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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 2 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:29,664 [audience murmuring] 3 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:32,000 [woman] ♪ Sugar ♪ 4 00:00:32,099 --> 00:00:34,167 -♪ Sugar ♪ -[audience applauding] 5 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,303 -♪ Sugar ♪ -[woman 2] ♪ Butter ♪ 6 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,205 -♪ Sugar ♪ -♪ Butter ♪ 7 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:40,040 -♪ Sugar ♪ -♪ Butter ♪ 8 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,843 -[woman 3] ♪ Flour ♪ -♪ Sugar ♪ 9 00:00:41,943 --> 00:00:43,243 -♪ Butter ♪ -♪ Flour ♪ 10 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:47,882 ["Sugar, Butter, Flour" harmonizing] 11 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:51,485 ♪ My hands pluck the things I know that I need ♪ 12 00:00:51,586 --> 00:00:55,657 ♪ I'll take the sugar And butter from the pantry ♪ 13 00:00:55,757 --> 00:01:00,028 ♪ I add the flour to begin What I am hoping to start ♪ 14 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,897 ♪ And then it's down With the recipe ♪ 15 00:01:02,997 --> 00:01:05,700 ♪ And bake from the heart ♪ 16 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,904 ♪ Sugar ♪ 17 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:14,207 ♪ And butter ♪ 18 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:18,813 ♪ And flour ♪ 19 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:23,585 ♪ And mother ♪ 20 00:01:23,685 --> 00:01:26,386 ♪ What's inside? ♪ 21 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:30,625 ♪ Everyone wants to know What's inside? ♪ 22 00:01:30,725 --> 00:01:36,496 ♪ And I always tell them But I... ♪ 23 00:01:36,598 --> 00:01:40,635 ♪ Feel more than words Can say ♪ 24 00:01:40,735 --> 00:01:43,871 ♪ You want to know What's inside? ♪ 25 00:01:43,972 --> 00:01:48,308 ♪ Simple question, so then What's the answer? ♪ 26 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:52,714 -♪ My whole life is in here ♪ -♪ What's inside? ♪ 27 00:01:52,814 --> 00:01:57,184 -♪ In this kitchen baking ♪ -♪ What's inside? ♪ 28 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,153 -♪ What a mess I'm making ♪ -[man] Jenna! 29 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,657 -[upbeat music] -What's the special pie today? 30 00:02:02,757 --> 00:02:05,927 -Deep shit blueberry bacon. -Deep shit? 31 00:02:06,027 --> 00:02:09,262 Dish! Deep dish! Sorry, Cal. 32 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,365 ♪ The day starts like The rest we've seen ♪ 33 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,669 ♪ Another carbon copy Of an old routine ♪ 34 00:02:14,769 --> 00:02:17,204 -♪ Days keep coming ♪ -♪ One out, one in ♪ 35 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,673 ♪ They keep coming ♪ 36 00:02:18,773 --> 00:02:21,274 Make the coffee strong enough to chew. 37 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,711 ♪ I don't know What I wish I had ♪ 38 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,446 ♪ But there's no time now For thinking things like that ♪ 39 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,050 -♪ We've got too much to do ♪ -♪ Too much to do ♪ 40 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,887 ♪ All these same things We're always ♪ 41 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,255 ♪ Opening up ♪ 42 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:38,793 ♪ Letting the day in ♪ 43 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:42,329 ♪ Over a cup, we'll say ♪ 44 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,832 ♪ Hello, how you been? ♪ 45 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,068 ♪ Looking around ♪ 46 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,237 ♪ Seeing the same things ♪ 47 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:54,509 ♪ Every day brings ♪ 48 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:57,310 -♪ Hello, how you been? ♪ -♪ Hello, how you been? ♪ 49 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,913 -♪ Thank you ♪ -♪ Thank you ♪ 50 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,982 ♪ Come again! ♪ 51 00:03:01,082 --> 00:03:02,984 ♪ Some things never change ♪ 52 00:03:03,084 --> 00:03:05,720 ♪ Some things Never change ♪ 53 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:08,288 ♪ I wouldn't call this place A happy end ♪ 54 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:09,857 ♪ But I've been 'Round the block ♪ 55 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,592 ♪ And just came back again ♪ 56 00:03:11,693 --> 00:03:14,261 ♪ A small town like ours Ain't much ♪ 57 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,732 ♪ But sometimes home Is where your ass ends up ♪ 58 00:03:17,832 --> 00:03:20,300 -♪ Order up! ♪ -♪ Ordered up is how the day Will find me ♪ 59 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,571 ♪ Everything in its place And timing ♪ 60 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,372 ♪ I like the way Most of the days ♪ 61 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:28,109 ♪ Look exactly the same ♪ 62 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,645 [Cal] ♪ Order up ♪ 63 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,613 ♪ Check the clock Tick, tick, tock ♪ 64 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:36,216 ♪ Don't stop Serve with a smile ♪ 65 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:39,053 ♪ Hurry up Fill the coffee cup ♪ 66 00:03:39,153 --> 00:03:42,056 ♪ And then in a while ♪ 67 00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:44,424 ♪ Take a breath When you need ♪ 68 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,894 ♪ To be reminded that with ♪ 69 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:51,465 ♪ Days like these ♪ 70 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:57,805 ♪ We can only do The best we can ♪ 71 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,575 -♪ Till we do it again ♪ -♪ Come on, move it now ♪ 72 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:03,144 -♪ Opening up ♪ -♪ Hello ♪ 73 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:07,280 -♪ How you been? ♪ -♪ Thank you ♪ 74 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,317 -♪ Opening up ♪ -♪ Some things never change ♪ 75 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,721 ♪ Some things never change ♪ 76 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,356 -♪ Hello, how you been? ♪ -♪ Hello, how you been? ♪ 77 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:17,859 -♪ Thank you ♪ -♪ Thank you ♪ 78 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,326 ♪ Come again! ♪ 79 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:27,635 ♪ Some things never change ♪ 80 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:33,141 [applause] 81 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:37,945 -[bell dings] -Order up! 82 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,548 -Becky! -[bell dings] 83 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:43,251 Come on, Becky, put some hustle in that bustle. 84 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,987 Cal, does your ass ever get jealous 85 00:04:46,087 --> 00:04:48,488 of the constant crap that comes out of your mouth? 86 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,224 Ooh, howdy, Joe. What'll it be? 87 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:51,826 It's warm in here. I'm warm. 88 00:04:51,926 --> 00:04:53,828 -Okay, I'll let Cal know. -Let Cal know. 89 00:04:53,928 --> 00:04:56,998 -I'll let Cal know. -Okay, listen up. 90 00:04:57,098 --> 00:05:01,368 Today, I want a big piece of your deep dish blueberry bacon pie 91 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,704 with my scrambled eggs and toast. 92 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:07,008 And a tomato on the side on its own plate. 93 00:05:07,108 --> 00:05:09,210 Okay. No potatoes with that? 94 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,978 Did I say anything about potatoes? 95 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,181 Where'd you get potatoes from? 96 00:05:13,281 --> 00:05:16,017 Okay, no potatoes. Tomato. That everything? 97 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:20,755 No. I also want coffee. But don't bring that first. 98 00:05:20,855 --> 00:05:23,791 Bring me water first with the meal and the coffee after. 99 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:28,162 Are you okay? Am I making you sick? 100 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:30,565 Sorry, I'm just feeling a tad queasy. 101 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:33,333 -[piano music] -You okay, Jenna? 102 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,837 Yeah, I'm fine. Too much coffee is all. 103 00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:38,005 Avoiding it ain't gonna make it go away. 104 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:42,076 -No. -Hey. Hey. Hey! 105 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,445 -Where the hell y'all going? -To the beach. Pack us a lunch. 106 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:48,348 There's no one on the floor! 107 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,818 Am I supposed to put on a waitress uniform myself? 108 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,287 Hey, whatever floats your boat, Cal. 109 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:56,057 Let me remind you I can fire your ass. 110 00:05:56,157 --> 00:05:59,093 Sorry, Cal, we can't hear you. The water's running. 111 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:00,393 Get out here! 112 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:03,764 I'm only saying it once. 113 00:06:03,865 --> 00:06:06,868 This is the last time I'm gonna say it! 114 00:06:06,968 --> 00:06:09,270 Dammit. 115 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,205 Hey, I gotta get back to my table. 116 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:15,176 Jenna, time to pee on a stick. 117 00:06:15,276 --> 00:06:17,945 Oh, I don't wanna know! 118 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,681 ♪ Come on, honey, You've waited long enough ♪ 119 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,184 ♪ Get to it and do it ♪ 120 00:06:23,284 --> 00:06:27,387 -Okay, girls, enough! -♪ You know what we mean ♪ 121 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:30,925 ♪ I hope you drank Enough this morning ♪ 122 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:34,662 ♪ Come on, sweetie, It's better to know ♪ 123 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,231 ♪ We'll be right here With you, so ♪ 124 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:40,668 ♪ It's no or it's yes ♪ 125 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:45,239 ♪ But either way, You gotta take the test ♪ 126 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,108 ♪ A squat and a squeeze, A prayer and a please, It's nothing ♪ 127 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:49,277 ♪ A stick and a line ♪ 128 00:06:49,377 --> 00:06:51,012 ♪ Just one of 'em If I'm lucky ♪ 129 00:06:51,112 --> 00:06:54,382 ♪ A pot and a piss, Here we go, sis ♪ 130 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:57,118 ♪ And we'll keep our focus on ♪ 131 00:06:57,218 --> 00:06:58,819 ♪ The negative ♪ 132 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,889 Here. All right, read the instructions. 133 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:05,458 -Se puede saber... -In English! 134 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:09,063 Oh. Do not insert the test stick into your vagina. 135 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:11,699 Wow. Thank you, Dawn! 136 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:14,835 ♪ How'd I ever Get myself in this mess? ♪ 137 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:18,105 ♪ One drunk night And that stupid red dress ♪ 138 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,708 Oh, I love that red dress. The way it sparkles 139 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,043 it looks like an ice skating outfit. 140 00:07:22,143 --> 00:07:24,545 Stay with us, Dawn. 141 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:27,615 ♪ Maybe his machinery Is broken somehow ♪ 142 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,684 What if his boys don't swim? 143 00:07:29,784 --> 00:07:31,819 I mean, wow, miraculous luck. 144 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,388 Yeah, miraculous. 145 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:38,025 ♪ To get away With an uprotected fu-- ♪ 146 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,963 ♪ Funny how one night can Ruin your whole life ♪ 147 00:07:42,063 --> 00:07:44,899 ♪ Don't go there yet We don't know what The test says ♪ 148 00:07:44,999 --> 00:07:47,401 -♪ I'm already panicked ♪ -♪ Just calm down, goddammit ♪ 149 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:50,838 ♪ Maybe it'll all be fine ♪ 150 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:53,207 ♪ Maybe there'll be Just one line ♪ 151 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,776 ♪ Come on, negative ♪ 152 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,145 I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore. 153 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,748 We got drunk. I do stupid things when I drink. 154 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,917 Like sleep with my husband. 155 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:05,519 Honey, we've all made that mistake. 156 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,689 ♪ Focus on the negative ♪ 157 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,525 ♪ This will all be all right ♪ 158 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:15,162 ♪ It was only one night ♪ 159 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:18,199 ♪ Someone send me a sign ♪ 160 00:08:18,299 --> 00:08:19,533 ♪ One line, One line ♪ 161 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,869 [timer dings] 162 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:26,207 ♪ That means The test is ready ♪ 163 00:08:26,307 --> 00:08:28,376 ♪ This is it ♪ 164 00:08:28,476 --> 00:08:35,116 [music continues] 165 00:08:35,383 --> 00:08:37,218 -Shit. -[music ends] 166 00:08:37,318 --> 00:08:41,789 [applause] 167 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:44,058 -Honey, are you all right? -Shh, shh, shh. 168 00:08:44,158 --> 00:08:46,594 I'm inventing a new pie in my head. 169 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:48,896 -♪ Sugar ♪ -Of course you are. 170 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:54,235 I'm gonna call it I Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie. 171 00:08:54,335 --> 00:08:57,705 I don't think we can write that on the menu board. 172 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:02,043 Then I'll just call it Betrayed By My Eggs Pie. 173 00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:04,412 What's gonna be in it? 174 00:09:04,513 --> 00:09:07,715 Crack an egg, combine with sausage 175 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,583 and soak it in beer, 176 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,919 mix in cheesy red dressing 177 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,754 and add extra shortening in your crust 178 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,891 to trap the moisture in forever. 179 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,760 Jenna, this ain't something you can just tuck into a pie. 180 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,963 Hey! Pledge the sorority later! 181 00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:25,232 Y'all don't do your work, I'll dock your pay. 182 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,735 And, lady, you are really pushing my buttons today. 183 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:34,075 Hmm, well, which one is mute? 184 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:38,045 Waitress! 185 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,613 Who do you have to know around here to get a piece of pie? 186 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,415 -Earl -Hey sweet thing. 187 00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:45,252 Hey, what are you doing here? 188 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,588 Taking the rest of the day off. 189 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,490 What about work? 190 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,059 That friggin' foreman. 191 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,329 So he was on my ass for being late. 192 00:09:55,429 --> 00:10:01,435 But I told him don't blame the line at Taco Bell on me. 193 00:10:01,536 --> 00:10:04,738 I don't belong in that shit job. 194 00:10:04,839 --> 00:10:06,240 -Where's my kiss? -Earl, I got to get back to work. 195 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:11,745 They can wait. 196 00:10:11,846 --> 00:10:17,685 How we doing today? 197 00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:26,760 Yeah, it's not bad, but it's not great. 198 00:10:26,861 --> 00:10:30,364 Hey, you know what? I've been thinking. 199 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,800 I don't think it's worth you working here at this diner. 200 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:37,638 -I don't like those girls. -[slams] 201 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,575 That one looks at me like I just killed her dog. 202 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,309 No, I think I'd rather have you home 203 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:46,447 baking me pies all day long. 204 00:10:46,548 --> 00:10:48,282 Oh, damn this is tasty. 205 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:52,119 Yeah? Last piece left. 206 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,155 It sold so fast today I couldn't quite believe it. 207 00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:57,191 Oh, don't go getting a big head or nothing. 208 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,493 I mean, this is good, 209 00:10:59,594 --> 00:11:04,365 but let's face it, you ain't no Sara Lee. 210 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:07,502 You used to say my pies were so good I could open my own shop. 211 00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:09,036 I was just trying to get laid. 212 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,771 ♪ Sugar ♪ 213 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,207 My husband's a jerk chicken pot pie. 214 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:15,142 Pound chicken 'til it's unrecognizable. 215 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,877 Pack flour quickly. 216 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,413 Use only essential ingredients. 217 00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:21,815 Then simmer without a lid, 218 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:24,586 allowing the vapor to escape swiftly from the mixture. 219 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:30,625 Jenna! Jenna! Jenna! 220 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,359 You're not listening to me! 221 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,262 And you know what? I work hard. 222 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,064 And you want for nothing, you can't even listen to me. 223 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:40,635 -[bell ringing] -I'll work on that, Earl. 224 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:44,606 Am I imagining it? 225 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:47,875 Are your boobies getting bigger? 226 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,679 Like they practically grew a whole size overnight. 