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♪ When your day
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♪ Seems dark as night
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♪ And nothing
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♪ Is going right
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♪ You want a love
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♪ That's strong and brave ♪
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♪ And I'll be with you
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♪ Every step of the way ♪
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♪ 'Cause oh
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♪ If you're blue ♪
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♪ And all alone
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♪ And all your so-called ♪
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♪ Your so-called ♪
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♪ Friends are gone
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♪ But I'll stick by you
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♪ Pretty baby
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♪ Night or day ♪
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♪ Every step of the way ♪
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♪ 'Cause, oh
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♪ Don't worry
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♪ Don't worry ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪ Fucking chickenshit.
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♪ I'll be there ♪
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♪ In a hurry All right, fuck it.
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♪ Yes ♪
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♪ Lift your head up high
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Fucking knock
on the fucking door.
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♪ And girl don't you cry ♪
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♪ 'Cause I love you ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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Un-fucking-believable.
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♪ No, no need to cry
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♪ No need to sigh
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♪ Can't you see, girl
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♪ I offer you my life
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Hi.
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Hi.
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This is you, right?
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Yeah. That's me.
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Are you the actor Andy Samberg?
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I am.
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- You are?
Yeah.
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Are you kidding?
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I'm a big fan, man.
Like, a big fan.
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Oh, thank you very much.
Hey, I got a question for you.
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Do you like limos?
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Do I like limos? Sure. Yeah.
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Who doesn't, right?
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Right.
- Yeah.
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You wanna get in?
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Uh...
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- Sure.
- Yeah? Come on.
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Congrats. You've been selected.
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Thanks. For what?
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Um, I don't know.
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So, um, you know what?
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I'm not memorized, so I'm just
gonna read this off the card.
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Are you talking to me or...?SAMBERG: Per the contract.
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Huh? No, sorry, you're good.
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- Don't worry. Yeah.
- Okay.
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Uh, Thomas Walcott.
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Single, no children,
no dependents.
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Job is network management,
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focusing on
statistical analysis.
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Physically fit.
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Enough.
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I guess they're not too strict
about that one.
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I'm joking.
Kind of serious though.
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All right.
I'll keep it going here.
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I'm sorry. I'll keep it going.
I'ma keep it tight.
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Uh, after your breakup... I'm sorry.
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...you moved back in
with your mother.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, Andy Samberg.
How do you know all this?
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Oh, the company that hired me,
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I think they've been
tracking you for a while.
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There's a company
that's been tracking me?
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I guess what I would say is,
don't ask me
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any specific questions
because they told me nothing.
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I, I don't know any details
about what it is.
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But I do need to ask you,
do you want to continue
on this adventure?
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Um...
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Fuck it. Yes.
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- Really?
- Really, yeah. Definitely.
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Why would you say yes?
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'Cause this is the most
exciting thing that's
happened to me in ages.
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And I don't
- want it to end.
- Okay.
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I mean, if I say no,
then I have to go
back to my life.
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And my life is in this, like,
routine. It's, like, I'm stuck.
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So saying yes has to be
better than that, right?
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I mean, no, not necessarily.
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But, man, the way you just
phrased that. So sad.
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Um... All right, let's go.
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How long until we get to, uh,
the next part of the adventure?
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You're not
supposed to talk.
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How come?
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I think they just
wanna use all of this.
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Build up the tension.
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Okay. You see that red door?
Walk through it.
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There will be small red arrows
on the ground and walls.
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Just follow those.
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- You're not coming?
- No, no, I'm done.
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Yeah, they just paid me to get
you here. So...
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Well, it was really
awesome to meet you.
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Yeah.
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- Maybe we could get a beer.
- Good luck, man.
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- Yeah. Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Come sit.
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Please.
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Okay.
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Congratulations.
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You have been selected
to partake
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in the biggest reality
show in the dark web.
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There will be people
trying to kill you.
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The hunters.
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What are you talking about?
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There's people trying
to murder me?
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Very much so.
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Each participant selected
will have 30 days to... survive.
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If they survive 30 days,
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they will receive
one million dollars, cash.
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The hunters will be all
around the world, Mr. Walcott,
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and, uh, might not
make it to your city.
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So you will be safe
until they find you.
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You might spend the next 30 days
and never encounter anyone,
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but you still make
the million dollars.
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We will be filming
you the entire time.
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How?
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Production assistants have
already bugged your residence
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as well as places
we expect you to go.
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They will travel as you do.
You will not see them.
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They are highly skilled
at evasion.
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So they're kind of like
production assistant ninjas?
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No, they are not trained ninjas.
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I didn't say trained ninjas,
I said like ninjas.
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But if it helps you to say yes,
to think of them as ninjas,
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we are fine with that.
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Excuse me. I need to
stand up for a moment.
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- Yeah, please.
Thank you.
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What are you thinking?
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I mean, what can I do
to help you say yes?
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Ah, nothing.
I don't think I can do this.
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Oh, you can. You should.
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Well, come sit down, yeah.
You can always say no.
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So, just come sit
for a minute. Yeah?
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It's very interesting, guys.
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I just, I don't think that I can
do this. I can't risk
other people's lives.
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I can't, I can't have my
roommate catching a bullet
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'cause I'm playing
some silly game.
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Your mother will be safe.
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How do you--
How can you guarantee that?
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You will only be killed
when you are alone.
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What does that mean, I'll only
be killed when I'm alone?
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If you are with someone else,
the hunters will have to wait.
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There is no risk to anyone else.
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But once alone,
you are no longer safe.
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So that's a loophole.
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Well, this is no loophole.
It's just a rule.
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Well, it's kind of a loophole.
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What if I was with, like,
my mom or my sisters
every second of every day?
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You would need to spend
every moment
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with them in close proximity.
It's not as easy as it sounds.
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Yeah. If the person
you're with walks
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to the other side of the room,
you are vulnerable for attack.
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You must be within
striking distance from them
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each and every second.
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So let me get this straight.
It's 30 days, right?
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And you guys are hunting me
for my life.
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But you cannot touch me
if I'm with someone,
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and the hunters might not
even ever make it to my city.
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So there's a chance I spend
the entire 30 days
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and no one even finds me.
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And then I get
a million dollars.
That's the game?
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- Yes.
- Are you interested?
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Let's play.
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I just wanna make sure
that I'm clear
on what you're saying.
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What you called us all here on
a Saturday to say, which is
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that Andy Samberg pulled up
to you driving a limo?
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- No, I, I'm not saying that.
Okay. What are you saying?
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He had a chauffeur.
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I'd hope so.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I botched that detail.
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Oh, you're damn right
he'd have a driver.
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The Sams ain't driving himself.
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Don't call him The Sams.
He goes by Andy.
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- What are you, his publicist?
- Yeah, you're his
best friend now?
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No, but he, no,
I didn't call him The Sams.
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- He didn't introduce himself.
- I call him The Sams.
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You've never met him.
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Andy Samberg.
- Yeah.
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Is like, "Hey Tommy,
get in, get in the backseat."
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I'm just trying to get it right.
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I didn't, okay,
this is getting turned around.
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I'm done talking about
Andy fucking Samberg.
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If the hunters find me,
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you need to be with me
24/7 so I don't die.
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Oh, hey, but, like, aren't there
other people playing
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the pretend-y game who
could hang out with you?
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I posted a cryptic
message on, uh, Craigslist.
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I'm waiting to hear back,
but I can't depend on it.
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So in the meantime, I need
to lean on the family.
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Okay. Tommy, you are delusional.
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I am not delusional.
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What about when you told
everybody at school
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that you were moving to Japan
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to become a Samurai with Dad
after he left? How about that?
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Great idea. Bringing up
when Dad left,
right in front of Mom.
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Okay, what about
the time that you made us all
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call you Michael Jackson
for a year?
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Okay, you know what, guys?'Cause I liked his music.
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No, you know what, guys?
- Stop. Stop.
- I was a fan.
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There's a big difference
between liking--
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What is the difference?
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Stop, stop. Just a minute, okay?
Just hang on just a minute.
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Honey, do you think that
all this, Andy Samberg,
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Greenlandic ninjas,
the Internet killing show
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is really, really more
about the fact
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that Theresa broke up with you
and now she has a baby?
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So you created this all
as a diversion
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so that you wouldn't have
to feel the emotional pain
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of that loss.
I mean, is that a possibility?
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Well, first of all,
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thanks for bringing up
my breakup in this moment.
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It feels like a great time
for a mother to do that.
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Um, and second, um,
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if you're implying, lemme just
try to do the math on this,
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that the producers of this game
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implanted my ex-girlfriend,
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who I haven't talked
to in nearly two years,
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uh, with a baby.
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She grew the baby
and had it in order to get me
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to risk my life
for a million dollars?
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Right, but if all that happened,
then possibly.
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But to me that seems
a little wacky.
Are you okay?
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- I'm done.
- Are you okay?
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I'm done with this, Tommy.'Cause I'm worried about you.
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- Tommy.
- What?
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You're lonely,
so find a club, you know.
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Yeah. That's not
what this is about.
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- Do a hobby or something.
- Yeah, I understand.
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- Just, this is sad.
- Yeah, thanks.
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And this is all in your head.
Get over it.
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Don't leave that ice cream,
cause I'll eat it all.
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- Great.
Bye, Mom.
I'll see you Thursday.
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Is, is it Thursday?
I thought it was Friday.
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- No, it's Thursday.
Bye, Tommy!
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I hope
the ninjas don't kill you.
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Mom. You believe me, right?
247
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,592
Not even a little.
248
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:37,605
Hello?
249
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:49,660
Hello?
250
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,105
Tommy, what?
251
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:44,628
Someone found me.
252
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,761
Oh, good.
Well, now that they found you,
253
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,154
maybe you can move in
with them.
254
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,851
It was
a production assistant.
255
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,461
It was one of
the ninjas with a camera.
256
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,159
Oh, God. This crap, again?
257
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:57,250
Mom, I'm holding a tiny camera
in my hands right now.
258
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,122
A tiny- What are you holding
a tiny camera for?
259
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,037
It's either that or a piece
of rat shit. I'm not sure.
260
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,431
But- Or, like, a, a weird
little blueberry.
261
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,389
Either way, do you understand
what I'm saying, Mom?
262
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,347
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
263
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,349
You're holding a
tiny piece of rat shit
264
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,177
and you're... Hi.
265
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:14,354
And you're
pretending that it's a camera.
266
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,704
Put it down. Wash your hands.
It's full of diseases.
267
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,053
Okay, you're not
listening to what I'm saying.
268
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,141
I need to come
see you right now.
269
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,838
I need to come to the hospital.
I can't be alone.
270
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,754
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Mom, do you want me killed?
271
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,104
You know what, at this point,
272
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,541
I think that,
that I would prefer Sandy Amberg
273
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,238
to murder you on a computer show
274
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,893
than have you come down here
and get me fired.
275
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,287
His name is Andy Samberg.
276
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:37,377
I don't care what his name...
Call your sister.
277
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,509
Oh, God.
278
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,859
Dude,
I heard something, like, bang.
279
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:45,167
It spooked me, man. Like,
I know they're on to me now.
280
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,734
I left the back door closed.
281
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,693
I mean, I get it. Your mom's
at work. It's after midnight.
282
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,521
You can't just run over there.
283
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,958
Well, this-- Yeah,
either way, man.
284
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,656
I appreciate it. I didn't
know what I was gonna do.
285
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:56,744
I can't be alone.
286
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,007
Yeah, no, your sister
doesn't get home until two.
287
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,314
So you're more than welcome
to crash here with us
on the couch.
288
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,271
You'll be good.
289
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,448
Yeah, and then what time
do you wanna hop in there
and go to bed together?
290
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,146
Huh?
291
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,061
At what point you wanna--
If we hang out here,
we'll watch--
292
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,890
I'm beat now. I'm ready for bed.
I'll keep watching
the movie with you,
293
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:16,067
but I don't, I don't care.
I mean, I'm zonked, bro.
294
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,505
You wanna sleep
in the bed with me?
295
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:20,463
No.
296
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,252
Good, man.
'Cause for a second there,
297
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,862
I was a little confused
of what you were asking.
298
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,777
I have to for my safety.
299
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:33,955
What?
300
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,523
I have to sleep in bed
with you so that I don't die.
301
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,915
These are the rules, my man.
