All language subtitles for A.Bad.Influence.2023.1080p.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H264-AOC

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♪ Mono into your stereo soul ♪

♪ From the backbone of the planet Sun ♪

♪ Mono into your stereo soul ♪

♪ From the backbone of ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

♪ the planet Sun ♪
♪ I feel horrible ♪

♪ Sunday morning, feeling
like truck hit me ♪

♪ Give me Panadol, Nurofen ♪

♪ Gimme something quickly ♪

♪ Why did I drink so many double Jimmys ♪

♪ I'm looking out for the
closest dunny to piss in ♪

♪ I'm shitting, water from
my carcus is missing ♪

♪ Check my bank account,
I'm down to my last 50 ♪

♪ What a pity, Cash burns in this city ♪

♪ Reminiscing on the days when
I could turn to my misses ♪

♪ Sydney's worst, I'm a sinner ♪

♪ Even further from a winner ♪

♪ Never, ever do I learn from the liquor ♪

♪ I could paint a perfect
picture, but don't deserve this ♪

♪ Some treat their body real
good, but I just hurt it ♪

♪ Here's the fucking verdict ♪

♪ Cheapy stomach churning ♪

♪ Watch a- ♪

- [Anthony] Mari.

(cat meowing)

You want some food?

(water splashing)

(bottle clacking)

(door clacking)

(bottle clacking)

Thank you.

- [Driver] See ya.

(door clicking)

(knock rapping)

- Hey hey hey, there he is.

How you doing, brother?
- Good, how are you?

- Good man. Found the place all right?

- Yeah.
- Come on in, man.

(door clicking)

- This is for you.

- Thanks, man. You didn't have to do that.

18 years.

- Yeah. Just how you like 'em.

- (laughing) You behave
yourself. All right?

- Is... um... everyone else here?

- Yeah, man. They just got here.

Come on in.

Hey, everyone, guess who came?

- Hey. Anthony.

- Hey, Laura.

The place is looking nice.
- Thank you.

- What are you drinking?
- Just a beer. Thanks.

- Cool.
- Here he is. Hey, come in.

Good to see you.
- In the kitchen.

- Hey, Victoria.

- Hello, Anthony.

- Nice to see you again.

- You too.

Anthony, this is my little sister, Emily.

- Hey, Emily.
- Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- [Laura] Anthony sit.

(calm music)

(door clicking)

- Hey, brother. Here you go.

- Oh. Thanks, man.

- So, Anthony, how are you?

- Um, yeah, good.

- How's work been?

- It's been all right.

- Did you work last night, Anth?

- Uh, yep.

- Was it busy?

- Usual Friday night.

- Nice.

- I was just telling the
guys, we should come visit you

on Friday when you're working.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. I keep saying to come visit me.

- Yeah.

So Anthony works in a
cocktail bar in the city.

It's a pretty nice place.

- Emily turns 18 soon.

Maybe we can bring her after her birthday.

- Hey. That's pretty cool.
- Yeah.

- So how's work been for you guys?

- Yeah. It's been great.

So busy though.

You know what it's like
at this time of year?

So many projects. Not
enough time. (chuckles)

- Yeah, I bet.

Hey, it's all worth it, baby.

- I know.

I really wanna buy a place one day soon.

But you need so much money to
buy a place in this city now.

Am I right?

- Yeah. It's crazy.
- Yeah.

That's why we've had to
come out of the city a bit.

- Are you enjoying it all
the way out here though?

- Oh, it's just a little
change. (chuckles)

We find it more relaxing.

Laura's school is just
down a few blocks away

and the city's not too
far with the freeway.

- What is it? Like an hour?

- No. It's 35, 45 minutes.

- Hmmm.

So, are you excited for the wedding?

- Oh my god, yes. So excited.

Can you believe it's less
than two months away?

- No, I can't.

It's really creeping up, isn't it?

- Tell me about it.

I'm looking forward to the
Hen's, if I'm being honest.

- You're going to Melbourne, right?

- Yeah, like five weeks from now.

- Amazing. You guys are
gonna have such a great time.

I love Melbourne. It's so
much more European, isn't it?

- It is.

- And are you looking forward
to the bachelor party?

- Yeah, a little.

- Oh yeah, right. Just a little.

- Come on.

- What have you guys got
planned up in the GC?

- I don't know. Ask
the best man over here.

- Oh, well, um... just gonna
go out for, like, dinner

and drinks most nights.

- And do what?

- The usual stuff. I don't know.

- Lots of strippers?

- Yeah, well, some obviously.

- Obviously.

- Yeah. It should be fun.

- Yeah, it should.

- Well, I'm just honored
to be the best man

of the wedding between
my two favorite people.

- Aw, thanks, Anthony.

- Thanks man.

I'm honored that you're
my best man too, man.

- I'm really happy for you guys.

- And when are you
getting married, Anthony?

- Me? Um, I don't know.

- Well, he needs to find a girl first.

- Well, are you looking?

- Well, yeah, sort of.

- How hard are you trying, though?

Like, where are you looking?

Are you going out to
bars and clubs and stuff?

- Sometimes, when I can.

- How about online dating?
I heard that's all right.

- I don't know.

- You should give it a try.

Gets harder as you get older.
Just saying. (laughing)

- Anthony will find someone.

He's a good catch.

- Yeah.

Stranger things have happened, right?

(both laughing)

You know what?

Emily will probably get
married before Anthony does.

- [Laura] How long have it been
with your boyfriend, Emily?

- A year.
- Oh, that is cute.

- Yeah, he's a good kid. I approve.

- [Emily] Thanks, sis.

- They had their one year
anniversary a few weeks ago.

He took her to Kabasaki's.

- Oh my God. I've heard it's incredible.

Was it good?
- Yeah.

- It's amazing. We definitely
should go sometime.

- Definitely.

- Anthony, you should take
a girl there for a date.

(Chris chuckles)

- What?

- It's a bit out of Anthony's price range.

- Well, if she's special, maybe.

- I'll keep that in mind.

- Hey, Anth, you wanna go for a smoke?

- Um, nah, I'm good.

- You quit, Anth?

- Still trying. I just smoke
when I'm really fucked up now.

- (chuckles) Okay. Baby steps, right?

- [Anthony] Yeah.

- Good on you. It's such a filthy habit.

- Hmm. Yeah.

Maybe Nick will quit one day too.

- Maybe.

Hey, Anth, your beer's almost empty.

How about we go grab you another one?

I'll show you the back.

- Okay.

- Yeah, cool.

- [Emily] You excited for the wedding?

- I'm really excited. Yeah.

- There she is.

- [Anthony] Very nice.

- Thanks man.

We're still doing it up.

It's gonna look sick when it's all done.

Have barbecues and stuff in the summer.

It's gonna look good.

- Yeah. I can't wait.

I like uh, the fairy lights.

- Oh yeah. That's, that's
Laura's doing there.

- Yeah, they look good. It's cute.

- You all good, man?

- Yeah, I'm sweet. Why you ask?

- You just look really
uncomfortable in there,

and really quiet.

- I'm always uncomfortable and quiet.

- Yeah, but you gotta
try a little harder, man.

Get more involved.

- I'm trying.

I don't like social situations
with forced conversation.

I need two fucking Scotches

and a Valium just to get a haircut.

- Come on, man.

- I'm serious. I hate small talk.

Talking about work and
fucking food, come on.

- Things will get more interesting, man.

They always do. Just
gotta loosen up a bit.

You'll be fine after a few.

- Yeah.

- Hey, how about a shot?

- [Anthony] Nah.

- [Nick] Not just one.

- Nah, I really better not.

- How about a line?

- No, thank you.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah. I'm sure.

- Okay. All right.

- Do me a favor, though.

If I do ask for one later, say no.

- No worries, man.

Just try and have some fun. Okay?

You're with people you know.

- [Anthony] Not everyone.

- Oh yeah.

Victoria's little sister.

She's pretty cute, huh?

- She's 17. A bit young, don't you think?

- Yeah. I guess so.

- [Anthony] Plus she
has a boyfriend anyway.

- True.

