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Well. There it is, Agarn.
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Sarge, this is beautiful.
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Hm. Now, this is the
best idea you ever had
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for O'Rourke Enterprises.
You're a genius.
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You're just saying
that because it's true.
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No, no, no. You'll
go down in history.
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Right alongside Robert
Fulton and his steamboat.
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Eli Whitney and his cotton gin.
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And now: Morgan
O'Rourke and his horse wash.
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Hit the water, Smokey Bear.
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Right, Crazy Cat.
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All right. Give him
good polish job now.
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Get all those spots there.
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Okay.
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Ready for rinsing, chief.
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Sorry about that.
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Crazy Cat!
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How would you like
punch in the nose?!
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But not do it on purpose, chief.
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Well, of course he didn't.
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It's just that, well,
we haven't got
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all the bugs worked out yet.
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Chief, why don't
you just step back?
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We'll soap you
up, sponge you off,
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and you won't have to take
your Saturday night bath.
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That's not very funny, Agarn.
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Why you mad, chief?
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This first time
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you ever cleaner
than your horse.
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Why you do that, chief?
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Tribe that bathes
together, stays together!
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Whoa. Wait a minute.
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Do you hear that, Agarn?
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Sounds like a bunch of horses.
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Over there.
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There.
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Look off down
there in the canyon.
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Well, sarge, it's just
a herd of wild horses.
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Yeah, but I think
the king of that herd
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is that great
stallion, Black Devil.
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Oh, that's the horse
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you were telling me
about the other day.
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That's right. Hey.
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Look at that.
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Sarge, he is really beautiful.
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You know something, if
we could capture that horse,
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we could make a fortune.
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Sell him to that Wild West show
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that's coming to town.
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I think we're a
little late, sarge.
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Somebody's already
fenced in the canyon.
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Won't do them any good.
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Not with Black Devil
leading that herd.
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See what I mean?
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I bet I could figure out
a way to trap that horse.
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No chance.
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That Black Devil
is really smart.
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Are you trying to say that
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I'm not as smart as an animal?
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I didn't say that at all.
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You're as smart
as a lot of animals.
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Cows, gophers, turkeys.
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But not horses.
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Now, that's the cruelest
thing you've ever said.
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I was only kidding, buddy.
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But we have got to figure out
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a way to capture Black Devil.
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Well, we'll figure
out something, sarge.
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No horse is gonna
make a monkey out of me.
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Okay.
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Oh, Wilton, that Black Devil's
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the handsomest
thing I've ever seen.
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Oh. Really, Jane?
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I mean, he's the
handsomest thing on four legs.
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You are the handsomest
thing on two legs.
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I mean, how would you
feel about the two of us
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if I had four legs?
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Well, in that case,
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the first thing I'd
want is two more legs.
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You'd need them to keep
up with all those fillies
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that would be chasing me.
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Oh, Wilton.
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I'd give anything in the world
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to have a horse
like Black Devil.
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When's your birthday?
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Next week.
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Oh, th... That soon?
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Wilton, in order to catch
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a horse like Black Devil,
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a man would have
to be a great roper.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I've been watching
those cowboys.
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I'll bet I could handle
a rope pretty well.
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Here. Now... Now...
Now, watch this. Watch.
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I'm going to...
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I'm going to thr... Oh. Heh-heh.
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I'm going to throw
this right over
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that tree stump over there.
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Now, watch this.
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Oh, Wilton.
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Men.
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Uh...
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Something we do for you?
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Yes. I was wondering
if one of you
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might know of
somebody in F Troop
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who was a cowboy
in civilian life.
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I don't know of anybody, sir.
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Me neither, captain.
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I was looking through
the service records,
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and I couldn't find one.
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I did find out that
some of the men
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certainly had interesting
civilian occupations.
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I know that Vanderbilt
used to work
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in a dress factory
as a bustle inspector.
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That's right. He did.
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I know Trooper Barnes
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used to sell musical snuffboxes.
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That's correct too.
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But I'll bet never of you
know what Duddleson did
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in civilian life.
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No, sir. What did he do?
