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Previously on McLeod's Daughters.

Ah, congratulations both of you,

you must be thrilled.

We are, thanks.

I wasn't planning it quite so soon,

but if you're gonna have kids,

you know what they say,

you don't wanna leave it too late.

Harry, I'm sorry.

There's nothing to be sorry about.

The baby, I know I've let you down,
I'm so sorry.

Come on, come on.

That's silly talk.

I'll tell you what we can do.

We can try again.

Watch this?
What?

That's right, mate, it's all yours.

Happy motoring.

Oh, you're the man, bastard, aren't you?

It's better than breaking both his legs.

(soft music)

Ah yeah.

This is a much better way to start the day.

Yeah.

Even this day.

Come on Tess, it's just a party.

Your birthday's not until tomorrow.

So enjoy your presies tonight,

and forget about how incredibly old

you'll be tomorrow morning.

Thanks a lot.

Anyway, I can't forget anything this year.

He won't let me.

Who won't?

Saturn, he's a big pushy planet,

and he's in the exact position
he was when I was born.

If this is an astrology thing that...

Saturn makes you stop,

and take a good hard look at yourself,

and makes you reassess everything.

I have to get the first grade
of my organic certification.

Oh, come off it, and?

Nuh nuh nuh Nick.

Yeah, I know, Nick.

Well, come on there's still time.

Why not now the big one
while Saturn's watching?

Tomorrow on my Saturn return birthday,

I'm gonna focus all my energy

on getting my organic certification.

I'm sorry, Nick, I tried.

(upbeat music)

♪ It'll take some time ♪

♪ To find your heart ♪

♪ And come back home ♪

♪ You could run for miles ♪

♪ Cross every river ♪

♪ And find you're not alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ No no ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪

(crickets chirping)

(panting)

So what time is this meeting?

Ah, 11, and I think you should all come

because everyone on the property

has to be up-to-speed with organics.

And Gunther is a great guy.

In fact, they're all, they're great people.

Gunther?

Chief Organics inspector.

Yeah, he's very committed,
walking encyclopedia.

I made that bread with his rye flour.

Which is delicious.

Listen, I might go into town,

and pick up some more Permapine posts.

I mean we want to get this job done

before the big inspection, right?

Yeah, but you won't have time

to get them in before the meeting.

Yeah, I might have to skip this one.

Tabo.

(clapping)

Well you guys will be there, right?

Ah, no, sorry, I've got to buy a new car.

I've got Terry lined up to help me.

Yeah, I'll come.

I've read the organics manual.

There's some really
interesting stuff in there.

Great, good, Kate.

You're doing all right?

Yeah, sweet, thanks, Terry.

You're all right, mate?

It's not starting, is it?

No, that's why it's here, I suppose.

Yeah, your belts all need tightening,

but your main problem's the solenoid.

Nah, the main problem's the battery,

that's why I'm charging it.

That's an easy mistake to make.

Sorry?

Well, crappy solenoid
would mess with the battery.

Anyone can miss it.

Who says I, who are you?

Terry, that's my little brother, Luke.

If he did know when to shut up.

Was that you helping Kane out at Woolgul,
are ya?

Well, I thought I might get a job here.

Yeah, we thought maybe you might,

you know, have a space.

Luke's a mechanic, a bloody good one.

Yeah, look it really is the solenoid,

that the wire's loose, it's not...

I don't need a mechanic right now.

Sorry about that.

Maybe we can come to some sort of...

Hey, Terry.

I found it 1979 red MGB convertible,

150,000 Ks, in good condition,
sorry to butt in.

Hi.

Hey, Luke Morgan, mechanic.

Ooh, that's good,
Terry could use a hand around here.

Tell me you're joking about the MG.

No, and it's really cheap,
I can almost afford it.

I can see you driving an MG.

My thoughts exactly.

Maybe we should keep
out of this one little brother.

Yeah, don't encourage her.

MGs not good with the road around here,

they're too delicate.

Well the later models were,

but the early MGBs, they were real sturdy.

A man who knows about cars.

You should give him a job.

Now come on,
I'll circle a few car ads, low Ks, solid.