302
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:41,789
Look, bro, I don't want
you to die. I want you to
be safe. You're my brother.
303
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,225
- I love you.
- I love you.
304
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,880
But we not sleeping
in the same bed.
305
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,493
- Yes, we are.
- No, we're not.
306
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,451
Yes, we are.
307
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:52,452
- No, we are not.
- Yes, we are.
308
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:53,801
- We are not.
- Yes, we are.
309
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,281
- No.
- Yes.
310
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,894
- Well, goodnight, man.
- Shut the fuck up.
311
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,488
Oh, shit. No, no, no, no.
312
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,404
Oh, no. Malcolm! Malcolm!
313
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,145
I'm in the bathroom.
- Ah, ah. Oh, God.
314
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,409
What's going on?
315
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,629
I am in the bathroom
taking a shit. What's happening?
316
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,198
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing, man?
317
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,374
- Why'd you leave my side?
- I had to take a shit.
318
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,376
Why didn't you wake me
up and bring me with you?
319
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,248
Because I'm taking a shit.
320
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,337
I can't be alone.
321
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,035
I'm not gonna wake
you up to bring you in here
to take a shit with me.
322
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,776
He's right here. He's taking
a dump. He's taking a dump.
323
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:58,082
Put the rifle down.
No, no, no.
Get up, get up, get up.
324
00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,345
Do not pull me off-Turn around.
325
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,434
- Turn the fuck around.
- What are you doing?
326
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,480
He's right here.
What the? God.
327
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,656
Man, there's nobody out there.
328
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,616
Well...
329
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:14,316
They found me.
330
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,449
They found you, alright.
331
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,150
- Get out.
- Huh?
332
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,196
Get out!
333
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,721
What you are doing
is irresponsible.
334
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,200
You are not
thinking clearly, man.
335
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,158
Oh, yes, I am.
336
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:31,725
No, you're not.
- And when Amy comes home,
337
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,379
I'll explain to her that you
kicked in our bathroom door...
338
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,903
I was being hunted....and pulled me off the toilet.
339
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,731
I can't be alone.
I've told you that.
340
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,167
- I can't be alone.
- I had to go to the bathroom.
341
00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:40,299
- I'm sorry.
- What was I supposed to do?
342
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:42,126
Wake you up so I can have
another man watch me dump?
343
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:43,127
No, that's gross.
344
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,825
I know it's gross.
I didn't wanna do it.
345
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,697
I don't have a choice.
I can't be alone, man.
346
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:48,829
Fuck.
347
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,446
Hey, you see that guy?
348
00:21:58,665 --> 00:21:59,535
Who, him?
349
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:01,407
Yeah, him. Do you see him?
Yeah, I see him.
350
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,756
Just watch me
until I get to him.
351
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,236
Please do not leave until
I'm with that man, okay?
352
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,237
You sure?
353
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,022
Yes, I'm sure. You promise
you'll keep watching?
354
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:10,067
I promise I'll watch you.
355
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:14,158
I'm sorry I pulled you
off a toilet while you were
taking a dump.
356
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,117
It's all right.
I'll forgive you.
357
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,032
We family.
358
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,216
Excuse me, sir.
359
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:31,959
Hi. Uh, are, are you interested
in making some money?
360
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,221
Yeah.
361
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:35,092
Yeah?
- Yeah, how much?
362
00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:38,444
This is so weird. Very weird.
363
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,315
You have no idea, man.
You're saving my life.
364
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,578
- Now well, how could that be?
- Because I can't be alone,
365
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,232
'cause I'm playing
this dark web game.
366
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,103
And so the whole thing
about it is if I'm alone
367
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,366
even for a second,
I can be killed.
368
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:48,671
But if I'm with you, I'm safe.
369
00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:50,760
So you'll just shadow
me and then I'm safe.
370
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,332
What the fuck is this?
371
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,247
I'm gonna need you to be
a little bit more specific.
372
00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:00,683
You need me to be more specific?
373
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,903
How about the stranger who's
eating Mom's Raisin Bran.
374
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,165
Is that specific enough
for you, Tommy?
375
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,427
Amy, you don't have
to- don't be rude, honey.
376
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:06,385
- Mom.
- Don't.
377
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:10,780
You called me to come over here,
so please don't be soft now, okay?
378
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:15,481
Malcolm told me that you pulled
him off the toilet last night
379
00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:18,179
when he was in the middle
of using the bathroom.
380
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,355
Well, I asked him to stand.
He wouldn't stand.
381
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,750
I'm sorry I revealed
his bare bottom.
That was not my intention.
382
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,926
And this is James,
my new friend.
383
00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:27,231
Hi, James.
384
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:28,319
Hi, Tommy's family.
385
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,104
Oh, we are very happy
to have you.
386
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:34,325
Mm. I'm very happy to be here.
I slept great last night.
387
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,283
Me too, man.
388
00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:36,893
Good.
389
00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:38,460
James, would you mind just
stepping outside, please,
390
00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:40,462
for a minute, so I can
talk to my son now.
391
00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:43,117
Oh, I can't do that.
He pays me to shadow him.
392
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,553
It's my job.
393
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,468
Oh, wow. That is amazing.
394
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:47,730
- Shadow?
- Good work.
395
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:50,167
Thank you for taking my
unique situation seriously.
396
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:52,126
It genuinely means
the world to me.
397
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:53,649
'Cause I'm kind of
in a tough spot
398
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,390
and you're the only one
who's kind of helping.
399
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,392
So thank you.
But you can step outside.
400
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,567
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
401
00:23:58,654 --> 00:23:59,525
Okay.
402
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,091
- Don't go far.
- I won't.
403
00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:06,445
What in the actual fuck
is going on with you?
404
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,316
There was a cowboy
who had a rifle...
405
00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:10,231
- A cowboy? A cowboy.
...on me last night.
406
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,363
And he was going
to shoot me and kill me.
407
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,757
I cannot be alone, you guys.
408
00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,368
I thought you were
gonna be more supportive
409
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,762
or I never would've signed up
for this fucking game.
410
00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:22,199
Oh, that's not fair.
- Supportive.
- I support this.
411
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,767
So, yes, I hired a person
without a home to shadow me.
412
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,377
Why?'Cause you're a weirdo.
413
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,031
Because I don't wanna die.
414
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:30,730
You cannot have this person
sleeping in Mom's house.
415
00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,471
We don't know him.
It's not safe.
416
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,734
Then how about this.
Are you gonna shadow me?
417
00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:36,475
- No.
Are you gonna shadow me?
418
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,825
- No, I'm not gonna shadow.
Are you gonna shadow me?
419
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,218
I don't wanna take away
James's job.
420
00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:43,351
So what choice do I have here?
421
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:47,094
Okay, well, Mom...
Mom, kick him out.
422
00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,575
He's an adult. He has money.
He's got a job.
423
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:50,576
- Mom, we had a deal.
- Kick him out.
424
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:52,447
You said, as long as I had
a job, I could stay with you.
425
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:53,317
I have a job.
426
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:54,275
- Mom.
- Mom.
427
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:55,711
- No. Mom.
- Mom.
428
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,408
Yeah, I did.
No, I did say that.
429
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,890
I remember saying that.
But that, now, now this,
this whole thing
430
00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:04,111
about picking people up
off of the toilet bowls.
431
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:06,069
Honey, that's, I mean, come on.
432
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:10,726
That, I mean, no more of that.
Okay? All right,
that's fair I think.
433
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:11,858
As long as I got him,
434
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:13,860
I don't have to pull anybody
off a toilet bowl, right?
435
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,339
That's why I have him.
436
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,341
But that's over. That's a deal.
437
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,866
Yeah, very tough, Mom.
Well done.
438
00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:26,089
Whoa.
439
00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:28,483
This is gonna end badly.
I guarantee it.
440
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,276
Where's your best friend?
441
00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:23,451
I don't know.
442
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,453
I tried calling him,
hopefully he's on his way.
443
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,455
Long and short of it
is I gotta crash with you
444
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:28,761
- a couple of days.
- Well, you can't.
445
00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:29,718
Yes, I can.
446
00:26:29,892 --> 00:26:31,372
- No, you can't.
- I actually have to.
447
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:33,417
- Mom kicked me out.
- Wow, 'cause you got fired?
448
00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:34,941
Yes, I had to deal with...
449
00:26:35,898 --> 00:26:37,160
Holy shit.
450
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,032
Oh my God.
Is that the Craigslist post?
451
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,903
It's also happening
to me. Shall we chat?
452
00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:42,775
- This is exactly what I want.
- Honestly, get your hands off.
453
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:43,819
Can you just forward it to me?
454
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:45,255
- Stay here. Don't go away.
- Just forward it to me.
455
00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:47,431
Sorry, it's really loud.
Gimme one sec.
456
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:49,695
This is the guy from Craigslist.
457
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:50,652
Oh, hi. Yeah.
458
00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:53,307
I saw your ad.
I'm a participant.
459
00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:54,525
How do I know you're real?
460
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,875
How do I know you're real?
461
00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:58,094
Yeah, but this could be a setup.
You could be hunting me.
462
00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:00,314
You could be hunting me.
Okay, so let's meet.
463
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:02,621
You wanna meet in public
somewhere so it's safe?
464
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,361
How's that? MADDY: Okay, sure. When?
465
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:05,798
Uh, now.
466
00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:08,191
No, it's the middle
of the night.
I could do tomorrow.
467
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,325
Okay, you know
where La Cita is downtown?
468
00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:12,587
No, but I can figure it out.
469
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,937
Great, let's meet there
tomorrow at 10:00 AM.
470
00:27:15,024 --> 00:27:16,025
Can you do that?
471
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,940
Okay.
How are you gonna recognize me?
472
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:21,030
You got anything yellow?
Like, a yellow hat?
473
00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:22,379
I've got a banana sweatshirt.
474
00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:23,772
What's a banana sweatshirt?
475
00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:25,644
It's a sweatshirt
with a giant banana on it.
476
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,820
Okay.
Wear the banana sweatshirt.
477
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:29,386
Okay, are you gonna
be wearing yellow?
478
00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,607
No, it would be ridiculous
if we were both wearing
yellow clothes, right?
479
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,957
That's a good point.
I'll see you tomorrow.
480
00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:36,176
Yeah, great. This is good.
481
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,005
Oh shit!
482
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:57,240
Stop.
483
00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,027
Oh, God. Oh.
484
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:03,333
- I'm not, I'm not alone.
- You're alone.
485
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,945
I'm not! James is coming.
He's on his way right now.
486
00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:08,425
Oh, God. Oh, God.
487
00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:26,661
Help! Fucking help! Help! Help!
488
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,663
SOS! Hey, did you
not hear me, man?
489
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,839
- No, what happened?
- What the fuck
you doing standing here?
490
00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:31,927
I'm here.
491
00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:34,582
I was just choked by a giant.
He was trying to kill me.
492
00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:36,715
He, he was wearing a, a red
leather jacket with the...
493
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:39,282
He was wearing a fucking
Michael Jackson jacket.
494
00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:41,328
He was wearing the fucking
"Thriller" jacket.
495
00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:43,547
You got choked by a giant
dressed like Michael Jackson.
496
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:44,548
He had the zippers.
497
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:47,073
He had the Michael Jackson
"Thriller" video zippers.
498
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,293
Sorry, that's the jacket from...
That's not
the "Thriller" jacket.
499
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,295
- What?
- The "Thriller" jacket?
500
00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:54,558
The one, the-
Was it a zippers jacket, right?
501
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:56,343
Yeah. That from "Beat It."
502
00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:58,693
The "Thriller" jacket,
they're similar jackets.
503
00:28:58,780 --> 00:28:59,912
Tommy!
- I'm sorry.
504
00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:03,045
Tommy. I'm here. I'm sorry, man.
505
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,178
- Oh, man.
I'm sorry, man.
506
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:08,790
- Where the fuck were you, man?
- I was waiting for your call.
507
00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:11,488
I fucking called you ten times.
508
00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:14,361
My phone never rang.
Maybe it's dead.
509
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:17,756
Okay, let's just go, man.
510
00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:21,977
Tell my sister I was
almost murdered. Okay?
511
00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:23,413
I'm gonna give her
a full report.
512
00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:25,067
Thanks but hang on.
513
00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:26,852
We gotta get that thing
a charger, and we're...
