All language subtitles for McLeods.Daughters.S04E11 - Fools For Love.en

Previously, on McLeod's Daughters.

Straight business proposition.

Okay.

I'll trade you semen from our merino ram

for your pellets on Border Leicester.

I've been thinking about it, you know?

What?

A rodeo school.

Yeah, it might work.

I'm gonna go through a fire,
I can't believe it.

I was goin' to say somethin' before,

but, I didn't have a chance.

I'm gonna nominate you
for a promotion next election.

We had something, didn't we?

Yeah, we did

and it's over now.

Nick!

(fist thudding)
(man grunting)

Nick!

How are the boots?

Yeah, comfy, so, who do they belong to?

Someone who could dance (chuckles).

You can keep 'em if you want.

Oh, so you reckon I can be bought

with a secondhand pair of boots,
do you, Stevie?

Oh, I reckon you can be
bought for a lot less than that.

Terrible.

(emotional piano music)

(bird chirping)

(upbeat country music)

Look, there's some smoke.

Over there!

(hooves pattering)

Missed 'em again, damn squatter.

He'll be starting a bush fire next.

Well, let's go.

Can't be too far away.

Well, I can't,
Dave's coming to check on Nick's ram.

I'll handle it.

Go on, I'll be all right.

Right, well, you be careful.

Yep.

(water splashing)
(ominous music)

(grass shuffling)

(mysterious music)

(hooves crunching)

(plant scratching)

Come on out.

Now!

(plant rustling)

(calf mooing)
(crows screeching)

You, hello.

I don't suppose you know who belongs

to that shed over there, eh?

(footsteps crunching)
(Stevie grunting)

Get off, get off me!

(man grunting)

(man chuckling)

(sighs) Jarred!

Well, hello Mrs. Wuchowski.

(ominous music)

(mellow pop music)

♪ It'll take some time to find your heart ♪

♪ And come back home ♪

♪ You could walk for miles,
cross every river ♪

♪ And find you're not alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪

♪ Oh ♪

I wanna say straight up,

it was all my fault.

Biggest mistake I ever made
was letting you walk out on me.

You walked out on me with my cheque book.

You're lucky I didn't report you.

Well, Steves, this time

you'll be the one making the big mistake.

(groans) Save it Jarred.

Come on, I've changed.

I won't let you down again.

No, 'cause you won't get another chance to.

Leave now and I won't
report the fire you started.

What fire?

I didn't start any fire.

Don't forget to fish your
shirt out of the creek.

Oh, come on Steves, that's not my shirt.

I got better taste than that.

Bye Jarred.

(hooves pattering)
(bird cawing)

It's more than teaching a bunch

of first-timers how to throw a rope.

There's accommodation, food, insurance.

It's all gotta be factored in

if you want the rodeo school to work,
Stevie.

(car engine humming)

(sighs) I've got other
things to worry about Alex.

What's on your mind?

(car door clanking)

(car door slamming)

Hey Steves.

I thought I told you to go.

We need to talk.

We got nothin' to talk about.

Jarred Wuchowski, Stevie's hubby.

Hubby?

Ex.

Eh, well actually, we never got divorced.

I signed those divorce papers years ago.

But I didn't lodge 'em.

I just couldn't bring myself to.

(scuffles) You pull
stunts like this all the time.

That's exactly why I left you.

I'm telling you Steves,
we're still married.

Married or not, I want you outta here.

(footsteps stomping)

(somber music)

She's always a bit volatile at first.

This your place?

Neighbor.

Stevie's the overseer out here.

Yeah.

(chuckles) Doesn't sound
like the girl I married.

400% for two minutes and
then onto something new.

Sounds like that includes you too, mate.

(somber music)

(footsteps thudding)

Sir, would you care to donate?

What's it for?

New hoses.

I got a hose in good working order.

You can use it anytime you like, love.

(man laughing)
Thank you.

How's it goin', Jod?

We don't have enough for a new washer

let alone a new hose.

Hey, this is Dylan.

He's joined our unit from Fischer.

He's gonna help you out here for a while.

Hi.

Yeah, I thought I could pump tires

or wash windscreens for a donation.

Well,
you'd be lucky if this lot gave you a cold.

(Dylan chuckling)

How's the raffle going?