Don't worry, I'll talk to him.

See you around.

You could probably almost get a job,

if you kept your mouth shut.

Nick, can I've a word?

Yeah, sure.

Maybe we should go back in the house.

I'm sort of on the way out.

Is something wrong?

No, no, no, it's just...

Look you know I'm no
spring chicken anymore.

What's happened, Dad?

Nothing's happened.

No, it's just I need to ask you something,

something important.

(clearing throat)
Fire away.

Just wondered about how
you'd feel about giving...

Giving?

Sandra a flying lesson this afternoon.

Well I'm still grounded
with this heart thing,

and she's keen to go up.

Yeah, sorry, Dad,
I've got a few plans today.

Maybe later.

I'll talk to Sandra, if you like.

Yeah, you talk to her, be good.

All right, see ya.

Tess!

Hey.

Hey, I got an idea.

Huh.

It's about your birthday.

Let's get away somewhere, you and me.

Yeah, I like it when you get ideas.

I think that we're gonna take off to Brosa,

we're gonna have lunch at
a restaurant along the way.

We're gonna check out a few wineries.

Drink far too much?

Be forced to stay out overnight.

In a little B&B?

Yep, run by Barrel and George.

Oh, separate room?

Oh, sorry,
Barrel and George only do double rooms.

Mm, that's a pity.

Mm, so grab your bag and toothbrush,
let's go.

What, now?

Yeah, that's the plan.

Buy my party is tonight.

That can wait a couple of days,
they'll understand.

I got my organic group here today, so.

So run while there's still time, Tess.

Hi, Tess.

Heading to the home straight now, eh?

Galloping for the finish line.

Make your way through to the veranda.

Last chance.

Morning Tess.

Hi Gunther!

And Nick Ryan isn't it?
Gunther.

If my inspection wasn't tomorrow...

Postpone it.

I can't, I've made a commitment.

Okay, another time.

Hi Tess.
Hi.

So help yourself to sandwiches.

Thanks.
I've already eaten thanks,

shall we get started.

Oh everyone, this is Kate,
she's very new to organics

but she's keen to learn everything she can.

Hi Kate.
Welcome Kate.

Hi Kate.
Hi.

I read your article on worm castings.

Oh.

So is Nick Ryan going a
few rounds with us today?

No no, he, he just popped over to say hi.

Dung beetles,
I think that's the stand out item

on the agenda today,
Darryl has the latest from the CSIRO.

Joan has some thoughts on weed control.

And not a herbicide in sight.

Genius.

And tomorrow of course is
a very important milestone

for one of our members.

Good on you Tess.
Ay Tess.

Tess will be going for
her In Conversion status

and on behalf of the
organics review committee,

I'll be conducting the inspection.

Now once Tess has achieved this first stage

of the certification, she will effectively

be on organics probation
for a period of one year.

After which...

(suspenseful music)

Tess?

Yes, I'm, I'm very excited.

It's good of you to do this Nick.

Ah no worries, plans changed anyway.

Now Harry's been a good teacher,
very patient.

Reckon I picked a winner there.

It's good to hear.

What about you?

Marriage on your list or are
you the forever single type?

Ah no it's definitely on the
cards with the right woman.

What about kids?

Ah yeah, I reckon I'd have
to go the full catastrophe.

You know you're a lot like your father,

strong and sure about what you want.

It's always attractive in a bloke.

Yeah, well let's have a
look at your pre-flight routine.

Yep, no prompting.

And the applicant needs
to demonstrate a knowledge

of common chemical contaminants,
pesticides first

among them and soil and ground water.

Though the list of
possible impurities is long,

when the precertification
period is finished,

an auditor will do a final report

which will be reviewed by the committee.

You're back.

I only went to the toilet.

Next you need to sign
and return the agreement

to the committee who
will issue you a certificate.

What sort of issues usually

come up at the inspection?

Soil contamination is the biggie,

it comes from all directions.

You have to play a straight battle rush.

We had to revoke a
farmer's certification recently

after we discovered he'd used
Permapine posts for fences.

Shocking!
Oh!