514
00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:30,159
It's pretty fucking annoying,
but also really cool
515
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:31,944
how much you know about
Michael Jackson, man.
516
00:29:32,031 --> 00:29:33,772
I loved his music
when I was a kid.
517
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:39,778
Thanks. Me too.
518
00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,478
All right. Is your phone
100 percent charged?
519
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,610
Yes, sir. It is.
- Okay, let's do this.
520
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:57,534
I think that's her.
She doesn't look
that scary to me.
521
00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,885
Well, you never know.
Stay with me, okay?
522
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:02,452
Okay, I got your back.
Don't worry about it.
523
00:30:04,063 --> 00:30:06,805
Hi, are you, uh, are you
the lady from, uh, Craigslist?
524
00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:08,458
- Yeah.
You are?
525
00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:10,983
Why aren't you wearing
the, uh, banana sweatshirt
526
00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:12,593
- like you said?
- Oh, I got self-conscious.
527
00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:14,073
About what?
528
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,770
It's a sweatshirt
with a giant banana on it.
529
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,425
But this is yellow,
so I wore this.
530
00:30:18,512 --> 00:30:19,643
Do you guys wanna sit?
531
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:20,557
- Yeah. Let's sit down.
- Yeah, please.
532
00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:21,558
- Great.
- Uh...
533
00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:23,517
Would you mind sitting there,
- James?
- I don't mind.
534
00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:25,127
Oh, thanks for meeting.
- Yeah, sure.
535
00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:27,434
It's nice to meet you. I'm Tom.
536
00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:28,391
- Maddy.
Maddy?
537
00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:29,392
- Yeah.
Yeah.
538
00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:31,438
- How many days you got left?
- Fifteen.
539
00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:33,527
- You?
- Sixteen.
540
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,445
I got a question for ya.
541
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:42,057
If you're playing the game,
then how the fuck
are you alone right now?
542
00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:44,059
I'm not alone.
543
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:47,280
Well, we don't count.
We just got here. You were
alone before we got here.
544
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,196
- Yeah, my Mom's right over there.
- Okay, well, that's my Dad
right there.
545
00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:51,937
- Mom?
- Yeah, oh, yeah?
546
00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:53,373
- Hi.
- Hi.
547
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:55,897
Just checking in.
Oh, sure. Hi.
548
00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:58,465
- Anything else I need to prove?
Let's cut the shit.
549
00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:02,164
You're not with them, right?
You're not gonna murder me?
550
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:04,993
- Are you actually asking me that?
- I really am. Yes.
551
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:08,823
Well, if I was gonna murder you,
I wouldn't tell you.
I'd just murder you.
552
00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:11,739
Right, but I don't think
you're gonna. But just say it
so I can hear it.
553
00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:13,523
You're not gonna--No, I'm not gonna murder you.
554
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:14,524
Are you gonna murder me?
555
00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:17,049
No, I wanna be
on the same team as you.
556
00:31:17,136 --> 00:31:17,963
Great.
557
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:20,008
So that's settled.
558
00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:21,662
This feels good, right?
559
00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:22,837
- Mm-hmm.
- Right?
560
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,404
- Mm-hmm.
- You think what I'm thinking?
561
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:27,059
Mm-hmm. I hope so.
562
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,890
You know what I think
we should do?
I think we should partner up.
563
00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:32,978
What does that mean, partner up?
564
00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:34,588
I mean, spend
all of our time together.
565
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,895
They can't kill us if we're
together, right? The loophole.
566
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:40,159
You wanna spend
all our time together
567
00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:41,290
after knowing me
for five minutes?
568
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,293
Come on, let's just do this.
Let's team up.
Let's fucking win together.
569
00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:45,729
Right.
570
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:50,430
I, I don't know if I'm ready to
say okay to the full 15 days.
571
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,610
I couldn't understand
a word you said, buddy.
572
00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:59,134
I said, "Go for what
you can get."
573
00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:02,572
Would you be willing to
commit for the rest of today?
574
00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:14,193
Wow, look at this.
575
00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,847
- Beautiful house.
- Wow.
576
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,153
Thanks.
- Yeah.
577
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,896
Is it just you and, uh,
your parents here then?
578
00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:25,813
Uh, well, it's just me
and my Mom. My dad died.
579
00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,294
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
- No, it was a long time ago.
580
00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:30,600
- He was in a car accident.
- Oof.
581
00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:33,690
It was a drunk driver.
He was a drunk driver.
582
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:37,172
He was a veteran though.
So his funeral
was really beautiful.
583
00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:40,001
He was kind of this, like,
beloved figure in the community.
584
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:42,525
I don't know why
I'm saying all that.
585
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:43,918
It's a lot of info.
586
00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:46,877
You guys wanna see
something weird?
587
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,663
- Uh, yeah, sure.
- Sure, yeah.
588
00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:53,928
Oh, wow.
589
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:55,974
What is this?
590
00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:59,194
Yeah, it started as a hobby.
591
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:01,501
I've always liked
making just, like,
592
00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:05,244
weird little sculptures,
ceramics, that kind of thing.
593
00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:08,508
But Etsy's a wild place.
You know?
594
00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:13,121
The custom, like, dog things
for people's pets and stuff?
595
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,296
It kind of sells like hot cakes.
596
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:16,995
Did you hear that?
597
00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:20,085
- It's an old house, so.
- Right.
598
00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:28,267
Has that door
always been like that?
599
00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:31,052
I don't know, I don't mark it.
600
00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:34,838
Do you mind if I check it out?
601
00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:35,796
Yeah.
602
00:33:36,362 --> 00:33:38,494
- Do you mind coming with?
Yeah, of course.
603
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:46,154
- Do you wanna hold hands?
- Yeah, sure.
604
00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:01,691
- Nothing, right?
- Yep.
605
00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:07,088
Just, um, Christmas decorations
and a couple embarrassing
old journals,
606
00:34:07,175 --> 00:34:09,612
I'm guessing.
That kind of thing.
607
00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:12,137
And a camera.
608
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:14,356
No.
- Yeah.
609
00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:18,708
- The ninjas have been here.
- Holy shit.
610
00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,929
Little fucking snakes.
611
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:25,150
Well, I've never been married,
612
00:34:25,237 --> 00:34:29,458
but I never wanted to.
I just like my freedom.
613
00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:30,938
Well, I've had a lot
of love affairs,
614
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,071
but then, um, who hasn't?
615
00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:36,248
I'm sorry, ma'am.
What was your question?
616
00:34:37,858 --> 00:34:39,425
I didn't ask one.
617
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:41,427
- Oh.
- I was married once, James.
618
00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:43,472
I regret it.
Should have stayed single.
619
00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:46,606
- My ex was a pain in the ass.
- Oh, boy. I'll say so.
620
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:50,610
I was never married,
but I did date a woman
for a long time. For 23 years.
621
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:52,438
- Did you say 23?
- Yeah.
622
00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:53,874
- Of dating?
- Yes.
623
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:56,572
We felt married. We just never
did the paperwork. But...
624
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:58,096
Well, what happened?
Why did it end?
625
00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:00,489
Uh... He doesn't know.
626
00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:01,577
Oh, thank you, James.
627
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:03,666
We got together when we
were young. We were, like, 15.
628
00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,494
I thought we were gonna
be together forever.
629
00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:08,671
And then, um, I don't know,
I guess we grew apart.
630
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:11,065
One day I came home and
she said that was it.
631
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,067
And so, uh, so I left.
632
00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:14,851
And then what?
633
00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:17,027
He hasn't talked to the girl
since she dumped him.
634
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:21,728
- What?
- Shut up, James, please.
635
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:25,210
I've gone to her house
a lot to ask her.
636
00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:28,865
I just, I don't even know
what I would say.
637
00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:30,519
So you just broke-
You just don't know why
638
00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:32,304
- she broke up with you?
I don't.
639
00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:34,262
- Don't you wanna know?
- I would love to know.
640
00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:36,395
Is it killing you?
- It's killing me.
641
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,614
Well, this is what
we're doing today.
642
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,878
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I can't do that today.
643
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,881
Oh, no. We need to find out.
If we're gonna be partners,
644
00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:47,928
I need to know
- what I'm dealing with.
- I don't think you need to know.
645
00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:49,843
Do you wanna be
my partner or not?
646
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:57,155
Uh, this is delicious.
So what do you call it?
647
00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,374
Spaghetti.
648
00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:31,363
- Hi, Tommy.
- Hey, Theresa. How are ya?
649
00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:35,454
Seen you out here a few times.
650
00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:39,719
How's, uh, how's your baby?
651
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:42,896
She is good. Her name
is Heather. She's almost one.
652
00:36:44,593 --> 00:36:48,031
Are you just here
to ask about the baby?
653
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:51,252
I actually wanted
to ask you, um...
654
00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:56,605
how you felt about the, uh,
Ellen DeGeneres cancellation.
655
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,346
I know what a big
fan you were of her show.
656
00:36:58,433 --> 00:37:00,566
Yes, I was very disappointed,
as you can imagine.
657
00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:02,307
I've been dying to ask you.
658
00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:05,179
I mean, all the red flags
were there.
I should have known, but...
659
00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:07,790
Really fucked
with my afternoon schedules.
660
00:37:09,314 --> 00:37:10,184
What do you want?
661
00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:15,102
A friend encouraged me
to come here and ask you
why you broke up with me.
662
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,583
You know why I broke up
- with you.
- I don't. Just tell me.
663
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:18,540
- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
664
00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:19,976
We talked about it
so many times. You know.
665
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,369
We never talked.
I don't know why.
666
00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:24,329
I don't. If I knew,
I wouldn't be here, okay?
667
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:26,374
And look, I- obviously,
we had our, our problems,
668
00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:29,290
but I mean, fuck,
we were together forever.
669
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:30,683
We...
670
00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:32,815
We were supposed
to make it work.
671
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,948
Yeah.
- That was our fucking deal.
672
00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:37,646
Yeah, I thought so too.
673
00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:41,128
But your version of being
together is just existing
674
00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:42,956
and I needed more from life.
675
00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:45,567
Right. I don't know
what that means.
676
00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:48,570
For years, we just did
the same things all the time.
677
00:37:48,657 --> 00:37:50,268
We just went to
the same restaurants,
678
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:51,965
and ate the same foods,
and sat in the same chairs,
679
00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:54,707
just to, like,
not feel anything.
680
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:58,058
But at a certain point,
I wanted to feel things,
good and bad.
681
00:37:58,145 --> 00:38:00,321
And I wanted you there with me.
682
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,584
And I really tried.
683
00:38:02,671 --> 00:38:05,021
And you didn't wanna do that.
You never wanted to do that.
684
00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:06,980
You just wanted to fucking hide.
685
00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:09,983
You were just, like, stuck
and you refused to move.
686
00:38:10,113 --> 00:38:13,073
It's like you're
so afraid of feeling
that you're already dead.
687
00:38:13,769 --> 00:38:16,642
I had a lot of shit
to deal with,
and I've been working on it,
688
00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:18,905
and I have fought
to get better...
689
00:38:21,908 --> 00:38:25,041
but I don't think you wanted
to do that fight,
so I had to leave.
690
00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:29,132
Well, what would you do
if I told you, uh,
691
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,396
I got better too?
What would you say then?
692
00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:36,749
Yeah, well, then I would have
to ask you who that man is.
693
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,278
This is an awkward time
to explain.
694
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,411
Give it a shot.
695
00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:48,108
This is James.
696
00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:52,025
He follows me for a dark web
game where I'm being hunted
697
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,983
for my life
and he keeps me safe.
698
00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:56,725
Right.
699
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:02,209
Tommy, you have to deal
with your emotions.
700
00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:04,516
Okay? You deserve
better than this.
701
00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:05,430
You know what?
702
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,257
Thank you.
703
00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:10,348
Thank you. I actually
owe you one.
704
00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:12,350
'Cause he's awesome
and now he's mine.
705
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:15,875
- Cool. Who is she?
I'm his partner.
706
00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:19,052
And we're gonna go live
the fuck out of every day
707
00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:20,662
'cause we could die
at any moment.
708
00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,403
Yes.
Yeah.
709
00:39:23,317 --> 00:39:25,232
And congratulations
on your baby.
710
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,495
You look, I mean,
honestly, you look stunning.