You probably wouldn't be
able to get her anyway.

- What. And you could?

- [Nick] Of course.

- Yeah, in your dreams.

- Sometimes, if I'm being honest.

If only I was single.

- So how's your fiance? Do
you still have a fiance?

Is she all right? Is she good?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's, she's amazing.

- Yeah, she is.

- Yeah.

- You guys look really happy.
It's really nice to see.

- Thanks, man.

Things have been great lately.

- That's good. She's a good chick.

You be good to her.

- Of course I will.

(crickets chirping)

Anyway, let's head back and
try and have some fun. Okay?

It's gonna be a good night.

(feet thumping)

- [Group] Salut.

(group cheering)

- [Laura] Oh god.

Oh, it's strong.

- That never gets old.

(Laura and Emily laughing)

- [Laura] Did you like it?

(Emily laughing)

- Is that whole bottle empty?

- Yeah, we smashed it.

- You smashed it, man.

- It wasn't all me.

(indistinct talking)

- [Chris] ...with my friend, Will

I'm throwing the one darts.
- This is a good story.

- And I'm throwing darts and
I nearly hit her in the head.

(group clamoring)

Now, I think she's great,
so I go over to her and...

(door clicking)

Yo, what's going on, man? No love?

- What are you doing here?

- I'm here to get this
motherfucking party started, son.

- Party's fine without you.

- Come on. You know that's a lie.

You know everything's
boring unless I'm here.

- You're drunk. Already.

(Steve chuckles)

- Me, drunk. Do I look drunk?

I never look drunk.

If anything, I'm too sober
for this stupid fucking party.

So are you.

- You really shouldn't be here.

- Shut up, will ya?

- Why are you here?

- Boredom, maybe. I don't know.

- I don't think Nick will be too thrilled

with your presence.

- What the fuck are you talking about?

- I don't think he expected
you to show up tonight.

- Of course, he expected me to be here.

There's free booze.

I'm not one to turn down free booze.

- And the others, I don't
think they wanted you here.

- Fuck them.

They're fucking boring and annoying.

Let's just have fun, me and you.

What?

- Can you please keep your shit together

and behave yourself?
(Steve chuckles)

- Behave myself?
- Yeah.

You do have a tendency to act up.

- Act up?

- You just can't get too
fucked up and lose control.

- Okay, would you just shut
the fuck up and stop worrying?

Geez man.

You should be happy that I'm here.

I'm here for you. Okay?

I'm doing you a favor by
being here. Remember that.

I know how much you fucking hate it

in there with those people.

You can't tell me things
aren't a little bit more

fun when I'm around.

- To a point, maybe.

- Exactly.

All right. So let's just go back in there.

Stop worrying about shit.
Everything's gonna be fine.

I'm gonna be fine, so let's
just go back in there,

try to have a bit of fun.

(hand thumping)

- [Victoria] Mate, no worries.

(group laughing)

- I'm like, could you believe that?

- [Anthony] Thanks for stealing my seat.

- Tough titties.
(group laughing)

- Hi.

- Hi.

- [Laura] That's funny though.

- [Speaker] Because it's important.

- All right, who's ready for
some other motherfucking shots?

Yeah?

- Hey, we just had one, man.

- Come on, man. You can't
make me have one by myself.

- Come on, man. Let's slow down.

- Come on. Don't be fucking pussies.

Huh?

You look like you'll have one.

All right, come on, motherfuckers.

Raise your glasses. Yeah, let's do this.

Come on. Glasses, glasses.

Thank you. Thank you.

- Okay, let's just, yep.

- Thank you. All right.

- You guys ready?
- All right. Everyone glasses.

Come on. Here we go.

- [Nick] Yep.

- To Nick and Laura.

To a beautiful wedding
and an amazing honeymoon.

- Thanks man.
- Nick and Laura.

- Nick and Laura.
- Thanks, guys.

- Whoa, that's some good shit.

Woo.

- So where are you going
for your honeymoon?

Chris never tells me anything.

- I tell you all the time.
You just never listen.

- I think I'd remember, darling.

- Thailand. We're going to Thailand.

- Oh. Amazing.

Why Thailand?

- Beaches, sun?

- Cool.

- I'm sure it'll be beautiful.

I personally wouldn't
go Asia myself, though.

Oh. Maybe the Maldives.

- [Nick] Yeah. We're looking
forward to it though. So.

- How long will we be going for?

- Two weeks.

- Amazing.

- Hey, be careful with
them lady boys, huh?

- We'll, be fine, man.

- That's not really that much
of a thing though, right?

- Oh, yeah it is.

- All right, we'll be really
careful. Thanks, Chris.

- Well, have I not told you this story

about my friend Will in Thailand?

- Hey, you can't really talk though.

What about in that, you
know that little time

between you and Nick and
that lovely Thai lady, huh?

What about that time?

- What Thai lady?

- Uh, maybe I shouldn't.

- No, come on.

- Please don't.

- Oh, come on. It's fine.

It happened, what, 10 years ago?

- [Nick] Don't.

- Come on. We're all friends here.

- I said no.

- Baby, I can handle it.

(Steve laughing)

- Handle. That's a funny
word in this story.

- Oh my god. Just tell us.

- It's really not that bad.

Okay, what happened was, okay,
Nick and Chris were young.

They were like, what, 20 or something.

This was a while ago, and
they decided they're gonna go

to a brothel together.

And I mean, like a cheap, Thai brothel

here in Sydney, right.

And they were a bit poor at the time,

so they kind of decided
that they were gonna go in

with the lady of the night together.

- Can you not?

- No, it's fine. It's
all part of the story.

It's nearly finished. Anyway.

(Steve laughing)

So the Thai lady is sitting
between 'em both, right.

And I think, I think
Nick was going for it,

if you know what I mean.

And the Thai lady
thought it would be funny

to put Chris's hands on
Nick's balls. (chuckles)

And Nick, he didn't even know any better.

He just thought it was
the Thai lady's hand.

He's having a good old time.

And Chris kept pulling his hand
away, but the Thai lady kept

putting his hand back,
and Nick had no idea.

And it wasn't until after he
nutted that he realized he came

while his best friend
(group laughing)

was holding his balls.

(group laughing)

I mean, Laura, I know you
got Nick by the balls,

but Chris literally had him by the balls.

(group laughing)

- Nice. Thanks.

I'm going to the bathroom.

- Hey, you want Chris to come
hold it for you? (laughing)

(group laughing)

- Good one, dick head.

- Oh, I think I upset him.

- Don't give him any ammunition.

- I've actually never heard
that before. It was great.

- Hey, hey.

Where you going?

- I'm going for a piss.

- Just a piss?

- What's it to you?

- You're going for a line, aren't you?

- No.

- Hey, come on. Give me one.

- I haven't got anything left.

- Bullshit.
- I haven't.

- Bullshit. I fucking know
you rack up little babies.

You've probably still got a full bag.

- Look, I'm not going
to give you any, okay.

- Why not?

- 'Cause I'm fucking not.

- Come on, just one little baby.

- No.

- Just one little baby.

Look, that's all I'm asking for.

I'll leave you alone, I promise.

- Okay, just one, okay? Hurry up.

(door clicking)

All right. So that's all you're getting.

All right?

- Okay. Sure. yeah.

- You having a good time?

- Yeah, man. Yeah, it's
a pretty swell night.

- I'm glad, man.

Do you mind slowing down
a little bit, though?

- Why, do I look pretty fucked?

- [Nick] Yeah, a little bit.

- I'll be fine.

Okay, just have this and
just straighten out. Okay?

- [Steve] Okay, sure.

- I mean, can you stop embarrassing me?

- Oh, come on. We're just having fun.

- I know, but just, there's some things

the girls don't need to hear, okay?

- Okay, sure. All right.

- [Nick] Good.

(Nick sniffing)

Oh, one more thing.

You can't tell Laura
about this shit. Okay?

She thinks I'm off this.

If she finds out, she'll fucking kill me.

- Okay. I won't say anything.

- [Nick] All right? All right?

- Okay.

(Steve sniffing)

- Why didn't you ever tell me that story?