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He was a female
impersonator for a carnival.
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He was? That's right.
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He was known as Lady Godiva.
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That's one act I'd
like to have seen.
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Well, I guess I'd
better go into town
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and see if one of the cowboys
can teach me how to rope.
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I can teach you,
sir. I used to rope
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alligators on my mama's swamp.
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Really, Dobbs?
Sure thing, captain.
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Can I have your
rope? Thank you, sir.
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I was a great roper
myself, captain,
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before I got that bullet
wound at the Alamo.
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Oh, yeah. Yes, I remember that.
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Yes, sir. There we
were, me and Davy.
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Crockett, that is.
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Shoulder to shoulder
and backs to the wall.
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Cannonballs to the left of us.
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Cannonballs to the right of us.
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Poor old Davy just
turns to me and says:
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"Duffy," he says, "we'll
get out of this somehow."
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And by George, we did.
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Hey, that's very good, Dobbs.
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Thank you, sir.
Come on, I'll show you.
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The narrowest escape
that I had was the next day.
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That's when I got it...
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Well, here's okay, captain.
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Now, you just hold it like this,
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and you swing it
around like this.
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And then you let it out.
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And it'll drop over whatever
you're trying to rope.
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Oh. Let me try,
Dobbs. Sure, captain.
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Uh... like this? That's right.
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Now, just swing it around gently
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and let it drop over my head.
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Well, to be honest
with you, I should be
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practicing on a moving target.
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Oh?
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You see, Jane's
birthday is coming up.
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I wanna rope that wild
stallion, Black Devil,
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and give him to her
as a birthday gift.
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Black Devil?
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It's the only thing
I could think of
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for a girl who has everything.
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In that case, sir, I'll
pretend I'm a horse,
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and you try to rope
me as I run around.
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Oh, fine, Dobbs. Fine.
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And if you do a good
job, I'll rub your nose.
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That's funny, captain.
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You'll need a sense of humor
if you try to rope Black Devil.
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Uh. Let's give it a
try, Dobbs. Right, sir.
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Did you say something, Dobbs?
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Uh, no, sir. I was
just whinnying.
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Oh. Yeah, that's very good.
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Ready, sir?
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Look out, sir!
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A bottle of perfume makes
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a nice birthday gift for a girl.
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No. I wanna get her that horse,
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and I've got to
learn how to rope,
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or somebody's
liable to beat me to it.
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You want Hekawis to go
out to capture wild horse?
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Boy, did you come
to wrong tribe.
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Our people don't
like wild horses.
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To tell you truth,
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not wild about
tame horses either.
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I'm surprised at
you, Wild Eagle.
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You must have the only
Indian tribe in the country
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who's afraid to go on
a wild horse roundup.
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Another Hekawi first.
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Now, wait a minute, chief.
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You've got horses in this camp.
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Now, don't tell me
they were just trotting by
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and decided to drop in.
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You're right. All
Hekawi horses drop-ins.
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Oh, we also have a few dropouts.
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Come on, Agarn.
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We should've known
better than to come up here.
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They couldn't catch a pussycat.
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That not true.
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Hekawis catch
pussycats all the time.
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Well, goody for you.
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Catch horses the same
way we catch pussycats.
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How's that?
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Use catnip for cats.
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And horsenip for horses.
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Horsenip?
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Boys, I think your
headbands are a little too tight.
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Chief speak the truth.
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This old Hekawi
mixture of secret herbs.
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Just hide around camp,
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and pretty soon, wild horses
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come down from hills into camp.
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Drive them out of their
alfalfa-picking minds.
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Wait a minute. Let
me get this straight.
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You mean, just
hiding that stuff,
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you can catch wild horses?
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That and $10.
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Where do we hide the $10?
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In my pocket.
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All right. You got
yourself a deal.
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If it don't work, we
get our money back.
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Guarantee it to work.
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On a good day, you can
even pick up a few pussycats.
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Think Black Devil's still
down in that canyon, sarge?
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Well, I'll take a look.
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Yeah. Well, he's
down there, all right.
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Go ahead and sprinkle
that stuff around.