Oh,
we're gettin' creamed by the cricket club.

They've got a full esky of beer

and a meat tray to give away.

I'll catch you guys later, anyway.

(sighs) So, what's our prize?

A laminated Friend of CFS certificate.

Oh (whistles), who thought of that one?

Me.

(quizzical keyboard music)

Yeah,
I guess you work with what you got, right?

Mmm.

(mellow music)

(water cloth squelching)

(water dribbling)

Done some drills and
stuff for the Fischer guys,

but not real firefighting.

How about you?

(sighs) All right, look,
let's get one thing straight.

I'm with the CFS 'cause I
think the work's important,

not 'cause I think it's some
dating service, all right?

(huffs) Sorry, I wasn't coming onto you.

Last thing I'll be
looking for is a girlfriend.

Well, that's good.

(metal clanking softly)

Why aren't you looking for a girlfriend?

I just (hand rapping)
broke up with someone.

I don't really wanna talk about it.

Why did it end?

(sighs) Usual stuff.

You weren't ready to commit.

She wasn't ready to commit?

(Dylan's tongue clicking)

Oh.

Said she needed space.

All right.

(quizzical keyboard music)

So, have you ever been dumped?

(scuffs) Course not, stupid question

(sighs).
You know,

it's probably not good to think

about it in terms of dumper and dumpee,

just that it didn't work out.

You see, that's what Justine said.

It's not you, it's me.

Doesn't hurt any less.
(car engine roaring)

Um, okay, tell me they paid you first?

(car engine humming)

(groans) It's not my lucky week.

(both sighing)

(sheep bleating)

Come on.

(ram bleating)

This ram looks perfectly healthy to me.

Then why isn't he performing?

He's barely covered any of my ewes.

Well, it's a lot of women to satisfy.

He can't keep up.

You mean he's worn out.

Or bored.

Isn't it every male's dream

to be chased by females on heat?

The opposite,
it's when they don't chase you,

that you want them.

Ah,
maybe I should plant oysters in his feed.

Nah, we need to give him a rival.

(sheep bleating)

Yep, somebody to get him goin'.

The crowd fell upon the tyrant and (sighs)

not attacked, that's too whimpy.

Look,
I signed the divorce papers on the 4th

and he says he's never lodged 'em.

(paper crinkling)

No, that can't be right.

Can you check that again, please?

(sighs)

Yeah.

No, the spelling's right.

Thanks anyway.

Son of a...

I never knew you were married.

(sighs) Didn't realize I still was.

Really?

I'm gonna tear that bastard limb from limb.

Dismembered, that's it.

(pen thudding)

(keyboard clicking)

So, you think I should buy another ram

to rival Nick's ram?

You don't need one.

We get a wether and
inject him with testosterone.

Yeah, but the wether
doesn't have all his equipment.

Ah, all that testosterone in him,
he thinks he does.

More importantly, so does Nick's ram.

You sure it won't hurt the wether?

Pfft, little competition never hurt anyone.

Stevie.

What are you still doin' here?

Came to pick up me pump.
You seen Jarred?

Well, you told him to go, he went.

(Stevie sighs heavily)

(metal door squeaking)

(metal door slamming)

(car engine roaring)

(exhaust humming)

Martial problems.

(classic rock music)

You are one hell of a double-crossing,
manipulative

son of a...

(car horn honking)

(car engine roaring)

(car horn honking)

(tires crunching)

(metal clanking)

(keys jingling)

(metal door slamming)

I never should have trusted you, should I?

(metal door slamming)

See, I was telling the truth.

The one thing you had to
do was lodge those papers.

If I didn't have that rodeo gig,

I would've done it myself.

You should be grateful.

I gave us another chance.

(sighs heavily) Chances were up years ago.

Aw, you and I were meant to be Steves.

You can't fight your destiny.

Well,
my destiny's got nothin' to do with you.

Suit yourself (sighs).

(mellow country music)

Okay, get in your car, follow me.

You're not goin' anywhere
until we sort this out.

I knew you'd come around.

(mellow country music)
(footsteps crunching)

(metal door clanking)

(metal door slamming)

(birds chirping)

I was on a break from the rigs.

North Queensland, picked her up hitching.

She couldn't wait to get in.

(ice rattling)

(sighs) So,
it was either that or pneumonia.