- Because it's embarrassing.

- I'm not judging.

- I know. But it's Chris
and he's our friend.

- Hey man.
- Hey.

- You mind if I just grab a smoke?

- Yeah, sure.

- Legend. Thanks, man.

(crickets chirping)

- [Anthony] Did you have a line?

- No, I was sucking Nick off.

Of course I had a fucking line.

- How is it?

- It's all right, I guess.

Kind of wish I didn't
have the first one though,

'cause now I'm gonna want more.

- Well, you shouldn't have had any.

- Okay, dad.

You should have one next time.

Might help you talk a bit more.

- There's not gonna be a next time.

- (chuckles) We both know that's a lie.

Why don't you want one?

- Because it's not ours.

Plus, I don't even like it that much.

And it fucks my head the next day.

(Steve laughing)

- I think you're past the
point of no return, champ.

Tomorrow is tomorrow. Just
worry about today, my friend.

- You think Nick will
give you another one?

- He'll give me one more. He always does.

- Yeah, probably.

- Don't worry, I got you covered.

I'll get one more and
then I'll hook you up.

- All right.

- Don't worry about it. Anyway.

Who are we fucking tonight?

- Fucking?

- Yeah, fucking.

- We're not fucking anybody.

- You don't want to fuck
anyone in that room?

- [Anthony] No.

- You're telling me you
don't want any of that sweet

little piece of ass in there?

- No.

- Why the fuck not?

- Because she's 17.

- [Steve] So what?

- And she's got a boyfriend.

- Like that worries you.

(door clicking)
- What does that mean?

- It doesn't matter. Okay, look.

If you don't try and fuck her, I will.

I don't mind trying for both.

- Wait, what do you mean both?

- Look.

I still really wanna fuck Laura.

- What?

- I still really wanna fuck Laura.

- Yeah, I heard you. What
the fuck are you thinking?

- I'm thinking about putting
my penis inside of her vagina

and thrusting really hard.

- No, I mean, why are you thinking that?

That's our best friend's fiance.

- Fuck nick. He doesn't deserve her.

Me and her are meant to be together.

- No, you're fucking not.
Stop saying this shit.

- I'm still in love with her.
What do you want me to do?

- I said stop.

- Aren't you supposed to
be the romantic one here?

Can't you see the romance between us?

- No, I see a fucking asshole

who can't control his fucking dick.

- Don't be mean.

- No, don't be a fucking-
- No, no, no, on, no.

Let me do my thing. Okay?

- It's wrong.

- No, no, no, no, no.

Nick being with Laura is wrong.

I know it. You know it.

Everyone fucking knows it.

- Well, they'll be married
soon. So good luck.

- Maybe I'll just murder him then.

I'm joking.

Jesus fucking Christ.
Lighten up a bit, will you?

All right, fine.

I'll just try and fuck Emily then.

- No. That's not what I meant.

- Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Just relax. Okay?

Let's just get back in there
to this shit fucking party.

Try and liven things up a bit. Okay?

Okay?

(upbeat music)

Ah, speak of the angel.

- Hey.

- [Steve] Well, hello.

- What are you doing
hanging out in the kitchen?

- Ah, you know me. Just
hanging out in the kitchen.

Chilling, killing in the kitchen.

- (chuckles) You've been in here a while.

- What? Are you timing me now?

- No.

- Well, you miss me.

That's it, isn't it?

You miss me, don't you?

- Shut up.

- Ah. You didn't say you didn't.

- You're an idiot.

- So what are you doing
in the kitchen then,

aside from being the kitchen guard?

- I have come to cut up some more limes.

- [Steve] Oh.

You want help?

- I think I can manage.

- You know, I'm really
good at cutting up lime.

- Why are you being so weird?

- Why are you being so cold?

- I'm not being cold.

- Yeah, you are

- I'm not being cold.
What do you want me to do?

- I'm not gonna answer that.

- Good.

- I do miss you, you know.

- What?

- I miss you.

You know, like, as a friend,

I feel like we haven't
seen each other in ages.

- Yeah, I miss you too.

- It's always nice to see you.

You know, I actually liked
hanging out with you.

Unlike other girlfriends who are annoying

and or make their boyfriends act weird.

Not mentioning any names.

It's the other couple in the room.

Just can't stand to be
around 'em, you know?

But you, you're cool.

I actually like hanging out with you.

- Well, thanks. That's
very nice of you to say.

- It's the truth.

- Anyway, I have
successfully cut the limes.

- You sure about that? Those
wedges look pretty shitty.

- Fuck off.

- So cute when you tell me to fuck off.

(dishes clacking)

- You are a weirdo.

- Hey, come here.

Give me a hug.

- Okay.

All right. Well, I'm gonna head back in.

(Chris laughing)

- Italy was so good.

Like, we went to Rome, Venice,
Milan, up, down, all around.

(group laughing)

- Did you like Milan?

- Oh, I loved it. It was amazing.

- Oh yeah.
- Yeah.

- There's just something about that city.

Just being one of the fashion capitals

of the world and all that, it's amazing.

- Cool.

- Your sister really likes saying

the word amazing, doesn't she?

- Yeah. I've really noticed before.

- Really?

It's the first thing I noticed about her.

It's like every second word.

- (chuckles) You're right.

- How about this.

Every time she says the word amazing,

you and I are going to have a drink.

- Okay.

- To eat a real local
Italian meal. Amazing.

- [Nick] Well, did you like it though?

- [Chris] Yeah, it was all right.

- Only all right?

You said you loved it when we were there.

- Yeah, I know.

But then we went to better places.

I mean, it's just another city
at the end of the day. Right?

- You don't know what
you're talking about.

- Where'd you guys stay?

- Oh, the location was amazing.

We were in a hotel just around
the corner from the Duomo.

So central to everything.
Right next to the metro.

- Can you stop creeping on her, please?

- I'm not fucking creeping on her.

- You are. Stop it.

- Have you seen those
legs though? God damn.

I want them wrapped around my face.

- [Laura] What was the hotel called?

- It was called the Armani
Hotel, Milano. Five stars.

You should have seen our room.

- Was it amazing?

- So amazing.

(Emily chuckles)
- That sounds so good.

- [Victoria] It was.
I highly recommend it.

As I said before, it's
probably one of the best places

- Well, I'm done.

- [Laura] Well, I hope Nick

- takes me one day.
- Me too.

- Shall we get another drink?

- Sure.

(Victoria laughing)

- Where are you guys going?

- Get another drink.

Have you ever had a Long
Island iced tea before?

- [Emily] No.

- No? Heh.

Well, I make the best Long Islands.

- [Emily] Sounds good.

- Now, I don't exactly
have everything I need,

but just gonna have to make do.

Fuck me.

You know, you're the only one
in there that's not boring

the absolute fucking
shit out of me right now.

- (chuckles) Thanks.

Seriously.

Like,

(door clicking)

I can't believe there was a time

where I used to party
with these guys, you know?

(glass clacking)

Like, we used to, we
used to have fun, man.

You know?

Now they're just old and boring.

I'm glad you're here tonight, though.

Yeah. I'm, I'm glad to be here too.

Look, I don't care if they
wanna be old and boring.

That's fine, okay.

But you and I, we're gonna have some fun.

Here we go.
(liquid trickling)

- [Victoria] What are you guys making?

Oh hey. Just making some Long Islands.

You guys want one?

- [Chris] Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Fuck yeah.

Sweet. I'll make 'em for everyone.

Nick, Laura.

- [Laura] Yeah.

- I'm making Long Islands.

(indistinct talking)

What's with that reaction?

Laura loves my Long Islands.

- Do I?

- [Chris] Brings it back, doesn't it?

- [Nick] It's been a while.

[Nick] All right. Okay,
we're all having one?

- [Group] Yeah.

- Okay.

- Did you pour a bloody
whole distillery in there?

- Come join us on the other side.

- All right, okay. Here we go.

That's for you. That's for you.

That's for you, and
that's for you, darling.

- [Emily] Thanks.

- [Steve] Cheers.

- Ah.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Mmm.

Oh my god. That's strong. (laughing)

- [Steve] Uh, yeah.