227 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:55,849 [laughs] That's crazy, Earl. 228 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,451 Maybe you're just eating a little too much pie. 229 00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:59,621 Mm-hmm. 230 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:04,124 All right, I'm outta here. 231 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:09,063 Hey, you tell your friends about this bad boy? 232 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:12,233 Earl. 233 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:15,135 In medieval font. 234 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:22,510 Now don't get too close 'cause the ink is still drying. 235 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,181 Now that must be helpful, 236 00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:30,685 just in case he forgets who he is. 237 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:34,021 Jenna, life is a shit show. 238 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,691 My left boob is now so much lower than my right 239 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,859 I'm lucky I don't trip over it. 240 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,563 And I'm married to Drooling Phil The Invalid 241 00:12:41,663 --> 00:12:43,732 and buying Depends by the bulk. 242 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,299 And Dawn here has never had a boyfriend 243 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:47,401 and eats TV dinners alone every night. 244 00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:50,004 Chicken Kiev on Monday, veal piccata on Tuesday. 245 00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:51,805 But we still wouldn't rather be you. 246 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,875 No, we sure wouldn't. 247 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,910 Everybody's got something they're dealing with. 248 00:12:57,011 --> 00:12:59,480 Don't worry about me. It'll be fine. 249 00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:01,482 Yeah, some father Earl's gonna be. 250 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,084 Look, hon, 251 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,554 don't hold yourself to vows and promises you made 252 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,857 when you were too young to know who the hell he really was! 253 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,393 Earl wasn't always like this. 254 00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:14,328 He's just going through a rough time is all. 255 00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:18,165 What's the shelf life on that excuse. 256 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,701 I couldn't even afford to leave him now. 257 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,703 [gasps] You can move in with me. 258 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:26,807 It's a studio, but I have a full size twin. 259 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:30,911 That's real sweet, Dawn, but I have a baby coming. 260 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,114 Jenna, dust the flour out of your brain. 261 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,084 Do that baby a favor and leave his sorry ass. 262 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:42,189 -He'd never let me. -Honey, it's not up to him. 263 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,925 Okay, look, I got 14 pies to make that ain't gonna bake themselves. 264 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,461 -Jenna! -Life's Just Peachy Peachy Keen pie. 265 00:13:47,562 --> 00:13:50,064 -Jenna! -Where There's A Whisk There's A Way pie. 266 00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:50,931 Oh, Lord 267 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,833 ♪ Make it work ♪ 268 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,636 ♪ Make it easy ♪ 269 00:13:54,736 --> 00:13:56,270 ♪ Make it clever ♪ 270 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:59,873 ♪ Craft it into pieces Make it sweet ♪ 271 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,476 ♪ Crimp the edges ♪ 272 00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:05,814 ♪ Or make it sour and serve With lemon wedges ♪ 273 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:10,017 ♪ Even doubt Can be delicious ♪ 274 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:13,822 ♪ And it washes off Of all the dirty dishes ♪ 275 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:17,257 ♪ When it's done I can smile ♪ 276 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:22,564 ♪ It's on someone else's Plate for a while ♪ 277 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:27,702 ♪ I'll place it on display ♪ 278 00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:30,638 ♪ And then I'll slice ♪ 279 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:36,377 ♪ And serve my worries away ♪ 280 00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:39,380 ♪ I can fix this ♪ 281 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,150 ♪ I can twist it ♪ 282 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:48,389 ♪ Into sugar butter Covered pieces ♪ 283 00:14:48,489 --> 00:14:50,924 ♪ Never mind What's underneath it ♪ 284 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:56,564 ♪ I have done it before ♪ 285 00:14:56,664 --> 00:14:59,967 ♪ I'll bake me a door ♪ 286 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:04,004 ♪ To help me get through ♪ 287 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:08,242 ♪ I learned that From you, Mama ♪ 288 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:16,250 ♪ It's amazing What baking can do ♪ 289 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,119 [vocalizing] 290 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,221 ♪ Make it up ♪ 291 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,257 ♪ And surprise them ♪ 292 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:26,795 ♪ Tell them all my secrets But disguise them ♪ 293 00:15:26,895 --> 00:15:30,998 ♪ So they dance On the tongues ♪ 294 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:34,401 ♪ Of the very people That they're secret from ♪ 295 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:37,906 ♪ Make it soon Make it better ♪ 296 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:41,041 ♪ Though better never Lasts forever ♪ 297 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:45,045 ♪ I'll make it small ♪ 298 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,650 ♪ So it fits ♪ 299 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:52,386 ♪ Even this ♪ 300 00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:56,457 ♪ Even now ♪ 301 00:15:56,558 --> 00:16:04,064 ♪ Even as the walls come tumbling down ♪ 302 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:10,672 ♪ Even as I can't stop Remembering how ♪ 303 00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:13,641 ♪ Every door we ever made ♪ 304 00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:19,848 ♪ We never once walked out ♪ 305 00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:22,784 ♪ Something I never Got the chance ♪ 306 00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:29,389 ♪ To ask her about ♪ 307 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:33,795 ♪ So with flour On my hands ♪ 308 00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:36,965 ♪ I'll show them all how ♪ 309 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:46,139 ♪ Goddamn happy I am... ♪ 310 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,145 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪ 311 00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:57,852 ♪ Don't let me down ♪ 312 00:16:57,952 --> 00:17:01,656 ♪ Let's see the next Amazing thing ♪ 313 00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:09,998 ♪ Baking does now ♪ 314 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:14,936 -[music ends] -[applause] 315 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:21,509 [upbeat music] 316 00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:24,044 -♪ Knock, knock ♪ -♪ Knock, knock ♪ 317 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,146 -♪ Who's there? ♪ -♪ Who's there? ♪ 318 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,883 -♪ Knocked up ♪ -♪ Knocked up who? ♪ 319 00:17:28,983 --> 00:17:31,118 -♪ You there ♪ -♪ Join us ♪ 320 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,254 Mrs. Hunterson, the doctor will see you now. 321 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:38,526 ♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up ♪ 322 00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:40,628 -♪ Knock, knock ♪ -♪ Who's there? ♪ 323 00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:43,665 -♪ Precious ♪ -♪ Precious who? ♪ 324 00:17:43,765 --> 00:17:48,235 ♪ Precious little parasite Who set its sight on you ♪ 325 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,171 ♪ Dream come true ♪ 326 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:55,142 ♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up ♪ 327 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,411 ♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up ♪ 328 00:17:57,512 --> 00:17:59,246 [knocks] 329 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:03,618 Hello. Mrs. Bunterson? 330 00:18:03,718 --> 00:18:08,990 Hunterson. Who are you? 331 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,593 I'm your doctor? 332 00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:14,662 I'm Doctor Pomatter. You brought a pie? 333 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:16,430 Gah, you know, I've only been in town a few weeks 334 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,432 I'm already-- I am-- I am so impressed 335 00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:20,768 with the genuine hospitality of the place. 336 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:24,204 You're not my doctor. Lily Perkins is my doctor. 337 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,106 This pie is for her. It's her favorite. 338 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,475 Mermaid Marshmallow. 339 00:18:28,576 --> 00:18:30,745 I am sorry to say she's not seeing any patients. 340 00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:32,880 She is semi-retired now. 341 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,016 What? 342 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,952 Long story. Making it short. 343 00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:39,654 I'm the junior doctor on staff. 344 00:18:39,754 --> 00:18:41,756 I am from Connecticut. 345 00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:44,058 I just moved here two weeks ago. 346 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,226 -Are you bored yet? -Yes. No. 347 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,427 I'm so sorry. Anyway, if you're not comfortable 348 00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:51,465 having me as your doctor... 349 00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:54,368 that's fine. 350 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:56,203 My feelings will not be hurt. 351 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,206 You can just go 352 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,908 and you can get yourself another gynecologist in the area. 353 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:05,445 But Dr. Perkins delivered me. 354 00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:09,316 She's been my doctor forever. I really like and trust her. 355 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:16,189 Maybe you can really like and trust me, too? 356 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,661 It doesn't happen that fast, 357 00:19:19,761 --> 00:19:21,062 but I'll try. 358 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,665 Okay. Okay, that's good. 359 00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:29,436 I'm your doctor. 360 00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:32,674 -It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Bunterson. -Hunterson. 361 00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:37,477 Hunterson. 362 00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:40,380 So what seems to be the problem? 363 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,684 -Well, I seem to be pregnant. -Well, hey, that's good. 364 00:19:42,784 --> 00:19:44,217 It's great. It's good for you. Congratulations. 365 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,754 Thanks, but I don't want this baby. 366 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:50,424 Okay. I can refer you to a doctor who performs-- 367 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,225 No, no, no. I'm keeping it. 368 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,595 Not that I judge that. 369 00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:57,832 I'm just telling you I'm not so happy about it 370 00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:01,703 like everybody else might be, so maybe you could be sensitive 371 00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:05,405 and not congratulate me and make a big deal every time you see me. 372 00:20:05,506 --> 00:20:09,242 I'm having the baby, that's that. 373 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:14,682 It's not a party, though. 374 00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:17,284 Not a party. 375 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,753 -[knock on door] -Yes? 376 00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:20,454 Excuse me, Doctor. 377 00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:22,557 Mrs. Flannigan wants to talk to you 378 00:20:22,657 --> 00:20:24,759 about doulas before she leaves. 379 00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:27,528 -Doulas? -Mm-hmm. 380 00:20:27,628 --> 00:20:30,297 Yeah, I have no idea what that is. 381 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,399 No, come on. I'm only joking. 382 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,768 Of course I know what that is. 383 00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:37,270 -Mm-hmm. -[mouths] 384 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,908 And here are Mrs. Hunterson's blood test results. 385 00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:47,014 Well... 386 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:51,018 un-congratulations. You're definitely having a baby. 387 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,056 Well, un-thank you. 388 00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:58,425 Do you have any concerns? 389 00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:00,862 You know, do's and don'ts? 390 00:21:00,962 --> 00:21:05,066 Exercise or sex? 391 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:09,103 Don't really do much of either. 392 00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:14,142 Okay. Here's your prescription for your pre-natal vitamins. 393 00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:16,544 Nurse Norma is just gonna give you a list of the good and the bad foods. 394 00:21:16,644 --> 00:21:18,179 That's just like caffeine and alcohol and et cetera. 395 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:21,115 It's very nice-- 396 00:21:21,215 --> 00:21:26,988 [applause] 397 00:21:28,656 --> 00:21:31,559 it's very nice meeting you, Jenna. 398 00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:33,261 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna see you again, you know, 399 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,830 in three weeks. 400 00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:37,799 -I do have one question. -Yeah. Yeah, shoot. 401 00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:41,169 How pregnant am I? 402 00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:45,773 Very. 403 00:21:45,873 --> 00:21:47,642 I mean, there's really only one degree of pregnancy, so to speak. 404 00:21:47,742 --> 00:21:51,112 No, no. [laughs] 405 00:21:51,212 --> 00:21:56,416 I mean how far along? [laughs] 406 00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:59,620 You're eight weeks, Give or take. 407 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,556 Okay, so I don't start showing for a while, right? 408 00:22:01,656 --> 00:22:04,158 -Right. -Good, then I have a little time. 409 00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:06,727 Although it is quite beautiful, you know, 410 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:12,533 -when a woman's body begins to-- -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 411 00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:14,367 -Dr. Pomatter? -Yeah? 412 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,304 I'm gonna give you this pie. 413 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,840 Oh, that looks absolutely delicious. 414 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:21,474 I am off sugar 415 00:22:21,576 --> 00:22:24,745 It actually causes leptin resistance, 416 00:22:24,846 --> 00:22:27,315 chromium deficiency, decreased longevity. 417 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:30,218 My mama used to say you can live to be 100 418 00:22:30,318 --> 00:22:33,955 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100. 419 00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:36,456 Well the longer you're away from sugar the less you crave it. 420 00:22:36,557 --> 00:22:37,925 I haven't had a piece of pie in years. 421 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:44,232 Really? 422 00:22:44,332 --> 00:22:49,003 Life's hard enough. 423 00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:55,142 [upbeat music] 424 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:24,572 [dreamy music] 425 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:42,489 [applause] 426 00:23:46,727 --> 00:23:48,596 -[music ends] -Listen, Cal, 427 00:23:48,696 --> 00:23:51,299 we had ketchups out there yesterday half-empty 428 00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:53,567 and we all know, the fuller the condiments, 429 00:23:53,668 --> 00:23:56,704 the fuller the experience. 430 00:23:56,804 --> 00:23:59,807 I am so sorry. I'll make sure it never happens again. 431 00:23:59,907 --> 00:24:04,145 Thank you, Dawn. I'll sleep tonight. 432 00:24:04,245 --> 00:24:05,780 -You're late. -I'm sorry. 433 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,082 The bus driver was half asleep. 434 00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:10,685 Why doesn't your damn husband buy you a car already? 435 00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:14,088 Because he doesn't want me going nowhere. 436 00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:18,926 And you! 437 00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:21,494 Late again! 438 00:24:21,595 --> 00:24:23,331 You're inches away from being fired, lady. 439 00:24:23,431 --> 00:24:26,067 Okay, then fire me. 440 00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:30,104 Okay I will. 441 00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:33,407 Okay, then do! 442 00:24:33,507 --> 00:24:40,181 [western music] 443 00:24:45,886 --> 00:24:49,023 [applause] 444 00:24:49,123 --> 00:24:50,424 So how was the doc? 445 00:24:50,524 --> 00:24:53,160 Ugh, fine. It was fine. 446 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,429 New doctor. A man. 447 00:24:55,529 --> 00:24:58,165 A man? Wow. He single? 448 00:24:58,265 --> 00:24:59,900 Maybe he'd be good for Dawn. 449 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:03,671 What? Oh... [snort laughs] No, no, no. 450 00:25:03,771 --> 00:25:05,773 I think he had a ring on. 451 00:25:05,873 --> 00:25:07,742 Nice guy. 452 00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:10,878 Nervous. From Connecticut. 453 00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:13,147 Connecticut? What the hell is he doing here? 454 00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:15,549 -I have no idea. -Girl, park it for a minute. 