It had been raining for days.

I knew she fancied me right away.

She was practically sitting in my lap.

So, we come up on this creek,

it's a raging torrent by now.

And, he goes, I'm gonna go for it.

I said, we'll drown.

She says, we stay here, we'll drown.

It's not deep, well,
you know what she's like, right?

Impulsive, you can tell by
just lookin' at him, can't you?

So,
I started the car across this flooded creek

and we get swept away.

I go to swim out with my tow rope,

climb up the bank and rig it up for her

to pull herself across.

So, I guess he did save me that day.

But, that was the start of the (sighs)...

Best time of my life.

Worst time of my life.

And then, you married him.

Yeah, well, he was gorgeous.

He had a smile that
could light up the room.

Must've been more to it than that.

Well, he was strong, funny, spontaneous

and he had this way of making me feel so...

Loved?

I felt like there was always
someone looking out for me,

(scuffs) sounds corny now.

No, it doesn't.

Well, sounds like there's
still somethin' there to me.

No, no never,

those days are gone.

(soft guitar music)

Quite a story you got there Jarred.

Hey, you made it.

Yeah, I figured the television
wouldn't miss me, so.

Oh, good.

Hey guys, this is Dylan.

Now, he just got dumped by his girlfriend,

so be nice.

Don't worry, it'll get easier each time.

Good, now, I hope so (clears throat).

(soft guitar music)

So, tell me, mate,

what's the lie of the land?

Stevie seeing anyone?

You'll have to ask her about that.

(birds chirping)
(soft mellow music)

(metal scrapping)

Husband eh, kept him well hidden.

Gotcha!

Oh, put me down (groans).

I thought you liked flying.

Give it a rest.

(soft mellow music)

So, how's all the fundraising
going for the CFS?

Uh, dismal.

We need two grand for the hoses.

We've done, what?

$170, 15 cents and a bottle top.

We should do what the Fischer CFS did.

It made them $3000.

Um, they did a calendar nude.

Oh, sorry, it's um...

No, I think it's a great idea.

Yeah, I've got my gear off

in public once before, no thanks.

Oh, I think he means the girls,
mate. (Alex laughing)

I got a digital camera
that I could lend you,

and, or not.

Well, Stevie used to work in a topless bar.

She could show you the ropes.

(quizzical keyboard music)

Non-topless bar work, $5.50 an hour,

topless, $55, you do the math.

She was employee of the week,
three times in a row.

Yeah.

Like a lot of things in my life,

that was in the past.

(footsteps pattering)

So, I'm thinking of settling down,
buying a little place.

With what?

Diamond ring that you gave me?

I swear, I thought it was real.

(Stevie scuffing)

Give us a break, Steves.

(crickets chirping)

(soft mellow music)

Alex.

Stevie,

at the rodeo school,

I reckon I got a good
deal on some insurance.

Jarred, do you mind?

Right, okay.

You can sleep in the car.

I've taken the battery out.

(chuckles) See,
she can't stand to see me leave.

Not until you sign those new papers, no.

(footsteps stomping)

He thinks we're together.

You put him straight, right?

No, you wanna play along, help me out?

What?

You want me to be a decoy boyfriend?

Look, I don't like it anymore than you,

but if it gets him to back off.

So, how long have we been together?

Is it the real deal or quick fling?

What difference does it make?

Well, I need to know how to play it,
Stevie.

If we're engaged, see,

it's different if we just got together.

(chuckles) We're takin' it slow, okay?

Mm, so a quick kiss is out of the question?

Don't push it.

(footsteps pattering)

(door creaking)

(birds chirping)
(cows mooing)

(footsteps pattering)

Hey,
I downloaded these divorce papers for you.

The longer we put it off,
the worst it will be.

(sighs heavily)
Well, I don't want

this divorce and neither do you.

I don't want to get the lawyers involved,

but I will if I have to.

Now, how can you afford a lawyer?

Find the money.

(pen scratching)

Well, you can't use these now.

Well, I'll just download some new ones.

Before you do, let's say

you and me go for a little dip in the dam.

Give it up, Jarred.

(soft mellow music)
(birds chirping)

So, you worked on an oil rig?

Yep, and I was a scuba master,
a boiler maker,

even had a job as a chief tool pusher once.