711
00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:29,671
I'm so sorry. This isn't
about- this isn't about me.
712
00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:31,325
I'm so sorry.
I'm really, I'm gonna go.
713
00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:37,940
Take care, Tommy.
714
00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:40,595
Yeah, you too.
715
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:44,599
Bye, James.
716
00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:01,355
- Good try, buddy.
- Thanks, pal.
717
00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:03,662
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
718
00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:05,272
I thought that was
gonna be, like, funny,
719
00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:07,361
or I don't know what I thought.
That was awful.
720
00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:08,318
That was so awful.
721
00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:09,885
It's okay. It's okay.
It needed to happen.
722
00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:11,191
- Really?
- Yes. I'm glad.
723
00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:14,150
Okay. Partners? I'm so sorry.
724
00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:15,500
- Yes. Partners.
- Partners?
725
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:17,153
Okay, can we do something
fun, please?
726
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,154
Yes, please.
727
00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:20,330
Like, what's the most
fun thing you can think of?
728
00:40:43,353 --> 00:40:46,313
I am so glad we're playing
this game together.
729
00:40:47,096 --> 00:40:49,664
- I love dancing.
- It is so fun.
730
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:52,580
I'm so bad at it.
- You're so good at it.
731
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,800
I'm better than you
but I'm really bad.
732
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:59,195
All right, here you go.
I'm good. Thanks, bud.
733
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,157
Um, I need
to tell you something.
734
00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:05,724
- Okay.
- Uh...
735
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:08,814
My, uh, Dad didn't die.
I lied about that.
736
00:41:10,598 --> 00:41:13,383
He and my mom split up
when I was 10.
737
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,648
It wasn't dramatic.
Um, no fights or anything.
738
00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:18,911
They just kind of drifted apart
739
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:20,521
and neither of them
fought for the marriage.
740
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:25,221
So now, um, my nightmare is
to be in that relationship,
741
00:41:25,308 --> 00:41:29,138
and I, uh, kind of end
up in these situations
742
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,271
with overly dramatic people.
743
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:36,058
Um, but then I get, like,
overwhelmed by their shit
744
00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:37,103
and I leave.
745
00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:41,673
Well, thanks for the honesty.
746
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:52,074
When I was 10, my dad
vanished from the family.
747
00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,686
We were just hanging out
and everything was fine,
748
00:41:54,773 --> 00:41:56,949
and he and I stayed up
really late together.
749
00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:59,081
And we were playing
video games and laughing.
750
00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:01,693
And it was one of the most fun
nights I'd ever had with him.
751
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,347
And then when I woke up,
he was gone.
752
00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:07,829
And we all looked for him
and we called the police.
753
00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:11,703
There was, like,
no trace of him.
754
00:42:17,143 --> 00:42:19,319
This has been
an interesting day.
755
00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:20,973
- Right?
- Yeah.
756
00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:26,195
It's been a fascinating,
uh, first day,
757
00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:28,937
of our partnership
in this game together.
758
00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:30,373
Do you wanna get outta here?
759
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:33,202
Sure. Um, where to?
760
00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:36,075
I'm sorry I didn't want James
staying here,
761
00:42:36,162 --> 00:42:39,426
but I think he was content
with the hotel room I got him.
762
00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:42,429
Oh, he was really fired up
about that hotel room tonight.
763
00:42:42,516 --> 00:42:45,084
- He's excited for the time off.
- Yeah, and, and again,
764
00:42:45,171 --> 00:42:47,565
thank you for agreeing
to sleep like this.
765
00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:49,262
You know,
I'm sorry I'm old school.
766
00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:50,480
So I just thought it would be...
767
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:51,569
Mom, stop....better if...
768
00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:53,048
- Stop, stop, Mom.
- Okay, okay.
769
00:42:53,527 --> 00:42:55,877
So, again, you're welcome
to use the guest room
770
00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:59,359
if you want and have your
own bed. But it's up to you.
771
00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:01,666
That's really sweet of you.
But I obviously can't be
772
00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:03,058
away from your daughter
or I'm gonna--
773
00:43:03,145 --> 00:43:07,193
Oh, oh, right. Or you'll
get murdered. I forgot.
774
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,803
Oh, you know what?
775
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:11,806
I can't talk to you about this.
This is too weird.
776
00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:14,722
You know, you're an adult
so I assume you know
777
00:43:14,809 --> 00:43:16,898
what you're doing, so goodnight.
778
00:43:16,985 --> 00:43:20,728
And I hope no one murders
either of you.
779
00:43:26,255 --> 00:43:29,128
- I'm sorry about my Mom.
- No, she's great.
780
00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:31,217
This is great.
781
00:43:31,304 --> 00:43:33,480
- Thank God this is here.
- Yeah, for sure.
782
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,265
Otherwise it would be weird.
783
00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:40,008
Yeah, it would be weird
without it. For sure.
784
00:43:45,057 --> 00:43:45,927
All right.
785
00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:48,582
Good day.
786
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:50,540
- Glad we met.
- Mm-hmm.
787
00:44:02,814 --> 00:44:03,815
Goodnight.
788
00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:06,818
Goodnight.
789
00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,022
Wake up.
790
00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:37,979
My God.
791
00:44:40,895 --> 00:44:43,419
- Are you a ninja?
- Production assistant, yeah.
792
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:46,161
Why are you letting me see you?
793
00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:48,120
Well, you're all of
our favorite character.
794
00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:50,426
We think you play
with a lot of heart.
795
00:44:50,513 --> 00:44:51,601
Thanks.
796
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,169
You are not as safe
as you think you are.
797
00:44:54,256 --> 00:44:55,605
We wanted to warn you.
798
00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:59,784
Why do you keep saying "we"
when you're all by yourself?
799
00:45:16,235 --> 00:45:17,410
Hi, guys.
800
00:45:21,936 --> 00:45:25,113
You need to go.
You are not safe here.
801
00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:26,985
Yes, I am. I'm with Maddy.
802
00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:29,988
Shh.
803
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:31,772
Look.
804
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:41,521
Be careful. They're close.
Closer than you think.
805
00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:02,977
What the fuck?
806
00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:09,418
Holy-Oh my God.
807
00:46:14,162 --> 00:46:15,729
- Where were you?
- I was getting water.
808
00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:18,210
We need to go to a motel
right now, Maddy.
809
00:46:18,297 --> 00:46:20,473
- Is this about my Mom?
- What?
810
00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,518
Is this about, like,
the sleeping situation?
811
00:46:22,605 --> 00:46:24,825
No, it's not about
your Mom, it's about...
812
00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:27,610
There was a bunch of
contortionist ninjas in here.
813
00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:29,525
They came out of there and he,
814
00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:32,572
there was, like, six of them
in here and they told me
that it wasn't safe
815
00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:35,314
and I was in danger and we
needed to go someplace safer.
816
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,577
We can just move the pillows.
817
00:46:39,579 --> 00:46:41,668
It's not about the pillows. Okay.
818
00:46:46,716 --> 00:46:48,936
♪ I had a dream ♪
819
00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:53,114
♪ She took my hand
820
00:46:54,594 --> 00:46:58,859
♪ Led me to a wonderland
821
00:46:58,946 --> 00:47:00,034
How's this?
822
00:47:00,382 --> 00:47:02,689
Yeah, it's better, right?
Oh, great.
823
00:47:08,216 --> 00:47:09,609
Get up.
824
00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:11,872
No, I'm tired.
I wanna go to sleep.
825
00:47:11,959 --> 00:47:13,743
Please come out here
- just for a second.
What?
826
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,484
'Cause I can't.
I can't go out there alone.
Please.
827
00:47:15,571 --> 00:47:16,964
No.
- Please.
828
00:47:18,357 --> 00:47:20,011
Thank you.
829
00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,190
- It's very nice.
It's really--
830
00:47:25,277 --> 00:47:26,844
- It's very pretty.
It's pretty.
831
00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:34,721
Do you mind telling me why
you agreed to play the game?
832
00:47:35,461 --> 00:47:36,984
Why are you asking me this now?
833
00:47:37,071 --> 00:47:39,073
I'm just so curious.
834
00:47:44,122 --> 00:47:46,037
I was very bored.
835
00:47:47,342 --> 00:47:49,562
Like, dangerously bored.
836
00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:52,652
I felt like I needed to do
something extreme
to shake things up.
837
00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:55,263
Why did you agree to do it?
838
00:47:57,613 --> 00:48:00,399
I guess I did it, uh,
'cause I was lonely.
839
00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:04,316
I felt so alone and,
uh, stuck in my routine.
840
00:48:04,403 --> 00:48:05,970
I didn't know how
to get out of it.
841
00:48:06,057 --> 00:48:09,887
And as soon as that fucking
guy mentioned the loophole,
842
00:48:11,018 --> 00:48:12,193
a light bulb went off.
843
00:48:12,367 --> 00:48:14,413
And I thought, "Well, that's
what I've been craving."
844
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:18,678
I want to be around people more,
so I'll do that.
845
00:48:20,419 --> 00:48:21,594
And it's worked.
846
00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:27,817
Yeah. I think we sort of
did it for the same reason.
847
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:30,690
I bet everybody
who's played this game
has done it for the same reason.
848
00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:32,083
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
849
00:48:33,432 --> 00:48:36,391
- Let's go to bed.
- Yeah, let's go to bed.
850
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,021
Oh no. No. We're together.
851
00:49:02,591 --> 00:49:05,420
Hey, hey. Hey, man,
we're together.
852
00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:08,119
You can't do this, man.
Those aren't the rules.
853
00:49:08,249 --> 00:49:09,729
Sorry, maintenance.
I thought the room was empty.
854
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:11,078
Oh, fucking bullshit with you.
855
00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:12,558
If you're maintenance
then why are you dressed
856
00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:13,907
like a Mario brother?
857
00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:14,952
Tommy?
858
00:49:15,430 --> 00:49:16,997
What do you mean Mario brother?
859
00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:18,607
You know what I mean.
Fucking look at you.
860
00:49:18,694 --> 00:49:20,261
Hey... No, I don't know what you mean.
861
00:49:20,348 --> 00:49:23,743
I'm also the manager of
this motel. This is our uniform.
862
00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:26,572
Well, what are you,
are you maintenance
or are you the fucking manager?
863
00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:27,703
Can't I be both?
864
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:30,271
The, the uniform's
kind of ridiculous, so.
865
00:49:30,358 --> 00:49:32,926
Alright. I need
to improve the uniform.
866
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,885
I'm sorry for interrupting
your sleep.
867
00:49:36,669 --> 00:49:39,454
Just stay out
of our fucking room, Mario.
You hear me?
868
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:40,760
We're together now.
869
00:49:49,334 --> 00:49:50,161
Well...
870
00:49:53,468 --> 00:49:54,861
if I'm Mario...
871
00:49:56,341 --> 00:49:58,430
who does that make you, huh?
872
00:49:59,387 --> 00:50:01,955
Huh? King Koopa?
873
00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:03,130
What is King Koopa?
874
00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:05,393
What? You don't know
the characters?
875
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,829
It's the bad guy
from Mario Brothers.
876
00:50:07,395 --> 00:50:09,528
- It's a really good reference.
- I'm not the bad guy.
You're the bad guy.
877
00:50:09,615 --> 00:50:10,833
I'm the guy trying to survive.
878
00:50:10,964 --> 00:50:14,054
So in your scenario
that make you Mario.
879
00:50:14,141 --> 00:50:15,795
Yeah, he's Mario.
880
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:18,232
And that doesn't mean
I'm Princess Peach, by the way.
I'm fucking Luigi.
881
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:23,150
You wanna be Luigi?
His twin brother?
882
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:25,892
- Not the princess?
Well, I...
883
00:50:25,979 --> 00:50:28,982
I mean, I guess I wasn't
thinking about the fact that
it's like a bro--
884
00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:30,853
I guess Mario Brothers.
They are brothers.
885
00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:33,160
Yeah. I was just... I want it to be clear
886
00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:34,770
that it's, like, a partnership
and I feel like--
887
00:50:34,857 --> 00:50:37,817
Just stay out
of our fucking room.
How about that, man?
888
00:50:37,904 --> 00:50:39,036
'Cause we're together.
889
00:50:48,871 --> 00:50:51,222
Oh! Oh my gosh.
890
00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:53,659
Fucking Christ.