455 00:25:15,649 --> 00:25:17,318 We bought you something. 456 00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:20,221 -Not you. -Oh. 457 00:25:20,321 --> 00:25:23,024 -A present. -That is so sweet. 458 00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:25,593 You shouldn't have. 459 00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:27,361 What a Mama You're Gonna Be. 460 00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:29,230 I researched all the best baby books 461 00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:31,132 and this one was so sweet. 462 00:25:31,232 --> 00:25:33,768 Look here. 463 00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:38,272 there's a place to write your first letter to your baby. 464 00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:41,475 "Dear baby" 465 00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:44,712 That's really great. 466 00:25:44,812 --> 00:25:48,482 Now we know you didn't initially have a strong... 467 00:25:48,582 --> 00:25:50,751 happiness about this pregnancy, 468 00:25:50,851 --> 00:25:52,887 but she is coming anyway. 469 00:25:52,987 --> 00:25:54,855 Oh, well, we don't know it's a she. 470 00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:59,160 I mean, it could be an alien. 471 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,295 Now you're not getting any more affectionate toward this little baby? 472 00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:04,031 -Not at all? -Not everyone wants to be a mama, Dawn. 473 00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:05,933 That doesn't make me a bad person. 474 00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:07,902 Can I interest the book club in some coffee 475 00:26:08,002 --> 00:26:11,372 and a slice of Sit On Your Ass pie? 476 00:26:11,472 --> 00:26:14,275 Oh, that's a good one, Cal. 477 00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:17,344 And you know, I love what you've done with your hair. 478 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:20,648 Tell me, how'd you get it to come out your nostrils like that? 479 00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:23,518 -Opening up! -Mm-hmm. 480 00:26:23,617 --> 00:26:25,119 So did you tell Earl yet? 481 00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:27,588 It didn't come up. 482 00:26:27,688 --> 00:26:29,723 Hey, Dawn, did you finish writing your profile yet? 483 00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:30,758 We're not done talking about you. 484 00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:32,793 I think we are. Dawn? 485 00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:36,697 Um, I'm still writing it. 486 00:26:36,797 --> 00:26:39,366 You have been writing it for weeks. 487 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,735 Well, there's just not enough space to complete a compelling, 488 00:26:41,836 --> 00:26:44,638 yet thorough, honest, description of myself. 489 00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:46,740 Okay, well, why don't you run what you got by us? 490 00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:52,547 Go ahead, honey. Let's hear it. Come on. 491 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,382 [clears throat] 492 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,751 Ecstatically alive, 493 00:26:57,852 --> 00:27:01,355 fervently organized, 494 00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:05,527 dynamic and witty, I am a woman of many passions 495 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,496 including a rare turtle collection. 496 00:27:08,597 --> 00:27:11,398 I love the History Channel. 497 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:14,268 -Oh, now that's nice. -Oh, note. 498 00:27:14,368 --> 00:27:16,737 I have played Betsy Ross 499 00:27:16,837 --> 00:27:21,775 in 33 Revolutionary War reenactments. 500 00:27:21,876 --> 00:27:24,378 Okay, well that'll set you apart from the crowd. 501 00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:26,680 Oh, well, I'm calling myself 502 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:34,989 NewDawnRising. 503 00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:38,527 -Too much? -No, no, no. 504 00:27:38,627 --> 00:27:41,462 -Post it tonight! -No, this is a mistake. 505 00:27:41,563 --> 00:27:44,732 Dawn, this is your one and only life. 506 00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:46,767 ♪ I stick with real things ♪ 507 00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:48,836 ♪ Usually facts And figures ♪ 508 00:27:48,936 --> 00:27:50,804 ♪ When information's In its place ♪ 509 00:27:50,905 --> 00:27:53,774 ♪ I minimize The guessing game ♪ 510 00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,142 -♪ Guess what? -[both] ♪ What? ♪ 511 00:27:55,242 --> 00:27:57,512 ♪ I don't like Guessing games ♪ 512 00:27:57,612 --> 00:28:00,549 ♪ Or when I feel things Before I know the feelings ♪ 513 00:28:00,649 --> 00:28:02,950 ♪ How am I supposed to operate ♪ 514 00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:06,053 ♪ If I'm just tossed around By fate? ♪ 515 00:28:06,153 --> 00:28:10,858 ♪ Like on an unexpected date ♪ 516 00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:13,160 ♪ With a stranger Who might talk too fast ♪ 517 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:15,630 ♪ Or ask me questions About myself ♪ 518 00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:17,998 ♪ Before I've decided that ♪ 519 00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:19,900 ♪ He can ask me Questions about myself ♪ 520 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,869 ♪ He might sit too close ♪ 521 00:28:21,969 --> 00:28:23,505 ♪ Or call the waiter By his first name ♪ 522 00:28:23,605 --> 00:28:25,940 ♪ Or eat Oreos ♪ 523 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,075 ♪ But eat the cookie Before the cream ♪ 524 00:28:28,175 --> 00:28:30,377 ♪ But what scares me the most ♪ 525 00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:33,047 ♪ What scares me the most ♪ 526 00:28:33,147 --> 00:28:36,518 ♪ Is what if When he sees me ♪ 527 00:28:36,618 --> 00:28:38,587 ♪ What if he doesn't like it? ♪ 528 00:28:38,687 --> 00:28:40,988 ♪ What if he runs The other way ♪ 529 00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:44,925 ♪ And I can't hide from it? ♪ 530 00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:48,597 ♪ What happens then ♪ 531 00:28:48,697 --> 00:28:51,932 ♪ If when he knows me ♪ 532 00:28:52,032 --> 00:28:54,068 ♪ He's only disappointed? ♪ 533 00:28:54,168 --> 00:28:56,671 ♪ What if I give myself away ♪ 534 00:28:56,770 --> 00:29:00,808 ♪ To only get it given back? ♪ 535 00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,977 ♪ I couldn't live with that ♪ 536 00:29:03,077 --> 00:29:05,446 ♪ How do you live with that? ♪ 537 00:29:05,547 --> 00:29:09,083 ♪ So I'm just fine inside My shell-shaped mind ♪ 538 00:29:09,183 --> 00:29:12,820 ♪ This way I get The best view ♪ 539 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,923 ♪ So that when he sees me ♪ 540 00:29:16,023 --> 00:29:18,759 ♪ I want him to ♪ 541 00:29:18,859 --> 00:29:20,928 Dawn, don't you think you're being a little-- 542 00:29:21,028 --> 00:29:23,598 -I mean, just a tad-- -♪ I'm not defensive ♪ 543 00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:25,766 ♪ I'm simply being cautious ♪ 544 00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:27,702 ♪ I can't risk Reckless dating ♪ 545 00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:31,640 ♪ Due to My miscalculating why ♪ 546 00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:34,174 ♪ A certain suitor Stands in line ♪ 547 00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:37,144 ♪ I've seen in movies, Most made for television ♪ 548 00:29:37,244 --> 00:29:39,648 ♪ You cannot be too careful ♪ 549 00:29:39,748 --> 00:29:43,183 ♪ When it comes To sharing your life ♪ 550 00:29:43,284 --> 00:29:47,454 ♪ I could end up A miserable wife ♪ 551 00:29:47,555 --> 00:29:51,191 Sorry girls. ♪ But he could be criminal ♪ 552 00:29:51,292 --> 00:29:54,295 ♪ Some sort of psychopath who Escaped from an institution ♪ 553 00:29:54,395 --> 00:29:56,598 ♪ Somewhere where They don't have girls ♪ 554 00:29:56,698 --> 00:29:59,668 ♪ He could have masterminded Some way to find me ♪ 555 00:29:59,768 --> 00:30:03,470 ♪ He could be colorblind, How untrustworthy is that? ♪ 556 00:30:03,571 --> 00:30:05,306 ♪ He could be less than kind ♪ 557 00:30:05,406 --> 00:30:07,941 ♪ Or even worse He could be very nice ♪ 558 00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:11,412 ♪ Have lovely eyes And make me laugh ♪ 559 00:30:11,513 --> 00:30:14,882 ♪ Come out of hiding ♪ 560 00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:17,451 ♪ What do I do with that? ♪ 561 00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,621 ♪ Oh, God ♪ 562 00:30:19,721 --> 00:30:21,822 ♪ What if when he sees me ♪ 563 00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:24,224 ♪ I like him And he knows it? ♪ 564 00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:28,929 ♪ What if he opens up a door And I can't close it? ♪ 565 00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:30,931 ♪ What if you only open up ♪ 566 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:34,368 ♪ What happens when ♪ 567 00:30:34,468 --> 00:30:37,539 ♪ If when he holds me ♪ 568 00:30:37,639 --> 00:30:39,674 ♪ My heart is set in motion? ♪ 569 00:30:39,774 --> 00:30:41,342 ♪ I'm not prepared for that ♪ 570 00:30:41,442 --> 00:30:46,080 ♪ I'm scared of breaking open ♪ 571 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:49,983 ♪ But still I can't help From hoping ♪ 572 00:30:50,084 --> 00:30:53,521 ♪ To find ♪ 573 00:30:53,621 --> 00:30:58,760 ♪ Someone to talk to ♪ 574 00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:05,834 ♪ Who likes the way I am ♪ 575 00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:09,504 ♪ Someone who when he sees me ♪ 576 00:31:09,604 --> 00:31:17,712 ♪ Wants to again ♪ 577 00:31:17,812 --> 00:31:23,250 [applause] 578 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:25,085 [bell ringing] 579 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,087 Do y'all plan to work today 580 00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:28,523 or do you expect folks to serve themselves? 581 00:31:28,623 --> 00:31:34,261 Works for me. 582 00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:38,132 I don't think I invited anyone for breakfast. 583 00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:39,933 Scoot! Vamoose! Skadoodle! 584 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,669 All right. 585 00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:44,037 -Becky. -What? 586 00:31:44,138 --> 00:31:45,973 Old Joe's in your section. Kinda owns the place. 587 00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:48,041 Uh-uh, I can't deal with him today. 588 00:31:48,142 --> 00:31:50,310 Oh, drop two menus at table three. I got him. 589 00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:52,346 You're a trooper. 590 00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:54,915 -Hiya, Joe. -It's warm in here. 591 00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:57,752 -I'm warm. Turn the air on. -I'll tell Cal, hon. 592 00:31:57,852 --> 00:32:00,588 They keep all my businesses too warm. 593 00:32:00,688 --> 00:32:02,690 My gas station. My supermarket. 594 00:32:02,791 --> 00:32:06,861 My laundromat. My diner. 595 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,563 I will not tolerate it being too damn warm. 596 00:32:08,663 --> 00:32:10,765 I hear you, Joe. 597 00:32:10,865 --> 00:32:13,735 Okay listen up. Today I want the special 598 00:32:13,835 --> 00:32:17,572 Betrayed By My E-- 599 00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:24,546 Betrayed By My Eggs pie? 600 00:32:24,846 --> 00:32:28,315 And a tomato on the side on its own plate. 601 00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:31,351 -That everything? -No, I also want orange juice. 602 00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:33,788 But don't bring that first. Bring the water first. 603 00:32:33,888 --> 00:32:36,323 Bring the OJ with the meal. 604 00:32:36,423 --> 00:32:40,160 Now listen to my horoscope before you skadoodle away. 605 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:43,832 "Aquarius. Smooth sailing today 606 00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:47,602 as Mars enters your inner circle." 607 00:32:47,702 --> 00:32:49,737 Whatever the hell that means. 608 00:32:49,838 --> 00:32:53,340 Oh! "The ones you love 609 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,511 will listen carefully to you today, 610 00:32:56,611 --> 00:33:01,516 so make sure you're careful with what you say." 611 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:05,620 I don't have ones I love. You want to hear yours? 612 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,822 I'm Aquarius too, hon. 613 00:33:07,922 --> 00:33:09,524 And I don't have ones I love either. 614 00:33:09,624 --> 00:33:14,094 Just ones I live with. 615 00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:17,464 You got something in the oven other than a pie? 616 00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:19,166 What? 617 00:33:19,266 --> 00:33:22,469 You got a bun in the oven? 618 00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:25,807 -Shh, quiet. -Yeah, I've seen that look on a woman before. 619 00:33:25,907 --> 00:33:28,776 Her name was Annette. 620 00:33:28,877 --> 00:33:33,447 I made sweet love to her all through the summer of 1948. 621 00:33:33,548 --> 00:33:35,683 She got that same sick look on her face like you had 622 00:33:35,783 --> 00:33:37,986 all through the fall. 623 00:33:38,085 --> 00:33:41,221 Almost married her right up. 624 00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:45,225 She lost the baby, though. 625 00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:48,863 [laughs] Close call. When you due? 626 00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:51,298 Hey, Joe, I don't want Cal to hear you. 627 00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:54,334 Ooh, look here, the National Pie Bake Off 628 00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:57,304 is in Springfield this year. 629 00:33:57,404 --> 00:34:00,407 Last year's winner, Eunice Kevesdy, 630 00:34:00,508 --> 00:34:04,712 spent her prize money on an RV 631 00:34:04,812 --> 00:34:07,515 with a convection oven. 632 00:34:07,615 --> 00:34:09,817 You should enter. 633 00:34:09,918 --> 00:34:12,319 Oh come on, Joe. 634 00:34:12,419 --> 00:34:15,823 My pies are good, but I'm no Sara Lee. 635 00:34:15,924 --> 00:34:19,059 Prize money's $20,000. 636 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,328 ♪ Sugar ♪ 637 00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:24,064 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪ 638 00:34:24,164 --> 00:34:27,267 Jumping Without A Net Bottomless pie. 639 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:29,037 Ah! 640 00:34:29,136 --> 00:34:31,338 Pillows of the softest meringue 641 00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:33,041 topped with ribbons of strawberry cream. 642 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:36,010 -No crust. -[camera clicks] 643 00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:38,546 Getting Out Of The Mud mud pie. 644 00:34:38,646 --> 00:34:41,481 Generous scoops of mocha almond ice cream... 645 00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,618 -Uh, hello. -...topped with bittersweet chocolate morsels... 646 00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:45,053 -Mrs. Hunterson? -...and slivered almonds. 647 00:34:45,152 --> 00:34:47,087 -Mrs. Hunterson? -Dr. Pomatter. 648 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:48,856 -Hi. -Hi. 649 00:34:48,957 --> 00:34:51,025 What are you doing here? 650 00:34:51,124 --> 00:34:52,560 My car wouldn't start this morning. 651 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:55,863 I took the bus. 652 00:34:55,964 --> 00:34:59,067 Forgot how much I love buses. 653 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:01,536 Do you always take the bus? 654 00:35:01,636 --> 00:35:04,237 Tuesday nights my husband goes out drinking with the boys. 655 00:35:04,338 --> 00:35:06,206 Oh, nice. For him. 656 00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:07,875 That you let him. 657 00:35:07,976 --> 00:35:09,711 Yeah. [laughs] 658 00:35:09,811 --> 00:35:15,148 I love Tuesdays. 659 00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:16,718 Where do you live? 660 00:35:16,818 --> 00:35:19,186 Stanton Grove. 661 00:35:19,286 --> 00:35:22,090 Oh, gosh, it's nice over there. 662 00:35:22,189 --> 00:35:27,795 Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure, if you like trees. 663 00:35:29,196 --> 00:35:33,200 You know. 664 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,037 No, I mean, who doesn't like trees? 665 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:37,572 You mind if I sit down? 666 00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:40,173 No, not at all. 667 00:35:40,273 --> 00:35:46,681 [crickets chirping] 668 00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:50,183 -So, you're a waitress? -Yeah, I'm a waitress. 669 00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:53,121 Ah. Where do you work? 670 00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:55,222 A little place off of Highway 27. 671 00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:58,559 Joe's Pie Diner. 672 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,662 We serve 27 different varieties of pie. 673 00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:04,164 Wow. That sounds like a virtual pie factory. 674 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:06,466 No, I make all the pies fresh every morning. 675 00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:09,604 Breakfast pies and lunch pies 676 00:36:09,704 --> 00:36:12,372 and a special new pie I invent every day. 677 00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:14,174 Wait, did you make that marshmallow pie that you gave me? 678 00:36:14,274 --> 00:36:15,943 Yes, I did. 679 00:36:16,044 --> 00:36:18,813 Mermaid Marshmallow. 680 00:36:18,913 --> 00:36:23,051 I invented it with my mom when I was nine years old. 681 00:36:23,151 --> 00:36:25,553 In my mermaid phase. 682 00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:28,288 That was probably the best pie 683 00:36:28,388 --> 00:36:30,091 that I have tasted in my entire life. 684 00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:32,292 [laughs] You tried it? 685 00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:34,896 [gasps] Well, I won't tell your doctor. 686 00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:37,497 No. No, seriously. 687 00:36:37,598 --> 00:36:40,233 It was biblically good. This is how good that was. 688 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,336 That pie could win contests 689 00:36:43,437 --> 00:36:47,875 and ribbons and things. 690 00:36:47,975 --> 00:36:52,180 What a thing to say. 691 00:36:52,279 --> 00:36:55,583 I am so sorry. That was a compliment. 692 00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:58,019 No, I know. That's why it made me uncomfortable. 693 00:36:58,119 --> 00:36:59,754 Oh, God. No, you're blushing. 694 00:36:59,854 --> 00:37:05,827 Nope, nope, shouldn't have said that. 695 00:37:06,661 --> 00:37:08,596 No, you know, it's kinda funny. 696 00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:11,632 [upbeat music] 697 00:37:11,733 --> 00:37:14,869 It's just seeing you sitting here in your uniform. 698 00:37:14,969 --> 00:37:18,405 ♪ You remind me of a girl I once knew ♪ 699 00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:21,241 ♪ God by now, She's well in middle age ♪ 700 00:37:21,341 --> 00:37:25,278 ♪ Probably 41 or 42 ♪ 701 00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:28,549 Thank you. 702 00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:31,652 Oh, my God. No, no, no. She was a waitress. 