What's that?

Well, much like a regular tool pusher,

except you're the chief.

(Meg laughing)

Didn't last too long that one though.

Sounds like you got itchy feet.

I like a challenge.

Must be a bit quiet here
compared to what you're used to.

Yeah, but if Steves and I
manage to work things out,

we'll get a place of our own.

Mansion in Mexico
sounds like it'll be nice.

You'll need to do a lot of
tool pushing to afford that.

I got a rich great uncle who's
been promising to push off.

He's 98, he's had a pretty good innings

and from what I remember,

I think Stevie has got a rich,

old rellie floating somewhere.

News to me.

Far as I know,
she's worked for everything she's got.

(soft mellow music)

(sheep bleating)

Actually, it's probably better

if I do the top off injection alone.

Well, I'd rather stay and
watch if you don't mind.

Well, people around can make
the ram nervous, you know?

I'm sure he can handle it.

Well, I've got plenty of work to do.

(footsteps pattering)

Is there a problem here?

Like what?

Well, there's, you know,

two rams, one ewe.

One of the rams has to back off

or somebody's gonna get hurt.

(chuckles) I couldn't agree more David.

(David scuffing)

The johnny come lightly,

ram should go on lookin' on other pastures,

what do you reckon?

Hmm, yeah, funny thing though nature,

survival of the fittest.

Right.

(ram bleating)

There we go big fella.

(water splashing)

Ugh, that smells like...

Get used to it,

and the dagging and
the five o'clock starts.

(water splashing)

There's gotta be some other kinda work

you could be doing around here.

I like it,

not looking for anything else.

All right, well, I'll give you a hand then.

We used to make a pretty good team once.

Rose-colored diamond-encrusted glasses.

Remember that time in the dunes?

I'd rather not, it was itchy.

And, the demonstration house,
master bedroom?

Real estate agent had seen less.

Well timed, Steves.

While I was young and stupid.

(soft guitar music)

(gun booming)
(horse neighing)

(gum banging)

They must be shooting stock.

Let's get 'em.

(intense music)

(hooves clicking)

Looks like there's a few of them.

Or one very thirsty man.

Bastards are havin' a good time,
that's for sure.

Well, not very good shots by the looks of.

Yeah, well it doesn't make
'em any less dangerous,

especially if they've had a few.

Good thing I'm here to look after ya.

(chuckles) Why did you
protect me back there?

Instinct, I don't want anyone hurting ya.

(soft guitar music)
(birds chirping)

Same story,
they got away before we could get near 'em.

Next thing you know,
they'll be up around the house.

Well, Charlotte's coming over this weekend.

Maybe we should call the police.

Or we could just wait, see if they move on.

No, we don't want a couple of
armed men wondering around.

I'm quite happy to keep
trying to track 'em down.

(sheep bleating)
(horse neighing softly)

Hey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

take it easy there, mate.

Shouldn't the wether had backed off?

He's starting to think he's the ram.

Yeah, that's the point.

(ram bleating)

I thought the point was
to make the ewes happy.

(sheep bleating)
(mellow guitar music)

You gotta admit,
there's chemistry between us, Steves.

Sometimes chemistry is just a bit of smoke

and pretty colors.

(footsteps crunching)

(gasps) What are these for?

This is what decoy boyfriends do.

I read it in the manual.

Oh,
well it's the last thing I need right now,

but thank you.

Is he giving you problems?

Ah no, but the squatters are.

Squatters, more than one?

Yeah, I reckon they're using a rifle too.

I better get back to it.

I'll help ya.

Nah, I'll be fine.

When she makes up her mind.

Yeah, I'm gonna check it out.

I'll give you a hand.

No, no, no, there's no need to, mate.

Could be dangerous, you might need backup.

(car engine roaring)

Their last camp was around here.

(car door clanking)

(car door slamming)

(birds squawking softly)

So, Stevie putting up half
the cost of this rodeo school?

It's really none of your business, is it?

I know it'll be hard for you to understand,

but I actually care about her.

Well, you got a strange way of showing it.

Nobody knows Stevie like I do.

Spare me, mate.

Thing is,
somebody's gotta look out for her and Rose.

(soft guitar music)

Her daughter, oh, she didn't tell ya.