- So, you and Emily seem
to be getting along well.

(Steve chuckles)

- Yeah, she's a cool girl.

- She is.

- Are you jealous?

- Oh my god. Jealous of what?

- You're jealous, aren't you?

- No, definitely not.

- Uh-huh.

Look, it's not my fault that
the girl I'm in love with

seems to be getting
married to my best friend.

- Oh my god. Shut up.

- Love ya.

- Yeah. So, like, in the kitchen-

Ah, fuck.

Shit, man. What the fuck was that for?

- Hey, man. Just showing
my affection, bro.

- Not so fucking hard, man. Geez.

- What are you looking at?
You want some love too, boy?

- Don't even think about it. All right.

- Come on over here, big boy.
- Hey.

Don't come near me, man.
- What are you gonna do?

- I'll fucking smash you.

(both laughing)

(cup clacking)

- Oh shit. (laughing)

I'm so sorry.

Hey, I, um...

I'll get you, I'll make you another one.

- No, it's fine.
- I'll make another one.

Hey, where's your mop, man?

- Don't worry about it.

Everyone just get back
to the other room. Okay?

Just get out to the other room.

- Hey. I'm sorry, man.

- I'm sorry.
- We'll, we'll clean up.

Guys, thank you. Thank you.

Okay. Thanks.

- I'll make us something else.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Telling you guys, you have
bought at a very good time.

This area is booming.

- Yeah. You think it's a good area?

- Oh, it's on the rise.

I've been selling a lot of houses lately.

- Yeah. Killing it, brother.

- You can say that.

- That is very reassuring to
hear 'cause we weren't sure.

So.

- Yeah. I mean, our first house, you know.

Jitters.

- Yeah, no, that's, that's very normal

for first time home owners.

But give it five or six years

and you'll be definitely seeing...

(glass clanking)

- What are you doing?

- You know what that means?

- Really?

Yeah, really. Come on, man.

You're drinking that way
too slow. Skull that bitch.

- Why?

- Oh, I put a coin in his drink,

which means he has to
down that motherfucker.

- I'm not downing anything.

- Why not, man?

- 'Cause we're not kids
anymore, all right?

Let's grow up.

- Come on, man. What?

You've gone soft, you can't
have one drink anymore?

- Mate, that's a Long Island.

There's, like, five shots in that.

- Pussy.

- Pussy? Man, I could drink
you under the table any day.

(Steve laughing)

- You're joking. Right?

When have you ever been
able to drink more than me?

- All the time, because I can
handle my drink, unlike you,

who just becomes a sloppy fuck?

- What? A sloppy-

When am I a sloppy fuck?

- All the time.

- Like, when?

- Really?

- Yeah. Give me an example.

- Okay, what about last
Christmas, when this dick head

almost got us kicked out
of every bar in Byron Bay

and almost arrested.

- Okay, to be fair, who says
it was just me that got us

kicked out of those places?

- Well, I'm pretty sure you
were the only one getting

your cock out on the dance floor.

- I did no such thing.
(group laughing)

- You can't take this guy anywhere.

- And what amazes me is how
you get into these places

in the first place.

- Well, hey, what can I
say, man? I'm a great actor.

When I'm in that line,
I'm all straight-faced.

You know what I mean? That stare.

The second I get past that
bouncer, I'm just like (screams).

- And then get kicked
out shortly after, man.

- Yeah, well, look.

I mean, it's not a pub crawl if you stay

in the same place anyway, right?

- Aye, if that's the way
you want look at it, okay.

- Yeah. I think so.

The the point is, I can
drink way more than you.

- Okay. Well, congratulations.

- Come on. Byron was fun though, yeah?

- Yeah. It was pretty good.
- Yeah. (laughing)

- Yeah, I can't wait to go this Christmas.

- You guys going to Byron?

- Yeah. And Nick and Laura, too.

It should be amazing.

- Cool.

- Yeah, well, I've never been there before

and everyone seems to enjoy it, so.

- Make sure you try 'em hash brownies

when you're up there, yeah?

- Oh no. I'll be okay.

- Why not?

- I don't do drugs.

- Drugs? What drugs?

It's weed.

- Yeah, and weed is a drug.

- Okay. Well, it's not a drug.

I mean, caffeine's a drug.

Alcohol's a drug, but you seem to be okay

sipping on your cocktail there.

- It's different.

- How is it different?

- It's better.

- How is it any worse than alcohol though?

- It is in so many ways.

- Like how? Tell me.

- Well, firstly, it fries your brain.

- So does porn, apparently.

- What?

- A little bit of weeded
here and there is fine.

- I wouldn't say psychosis is fine.

- Psychosis is linked with a high use

in a small percentage of people.

Look, I'm not talking about
complete stoners anyway.

I'm talking about occasionally,

socially, you know, here and there.

- Well, weed is a gateway
drug. That is the real problem.

- My god. Weed is not
a fucking gateway drug.

Like, when will you ever see a stoner

sitting at home on their
couch high off their face

into a bag of Cheetos and going,

"Fuck, I could really use
a line of coke right now."

Like, it doesn't fucking happen.

You know what the real gateway drug is?

This. Alcohol.

- Yeah, but people who
smoke weeded are more likely

to try harder drugs.

- And people who drink
alcohol are more likely

to make bad decisions.

Like, do harder drugs like coke or pills.

Trust me, this, this is definitely
the most fucked up drug.

- Wait, wait, wait. Worse
than heroin or meth?

- Yeah. I mean, like
as a whole to society.

Definitely worse than weed.

- How?

- How?

What do you mean how?

Alcohol kills so many people,
from alcohol poisoning.

Fucks your heart, brain,
liver, everything.

Causes car crashes, aggressiveness, anger,

which leads to alcohol fueled violence,

ruins families, relationships.

Does weed do any of that?

No.

Okay, okay.

Do you know how many people have overdosed

on weed in history?

Zero.

Zero. That's right.

Yet, but for some reason alcohol is fine

and weed is demonized.

Like, I just don't understand
how it's still illegal.

- So you think we should
make marijuana legal?

- Yeah. I think we should make
all drugs legal, actually.

- What?
- Wait. You mean all drugs?

- Yeah. I think we should
make all drugs legal.

At least decriminalized.

- Well, I agree with
you with the weed thing,

but I'm not quite sure
about all drugs, you know?

- Okay, well, hear me out.

- No, no, no, no, no.
That is fucking crazy.

- Well, how? How's it crazy?

- Well, firstly. People
would do more drugs.

- No, no. See, that's just not true.

See, people are already doing drugs.

I can pick up my phone right
now and have any drug I want

delivered here in less
than, like, half an hour.

Making it legal is not gonna change that.

- Yeah, but making it legal
makes it even easier to do that.

- I don't think it's the
right approach still, man.

- And what is, man? Like the war on drugs?

The failing war on drugs, I should say.

Which is nothing but a fucking
waste of time and money.

(hands thumping)
- Making it legal

makes it socially acceptable.

Is that the message you
want to send to kids, huh?

- Well, hang on. And what is?

The alcohol industry
advertising their brands

at sporting events for kids?

Is that the right message, or
is the alcohol industry paying

billions of dollars to
have their brands plastered

all over movies and TV?

Is that the right message?

- It's not the same thing.

- No, it is the same.

- No. Drugs fuck people up.

- So does alcohol. That, that's my point.

They are exactly the same thing.

Yet for some reason, it's
normalized to drink alcohol.

But the second you, you take a
pill or snort a line of coke,

you're fucking turned into
a criminal or a junkie.

- It's because you are.

- Do you see how fucking
backwards you are?

People who do drugs aren't bad people.

How about instead of
spending billions of dollars

on trying to arrest these people

and turn them into criminal,

we spend that money on research education

and, and helping these people.

- Now why help druggies? Fuck 'em.

- Fuck 'em?

Do you realize that most people with drug

and alcohol problems have underlying

mental health issues, dude.

That's why we need to treat
this as a mental health issue

and not go turning these
people into criminals.

- No, that's just an excuse for drinking

and doing drugs, man.

- Speaking of drinks, you know what?

