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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:09,320 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,880 This is Selma's room. Go out. 3 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,559 But bro, honestly, can we bowl ladies in here? 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,079 - No, we must not. Came. -Good, in your room. 5 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,879 -Come on. - Aren't they on a cabin trip? 6 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,760 Now get out. 7 00:00:27,839 --> 00:00:30,760 -Relax now. - Yes, I relax completely. 8 00:00:30,839 --> 00:00:32,640 No one will discover it. 9 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:35,679 No one is going in here with you. 10 00:00:35,759 --> 00:00:40,600 -Hold that up! -Not that fart for my baby shower. 11 00:00:40,679 --> 00:00:44,799 -What happens? Come on. - Nothing happens here. We're going down. 12 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:50,600 Stop, Sebastian. You're wearing shoes. 13 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,320 You're going to be a father! 14 00:00:54,399 --> 00:00:56,600 -Sebastian! -Sebastian! 15 00:00:56,679 --> 00:00:58,799 -Can we smoke here? - No! 16 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,359 We can just open the door. 17 00:01:02,079 --> 00:01:05,760 -Does anyone have a lighter? - Outside, where we have to smoke. 18 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,120 Let's smoke outside! 19 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,760 -Can we... -I love you. 20 00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:18,239 -Is she really that beautiful? - The most delicious MILF in all of Norway. 21 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:22,319 -Can we see the picture? I beg you. - No... That's enough now. 22 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,640 - She is beautiful. -Hold mund. 23 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:29,000 What happened to you? 24 00:01:29,079 --> 00:01:31,159 You inherited it from your father. 25 00:01:33,239 --> 00:01:36,560 Don't swipe her no! She is so delicious. 26 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,200 -What? -How cute do you think you are? 27 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,879 So say yes. I had done that immediately. 28 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:46,480 Of course, because you have no standard, bro. 29 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,920 -What? -Nothing. 30 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,200 - Say "sorry". -Pardon. 31 00:01:54,599 --> 00:01:56,959 Your girl is so cute. 32 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,560 -I'll smash you. -Relax. 33 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,000 Haven't had anything for a long time? 34 00:02:05,079 --> 00:02:06,719 "It's a boy." 35 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,319 Shut up. 36 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,520 Wipe that smile off. 37 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,759 Now your mother will come soon. 38 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:16,280 Oh, Maren. 39 00:02:21,879 --> 00:02:23,919 So what? 40 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,080 - Then pull her ashore. - Invite her here. 41 00:02:29,159 --> 00:02:30,639 Watch and learn. 42 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,719 - Her. -As if you dare to send. 43 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:39,000 Then you might as well send a crazy picture. 44 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,759 It is so small. 45 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,520 Do you want to say something? 46 00:02:42,599 --> 00:02:44,800 -Do you want to see? -Yes please. 47 00:02:44,879 --> 00:02:46,439 I want to escape. 48 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,080 You can feel. 49 00:02:48,159 --> 00:02:53,120 Now leave the dick. Go in and look at your matches. 50 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:54,759 -Smell. -EW! 51 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,800 -To his pussy? -Go into your matches. 52 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,719 -Wait. Back. Who was it? -Who? 53 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,599 Was it Selma? Go back up a bit. 54 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,080 Yes, we matched last. 55 00:03:11,159 --> 00:03:13,400 -Hold that up. - Elin's half-sister? 56 00:03:13,479 --> 00:03:15,599 -Yes. -She is so beautiful. 57 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:18,080 Hold that up. 58 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:20,400 Look here, boys. 59 00:03:20,479 --> 00:03:23,280 -Don't write to her. -Why not? 60 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,719 No, it's embarrassing. 61 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,560 The matches yes. 62 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:30,280 She wants to. 63 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,360 But drop it now. It just gets so awkward. 64 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:36,240 For whom? She is there. 65 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,560 It gets so awkward. 66 00:03:38,639 --> 00:03:41,719 Have you matched with others? We can look at... 67 00:03:45,639 --> 00:03:48,360 - We might know someone else. -Seriously? 68 00:03:48,439 --> 00:03:51,199 Did you have a threesome? 69 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,840 Keep in the family. 70 00:03:52,919 --> 00:03:56,759 Do you want to have sex with your boyfriend's half sister? 71 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,080 -Of course not. -You are a pig. 72 00:04:00,159 --> 00:04:01,560 Come here. 73 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,960 Bid dig fast! 74 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,000 Come on. Let me show you something. 75 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:20,399 -Oh boy. Everyone with. -Where are you going now? 76 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:26,839 Put it on. 77 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,920 Stop now. Milad, you destroy it. Clean me up! 78 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,959 - We send a picture to Selma. - Her. 79 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,079 "Kiss. ​​Elin's not home!" 80 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,439 Hold that up. 81 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:42,920 What are you doing? 82 00:04:43,439 --> 00:04:45,519 Take me! 83 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,279 - Don't say anything to Elin. -What the hell are you doing? 84 00:04:50,639 --> 00:04:54,600 You must stop now. Stop, stop, stop! 85 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,480 -Hold op, okay? - Relax a little. 86 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,800 It's enough. 