703 00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:33,921 ♪ At a shop I used To frequent quite a lot ♪ 704 00:37:34,021 --> 00:37:36,490 ♪ Nice teeth And small hands ♪ 705 00:37:36,591 --> 00:37:38,226 ♪ And snuck me goodies I couldn't afford then ♪ 706 00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:40,460 ♪ She was sweet to me ♪ 707 00:37:40,561 --> 00:37:43,363 ♪ Reminds me of you ♪ 708 00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:45,867 oh, nobody ever really notices me that way. 709 00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:49,436 Somebody did, right? 710 00:37:49,537 --> 00:37:51,506 No, because you've got the whole baby thing going on. 711 00:37:51,606 --> 00:37:53,741 ♪ She'd bake the pies Fresh every day ♪ 712 00:37:53,841 --> 00:37:57,011 ♪ Like you, I guess, But I must say ♪ 713 00:37:57,111 --> 00:37:59,547 ♪ If pies were books Yours would be Shakespeare's letters ♪ 714 00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:08,355 ♪ You remind me of her, But better ♪ 715 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:11,225 ♪ It only takes a taste ♪ 716 00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:13,594 ♪ When it's something special ♪ 717 00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:17,698 ♪ It only takes a taste When you know it's good ♪ 718 00:38:17,799 --> 00:38:22,670 ♪ Sometimes one bite Is more than enough ♪ 719 00:38:22,770 --> 00:38:25,540 ♪ To know you want more ♪ 720 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:32,445 ♪ Of the thing you just got A taste of ♪ 721 00:38:32,547 --> 00:38:35,116 ♪ That reminds me Of a thing we would say ♪ 722 00:38:35,216 --> 00:38:38,186 ♪ Me and my mama ♪ 723 00:38:38,286 --> 00:38:39,587 ♪ In the kitchen When we'd bake ♪ 724 00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:42,322 ♪ She'd say, "Jenna ♪ 725 00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:44,859 ♪ You can tell the whole story With a taste" ♪ 726 00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:47,895 ♪ Yeah, no, That's exactly what I mean ♪ 727 00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:51,165 ♪ I swear that as the flavors Mixed and melted ♪ 728 00:38:51,265 --> 00:38:53,768 ♪ I could hear the sirens sing ♪ 729 00:38:53,868 --> 00:38:56,304 ♪ It was truly something special One taste ♪ 730 00:38:56,403 --> 00:39:01,809 ♪ And I want the whole thing ♪ 731 00:39:01,909 --> 00:39:05,412 ♪ I must say ♪ 732 00:39:05,513 --> 00:39:08,850 ♪ It felt like I got carried away ♪ 733 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:11,118 ♪ Intoxicated ♪ 734 00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:13,521 ♪ Made me escape ♪ 735 00:39:13,621 --> 00:39:19,694 ♪ The room I was in ♪ 736 00:39:19,794 --> 00:39:23,598 ♪ I can't help but wonder ♪ 737 00:39:23,698 --> 00:39:27,235 ♪ How your hands Must have felt ♪ 738 00:39:27,335 --> 00:39:31,272 ♪ Creating Such a masterful thing ♪ 739 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:33,908 ♪ Just one bite ♪ 740 00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:36,443 ♪ Caused all that ♪ 741 00:39:36,544 --> 00:39:41,048 ♪ Wondering? ♪ 742 00:39:41,148 --> 00:39:45,418 ♪ It only takes a taste ♪ 743 00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:48,488 ♪ It only takes a taste ♪ 744 00:39:48,589 --> 00:39:50,258 ♪ When you know it's good ♪ 745 00:39:50,358 --> 00:39:53,361 ♪ Sometimes one bite ♪ 746 00:39:53,460 --> 00:40:00,167 ♪ Is more than enough ♪ 747 00:40:00,268 --> 00:40:02,336 ♪ To know you want more ♪ 748 00:40:02,435 --> 00:40:04,305 ♪ Of the thing you just got ♪ 749 00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:09,409 ♪ A taste of ♪ 750 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:14,315 -[bus pulls up] -Oh, there's my bus. 751 00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:16,817 [chuckles] 752 00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:19,419 it was nice talking with you, Dr. Pomatter. 753 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:24,759 Yeah, Jenna, give me a call anytime. I'm here. 754 00:40:24,859 --> 00:40:28,229 For all your questions and concerns. 755 00:40:28,329 --> 00:40:31,265 Good to know, Dr. Pomatter. 756 00:40:31,365 --> 00:40:38,005 -[music continues] -[applause] 757 00:40:50,918 --> 00:40:53,120 [toolbox slams] 758 00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:56,691 Earl, hey. It's Tuesday night. 759 00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,392 What are you doing home so early? 760 00:40:58,491 --> 00:41:01,862 Well thanks to my asshole foreman 761 00:41:01,963 --> 00:41:07,401 it looks like you are gonna be seeing me home a lot. 762 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:11,005 [laughs] This dude says I'm late 763 00:41:11,105 --> 00:41:14,175 one too many times and... 764 00:41:14,275 --> 00:41:16,476 fires me. 765 00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:19,513 But I told him you can take this toolbox 766 00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:21,983 and shove it up your ass 767 00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:26,320 'cause I don't even want this goddamn job. 768 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:29,857 Then-- then he calls me arrogant! 769 00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:32,460 Me? Arrogant? 770 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,429 No, see, now that loser has been waiting 771 00:41:35,529 --> 00:41:38,632 to stick it to me since high school. 772 00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:40,701 -Earl, I'm sorry. -Don't feel sorry for me. 773 00:41:40,801 --> 00:41:43,537 Don't feel sorry for me. 774 00:41:43,637 --> 00:41:46,407 I am fine! 775 00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:53,214 I am celebrating. 776 00:41:56,484 --> 00:42:01,889 Well... 777 00:42:01,989 --> 00:42:05,192 looks like you the one that's gonna be 778 00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:06,961 paying the bills around here now. 779 00:42:07,061 --> 00:42:12,666 How'd we do today? 780 00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:20,841 What, are you shitting me? 781 00:42:20,941 --> 00:42:25,746 -That can't be all you earned. -It was a slow day. 782 00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:28,916 Maybe you need to move a little faster. 783 00:42:29,016 --> 00:42:32,920 Where's my kiss? 784 00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:36,290 No, come here. Kiss me like you mean it. 785 00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:40,361 Oh, Earl, I'm sorry. I'm not feeling so good today. 786 00:42:40,461 --> 00:42:43,464 Well, you feel all right to me. 787 00:42:43,564 --> 00:42:46,200 Come on, baby. 788 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:52,940 Take my bad day away. 789 00:42:53,207 --> 00:42:54,909 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 790 00:42:55,009 --> 00:42:56,811 Let me get you something to eat. 791 00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:59,480 Oh, I've brought some leftovers from work. 792 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:03,084 Chicken pot pie. 793 00:43:03,184 --> 00:43:09,890 You think I don't see what you're doing? 794 00:43:10,925 --> 00:43:13,327 Do you think that I am stupid? 795 00:43:13,427 --> 00:43:15,496 -No. -No? 796 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:17,698 No, Earl. I know you had a hard day. 797 00:43:17,798 --> 00:43:19,467 I thought maybe some warm pie would make you-- 798 00:43:19,568 --> 00:43:21,368 -I'm not fuckin' hungry! -Earl, calm down. 799 00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:22,903 Calm down? I'll show you calm. 800 00:43:23,003 --> 00:43:25,239 Earl! 801 00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:29,443 I'm pregnant! 802 00:43:29,544 --> 00:43:36,150 What? 803 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:39,620 Well, when-- when the hell were you gonna tell me? 804 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,756 Well, I-- 805 00:43:42,857 --> 00:43:45,126 I know you've were under a lot of pressure. 806 00:43:45,226 --> 00:43:46,861 And I was waiting for the right time. 807 00:43:46,961 --> 00:43:48,762 Well, you have great timing! 808 00:43:48,863 --> 00:43:53,868 I'm sorry. Earl, I'm sorry. 809 00:43:53,968 --> 00:43:56,203 No wonder you've been looking so tired all the time. 810 00:43:56,303 --> 00:43:58,706 Huh. 811 00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:01,108 Hey, come here. 812 00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,611 Oh, my God. 813 00:44:02,710 --> 00:44:05,547 Come here. 814 00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:07,882 Come here. Come sit down here. 815 00:44:07,982 --> 00:44:11,385 Careful. 816 00:44:11,485 --> 00:44:14,188 Oh, you-- 817 00:44:14,288 --> 00:44:16,390 you little butterball! 818 00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:22,597 [laughs] 819 00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:26,535 Well, how do you like that? 820 00:44:26,635 --> 00:44:31,272 I'm-- I'm gonna have a baby? 821 00:44:31,372 --> 00:44:36,277 Little Earl Junior. 822 00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:37,711 The legend lives on! 823 00:44:37,811 --> 00:44:41,916 Wait a minute. 824 00:44:42,016 --> 00:44:44,885 What happens if you decide 825 00:44:44,985 --> 00:44:47,721 to love the baby more than you love me? 826 00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:51,392 Hey, listen, women do it now. They do it all the time. 827 00:44:51,492 --> 00:44:55,530 They have a baby and then it's just to hell with the man. 828 00:44:55,630 --> 00:44:58,199 You're jealous of the baby? 829 00:44:58,299 --> 00:45:01,001 No. I don't get jealous. That is below me. 830 00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:08,042 I'm just talking it out. I'm talking out my feelings. 831 00:45:08,342 --> 00:45:11,445 Maybe I just need you 832 00:45:11,546 --> 00:45:15,849 to make me a little promise 833 00:45:15,950 --> 00:45:20,054 that you won't go loving that baby more than you love me. 834 00:45:20,154 --> 00:45:21,789 -Okay. -Yeah, but you say I promise. 835 00:45:21,889 --> 00:45:23,592 -Earl, I said okay. -Hey. 836 00:45:23,692 --> 00:45:28,630 Hey. 837 00:45:28,729 --> 00:45:32,032 I need this from you. 838 00:45:32,132 --> 00:45:36,804 It's you and me first, right? 839 00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:38,405 That's the way it's always been. 840 00:45:38,506 --> 00:45:41,075 [rock guitar music] 841 00:45:41,175 --> 00:45:43,578 ♪ Remember my clean shave ♪ 842 00:45:43,678 --> 00:45:46,847 ♪ Back in our old days ♪ 843 00:45:46,947 --> 00:45:51,986 ♪ When we were just kids ♪ 844 00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:54,855 ♪ I had my six-string ♪ 845 00:45:54,955 --> 00:45:57,726 ♪ And you had Your own thing ♪ 846 00:45:57,825 --> 00:46:02,963 ♪ Though I don't remember What it is ♪ 847 00:46:03,063 --> 00:46:05,966 ♪ I wrote you love songs ♪ 848 00:46:06,066 --> 00:46:08,836 ♪ And you liked that sad one ♪ 849 00:46:08,936 --> 00:46:14,576 ♪ So I played it all the time ♪ 850 00:46:14,676 --> 00:46:17,444 ♪ What was that one line? ♪ 851 00:46:17,545 --> 00:46:19,813 ♪ Something about sunshine ♪ 852 00:46:19,913 --> 00:46:25,486 ♪ I sang it every night ♪ 853 00:46:25,587 --> 00:46:29,123 ♪ Where the sun don't shine ♪ 854 00:46:29,223 --> 00:46:33,861 No, that is not how that song went. 855 00:46:33,961 --> 00:46:37,699 ♪ When the sun won't shine ♪ 856 00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:41,536 That's not it either. 857 00:46:41,636 --> 00:46:46,140 What was it, baby? 858 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,744 ♪ Till the sun don't shine ♪ 859 00:46:49,843 --> 00:46:53,847 ♪ You will still be mine ♪ 860 00:46:53,947 --> 00:46:56,551 That's right. 861 00:46:56,651 --> 00:46:59,621 ♪ Man what a whirlwind ♪ 862 00:46:59,721 --> 00:47:01,889 ♪ And so much is happening ♪ 863 00:47:01,989 --> 00:47:04,592 ♪ And mostly to me ♪ 864 00:47:04,693 --> 00:47:07,928 ♪ Yeah ♪ 865 00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:10,799 ♪ We've come such a long way ♪ 866 00:47:10,898 --> 00:47:13,500 ♪ No turning back now, babe ♪ 867 00:47:13,601 --> 00:47:17,639 ♪ You're my family ♪ 868 00:47:17,739 --> 00:47:21,075 Now promise me. 869 00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:28,215 ♪ Till the end of time ♪ 870 00:47:28,315 --> 00:47:30,918 ♪ These are ties that bind ♪ 871 00:47:31,018 --> 00:47:33,921 Come on, sing it, honey. 872 00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:38,660 ♪ Till the sun don't shine ♪ 873 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:46,768 ♪ You will still be mine ♪ 874 00:47:46,867 --> 00:47:52,574 [music continues] 875 00:47:52,674 --> 00:47:59,012 [applause] 876 00:48:06,453 --> 00:48:09,557 [music ends] 877 00:48:09,657 --> 00:48:13,460 Honey, is it my imagination 878 00:48:13,561 --> 00:48:16,631 or is my left boob drooping down even lower today? 879 00:48:16,731 --> 00:48:19,433 Oh, Lord. 880 00:48:19,534 --> 00:48:24,806 I'm starting to feel like something Picasso woulda made. 881 00:48:24,905 --> 00:48:26,841 How'd you do? 882 00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:29,677 Between Mr. Frugalman on table five 883 00:48:29,778 --> 00:48:31,478 and "Hey, I'll Get You Next Time" on table seven, 884 00:48:31,579 --> 00:48:34,014 not great. 885 00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:37,819 Thinking about picking up some extra shifts. 886 00:48:37,918 --> 00:48:41,388 Are you crazy? You work hard enough already. 887 00:48:41,488 --> 00:48:45,058 Oh, what is this doing next to the cinnamon? 888 00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:48,763 -Oh, I was looking for that. -Uh-huh. 889 00:48:48,863 --> 00:48:51,131 You can't write your baby a letter from the spice rack. 890 00:48:51,231 --> 00:48:53,568 -I'm not much of a letter writer. -Are you okay? 891 00:48:53,668 --> 00:48:55,436 [Dawn whimpering] 892 00:48:55,537 --> 00:48:59,139 I'm having a small anxiety attack. 893 00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,342 I got a message on my profile. 894 00:49:02,443 --> 00:49:04,913 Girl, you've been sitting on this news all day? 895 00:49:05,012 --> 00:49:08,248 He calls himself OKCWithABullet, 32. 896 00:49:08,348 --> 00:49:11,318 Has all his hair, kind smile, 897 00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:16,023 loves poetry, Pavarotti and puzzles. 898 00:49:16,123 --> 00:49:18,827 -He sounds perfect! -Look at you. 899 00:49:18,927 --> 00:49:20,929 They're already lining up. Take a number. 900 00:49:21,028 --> 00:49:23,230 Yeah. [laughs] Oh, dear, it's happening. 901 00:49:23,330 --> 00:49:27,468 [laughs] 902 00:49:27,569 --> 00:49:29,970 It's really happening. 903 00:49:30,070 --> 00:49:32,907 I made a five-minute date with him tonight. 904 00:49:33,006 --> 00:49:35,677 [both] Five minutes? 905 00:49:35,777 --> 00:49:37,946 Well, this way if it's a disaster 906 00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:40,615 I can get back in time for History's Mysteries. 907 00:49:40,715 --> 00:49:42,049 Okay, now, Dawn, 908 00:49:42,149 --> 00:49:44,519 you are such a natural beauty, 909 00:49:44,619 --> 00:49:47,154 but 'cause it's such a special occasion, 910 00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:49,757 would you let me put just a tad of makeup on you 911 00:49:49,858 --> 00:49:53,193 and perhaps... 912 00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:56,196 pull that pony down... 913 00:49:56,296 --> 00:50:01,903 just for one night? 914 00:50:02,002 --> 00:50:04,506 Well, it is important 915 00:50:04,606 --> 00:50:07,107 -to make a good first impression. -[squeals] 916 00:50:07,207 --> 00:50:10,344 Jenna, may I ask you to make 917 00:50:10,444 --> 00:50:14,516 your Meet Your Dream Chocolate Cream pie to take to him? 918 00:50:14,616 --> 00:50:17,952 I will make you a really special one. 919 00:50:18,051 --> 00:50:20,655 One like my mama used to. 920 00:50:20,755 --> 00:50:23,825 You wouldn't think all the ingredients would go together, but they do. 921 00:50:23,925 --> 00:50:29,329 What's going to be in it? 922 00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:32,734 I'm going to switch the chocolate... 923 00:50:32,834 --> 00:50:38,438 from bittersweet to creamy milk... 924 00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:41,776 and add a touch of passion fruit. 925 00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:43,945 Oh, my God! 926 00:50:44,044 --> 00:50:50,417 [laughs] 927 00:50:51,019 --> 00:50:53,655 And then I'll mix in 928 00:50:53,755 --> 00:50:57,124 something that will make the impossible possible. 929 00:50:57,224 --> 00:50:59,794 Some exotic spice 930 00:50:59,894 --> 00:51:01,963 that will make you see clearly before it's too late. 931 00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:07,467 What is going on with you, girl? 932 00:51:07,569 --> 00:51:09,037 You know that pie contest that's coming to Springfield? 933 00:51:09,136 --> 00:51:11,438 Mm-hmm. 934 00:51:11,539 --> 00:51:15,777 I'm gonna do it. 935 00:51:15,877 --> 00:51:19,914 I'm gonna find a way to save some money to go there and enter it. 936 00:51:20,014 --> 00:51:22,416 Now that's the first thing you've said that's made any sense in a very long time. 937 00:51:22,517 --> 00:51:26,453 And if a miracle happens and I win it, 938 00:51:26,554 --> 00:51:32,026 I'm gonna take that prize money and I'm gonna... 939 00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:37,364 You're gonna leave Earl. 940 00:51:37,464 --> 00:51:41,134 Yeah. 941 00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:45,305 And just run away from here. 942 00:51:45,405 --> 00:51:47,140 Wow. 943 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,476 Honey, you can leave Earl 944 00:51:49,577 --> 00:51:51,846 without running away from here. 945 00:51:51,946 --> 00:51:55,583 It's not that easy. 946 00:51:55,683 --> 00:51:57,619 Well, all right. 947 00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,253 You go ahead. 948 00:52:00,354 --> 00:52:04,424 Get yourself a little pie shop somewhere. 949 00:52:04,525 --> 00:52:06,159 Somewhere people could really use a little pie shop. 950 00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:09,764 Like Europe. 951 00:52:09,864 --> 00:52:12,900 Or New Jersey. 952 00:52:13,001 --> 00:52:16,169 Jenna's Pie Palace. 953 00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,773 Jenna's Pastry Heaven. 954 00:52:18,873 --> 00:52:23,176 Jenna's Pie In The Sky. 955 00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:26,179 ♪ Sugar ♪ 956 00:52:26,279 --> 00:52:28,916 Come on, honey. We're not playing. 957 00:52:29,017 --> 00:52:32,219 ♪ Sugar, butter ♪ 958 00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:37,424 -♪ Flour ♪ -[blows] 959 00:52:37,525 --> 00:52:42,797 ♪ Sometimes I still see her ♪ 960 00:52:42,897 --> 00:52:48,536 ♪ My mother the dreamer ♪ 961 00:52:48,636 --> 00:52:58,245 ♪ She'd say nothing's Impossible child ♪ 962 00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:05,687 ♪ A dream needs believing ♪ 963 00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:11,191 ♪ To taste like the real thing ♪ 964 00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:19,901 ♪ Like some stranger You recognize ♪ 965 00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:22,402 ♪ So pure ♪ 966 00:53:22,502 --> 00:53:25,673 ♪ So pure, so electric ♪ 967 00:53:25,773 --> 00:53:28,408 ♪ So sure ♪ 968 00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:33,581 ♪ So sure, so connected ♪ 969 00:53:33,681 --> 00:53:36,784 ♪ To those little believers ♪ 970 00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:41,723 ♪ Inside ♪ 971 00:53:41,823 --> 00:53:45,059 ♪ May we all be ♪ 972 00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:51,199 ♪ So lucky ♪ 973 00:53:51,298 --> 00:53:56,436 ♪ But dreams are elusive ♪ 974 00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:59,306 ♪ The kind We've gotten used to ♪ 975 00:53:59,406 --> 00:54:02,442 ♪ Is nothing I can feel ♪ 976 00:54:02,543 --> 00:54:04,478 -♪ Nothing I can hold ♪ -♪ Nothing I can have ♪ 977 00:54:04,579 --> 00:54:09,316 ♪ Nothing that I know ♪ 978 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:19,193 ♪ Dreams come and they go ♪ 979 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:23,064 ♪ But hold them And keep them ♪ 980 00:54:23,164 --> 00:54:25,365 ♪ But hold them And keep them ♪ 981 00:54:25,465 --> 00:54:28,368 ♪ And know that you need them ♪ 982 00:54:28,468 --> 00:54:30,838 ♪ And know that You need them ♪ 983 00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:34,075 ♪ When your breaking point's All that ♪ 984 00:54:34,175 --> 00:54:38,146 ♪ You have ♪ 985 00:54:38,246 --> 00:54:46,954 ♪ A dream is a soft place To land ♪ 986 00:54:47,054 --> 00:54:50,124 ♪ May we all be ♪ 987 00:54:50,224 --> 00:54:54,629 ♪ So lucky ♪ 988 00:54:54,729 --> 00:55:01,301 [gasps] 989 00:55:03,037 --> 00:55:06,007 Oh, look what you did. 990 00:55:06,107 --> 00:55:10,144 You made me almost pretty. 