Why don't we make some
more of these cocktails-

- So, you don't think
addiction is a disease?

- Stop saying disease, all right.

Now, cancer, that's a disease.
Not fucking addiction.

Hey, how about we spend our
taxpayer money curing that,

not giving junkies an excuse, huh?

- An excuse?

You do realize this is a huge
health issue for this country.

Decriminalizing drugs
will mean we can actually

give these people a chance
at helping themselves.

Stop crime, stop people from dying.

- All right, all right, all right.

Let's live in a world where everyone

can do drugs and it's okay.

That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

- Portugal decriminalized
drugs 20 years ago

and it's worked there.

Less crime, less overdose, less death.

- That's fucking Portugal, man.

- Okay, well, shut the
fuck up and let me finish.

- No. What works for one country
doesn't work for another.

- Uruguay has decriminalized drugs.

- Uruguay. Tiny, little shit countries.

- Shut the up and let me finish.

These countries have decriminalized drugs

and it's working there.

- I'm sorry, but it wouldn't work.

- Yeah, man. I don't think
it's gonna work either.

- Hang on. How can you say that?

What the fuck are you
basing your argument on?

- What are you basing your argument on?

- I've actually done my research on this.

I fucking know what I'm talking about.

- Just let it go, bro.

- I'm sorry. No.

But I think I know more
than you guys on this.

- Victoria's a lawyer.

I think she knows a bit
more than you. Sorry.

- What the fuck would she know?

No offense. I don't think
she knows fucking anything.

I've actually done my research.

- Off Wikipedia?

Okay. Good one, Professor Dipshit.

- Shut the fuck up, man.

There's no point in fucking
arguing with you, you dumb fuck.

- Guys, just calm down.
- Me dumb?

- Yeah, yeah. No, I'm sorry.
(Chris laughing)

But you're so fucking trapped in your own

little fucking bubble,
you don't actually realize

how the real world works.

- What are you talking
about, you fucking moron?

- [Nick] Guys.

- You're calling me the moron?

- Yes.
- [Nick] Guys.

- You,
- Yes.

- who sells fucking
houses is arguing with me

who has a degree, and
you're calling me the moron?

You're the fucking moron, you stupid fuck.

- Do you listen to when you speak,

or do you just ramble?
- Do you?

You're not actually saying anything

that makes logical sense.

Why don't you just shut the fuck up

and stop talking.
- Me? Shut up, man.

- Shut the fuck up.
(hands thumping)

You're both just as fucked as each other.

What, you want to fucking
just take his side

on everything now?

You can both fuck each other
as far as I'm concerned.

Fuck this shit. I need a drink.

- Oh, mother-

(refrigerator thumping)

- Fuck me. Chris is such a dick.

- What the fuck was that?

- What do you mean?

- [Anthony] Why are
you acting, like, this?

- Acting like what?

- Acting like a fucking dick.

- I'm not acting like a dick. Okay?

I'm reacting to Chris
acting like a fucking dick.

- Either way, can you stop?

- Why?

- [Anthony] Because you're
upsetting our friends.

- Our friends?

You think those fuckers
in there are our friends?

- Of course they're our friends.

- No, they're not. Not anymore.

- What does that mean?

- Bingo.

- What are you doing? What's that?

- Those fuckers in there
are giving me a headache.

Don't worry about it.

- What's wrong with you?

- Look.

Chris and Nick, they're
fucking butt buddies now,

and we're nothing.

Okay. You think they
can make time to see us?

No. They can't even invite us
on their little fucking trip.

But, but they'll invite
us to see their big, new

fucking house in the
middle of butt fuck nowhere

and sit around the whole night telling us

all about their new fancy jobs.

When do you think we're
ever gonna see them again?

- They're busy.

- Everyone's busy, Anthony.

Face it. They don't give
a fuck about us anymore.

Okay?

They're on the fucking next
step to getting married,

and because we're still
single, we're nothing now.

They're too good for us.

Fuck them.

We'll go hang out with other friends.

- What other friends?
There are no other friends.

- We'll make new friends then.

- Why? You'll just fuck
that up for me too.

- What the fuck does that mean?

- It means all you ever do
is fuck things up for me.

- Wow.

And how do I do that exactly?

- You get too drunk, act
like a fucking dick head

and no wants to be around us.

- Oh, get fucked. That's not true.

- Yes it is.

All you ever do is embarrass
me, and I'm the one has to

pick up the pieces and deal with it.

- Oh, well, poor you.

You know, you bring this upon yourself.

You know that?
- Fuck off.

Listen. You're gonna go back there.

Stop acting like a fucking asshole.

Stop creeping on the girls
and stop winding Chris up.

- What? Chris is a fucking dick, though.

- Shut the fuck up. He's there for me.

- So you're gonna go in there,
and you're gonna apologize.

- Get fucked. I'm not apologizing.

- Listen to me. You're gonna
apologize or go the fuck home.

Do you understand?

- Fine.

- Whatever you say, boss.

Every time we catch up,
every time, this happens.

Why?
- It's okay, man.

- Sorry I lost my cool, guys.

- It's okay, man.

- Thanks, man.

Come on, mate. You know I love you.

Mmmwa.

- You know you drive me crazy, right?

- Yeah. I see a little smile there.

Aye. (laughing)

Who wants to play a game, yeah?

- Like a board game?

- What? No, not a fucking board game.

A drinking game.

- [Nick] I don't know, man.

I just feel like chilling out, man.

- Come on, man. We've been
chilling out all night.

Let's have some fun. Yeah?

- [Laura] Yeah. I'm down.

- See? Laura's down.

Let's clear this shit,

get some cards and a big ass cup.

- [Victoria] What game are we playing?

- Kings.

- Dick.

- Lick.

- Stick.
- Baaa, already had that.

- Really?
- Victoria said it first.

- Oh fuck. She did too.

- (laughing) Drink up, baby.

- Cheers, lads.

- Okay, my turn.

- What's wrong?

- I think the coke's wearing off.

- Just don't think about it.

(bottle clacking)
- Fuck that.

- What? Are you gonna
try and get some more?

- Of course I am. Right now.

- [Laura] Okay, you're up.

- Alright, here we go.

- [Laura] Oh.

- Shit.

- King, baby.

Pour it in. Pour it in.

- All right, here we go.

- [Laura] Ooh.

- Plop.

- That's gross.

- All guys, I'm gonna get another drink.

- I'm just gonna go get a smoke.

- [Laura] Oh my gosh.

(Emily laughing)

(flames crackling)

(lighter clacking)

- [Steve] Thanks for the smoke.

Should've bought a pack myself.

- All good.

- Should've bought something else too.

- What do you mean?

- You know.

- Well, you already had one.

- Yeah, but I kinda want another one.

- No.

- What do you mean, no?

- Well, you said one,
and that's all you get.

- Come on, man.

Hey, look, I had a big night, man.

And I'm, I'm falling asleep here, man.

I could use a little pick me up.

- No.

- Nick, please, man.

Come on. I'm, I'm begging you, man.

Just one more. That's it.

I swear, and then I won't,
I won't bother you anymore.

- No.

- I'll tell Laura.

- Don't you fucking even.

- I'm kidding.

Seriously. Come on, man.

Just one more. That's all I'm asking for.

Just one more.

Nick, please.

Pretty please.

- Fine.

- We can have one now?

- No, I just had one.

- All right, give me the bag.

I'll make myself one more
and then that's it, okay?

Please, Nick, then I'll leave you alone

for the rest of the night.

I promise.

- Fine.

But don't have too much.

- Do I ever?

- [Chris] This game, we put
everything in the kitchen sink

into that glass, pepper,
milk, olive oil, everything.

Yeah, that's right.

- Did you drink it?
- Nah.

Some guy did. He vomited everywhere?

- [Victoria] That's disgusting.

- [Chris] We don't hang
out with him anymore.

(indistinct talking)

He refused to hang with us again.

(group laughing)

- Quick, close the door.

- Whoa, whoa, easy.

- [Steve] Pussy.

Here, have it.

- It's a lot, no?

- Just fucking have it.