Gunther, I thought we okayed
the use for Permapine posts.

It was a contentious issue but

if you remember back to the last meeting.

Issue 39 on the agenda if I'm correct.

Ah you see I left at issue 37,
I had to pick up my niece.

Well we did agree to
go the hard line on this,

no Permapine posts, no matter what.

Sure.

Knew I should have gone with Nick.

Gunther's gonna kill me if
he see's these tomorrow.

Reckon.

There's a lot more to this organic stuff

than they lead you to believe.

One mistake and that's it, you're out.

Yeah, thanks Kate.

Come on.

(dramatic music)

(crickets chirping)

Hey, thought you could use a break.

What you have in mind?

You hungry?

Starving!

What are you doing here?

Oh just helping out a mate.

(whistling)

You look good Steves.

What's the big occasion?

Lunch.

Oh mate you shouldn't have,
what'd you make me,

what have you got here?

Hey enough for two.

Oh okay yeah, well listen,
I'll head back me

if you're okay with everything here Kane.

What are you talking about,
stick around and have a bite.

Oh no Alex you've got plenty
of work to do I'm sure right?

Oh yeah, yeah, no I better push off.

I mean I'd love to stay but...

Hey!

Oh ho.

Man's gotta eat!

See you.

Yeah.

He's right, bloke's gotta eat.

You're looking very confident.

Thanks,
can I get this machine in the air now?

Hey this is important stuff Sandra,

checks on the ground can
save your life in the end.

Yeah, Harry says the same thing.

He's disappointed he
couldn't finish the lessons.

But doctor's orders.

Yeah he still pushes himself too hard.

Don't worry, I'm on the case,
he's keeping both feet

firmly planted on the ground
for the next few months.

Good.

I have to confess,
this heart scare of Harry's

put things in perspective.

Yeah, a heart attack will do that.

I never really noticed the
age difference before but now.

Maybe you should check the trim tabs

as an extra precaution.

You know,
Harry can't expect to do all the things

he used to do when he was a young man.

You know, I mean,
certain things you get more,

difficult with age.

Sandra,
I don't think I really wanna go there.

He is my dad remember.

No, no, no, I don't mean that,

I, not directly, what I'm tryna say...

Nick, how do you feel
about artificial insemination?

Yeah, I'm happy with it,
it's got lots of advantages.

Good.

Shall we fly?

Absolutely, let's fly, I like AI too, yep.

Jodi, I don't think you're gonna get

your dream car, not for three grand.

Is that right?

No way.

It's perfect!
It's ancient!

Well it's no older than this Ute.

Oh there's a difference, this vehicle's

a high maintenance love affair,
that is a bomb.

(sighing)

Oh you gotta lift it up a bit,

ah there.
Thanks.

Goodday.

Hey!

So where were you guys before this?

Oh you know, round about, up north.

Oh you like to move around.

Yeah something like that.

Okay what's the story,
you got a wife and kids somewhere,

is that why you're hiding?

Stevie, what's the problem,
can't we just do lunch

without the 20 questions.

Well friends share stuff about each other.

I reckon friends know when to shut up.

Yeah, okay then, I'm just gonna go.

No, wait.

I'm sorry,
it's just not everyone's got a past

they're proud of, you know.

Oh, so you've been a bit of a bad boy,
have you?

Something like that.

What about your family.

Ah family.

Family, right-o.

The old man was a thorough gentleman.

Used to beat the hell out of me and Luke.

Mum as well until she decided to clear out.

What she just left you?

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess she figured we
could take care of ourselves.

Except the old man went to jail.

Then of course it was foster homes

until I was old enough to get a job

which is when I got Luke back.

And I've been looking after him ever since.

And yes, we like to move around.

(dramatic music)

Ah!

(coughing)

Don't say I told you so Terry
that would cheapen both of us.

I wouldn't dream of it.

So you've just stopped to
admire the view have you?

Well you know maybe
it's just a little thing.

Yeah it might be a little thing.

See I knew it.

Or it could be 50 little
things which means...

It went like a dream on the test run.

Yeah to the end of the driveway and back.

Terry, it made me feel really cool.