991 00:55:10,244 --> 00:55:13,714 Almost pretty? You're beautiful. 992 00:55:13,815 --> 00:55:18,351 What the hell did y'all put in that pie? 993 00:55:18,451 --> 00:55:23,624 I gonna leave before I die of estrogen asphyxiation. 994 00:55:23,724 --> 00:55:29,130 Don't forget to turn out the lights. 995 00:55:29,230 --> 00:55:35,703 [clicks] 996 00:55:37,305 --> 00:55:40,174 [chuckles] 997 00:55:40,274 --> 00:55:42,743 Who are you putting on lipstick for? 998 00:55:42,844 --> 00:55:44,979 You dolling up for the diaper change? 999 00:55:45,079 --> 00:55:47,582 [laughs] Well... 1000 00:55:47,682 --> 00:55:51,919 maybe I got a little secret. 1001 00:55:52,019 --> 00:55:54,322 -Maybe I'm doing a little dreaming, too. -What? 1002 00:55:54,421 --> 00:55:55,857 -I can't tell you yet. -Why not? 1003 00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:58,192 Bye-bye, Dawn. 1004 00:55:58,292 --> 00:56:01,229 Now don't do anything I haven't done. 1005 00:56:01,329 --> 00:56:02,830 Get yourself a five-minute condom. 1006 00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:04,699 -Becky! -[laughs] 1007 00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:06,801 Adios, ladies. 1008 00:56:06,901 --> 00:56:12,874 [laughing] 1009 00:56:12,974 --> 00:56:21,115 You are the queen of kindness and goodness. 1010 00:56:23,117 --> 00:56:26,954 ♪ May we all be ♪ 1011 00:56:27,054 --> 00:56:34,161 ♪ So lucky ♪ 1012 00:56:34,262 --> 00:56:40,735 [music picks up] 1013 00:57:08,296 --> 00:57:15,036 [applause] 1014 00:57:15,502 --> 00:57:20,341 [crashes] 1015 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,010 Hiya, handsome. What'll it be? 1016 00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:25,478 Oh, you're so lovely, but no, I don't want you as my waitress. 1017 00:57:25,579 --> 00:57:32,286 No. I want her. I want that lady right there. 1018 00:57:32,853 --> 00:57:34,588 I'm so sorry, hon, but you're sitting in my station. 1019 00:57:34,689 --> 00:57:41,494 But I don't want you. I want her. 1020 00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:46,701 Well, I do like a man who knows what he wants. 1021 00:57:46,801 --> 00:57:48,903 Is she a good friend of yours? What can you tell me about her? 1022 00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:52,073 What are her likes and her dislikes? 1023 00:57:52,173 --> 00:57:56,243 And does she have any food allergies or pollen sensitivities? 1024 00:57:56,344 --> 00:57:58,579 Excuse me, darling. 1025 00:57:58,679 --> 00:57:59,780 I'm gonna go talk to Dawn for a minute, 1026 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:00,982 see if she won't tell you herself. 1027 00:58:01,082 --> 00:58:03,017 That would be wonderful. 1028 00:58:03,117 --> 00:58:09,757 -I thought you'd like that. -I do. I do. 1029 00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:12,727 Dawn! 1030 00:58:12,827 --> 00:58:14,762 There is a man at table five 1031 00:58:14,862 --> 00:58:16,496 on a mission with your name on it. 1032 00:58:16,597 --> 00:58:20,034 His name is Ogie. 1033 00:58:20,134 --> 00:58:23,371 Short for Oklahoma. 1034 00:58:23,471 --> 00:58:25,806 He's OKCwithaBullet! 1035 00:58:25,906 --> 00:58:33,047 Ahh! 1036 00:58:33,814 --> 00:58:36,417 He's an amateur magician, 1037 00:58:36,517 --> 00:58:39,587 does competitive clog dancing 1038 00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:42,923 and only eats white food on Wednesdays. 1039 00:58:43,024 --> 00:58:45,626 -He told me we were soulmates. -Girl! 1040 00:58:45,726 --> 00:58:48,295 I made the mistake of telling him I work here. 1041 00:58:48,396 --> 00:58:52,066 Oh, I don't know, Dawn. I think it sounds like he's got potential. 1042 00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:54,135 He took me through the entire medical 1043 00:58:54,235 --> 00:58:58,472 and psychiatric history of his whole family. 1044 00:58:58,572 --> 00:59:01,776 Oh, he's laying it all on the table. 1045 00:59:01,876 --> 00:59:03,477 I just wanted a quiet first date. 1046 00:59:03,577 --> 00:59:05,813 Stimulating conversation. 1047 00:59:05,913 --> 00:59:08,115 First man who ever shows any interest in me 1048 00:59:08,215 --> 00:59:11,218 and he turns out to be a mad, clogging elf. 1049 00:59:11,318 --> 00:59:15,322 -[slams] -[gasps] 1050 00:59:15,423 --> 00:59:18,492 I'm telling you, Jenna, that magic love pie was too good. 1051 00:59:18,592 --> 00:59:20,494 I should never have brought it with me. 1052 00:59:20,594 --> 00:59:22,163 I don't think it was the pie, Dawn. 1053 00:59:22,263 --> 00:59:24,533 I think it was you. 1054 00:59:24,632 --> 00:59:26,767 -Come with me. -I would, but I gotta go pee. 1055 00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:31,372 Is anyone gonna take the elf's order? 1056 00:59:31,472 --> 00:59:33,474 Would you shut up, Cal? 1057 00:59:33,574 --> 00:59:36,310 That happens to be OKCwithaBullet! 1058 00:59:36,410 --> 00:59:39,213 Cue DawnRising. 1059 00:59:39,313 --> 00:59:42,950 -No. -[whispering] 1060 00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:49,090 -Okay, just open this up a little bit. -Becky, no! 1061 01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:04,605 Hello, good morning. Hello. I told you I didn't want 1062 01:00:04,705 --> 01:00:07,842 to see you again. May I take your order? 1063 01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:10,611 I'll have an egg white omelet 1064 01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:13,848 with cottage cheese and a side of mayonnaise. 1065 01:00:13,948 --> 01:00:19,053 I have very exquisite taste. 1066 01:00:19,153 --> 01:00:21,021 What kind of toast with that? White or wheat? 1067 01:00:21,122 --> 01:00:23,891 Why am I even asking? It's Wednesday! 1068 01:00:23,991 --> 01:00:26,494 You see? We already know each other so intimately. 1069 01:00:26,595 --> 01:00:28,195 -[bell rings] -You don't know me. 1070 01:00:28,295 --> 01:00:29,564 I do. 1071 01:00:29,663 --> 01:00:31,799 You're NewDawnRising. 1072 01:00:31,899 --> 01:00:34,235 Easily misunderstood, 1073 01:00:34,335 --> 01:00:37,671 but I see your true beauty. 1074 01:00:37,771 --> 01:00:39,840 Normally I wouldn't do this. 1075 01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:42,409 Actually, I've never done this. 1076 01:00:42,511 --> 01:00:43,844 But that five minutes, 1077 01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:48,716 it felt like a whole 15 1078 01:00:48,816 --> 01:00:50,684 and I am certain we're meant to be together. 1079 01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:52,753 I don't even know you. 1080 01:00:52,853 --> 01:00:55,823 I'm a tax auditor. 1081 01:00:55,923 --> 01:00:58,425 I drive a very nice 1082 01:00:58,527 --> 01:01:04,732 subcompact Toyota Yaris. 1083 01:01:04,832 --> 01:01:07,201 And I love my mother. 1084 01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:10,539 What else do you need to know about me? 1085 01:01:10,639 --> 01:01:13,073 Your dessert order. 1086 01:01:13,174 --> 01:01:15,476 I'll have a slice 1087 01:01:15,577 --> 01:01:17,579 of the White Knuckle Cream Pie. 1088 01:01:17,678 --> 01:01:19,213 With or without whipped cream? 1089 01:01:19,313 --> 01:01:23,083 You choose. I trust you implicitly. 1090 01:01:23,184 --> 01:01:25,252 But if you do choose to have whipped cream, 1091 01:01:25,352 --> 01:01:27,922 I would love it on the side, not touching the pie. 1092 01:01:28,022 --> 01:01:29,624 I hate it when it touches the pie. 1093 01:01:29,723 --> 01:01:32,026 No, it soggies the crust. 1094 01:01:32,126 --> 01:01:33,861 Yeah, and you can't control the whipped cream... 1095 01:01:33,961 --> 01:01:37,431 [both] ...to pie ratio to create the perfect bite. 1096 01:01:37,532 --> 01:01:39,634 [snort laughs] 1097 01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:42,770 Oh, there's that laugh. 1098 01:01:42,870 --> 01:01:46,541 That intoxicating laugh. 1099 01:01:46,641 --> 01:01:49,777 [gasps] Dawn, you inspire poetry in me. 1100 01:01:49,877 --> 01:01:53,615 [moans] I'm making one up. 1101 01:01:53,714 --> 01:01:56,917 I'm making one up here right here on the spot and here it comes. 1102 01:01:57,017 --> 01:02:00,087 All of my life I've loved turtles. 1103 01:02:00,187 --> 01:02:03,390 And you, Dawn, are the queen. 1104 01:02:03,490 --> 01:02:05,893 Da, da, da, da, da. 1105 01:02:05,993 --> 01:02:08,395 Da, da, da, da, da. 1106 01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:14,201 And something in between. 1107 01:02:14,301 --> 01:02:15,970 I'm gonna work on the middle section. 1108 01:02:16,070 --> 01:02:18,872 I am. You like that one, don't you, Dawn? 1109 01:02:18,973 --> 01:02:20,675 Please just take your mixed bouquet and leave. 1110 01:02:20,774 --> 01:02:24,512 -Just leave! -Dawn. 1111 01:02:24,613 --> 01:02:27,815 ♪ I will never Let you let me leave I promise I'm not lying ♪ 1112 01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:29,383 ♪ Go ahead ask anybody Who has seen me trying ♪ 1113 01:02:29,483 --> 01:02:32,621 ♪ I'm not going ♪ 1114 01:02:32,721 --> 01:02:36,357 ♪ If it seems like I did I'm probably waiting outside ♪ 1115 01:02:36,457 --> 01:02:38,727 ♪ Such a stubborn man You'll likely never Meet another ♪ 1116 01:02:38,826 --> 01:02:41,395 ♪ When we have our family dinner You can ask my mother ♪ 1117 01:02:41,495 --> 01:02:44,365 ♪ She's the best ♪ 1118 01:02:44,465 --> 01:02:47,968 ♪ You'll learn more about her On our family history test ♪ 1119 01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:51,438 ♪ I'm gonna do this right ♪ 1120 01:02:51,539 --> 01:02:54,908 ♪ Show you I'm not moving ♪ 1121 01:02:55,009 --> 01:02:57,411 ♪ Wherever you go I won't be far to follow ♪ 1122 01:02:57,512 --> 01:03:02,316 ♪ Oh, gonna love you so ♪ 1123 01:03:02,416 --> 01:03:06,453 ♪ You'll learn what I already know ♪ 1124 01:03:06,554 --> 01:03:09,957 ♪ I love you means You're never ever ever Getting rid of me ♪ 1125 01:03:10,057 --> 01:03:12,527 ♪ You can try ♪ 1126 01:03:12,627 --> 01:03:17,264 ♪ Oh, but I ♪ 1127 01:03:17,364 --> 01:03:19,734 ♪ I love you means You're never ever ever Getting rid of me ♪ 1128 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:21,368 -Ready for your check? -Not quite! 1129 01:03:21,468 --> 01:03:24,872 Pie for-- 1130 01:03:24,972 --> 01:03:28,375 -pie for everybody! -[cheers] 1131 01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:32,379 ♪ I grew up an only child In a suburb of the city ♪ 1132 01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:34,915 ♪ Spent my days alone my only Friend was a stray kitty ♪ 1133 01:03:35,015 --> 01:03:37,451 -♪ Called Sardine ♪ -♪ Sardine ♪ 1134 01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:40,421 ♪ I thought it was hilarious To call a cat a kind of fish ♪ 1135 01:03:40,522 --> 01:03:43,424 ♪ She played hard to get Hissing while She scratched me ♪ 1136 01:03:43,525 --> 01:03:45,660 ♪ What she was trying to say Was "Ogie, come and catch me ♪ 1137 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:48,495 ♪ I learned quickly ♪ 1138 01:03:48,596 --> 01:03:50,497 ♪ That her perseverance Stood between a cat ♪ 1139 01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:52,032 ♪ And her New best friend me ♪ 1140 01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:56,170 ♪ Oh, I'm gonna Do this right ♪ 1141 01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:59,607 ♪ Show you I'm not moving ♪ 1142 01:03:59,708 --> 01:04:02,142 ♪ Wherever you go I won't be far to follow ♪ 1143 01:04:02,242 --> 01:04:07,114 ♪ Oh, gonna love you so ♪ 1144 01:04:07,214 --> 01:04:11,352 ♪ You'll learn what I already know ♪ 1145 01:04:11,452 --> 01:04:12,920 ♪ I love you means You're never ever ever Getting rid of me ♪ 1146 01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:14,988 When you say never... 1147 01:04:15,089 --> 01:04:17,826 ♪ You can try ♪ 1148 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:21,696 ♪ Oh, but I ♪ 1149 01:04:21,796 --> 01:04:23,832 I love you means blah, blah, yip, yap. Get back to work! 1150 01:04:23,931 --> 01:04:26,367 ♪ Oh ♪ 1151 01:04:26,467 --> 01:04:28,969 ♪ You can try ♪ 1152 01:04:29,069 --> 01:04:33,474 ♪ Oh, but I ♪ 1153 01:04:33,575 --> 01:04:35,710 ♪ I love you means You're never ever ever Getting rid of me ♪ 1154 01:04:35,810 --> 01:04:41,982 -[music ends] -[applause] 1155 01:04:44,151 --> 01:04:47,522 ♪ You can try ♪ 1156 01:04:47,622 --> 01:04:51,925 ♪ Oh, but I ♪ 1157 01:04:52,025 --> 01:04:55,262 ♪ I love you means You're never ever ever Getting rid of me ♪ 1158 01:04:55,362 --> 01:05:01,368 [applause] 1159 01:05:02,269 --> 01:05:04,938 [inhales] 1160 01:05:05,038 --> 01:05:06,608 [wheezing] 1161 01:05:06,708 --> 01:05:09,243 [coughs] 1162 01:05:09,343 --> 01:05:15,182 [inhales] 1163 01:05:15,282 --> 01:05:21,790 So I'll pick you up Sunday at seven? 1164 01:05:21,890 --> 01:05:23,858 Maybe? 1165 01:05:23,957 --> 01:05:26,193 Maybe! 1166 01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:28,095 There's a reading at Rainard Park 1167 01:05:28,195 --> 01:05:30,063 of the Federalist Papers. 1168 01:05:30,164 --> 01:05:32,801 How'd you know about that? 1169 01:05:32,901 --> 01:05:39,574 I played Paul Revere in 42 Revolutionary War reenactments. 1170 01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:42,342 40 times technically I was the standby Revere, 1171 01:05:42,443 --> 01:05:46,413 but two times the Paul was out, I went on. 1172 01:05:46,514 --> 01:05:48,883 And I played it. 1173 01:05:48,982 --> 01:05:52,085 [laughs] I did, I played it. 1174 01:05:52,186 --> 01:05:54,021 I got injured once, through. I had a bayonet issue. 1175 01:05:54,121 --> 01:05:56,990 And it was real, real bad 1176 01:05:57,090 --> 01:06:00,662 and I fell off my horse and my spleen was removed. 1177 01:06:00,762 --> 01:06:03,263 So it's-- 1178 01:06:03,363 --> 01:06:07,034 One if by land, two if by sea. 1179 01:06:07,134 --> 01:06:11,840 And I, on the opposite shore, will be. 1180 01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:17,712 [both sigh] 1181 01:06:17,812 --> 01:06:24,151 [marching drumbeat] 1182 01:06:25,052 --> 01:06:31,759 [applause] 1183 01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:39,767 The elf and the turtle. 1184 01:06:39,868 --> 01:06:43,036 An epic romance. 1185 01:06:43,136 --> 01:06:45,239 ♪ Sugar ♪ 1186 01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:48,843 It Almost Makes You Believe Again pie. 1187 01:06:48,943 --> 01:06:51,044 Reach for an ingredient long forgotten 1188 01:06:51,144 --> 01:06:52,412 in the back of your cupboard. 1189 01:06:52,514 --> 01:06:55,015 Like poppy seeds. 1190 01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:57,251 Something you bought but forgot you had. 1191 01:06:57,351 --> 01:06:59,486 -Throw in gingersnaps... -[snaps fingers] 1192 01:06:59,587 --> 01:07:01,355 ...and tapioca 1193 01:07:01,455 --> 01:07:04,291 till they combine unexpectedly. 1194 01:07:04,391 --> 01:07:07,060 And mix it with all your questions and concerns. 1195 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:10,097 -[bell dings] -Hi. Is Dr. Pomatter there? 1196 01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:12,065 Jenna Hunterson. I'm his patient. 1197 01:07:12,165 --> 01:07:15,537 -[Cal rings bell] -Hey. 1198 01:07:15,637 --> 01:07:18,606 Hi, Dr. Pomatter. Listen, I'm sure it's nothing, 1199 01:07:18,706 --> 01:07:21,910 but you said to call with any questions or concerns. 1200 01:07:22,010 --> 01:07:25,713 This morning, um, I'm bleeding a little bit. 1201 01:07:25,813 --> 01:07:27,782 No. No. It's very very light. 1202 01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:30,317 Come in to see you? 1203 01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:34,221 Tomorrow morning? You're open at 7:00 AM? 1204 01:07:34,321 --> 01:07:36,123 Excuse me, but I've got a short stack of perfectly round 1205 01:07:36,223 --> 01:07:38,492 meticulously made, once warm, 1206 01:07:38,593 --> 01:07:40,394 buttermilk blueberry pancakes to take to table six 1207 01:07:40,494 --> 01:07:42,262 because even though I'm pregnant 1208 01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:46,734 I'm working, Dr. Pomfritter! 1209 01:07:46,834 --> 01:07:49,671 Hey, listen, Doc, while I've got you on the line, between you and me, 1210 01:07:49,771 --> 01:07:53,140 I have a bit of a gas issue. 1211 01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,944 Yeah, I tried that. Made it worse. 1212 01:07:56,044 --> 01:08:02,482 It cleared the room. 1213 01:08:04,217 --> 01:08:05,853 -[knocks] -Yes. Yes. 1214 01:08:05,954 --> 01:08:09,591 -Hello? Hi. -Hi. Hi. 1215 01:08:09,691 --> 01:08:11,258 -Where is everybody? -No one's here yet. 1216 01:08:11,358 --> 01:08:13,861 I came in a little early to see you. 1217 01:08:13,962 --> 01:08:18,265 Oh. OKay. 1218 01:08:18,365 --> 01:08:20,334 Oh, here. I brought you 1219 01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:22,870 some Believe Again Poppy Seed Pocket pies. 1220 01:08:22,971 --> 01:08:27,207 Oh, my God. Thank you. 1221 01:08:27,307 --> 01:08:31,111 Um, so, you know, we spoke on the phone 1222 01:08:31,211 --> 01:08:33,313 and you said that the bleeding was very mild? 1223 01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:35,415 -Yes. -Has that stopped? 1224 01:08:35,516 --> 01:08:37,184 Yeah. I only saw it the one time. 1225 01:08:37,284 --> 01:08:42,023 Oh, good. You're fine. 1226 01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:45,960 Oh, my God! 1227 01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:46,894 Well, aren't you going to examine me? 1228 01:08:46,995 --> 01:08:49,697 No. No. 1229 01:08:49,797 --> 01:08:51,799 No need. 1230 01:08:51,899 --> 01:08:54,234 This is unbelievably delicious. 1231 01:08:54,334 --> 01:08:57,005 I mean, delicious is not even a good enough word 1232 01:08:57,105 --> 01:09:00,108 for what it is. 1233 01:09:00,207 --> 01:09:04,078 What you do with food, it is unearthly. 1234 01:09:04,177 --> 01:09:07,314 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1235 01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:10,150 Then am I okay? I mean, there's nothing's wrong with me? 1236 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:12,520 Oh, God, no, no, no. Nothing's wrong with you. 1237 01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:15,288 Look, light spotting is a perfectly 1238 01:09:15,389 --> 01:09:19,459 normal symptom in early pregnancy. 1239 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:23,230 Holy shit. 1240 01:09:23,330 --> 01:09:27,300 Is that everything you have to say? 1241 01:09:27,401 --> 01:09:33,741 -No. -Well, what? 1242 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:39,914 Nothing. 1243 01:09:40,014 --> 01:09:41,816 [clears throat] 1244 01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:44,786 You can-- you can go. 1245 01:09:44,886 --> 01:09:47,722 I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna see you 1246 01:09:47,822 --> 01:09:50,692 at your next regularly scheduled appointment. 1247 01:09:50,792 --> 01:09:52,727 Don't hesitate to call if you have any-- 1248 01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:55,029 -Questions or concerns. -Any and all. 1249 01:09:55,129 --> 01:09:57,899 Wait, wait, wait. Why did you have me come all the way here 1250 01:09:57,999 --> 01:10:00,835 if spotting is a perfectly normal symptom in early pregnancy? 1251 01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:04,337 I had to get up early and take a bus and walk five blocks 1252 01:10:04,438 --> 01:10:06,206 just to hear that spotting is a perfectly normal symptom? 1253 01:10:06,306 --> 01:10:10,477 I have no response to that. 1254 01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:12,747 What time does this office normally open, Doctor? 1255 01:10:12,847 --> 01:10:14,448 -8:30? -9:00. 1256 01:10:14,549 --> 01:10:18,820 9:00? You came in here two hours early 1257 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,022 to tell me that spotting is a perfectly normal symptom in early pregnancy? 