87 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,439 Yes, yes. I'm only... 88 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:14,399 You can't beat her in bed. You have to... 89 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:20,319 You have to drive a bit. Take her on the desk. 90 00:05:20,399 --> 00:05:23,240 I knew it! You are so turned on. 91 00:05:24,439 --> 00:05:25,920 -Such! -Yes! 92 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,959 Hold that up. 93 00:05:28,879 --> 00:05:32,040 -Pis. -Well. Out, everybody. 94 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,800 -It was an accident. -Yes, but out. 95 00:05:34,879 --> 00:05:38,639 - I can buy a new one, August. -You are so damn ugly. 96 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,480 -Go out. - I am writing to her. 97 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,319 No, drop it. 98 00:05:43,399 --> 00:05:45,040 Go out. 99 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,480 -Are you kidding? - The cell phone. 100 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,480 -When you go. -Give it to me. 101 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,920 -No, when you leave. - When I get it, I go out. 102 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,439 Yes here. Fine. So screw up. 103 00:05:57,519 --> 00:05:59,560 -You ruined the weekend. -Yes. 104 00:05:59,639 --> 00:06:04,000 - I'm just polishing your halo. -Do not touch me! 105 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,199 Pussy. 106 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:16,759 The one who plays for Real Madrid. Vinícius. 107 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:18,600 What are you laughing at? 108 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,800 -Vinícius? -Yes. 109 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:25,920 -Have you had a stroke? - Do you want to have a stroke? 110 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,920 -Do you want to hit me? -Yes. 111 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,279 - You are resilient. -Yes, I am. 112 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,439 -Oh boy. You get trained. -And and. 113 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:38,600 -Have you eaten protein powder? -Of course. 114 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,560 Don't you have? 115 00:06:41,439 --> 00:06:43,720 You know that doesn't help? 116 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,279 - Do you know it helps? - It doesn't. 117 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,360 - Good comeback. - It does, bro. 118 00:06:50,439 --> 00:06:53,399 No. I read a scientific article. 119 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,519 -Well then. -Yes. 120 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,720 It became a popular claim in the early 00s. 121 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,160 -Well. -Yes. 122 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,720 - But it helps, bro. -It looks like it. 123 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,199 Just look at you. 124 00:07:08,639 --> 00:07:10,199 Pis. 125 00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:14,240 - I have also believed that for a long time. -Do you have it? Well. 126 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:20,199 If you get your daily protein, the powder becomes redundant. 127 00:07:20,279 --> 00:07:23,240 But I train so it works. 128 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:27,480 -I can see that. -Me too. 129 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,879 Fool. 130 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,040 You're making a fool of yourself. The article was about- 131 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,399 - that you have researched it and believed it for a very long time. 132 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:43,680 But new tests have arrived, and that is some worse nonsense. 133 00:07:43,759 --> 00:07:46,720 -Is that rubbish? -Yes, it is. 134 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,800 Are you starting to cry more now? 135 00:07:48,879 --> 00:07:51,920 -I haven't cried. -"I haven't cried." 136 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,639 -Sky Pippin! -Yes. 137 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,600 Drive. Drive! 138 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,439 Come now. 139 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,519 Come here. 140 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,879 -Yes. -Not. 141 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,319 And! 142 00:08:10,399 --> 00:08:11,800 And! 143 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,120 Of! 144 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,800 -Did it ring? - It's probably Helene and Katrine. 145 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,480 What? Why? 146 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:29,040 "Hvorfor?" Don't you want ladies here? 147 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,159 You can't invite people without to ask first. 148 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:36,679 My girlfriend and her friend. When are they not invited? 149 00:08:36,759 --> 00:08:41,600 - It's just about manners. - Jesus. Drink a beer though. 150 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,720 Nice to meet you girls. How are you? 151 00:09:15,799 --> 00:09:17,360 -Cool. -Nice. 152 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:21,559 What was your name now? Catherine? 153 00:09:21,639 --> 00:09:24,279 -Yes it's true. -Nice. 154 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,600 What else do you do? 155 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:29,639 -Wait... I guess. -Okay. 156 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:34,039 Yes. You study psychology. 157 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,039 -How did you know? - Well, you know. 158 00:09:37,759 --> 00:09:42,279 I'm a policeman after all. So I've gotten pretty good at… 159 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:45,679 -Have you checked? -No no. I haven't checked. 160 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:49,159 But I can do it. 161 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:00,399 But it's fun that you have held a baby shower for a man. 162 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:04,240 - It is very modern. -I totally agree. 163 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,200 -Do you like modern men? -According to whom? 164 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:09,840 -Me. - Well, you. Well. 165 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:11,919 You must get ready, Gustav. 