Well it's probably got
banana skins in the diff

and sawdust in the engine oil.

That bloke knew all the tricks.

Tell me it's fixable, please.

It's not an MGB is it?

Well it's not actually on fire,

d'you know so that's a good thing.

Lucky you were there
to help pick a good one.

She might be in trouble otherwise.

Lucky they invented unemployment benefits

or you could be in trouble yourself.

(soft music)

You're not losing your mind,

it's just playing tricks on you.

Yeah but I swear it was Nick,
he just appeared

and then suddenly it was Clive.

That's what you wanted to see,

you've got psychotic
projection manifestation.

What are you saying I'm crazy?

Not crazy exactly,
I read this article about it,

the more you push away
what you want and need,

the more your brain throws it back at you.

Yeah well that's what
my stars say for this week.

All right let's, let's get back to it.

Plus you're hot and dehydrated you know.

It's nothing that a rest
and a cold drink won't

fix.

What?

Look.

Kate, what is it?

That post I, thought I saw...

Nick?

The Virgin Mary.

The way the light and
the shadows kind of like...

Kate, it's a post.

Yeah I can see that now but I swear.

No this is crazy,
we can't both be hallucinating,

I mean, we're hot and we're exhausted,

so let's just get the job finished, huh.

Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.

(engine growling)

(engine growling)

Turn it off.

It's the laminal right.

Don't say that Terry, is it fixable?

Oh I don't know if it's worth fixing,

I think the head gaskets blown,

there's a nasty rattle
in the bottom end there.

Alright, that sounds bad.

And if the hedge cracked well...

The lady and the car need to be an item.

I can fix it, I don't,

I don't think it's as bad as all that.

Really?

You haven't even looked at it properly!

Tell you what,
let me use the workshop for a bit

and I bet I can get it going again.

Mate if you can get this
heap of junk on the road,

you've got yourself a job.

Good luck.

Leave it to me.

Awesome.

Hey there's a party later on tonight,

it's my boss's birthday
and I know it's late notice

but I mean I don't suppose
you'd wanna come?

Sure.

Excellent.

Thanks Nick.

Have to do it again soon yeah?

I'd say you're just about ready

to sit for your pre-license test.

What about we do one more tomorrow

just to make sure I've got
everything under the bill?

I'll see what I can do.

Make sure you log your hours.

Yeah.

Nick, I have a confession to make.

It's not the flying lessons
I'm really interested in,

it's about Harry.

I wanna make him happy, I'd do anything.

The miscarriage was bad enough but now...

Now what?

Harry and I have been
trying to have a baby for ages.

And I don't think it's gonna happen.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

So we thought,
perhaps you might be able to help us out.

Oh, how exactly?

We were hoping you'd donate.

Donate?

Your sperm.

Harry and I wanna have your baby.

(dramatic music)

You look like a man who could use a beer.

Oh thank you.

Hey I hear you let my little
brother loose in your workshop.

I reckon he's bitten off
more than he can chew,

see how he goes, eh?
Good on ya.

Gunther.

Try one of these, they're Joan's.

Pesticide free,
you can taste the difference.

Yeah I know.

(soft music)

You fancy a skinny dip later on?

Sure.

Why not.

Good.

On for a skinny dip later are we?

Sure.

Sun stroke,
symptoms are confusion, delirium.

That's me every morning.

Hot dry flushed skin.

My skin feels fine,
I don't have a temperature.

Oh I brought you some recycling,
you want me to sort it.

Oh no that's fine,
you can just put it in the pantry.

Thanks.

Hey Gunther, have you ever hallucinated?

Eh yeah,
once in the 70s for about six years.

Oh.

Well Kate just had a
visitation from the Virgin Mary.

Well that's quite an honor.

I don't hallucinate, it was just the way

the light fell on the post.

You sure that's just
lemonade you're drinking?

Arsenic!

What?

Arsenic poisoning from the Permapine posts.

Eh where did Kate's visitation happen?

Eh Skinny Jim's.

Hey Jodi.

Hey you made it!

Yeah, hey listen, I can't stay long though.

Oh well...