Yeah, the bloke who takes on Stevie

is gonna find himself
with an instant family.

You the father?

No, she'd already given Rose up

by the time we got together.

So, you think if you spill Stevie's secrets

you'll get me to back off, is that it?

Just lettin' you know what you're in for,
mate.

Wuchowski,
you are a piece of work, mate, tut.

(door slamming)

(car engine roaring)

Hey!

(sheep bleating softly)

(birds chirping wildly)

(soft string music)

(footsteps pattering)

Oh, did you bring the digital camera?

Yeah, I still got a picture
of me and Justine on it.

I can't stop staring at it.

The delete function's there for a reason,
Dylan.

Don't do it to yourself.

So, come on, you ready for your close up?

Uh, no, I don't think

I want to go through this posing thing.

Oh come on, the best thing
to do when you're feeling down

is something outrageously brave.

Well,
the last thing I feel right now is brave.

That's exactly why you need

to be pushed our of your comfort zone.

Come one Dylan, your CFS needs you.

(Dylan scoffing)

(upbeat music)

Is that Dylan you're with?

You only just met him.

Relax mum, he's harmless.

They're the ones you gotta watch out for.

But you see,
this would make a fantastic calendar.

I mean, who wouldn't wanna
fork out for pictures like this?

So, you gonna help me out?

Nah, sorry.

Hello.

Stevie, you'll get naked for a cause,
won't you?

My days for gettin' naked
are over (sucks lips).

Why not, you embarrassed?

No, absolutely not.

Oh come on, what's stopping you then?

Being nude, that's what.

I thought you said all
women had beautiful bodies.

I thought you said we should
be proud of who we are.

Well, it's easy to be a
feminist with my clothes on.

(moans) Mum.

I'd worry where my picture would end up.

I don't want some lonely
prisoner pinning me to his wall.

Hey,
you'd be doing a great community service.

You don't know how long they'd keep it for.

People have a way

of hanging onto things
long after it's ended.

So, Jarred still hasn't
signed the divorce papers.

Nope, he's so bloody headstrong.

(sighs) One of the things
I used to love about him.

Sounds like, maybe, you still do.

(soft guitar music)

Stars are so clear out here.

Yeah,
some nights I spend ages looking at 'em,

helps me think.

I used to watch you when
you were sleeping for hours.

Couldn't take my eyes off you.

When you're awake, it was like

firing ball field.
(chuckles) Thanks.

When you're asleep,
you're an angel, seriously.

Used to wonder what
I'd done to deserve you.

(crickets chirping)

Sometimes I think about what it'd be like

if we were still together.

Well, no time like the present to find out.

(Stevie giggling)

(hand slapping)

(Jarred sighing)

I don't think I can...

Trust me?

Or myself.

Steves, the last thing in the world

I want is to make you unhappy.

If you don't think that this
thing's worth another shot,

then I'll sign your divorce papers,
get out of our hair.

You always looked out for me.

Still will, if you give me a chance.

(soft guitar music)

(Jarred shuffling)

(lips sucking softly)

(soft guitar music)

(birds squawking)

We could go on holiday,

out of the way places, you know.

Mexico, Brazil,

Bora Bora.
(Stevie giggles softly)

Maybe open a little bar somewhere.

(chuckles) With what?

Oh, between the two of us,

we could rustle up the cash.

(chuckles) Enough to buy a bar?

I made some money on the rig.

A little sounds fabulous,

but Bora Bora will have to wait

until after I dag the sheep.

(both chuckling)

I never thought I'd hear you knock back

the chance to explore the world.

Mmm, me neither,

but there's something nice

in knowing the next day

won't be too different from the last.

You really like this place?

Yeah (sighs) it's um,

it's home, whatever that means (chuckles).

(soft guitar music)

This is gonna work, isn't it?

You bet it is.

(lips sucking gently)

(footsteps crunching)

Let your calves ride, Steves,

you'll be at French champagne shortly.

(chuckles) You can drop the act now.

You've sorted it?

Jarred the jerk's taken off, huh?

No, but it's all worked out.

Ah, well, the only person here

who'll do the right thing by
is the one in the mirror, mate.

Guess that's my problem now.

Help to serve your purpose?

Come on, it's only pretend.

(Alex chuckling)

(door rattling)

Pretty early in the day for
chocolates isn't it, mate?