- Oh my God.
891
00:50:53,746 --> 00:50:55,008
- That was incredible.
- Yeah.
892
00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:56,531
Can you imagine if I
hadn't answered your ad?
893
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:59,099
I'd just be asleep in bed,
and instead I'm
yelling at some guy
894
00:50:59,186 --> 00:51:01,493
at three in the morning,
calling him like
a Mario Brother.
895
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,711
Okay, we gotta go.
896
00:51:02,798 --> 00:51:04,409
- What are you doing?
- We have to go obviously.
897
00:51:04,496 --> 00:51:06,672
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, we do.
898
00:51:07,281 --> 00:51:09,501
It's just not safe here.
We have to go.
899
00:51:09,588 --> 00:51:11,155
Hey. No, no, no.
900
00:51:11,416 --> 00:51:13,157
- It's safe.
- It's not safe.
901
00:51:13,244 --> 00:51:15,550
Tommy. You're not serious.
Where would we even go?
902
00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:17,161
No, no, no, no, no, we're not...
903
00:51:17,248 --> 00:51:19,946
- We're not doing that.
- We have to do it.
904
00:51:20,773 --> 00:51:22,992
Tommy, we just-- We're fine.
905
00:51:25,778 --> 00:51:28,737
- Okay, you know what?
- I don't understand
what's happening.
906
00:51:28,824 --> 00:51:31,349
Here's what's happening.
Did you see how close he was?
907
00:51:31,436 --> 00:51:33,002
- Yes.
- Did you see how
aggressive he was?
908
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,003
- Yes.
- I mean, he walked into our--
909
00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:35,614
And we're fine
'cause we're together.
910
00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:39,008
Right. But we have to be,
like, so perfect.
911
00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:40,097
Okay.
912
00:51:40,575 --> 00:51:42,186
It can't be as sloppy as it was
back at your house, right?
913
00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:44,318
Okay.
- It's gotta be 100 percent on.
914
00:51:44,405 --> 00:51:45,537
Okay.
- Or we're dead.
915
00:51:45,624 --> 00:51:48,409
Look, I really, really
like hanging with you.
916
00:51:48,496 --> 00:51:50,803
I feel like I have been
waiting for you.
917
00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:54,633
And now that I got you,
- I don't wanna die.
Okay.
918
00:51:55,634 --> 00:51:56,504
I'm...
919
00:51:58,898 --> 00:52:01,640
I'm not going anywhere.
920
00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:03,946
Okay?
921
00:52:04,077 --> 00:52:06,558
- Okay, I'm not going anywhere.
- Good, then...
922
00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:08,473
So then we have to
spend the next...
923
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,865
Great....two weeks or so...
924
00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:11,084
Great....like fucking this.
925
00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:13,391
I'm not worried about it,
- are you?
- No, no.
926
00:52:14,218 --> 00:52:16,872
All right, well, I promise
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm with you.
927
00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:19,614
- You're not getting rid of me.
- Okay, good. Then we're--
928
00:52:19,701 --> 00:52:21,225
- We're together.
- Yeah.
929
00:52:23,531 --> 00:52:25,272
♪ My love ♪
930
00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:27,100
♪ Will you promise ♪
931
00:52:28,362 --> 00:52:30,190
♪ To be mine
932
00:52:30,756 --> 00:52:32,540
♪ And I'll be yours
933
00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,413
♪ When the roses grow
934
00:52:36,283 --> 00:52:38,067
♪ I'll be there to smile
935
00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:40,461
♪ And to kiss you
936
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:43,072
♪ Love me more ♪
937
00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:45,988
♪ Only heaven knows
938
00:52:46,511 --> 00:52:48,382
♪ What's in store for us ♪
939
00:52:49,296 --> 00:52:51,037
♪ In this simple act
940
00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:53,344
♪ We call it love
941
00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:56,825
♪ You bet you can't deny
942
00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:59,480
♪ When your heart is bruised ♪
943
00:53:00,394 --> 00:53:03,745
♪ And yet you become his love
944
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,198
Holy shit.
945
00:53:22,068 --> 00:53:25,463
There's another participant.
Look. Look.
946
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:29,771
I am also playing.
I have info that you will want.
947
00:53:34,602 --> 00:53:36,169
We don't wanna do that, right?
948
00:53:36,691 --> 00:53:37,997
I mean, we have to see.
949
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:40,913
You wanna involve
somebody else? Now?
950
00:53:41,957 --> 00:53:43,959
I feel like we've got
a pretty good thing going here.
951
00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:46,832
- I would rather not fuck it up.
- Right.
952
00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:49,965
I'm feeling really good.
953
00:53:50,575 --> 00:53:52,925
Like, kind of better than
I've felt in a while.
954
00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:54,405
Sorry, are you listening?
955
00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:59,148
Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I am.
There's another person playing.
956
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,325
Hey, you're not listening.
It sucks.
957
00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:04,502
Maddy.
958
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:08,636
They could be playing the game
and they could be alone
959
00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:11,030
and in danger and we could help.
960
00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:14,163
Do you remember how we were
before we met each other?
961
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:17,558
How fucking scary that was?
How lonely we were?
962
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:21,736
Well, they could be
like this right now
and we could help them.
963
00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:23,651
Right?
964
00:54:24,739 --> 00:54:27,133
Or they could help us.
965
00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:28,917
They could have information
that changes our game.
966
00:54:29,004 --> 00:54:31,355
We don't know. We have to try.
967
00:54:31,442 --> 00:54:33,487
And what is there?
What, what's the risk?
968
00:54:35,794 --> 00:54:38,318
Nothing. We have
each other. Right?
969
00:54:39,537 --> 00:54:40,407
Right.
970
00:54:41,887 --> 00:54:47,022
But this could be huge for us.
This could help
our game so much.
971
00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:05,432
Sit down.
972
00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:14,615
- How many days you got left?
- I'm 11. She's, uh, 10.
973
00:55:18,706 --> 00:55:19,577
What's so funny?
974
00:55:20,578 --> 00:55:24,059
I don't wanna burst your bubble,
man, but the game is a joke.
975
00:55:24,146 --> 00:55:25,234
They're laughing at us.
976
00:55:26,584 --> 00:55:29,891
Oh, that's good to know.
977
00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:33,373
Right? It's a good
thing we met you.
978
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:35,897
Yeah, that's probably everything
we need though. We should--
979
00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,203
You don't wanna know
how the game works?
980
00:55:37,290 --> 00:55:38,422
I do want
to know how the game works.
981
00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:40,902
Well, we're still playing.
So I don't--Of course, yeah. Please tell us.
982
00:55:40,902 --> 00:55:45,211
They pick a certain type
of contestant.
You wanna know what the type is?
983
00:55:45,298 --> 00:55:46,647
- Analytical.
- Kinda cute.
984
00:55:46,734 --> 00:55:47,735
Hell no.
985
00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:50,956
They pick people really going
through shit. Like, struggling.
986
00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:53,045
Those are the ones
they take advantage of.
987
00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:56,222
The kind of people when other
people start to doubt them,
988
00:55:56,527 --> 00:55:57,919
they doubt themselves too.
989
00:55:59,965 --> 00:56:00,922
Right.
990
00:56:01,749 --> 00:56:04,056
Tom, I think we should go.
991
00:56:04,796 --> 00:56:06,406
You guys ready
for the other surprise?
992
00:56:06,493 --> 00:56:07,799
- Yeah.
- Not really.
993
00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:09,931
The show is a comedy.
994
00:56:10,671 --> 00:56:13,065
How's it a comedy?
They're trying
to fucking kill us.
995
00:56:13,152 --> 00:56:14,545
That's it right there.
996
00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:18,287
The people trying to kill you
are dressed up
just to get some laughs.
997
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:21,465
Like me, I'm getting hunted
by a sumo wrestler
998
00:56:21,552 --> 00:56:23,684
and a guy dressed like Sinbad.
999
00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:24,990
A sumo wrestler?
1000
00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:28,341
And Sinbad, like, the comedian?
1001
00:56:28,428 --> 00:56:31,388
Yeah. And they're
dangerous as fuck too.
1002
00:56:31,475 --> 00:56:35,479
So the show's, like, um,
like, "Let's Make a Deal."
1003
00:56:35,566 --> 00:56:37,568
Is that the one
with Wayne Brady?
1004
00:56:37,655 --> 00:56:39,787
Yeah, it's actually-
It's a surprisingly good show.
1005
00:56:39,874 --> 00:56:42,355
- He's a great host.
- No surprises there at all.
1006
00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:43,965
That motherfucker is all talent.
1007
00:56:44,052 --> 00:56:45,053
I've never seen the show.
1008
00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:46,054
Yes.
- It's fun.
1009
00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:48,666
It's a good show.
- Okay, I'll check it out.
1010
00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:51,625
Do you even know the
title of the show you're on?
1011
00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:52,670
No, they never told me.
1012
00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:54,149
- Did they tell you?
- No.
1013
00:56:55,673 --> 00:57:00,460
DOG. D, period, O, period, G.
Delusions of Grandeur.
1014
00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:03,463
You're stuck in a spider
web and don't even know it.
1015
00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:06,510
Charlie. Enough's enough.
It's time to go.
1016
00:57:07,206 --> 00:57:10,383
Bring your ass on. Now.
Gonna sit in the car.
1017
00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:14,213
That's my Dad.
He's on one. I gotta go.
1018
00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:22,308
I don't even know, uh...
1019
00:57:23,918 --> 00:57:27,705
- what to say.
- Yeah, um, I need to go home.
1020
00:57:28,401 --> 00:57:29,837
Yeah?
- Yeah.
1021
00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:30,925
Great, yeah. That's smart.
1022
00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:33,058
Just to get closer to the people
and places we're familiar with.
1023
00:57:33,145 --> 00:57:35,843
No um, I'm gonna, I think
I'm gonna go home alone.
1024
00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:38,237
What does that mean, alone?
Without me?
1025
00:57:38,324 --> 00:57:40,413
Yeah, I just need,
need the night at least
1026
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,546
to kind of breathe.
Does that make sense?
1027
00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:46,375
Uh, emotionally, yeah.
In terms of the game,
no, not at all.
1028
00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:48,769
Um, okay. How about this?
1029
00:57:48,856 --> 00:57:51,424
I can just drive you
wherever you want to go.
1030
00:57:51,511 --> 00:57:54,079
And maybe tomorrow
we can check in and,
1031
00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:55,820
and see where we're at kind of.
1032
00:57:56,081 --> 00:57:58,475
Or, or, or, sorry.
1033
00:57:58,997 --> 00:58:01,652
Or we could go back to the
motel and I'll just give you,
1034
00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:03,697
- I'll just give you more space.
Right.
1035
00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:05,394
The motel where we sleep
in the same bed
1036
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,135
and we can't be more
than three feet apart.
1037
00:58:07,266 --> 00:58:09,268
Well, we can--I can take, I can take
you wherever you want.
1038
00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:11,662
And I'll, I'll wait until
somebody's with you.
1039
00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:15,274
I think this is a really bad
idea and they could kill us.
1040
00:58:15,361 --> 00:58:18,582
Yeah, um...
1041
00:58:20,018 --> 00:58:22,063
I'm okay with you thinking that.
1042
00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,419
Maddy. Maddy, please.
1043
00:58:31,116 --> 00:58:36,904
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
1044
00:58:36,991 --> 00:58:37,862
What is happening?
1045
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:39,777
I don't know where
the cameras are,
but I know they're here.
1046
00:58:39,994 --> 00:58:41,953
I know you guys have been here.
You're sneaky as fuck.
1047
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,520
And I know that the ninjas
have been here.
1048
00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:45,826
I know the real name.
Delusions of Grandeur.
1049
00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:48,437
Fuck off. I got it.
Very clever. And guess what?
1050
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,961
I don't care. And guess what?
1051
00:58:50,048 --> 00:58:51,789
You tried to get my
family not to believe me.
1052
00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:56,228
Well, I got James.
And guess what?
He's become a friend.
1053
00:58:56,315 --> 00:58:58,273
Maybe even a friend for life.
1054
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,405
- This is your brother.
- Yeah.
1055
00:58:59,579 --> 00:59:00,885
And if I find out
Madeline gets hurt,
1056
00:59:01,276 --> 00:59:05,280
I'm gonna fucking
kill Andy Samberg.