(Anthony sniffing)

Thatta boy.

(Steve sniffing)

- What are you doing?

- Saving some for later.

- Don't fucking do that.

- Shut up.

- [Anthony] Are you fucking serious?

- He won't know the difference.

- [Anthony] You're
stealing off Nick. Really?

Come on.

- Anthony, cocaine is bad for you.

Nick has a coke problem.

If anything, we're helping him out.

(surface clacking)

(upbeat music)

- [Laura] Ugh.

- Ugh.

(Chris coughing)

- [Nick] I hate that game.

- [Laura] Yeah. Fuck waterfall.

- Ugh.

- What?

- What the fuck was that?

- What was what?

- You are quite the
illusionist, aren't you?

- Fuck you talking about, man?

- You stopped drinking.

Kept your bottle to your mouth,
but you stopped drinking.

- Nah, I didn't.

- You were after me, yet
you finished with more beer

in your bottle than I did.

- So what?

- So stop being a fucking bitch.

Fucking Laura drank more than you.

- Who gives a shit?

- Hey, if we're gonna play a game,

at least play it right so that it's fair.

- Sorry, we're not all
alcoholics like you are.

- What the fuck did you say?

- (laughing) You heard me.

- Guys, just calm down. Yeah?

- Loser.

- Hey, just drop it. Okay?

Pick a card.

(bottle clacking)

- Six for the dicks.

Drink up you cock sucking dick fucks.

Wait, actually, before you do, hang on.

(chair creaking)

I'd like to make another toast.

- How many toast do you want to do?

- Why don't you shut the
fuck up for a second.

I just want to say another congratulations

to Nick and Laura, who are
proving that any relationship

can work with a little
bit of perseverance.

I mean, after all, these
guys have had more breaks

than Bondi Beach.

Get it? 'Cause of the waves breaking.

- [Nick] Yeah, we get it.

It's just not that funny.

- Yeah, it is.

Look, I just wanna say congratulations

to you in particular, Nick.

You have somehow managed
to reel in this beauty.

I mean, we all know he is
punching well above his weight.

But maybe Laura sees something
in Nick that we don't.

I mean, after all, it is
pretty hard to see Nick

most of the time 'cause he's
such a fucking short ass.

Um, ahem.

In all seriousness,
though, I love you guys

and hope you have a great life together.

- [Nick] Okay, thanks.

- Now, the dicks drink.

(bottle clacking)

Ah.

Your turn.

- Never have I ever, right?

- [Victoria] Not again.

- Oh yeah. Come on.

Three fingers up, everybody.

- I don't know what else to say.

- Just say something you've
never done before, you know.

I'm sure there's plenty
you haven't done yet.

- Okay.

Never have I ever been to a nightclub.

- I hope not.

- Okay. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Come on.

We need to be thinking a bit
more harder situations. Yeah?

Laura, come on. You're up.

- Never have I ever had a threesome.

- It always gets sexual, doesn't it?

- Is there any other way?

Why aren't you drinking, by the way?

- What?

You and Chris need to be drinking,

'cause you guys had a
threesome with that hooker.

- Oh, fuck off, man. That doesn't count.

- Yeah, it does.

- Fuck off.

- Come on. Drink up, ball brothers.

- Shut the fuck up, huh?

- What? You're not gonna drink to that?

- No.

- Fine, fucking pussies.

All right. Go, Nick.

Fine, whatever. Never have I ever.

- All right. Never have
I ever drunk alcohol.

- No, what the fuck? No.
Don't fucking drink to that.

What the fuck? You can't say that.

- Why not?

- Firstly, 'cause it's fucking stupid.

Secondly, you can't say something
that you've already done.

- Yeah, you can.

- How can you say, never have I ever

followed by something you've done?

- Fine. Never have I ever been to space.

(Chris laughing)

- Nice one, smart ass.

All right.

Never have I ever made out
with someone of the same sex.

- Ooh.

- No.

- What? I tried some
stuff when I was younger.

- [Steve] Hey. Nice.

The fuck you looking at me for?

- You're not gonna drink, man?

- Why the fuck would I drink?

- Your Brazilian boyfriend.

- Well, no, okay.

No, that was a woman to me, okay?

So no, I'm not gonna
fucking drink to that.

- That counts.

- Look. Okay, no.

If I had got with a dude,
I would happily drink.

But like I said, that's
a woman in my book.

So I'm not gonna count my
Brazilian friend as a dude.

- That's a dude in my books, man.

- Sorry, man. I do agree.

- What? Fuck off.

Okay, girls, what do you
think? Do I have to drink?

- No.

- Thank you.
- I think you do.

Sorry. But God only made man and woman.

You are what you're born as.

- Jesus Christ. Where the
fuck did you find this thing?

Emily? Do I have to drink?

- No. I don't think you should drink.

- Thank you.

See, the fucking teenager has
more of an open-minded brain.

How are you guys even sisters?

- We're half sisters actually.

- Really?

Same mom or dad?

- [Victoria] Same dad.

- Ah, that makes more sense.

So Emily clearly gets
all of her good looks

from her mom's side. (laughing)

Well, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Fucking you're, you're
beautiful too, Victoria.

I mean, come on. Emily is just
a goddess though, isn't she?

We can all agree on that, right?

Even Nick said he'd tap her,
if he was single, obviously.

- [Nick] Let's just get back to the game.

- Sure.

Okay, baby. Your turn.

- Oh, I, I don't know what to say.

- Ah, now you sound like sisters.

- [Chris] Say anything.

- It's not easy.

- Think of something.

- Can you skip me?

- [Steve] No.

- I don't know.

- Just say something.

- Never have I ever paid for sex.

- What the fuck? Why would you say that?

- I don't know.

All the guys talking about hookers before.

- [Steve] Okay. No, see,
that's not fair though.

- Why?

- Well, firstly, it's a
gender-specific question.

So I don't think any of you
girls would ever pay for sex.

And just from the stories
we've told tonight,

you know that us guys have.

- So?

- So you gotta make it
a bit more specific.

Like, put a timeframe on
it or say something else.

- Fine.

Never have I ever paid
for sex in the last year.

- Mmm. Interesting.

Come on, man.

- What?

- You're not gonna drink to that?

- Shut the fuck up, man.
Stop fucking around.

- Nick, why is he saying you should drink?

Have you fucked a prostitute this year?

- No. Why would I a prostitute?

- That's what I want to know.

- I haven't fucked a prostitute.

- Don't lie to me. Just tell me the truth.

- I haven't a prostitute, Laura.

- I can tell when you're lying, Nick.

Just tell me.

- I'm not lying.

- You're making me angrier,
because you keep on lying.

Just tell me the truth.

- There's nothing to tell, honey.

- Then why the fuck would he
say that if it's not true?

- 'Cause he...

- Have you?
- Can we just do this

another time?
- No, we can't.

Have you fucked a prostitute
- Don't make me do this

in front of everybody else.
- This year?

I don't care. Tell me truth.

- Okay.

Yes, I have.

- Baby, can we...

- Why?

- I don't know.

- Tell me why.

- I, I can't tell you why.

I don't know why.

- What did I do to make you feel like

you have to pay someone for sex?

Am I not good enough for you?

- No. It's not like that.

- Then why, Nick. Why?

- Come on, baby.
- Don't fucking touch me.

You're a fucking pig and
you're never gonna change.

I hate you.
- Babe.

- [Laura] Don't talk to me.

- Babe.

Thanks a lot, you fucking asshole.

- Oh, sorry man.

I thought she knew.

- Why the fuck would I tell her, you dick?

- What? No, hang on.

You can't blame all this on me.

She asked the question.
- Oh.

- Oh, fuck off.

- What?

Okay. Okay, look. I'm sorry.

Okay, look. No no.

Hey, I'll go straighten things out.

- And what are you gonna say?

- Don't worry. I'll know what to say.

(Laura sobbing)

Hey.

I'm sorry about that.

- What are you apologizing for?

You're not the one who paid for sex...

while being engaged.

- Still. It wasn't my place to say.

- Doesn't matter.

- I'm still sorry.

I mean, I don't want to
cause shit between you two.

