while.
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Yeah, maybe I should sleep
in here tonight.
SHE LAUGHS
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DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE
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Oh, Danny. I know what it's like
to have crap parents.
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Sometimes I think it's harder
than what's happened to Jack
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because his dad wanted him.
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Didn't want to leave.
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But it still is painful
when they live round the corner
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and they don't want to know you.
Yeah.
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You do feel a bit invisible
sometimes.
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But you're not.
I felt like that as a kid.
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And in my twenties.
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To be honest, I feel a little bit
like that now as a widow,
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but you ain't ever invisible
if somebody loves ya.
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And my son, he loves you.
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But you've got options, darl.
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If you don't get back into uni,
think about what else
you might want to do.
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Yeah, I always thought I'd train
to be an actor actually.
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But everyone already thinks I'm gay.
Plenty of straight blokes start out
in acting.
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Look at old Phillip Schofield.
Yeah, true.
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Just got to focus on feeling better
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and you can stay with us
as long as you need.
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As long as you don't mind using
the poo knife in the downstairs loo.
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We've all got to cut up our turds
in this house, the cistern's fucked.
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OK.
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Do we each get our own knife or...
253
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No, darling, just the one. OK.
254
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HE GRUNTS
255
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You still ain't told your mum,
have you?
256
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HE SIGHS
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No.
258
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I ain't been finding the right...
259
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..time or... words or...
260
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,360
Yeah. OK. Listen.
261
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I will hand in that appeal letter
tomorrow
262
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,320
if you tell her.
263
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,120
It's a bit emotionally blackmaily,
264
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,320
but... deal.
265
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,360
Sweet. All right, night, Jacky boy.
266
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Night, mate. Just going to have
a quick wank, all right,
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just to help me get off to sleep.
Don't you dare!
268
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Morning. Morning.
269
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,480
Now, what do you boys fancy?
I could do my speciality -
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Peggy bread. Grow up, Mum!
271
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Or there's a variety pack
of cereals.
272
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:02,760
Ooh, erm, you got Golden Nuggets?
Well, Golden Nuggets obviously
go first, mate.
273
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,400
Do you know what I might do? I might
just mix and match a few together.
274
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Oh, all right.
275
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,520
Anyway, er, Jack's got something
he wants to tell you, Peg.
276
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,720
What? It's nothing bad, is it?
277
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,240
You do check your testicles
for lumps in the shower, don't you?
278
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,960
Yeah... Yeah, he gets me to do that.
279
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,240
Well, what is it?
280
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Come here.
281
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,760
I've realised
282
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,120
that over the past few months,
283
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,000
I don't really like Corinne.
284
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,440
That's fine.
285
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,600
And I don't like many people
like Corinne.
286
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,720
Oh. You're not a racist, are you?
287
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,440
No! I...
288
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,480
I like boys.
289
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,600
I...
290
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,080
..like... like men.
291
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,760
And I ain't said anything...
292
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,600
..because
293
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,840
I'm worried...
294
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:17,120
..I'll let down Dad.
295
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,120
I-I don't want to let down Dad
296
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,960
and I don't want to let down you.
297
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,400
Mate. Does your mum think
you're a racist?
298
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,520
No.
FOOTSTEPS
299
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,000
I told her and she left. Fuck...
300
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,080
Right.
301
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,480
Do you remember these?
Year three at school.
302
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:55,440
You'd have to decorate
and fill up an old shoe box
for the poor Romanian kids.
303
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,960
Bung in warm gloves,
a tube of Aquafresh
304
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,440
and an S Club 7 CD from Woolworths.
305
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,440
Yeah... Well, we never
gave this one away.
306
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:07,920
Because you were about six
and you point-blank refused
307
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,840
to drop it in because you said
you wanted to keep one for yourself.
308
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,880
Jack. Keeping the orphans
from Rachel Stevens, that's selfish.
309
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,960
Anyway, do you remember
Saturday nights as a kid
310
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,080
you watched the X Factor
and then straight after on ITV2
311
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,800
there'd be The Xtra Factor? Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
312
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,480
Well, at the very beginning,
all the X Factor judges,
313
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,520
they'd write down their predictions
about who they thought would win
314
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,840
and then a few weeks later,
the final,
315
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,160
Konnie Huq would open the envelopes
and see who guessed correctly.
316
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,480
Yeah, 2010, I was firmly
team Wagner.
317
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,080
Ohh. We love Gamu, don't we? Always.
318
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,120
Anyway, one Saturday night,
319
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,560
your dad had hit the wacky baccy
and I'd had a couple of Cointreaus
320
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:48,160
and so, um, we decided to make
our own predictions.
321
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,640
But about you.
322
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,800
What? Yeah, we both wrote down
323
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,096
what we thought you was going
to be like when you was older
324
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,160
and we put them in envelopes
and I kept them in this box
325
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,400
for you to open on your 21st
as a silly present.