Maddy dies, Samberg dies.
1057
00:59:05,367 --> 00:59:08,893
I'll turn that motherfucker
into a pinata.
You understand what I'm saying?
1058
00:59:09,023 --> 00:59:11,765
I'll put his head
on a fucking stick.
1059
00:59:11,983 --> 00:59:15,421
He'll be a little pinata boy.
1060
00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:18,642
Ya fucked with the wrong guy.
I'll kill Andy Samberg.
1061
00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:35,180
Tommy.
1062
00:59:37,748 --> 00:59:40,881
You gotta go. There's a limo
outside waiting for you.
1063
00:59:41,490 --> 00:59:45,146
I don't want to go
- to a limo right now.
- You don't have a choice.
1064
00:59:45,712 --> 00:59:47,496
Is this about...
1065
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,412
...me saying I would
murder Andy Samberg?
1066
00:59:50,499 --> 00:59:53,328
I don't know.'Cause I, I would never do that.
1067
00:59:53,415 --> 00:59:55,330
I was just saying it
'cause I was mad.
1068
00:59:55,417 --> 00:59:58,377
- I don't know. You gotta go.
- Am I in trouble?
1069
00:59:58,464 --> 00:59:59,596
I don't know.
1070
01:00:01,423 --> 01:00:02,337
Let's go.
1071
01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:00,091
Hi, Tommy.
1072
01:01:01,919 --> 01:01:02,833
Hi, Dad.
1073
01:01:04,922 --> 01:01:06,053
How's your mother?
1074
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:10,492
She's good, yeah. Mom's doing-Mary? Amy?
1075
01:01:11,015 --> 01:01:13,626
Good. Everybody's doing really
good in the last 30 years.
1076
01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:14,845
How are you?
1077
01:01:14,932 --> 01:01:17,369
Oh, real good.
1078
01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:19,371
Actually...
1079
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,897
Living in Cleveland, sober.
1080
01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:26,639
I'm sorry, uh, what, uh...
1081
01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:31,383
- What are you doing here?
- Right.
1082
01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:32,993
And I don't mean
to be rude, Dad.
1083
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,474
I'm just trying to do the math
on what the fuck's happening.
1084
01:01:35,561 --> 01:01:37,737
I didn't
expect to see you.
1085
01:01:37,824 --> 01:01:41,001
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
1086
01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:45,832
I'm here to tell you...
that Madeline is unharmed.
1087
01:01:46,746 --> 01:01:48,226
What are you talking about?
1088
01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:56,713
A few hours ago, a guy named
Wayne Brady knocked on my door.
1089
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,106
Next thing I know...
1090
01:01:59,193 --> 01:02:01,979
...I'm on a, a private jet.
1091
01:02:03,371 --> 01:02:05,330
Now I'm sitting here with you.
1092
01:02:06,244 --> 01:02:11,118
All right, Dad, well,
this was interesting but, um...
1093
01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:12,685
Tommy.
1094
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,255
When I, I left,
1095
01:02:17,342 --> 01:02:19,257
when you and me stayed up--Hey.
1096
01:02:19,344 --> 01:02:22,173
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey. No.
1097
01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:24,479
No. No.
1098
01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:26,568
Don't do this right now.
1099
01:02:27,308 --> 01:02:30,050
I can't do the big fucking
Dad talk right now.
1100
01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:36,404
What the fuck is going on now?
We're doing a Dad talk?
1101
01:02:36,491 --> 01:02:39,973
If I try to do a Dad talk, my
fucking head is gonna explode.
1102
01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:41,714
I understand.
1103
01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:44,064
I mean, don't get me wrong.
1104
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:48,765
I have wanted to have
this moment with you
1105
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:53,030
since the night
you fucking left.
1106
01:02:53,117 --> 01:02:58,992
I've dreamt of this fucking
moment, man. But not now.
1107
01:02:59,079 --> 01:03:02,822
'Cause all I'm thinking about
now is Madeline's safety.
1108
01:03:02,909 --> 01:03:05,390
I like her so much.
1109
01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:11,657
I hope no one hurts her, son.
Or you.
1110
01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:18,098
And that you get to spend
your lives together.
1111
01:03:19,534 --> 01:03:23,843
Don't be like me.
Don't fuck up a good thing.
1112
01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:30,894
Hey, Dad.
1113
01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:37,814
Is this real-life right now?
Is this really happening?
1114
01:03:40,033 --> 01:03:41,339
I think so.
1115
01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:46,910
Okay.
1116
01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:48,999
Okay.
1117
01:03:51,523 --> 01:03:52,567
I love you, Dad.
1118
01:03:54,482 --> 01:03:55,657
Oh, man.
1119
01:03:57,007 --> 01:03:57,834
Mm-hmm.
1120
01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:06,930
- All right.
- Okay.
1121
01:04:13,588 --> 01:04:16,330
Been calling her for days.
Maybe she wants
some space.
1122
01:04:23,468 --> 01:04:24,773
Hi.
1123
01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:27,515
Hey, I've been trying you
for days. Are you okay?
1124
01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:29,953
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
You're safe?
Hundred percent?
1125
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:30,954
Yeah.
1126
01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:35,262
Oh my God.
- Come here, please.
- Tommy. I was lying.
1127
01:04:35,349 --> 01:04:37,177
I know, we've been
over that. I don't care.
1128
01:04:37,264 --> 01:04:38,483
No. Tommy, about the game.
1129
01:04:39,745 --> 01:04:42,487
Um. I'm not playing a game.
1130
01:04:43,227 --> 01:04:46,578
- What are you talking about?
- I saw your ad and I...
1131
01:04:47,709 --> 01:04:51,844
...was really bored
and lonely, and um...
1132
01:04:53,106 --> 01:04:57,154
I thought it was a joke.
I thought this was like...
1133
01:04:58,938 --> 01:05:01,636
...roleplaying dating
or something...
1134
01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:03,551
What are you talking about?
What is this?
1135
01:05:03,682 --> 01:05:05,466
This is the truth. I...
1136
01:05:08,469 --> 01:05:10,471
I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
1137
01:05:13,126 --> 01:05:15,433
- Who got to you?
- Nobody.
1138
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,783
Who told you to say this?
1139
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,003
Tommy, nobody.
1140
01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:23,223
Yeah. Was it fucking
Wayne Brady?
1141
01:05:23,310 --> 01:05:25,269
Did Wayne Brady come here
and tell you to say that?
1142
01:05:25,356 --> 01:05:27,053
That son of a fucking bitch.
1143
01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:28,794
I can assure you Wayne Brady
was not here.
1144
01:05:33,581 --> 01:05:35,279
Oh, for fuck's sake.
1145
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:39,500
- They got my Mom.
Who got your Mom?
1146
01:05:39,587 --> 01:05:41,459
Fucking hunters, Maddy.
1147
01:05:42,112 --> 01:05:45,767
Please, please keep up with me.
James, go as fast as you can!
1148
01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:48,118
Shit. Shit. Shit.
1149
01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:01,000
Ah!
- Ah, God.
1150
01:06:01,914 --> 01:06:05,744
Whoo. Hi.
I, I'm Ellen DeGeneres.
1151
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,008
Sorry, but you don't really look
like Ellen DeGeneres to me.
1152
01:06:09,095 --> 01:06:12,055
You're probably
a little nervous,
'cause you're a big fan.
1153
01:06:12,142 --> 01:06:13,882
You've come to my taping before.
1154
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,581
Yeah? You, you and, uh,
your ex-girlfriend, didn't you?
1155
01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:18,235
Yeah, we went.
How do you know that?
1156
01:06:18,322 --> 01:06:21,412
Well, get in the car, Tom.
We can talk about it in private.
1157
01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:23,544
But it's not a limousine.
1158
01:06:23,631 --> 01:06:25,851
Well, I, I like a Lincoln.
1159
01:06:25,938 --> 01:06:27,592
Why the fuck
would you like a Lincoln?
1160
01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:30,247
Come on, don't be a car snob.
Just, just get in the car.
1161
01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:32,031
- I'm not a car snob.
Tommy, please.
1162
01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,293
Why would you like
a Lincoln over a limo?
1163
01:06:35,774 --> 01:06:37,254
Get in the fucking car.
1164
01:06:37,602 --> 01:06:41,084
Hey, it's Ellen DeGeneres
from TV.
She's giving away guest blocks.
1165
01:06:41,171 --> 01:06:42,737
Tommy! What the hell
happened to you, man?
1166
01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:44,348
I got hit in the face.
1167
01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:46,698
Oh, well, that's what
happens when you go too fast.
1168
01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:49,179
- Here, gimme your hand.
- You gotta keep up with me, man.
1169
01:06:49,266 --> 01:06:51,485
Did you say
Ellen DeGeneres was here?
1170
01:06:51,572 --> 01:06:55,359
No, that wasn't Ellen DeGeneres.
It was a murderer, you asshole!
1171
01:06:55,489 --> 01:06:56,534
What?
1172
01:06:56,838 --> 01:06:59,319
- How's it look?
- Awful. Wipe your mouth.
1173
01:06:59,406 --> 01:07:00,625
Did you just call me an asshole?
1174
01:07:04,063 --> 01:07:05,021
Almost there.
1175
01:07:05,499 --> 01:07:07,849
Yeah, yeah, you said
that about ten minutes ago.
1176
01:07:07,936 --> 01:07:10,591
Okay, come on, come on.
Please, please, please.
Hurry up.
1177
01:07:16,989 --> 01:07:17,946
What is this?
1178
01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:20,123
What does it look like?
It's an intervention.
1179
01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:22,081
- For me?
- No, for Mom.
1180
01:07:22,168 --> 01:07:23,561
We're all just facing
the wrong direction.
1181
01:07:23,648 --> 01:07:25,519
What the hell happened
to your tooth?
1182
01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:29,219
Oh, I got hit in the face
by an Ellen DeGeneres
impersonator.
1183
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:31,351
- Did it hurt?
- It was a pretty clean hit.
1184
01:07:31,438 --> 01:07:33,223
Yes, it hurt,
but it's kind of fine now.
1185
01:07:33,310 --> 01:07:35,007
Hi, Tom. I'm Lindsay.
1186
01:07:35,094 --> 01:07:37,488
I'm an interventionist
and I'd like to welcome you
1187
01:07:37,575 --> 01:07:39,098
to have a seat
with us for a while.
1188
01:07:39,403 --> 01:07:42,101
Hi, Lindsay. An inter...
What do you think?
I'm a drug addict?
1189
01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:45,887
- Do you think I'm on drugs?
- No, it's about
your mental health.
1190
01:07:45,974 --> 01:07:48,281
Or, I mean--
We're not really
sure what it is.
1191
01:07:48,368 --> 01:07:51,154
Or maybe it's about attention
or, like, Theresa dumped you.
1192
01:07:51,241 --> 01:07:52,720
Okay, well, then how
about fucking this?
1193
01:07:52,807 --> 01:07:55,593
I saw Theresa and we're good.
We talked.
1194
01:07:56,463 --> 01:07:57,769
Oh, yeah?
1195
01:07:58,248 --> 01:08:00,989
Okay, well, maybe it's about
Dad never being around.
1196
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,295
I saw Dad.
1197
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,776
He says hi to everybody.
1198
01:08:04,863 --> 01:08:08,910
Yeah, he lives in Cleveland.
He claims to be sober,
1199
01:08:08,997 --> 01:08:11,261
and he was pretty apologetic
about how he left.
1200
01:08:11,870 --> 01:08:13,306
You saw Dad?
1201
01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:16,004
Yeah, we were
in a limousine together.
1202
01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:20,270
Uh, Wayne Brady, um,
I guess found him
and put him on a private jet.
1203
01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:24,709
Wayne Brady's friends with Dad?
1204
01:08:24,839 --> 01:08:26,537
I'm not sure if Wayne
Brady's friends with him,
1205
01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:28,626
but yeah, that's what Dad said.
1206
01:08:28,713 --> 01:08:31,368
There are a lot of people in
this room who really love you.
1207
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:32,804
So why don't you just
sit for a while.
1208
01:08:32,891 --> 01:08:35,067
Hey, hey. Tommy?
- What?
1209
01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:36,068
Just sit down.
1210
01:08:36,503 --> 01:08:38,810
No offense, but this woman
is ridiculously expensive,
1211
01:08:38,897 --> 01:08:40,246
so please, thank you.