- Why do guys have to lie?

- We don't all lie.

- After our break, I just
wanted everything to be open

and honest between us.

Tell each other everything.

- Have you told him everything?

- Since the break? Yeah.

- Still not everything, though.

- We started fresh.

- Heh, okay.

- What?

- Nothing.

- No. What is it?

- I didn't say anything.

- Has Nick cheated on me with
other girls since our break?

- Come on.

- [Laura] Tell me.

- Laura, you know I love you.

And I'll always be 100% honest with you.

And I could never lie to you.

So I can't answer that question.

- Why?

- I don't know.

- What's wrong with me?

- Nothing is wrong with you.

I would give anything to
be with you. Any guy would.

If I'm being honest though.

Like, what did you expect?

I mean, you know what he's like.

- I'm such a fucking idiot.

- You're not an idiot.

Can I just ask why though?

- Why what?

- Why him and not me?

- What?

- Why him? I, I just don't get it.

- Oh. Don't make me do this.

- You can't sit there and tell me

that we're not perfect for each other.

We have so much more in common.

Like, we are so similar in so many ways.

Why can't you see that?

- It doesn't matter. Things
are the way that they are.

- Fine.

If you ever change your mind, I'm here.

You know, I would've
treated you like a princess.

- Stop it.

- Nah, nah, nah.

I know you're with Nick, but...

I, I really would have
treated you like a princess.

We actually would've
been so perfect together.

- Maybe.

- No. No maybe.

Definitely.

And I would've never have hurt you.

- Well, I fucked up, didn't I?

- Yeah, you did.

- No.

- Come on. Don't fight this.

- What the fuck, I said no!

- What?

What the fuck are you doing?

- I thought we were having a moment.

- Are you fucking sick?

- What?

- I'm with Nick, you fucking idiot.

Oh, you think because we have one fight

that we're gonna break up?

And then what? You can just swoop in?

- Swoop in?

Fine, go back to your coke-head
cheating boyfriend then,

you fucking idiot.

- Fuck you. You're a fucking asshole.

- Don't you fucking dare
say a word about this.

I will tell Nick everything.

- Fuck you. You wouldn't dare.

- Don't test me, girl.

Fuck.

(tense music)

- What's going on?

- I don't want to hear another
fucking word out of you.

Leave me alone and fuck off.

(door clicking)

(knock rapping)

Anyone in there?

- [Emily] Yeah. It's me.

- Sorry.

Hey.

- Hey.

- You alright?

- Yep.

- Where's everyone else?

- Um... In the kitchen.

- Laura in there too?

- Yeah. I think her and Nick are fighting.

(Steve sniffs)

I feel really bad about that.

Maybe we should just let
them sort it out, yeah?

- Yeah. Maybe.

- How about you? How you doing?

- I'm pretty drunk, to be honest.

- You want to just come
chill with me for a bit?

- Um.

(Emily chuckles)

Yeah, okay.

- Yeah? All right.
- Yeah.

- Lets go upstairs, give
these guys some space. Yeah?

- Um, don't you need to use the bathroom?

- No, it went away.

(door clicking)

(light switch clicks)

Thanks for coming with me. I
just need to get out of there.

- All good.

(door clicking)

Sit down, relax.

Oh, what a fucking night.

What about you?

Are you having fun before
everything went to shit?

- Yeah, it's been fun actually.

- Really? You've had
fun with us old fucks?

- [Emily] Yeah.

- [Emily] What's that?

- That is cocaine.

What the fuck?

Of course he's got a
fucking picture of himself.

(Emily laughing)

You ever done coke before?

- No.

- [Steve] Have you wanted to try it?

- Well, yeah.

- You want me to make you a line?

- Oh, I don't know.

- Hey, look, no pressure.

But I mean, look, if you wanna try it,

you're probably better
off trying it with someone

who's a bit more experienced.

- My sister would kill me.

- It will be our little secret.

No pressure. Okay?

But if you want, I'll
just make you a small one.

- Okay. Just a small one.

- No worries.

What you want to do is block one nostril

and snort the line, okay?

That one there.

But remember to exhale first, okay?

The amount of times I've
seen newbies just blow

all the coke away is fucking ridiculous.

- That?

(Emily sniffs)

Oww. It burns.

- Yeah, just a bit.

(Steve sniffing)

(Steve chuckles)

Here, have this.

You hang out with your sister often?

- Not really.

- Why are you here tonight then?

- She thinks my friends
are bad influences,

that I'd be getting smashed
and doing drugs with them.

- Oops.

- Don't worry.

I think she wants me to spend
more time with Chris anyway.

- (scoffs) Chris.

He's a fucking character, isn't he?

- Yeah.

What's your boyfriend like? He all right?

- Yeah. He's okay.

- Just okay?

- He's pretty good. I don't know.

- Does he treat you good?

- Yeah.

- Do you love him?

- Do I love him?

- Hmm

I think so.

I don't know. (chuckles)

- You don't sound too certain.

Hey, look.

You might not like
hearing this, but I mean,

at your age, chances of
you guys ending up together

are pretty much next to zero.

- Why are you telling me this?

- I'm just trying to protect you.

Young love hurts, trust me.

But hey, I mean, at your
age, you don't want to be

in a relationship anyway.

You don't want to tie yourself down.

You need to be out there
figuring out who you are.

Having a bit of fun.

You're gonna be 18 soon.

You're gonna be hitting the clubs

and every guy in there is
gonna be chasing after you.

- No, they won't.

- Are you kidding?

You know you're gorgeous, right?

Hey, no.

I'm telling you, you're
absolutely gorgeous.

You're like one of the most
beautiful girls I've ever seen.

And you're cool as fuck.

If you were single, I
would be all over you.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Oh no. I shouldn't.

- It feels right though.

(ominous music)

- [Chris] Whoa! What the
fuck's going on here?

- What the fuck? Does anyone
knock anymore? You rude fuck.

- Hey, you shut the
up. Emily, get out now.

- Hey. Don't talk to her like that, man.

- I said shut your mouth.

Emily, now.

- [Steve] The fuck's your problem, man?

- My problem?

What is your problem,
sticking your filthy fingers

into a 17-year-old girl who also happens

to have a boyfriend?

- Fuck off, man. She's old
enough to know what she's doing.

I bet her boyfriend's
a fucking loser anyway.

- Where do you think you're going?

- Get the fuck off me, man?

- Hey, don't walk away from me.

Hey. Get back here, you piece of shit.

- Piece of shit?

- Hey, what's going on?

- This scumbag was
trying to get with Emily.

- Oh, I was doing more
than trying, my friend.

- You really are a piece
of shit. You know that?

- Fuck off, Chris.

You're just jealous 'cause
I got with the hotter

youngest sister.

Sorry, Victoria.

- Fuck you, asshole.

Aww. You guys are so
perfect for each other.

- Yeah?

And you're perfect being alone,

'cause you're a fucking
loser that no one likes.

Sad fuck. Why don't you just leave, huh?

- Why don't you come make me, bitch.

- Who you calling bitch?

- Well other than your fat
fucking girlfriend here,

you're the only bitch I see in the room.

- Take that back.

I said take that back.

- No.
- Take it back.

- Get the fuck off me.

- Hey, that's enough.

You're supposed to be friends, guys.

- This piece of shit isn't my friend.

- You're damn right. No one is.

- And who you got? Huh?

What, you think 'cause
you suck Nick's dick,

all of a sudden, you guys
are best he is now, huh?

And her, everyone knows
she's just with you,

'cause she's a money hungry cunt.

(Victoria gasps)

- You motherfucker.

- Hey, mate. Just, I think
you should just leave. Okay?

- What?

- I think you should just go.

- Are you fucking kidding me?

- No, I think it's best for
everyone if you just left.

- Why me, man?

Why not this dog fuck? He's
the one who started it.

- Are you thick?

- Why don't you shut your fucking mouth.

- Please, man. Just don't make
this so hard for me, okay?

- Nick.

Come on, man. Don't
embarrass me like this, man.

We're mates. That's all.

We're just having a bit of an argument.

We'll make it right.