1258 01:10:21,122 --> 01:10:23,290 It seems that way, yes. 1259 01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:24,959 -Goodbye, Dr. Pomatter. -Bye, Jenna. 1260 01:10:25,059 --> 01:10:29,764 You know what? 1261 01:10:29,864 --> 01:10:32,399 I think you're strange. 1262 01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:34,836 And I'm not sure I want you to be my doctor anymore. 1263 01:10:34,936 --> 01:10:37,205 -You make me uncomfortable. -No, Jenna, no. I'm sorry. 1264 01:10:37,304 --> 01:10:38,472 I'm so sorry. I will not do it anymore. 1265 01:10:38,573 --> 01:10:40,508 Look, whatever it is that I do, 1266 01:10:40,608 --> 01:10:41,909 you should not be uncomfortable during this time. 1267 01:10:42,009 --> 01:10:43,376 -You're doing it again! -Wait, what did I do? 1268 01:10:43,477 --> 01:10:44,377 I don't know, you know, it's the nice guy 1269 01:10:44,478 --> 01:10:45,747 talky thing you do. 1270 01:10:45,847 --> 01:10:49,517 You just-- forget it. 1271 01:10:49,617 --> 01:10:52,820 Jen-- 1272 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,590 Uh, Jenna, you forgot your-- 1273 01:10:55,690 --> 01:11:01,328 [applause] 1274 01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:03,664 -Oh, shit! -Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1275 01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:05,566 -What do you want? -I want to see you again. 1276 01:11:05,666 --> 01:11:07,235 I want to talk to you somewhere outside of here. 1277 01:11:07,334 --> 01:11:08,401 Can we have coffee together or something? 1278 01:11:08,502 --> 01:11:09,737 I can't have coffee. 1279 01:11:09,837 --> 01:11:11,471 It's on the bad food list you gave me. 1280 01:11:11,572 --> 01:11:13,273 What kind of doctor are you? 1281 01:11:13,373 --> 01:11:16,244 [upbeat music] 1282 01:11:16,343 --> 01:11:18,112 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪ 1283 01:11:18,212 --> 01:11:20,248 Yeah, no, I totally agree. 1284 01:11:20,347 --> 01:11:24,317 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪ 1285 01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:28,189 ♪ And I have never known Anything so true ♪ 1286 01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:32,359 ♪ It's a terrible idea Me and you ♪ 1287 01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:34,494 ♪ You have a wife ♪ 1288 01:11:34,595 --> 01:11:36,831 ♪ And you have a husband ♪ 1289 01:11:36,931 --> 01:11:38,966 ♪ You're my doctor ♪ 1290 01:11:39,066 --> 01:11:41,269 ♪ You've got a baby coming ♪ 1291 01:11:41,368 --> 01:11:45,706 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪ 1292 01:11:45,807 --> 01:11:49,811 ♪ Let's just keep kissing Till we come to ♪ 1293 01:11:49,911 --> 01:11:52,680 ♪ Heart stop racing, Let's face it ♪ 1294 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:55,850 ♪ Making mistakes Like this ♪ 1295 01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:58,219 ♪ Will make worse what Was all ready pretty bad ♪ 1296 01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:00,487 ♪ Mind stop running ♪ 1297 01:12:00,588 --> 01:12:04,192 ♪ It's time we just Let this thing go ♪ 1298 01:12:04,292 --> 01:12:06,194 ♪ It was a pretty good Bad idea ♪ 1299 01:12:06,294 --> 01:12:11,299 ♪ Wasn't it, though? ♪ 1300 01:12:11,398 --> 01:12:15,303 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪ 1301 01:12:15,402 --> 01:12:19,607 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪ 1302 01:12:19,707 --> 01:12:26,314 ♪ Hold me close While I think this through ♪ 1303 01:12:26,446 --> 01:12:31,219 ♪ Yeah, it's a very poor idea Me and you ♪ 1304 01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:34,055 ♪ Heart stop racing, Let's face it ♪ 1305 01:12:34,155 --> 01:12:37,424 ♪ Making mistakes like this ♪ 1306 01:12:37,525 --> 01:12:39,492 ♪ Will make worse what was Already pretty bad ♪ 1307 01:12:39,594 --> 01:12:41,696 ♪ Mind stop running ♪ 1308 01:12:41,796 --> 01:12:45,365 ♪ It's time we just Let this thing go ♪ 1309 01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:47,434 ♪ It was a pretty good Bad idea ♪ 1310 01:12:47,535 --> 01:12:51,739 ♪ Wasn't it, though? ♪ 1311 01:12:51,839 --> 01:12:55,643 ♪ I know ♪ 1312 01:12:55,743 --> 01:12:59,647 ♪ What's right for me ♪ 1313 01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:02,950 ♪ It's the only thing ♪ 1314 01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:07,922 -♪ I've ever done ♪ -♪ I've ever done ♪ 1315 01:13:08,022 --> 01:13:12,326 ♪ What if I never see myself Ever be ♪ 1316 01:13:12,459 --> 01:13:14,962 ♪ Anything more than what ♪ 1317 01:13:15,062 --> 01:13:21,903 ♪ I've already become ♪ 1318 01:13:22,003 --> 01:13:25,940 ♪ I need a bad idea I need a bad idea ♪ 1319 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:29,810 ♪ I need a bad idea I need a bad idea ♪ 1320 01:13:29,911 --> 01:13:34,115 ♪ Just one ♪ 1321 01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:37,718 ♪ Heart keep racing, Let's make mistakes ♪ 1322 01:13:37,818 --> 01:13:40,554 ♪ Let us say so what ♪ 1323 01:13:40,655 --> 01:13:43,090 ♪ And make worse what was Already pretty bad ♪ 1324 01:13:43,190 --> 01:13:45,726 ♪ This secret is safe ♪ 1325 01:13:45,826 --> 01:13:48,763 ♪ No reason To throw it away ♪ 1326 01:13:48,863 --> 01:13:51,532 ♪ When there's love To be had ♪ 1327 01:13:51,632 --> 01:13:55,403 ♪ Hold me tight As I tell myself ♪ 1328 01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:57,605 ♪ That you might make sense ♪ 1329 01:13:57,705 --> 01:14:00,808 ♪ And make good what Has been just so bad ♪ 1330 01:14:00,908 --> 01:14:03,811 ♪ Let's see this through ♪ 1331 01:14:03,911 --> 01:14:08,849 ♪ It's a pretty good Bad idea ♪ 1332 01:14:08,950 --> 01:14:15,089 -♪ Me and you ♪ -♪ Me and you ♪ 1333 01:14:15,189 --> 01:14:21,562 [applause] 1334 01:14:22,897 --> 01:14:29,170 -[music ends] -[applause] 1335 01:14:29,937 --> 01:14:36,077 [upbeat music] 1336 01:14:40,181 --> 01:14:42,350 ♪ Sugar ♪ 1337 01:14:42,450 --> 01:14:45,453 ♪ Sugar ♪ 1338 01:14:45,553 --> 01:14:48,422 I Wanna Play Doctor With My Gynecologist pie. 1339 01:14:48,522 --> 01:14:51,325 [laughs] Vanilla custard. 1340 01:14:51,425 --> 01:14:54,095 Drizzled with warm melted caramel. 1341 01:14:54,195 --> 01:14:56,130 And nuts. 1342 01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:58,799 Totally nuts. 1343 01:14:58,899 --> 01:15:03,270 Topped with honey-kissed whipped cream and banana. 1344 01:15:03,371 --> 01:15:06,040 Hold the banana. 1345 01:15:06,140 --> 01:15:08,042 -Wake the hell up! -[alarm bell rings] 1346 01:15:08,142 --> 01:15:09,910 I Can't Have An Affair Because It's Wrong 1347 01:15:10,011 --> 01:15:11,912 and I Don't Want Earl to Kill Me pie. 1348 01:15:12,013 --> 01:15:14,115 Add cold water to chocolate stirrups. 1349 01:15:14,215 --> 01:15:15,883 I mean syrup. 1350 01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:18,753 Pour into a truly flakey crust. 1351 01:15:18,853 --> 01:15:21,122 Don't over bake, could explode at any minute. 1352 01:15:21,222 --> 01:15:23,758 [tray crashes] 1353 01:15:23,858 --> 01:15:26,961 Oh, my God! I didn't see anything. 1354 01:15:27,061 --> 01:15:29,296 I just need to find a place to throw up. 1355 01:15:29,397 --> 01:15:31,532 Look, Jenna, it just happened. 1356 01:15:31,632 --> 01:15:34,769 Cal? Cal? 1357 01:15:34,869 --> 01:15:37,938 Well, he's got such nice strong hands. 1358 01:15:38,039 --> 01:15:39,840 All right, I wasn't looking for it, it was an accident. 1359 01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:42,376 An affair is not an accident. 1360 01:15:42,476 --> 01:15:45,679 Dropping a tray is an accident. 1361 01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:48,115 Cal didn't just trip into your va-jay-jay. 1362 01:15:48,215 --> 01:15:53,788 What? 1363 01:16:22,183 --> 01:16:26,587 [applause] 1364 01:16:26,687 --> 01:16:29,490 Look, I'm just having me a little adventure 1365 01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:32,159 after years and years of lots of nothing. 1366 01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:34,395 It was getting so quiet down there you could hear an echo. 1367 01:16:34,495 --> 01:16:37,131 What about your husband? 1368 01:16:37,231 --> 01:16:39,633 My husband wears Pampers, curses constantly, 1369 01:16:39,733 --> 01:16:41,570 and sleeps in a separate room. 1370 01:16:41,669 --> 01:16:43,137 Well, why don't you just leave him, Becky? 1371 01:16:43,237 --> 01:16:45,906 Because I love him. I wouldn't leave him 1372 01:16:46,006 --> 01:16:47,641 just 'cause I have to change his diaper three times a day. 1373 01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:49,578 What kind of person would do that? 1374 01:16:49,677 --> 01:16:51,546 Well, what kind of person has an affair with Cal 1375 01:16:51,645 --> 01:16:53,314 who's married to Ethel? 1376 01:16:53,414 --> 01:16:55,749 Well, Cal thinks she's gay. 1377 01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:58,185 Look, they ain't slept together in 15 years. 1378 01:16:58,285 --> 01:17:00,988 Most married couples haven't slept together in 15 years. 1379 01:17:01,088 --> 01:17:07,394 But we know Ethel and she's not... 1380 01:17:10,264 --> 01:17:12,466 -She could be. -Mm-hmm. 1381 01:17:12,567 --> 01:17:15,436 But if he thinks she's gay, why don't they just divorce? 1382 01:17:15,537 --> 01:17:17,838 Because he loves her. What kind of man 1383 01:17:17,938 --> 01:17:20,941 would leave his wife just 'cause she's gay? 1384 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:23,644 -She-- -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1385 01:17:23,744 --> 01:17:27,114 Now you're supposed to be my friend, not Ethel's. 1386 01:17:27,214 --> 01:17:30,684 And I didn't say nothing about your early morning visit to the doc 1387 01:17:30,784 --> 01:17:33,854 when you came back with your dress on inside out 1388 01:17:33,954 --> 01:17:38,459 'cause you were too busy putting the pap back in smear. 1389 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,629 Okay, that was one time 1390 01:17:40,728 --> 01:17:43,030 and I was not in my right mind. 1391 01:17:43,130 --> 01:17:47,301 -I put the lid on it. -Of course you did. 1392 01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:48,869 What's that supposed to mean. 1393 01:17:48,969 --> 01:17:50,971 Just go back to your pantry, Jenna. 1394 01:17:51,071 --> 01:17:56,143 Bake yourself another Bury The Bullshit pie. 1395 01:17:56,243 --> 01:17:58,379 Well, you got me all figured out, don't you? 1396 01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:00,814 You got everything all figured out. 1397 01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:03,217 It's the world according to Becky. 1398 01:18:03,317 --> 01:18:07,589 ♪ Go ahead, Throw your rocks at me ♪ 1399 01:18:07,688 --> 01:18:11,759 ♪ From your little glass house And then take off running ♪ 1400 01:18:11,859 --> 01:18:15,229 ♪ You're no better than me ♪ 1401 01:18:15,329 --> 01:18:19,900 ♪ We've both made mistakes, Haven't we? ♪ 1402 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,737 ♪ I won't undo What I'm doing ♪ 1403 01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:27,942 ♪ To sit in judgment Of what makes us human ♪ 1404 01:18:28,042 --> 01:18:31,680 ♪ I don't claim To be proud but ♪ 1405 01:18:31,779 --> 01:18:35,349 ♪ My head won't be hung In shame ♪ 1406 01:18:35,449 --> 01:18:38,620 ♪ I didn't plan it But the light turned red ♪ 1407 01:18:38,719 --> 01:18:41,055 ♪ And I ran it ♪ 1408 01:18:41,155 --> 01:18:45,694 ♪ And I'm still standing ♪ 1409 01:18:45,793 --> 01:18:50,264 ♪ It's not what I wanted But now that it's right here ♪ 1410 01:18:50,364 --> 01:18:53,133 ♪ I understand it ♪ 1411 01:18:53,234 --> 01:18:56,837 ♪ A story written By my own hand ♪ 1412 01:18:56,937 --> 01:19:02,276 ♪ It's life biting Right at your heels ♪ 1413 01:19:02,376 --> 01:19:05,045 ♪ I didn't plan it ♪ 1414 01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:10,518 ♪ But it's finally Something to feel ♪ 1415 01:19:10,619 --> 01:19:11,885 Becky, I can't go there. 1416 01:19:11,986 --> 01:19:15,222 Honey, we're already there. 1417 01:19:15,322 --> 01:19:19,893 ♪ Look around you Ain't no saints here, baby ♪ 1418 01:19:19,994 --> 01:19:24,131 ♪ We're all just looking For a little less crazy ♪ 1419 01:19:24,231 --> 01:19:27,301 ♪ And sometimes It's a hard left turn ♪ 1420 01:19:27,401 --> 01:19:30,404 ♪ Down a road you never Thought you'd see ♪ 1421 01:19:30,504 --> 01:19:33,207 ♪ I didn't plan it ♪ 1422 01:19:33,307 --> 01:19:36,443 ♪ Taking back what's been Taken for granted ♪ 1423 01:19:36,544 --> 01:19:41,750 ♪ And I can't stand it ♪ 1424 01:19:41,849 --> 01:19:45,720 ♪ I'm sick of the way I've been Waiting to break free ♪ 1425 01:19:45,819 --> 01:19:49,323 ♪ I needed saving ♪ 1426 01:19:49,423 --> 01:19:53,628 ♪ And a good mistake Needed making ♪ 1427 01:19:53,728 --> 01:19:56,698 ♪ Maybe you need The same thing ♪ 1428 01:19:56,797 --> 01:19:59,701 ♪ Oh, something to feel ♪ 1429 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:03,337 ♪ To race through your blood And remind you you're here ♪ 1430 01:20:03,437 --> 01:20:07,207 ♪ To open your eyes And look around ♪ 1431 01:20:07,308 --> 01:20:10,745 ♪ And see the sky When you're underground ♪ 1432 01:20:10,844 --> 01:20:12,614 ♪ I didn't plan it ♪ 1433 01:20:12,714 --> 01:20:15,282 ♪ But that's life ♪ 1434 01:20:15,382 --> 01:20:18,319 ♪ And I'm finally Feeling alive ♪ 1435 01:20:18,419 --> 01:20:20,454 ♪ It's not right ♪ 1436 01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,757 ♪ But it's mine ♪ 1437 01:20:22,856 --> 01:20:26,661 ♪ And it's finally ♪ 1438 01:20:26,761 --> 01:20:35,804 ♪ Something to feel ♪ 1439 01:20:35,903 --> 01:20:42,309 [applause] 1440 01:20:42,443 --> 01:20:48,949 [upbeat music] 1441 01:21:07,368 --> 01:21:10,270 -Hello, Mrs. Hunterson. -Hello, Doctor Pomatter. 1442 01:21:10,371 --> 01:21:12,106 -How have you been feeling? -Fine. 1443 01:21:12,206 --> 01:21:14,609 Oh, how nice, you brought a pie. 1444 01:21:14,709 --> 01:21:17,579 What kind is it? 1445 01:21:17,679 --> 01:21:21,516 A Little Wild, Wild Berry pie. 1446 01:21:21,616 --> 01:21:24,118 -Oh, well, thank you. -No, thank you. Thank you, Nurse Norma. 1447 01:21:24,218 --> 01:21:26,353 I'm gonna take Mrs. Hunterson's blood. 1448 01:21:26,453 --> 01:21:29,824 I need you to go and reweigh Mrs. Morrissey. 1449 01:21:29,923 --> 01:21:32,426 -But I already did that. -Can you please? Please! 1450 01:21:32,527 --> 01:21:34,995 It's important. It's like it's crucial. 1451 01:21:35,095 --> 01:21:38,065 She's coming, Mrs. Morrisey! Don't worry! 1452 01:21:38,165 --> 01:21:40,167 I don't know what the hell this man talking about. 1453 01:21:40,267 --> 01:21:45,507 Ain't nothing but a country club doctor. 1454 01:21:45,607 --> 01:21:47,975 -Don't do that again. -What? Bring a pie? 1455 01:21:48,075 --> 01:21:49,943 No, not that. Of course not that. 1456 01:21:50,043 --> 01:21:52,012 I meant go away for a full month and not call me. 1457 01:21:52,112 --> 01:21:53,380 Well, I didn't have any questions or concerns. 1458 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,717 Well, don't do that. 1459 01:21:55,817 --> 01:21:57,619 This is craziness, Dr. Pomatter. 1460 01:21:57,719 --> 01:21:58,753 Can you please call me Jim? 1461 01:21:58,853 --> 01:22:02,590 No! 1462 01:22:02,690 --> 01:22:07,928 I won't. 1463 01:22:08,028 --> 01:22:10,431 Okay. Don't. 1464 01:22:10,532 --> 01:22:12,433 You know? 1465 01:22:12,534 --> 01:22:14,803 Dr. Pomatter is fine. 1466 01:22:14,903 --> 01:22:17,137 I guess we're just officially forgetting 1467 01:22:17,237 --> 01:22:21,942 everything that happened between us then. 1468 01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:26,781 Yes. We officially are. 1469 01:22:26,881 --> 01:22:29,416 Jenna, I got to apologize for it. 1470 01:22:29,517 --> 01:22:31,786 No, no, no, no. I almost called you just to apologize. 1471 01:22:31,886 --> 01:22:33,788 I just want you to know that it's never gonna happen again. 1472 01:22:33,888 --> 01:22:35,456 All right? From now on our relationship, 1473 01:22:35,557 --> 01:22:39,727 it's a strictly medical, professional one. 1474 01:22:39,828 --> 01:22:43,765 Jenna, no! 1475 01:22:43,865 --> 01:22:46,835 Not with the door open. 1476 01:22:46,935 --> 01:22:52,574 Oh! 1477 01:22:59,112 --> 01:23:06,821 [applause] 1478 01:23:06,921 --> 01:23:11,759 Mrs. Morrissey still weigh 142 pounds. 1479 01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:13,193 Thank you, Nurse Norma. Mrs. Hunterson, are you still taking 1480 01:23:13,293 --> 01:23:15,095 your pre-natal vitamins every day? 1481 01:23:15,195 --> 01:23:16,865 -Oh, faithfully. -Faithfully, my ass. 1482 01:23:16,965 --> 01:23:22,570 [applause] 1483 01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:24,572 Well, good. I'd like you to come back again tomorrow. 1484 01:23:24,672 --> 01:23:27,140 -Tomorrow? -Yes. Are we on the same page now? 1485 01:23:27,241 --> 01:23:29,511 -We're on the same page. -We're all on the same page. 1486 01:23:29,611 --> 01:23:31,311 [upbeat music] 1487 01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:33,213 ♪ Hearts keep racing ♪ 1488 01:23:33,313 --> 01:23:35,884 ♪ There is no mistaking ♪ 1489 01:23:35,984 --> 01:23:38,452 ♪ We can't come back From this ♪ 1490 01:23:38,553 --> 01:23:40,722 ♪ Good 'cause I want more Of what I had ♪ 1491 01:23:40,822 --> 01:23:43,625 -♪ It feels so good to -♪ Feels so good ♪ 1492 01:23:43,725 --> 01:23:46,426 ♪ To be bad To be bad ♪ 1493 01:23:46,528 --> 01:23:49,429 [moans] 1494 01:23:49,531 --> 01:23:50,999 I'm very pleased with your progress, Mrs. Hunterson. 1495 01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:52,734 Thank you, Doctor. 1496 01:23:52,834 --> 01:23:59,741 [music continues] 1497 01:23:59,841 --> 01:24:01,543 Pineapple Upside Down pie. 1498 01:24:01,643 --> 01:24:07,649 [music continues] 1499 01:24:11,485 --> 01:24:14,121 Your hormone levels are rising beautifully, Mrs. Hunterson. 1500 01:24:14,221 --> 01:24:20,193 [music continues] 1501 01:24:22,362 --> 01:24:26,568 In the Dark Dark Chocolate pie. 1502 01:24:26,668 --> 01:24:32,774 [music continues] 1503 01:24:41,015 --> 01:24:46,754 [applause] 1504 01:24:46,854 --> 01:24:51,726 ♪ Take this bad idea And walk this wire ♪ 1505 01:24:51,826 --> 01:24:56,129 ♪ Throw your spark Into oil and fire ♪ 1506 01:24:56,229 --> 01:25:00,133 ♪ Chance won't come Every single day ♪ 1507 01:25:00,233 --> 01:25:04,504 ♪ So don't throw it away Don't throw it away ♪ 1508 01:25:04,606 --> 01:25:08,275 ♪ We might burn, But we might get saved ♪ 1509 01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:12,647 ♪ I don't feel much fire At all these days ♪ 1510 01:25:12,747 --> 01:25:14,816 ♪ Feels so good to ♪ 1511 01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:20,922 ♪ Feels so good To be bad ♪ 1512 01:25:21,022 --> 01:25:23,891 The British are coming! 1513 01:25:23,992 --> 01:25:25,225 -[music ends] -[applause] 1514 01:25:25,325 --> 01:25:31,866 [music continues] 1515 01:25:39,707 --> 01:25:44,211 [bell rings] 1516 01:25:44,311 --> 01:25:46,614 Heya, Joe. How are you today? 1517 01:25:46,714 --> 01:25:49,216 Same bastard as yesterday, Jenna. 1518 01:25:49,316 --> 01:25:52,152 The question is how are you? 1519 01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:54,221 Same train wreck. 1520 01:25:54,321 --> 01:25:56,490 And how's the charming husband? 1521 01:25:56,591 --> 01:25:58,826 -Charming as ever. -Right. 1522 01:25:58,926 --> 01:26:03,230 And the lipstick smudger? 1523 01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:05,499 -What? -Oh, you know, 1524 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,169 the dog on the side? The affair. 1525 01:26:09,269 --> 01:26:11,471 Okay, I'm-- 1526 01:26:11,572 --> 01:26:14,241 I'm not having an "affair" affair. 1527 01:26:14,341 --> 01:26:16,811 -It's just a-- -An affair. 1528 01:26:16,911 --> 01:26:19,580 Your lipstick's all smudged 1529 01:26:19,681 --> 01:26:23,183 like someone gave you a good one. 1530 01:26:23,283 --> 01:26:25,553 When you're done wiping away your indiscretions, 1531 01:26:25,653 --> 01:26:27,689 -you wanna hear your horoscope? -No. 1532 01:26:27,789 --> 01:26:32,794 "Aquarius. Even if you have a miserable snake husband, 1533 01:26:32,894 --> 01:26:36,396 you probably shouldn't be having no affair, 1534 01:26:36,496 --> 01:26:38,566 'cause it's beneath you 1535 01:26:38,666 --> 01:26:41,169 and could make you seem like a common... 1536 01:26:41,268 --> 01:26:43,604 hussy. 