1212
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:45,512
Okay, we hired someone.
We hired someone to search
for your dark web show.
1213
01:08:45,599 --> 01:08:47,166
They found nothing, honey.
1214
01:08:50,387 --> 01:08:51,388
No thanks, buddy.
1215
01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:57,916
Well, maybe the person that
you hired is part of the game.
1216
01:08:58,046 --> 01:09:00,179
Have you brainiacs
ever thought of that?
1217
01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:03,095
- Maybe it's a setup.
Oh, Tommy.
1218
01:09:03,356 --> 01:09:06,664
Tommy, we've been down
this road so many times.
1219
01:09:06,751 --> 01:09:10,363
And it's not the first time
that you thought the world
was against you.
1220
01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:12,017
It just happens
to be the latest.
1221
01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:15,194
Honey, please accept it.
1222
01:09:21,809 --> 01:09:24,029
There's a ninja
out the window right now.
1223
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:27,206
But don't look,
they'll just run away.
It'll make me look worse.
1224
01:09:27,293 --> 01:09:28,164
There's no ninja.
1225
01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:30,340
What's that ninja doing?
Something really cool?
1226
01:09:30,427 --> 01:09:33,125
Like, some back flips,
some kicks,
or are they just chilling?
1227
01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:34,474
Just chilling.
1228
01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:36,172
That's disappointing.
1229
01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:39,262
Flips would've been cool.
- Okay, stop it. It's not funny.
1230
01:09:39,349 --> 01:09:40,959
Used to be funny.
1231
01:09:41,481 --> 01:09:44,267
- Uh, excuse me, uh, Lindsay.
Yes.
1232
01:09:44,354 --> 01:09:46,225
This is a lot to take in, um,
1233
01:09:46,312 --> 01:09:48,619
and, um, I'm just wondering
before I make my decision
1234
01:09:48,706 --> 01:09:51,099
and we get to the letters,
if I can just take a minute.
1235
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:55,103
Um, just to process and then I'm
happy to get in. Is that okay?
1236
01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:57,367
- Sure.
Thank you.
1237
01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:02,415
Would you stop fucking snacking
and come with me, man?
1238
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,809
That's all you ever say to me.
1239
01:10:04,896 --> 01:10:06,637
Stop snacking is all
I say to you?
1240
01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:08,204
- Yeah.
- That's not it.
1241
01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:10,249
Oh, it isn't?
No.
1242
01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:11,946
Well, that went really bad.
1243
01:10:12,033 --> 01:10:14,601
I can't believe one tooth
can change a face so much.
1244
01:10:14,688 --> 01:10:16,299
- Right?
- Oh! There, he's running.
1245
01:10:16,386 --> 01:10:17,735
No, Tommy.
Go, go, go, go, go.
1246
01:10:17,822 --> 01:10:21,086
Oh, goddamn it.
I'm calling the police.
1247
01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:29,225
Man, I gotta admit, this
has been a lot of fun.
1248
01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:31,792
I agree, man.
1249
01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:35,274
It's been great having
you part of it, James.
It really has.
1250
01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:39,409
Also, you should know
my name's not James.
1251
01:10:39,496 --> 01:10:43,717
It's Walter.
1252
01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:46,938
- Is that true?
- Yes, that's true.
1253
01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:51,029
So why the fuck did you
tell me your name was James?
1254
01:10:51,116 --> 01:10:53,031
I didn't tell you my
name was James.
1255
01:10:53,118 --> 01:10:54,859
You just started
calling me James.
1256
01:10:54,946 --> 01:10:56,991
What?
1257
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:04,825
- I just made up James?
- Yes, you did.
1258
01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:07,001
But don't worry about it, man.
1259
01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:08,264
Um--All right.
1260
01:11:08,786 --> 01:11:10,657
- We're friends now.
- Okay.
1261
01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:13,138
- Sorry I did that.
- So you should know my real name.
1262
01:11:13,225 --> 01:11:15,445
Yeah, I agree, man.
1263
01:11:15,532 --> 01:11:17,795
Sometimes my brain
does shit, man.
1264
01:11:21,146 --> 01:11:24,323
Well, Walter, when I win this
fucking game, which I will...
1265
01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:27,631
I'd like to buy you
a place, man.
1266
01:11:27,718 --> 01:11:30,416
- For reals?
- Hundred percent.
You deserve it, man.
1267
01:11:30,503 --> 01:11:31,852
- No, no.
- You're a great fucking guy.
1268
01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:32,940
- No, no, man.
- And I don't...
1269
01:11:33,376 --> 01:11:35,682
I don't want you
- living like this.
- It's too much.
1270
01:11:35,769 --> 01:11:36,901
We're friends, right?
1271
01:11:36,988 --> 01:11:38,468
- Yeah.
- So I got you.
1272
01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:43,473
Listen to me.
1273
01:11:44,517 --> 01:11:47,433
Keep your head in the game, kid.
1274
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:51,002
Remember what you're doing.
Remember the rules.
1275
01:11:51,089 --> 01:11:55,223
You can win. Don't quit.
1276
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:00,664
Okay.
1277
01:12:00,751 --> 01:12:02,100
- You're good?
- Yeah.
1278
01:12:02,187 --> 01:12:03,449
Okay. Me too.
1279
01:12:03,623 --> 01:12:06,626
Okay.
1280
01:12:06,757 --> 01:12:09,194
Boy, we are a toothless
bunch of old dudes, ain't we?
1281
01:12:26,951 --> 01:12:29,693
Excuse me. Have you seen the guy
I was with, with the big beard?
1282
01:12:36,526 --> 01:12:39,093
What the fuck is going on?
James!
1283
01:12:42,183 --> 01:12:43,141
Walter!
1284
01:12:56,937 --> 01:12:58,635
Have you seen the guy I
was with, with the big beard?
1285
01:13:00,724 --> 01:13:02,029
It's a dark web reality show.
1286
01:13:02,116 --> 01:13:03,770
I'm being hunted,
I just can't be alone.
1287
01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:06,643
So that's why I came here,
cause my family
doesn't trust me. So...
1288
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,132
I'd prefer to go home,
believe me, you know,
1289
01:13:18,219 --> 01:13:20,613
but it's only a couple
more days, so...
1290
01:13:25,488 --> 01:13:27,881
So I've got about
24 hours left, and then I win.
1291
01:13:27,968 --> 01:13:30,057
That's it. That's it.
1292
01:13:43,767 --> 01:13:44,855
Wake up.
1293
01:13:49,816 --> 01:13:51,296
It's day 30, is it over?
1294
01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:53,167
- Did I win?
- No.
1295
01:13:53,907 --> 01:13:55,213
Then why are you here?
1296
01:13:55,735 --> 01:13:58,303
We're just here
to give you instructions
on the ending of the game.
1297
01:13:59,217 --> 01:14:00,131
Okay.
1298
01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:03,264
You can just bring out
the other ninjas,
I know they're here.
1299
01:14:11,272 --> 01:14:12,273
Hey.
1300
01:14:12,796 --> 01:14:14,798
So what happens now,
how does it end?
1301
01:14:14,885 --> 01:14:17,453
- There will be a limo.
- You need to get in it.
1302
01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:19,019
It will take you to the ending.
1303
01:14:19,716 --> 01:14:21,718
That's it. Those are
the instructions.
1304
01:14:21,805 --> 01:14:23,284
Okay, where's the limo?
1305
01:14:23,371 --> 01:14:26,113
I don't know, but, uh,
they did tell me to tell you
1306
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:29,073
that you need to leave this area
to find the limo.
1307
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,945
I have to leave here? Why?
1308
01:14:32,032 --> 01:14:33,860
They feel like the audience
is getting bored
1309
01:14:33,947 --> 01:14:35,601
watching you sleeping
under this bridge.
1310
01:14:35,688 --> 01:14:37,342
They feel like it's getting
a little depressing.
1311
01:14:37,429 --> 01:14:38,517
Really?
1312
01:14:38,604 --> 01:14:40,693
It is a comedy, remember?
1313
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:42,608
Well, I'm sorry I'm not being
more entertaining,
1314
01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:44,436
but people are trying
to murder me.
1315
01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:47,787
We get it. But they do want
a more exciting ending.
1316
01:14:47,874 --> 01:14:49,746
That's why we got rid
of Walter in the first place.
1317
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:52,400
They felt like your relationship
was too repetitive.
1318
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:55,882
You took Walter?
You didn't hurt him, did you?
1319
01:14:55,969 --> 01:14:59,756
No, he's sleeping in a motel
right now until
you either win or die.
1320
01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:01,627
He's quite happy
with the set up.
1321
01:15:01,714 --> 01:15:03,542
Well I'm sure he is.
1322
01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:07,198
We recommend that you find
someone getting outta here
1323
01:15:07,285 --> 01:15:08,765
and you follow them.
1324
01:15:09,156 --> 01:15:11,115
- The limo will find you.
- Okay.
1325
01:15:12,072 --> 01:15:13,160
Maybe her?
1326
01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:45,366
Sir, why'd you follow me?
1327
01:15:45,453 --> 01:15:47,020
Oh, I wasn't following you.
1328
01:15:47,107 --> 01:15:49,545
We just both happened to be
doing the same thing.
1329
01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,991
How are you doing, Mr. Walcott?
1330
01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:05,343
Boy, you have been
one hell of a contestant.
1331
01:16:05,430 --> 01:16:07,040
Excuse me, can you see him?
1332
01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:09,826
Stop talking to me.
1333
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:14,395
Mm-hmm. Woah.
1334
01:16:14,482 --> 01:16:16,702
I'm not alone. We're together.
1335
01:16:16,789 --> 01:16:20,837
You will be.
And I'm a patient man.
1336
01:16:20,924 --> 01:16:22,273
Do you mind if I ask you
a question?
1337
01:16:23,404 --> 01:16:24,492
Go ahead.
1338
01:16:26,973 --> 01:16:28,801
Have you figured it out?
1339
01:16:30,629 --> 01:16:33,719
That this whole game
was set up just for you?
1340
01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:37,462
All that Michael Jackson shit.
1341
01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:41,379
You and your dad
playing video games,
1342
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:43,860
and your ex
with Ellen DeGeneres.
1343
01:16:49,822 --> 01:16:51,345
So then who are you?
1344
01:16:51,737 --> 01:16:55,523
I think maybe you watched
a few too many westerns, huh?
1345
01:18:30,096 --> 01:18:31,054
Hi.
1346
01:18:32,185 --> 01:18:34,231
- Me again.
- Hi.
1347
01:18:34,535 --> 01:18:36,712
So, you been having fun?
1348
01:18:36,842 --> 01:18:38,801
Did you just ask
if I was having fun?
1349
01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:40,846
Um... yes?
1350
01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:43,762
No! I'm not having fun!
1351
01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:44,720
Okay.
1352
01:18:45,285 --> 01:18:48,027
This has been
a goddamn nightmare,
Andy Samberg.
1353
01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:50,551
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
But truth be told...
1354
01:18:51,422 --> 01:18:54,207
since I last saw you,
things haven't been
that great for me either. So...
1355
01:18:55,905 --> 01:18:58,777
Been on
a little bit of a bender.
1356
01:18:58,864 --> 01:19:01,258
- You've been on a bender?
Lot of ups and downs.
1357
01:19:01,519 --> 01:19:04,391
Currently in a big down.
1358
01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:10,093
In a big down.
Thus, me, back here with you.
1359
01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:12,530
- For a little money gig.
- What do you even want?
1360
01:19:12,617 --> 01:19:13,749
You know what,
you're actually totally right.
1361
01:19:13,836 --> 01:19:15,098
I'm gonna keep this moving
1362
01:19:15,228 --> 01:19:17,665
so I can get paid, you can
be on your way, and I can...
1363
01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:20,625
♪ Take it back
to squeaky street. ♪
1364
01:19:20,712 --> 01:19:22,758
I'm just kidding!
1365
01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:24,847
No more of that.
1366
01:19:25,195 --> 01:19:26,805
Just getting my money so I can
pay everyone back that I owe.
1367
01:19:26,892 --> 01:19:28,328
If you're watching,
I'm just joking around,
1368
01:19:28,415 --> 01:19:30,200
you're gonna get your money.
Here we go.