326
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,640
Do you want to open it?
327
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,920
But I ain't 21 till next year.
328
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,160
Just open it.
329
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,080
I wrote he'll be a solicitor
330
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,520
living in a new-build
by the high street.
331
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,320
Ha. As if I'd ever be able to afford
one of those.
332
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,320
What had Dad put?
333
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,880
"He will probably be a dancer,
334
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:33,120
"maybe with a boyfriend
up in London."
335
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,320
Yeah, he'd always said to me,
your dad,
336
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,400
he said,
"He could be gay, you know."
337
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:41,120
Mainly because you was
so good at remembering
the Spice Girls choreography.
338
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,960
He's still good at that.
339
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,360
I promise you, Jack,
he may not be here to say it,
340
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,960
but me and your dad, we don't care.
341
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,560
But you've always said, always,
342
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,520
now he's gone, you can't wait
to have grandkids.
343
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,120
All I ever wanted was you
344
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,160
and for you to be happy.
345
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,480
You know, whether you've got kids,
an husband
346
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,520
or just a fish called Alison,
347
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,560
as long as you're happy and healthy
348
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:13,360
and not a nonce,
that's all that matters.
349
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,600
Come on, get in.
350
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,960
MUSIC: More I See
by S Carey
351
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,680
♪ Everything you live for...
352
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,440
Danny!
353
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,120
Huhh!
354
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,200
Mum...
355
00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:00,560
♪ Broken leg, I lay here
356
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,760
♪ Lost in the flood... ♪
357
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,440
And so, at the end of that summer,
358
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,440
we threw a big 60th birthday party
for my dad,
359
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,880
all planned by Shannon,
and we invited everyone we knew.
360
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,320
Here, Pegs,
watch those little fuckers.
361
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,520
They keep jumping
all over your stuff.
362
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,560
It's a bouncy castle, Nan.
They're supposed to.
363
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,480
THEY ALL SCREAM
364
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,360
Come here!
365
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,520
Look out, yeah?
366
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,920
Mwa! OK!
367
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,880
THEY LAUGH
368
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,320
SHE TINGS GLASS
369
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,960
It would've been Laurie's 60th today
370
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,360
and while he's still very missed,...
371
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,560
..we wanted to throw
a celebration of his life
372
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,600
because that's just as important
to do
373
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,480
and, er... Have an almighty piss-up!
374
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,320
Well, yeah! Yeah!
375
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,720
And, erm, I just feel really lucky
right now
376
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,760
to have my boy-s! Whey!
377
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,920
Yeah... Right. No. Here you come.
378
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,080
I'm Shannon, I'm Laurie's niece
379
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,920
and he taught me not to give a fuck
what anybody thought
380
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,880
and to shoplift
without being caught. Yeah!
381
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,040
Eh?!
382
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:30,320
And to have a laugh as well.
383
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,400
So I'd like to raise a toast
384
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,280
to family.
385
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,000
ALL: To family.
386
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,560
I love ya.
387
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,200
MUSIC: Water
by Ra Ra Riot
388
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,960
To you and me, boy. To us.
389
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,880
And this was the first time
since he'd died
390
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,480
that I'd had friends
round this house...
391
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,920
Look who it is.
392
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,360
..and it didn't feel like
just me and Mum any more.
393
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,320
God, you live so close to campus,
why do you have your knickers
in a twist about being in halls?
394
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,200
Everyone get on here! Jack...
395
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,160
How's your summer going?
Oh, yeah, really good, thanks.
396
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,616
I actually speak Yoruba now
ahead of a little hols I'm taking,
397
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,360
sort of mooching around
West Africa...
398
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,160
HE SPEAKS YORUBA
399
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,200
Oh, right, yes!
Well, thank you, you... charmer!
400
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,640
Yeah, lovely. Oh, erm, Danny...
401
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,720
What did you say to her?
402
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,160
Your new hair's not nice.
SHE GIGGLES
403
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,720
Got this for you, sweetheart. Here.
404
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,960
What's this? It's from uni.
405
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,160
About your appeal.
406
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,480
What's that?
407
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,000
Yeah, no, you've got to be
opening it. Sure?
408
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,080
♪ Don't punish me
409
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,720
♪ For what I feel...
410
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,640
All right.
411
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,000
♪ Don't
412
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,400
♪ Don't punish me
413
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:53,400
♪ For what I feel...
414
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,280
THEY SHOUT IN CELEBRATION
415
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,600
♪ Took off all these tight clothes
416
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,960
♪ Jumped into the water
417
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,800
♪ So I crawled out of the back door
418
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,600
♪ Took off all these tight clothes
419
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:17,120
♪ Jumped into the water
420
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:22,560
♪ I jumped into the water... ♪
421
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,640
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