I've got a mate coming over later on,
he's gonna

help me put in a reconditioned
engine in your car.

A whole new engine, are you kidding?

Terry's gonna have a field day,
how much is that gonna cost?

Don't sweat, my mate's a wrecker

so he can get you one for next to nothing.

You are very good.

How you doing hot shot?

Taken Jodi's car to the wreckers yet?

Wasn't actually as bad as it looked.

Just needed the radiator hose replaced,

grease, oil change, a few bits and pieces.

Reckon I should have it
on the road by tomorrow.

I could have sworn I'd
done a couple of cylinders.

Oh it's a fair call but I checked.

Got lucky.

Yeah I did, didn't I?

Call it an introductory offer okay?

No worries.

Excellent.

They look pretty good.

Lawn to barbecue.

Look the thing is Nick,
about this donation,

it's really what Sandra wants.

What do you want?

I just want her to be happy.

You know that miscarriage
was pretty tough on her.

I mean it's alright for me,
I've already got kids

but she's a young woman she
deserves a chance to be a mother

I'll think about it.

No I appreciate that Nick,
it's a big decision.

Thank you.

Chop?

Oh no, couldn't mate,
I think Stevie's tryna poison me.

Really?

Yeah, it's a bit of a, bit of a war zone

down there at the moment.

What cramps?

Yeah.

You weren't down the
fence line at Skinny Jim's

today were you?

No.

So it's not arsenic.

I don't reckon Stevie'd go that far mate.

Take over for a minute.

Tess.

Can we go somewhere private and talk?

Sure, we'll just wait until we
do the happy birthday thing

then we can sneak off to the dam.

Aw Tess's fashion sense
started young as you can see.

And here's Tess a little bit older,
a little bit more

sophisticated, however,
she does seem to be sporting

some sort of an 80s fringe look.

Thanks for that Jo.

No worries.

Ah Tess the waitress,
and in case you didn't know

Tess's specialty was decaf soy latte.

Of course.

Ah Tess the party girl.

And here she seems to be
sporting a sexy little red number.

Nice.

Thanks.

Before she got back to her roots.

Woo!

Pussy cat pussy cat.

How embarrassing.

However she does still
look quite cutting edge.

Oh, and here we have the
farmer that fashion forgot look.

Oh, shoveling the poop.

Oh and finally,
Tess McLeod ladies and gentlemen.

Miss Organics 2004.

(cheering)

Happy birthday!

♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ And so say all of us ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Ho ♪

♪ Hey ♪

(cheering)

(dramatic music)

Tess?

What?

No.

But I don't understand.

I thought we were all invited.

Hey guys, why don't you join us?

Water's beautiful.

Yeah, I'll pass.

Enjoy yourselves.

Nick, wait!

(dramatic music)

Happy birthday Tess,
great party if I do say so myself.

Can you keep it down?

So it was you who took
all my asprin last night.

You know I had a headache too.

Headache I wish,
I feel like I've been run over

by a truck and I wasn't even drinking.

Hey Tess, what happened to you?

Disappeared after the slideshow.

Oh Tess had a secret rendezvous with Kane.

Oh.

I'm really sorry,
I didn't know it was Kane.

Well the resemblance to Nick is huge.

Look I know you wanna turn your life around

with this whole satin rubbish

but did you have to
start by jumping my guy?

Oops.

I am not interested in Kane.

By the way happy birthday Tess.

I honestly thought it was Nick,

I know it doesn't make any sense but

well maybe I should see a doctor

because having hallucinations
is not normal, right?

Yeah well maybe you
should take Kate with you,

she was acting really weird last night.

I wasn't acting weird.

Yeah that organics guy
thought you were pretty funny.

You got Gunther to laugh?

You must tell me what you said.

I think he was having an acid flashback

with all the talk of
hallucinations and stuff.

Alright well I gotta get
through my inspection

this afternoon and then
I'm going for a check up.

(dramatic music)

Hey, I thought I told
you to stay out of trouble.

I am!

Where'd you get it?

What?

Don't bullshit me Luke, that new engine,

you lifted it, didn't you?

Mind your own business huh.

Hey!