166 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,080 -Is it time? -Yes. 167 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,159 -Cheers! -So what? 168 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,600 - You'll see. -Okay. 169 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:31,360 Hold that up. 170 00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:36,679 -Are you ready? -Yes! 171 00:10:36,759 --> 00:10:39,159 Ready, set, go! 172 00:10:54,639 --> 00:10:56,679 You got him, Sebastian! 173 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,200 He must be a father. What the hell? 174 00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:05,080 Hold that up. 175 00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:08,879 -Fem, fire... - Sut min spade! 176 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,279 ...three, two, one! 177 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,799 Disconnect. 178 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:22,720 I let him win. I can't spoil the party. 179 00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:26,720 I totally agree. The judge takes it into account. 180 00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:28,600 Are you ready? 181 00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:30,320 And the winner is... 182 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,799 ...Sebastian! 183 00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:35,240 And! 184 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:39,600 -Did you see that? - Yes, it was so nice. 185 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:41,080 Champ! 186 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:50,000 - No, you know what... -Relax now. 187 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,360 I just don't want that shit anymore. 188 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,000 Don't block him. 189 00:11:55,080 --> 00:12:00,120 - So it's not fun! -Relax. What has he done? 190 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,799 -What the hell are you doing? - The toilet door was locked. 191 00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:14,000 Yes. So you do this instead? 192 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:17,480 - But now I'm pissed. - Yes, pour it down the toilet. 193 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:20,000 You fool. Immediately. Hello? 194 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,279 - We cook here. -Relax. 195 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,360 It's disgusting. 196 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,840 No, stop. Stop! 197 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,720 Stop. 198 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,559 You can't be here. Out. 199 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,519 -Then go out. - No, it's Selma's room. 200 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,360 -Relax. - Then listen. Go out! 201 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:56,679 What's up with you and Selma? Are you having sex with her? 202 00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:58,159 Damn it. 203 00:12:58,919 --> 00:13:00,320 Oh no! 204 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:05,039 -Pardon. -What the hell are you doing? 205 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,279 What the hell? Is it piss? Are you peeing on me? 206 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,519 - I tried to hit Milad... -Why do you have to throw pee? 207 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,240 Because he... He mustn't be mad at you like that. 208 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,480 Grams? What are you doing? You pee on me! 209 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:21,200 Not intentionally. 210 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:24,559 Who the hell are you? Before hell. 211 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,799 What the hell are you doing? Are you stupid in the head? 212 00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,200 Why do you throw piss at people? 213 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:35,960 - But I thought that... -What did you think, August? What? 214 00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:38,360 -I do not know. - Her. 215 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,799 - We were on. - You could have said something. 216 00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:44,200 Do I have to tell you everything in the world? 217 00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:45,679 - Her. - Her. 218 00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:49,799 - Are you starting to cry? - Her. 219 00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:51,799 - She borrows it. -Yes. 220 00:13:51,879 --> 00:13:53,799 You idiot. 221 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,600 -Pardon. - Tell that to Katrine. 222 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,159 Damn it. 223 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,360 It is nice. I just want to go to the bathroom. 224 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,960 -Yes. Maybe we should go? -Yes. 225 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,600 -Shall we go? -Yes. 226 00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,679 -Can we talk together? -You can call me. 227 00:14:32,759 --> 00:14:36,080 - It wasn't my fault. -I know. We slip. 228 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:38,519 - Yes, but only... -It is nice. 229 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,759 -Shall we go? - We're slipping away. 230 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,960 -Fine. -Well. 231 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,759 -Thanks for tonight. -Yes. 232 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,720 - Well arranged. -Yes. 233 00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:56,519 I love you. Suresen. 234 00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:07,200 Shall I help clean up? 235 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:09,960 -Do you mind? -Of course. 236 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:38,360 Honestly, we can't stay like this longer. 237 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,879 I know. 238 00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:46,279 So. 239 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,639 Do you have feelings for Selma? 240 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,000 I have Elin. 241 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,879 But you can be in love in two people at the same time. 242 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,840 Yes. I know. I am just... 243 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:09,039 I'm in love with someone and it's Elin. 244 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,240 If you say so. 245 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,639 -Can you handle the rest? -Yes. 246 00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:24,639 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 17094

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