Really?

- Please, man. Just go home.

- Fuck off, Nick. I ain't going anywhere.

- I'm trying to be nice to you right now.

Come on, man. Just go home.

I'll pay for your taxi.
How about that? Huh?

- Go fuck yourself, Nick.

Throwing me out of your house.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

- Go fuck myself, huh?

You disrespectful piece of shit.

I break my neck out for
you all the fucking time,

and this is how you repay me, huh?

- He's right, you know.

Nobody wanted you here in the first place.

- One more fucking word out of you

and I'll kick your fucking teeth in.

- You gotta go. You gotta go.

- Nick. Come on, man.

- [Nick] You gotta go.

- Why me, man?

Huh? What did I do?

Tell me what I did.

- You gotta go. You're
outta fucking control.

- What? Okay, so what, man?

I've had a little bit too much.

I'm a little bit coked up. Okay, so what?

Look, I'll just fucking sit
down and calm down, okay?

- Coke. Coke?

- What?

- What Coke? When did you do Coke?

- The fuck's it matter to you?

- [Chris] Were you doing coke right now?

Were you doing coke in front of Emily?

- Did you give my sister coke?

- No.

- If you gave my sister
cocaine, I will kill you myself.

(Steve laughing)

- I would love to see you try.

- That's enough, okay.

Brother, just go home, please.

- Why? Why do this to me?

- To you? Why do this to me?

- To you?
- Yeah.

- What the hell did I do to you, huh?

Tell me.

The fuck did I do to you, Nick?

- You tried to kiss Laura.

- No, I...

You told him?

What? Are you trying to cause shit?

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You're the one that's causing shit, man.

Now I'm gonna let this go
'cause I know you're drunk.

But just go home and we
can talk about it tomorrow.

All right?

- I can't believe you squealed on me.

Why don't you tell him everything then

since you're opening
your big fucking mouth.

- What, what are you talking about?

- Why don't you ask your girlfriend.

- Laura?

What's he talking about?

- I don't know.

- Oh, she knows. She knows.

- Shut up you fucking drunken asshole.

- Hey, I may be drunk and an asshole,

but at least I'm not a liar.

- Just fuck off!

- You gonna tell him, or do I have to?

- Laura?

What's he talking about?

Be honest.

- Stuff happened.

- What stuff?

- Stuff... um... between us.

- What stuff?

- We fucked.

- Is this true?

- When?

When did this happen?

- It was when we were on our break.

- Why?

- I was hurt. Okay?

We, we bumped into each
other and it just happened.

- How many times?

- It was just once.

It was just one time, baby. I swear.

I don't even remember it happening.

It didn't mean anything, baby. Please.

- Wow.

With my best friend?

Great.

And you, how could you do this to me, huh?

- How could you always cheat on her?

You don't fucking deserve her.

And in my defense, I didn't
think she'd be dumb enough

to take you back.

- 'Cause she loves me, not you.

How can anyone love you?
You're, you're a fucking mess.

- And you're any better?

- Oh, I'm a lot better.

I'm a lot better than you.

I'm not a sad, lonely
alcoholic fuck like you

who's a burden on everybody's lives.

- Wow.

No need to dig so low, Nick.

I mean, you're angry. I get it.

It must be hard knowing that
the lips you've been kissing

have been wrapped around
your best friend's cock.

- You son of a bitch.

- He's not worth it.
(Steve laughing)

- No.

You're lucky I'm not a
piece of shit like you, man.

- Oh, you wanna hit me, Nick?

Is that it? Huh?

Well, come on, Nick. Do it.

Hit me, Nick.

Hit me, Nick! Huh?

I'll take you on. I'll take you all on.

Fuck head included.

- Oh yeah? I'd love that.

- [Steve] Yeah, tough guy?

- Get the fuck outta my house, right now.

If I have to tell you one last time...

(tense music)

- Fuck you.

Fuck you, fuck you,

and fuck you.

You think I need any of you motherfuckers?

Dumb, fake pieces of shit!

(fist thumping)
(Steve yelling)

Fuck.

I fucking hate all of you.

You want me to leave? Come make me.

- Hey, come on, man.

Get the fuck out.

(fist thumping)
(intense music)

- Stop.

- Stop that.

- Oh my god.

- Chris.
- Stop.

(fist thumping)
Chris, stop it.

(Emily and Victoria screaming)

- [Laura] Oh my god. (screaming)

- [Nurse] Yep. This is looking all good.

Oh, all right. I'll see
you in one about an hour.

- How you feeling?

- Well, other than my head
feeling like it got hit

by a fucking truck and
my hand being broken,

I feel all right.

It's broken, is it?

- Yeah, metacarpals or some shit.

- That's not good.

- Yeah, it's fucked. Can't
make cocktails with one hand.

I don't know I'm gonna do for work.

What the fuck happened?

- You don't remember?

- No. After those shots, I was gone.

- You really don't remember anything?

- No, I just told you.

I drank a bottle of
Scotch, then had tequila.

I was completely blacked out.

Why? What happened?

- You don't remember the fight?

- With who?

- Chris.

- Chris and who?

- You.

- Me?

Why?

- Why?

'Cause you got drunk again, man.

Turned into a fucking psycho.

Abusing Chris and fighting with everyone,

trying to get with Emily.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah. I'm dead serious, man.

- What else did I do?

- Pissed in the house, man.

You broke shit and uh...

you tried to kiss Laura.

Told her about my cheating.

Told me how you fucked my fiance.

You don't remember any of that?

(dramatic riff)

(dramatic music)

- Fuck.

Nick. I'm so sorry.

You know that's not who I am.

You know I just, I lose control.

I become a different person.

I fucking get too fucked
up. I do stupid shit.

I fucking hate myself for it.

- I know.

What do you do, huh?

How could you fucking sleep with her, man?

How could you do that to me?

- I don't know. Bumped into her one night.

We were both fucked up.

You guys were broken up for
a while. It just happened.

- Okay. Why didn't you tell me?

- I didn't know how.

Before I knew it, you guys
were back together again

and you guys were happy.

Just thought I'd let it be.

- Sure.

- I'm Sorry.

So you guys okay?

- Yeah. We'll, we'll be fine.

We're just working everything out.

- That's good.

So I guess the wedding's
still going ahead then?

- Yeah. It's, it's going ahead.

- Hmmm. Thank God for that.

- It's actually why I'm... I'm here.

Um, I've been doing a
lot of thinking, man.

And I spoke to Laura about it, and uh...

we both think you shouldn't
come to the wedding.

- Come on, Nick. You can't be serious.

- I'm dead serious.

- Why? Because of last night?

- What do you want me to do, man?

So much shit went down,

so many things you just can't take back.

- Nick. I was fucked up.

All right. I know you're
angry now, but come on.

Give it a few days to think about it.

- Do you know how much damage you've done?

- I know.

You know that's not me
when I get that way.

- But you do get that way,
Anthony. That's the thing.

- Listen, if you don't want
me to drink at the wedding,

I won't drink.

- I've heard this before, all right, man.

- I'm serious. I won't.

- I'm sorry.

Decision's made.

- I was supposed to be your best man.

- Not anymore.

Chris is now.

- If you think that's what's
best for you and your fiance,

then I understand.

- I'm sorry it has to be this way, man.

- Don't be sorry. It's my fault.

So, what now?

Like, we cool or?

- I don't know.

- What does that mean?

- It means I don't know if I
want you in my life anymore.

- Nick, why are you saying this?

- I'm just sick of putting up with you

when you lose control, man.

And it's all the fucking time.

You need help. Okay?

You need to see someone, get proper help.

Find out where this anger comes from,

and then try to control
this drinking or just stop.

Just stop drinking.

- You think I like this?

You think I like getting this
way, fucking everything up?

I do want to get help, Nick, and I will.

- Good. That's a good idea, Anthony.

- Please don't turn your back on me.

- I, I just need time. All right?

- Fair enough.

- Hey, listen. I better go.

Laura's waiting for me outside.

Take care of yourself. All right?

- Yeah.

Bye.

(door clicking)

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(Anthony sobbing)

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