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Right, sarge.
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We'll come back later,
and Black Devil will be ours.
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I didn't use it all up, sarge.
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Good thinking. In case we
don't get him the first time.
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Right. Oh.
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Uh...
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listen, I think we
ought to celebrate.
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I'm with you, sarge.
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Oh... Hey, sarge. Huh?
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How much do you think
we'll get for that horse
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from that Wild West show?
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Well, I don't know, but I
heard about a guy at Dodge
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that sold a stallion that
wasn't half the horse
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that Black Devil is for 300.
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Music to my ears.
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And an... An
investment of $10, huh?
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Sarge, we could corner
the entire wild-horse market.
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Shall we celebrate?
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Scully... two beers.
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I'd like to propose a toast.
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To you, sarge. A man who's
gonna capture Black Devil.
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Now. Oh, no.
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Now, Agarn, you deserve
as much credit as I do.
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After all, you thought
of going to the Indians.
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Yeah, but you found the horse.
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All right. Then to
the both of us. Ah.
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Now, sarge, there
is a beautiful horse.
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Yeah, he sure is.
257
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,580
Black Devil! Black Devil!
258
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,804
You wanted to see
me? Yes, sarge.
259
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,154
Now...
260
00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:17,773
we know that Black
Devil is too smart
261
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,024
to go for the horsenip twice.
262
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,392
Right. Right?
263
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,428
I've come up with a new plan.
264
00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:23,612
It had better be a good one.
265
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,814
That Wild West show
is leaving town tonight.
266
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:26,998
I've been thinking, sarge.
267
00:13:27,022 --> 00:13:28,901
The one thing boys
are always looking for...
268
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:30,653
is girls.
269
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,688
Agarn, I got no
time for a lecture
270
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,456
on the birds and the bees.
271
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,942
What about the
birds and the bees?
272
00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:38,543
Some other time.
What's the plan?
273
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,279
Well, Black Devil
is a boy horse.
274
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:41,497
Right.
275
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,165
He's gotta be
looking for a girl horse.
276
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:46,585
Agarn, he's got 20
fillies in his herd already.
277
00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:48,521
Well, now, wouldn't
you get tired
278
00:13:48,545 --> 00:13:50,039
waking up every
morning looking at
279
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,474
the same old tired horse faces?
280
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:56,178
Now, well, yeah, you
got a point there, I guess.
281
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,429
Here's my plan.
282
00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:59,765
We take the
best-looking filly we got,
283
00:13:59,789 --> 00:14:01,500
take her up to the clearing.
284
00:14:01,524 --> 00:14:04,269
And you can bet me that
Black Devil is gonna come
285
00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:06,405
trotting around
to look her over.
286
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,225
You know, I
believe you're right.
287
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,860
How about Queenie here? Huh?
288
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,179
All wrong.
289
00:14:13,203 --> 00:14:14,363
Why is that?
290
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,697
Bad legs.
291
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,983
Oh.
292
00:14:17,007 --> 00:14:18,222
Uh, Daisy.
293
00:14:19,308 --> 00:14:20,436
Daisy won't work.
294
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,587
Why is that?
295
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,373
Too hippy. Doesn't
watch her figure.
296
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,375
Oh, I know. Eats like a horse.
297
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,610
Yeah, come to think of it,
she does have a... A build
298
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,195
kind of like that
girl you used to date
299
00:14:30,219 --> 00:14:31,930
over in Dodge City. Heh.
300
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,082
Are you kidding?
301
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,117
If that girl had a
figure like Daisy,
302
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,769
I'd still be dating her.
303
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,592
Well, Lulubell.
304
00:14:40,663 --> 00:14:41,657
Never.
305
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:42,775
What do you mean, never?
306
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,627
She hates men. How do you know?
307
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,695
She hates me! Huh.
308
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,965
Look, you seem to be
an authority on girl horses.
309
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,600
Who would you suggest?
310
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,686
Well, there's only
one choice, sarge.
311
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,559
Zelda.
312
00:14:58,514 --> 00:14:59,797
Zelda?
313
00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:04,212
Yep.