Don't walk away from me Luke.

(metal clanging)

Nick last night at the dam.

It was a mistake.

It's none of my business who

you go skinny dipping with Tess.

Well of course it's your business,
I wanna explain.

Go on then.

Kate said I was having
some sort of episode.

A psychotic projectile

thing that my mind was
forcing me to see things

that I really needed to see.

Actually I have no idea
what is wrong with me.

But yesterday and last
night everywhere I looked

I kept seeing you,
when I was swimming in the dam,

I thought I was swimming towards you,

I wanted it to be you,
everything I am doing is about you.

Please, you have to trust me.

Sandra wants me to give her a baby.

What?

Apparently her and Harry have
been having some problems

so they asked me.

Wasn't that a bit weird?

Yeah, it's very weird.

Well does that mean you...

I don't know it's, we're talking AI,
not natural cover.

So what are you gonna do?

(sighing)

Well Harry's desperate to
give Sandra what she wants,

you know what he's like, always gets

what he wants in the end.

(engine growling)

Well bugger me, you did it.

You cleaned her up a treat,
what you replace all the seals?

Yeah, all new seals, well spotted.

Think you got yourself a job.

I'll have to start you at base
rate and see how you go, eh?

Well you gonna shake my hand or what?

Thanks Terry.

Good party last night.

Yeah.

Glad you and Harry got a chance to talk.

He's pleased you're thinking about it.

Means a lot to him to have
another Ryan to carry on the name

What Harry said that?

No but that's why all men want babies,
isn't it?

Yeah I suppose.

I could think of a few other reasons,

what about you Sandra?

Do you want to have kids?

I want Harry to be happy.

You don't think he is happy?

I saw his face after I lost the baby,
I let him down.

Look Sandra, I think...

If it was up to me I'd wait
for it to happen naturally

he talks about it all the time...

Look Sandra, I...
Please Nick,

I know what he wants.

And organic equipment kept separate

from agrochemical products good,

the equipment shed seems to be in order,
let's move on.

Okay everyone, this way.

So Gunther, how'd you shape
up after the party last night?

I don't drink.

Oh.

Well I hope you didn't take
anything I said seriously.

You mean your post apparition?

Yes well that was just, you know, a joke.

The apparition or the post?

Tess, about last night,
wasn't really myself

and I think that, I think that Gunther

might have heard me mention something

about the Permapine posts.

What?

Well I...

What's behind these sheds?

Nothing, just paddocks.

Right then, time for a random
paddock inspection I think,

I suggest Skinny Jim's.

Well Jack's Folly is much closer.

Right, Skinny Jim's, this way?

(dramatic music)

Oo pests and parasites in organic grain,
sounds riveting.

I'm sure there's something in here about,
yes,

delirium, headaches, diarrhea,
hallucinations, that's it!

Don't eat that!

What?

That's why everyone's
been acting so weird lately.

Everyone?

Ergot poisoning, Gunther's rye flour

must be contaminated with a fungus.

Well okay,
how long have I been eating this stuff?

Two days,
no wonder we keep waking up with headaches.

You mean I've been
drooling over some hottie

for two days who could
turn out to be not hot?

Fungus!

Uh!

When it comes to soil contamination,
CCA treated pine

is a big culprit,
the chemicals leach into the soil,

get into the food chain.

Yeah, absolutely, this fence line here,

it's under repair but as you can see

all the posts are from
the original fence line.

Well this looks recent.

Yeah we wanted it finished today

so we started digging, right Stevie?

Right, of course some
people are better than others

at digging holes for themselves.

And some people don't recognize an apology

when it's offered to them in public.

What's this?

Oh that's just a bit of old fence.

It's a very recent piece of
Permapine fence actually.

Tess!

How could you?
How could you?

Oh come on, I made a mistake.

I'm not sure you're really committed

to being one of us Tess.

Well of course I'm
committed but I know plenty

of organic farms that use treated pine.

Not if I'm doing the inspection.

But I put so much into it.

Come on guys, she has.

Organics is a serious business Tess.

Yeah and shame on me, I've enjoyed myself.

You know what,
you can be serious about something

without actually being serious.