Oh, they're not for you.

Oh, I see,
you're borrowing those boots too, is he?

Uh, well actually, they're his.

I had kept 'em.

Stevie mentioned you wore 'em.

Reckon they fit me a bit better though.

Don't.

Come on, mate, take the hint.

She's not interested in you anymore.

You've been here five minutes

and you think you know what Stevie wants.

Boys, that's enough (deeply exhales).

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Enjoy your chocies.

(mellow country music)

(Stevie chuckling)

You see,
the best thing about a digital camera

is if I get any of your
naughty bits in then,

I can just delete it and take another one.

That's great, Jodes, but I gotta run, mate.

Well fine,
I'll just ask Jarred to do it then.

Jarred?

(water splashing)

It's not that I don't support the CFS, Jod,

I'm just, you know, not that keen

on getting the tackle out
in front of other blokes.

I never figured you for the shy type, Dave.

Well, no, not at all.

Not at all, the thing is,

I don't want the other
blokes feeling inadequate.

Right, so, it's a no then, is it?

'Fraid so.

Well, that's a shame.

Well, 'cause Nick said he'd do it

and I'm just gonna have to
tell him that you chickened out.

I thought Nick said no.

Changed his mind.

Your ram's done well.

Bloody exhausting.

Better than this poor wether.

He fought for his women

and look at the thanks he gets.

Well,
maybe they didn't wanna be fought over.

If I find anything wrong with my ram,

you're carrying his vet bills, man.

Ah, Nick.

There's nothing wrong with your ram, mate.

You had problem.

I solved it.

All he needed was a bit of time.

Not a pumped up wether trying to go him.

This is silly. The ram is
fine. The ewes are marked.

Let's all go have a drink.

Time, sometimes you have to act, mate,

or else you miss the boat.

Well, sometimes you need
to know when to step back

and stay out of things
that don't concern ya.

And, sometimes, you have to remember

what this was about in the first place.

Getting sheep pregnant.

(David chuckling)

Why are men so competitive?

Can't help 'emselves.

Well, at least our egos aren't as fragile.

Yeah exactly, women would never care

about those little things,

like what they look like naked.

That's different.

(door creaking)

What's different?

Jodi can't find anyone for her calendar.

Not true, the guys said that they'd do it.

You haven't?

Yep, Alex, Nick, Dave, they're all in.

Haven't asked Jarred yet,

but I reckon he'd be game.

(gasps) Maybe the two
of you can pose together.

Sure, why not?

Any reason for the change of heart?

(mellow guitar music)

So,
how'd you get the boys to agree to pose?

Heeled to their competitive instinct,
I guess.

Well,
that would've worked with Nick and Dave.

Are those two still fightin' over you?

Yep, like cats and dogs.

Well,
it's better to have two guys after you

than none at all.

One man's enough for me.

Yeah, so long as he's the right one.

True, take me and Dylan, for example,

nicest guy in the world,

not attracted to him at all.

Then there's no point.

Why is it we're attracted to the bad guys?

There's nothing wrong with wanting

to tame the fiercest horse in the herd.

It's usually the best.

Speak for yourself,

I think nice guys are underrated.

So, what is going on with you and Jarred?

You guys on again?

(chuckles) Fire.

Fireworks, eh?

No, fire over there on the stock route.

Could be the squatters, yeah?

Yeah, let's get 'em.

(intense music)

The idiots have burnt the shed.

(cloth smacking)

Hey!

Lucky you got here first.

Yeah, it's pretty much under control now.

Squatters must've lit a campfire,
forgot to put it out.

We'll go down the creek.

Get some more water, cool the embers.

Righto.

(solemn music)

(car engine roaring)

(doors banging)

(metal clanking)

I reckon one more load should do the trick,
mate.

(girls giggling)

(inquisitive music)

You seeing what I'm seeing?

You bet.

Hi there, do you come to swim?

Yeah.

Alex, settle.

Plenty for odds.

Nice.

Hi, I'm Alex. This is my little brother,
Nick.

Hi, I'm Sasha.

Natasha.

Sylivie.

Take off your clothes.

Jump in, it's beautiful.

You know, age before beauty.

Nice.

(boots thudding)

Hey, what happened to that
water we were waiting for?