314
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,732
Gentlemen always prefer blonds.
315
00:15:06,756 --> 00:15:08,734
Well, she's a beauty,
all right. I'll say that.
316
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:11,503
Wonderful personality.
Lovely disposition.
317
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,423
And a great sense of humor.
318
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,774
All right.
319
00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:17,159
You take her up to the clearing.
320
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,294
I'll go bargain with
those Wild West people,
321
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,896
and meet you up
there as quick as I can.
322
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,920
Right.
323
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:28,287
Now, Zelda, don't be nervous.
324
00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:29,672
You're not the first girl
325
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,223
who ever went
out on a blind date.
326
00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:33,664
I'll make you look... pretty.
327
00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:40,416
You know, you look
adorable in bangs.
328
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,585
Now, when Black Devil arrives...
329
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,087
you let him think that he's
sweeping you off your feet.
330
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,589
And I'll be hiding in back
of that rock over there.
331
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,325
And when he comes
up close to nuzzle you,
332
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,993
I'll throw the rope around him.
333
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,195
Now, you just be having a...
334
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,864
casual snack when he comes in.
335
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,333
Of course, he is a
big, good-looking thing,
336
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:01,386
so you just be...
friendly and outgoing.
337
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:05,179
And don't be forward. Men
don't like aggressive women.
338
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,850
Oh, Zelda. My baby.
339
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,988
If I could only find a
girl who looks like you.
340
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,319
I'm gonna hide now.
341
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,488
Just remember one thing:
342
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,446
don't play hard to get.
343
00:16:33,676 --> 00:16:34,670
Steady now.
344
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,121
Steady now.
345
00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:37,590
Don't be afraid.
346
00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:39,925
Don't be afraid. Now,
no... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
347
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:42,294
Nobody's going
to hurt you. Whoa.
348
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:45,214
Capt. Parmenter. What
are you doing up here, sir?
349
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,550
Well, hi, corporal. I'm
roping a wild horse.
350
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,751
A wild horse? Whoa,
boy. Whoa, boy.
351
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,203
You'd better say, "Whoa, girl."
352
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:54,307
What? That's
Zelda from the fort.
353
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,861
I'll be darned. It is Zelda.
354
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,696
I didn't recognize her in bangs.
355
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,947
But it's her, all right.
356
00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:03,749
Gee, I'm not sure
I like her in bangs.
357
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,234
Captain. Never mind the hairdo.
358
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,902
Why are you trying
to rope a wild horse?
359
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,553
Well, actually,
I'm just practicing.
360
00:17:08,577 --> 00:17:11,207
I'm trying to capture that
famous stallion, Black Devil.
361
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,809
You're trying to
capture Black Devil?
362
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,777
Right. I'm going
to give him to Jane
363
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:16,862
as a birthday surprise.
364
00:17:16,886 --> 00:17:18,580
A surprise for Jane?
365
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,349
That's right. What
are you doing here?
366
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,685
Well, to be perfectly
frank with you, captain...
367
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,287
I'm going to try to
capture Black Devil myself.
368
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,555
Oh.
369
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:30,009
Well, in that case,
corporal, all I can say is...
370
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,760
may the better roper win.
371
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,412
No, captain. I'm gonna
help you capture Black Devil.
372
00:17:34,436 --> 00:17:36,065
No, no, no. You
don't have to do that.
373
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,100
Captain, if you
wanna give that horse
374
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,035
as a gift to the
girl you love...
375
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,020
and you came up here
376
00:17:41,044 --> 00:17:42,637
to risk your life
against Black Devil
377
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,890
with just that tiny piece
of rope in your hand...
378
00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:46,809
well, that is just
the sweetest thing
379
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,177
I've ever heard.
380
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,461
Corporal, there, there.
381
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,596
Now, that's certainly
very nice of you.
382
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,114
Just one thing that bothers me.
383
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,133
What's that?
384
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,918
How are we gonna gift-wrap him?
385
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,570
Oh. Well, we'll
think of something.
386
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,438
By the way, why did
you bring Zelda up here?