1537 01:26:43,705 --> 01:26:46,339 Not to mention the pain you could cause 1538 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:49,577 to other people." 1539 01:26:49,677 --> 01:26:52,279 This afternoon I will have the Singing Tuney Fish Casserole, 1540 01:26:52,379 --> 01:26:54,782 no pickle on the plate. 1541 01:26:54,882 --> 01:26:58,753 Well-done Frenchie fries. On their own plate. 1542 01:26:58,853 --> 01:27:03,423 And Jenna's Devil's Food Oasis pie. 1543 01:27:03,524 --> 01:27:06,728 That's the one you should bake for that contest 1544 01:27:06,828 --> 01:27:09,197 so you can win that money 1545 01:27:09,296 --> 01:27:11,833 and leave your husband fair and square 1546 01:27:11,933 --> 01:27:17,739 and smudge your lipstick with whomever the hell you want. 1547 01:27:17,839 --> 01:27:20,675 Joe you really think that pie is good enough to win? 1548 01:27:20,775 --> 01:27:25,113 Oh, that pie is a thing of beauty. 1549 01:27:25,213 --> 01:27:29,249 How each flavor opens itself, one by one, 1550 01:27:29,349 --> 01:27:31,485 -like a chapter in a book. -[bell rings] 1551 01:27:31,586 --> 01:27:34,622 First you get flooded with chocolate, 1552 01:27:34,722 --> 01:27:38,291 dark and bittersweet like an old flame. 1553 01:27:38,391 --> 01:27:41,596 And then strawberry, 1554 01:27:41,696 --> 01:27:45,800 the way strawberry was always supposed to taste 1555 01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:50,238 but never knew how. 1556 01:27:50,337 --> 01:27:53,473 In fact, you know what? Forget all the other stuff I ordered. 1557 01:27:53,574 --> 01:27:57,979 Just bring me the damn pie. What are you waiting for? 1558 01:27:58,079 --> 01:28:01,249 I don't believe for one second 1559 01:28:01,348 --> 01:28:04,519 that you're as mean as you play. 1560 01:28:04,619 --> 01:28:07,121 You tip me better than anyone. 1561 01:28:07,221 --> 01:28:10,057 If you're noticing I'm having a hard time walking today, 1562 01:28:10,158 --> 01:28:11,626 Keep it between us. 1563 01:28:11,726 --> 01:28:14,128 [laughs] 1564 01:28:14,228 --> 01:28:15,428 This is really heating up. 1565 01:28:15,530 --> 01:28:17,799 He is so passionate. 1566 01:28:17,899 --> 01:28:19,366 You wouldn't know it to look at him, 1567 01:28:19,466 --> 01:28:23,171 but he is a sexual dynamo. 1568 01:28:23,271 --> 01:28:25,840 No, you wouldn't know it. 1569 01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:29,844 Well, he's amorous yet clean and well organized. 1570 01:28:29,944 --> 01:28:32,479 And when he recites his spontaneous poetry, 1571 01:28:32,580 --> 01:28:34,916 well... [snort laughs] 1572 01:28:35,016 --> 01:28:36,349 I'm multi-orgasmic. 1573 01:28:36,449 --> 01:28:40,254 I had no idea! 1574 01:28:40,353 --> 01:28:42,322 No, I didn't either and believe me 1575 01:28:42,422 --> 01:28:44,225 it's something I did not need to know. 1576 01:28:44,324 --> 01:28:46,761 Order up. 1577 01:28:46,861 --> 01:28:49,730 Perhaps you could take some pointers, Cal. 1578 01:28:49,831 --> 01:28:51,933 Perhaps you could take this slice 1579 01:28:52,033 --> 01:28:56,537 of Twisted Kentucky Pecan pie to table five. 1580 01:28:56,637 --> 01:29:00,274 I didn't realize it was hot and ready. 1581 01:29:00,373 --> 01:29:05,112 Girl, it's been hot all morning. 1582 01:29:05,213 --> 01:29:10,818 [intense guitar riff] 1583 01:29:10,918 --> 01:29:13,221 Hey, buddy. 1584 01:29:13,321 --> 01:29:15,523 I'm waiting on Dawn. 1585 01:29:15,623 --> 01:29:17,859 She's meeting my mother tonight. 1586 01:29:17,959 --> 01:29:21,696 I'm taking them to Stanton Grove for the steak dinner. 1587 01:29:21,796 --> 01:29:24,098 It's getting serious. Real, real serious. 1588 01:29:24,198 --> 01:29:26,100 Come on man, you got this. 1589 01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:27,735 -Ooh. -Hey. 1590 01:29:27,835 --> 01:29:29,670 Breathe. 1591 01:29:29,770 --> 01:29:31,706 [inhales] 1592 01:29:31,806 --> 01:29:33,074 Dawn Pinkett! 1593 01:29:33,174 --> 01:29:35,276 Ogie? 1594 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:37,245 Every day I think of you, 1595 01:29:37,345 --> 01:29:40,748 I think yes. 1596 01:29:40,848 --> 01:29:42,884 Oh, he's making me a poem right here. 1597 01:29:42,984 --> 01:29:47,588 We hold these truths to be self-evident. 1598 01:29:47,688 --> 01:29:51,391 Yes. I am more than he who audits. 1599 01:29:51,491 --> 01:29:54,729 I am poetry and sex 1600 01:29:54,829 --> 01:29:56,097 and I'm living a dream. Love. 1601 01:29:56,197 --> 01:30:00,001 Yes. Uh... 1602 01:30:00,101 --> 01:30:02,270 uh-huh. Yes. 1603 01:30:02,370 --> 01:30:04,471 Oh, my God. 1604 01:30:04,572 --> 01:30:07,008 Will you bus my tables so I can... 1605 01:30:07,108 --> 01:30:11,379 [both] Yes! 1606 01:30:11,478 --> 01:30:15,049 Oh, thank you. You know, Jenna, I must admit 1607 01:30:15,149 --> 01:30:19,787 I don't really feel I understood the Declaration of Independence until now. 1608 01:30:19,887 --> 01:30:23,124 Life, liberty... 1609 01:30:23,224 --> 01:30:26,327 And the Pursuit of Happiness pie. 1610 01:30:26,426 --> 01:30:28,996 ♪ Sugar ♪ 1611 01:30:29,096 --> 01:30:31,732 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪ 1612 01:30:31,832 --> 01:30:34,368 Meld warm Golden Delicious apples 1613 01:30:34,467 --> 01:30:38,506 with free flowing brown sugar. 1614 01:30:38,606 --> 01:30:41,976 Mix with cinnamon and allspice. 1615 01:30:42,076 --> 01:30:46,213 Fold in cocoa chiffon... 1616 01:30:46,314 --> 01:30:49,850 until they merge together perfectly. 1617 01:30:49,951 --> 01:30:52,286 Top with peaks of everlasting Chantilly cream. 1618 01:30:52,386 --> 01:30:54,454 -Missus... -Hunterson? 1619 01:30:54,555 --> 01:30:55,856 And dust gently with powdered sugar. 1620 01:30:55,957 --> 01:30:57,625 Mrs. Hunterson? 1621 01:30:57,725 --> 01:30:59,026 And garnish with rose petals. 1622 01:30:59,126 --> 01:31:01,762 Mrs. Hunterson! 1623 01:31:01,862 --> 01:31:04,598 Doctor Pomatter and his wife 1624 01:31:04,699 --> 01:31:09,403 had to fly back east for a funeral this morning. 1625 01:31:09,502 --> 01:31:12,073 Oh, he flew back east with his wife? 1626 01:31:12,173 --> 01:31:14,875 Yes. 1627 01:31:14,976 --> 01:31:17,678 So guess who's gonna examine your cha-cha today? 1628 01:31:17,778 --> 01:31:19,380 Me. 1629 01:31:19,479 --> 01:31:25,219 [laughs] 1630 01:31:25,319 --> 01:31:31,258 I'm just kidding. 1631 01:31:32,526 --> 01:31:34,628 You look like shit, girl. 1632 01:31:34,729 --> 01:31:37,198 You feeling okay? 1633 01:31:37,298 --> 01:31:41,335 Yeah. I'm fine. I'm just-- you know, the baby. 1634 01:31:41,435 --> 01:31:44,038 Of course. 1635 01:31:44,138 --> 01:31:47,541 How's it working out with Doctor Pomatter? 1636 01:31:47,641 --> 01:31:50,277 Oh, he's very professional. 1637 01:31:50,378 --> 01:31:52,680 Isn't he? 1638 01:31:52,780 --> 01:31:58,252 Such a lovely bedside manner. 1639 01:31:58,352 --> 01:32:01,822 Is that pie for me? 1640 01:32:01,922 --> 01:32:05,259 -I guess. -Looks so yummy. 1641 01:32:05,359 --> 01:32:09,497 What kind is it? 1642 01:32:09,597 --> 01:32:15,202 The Pursuit of Happiness pie. 1643 01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:21,609 We could all use a slice of that. 1644 01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:28,249 Ah. 1645 01:32:28,349 --> 01:32:33,621 Heartbeat strong and steady. 1646 01:32:33,721 --> 01:32:37,324 Here, take a listen. 1647 01:32:37,425 --> 01:32:43,631 [heart beating] 1648 01:32:58,145 --> 01:33:00,481 Dear baby... 1649 01:33:00,581 --> 01:33:06,020 [soft piano music] 1650 01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:12,293 Let me begin by saying I'm sorry. 1651 01:33:12,393 --> 01:33:14,628 Don't take it personally, baby, 1652 01:33:14,728 --> 01:33:16,764 if I don't seem like all the other mamas 1653 01:33:16,864 --> 01:33:22,236 jumping all over themselves with joy. 1654 01:33:22,336 --> 01:33:27,542 I wish I could feel excitement that you're with me now. 1655 01:33:27,641 --> 01:33:33,147 Or faith that I'd be a good mama. 1656 01:33:33,247 --> 01:33:35,216 Even if my life is a mess. 1657 01:33:35,316 --> 01:33:38,219 And the world, as I see it, 1658 01:33:38,319 --> 01:33:44,526 isn't so pretty like they'd have you believe in that baby book. 1659 01:33:45,126 --> 01:33:50,798 I frankly don't know what I've got to give you, baby. 1660 01:33:50,898 --> 01:33:52,534 What if I don't win that contest 1661 01:33:52,633 --> 01:33:55,703 and don't have no money 1662 01:33:55,803 --> 01:33:59,640 and I can't leave Earl? 1663 01:33:59,740 --> 01:34:05,514 What the hell am I gonna do with you then? 1664 01:34:05,614 --> 01:34:08,916 Some days I think I should just give you 1665 01:34:09,016 --> 01:34:14,556 to a nice family who could give you what I can't. 1666 01:34:14,655 --> 01:34:20,227 I wish I could just run away. 1667 01:34:21,395 --> 01:34:25,299 What kind of mama is that? 1668 01:34:25,399 --> 01:34:28,035 [Jim] Jenna. 1669 01:34:28,135 --> 01:34:30,639 What are you doing here? You can't just come here. 1670 01:34:30,738 --> 01:34:34,175 I had to see you. It's been weeks. 1671 01:34:34,275 --> 01:34:36,645 I can't take this not knowing how you are. 1672 01:34:36,744 --> 01:34:39,313 -Dr. Pomatter, we have to end this. -Why? 1673 01:34:39,413 --> 01:34:41,650 Because I've been thinking a lot 1674 01:34:41,749 --> 01:34:44,051 while you were away with your wife 1675 01:34:44,151 --> 01:34:47,321 and I can't live with myself. 1676 01:34:47,421 --> 01:34:49,056 But, Jenna, I'm not gonna have a conversation about how crazy this is, 1677 01:34:49,156 --> 01:34:51,492 about how bad my judgment is, 1678 01:34:51,593 --> 01:34:52,760 about how sorry I am. I'd be lying. 1679 01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:55,362 Don't say anything else. 1680 01:34:55,462 --> 01:35:02,169 Don't talk me out of it. Just go. 1681 01:35:09,843 --> 01:35:17,652 I don't know how to do this. 1682 01:35:18,018 --> 01:35:23,991 I haven't felt anything like this. 1683 01:35:24,191 --> 01:35:32,366 I haven't felt in a very long time. 1684 01:35:32,466 --> 01:35:38,138 Neither have I. 1685 01:35:38,305 --> 01:35:43,877 So what now? 1686 01:35:43,978 --> 01:35:48,550 Maybe you can teach me how to make a pie. 1687 01:35:48,650 --> 01:35:52,753 -Seriously? -Yeah, seriously. 1688 01:35:52,853 --> 01:35:54,522 Okay. Sure, I could do that. 1689 01:35:54,623 --> 01:35:55,657 Okay, I brought you something. 1690 01:35:55,756 --> 01:35:57,726 It's a-- 1691 01:35:57,825 --> 01:36:00,629 it's a present. 1692 01:36:00,729 --> 01:36:02,196 -For me? -Yeah. For you. 1693 01:36:02,296 --> 01:36:08,102 Open it. 1694 01:36:08,202 --> 01:36:10,037 Oh, my God. 1695 01:36:10,137 --> 01:36:16,243 I had your name engraved on the back. 1696 01:36:16,343 --> 01:36:19,146 Oh, wow. 1697 01:36:19,246 --> 01:36:21,382 It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 1698 01:36:21,482 --> 01:36:24,218 It's deep dish. 1699 01:36:24,318 --> 01:36:27,622 Non-stick. 1700 01:36:27,722 --> 01:36:31,225 Thank you. 1701 01:36:31,325 --> 01:36:33,294 I have some gorgeous blackberries. 1702 01:36:33,394 --> 01:36:36,096 -I love blackberries. I love them. -Okay. 1703 01:36:36,196 --> 01:36:38,332 Okay, we're gonna make one 1704 01:36:38,432 --> 01:36:40,669 my mama used to call 1705 01:36:40,769 --> 01:36:42,836 Lonely Chicago pie. 1706 01:36:42,936 --> 01:36:44,838 -Mm-hmm. -[chuckles] 1707 01:36:44,938 --> 01:36:47,975 She had hundreds of different kinds 1708 01:36:48,075 --> 01:36:50,878 and they all had real strange names. 1709 01:36:50,978 --> 01:36:54,281 Like mama, like daughter. 1710 01:36:54,381 --> 01:36:56,383 [soft music] 1711 01:36:56,483 --> 01:37:00,421 Yeah. 1712 01:37:00,522 --> 01:37:03,424 She had... 1713 01:37:03,525 --> 01:37:07,995 such dreams for me. 1714 01:37:08,095 --> 01:37:13,535 She'd be so sad to see how my life turned out. 1715 01:37:13,635 --> 01:37:15,169 Maybe I'm talking too much. 1716 01:37:15,269 --> 01:37:20,941 No. 1717 01:37:21,041 --> 01:37:23,745 Mama used to keep me in the kitchen when 1718 01:37:23,844 --> 01:37:26,246 Daddy was in one of his moods. 1719 01:37:26,347 --> 01:37:31,285 And she'd teach me everything about baking. 1720 01:37:31,385 --> 01:37:35,089 We'd sing this little song together. 1721 01:37:35,189 --> 01:37:37,525 ♪ Let's make a new one, Mama ♪ 1722 01:37:37,625 --> 01:37:40,894 ♪ What do you say? ♪ 1723 01:37:40,994 --> 01:37:45,466 ♪ I love it when you let me Pick out the name ♪ 1724 01:37:45,567 --> 01:37:48,035 ♪ Sugar ♪ 1725 01:37:48,135 --> 01:37:51,004 ♪ And butter ♪ 1726 01:37:51,105 --> 01:37:54,609 ♪ And flour ♪ 1727 01:37:54,709 --> 01:38:00,515 ♪ And mother ♪ 1728 01:38:00,815 --> 01:38:02,483 What the hell are you doing here? 1729 01:38:02,584 --> 01:38:03,917 I'm learning how to make Lonely Chicago pie. 1730 01:38:04,017 --> 01:38:07,087 No, I mean here. 1731 01:38:07,187 --> 01:38:13,661 Living in this town. 1732 01:38:14,596 --> 01:38:19,967 My wife is-- 1733 01:38:20,067 --> 01:38:22,369 she's doing her residency. We came here because of her. 1734 01:38:22,469 --> 01:38:25,005 Are you happy with her? No, don't-- 1735 01:38:25,105 --> 01:38:26,508 don't answer that. 1736 01:38:26,608 --> 01:38:29,844 I-- 1737 01:38:29,943 --> 01:38:36,350 I'm not used to happy. I tend to be neurotic. 1738 01:38:36,483 --> 01:38:38,252 You calm me down. 1739 01:38:38,352 --> 01:38:40,588 [soft music] 1740 01:38:40,688 --> 01:38:43,858 You make me feel... 1741 01:38:43,957 --> 01:38:48,563 peaceful and even needed. 1742 01:38:48,663 --> 01:38:51,031 You are so beautiful. 1743 01:38:51,131 --> 01:38:53,333 I don't know who you're talking about. 1744 01:38:53,434 --> 01:38:56,203 ♪ I could find The whole meaning of life ♪ 1745 01:38:56,303 --> 01:39:00,575 ♪ In those sad eyes ♪ 1746 01:39:00,675 --> 01:39:03,878 ♪ They've seen things That you never quite say ♪ 1747 01:39:03,977 --> 01:39:07,381 ♪ But I hear ♪ 1748 01:39:07,481 --> 01:39:13,220 ♪ Come out of hiding I'm right here beside you ♪ 1749 01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:16,156 ♪ And I'll stay there ♪ 1750 01:39:16,256 --> 01:39:20,695 ♪ As long as you'll let me ♪ 1751 01:39:20,795 --> 01:39:22,864 ♪ Because you ♪ 1752 01:39:22,963 --> 01:39:27,902 ♪ Matter to me ♪ 1753 01:39:28,001 --> 01:39:30,370 ♪ Simple and plain ♪ 1754 01:39:30,471 --> 01:39:35,175 ♪ And not much to ask From somebody ♪ 1755 01:39:35,275 --> 01:39:40,915 ♪ You matter to me ♪ 1756 01:39:41,014 --> 01:39:43,852 ♪ I promise you do ♪ 1757 01:39:43,952 --> 01:39:48,489 ♪ You matter, too ♪ 1758 01:39:48,590 --> 01:39:50,925 ♪ I promise you do ♪ 1759 01:39:51,024 --> 01:39:57,799 ♪ You'll see ♪ 1760 01:39:57,899 --> 01:40:01,536 ♪ You matter to me ♪ 1761 01:40:01,636 --> 01:40:06,908 ♪ It's addictive the minute You let yourself think ♪ 1762 01:40:07,007 --> 01:40:09,844 ♪ The things that I say ♪ 1763 01:40:09,944 --> 01:40:14,549 ♪ Just might matter To someone ♪ 1764 01:40:14,649 --> 01:40:17,685 ♪ All of this time I've been keeping my mind ♪ 1765 01:40:17,785 --> 01:40:20,320 ♪ On the running away ♪ 1766 01:40:20,420 --> 01:40:23,257 ♪ And for the first time ♪ 1767 01:40:23,357 --> 01:40:30,765 ♪ I think I'd consider the stay ♪ 1768 01:40:35,135 --> 01:40:39,406 Dear, baby. 1769 01:40:39,507 --> 01:40:41,943 I hope someday somebody wants to hold you 1770 01:40:42,042 --> 01:40:45,680 for 20 minutes straight. 1771 01:40:45,780 --> 01:40:47,715 They don't pull away, 1772 01:40:47,815 --> 01:40:49,651 they don't look at your face, 1773 01:40:49,751 --> 01:40:53,287 they don't try to kiss you. 1774 01:40:53,387 --> 01:40:55,790 All they do is wrap you up in their arms 1775 01:40:55,890 --> 01:40:59,794 and hold on tight without an ounce of selfishness to it. 1776 01:40:59,894 --> 01:41:02,195 I hope you become addicted, baby. 1777 01:41:02,296 --> 01:41:05,299 I hope you become addicted to saying things 1778 01:41:05,399 --> 01:41:10,137 and having them matter to someone. 1779 01:41:10,237 --> 01:41:17,377 ♪ You matter to me ♪ 1780 01:41:17,477 --> 01:41:20,247 ♪ Simple and plain And not much to ask ♪ 1781 01:41:20,347 --> 01:41:24,018 ♪ From somebody ♪ 1782 01:41:24,117 --> 01:41:30,324 ♪ You matter to me ♪ 1783 01:41:30,424 --> 01:41:33,293 -♪ I promise you do ♪ -♪ Come out of hiding ♪ 1784 01:41:33,393 --> 01:41:36,998 -♪ I'm right here beside you ♪ -♪ You matter, too ♪ 1785 01:41:37,097 --> 01:41:39,099 -♪ As long As you'll have me ♪ -♪ I promise you do ♪ 1786 01:41:39,199 --> 01:41:43,004 -♪ I do ♪ -♪ You matter, too ♪ 1787 01:41:43,103 --> 01:41:46,808 ♪ You matter to me ♪ 1788 01:41:46,908 --> 01:41:53,781 ♪ You'll see ♪ 1789 01:41:53,881 --> 01:42:03,825 ♪ You matter to me ♪ 1790 01:42:06,561 --> 01:42:12,432 [applause] 1791 01:42:12,533 --> 01:42:18,706 [Revolutionary War marching music] 1792 01:42:26,480 --> 01:42:30,417 Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today 1793 01:42:30,518 --> 01:42:34,354 to celebrate the union of Ogie Herbert Eincorn 1794 01:42:34,454 --> 01:42:37,125 and Dawn Louise Pinkett, 1795 01:42:37,224 --> 01:42:41,228 -to join them together-- -[babbling] 1796 01:42:41,328 --> 01:42:43,865 -To join them-- -[babbling] 1797 01:42:43,965 --> 01:42:49,236 Wedding poetry happening right here, right now. 1798 01:42:49,336 --> 01:42:52,106 ♪ Your white dress ♪ 1799 01:42:52,205 --> 01:42:55,543 ♪ Sparks words spontaneous ♪ 1800 01:42:55,643 --> 01:43:00,247 ♪ I'll sing From mountain tops ♪ 1801 01:43:00,347 --> 01:43:02,583 ♪ I am in love, love, love ♪ 1802 01:43:02,684 --> 01:43:04,752 ♪ And I don't care Who knows it ♪ 1803 01:43:04,852 --> 01:43:06,821 ♪ Lucky me ♪ 1804 01:43:06,921 --> 01:43:11,159 ♪ I was ordinary ♪ 1805 01:43:11,258 --> 01:43:15,195 ♪ But with your love you see ♪ 1806 01:43:15,295 --> 01:43:20,535 ♪ I am A poh-oh-oh-oh-oem writer ♪ 1807 01:43:20,635 --> 01:43:24,138 ♪ I will express this If I am able ♪ 1808 01:43:24,237 --> 01:43:29,309 ♪ I love you like a table ♪ 1809 01:43:29,409 --> 01:43:32,146 ♪ My legs Were carved for you ♪ 1810 01:43:32,245 --> 01:43:35,917 ♪ I love you like a table ♪ 1811 01:43:36,017 --> 01:43:39,821 ♪ I am wood And you are glue ♪ 1812 01:43:39,921 --> 01:43:43,390 ♪ Cover me with stuff ♪ 1813 01:43:43,490 --> 01:43:46,326 ♪ I will hold it up ♪ 1814 01:43:46,426 --> 01:43:53,433 ♪ Strong and stable ♪ 1815 01:43:53,534 --> 01:43:57,171 ♪ I love you like a table ♪ 1816 01:43:57,270 --> 01:43:59,874 ♪ I love you, too ♪ 1817 01:43:59,974 --> 01:44:02,710 ♪ And I wanted to try And surprise you ♪ 1818 01:44:02,810 --> 01:44:05,245 ♪ I've written 29 new drafts Of vows that didn't rhyme ♪ 1819 01:44:05,345 --> 01:44:08,149 ♪ 30 was a drum line ♪ 1820 01:44:08,248 --> 01:44:14,122 -Whoo! -[drumming] 1821 01:44:14,222 --> 01:44:19,794 Hey! 1822 01:44:19,894 --> 01:44:21,662 -[bell rings] -Hey! 1823 01:44:21,763 --> 01:44:26,033 Whoo! 1824 01:44:26,134 --> 01:44:30,638 Whoo! 1825 01:44:30,738 --> 01:44:34,474 ♪ Promise to as best we can ♪ 1826 01:44:34,575 --> 01:44:37,444 ♪ Say I do And tell you that ♪ 1827 01:44:37,545 --> 01:44:42,817 ♪ When I see you ♪ 1828 01:44:42,917 --> 01:44:48,723 ♪ I want to again ♪ 1829 01:44:48,823 --> 01:44:52,492 [cheering] 1830 01:44:52,593 --> 01:44:54,829 The wedding pie, y'all! 1831 01:44:54,929 --> 01:44:57,965 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1832 01:44:58,065 --> 01:45:01,235 What do you call it, Jenna? 1833 01:45:01,334 --> 01:45:03,671 Big old slice of Live Your Life pie. 1834 01:45:03,771 --> 01:45:06,908 [clapping] 1835 01:45:07,008 --> 01:45:11,212 Boy, Jenna, you've really outdone yourself this time. 1836 01:45:11,311 --> 01:45:14,682 Now I'm gonna be betting on you to win that contest next week. 1837 01:45:14,782 --> 01:45:16,751 Thanks for letting me go, Cal. 1838 01:45:16,851 --> 01:45:20,822 Yeah. I'm not such a bad guy, maybe. 1839 01:45:20,922 --> 01:45:25,226 Yeah, you're not such a bad guy, maybe. 1840 01:45:25,325 --> 01:45:27,128 -Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum! -[giggling] 1841 01:45:27,228 --> 01:45:28,696 No, no, no, no, no! 1842 01:45:28,796 --> 01:45:30,363 [both laughing] 1843 01:45:30,463 --> 01:45:32,432 Look at them. 1844 01:45:32,533 --> 01:45:35,335 Happiest day of their lives. 1845 01:45:35,435 --> 01:45:39,740 They have no idea the ride they're in for. 1846 01:45:39,841 --> 01:45:41,576 Hey, Cal, can I ask you a question? 1847 01:45:41,676 --> 01:45:43,811 Shoot. 1848 01:45:43,911 --> 01:45:46,247 Are you happy? 1849 01:45:46,346 --> 01:45:49,750 I mean, would you call yourself a happy man? 1850 01:45:49,851 --> 01:45:53,020 You asking a serious question, I'll tell you. 1851 01:45:53,120 --> 01:45:55,323 I'm happy enough. 