Think we found our squatters.

Hmm.

(chill bass music)

We're really sorry.

We thought this was the outback.

I mean, it's pretty understandable,

if you put yourself in their shoes.

All this land, no one around.

So, where did you get your gun?

My uncle, he runs the piggery in Fushia.

Doesn't explain why he gave you a gun.

We wanted to go camping.

He said there'd be wild animals.

Well that's not the four-legged type

you'd have to watch out for.

We don't have much money,

but please, we'd like to make it up to you.

You know, if you really wanna help out,

there is something you could do.

(upbeat music)

Okay, oh, could you just lift your hat

a little bit Natasha?

Excellent, beautiful.

Okay, one, two, three.

(camera clicking)

Gorgeous.

Looks like fun.

Yeah, if you're into that kinda thing.

It's a good thing Jodi and
Stevie are representing it.

Be a shame not to have anyone from Drovers.

You're not thinking about doing it,
are you?

Why should they get all the glory?

♪ I'm burning up high ♪

Oh yes, more grapes.

More grapes.

Beautiful.

Yep.

Okay mum, let's see some attitude.

Work the camera.

(Tess laughing)

Gorgeous.

Do you really think the boys
are gonna go through with it?

I'm gonna get up there.

You two can stand in front.

If anyone's sittin' in driver's seat, I am.

Yeah, that'll be right.

Boys, can we get a decision here, please.

I still have Jodi and Stevie to do.

Where are they doin' their shot?

I don't know. Up with the horse, I think.

See, that's what we need,

some horses.

So, we just copy them.

No, no, I say we head over to the yards,

get some shots with the stock.

Oh, that'll look good.

Three naked men, mob of pregnant sheep.

Hmm, yeah, you're right.

(both chuckling)
Point taken.

Hello,
can you just get your gear off please?

Jodi, this is art.

Art takes time, right.

Okay, ready, set.

(camera clicking)

Beautiful,
okay now about one with the hat off?

Just take the picture.

I wonder why Jarred didn't turn up.

Don't think he knows what he's missing.

Yeah.

Oh wow.

It's hard to believe I didn't model before,
huh?

(all chuckling)
It's not that hard.

Oh, here's one I can put
on the Christmas cards.

Dear auntie Gladys,
thought you'd like to see me new hat.

Show me the boys again.

Tess, it's not a spectator sport,
all right?

Yeah, where are your shots?

Yeah.

I haven't had, just...

People will look at this
calendar years to come

and say, where was Tess McLeod that day.

And we'll be forced to tell 'em,

she didn't have the
guts to get her gear off.

No, it's not that.

Then what is it?

Well, I just...

Oh face it Tess, you're scared.

No, as a feminist, I,

okay, I'll do it.

As long as I get to choose who I pose with.

Well, it's obvious choice I would say.

I'd think so.

(happy music)

(bubbles popping softly)
Wow.

What's that, bum?

Good girl.

What's Jodi gonna do?

Ready, (gasps), one, two, three, ah.

Beautiful, hey bum, look at this,

ready, ready? (Inhales deeply)

(bubbles popping softly)

Look at that.
Good girl,

ready, set, ah, gorgeous.

(chuckles) Oh, where were you Jarred?

(footsteps crunching)

You gotta see these.

(footsteps pattering)

(door clanking)
Jarred.

(somber music)

Did you find what you're looking for?

Steves, I...

My bank statements?

I told you I had nothing.

I know and look,
from the way you work around here,

I should've believed ya.

So, what you're planning to go

to Bora Bora on my earnings?

No.

And, why would you even need my money?

What happened to all the
money you made on the rig?

Well, you know me Steves,
I make it, I spend it.

(somber music)

I trusted you.

And I stuffed up,

I just thought we could have
more fun if we had some cash.

Well life's not all about having fun,
Jarred.

I know, it's just, when I heard about

you having that windfall, I...

You heard what?

There was a rumor going
around that you'd struck it lucky.

Who told you that?

Some blokes up north were talking about it.

And, you believe every
tall story you hear in a pub?

Okay, so, they were wrong.

But, the important thing is,

is it doesn't matter.

(Stevie sighs heavily) We
can still make a go of this.

We could get that little bar started.

We can have a blast traveling around.

It'll be just like the old days.

The old days are over.