387
00:18:00,462 --> 00:18:02,407
That's part of my plan, sir.
388
00:18:02,431 --> 00:18:03,859
See, I figure that a boy horse
389
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,027
is always looking
for a girl horse.
390
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,330
Oh. That's very good, Agarn.
391
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,499
Sort of like the birds
and the bees. Heh-heh.
392
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,652
What about the
birds and the bees?
393
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,137
Heh. Some other time, corporal.
394
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,789
That must be Black Devil, sir.
395
00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:18,813
Yes.
396
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,516
Hey... Oh.
397
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,080
I begged Zelda not
to play hard to get.
398
00:18:26,121 --> 00:18:28,601
Corporal, better
get your rope ready.
399
00:18:30,726 --> 00:18:31,787
Oh-oh.
400
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,394
He's a lot bigger
than I thought he was.
401
00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,591
Corporal, he's
coming right after us.
402
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,375
Whoa. Head for that cave!
403
00:18:49,913 --> 00:18:52,223
This is certainly an odd
turn of events, corporal.
404
00:18:52,247 --> 00:18:54,726
We came up here to get
Black Devil, and he got us.
405
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,661
Let's just hope he
didn't promise his girl
406
00:18:56,685 --> 00:18:59,085
a soldier for her birthday.
407
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,920
Hi, Dobbs.
408
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,089
No use going in there,
Janey. The captain's not in.
409
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,073
Well, where is he?
410
00:19:08,097 --> 00:19:09,608
Out roping a wild horse.
411
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:10,826
Not Black Devil.
412
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,611
You said it, I didn't.
413
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,830
He didn't go out there
alone to rope that killer.
414
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,032
Oh, don't you worry
about the captain, Janey.
415
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,483
I taught him how
to use a lariat.
416
00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:20,002
And you can bet
me that right now,
417
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,338
he's got that Black Devil
right where he wants him.
418
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,906
He's got us right
where he wants us.
419
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,707
Don't worry, captain.
This ought to do it.
420
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:26,959
Hm? What's that?
421
00:19:26,983 --> 00:19:29,328
I'm gonna write this
note, wrap it around a rock,
422
00:19:29,352 --> 00:19:30,946
throw it outside the cave.
423
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,715
Maybe somebody
will ride by and see it.
424
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,917
Uh... Let me see that.
425
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,819
Oh, corporal, we can't
throw out this note.
426
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,103
Well, why not?
427
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:39,905
Don't you think it
would be embarrassing
428
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,974
if somebody picks up a
piece of paper that says:
429
00:19:41,998 --> 00:19:43,859
"Help. We've been
captured by a horse.
430
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,778
Signed, Capt. Wilton Parmenter,
United States Cavalry?"
431
00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:48,480
But, captain... Black Devil
432
00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:50,298
has had us a prisoner
in here for an hour.
433
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,467
And who knows how long
he plans to keep us here?
434
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,736
Now, corporal, the one
thing we have to guard against
435
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,038
is for both of us to panic.
436
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,041
Well, how about if
just one of us panics?
437
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,460
Say. Maybe there's
something in the Army manual
438
00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:02,461
that will help us out.
439
00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:03,895
Right, captain, the manual.
440
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:07,549
Ah... let me see
now. Uh... yeah.
441
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:08,733
"Soldiers, captured by...
442
00:20:08,757 --> 00:20:12,470
"bandits, captured by Indians...
443
00:20:12,494 --> 00:20:14,423
captured by pirates."
444
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:15,558
No. No, there's
445
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,609
nothing in here about
being captured by a horse.
446
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,760
That's the Army for you.
447
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,662
When you need them,
they never come through.
448
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,065
Well, you must admit, we're
probably the first soldiers
449
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,933
who've ever been held
prisoners by a horse.
450
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,902
Well, I can tell you
one thing, captain.
451
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,487
All that horse is
gonna get out of me
452
00:20:28,511 --> 00:20:30,355
is my name, rank
and serial number.
453
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:33,008
Good man. I knew
you wouldn't crack.
454
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,944
Maybe I shouldn't
have said that.
455
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,946
I don't think he liked it.