I mean really, have a look at yourself,

you could lighten up a bit.

And you all, you eat,
breathe, sleep organics

and actually there is
a whole world out there

and I don't wanna be a
part of your group anymore.

And,
and you can forget about the certification

and I just hope that there
is enough time for me

to get myself out of this met
that Saturn has got me into

and I wanna thank you all very much

for pointing me in the right direction.

(dramatic music)

Way to go Tess.

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Hey Luke.

Oh good, you are good looking.

Oh thanks, so are you.

Goodday Jo, come to pick up
your stunning automobile eh?

She goes like a dream now.

What happened to your face?

I caught it on the bonnet of the car,

stupid thing to do.

So show me what a brilliant
job you did with this thing.

Next time a bonnet jumps
up and smacks you in the face,

you let me know, alright.

Hey, what are you doing later today?

Just the usual 500 chores, why?

Find time to take me for a
spin in your new wheels?

Sure, I'd love to.

Gunther, wait, how did she go?

How do you think she went?

Give her a break Gunther,
she really believes

in the whole organics thing.

And the Permapine was,
it was an honest mistake.

Which she tried to cover
up by hiding the evidence,

that's dishonest in my book.

Yes but once she realized what she'd done,

she'd pulled out all the posts,

I mean there was no soil contamination.

I see.

So if someone say sold
a product they thought

was organic and safe but it
turned out to be contaminated

then they'd have their
certification revoked.

Absolutely.

Well guess you better kiss
your own certification goodbye.

I beg your pardon?

The rye flour you gave Tess
was contaminated Gunther.

We've all had a case of mild ergot

poisoning for the last two days.

Don't be ridiculous.

No I'm sure of it.

I mean Tess and I both hallucinated,

Alex was ill,
Jodi was waking up with headaches.

Maybe you all drink too much.

Yeah well I'm sure we'll find out

when I send this off to the
Department of Health for testing

There is nothing wrong with my rye.

Well I mean you would know, you milled it.

You'd notice dark spots on the grains,
wouldn't you?

Of course.

Try some.

The 70s were quite
enough for me the first time,

thanks very much.

Maybe I can arrange to
have a word with the board,

they have been known to make exceptions

in exceptional circumstances.

(rock music)

Goodday.

Hi.

How'd you pull up?

Fine.

Stevie listen, about that stuff in the dam,

I, you know, I...

It's alright,
I know what caused the damage last night.

Oh yeah, what's that?

Ergot poisoning.

What?

Sandwiches were contaminated with fungus,

that's why Tess was acting so weird.

You're joking, fungus.

I thought it must have been the grog.

Or my animal attraction.

(laughing)

I'll tell you what though,
that water was cool.

(soft music)

(whining)

(soft music)

(whining)

(soft music)

So you happy?

Yeah, I couldn't be happier.

If it's what you want, it's what I want.

You can't do it.

Why not?

Another little Ryan wouldn't be so bad,
would it?

You can't just go around
giving out your sperm willy nilly

Well if it's for a good cause Tess.

You might need it.

Yeah well Sandra might need it more.

She's not having your sperm Nick.

I see and why would that be?

Because if anyone is gonna
be the mother of your children

it's gonna be me.

(soft music)

What was that?

I just wanted to make sure you were real.

Well Harry and Sandra don't want

to have a baby right now anyway,

they were just tryna make each other happy.

Oh.

I just had to try and get them talking.

Turns out they're happy the way things are.

Nick.

Yeah?

There's something I really
wanna do for my birthday.

Are you sure you wanna
go through with this?

Absolutely.

If I don't do this now, I never will.

How long since you've done tandem?

Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

(screaming)

(shouting)

(cheering)

(upbeat music)

♪ Oo you make me tremble ♪

♪ And I can't control it ♪

♪ Can't control it anymore ♪

♪ What's between us is ♪

♪ Deep as sin ♪

♪ Strong as any force ♪

♪ Oh I'm hungry ♪

♪ I've been starving
just to hold you close ♪

♪ We've built our fences ♪

♪ And we pretended that we were safe ♪

(thundering)

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