1369
01:19:31,592 --> 01:19:34,030
Thomas Walcott.
Smelly, no tooth.
1370
01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:35,945
Doesn't really say that,
I was just joking.
1371
01:19:36,032 --> 01:19:39,078
Gotta keep it light.
Congratulations.
You have made it to the limo.
1372
01:19:39,165 --> 01:19:42,255
But the game is not over.
You have a choice.
1373
01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:45,476
Do you want to continue playing,
or end it now,
1374
01:19:45,563 --> 01:19:48,522
and return to your home safely
but receive no money?
1375
01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:54,398
- I'm gonna do it.
- Really?
1376
01:19:54,485 --> 01:19:58,445
Yeah, really.
I've come this far,
I need to finish what I started.
1377
01:19:58,532 --> 01:20:00,839
Why would you--
You know what? Fine.
1378
01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:03,015
I get paid more
if you keep going, so great.
1379
01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,539
He wants to keep going.
Let's keep going.
1380
01:20:06,932 --> 01:20:09,805
Jesus fucking Christ.
1381
01:20:12,329 --> 01:20:14,461
Hey uh, would you do me a favor?
Roll your window down.
1382
01:20:14,548 --> 01:20:16,594
You're pretty ripe.
1383
01:20:17,725 --> 01:20:21,817
Thank you.
1384
01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:35,918
Okay. Good luck, man.
1385
01:20:56,503 --> 01:20:57,548
Hey, boo.
1386
01:20:58,244 --> 01:21:01,117
Can I talk to you? I got some
information about Maddy.
1387
01:21:01,204 --> 01:21:04,424
Hey, Tommy, come this way.
Towards me.
1388
01:21:04,511 --> 01:21:06,600
- We're friends with Charlie.
- Sinbad...
1389
01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:08,211
- Come here.
- Fuck.
1390
01:21:08,298 --> 01:21:09,865
Tommy.
1391
01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:22,965
Tommy!
1392
01:21:35,499 --> 01:21:37,457
Holy shit.
1393
01:21:37,805 --> 01:21:40,721
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
1394
01:21:48,642 --> 01:21:51,558
I won! I won! I won!
1395
01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:06,225
Where are the fucking guys?
I won!
1396
01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:14,190
It's been 30 days. The limo
picked me up, I made it!
1397
01:22:14,799 --> 01:22:16,888
I told you when
we were sitting here,
1398
01:22:17,019 --> 01:22:19,325
your game was beatable,
and it was.
1399
01:22:19,412 --> 01:22:21,066
And I beat you!
1400
01:22:21,588 --> 01:22:24,940
You tried to break me,
but you failed at that too.
1401
01:22:25,027 --> 01:22:27,507
You actually made me stronger.
1402
01:22:27,594 --> 01:22:29,814
You wanna know why?
'Cause I learned things.
1403
01:22:29,901 --> 01:22:33,209
First of all, I got over my ex.
Check mark.
1404
01:22:33,861 --> 01:22:36,952
Second of all, I saw my Dad.
Thank you.
1405
01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:38,866
Fucking check mark.
1406
01:22:39,345 --> 01:22:42,609
Third of all, I met a new woman
and she's excellent.
1407
01:22:42,696 --> 01:22:43,959
So how's this?
1408
01:22:45,612 --> 01:22:51,314
I know that I won, and you
owe me a million dollars,
1409
01:22:51,401 --> 01:22:55,100
and I'm not leaving
until you bring it to me.
1410
01:23:05,371 --> 01:23:08,026
Just gimme my goddamn money
so I can get on with my life
1411
01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:09,636
for fuck's sake.
1412
01:23:22,867 --> 01:23:27,089
Congratulations.
You survived 30 days.
1413
01:23:27,176 --> 01:23:31,658
- You are our first winner!
- You won our game!
1414
01:23:31,745 --> 01:23:34,313
How does it feel to be a winner?
1415
01:23:35,967 --> 01:23:38,796
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
1416
01:23:38,883 --> 01:23:40,145
Stoked for you, Tommy.
1417
01:23:40,276 --> 01:23:43,540
Thanks, man. You helped
me a lot. All you guys did.
1418
01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:46,064
I mean, not you, Samurai.
1419
01:23:46,151 --> 01:23:49,198
I just met you.
And you remember this guy.
1420
01:23:49,981 --> 01:23:52,940
You beat me, ya prick.
1421
01:23:53,941 --> 01:23:57,554
Even that was scary.
1422
01:23:57,641 --> 01:23:58,555
What is this?
1423
01:23:59,164 --> 01:24:02,211
This is Danish Kroner.
It's the currency of Greenland.
1424
01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:05,779
Thank you. And I'm really glad
you didn't kill me.
1425
01:24:05,866 --> 01:24:07,520
You're very welcome.
1426
01:24:07,607 --> 01:24:09,087
I think I learned
from this game,
1427
01:24:09,174 --> 01:24:11,829
I'm ready to shake things up.
Let's try new things.
1428
01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:13,048
Yeah.
1429
01:24:13,135 --> 01:24:17,965
I fucking won!
I won the game!
1430
01:24:19,228 --> 01:24:22,100
Fuck yeah!
1431
01:24:22,187 --> 01:24:27,801
Wow! What a fucked-up game!
1432
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:40,988
Was it dangerous? Uh, yeah,
it actually really was.
1433
01:24:41,554 --> 01:24:43,948
Was it worth it? Hmm.
1434
01:24:45,297 --> 01:24:49,780
You bet your ass it was.
'Cause we're talking
a million dollars.
1435
01:24:50,346 --> 01:24:51,390
And I won.
1436
01:24:52,783 --> 01:24:55,481
So I'd like to thank you
guys for fucking nothing,
1437
01:24:55,568 --> 01:24:57,788
because you didn't
believe in me,
1438
01:24:57,918 --> 01:25:00,051
and you were wrong
and I was right.
1439
01:25:00,138 --> 01:25:01,966
And you all have egg
on your face.
1440
01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:03,663
So what do you have
to say for yourselves?
1441
01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:08,625
I'm glad you fixed your tooth,
'cause it really
looked terrible.
1442
01:25:08,712 --> 01:25:11,628
Comedically.
- I preferred it before.
So you won.
1443
01:25:12,150 --> 01:25:16,111
So does that,
does that mean you're,
you're a millionaire now, honey?
1444
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:21,028
Uh, obviously with this game,
there's always twists and turns
1445
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:22,595
and it's happened
with the currency.
1446
01:25:22,682 --> 01:25:23,770
What's the twist
with the currency?
1447
01:25:23,857 --> 01:25:25,032
Yeah, how much-
How much did you--
1448
01:25:25,163 --> 01:25:27,165
I wonder what the twist
is with the currency.
1449
01:25:27,252 --> 01:25:28,819
Are you a millionaire or not?
1450
01:25:28,906 --> 01:25:29,950
- Yeah, so.
Of course.
1451
01:25:30,516 --> 01:25:32,562
Yeah, so the way they're doing
the payment on this one is uh,
1452
01:25:32,649 --> 01:25:37,306
it's four grand a month
for, I think it's 250 months.
1453
01:25:37,654 --> 01:25:40,222
And it's in
Greenlandic currency.
So I don't know the conversion.
1454
01:25:40,309 --> 01:25:42,615
That's very interesting.
Greenlandic currency.
1455
01:25:42,702 --> 01:25:44,704
I wonder where that
terrible idea came from.
1456
01:25:44,791 --> 01:25:46,793
Not so bad!
That's, like, 12 years.
1457
01:25:46,924 --> 01:25:48,969
Yeah.
Okay well, that's it.
I'm done.
1458
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:51,102
Uh, Wayne Brady, big fan.
1459
01:25:51,189 --> 01:25:52,190
- Yeah.
- Aw, thank you.
1460
01:25:52,669 --> 01:25:54,105
Uh, you wanna grab lunch
or something, or are you down?
1461
01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:56,107
- Yeah, yeah, no I'm down.
- Great. Awesome. Yeah, cool.
1462
01:25:56,194 --> 01:25:58,240
Thank you. Alright,
well good to see everybody.
1463
01:25:59,110 --> 01:26:01,460
It's just like a lot,
you know what I mean?
1464
01:26:01,547 --> 01:26:03,288
Hey, thank you.
1465
01:26:03,462 --> 01:26:06,509
So, what are you
gonna tell Maddy if she asks
about the game?
1466
01:26:06,596 --> 01:26:08,163
I'm gonna tell her the truth.
1467
01:26:08,293 --> 01:26:11,340
The game's over.
Time to move on.
1468
01:26:12,515 --> 01:26:15,996
Alright. Here goes nothing.
Now or never.
1469
01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:17,737
Yeah, here goes nothing.
1470
01:26:19,304 --> 01:26:20,740
You want me to come with you?
1471
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:24,004
No, no. I wanna do it
on my own. But thanks.
1472
01:26:24,091 --> 01:26:25,745
I'll see you back at the
apartment, though, all right?
1473
01:26:25,832 --> 01:26:27,138
Come on, hug it up.
1474
01:26:27,704 --> 01:26:29,836
Thanks. I'll see you back
- at home, okay?
- Yeah, I'll see you at home.
1475
01:26:29,923 --> 01:26:31,577
Alright. You're the best.
1476
01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:55,122
♪ Now what I want is
an easy movement ♪
1477
01:26:56,341 --> 01:26:58,865
♪ So kindly go gently with me ♪
1478
01:27:22,846 --> 01:27:26,197
♪ Now what I want is
freedom of my legs ♪
1479
01:27:26,458 --> 01:27:29,200
♪ So kindly keep back a little ♪
1480
01:27:33,900 --> 01:27:36,468
♪ I don'’t like it when
you'’re holding my hips ♪
1481
01:27:36,555 --> 01:27:39,123
♪ I want you to rock me
like this ♪
1482
01:27:39,210 --> 01:27:41,647
♪ I don'’t like it when you're
touching my breast ♪
1483
01:27:41,734 --> 01:27:43,606
♪ I'd like you to be
at your best ♪
1484
01:27:43,693 --> 01:27:46,130
♪ Oh mister, please go easy ♪
1485
01:27:46,217 --> 01:27:50,395
♪ So mister, I say,
go easy with me ♪
1486
01:28:06,542 --> 01:28:09,153
♪ It is true that
the music is sweet ♪
1487
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:12,156
♪ But kindly keep me released ♪
1488
01:28:26,562 --> 01:28:29,434
♪ Now what I see is that
you'’re getting too hot ♪
1489
01:28:29,521 --> 01:28:31,610
♪ Sir please,
suppress your feeling ♪
1490
01:28:31,697 --> 01:28:34,178
♪ I say mister,
please suppress your ♪
1491
01:28:34,483 --> 01:28:36,876
♪ So mister, I say,
suppress your ♪
1492
01:28:42,186 --> 01:28:44,754
♪ I don'’t like it when you're
holding my hips ♪
1493
01:28:44,841 --> 01:28:47,409
♪ I want you
to rock me like this ♪
1494
01:28:47,496 --> 01:28:49,802
♪ I don'’t like it when you're
touching my breast ♪
1495
01:28:49,889 --> 01:28:51,717
♪ I'd like you to be
at your best ♪
1496
01:28:51,804 --> 01:28:54,416
♪ Oh mister, please go easy ♪
1497
01:28:54,503 --> 01:28:59,551
♪ So mister, I say, go easy
with me, alright! ♪
1498
01:30:09,534 --> 01:30:10,666
♪ Wake up in the morning
1499
01:30:10,753 --> 01:30:12,494
♪ It's a quarter to three ♪
1500
01:30:12,581 --> 01:30:14,278
♪ I hit the street ♪
1501
01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:18,413
♪ Wake up in the morning
1502
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:19,892
♪ It's a quarter to three ♪
1503
01:30:19,979 --> 01:30:21,720
♪ I hit the street ♪
1504
01:30:24,114 --> 01:30:26,333
♪ Now that my mind is racing
1505
01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:27,857
♪ And rolling around ♪
1506
01:30:27,944 --> 01:30:30,381
♪ I can't sleep anymore ♪
1507
01:30:31,991 --> 01:30:34,080
♪ Now that my mind is racing
1508
01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:35,560
♪ And rolling around ♪
1509
01:30:35,647 --> 01:30:38,215
♪ I can't sleep anymore ♪
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