456
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,164
Corporal, I've got an idea.
457
00:20:39,188 --> 00:20:40,632
What's that, captain?
458
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:44,552
There's an old saying that
music soothes the savage beast.
459
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,954
Well, I know another old saying:
460
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,356
They died with their boots on.
461
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,607
Certainly worth a try.
462
00:20:49,631 --> 00:20:51,910
A little music might be just
the thing to calm him down.
463
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:52,928
But, captain...
464
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,212
if we could get out of this cave
465
00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,463
to get to a piano,
466
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,850
we wouldn't have to
stop and play for him.
467
00:20:57,874 --> 00:20:59,901
No, no, no. I'm... I'm
going to sing to him.
468
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,305
Well, I'll give you the beat
with my knocking knees.
469
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,441
Oh, what do you think
would be a nice tune?
470
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:09,328
How about "The Old Gray Mare,
She Ain't What She Used to Be"?
471
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,147
No, he might think we're
making fun of his mother.
472
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,032
Well, that's why
you're a captain
473
00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:15,300
and I'm a corporal.
474
00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:17,174
I've got it. I've got it.
475
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:29,398
♪ Rock a bye baby
On the treetop ♪
476
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:34,536
♪ When the wind blows
The cradle will rock ♪
477
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,373
♪ When the bough
breaks The cradle will fall ♪
478
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:43,728
♪ And down will come
baby Cradle and all ♪
479
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,472
It worked, Agarn.
480
00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:56,380
He's asleep. Come on.
481
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:22,317
Corporal Agarn. Corporal
Agarn, wake up. Wake up.
482
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,785
What? What? What? Where are we?
483
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,776
Shh. You'll wake up Black Devil.
484
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,080
It's too late.
485
00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:42,395
Whoa, boy. Steady.
486
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,825
He's mine, O'Rourke.
I saw him first.
487
00:22:46,849 --> 00:22:47,849
Oh, no, you didn't.
488
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:53,632
Hey! Got him. He's mine.
489
00:22:53,656 --> 00:22:56,117
What are you talking
about? He's mine.
490
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:59,087
I say... Wrangler,
what are you saying?
491
00:23:00,095 --> 00:23:02,507
Jane! Sarge!
492
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,877
This horse is mine. Hey.
493
00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:07,362
Wilton.
494
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,626
Get that rope! Ah...
495
00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:13,151
You knucklehead,
you let him get away.
496
00:23:13,175 --> 00:23:14,819
Oh, Wilton, I'm so proud of you.
497
00:23:14,843 --> 00:23:17,289
Wanting to get me that
horse for my birthday.
498
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,224
Well, to tell you
the truth, Janey,
499
00:23:19,248 --> 00:23:20,809
I'm kind of glad he got away.
500
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,228
Any horse with that much
spirit deserves to be free.
501
00:23:23,252 --> 00:23:24,546
I agree with you, captain.
502
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,331
You know, it... would
kind of be a shame
503
00:23:26,355 --> 00:23:28,395
to see a saddle on his back.
504
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:42,847
Zelda.
505
00:23:42,871 --> 00:23:44,732
Where were you
when we needed you?
506
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,686
I think we just lost
Zelda to Black Devil.
507
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:49,521
Yeah, but they're gonna make
508
00:23:49,545 --> 00:23:51,305
a lovely couple, captain.
509
00:24:01,424 --> 00:24:03,090
Is this mine?
510
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:08,991
Sarge... the horse wash
is working out just beautiful.
511
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,759
I tell you, we'll have
one of these things
512
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,428
leased at every livery
stable in the territory.
513
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,785
Hey, sarge.
514
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:18,490
Hey.
515
00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:22,687
Hey. Black Devil.
516
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,138
He's come for a wash.
517
00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:26,958
Well, a guy will do
anything when he's in love.
518
00:24:26,982 --> 00:24:28,927
What are we gonna do, O'Rourke?
519
00:24:28,951 --> 00:24:30,579
This one's on the house.
520
00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,114
Oh, sarge.
521
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,438
That's the sweetest
thing I ever heard.
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