Come on Steves, don't throw this away.

You already have.

Sign here.
(Jarred sighing)

(slow emotional music)

I want a divorce now.

(paper crinkling)

(door slamming)

(emotional guitar music)

Take care of yourself.

Steves,

(slow emotional music)

sure you don't wanna come with me?

I've moved on, it's time you did too.

(footsteps crunching)

(door creaking)

(metal clanking)

(door slamming)

(car engine roaring)

(Stevie sighing)

(oil drum clanking)

(sighs) It's about time
you got rid of those boots.

You'd think I'd learn, wouldn't you?

Well,
it's not your fault Wuchowski's a nob.

I have this amazing talent

of picking the absolute wrong guy.

At least you're good at something.

Crap load good it does me.

You're just looking for the
wrong things in a guy, Stevie.

What would you know?

You were a lousy boyfriend.

Oh, thanks a lot.

(Stevie chuckling)

Hey, listen,
you still owe me for those gifts.

You got any chocies left?

Nah.

Where's my French champagne then?

We broke up, remember?

I'm drinking it myself.

(Stevie laughing)

Okay, here it is.

You've both done me a huge favor.

The ewes are pregnant
and I'm very grateful for that.

But, if we're all gonna be friends,

then this tension between the two of you,

it has to stop.

What tension?

No tension here.

Well, I thought I could
cook you both dinner then.

Oh yeah, right, well not tonight anyway.

Yeah, sorry Tess, another time.

I've got plans.

Yeah.
Oh.

(car engine roaring)

Hey, how you doin'?

Nick, Dave, we got the beer.

We thought we'd better show
'em some Aussie hospitality.

Yeah, that's the least to us,

well, they deserve a night out, I mean.

Sasha talked to me, hasn't she?

Natasha's gonna be crossing the border.

Can you make sure you
have that guard's uniform?

Oh, we have...

Ahem.

Ah, yes, another time maybe.

We'll see ya later, Tess.

Yeah, did you manage to
get that Balkan phrase book?

Yeah, it's in my pocket.

Let's go driver.

(melodic country music)

So, are you free for dinner tonight?

How about a girl's night in?

(baby cooing)
(car engine revving)

(melodic country music)

(car engine humming)

Hey, I thought the calendars
are supposed to be here.

Hey Dylan.

Oh hey, Jod, great news, huh, $2000 worth.

What?

Yeah, we sold out half an hour ago.

I gotta go back to town
and get another batch.

You sold them all already?

(laughs) Yeah, they went like hot cakes.

But, luckily, saved you guys one.

Oh!

Oh!

Okay.

(calendar pages ruffling)

Oh wow.

(Meg laughing)

(chuckles) Look at the blokes.

Hey, who's got the biggest...

Next page.

(calendar page ruffling)

Oh, very pretty.
(both laughing)

Oh.

Very nice.

Yeah.

Well, that's great.

Hey, do you wanna go out
to dinner tonight to celebrate?

Oh, love to but, I can't.

Don't tell me there's another show on tele

you just can't miss?

No, I got a date with Justine actually.

Thought you guys were through.

Yeah, oh no,
well she saw us on the calendar

and went ballistic.

She was angry?

No, jealous,
so it worked a treat (chuckles).

So, thanks.

Hey, that's great.

I'm glad I could help.

Yep.

So much for being the
nicest guy in the world.

(Meg laughing)
Oh!

(calendar page ruffling)

Oh, aww (laughs).

Hey boys, June, July,
October and November are here.

Okay everyone, back in the car.

(men wolf whistling)
Lovely work July.

(men applauding)
What a babe, October.

(men cheering)

Mum.

Um, yes, you just wait in the car.

I've just got to check some supplies.

(upbeat country music)

(men applauding)
(men cheering)

♪ You've been playin' around ♪

♪ With that ego of yours ♪

♪ Like a big time gambler ♪

♪ Who thinks he knows what's in store ♪

♪ Don't hold your cards
so close to your chest ♪

♪ Come on and let me see the rest ♪

♪ Why don't you strip jack naked ♪

♪ Strip jack naked ♪

♪ Strip jack naked for me ♪

♪ Why don't you strip jack naked ♪

♪ Strip jack naked ♪
(thunder booming)

(melodic ambient music)