1852 01:45:55,422 --> 01:45:58,626 I don't give much, I don't get much, 1853 01:45:58,726 --> 01:46:02,697 but I do try to enjoy whatever comes up. 1854 01:46:02,797 --> 01:46:04,832 That's my truth, 1855 01:46:04,932 --> 01:46:08,035 summed up for your feminine judgment. 1856 01:46:08,135 --> 01:46:09,570 I'm happy enough. 1857 01:46:09,670 --> 01:46:12,006 May I have this dance? 1858 01:46:12,106 --> 01:46:16,476 [laughs] 1859 01:46:16,577 --> 01:46:20,480 Here, I had some big spenders yesterday. 1860 01:46:20,581 --> 01:46:22,482 Stash this in the pot towards your entry fee. 1861 01:46:22,583 --> 01:46:24,719 No, Becky, I can't take your money. 1862 01:46:24,819 --> 01:46:26,187 Not with what you're dealing with at home. 1863 01:46:26,287 --> 01:46:28,723 Uh-uh. Come on, just this once. 1864 01:46:28,823 --> 01:46:33,493 Let me feel a little philanthropopical now. 1865 01:46:33,594 --> 01:46:34,896 I don't want you to worry about nothing 1866 01:46:34,996 --> 01:46:38,299 but baking yourself a better life. 1867 01:46:38,398 --> 01:46:40,301 All right now? 1868 01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:43,004 When you win that contest, 1869 01:46:43,104 --> 01:46:44,939 you think you're gonna get one of them big 1870 01:46:45,039 --> 01:46:47,675 giant checks that are the size of a door? 1871 01:46:47,775 --> 01:46:49,277 Always wondered how you cash one of those. 1872 01:46:49,377 --> 01:46:51,345 [laughs] 1873 01:46:51,444 --> 01:46:52,914 Maybe we should have an affair. 1874 01:46:53,014 --> 01:46:54,916 Uh-uh. No ma'am. 1875 01:46:55,016 --> 01:46:56,684 This ain't no affair. 1876 01:46:56,784 --> 01:46:59,120 I'm in this for life, okay? 1877 01:46:59,220 --> 01:47:03,624 [clapping] 1878 01:47:03,724 --> 01:47:07,962 Okay, scoot. Vamoose. Skadoodle. 1879 01:47:08,062 --> 01:47:10,364 This reminds me 1880 01:47:10,497 --> 01:47:13,334 of my third wedding 1881 01:47:13,433 --> 01:47:17,204 to Sara Cherie Caputo. 1882 01:47:17,305 --> 01:47:20,675 Now she was a screamer. 1883 01:47:20,775 --> 01:47:24,645 -Joe! -I was just trying to point out her good qualities. 1884 01:47:24,745 --> 01:47:28,783 Oh, man, she was nasty. 1885 01:47:28,883 --> 01:47:31,552 I'm gonna invent a special pie for you 1886 01:47:31,652 --> 01:47:35,423 called Old Joe's Horny Past pie. 1887 01:47:35,523 --> 01:47:37,558 You should enter that one in that contest. 1888 01:47:37,658 --> 01:47:39,660 Wake those old biddies up. 1889 01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:42,096 Maybe I'll just bake it for you. 1890 01:47:42,196 --> 01:47:44,699 That'd have to wait. 1891 01:47:44,799 --> 01:47:46,499 My doctor says I shouldn't be eating 1892 01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:48,501 all this sweet stuff. 1893 01:47:48,602 --> 01:47:52,273 My liver's acting up. 1894 01:47:52,373 --> 01:47:55,376 I got to have a piece of it removed. 1895 01:47:55,475 --> 01:47:57,678 -Oh, Joe. -Yeah. 1896 01:47:57,778 --> 01:48:00,281 Last time I was in the hospital 1897 01:48:00,381 --> 01:48:02,516 the nurse strapped me to a bed, 1898 01:48:02,616 --> 01:48:06,587 pulled down my pants and shot me in the ass. 1899 01:48:06,687 --> 01:48:09,457 Not too shabby. 1900 01:48:09,557 --> 01:48:11,158 Not too shabby. 1901 01:48:11,258 --> 01:48:13,327 So you better promise me 1902 01:48:13,427 --> 01:48:16,097 that you will bake to win. 1903 01:48:16,197 --> 01:48:18,866 [soft music] 1904 01:48:18,966 --> 01:48:22,436 Whoa, whoa, pie-lady. You're shaking. 1905 01:48:22,536 --> 01:48:24,205 I don't know what I'm more scared of, 1906 01:48:24,305 --> 01:48:27,508 losing or winning. 1907 01:48:27,608 --> 01:48:29,210 I don't know, Joe. Maybe I should just make peace 1908 01:48:29,310 --> 01:48:31,245 with happy enough like my mama did. 1909 01:48:31,345 --> 01:48:35,583 Maybe it's too late for me. 1910 01:48:35,683 --> 01:48:39,787 ♪ Take it from an old man ♪ 1911 01:48:39,887 --> 01:48:46,093 ♪ Time's just sand Slipping past ♪ 1912 01:48:46,193 --> 01:48:50,197 ♪ We want to hold it In our hands ♪ 1913 01:48:50,297 --> 01:48:53,534 ♪ But no one ever sees ♪ 1914 01:48:53,634 --> 01:48:57,471 ♪ What falls Through the cracks ♪ 1915 01:48:57,571 --> 01:49:01,742 ♪ Take it from an old man ♪ 1916 01:49:01,842 --> 01:49:08,315 ♪ My mistakes have made me ♪ 1917 01:49:08,416 --> 01:49:13,020 ♪ And I am what I am ♪ 1918 01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:18,527 ♪ And though I don't believe In silver linings ♪ 1919 01:49:18,626 --> 01:49:20,761 ♪ I believe There's something in you ♪ 1920 01:49:20,861 --> 01:49:24,098 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1921 01:49:24,198 --> 01:49:29,538 ♪ Something good Is trying to break through ♪ 1922 01:49:29,637 --> 01:49:34,408 ♪ You might have to fight The good fight ♪ 1923 01:49:34,509 --> 01:49:36,177 ♪ And when you think You can't ♪ 1924 01:49:36,277 --> 01:49:38,779 ♪ You can ♪ 1925 01:49:38,879 --> 01:49:41,649 ♪ Take it from an old man ♪ 1926 01:49:41,749 --> 01:49:45,753 ♪ Take it from an old man ♪ 1927 01:49:45,853 --> 01:49:51,625 ♪ The days don't stretch Any longer ♪ 1928 01:49:51,725 --> 01:49:56,764 ♪ They've left tracks Upon my skin ♪ 1929 01:49:56,864 --> 01:50:02,303 ♪ But I reckon Made me stronger ♪ 1930 01:50:02,403 --> 01:50:07,975 ♪ But I believe there's Something in you ♪ 1931 01:50:08,075 --> 01:50:13,180 ♪ Something you Should be seeing, too ♪ 1932 01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:19,019 ♪ Bet it all on yourself At least one time ♪ 1933 01:50:19,120 --> 01:50:22,557 -♪ Cause honey, win or lose ♪ -♪ Win or lose ♪ 1934 01:50:22,656 --> 01:50:28,563 ♪ It's one hell of a ride ♪ 1935 01:50:28,662 --> 01:50:35,736 ♪ It's one hell of a ride ♪ 1936 01:50:35,903 --> 01:50:41,342 ♪ And if you lack The strength of your own ♪ 1937 01:50:41,442 --> 01:50:47,014 ♪ Honey, hold out your hand ♪ 1938 01:50:47,114 --> 01:50:55,022 ♪ And take it From an old man ♪ 1939 01:50:55,122 --> 01:51:01,061 -[music ends] -[applause] 1940 01:51:04,198 --> 01:51:07,468 Excuse me, I'm just-- I'm gonna borrow my wife. 1941 01:51:07,569 --> 01:51:09,503 Say your goodbyes, we're going home. 1942 01:51:09,604 --> 01:51:11,672 -Who invited you? -Have another piece of pie, old man! 1943 01:51:11,772 --> 01:51:12,641 -Come on! -Please don't. You'll make it worse. 1944 01:51:12,740 --> 01:51:16,143 Let's go. 1945 01:51:16,243 --> 01:51:17,978 Jenna! Please stay. 1946 01:51:18,078 --> 01:51:20,447 I am so sorry. Bye sweetheart. 1947 01:51:20,549 --> 01:51:22,049 -Don't leave! -I love you. 1948 01:51:22,149 --> 01:51:23,684 Congratulations. 1949 01:51:23,784 --> 01:51:31,058 [tense music] 1950 01:51:43,404 --> 01:51:47,141 [music ends] 1951 01:51:47,241 --> 01:51:50,579 You must think I'm really stupid. 1952 01:51:50,679 --> 01:51:57,017 -No. -No? 1953 01:51:58,719 --> 01:52:00,854 [sniffles] 1954 01:52:00,955 --> 01:52:05,292 Unzip that cushion. 1955 01:52:05,392 --> 01:52:10,998 -I don't want-- -Do it! 1956 01:52:18,038 --> 01:52:20,774 What is that, Jenna? Hmm? 1957 01:52:20,874 --> 01:52:22,476 What is that? 1958 01:52:22,577 --> 01:52:23,645 It's money. 1959 01:52:23,744 --> 01:52:27,014 That's money? 1960 01:52:27,114 --> 01:52:30,284 Hidden all over the house? 1961 01:52:30,384 --> 01:52:32,886 In the drawers, 1962 01:52:32,987 --> 01:52:37,024 in the cabinets, in the fucking sofa! 1963 01:52:37,124 --> 01:52:40,729 -It's money hidden all over my house. -I'm sorry. 1964 01:52:40,828 --> 01:52:44,465 After everything that I have done for you, 1965 01:52:44,566 --> 01:52:47,034 you go and hide money from me? 1966 01:52:47,134 --> 01:52:49,803 I was the only one that was there for you 1967 01:52:49,903 --> 01:52:52,741 after your mama died 1968 01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:58,979 and your daddy was piss drunk every night. 1969 01:52:59,079 --> 01:53:00,848 You forget about that?! 1970 01:53:00,948 --> 01:53:03,450 Do I need this? 1971 01:53:03,551 --> 01:53:06,053 Do I need this right now? 1972 01:53:06,153 --> 01:53:11,559 Earl, oh, my God, stop! You love that guitar! 1973 01:53:11,660 --> 01:53:15,664 You... 1974 01:53:15,764 --> 01:53:19,466 are the only thing that I've ever loved. 1975 01:53:19,567 --> 01:53:23,404 You are the only person that has ever belonged to me. 1976 01:53:23,504 --> 01:53:26,240 You're my wife. 1977 01:53:26,340 --> 01:53:28,710 [chuckles] 1978 01:53:28,809 --> 01:53:31,613 You are my whole life. 1979 01:53:31,713 --> 01:53:37,451 And you having a secret from me... 1980 01:53:37,552 --> 01:53:43,290 it just tears me apart. 1981 01:53:50,699 --> 01:53:53,867 Why are you hiding money 1982 01:53:53,967 --> 01:53:59,473 all over the house? 1983 01:53:59,574 --> 01:54:04,011 -I want to go-- -No, no, just tell me you were gonna surprise me. 1984 01:54:04,111 --> 01:54:07,448 -No, Earl. -Tell me you were gonna buy me a present. 1985 01:54:07,549 --> 01:54:10,752 Because if I ever thought that you weren't happy being my wife, 1986 01:54:10,851 --> 01:54:13,688 that you were deceiving me, 1987 01:54:13,788 --> 01:54:16,825 I would want to kill myself. 1988 01:54:16,924 --> 01:54:20,361 [sobbing] I would want to die. 1989 01:54:20,461 --> 01:54:24,398 Baby, please hold me. 1990 01:54:24,498 --> 01:54:30,605 [sobbing] 1991 01:54:32,741 --> 01:54:38,011 The truth is, Earl-- 1992 01:54:38,112 --> 01:54:42,449 the truth is... 1993 01:54:42,550 --> 01:54:46,920 I was saving that money... 1994 01:54:47,020 --> 01:54:52,527 for the baby. 1995 01:54:52,627 --> 01:54:55,396 To buy some nice things. 1996 01:54:55,496 --> 01:55:00,802 A crib and toys. 1997 01:55:00,901 --> 01:55:04,505 It was all for the baby. 1998 01:55:04,606 --> 01:55:07,842 It was for the baby? 1999 01:55:07,941 --> 01:55:15,048 Yes, Earl. For a crib. 2000 01:55:23,290 --> 01:55:25,459 I don't know why you have to make it 2001 01:55:25,560 --> 01:55:32,366 so hard, Jenna. 2002 01:55:35,002 --> 01:55:42,209 I just want us to be happy. 2003 01:55:59,393 --> 01:56:05,399 [soft music] 2004 01:56:36,598 --> 01:56:42,604 Dear baby, 2005 01:56:44,706 --> 01:56:51,579 if you ever want to know the story of how we bought your crib, I'll tell you. 2006 01:56:51,880 --> 01:56:53,480 Your crib was bought with the money 2007 01:56:53,581 --> 01:57:00,722 I was gonna use to buy us a new life. 2008 01:57:00,822 --> 01:57:08,128 The Springfield Pie Contest is starting next week... 2009 01:57:09,531 --> 01:57:15,637 and you and I will not be in attendance. 2010 01:57:20,173 --> 01:57:24,211 ♪ It's not simple to say ♪ 2011 01:57:24,311 --> 01:57:27,015 ♪ Most days ♪ 2012 01:57:27,114 --> 01:57:30,417 ♪ I don't recognize me ♪ 2013 01:57:30,518 --> 01:57:33,021 ♪ That these shoes And this apron ♪ 2014 01:57:33,120 --> 01:57:36,290 ♪ That place and its patrons ♪ 2015 01:57:36,390 --> 01:57:43,031 ♪ Have taken more Than I gave them ♪ 2016 01:57:43,130 --> 01:57:47,134 ♪ It's not easy to know ♪ 2017 01:57:47,234 --> 01:57:50,103 ♪ I'm not anything ♪ 2018 01:57:50,203 --> 01:57:52,040 ♪ Like I used to be ♪ 2019 01:57:52,139 --> 01:57:55,043 ♪ Although It's true ♪ 2020 01:57:55,142 --> 01:57:59,413 ♪ I was never attention's Sweet center ♪ 2021 01:57:59,514 --> 01:58:04,619 ♪ I still remember That girl ♪ 2022 01:58:04,719 --> 01:58:06,988 ♪ She's imperfect ♪ 2023 01:58:07,087 --> 01:58:09,824 ♪ But she tries ♪ 2024 01:58:09,924 --> 01:58:12,794 ♪ She is good ♪ 2025 01:58:12,894 --> 01:58:16,163 ♪ But she lies ♪ 2026 01:58:16,263 --> 01:58:22,469 ♪ She is hard on herself ♪ 2027 01:58:22,570 --> 01:58:28,108 ♪ She is broken And won't ask for help ♪ 2028 01:58:28,208 --> 01:58:33,047 ♪ She is messy, But she's kind ♪ 2029 01:58:33,146 --> 01:58:36,651 ♪ She is lonely ♪ 2030 01:58:36,751 --> 01:58:39,386 ♪ Most of the time ♪ 2031 01:58:39,486 --> 01:58:42,657 ♪ She is all of this Mixed up ♪ 2032 01:58:42,757 --> 01:58:47,729 ♪ And baked In a beautiful pie ♪ 2033 01:58:47,829 --> 01:58:50,197 ♪ She is gone ♪ 2034 01:58:50,297 --> 01:58:58,505 ♪ But she used to be mine ♪ 2035 01:58:58,606 --> 01:59:02,043 ♪ It's not what I asked for ♪ 2036 01:59:02,142 --> 01:59:05,278 ♪ Sometimes life ♪ 2037 01:59:05,379 --> 01:59:08,348 ♪ Just slips in Through a back door ♪ 2038 01:59:08,448 --> 01:59:11,151 ♪ And carves out a person ♪ 2039 01:59:11,251 --> 01:59:16,958 ♪ And makes you believe It's all true ♪ 2040 01:59:17,058 --> 01:59:20,695 ♪ And now I've got you ♪ 2041 01:59:20,795 --> 01:59:25,499 ♪ And you're not what I asked for ♪ 2042 01:59:25,600 --> 01:59:31,139 ♪ If I'm honest I know I would give it all back ♪ 2043 01:59:31,238 --> 01:59:34,374 ♪ For a chance To start over ♪ 2044 01:59:34,474 --> 01:59:40,148 ♪ And rewrite an ending Or two ♪ 2045 01:59:40,247 --> 01:59:42,416 ♪ For that girl that I knew ♪ 2046 01:59:42,517 --> 01:59:47,855 ♪ Who'd be reckless Just enough ♪ 2047 01:59:47,955 --> 01:59:51,425 ♪ Who gets hurt ♪ 2048 01:59:51,526 --> 01:59:54,461 ♪ But who learns How to toughen up ♪ 2049 01:59:54,562 --> 01:59:56,831 ♪ When she's bruised ♪ 2050 01:59:56,931 --> 02:00:00,068 ♪ And gets used by a man ♪ 2051 02:00:00,168 --> 02:00:03,004 ♪ Who can't love 2052 02:00:03,104 --> 02:00:05,106 ♪ And then she'll get stuck ♪ 2053 02:00:05,205 --> 02:00:09,043 ♪ And be scared ♪ 2054 02:00:09,143 --> 02:00:11,979 ♪ Of the life That's inside her ♪ 2055 02:00:12,080 --> 02:00:14,414 ♪ Growing stronger each day ♪ 2056 02:00:14,515 --> 02:00:17,852 ♪ Till it finally Reminds her ♪ 2057 02:00:17,952 --> 02:00:20,588 ♪ To fight just a little ♪ 2058 02:00:20,688 --> 02:00:25,760 ♪ To bring back the fire In her eyes ♪ 2059 02:00:25,860 --> 02:00:28,029 ♪ That's been gone ♪ 2060 02:00:28,129 --> 02:00:37,270 ♪ But it used to be mine... ♪ 2061 02:00:38,873 --> 02:00:48,281 ♪ It used to mine... ♪ 2062 02:00:52,920 --> 02:00:58,291 ♪ She is messy ♪ 2063 02:00:58,391 --> 02:01:02,429 ♪ But she's kind ♪ 2064 02:01:02,530 --> 02:01:06,333 ♪ She is lonely ♪ 2065 02:01:06,433 --> 02:01:10,104 ♪ Most of the time 2066 02:01:10,204 --> 02:01:13,641 ♪ She is all of this Mixed up ♪ 2067 02:01:13,741 --> 02:01:20,848 ♪ And baked In a beautiful pie ♪ 2068 02:01:20,948 --> 02:01:24,986 ♪ She is gone ♪ 2069 02:01:25,086 --> 02:01:29,857 ♪ But she used to be ♪ 2070 02:01:29,957 --> 02:01:38,132 ♪ Mine ♪ 2071 02:01:38,232 --> 02:01:44,639 [applause] 2072 02:01:45,405 --> 02:01:52,046 [music ends] 2073 02:02:00,387 --> 02:02:02,089 [groans] 2074 02:02:02,190 --> 02:02:06,027 [heavy breathing] 2075 02:02:06,127 --> 02:02:08,996 [heart beating] 2076 02:02:09,096 --> 02:02:10,798 [exhales] 2077 02:02:10,898 --> 02:02:17,404 [soft music] 2078 02:02:17,772 --> 02:02:23,911 [heavy breathing continues] 2079 02:02:37,424 --> 02:02:40,962 [machines beeping] 2080 02:02:41,062 --> 02:02:45,233 [chatter] 2081 02:02:45,333 --> 02:02:51,539 [heartbeat quickens] 2082 02:03:02,016 --> 02:03:04,585 Jenna, everything's gonna to be okay. 2083 02:03:04,685 --> 02:03:06,520 Just make it all go away. 2084 02:03:06,621 --> 02:03:07,555 Look, just try and focus on your breathing. 2085 02:03:07,655 --> 02:03:08,856 I'm gonna be right here. 2086 02:03:08,956 --> 02:03:12,860 Wheel me in. 2087 02:03:12,960 --> 02:03:14,394 Excuse me, sir. Do you belong here? 2088 02:03:14,494 --> 02:03:18,032 Yes, I'm kin. 2089 02:03:18,132 --> 02:03:20,234 [laughs] He sure is! 2090 02:03:20,334 --> 02:03:22,169 Joe, are you having your surgery today? 2091 02:03:22,270 --> 02:03:25,139 Yeah, later this afternoon. 2092 02:03:25,239 --> 02:03:30,044 Becky told me you were here. 2093 02:03:30,144 --> 02:03:33,214 I bought you a card... 2094 02:03:33,314 --> 02:03:35,917 from gift shop downstairs. 2095 02:03:36,017 --> 02:03:39,754 It's silly and flowery 2096 02:03:39,854 --> 02:03:42,223 and almost gave me diabetes. 2097 02:03:42,323 --> 02:03:44,358 [laughs] Thank you, Joe. 2098 02:03:44,457 --> 02:03:46,294 NO, don't look at it now. 2099 02:03:46,394 --> 02:03:48,763 Look at it later when all the fuss is over. 2100 02:03:48,863 --> 02:03:51,498 Hey, halftime in the lounge. 2101 02:03:51,599 --> 02:03:57,204 Colts up 10. What's the ETA in here? 2102 02:03:57,305 --> 02:04:04,078 Oh, Earl. 2103 02:04:04,178 --> 02:04:05,513 Father to be. 2104 02:04:05,613 --> 02:04:09,283 Yeah, how could I forget you? 2105 02:04:09,383 --> 02:04:13,220 Don't say nothing smart... 2106 02:04:13,321 --> 02:04:14,956 you dumb ass. 2107 02:04:15,056 --> 02:04:20,628 Wheel me out. 2108 02:04:23,531 --> 02:04:27,234 Dr. Pomatter, this is my husband, Earl. 2109 02:04:27,335 --> 02:04:31,005 Oh, Lordy. 2110 02:04:31,105 --> 02:04:33,040 Hey, you mind stepping out of the way a sec, Doc, 2111 02:04:33,140 --> 02:04:35,009 so I can get a shot of me and my wife on the big day? 2112 02:04:35,109 --> 02:04:36,677 Much appreciated. Come on, baby, give me a kiss now. 2113 02:04:36,777 --> 02:04:39,113 -Ow! -Oh, my God, that's so dramatic. 2114 02:04:39,213 --> 02:04:41,716 -[breathing heavily] -Hey, come on now, babe. 2115 02:04:41,816 --> 02:04:44,418 -You're spitting on the lens. -Doctor Pomatter. 2116 02:04:44,518 --> 02:04:46,520 -Yes, Jenna? -I want to make sure we're clear about one thing. 2117 02:04:46,620 --> 02:04:48,656 -What's that, Jenna? -I want drugs. 2118 02:04:48,756 --> 02:04:50,925 I want massive amounts of drugs. 2119 02:04:51,025 --> 02:04:53,327 [bag pops] 2120 02:04:53,427 --> 02:04:55,596 I want the maximum legal limit of drugs. 2121 02:04:55,696 --> 02:04:57,765 -Noted and understood. -Oh, my gosh! 2122 02:04:57,865 --> 02:04:59,499 Oh, try and steady your breathing, hon. 2123 02:04:59,600 --> 02:05:02,269 [breathing evenly] 2124 02:05:02,370 --> 02:05:05,006 Hi, I'm Francine Pomatter. 2125 02:05:05,106 --> 02:05:09,510 Jim has told me so much about you. 2126 02:05:09,610 --> 02:05:11,579 Did I tell you my wife is a resident here? 2127 02:05:11,679 --> 02:05:14,682 Oh, I think you might have mentioned that. 2128 02:05:14,782 --> 02:05:17,551 Don't worry, you are in great hands with my husband. 2129 02:05:17,651 --> 02:05:20,621 [Jenna laughs] 2130 02:05:20,721 --> 02:05:22,923 Is she gonna be here the whole delivery? 2131 02:05:23,024 --> 02:05:26,093 I mean, are all the residents gonna be here? 2132 02:05:26,193 --> 02:05:27,561 No, no, no, no. They're just here to observe the first stage of labor. 2133 02:05:27,661 --> 02:05:29,463 Everybody out. 2134 02:05:29,563 --> 02:05:31,465 [Dawn] Jenna! We're here. 2135 02:05:31,565 --> 02:05:34,068 Everything's gonna be okay. 2136 02:05:34,168 --> 02:05:36,871 Oh, my Lord. The pie is coming out of the oven! 2137 02:05:36,971 --> 02:05:39,540 -Order up! -[Jenna screaming] 2138 02:05:39,640 --> 02:05:41,442 -♪ Sugar ♪ -[heart beating] 2139 02:05:41,542 --> 02:05:44,745 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪ 2140 02:05:44,845 --> 02:05:46,947 ♪ Sugar, butter ♪ 2141 02:05:47,048 --> 02:05:49,884 -[overlapping voices] -[heartbeat increases] 2142 02:05:49,984 --> 02:05:57,258 [tense music] 2143 02:05:57,591 --> 02:06:00,327 -I don't want no baby, Earl! -[timer dings] 2144 02:06:00,428 --> 02:06:06,067 [baby crying] 2145 02:06:06,167 --> 02:06:09,970 -[Jim] It's a girl. -[Earl] A girl? 2146 02:06:10,071 --> 02:06:14,241 [Norma] Would you like to hold your baby, Mrs. Hunterson? 2147 02:06:14,341 --> 02:06:17,678 Mrs. Hunterson? Did you hear me? 2148 02:06:17,778 --> 02:06:23,818 Are you okay? Mrs. Hunterson? 2149 02:06:30,691 --> 02:06:36,730 Just give her to me. 2150 02:06:38,833 --> 02:06:40,935 [trembling breath] 2151 02:06:41,035 --> 02:06:46,841 [soft music] 2152 02:06:47,475 --> 02:06:49,477 [chuckles] 2153 02:06:49,578 --> 02:06:53,948 Oh, my God. 2154 02:06:54,048 --> 02:06:59,220 Hey. 2155 02:06:59,320 --> 02:07:02,256 Oh, my God. 2156 02:07:02,356 --> 02:07:04,992 Now you remember what I said. 2157 02:07:05,092 --> 02:07:07,529 Don't you go loving that baby 2158 02:07:07,628 --> 02:07:12,867 more than you love me. 2159 02:07:12,967 --> 02:07:16,571 I don't love you anymore, Earl. 2160 02:07:16,670 --> 02:07:18,439 I haven't in a very long time. 2161 02:07:18,540 --> 02:07:21,610 I want a divorce. 2162 02:07:21,709 --> 02:07:23,811 Now, that's not very funny, Jenna. 2163 02:07:23,911 --> 02:07:25,846 No one's laughing. 2164 02:07:25,946 --> 02:07:28,249 I want you the hell out of my life. 2165 02:07:28,349 --> 02:07:31,152 [chuckles] You ain't never gonna leave me. 2166 02:07:31,252 --> 02:07:33,787 -Watch me. -You ain't gonna do nothing! 2167 02:07:33,888 --> 02:07:37,992 Now you better know your place! Get your hands off me! 2168 02:07:38,092 --> 02:07:40,761 Don't touch me! Man, you're gonna regret this when you get home. 2169 02:07:40,861 --> 02:07:43,097 And you're gonna regret ever saying that 2170 02:07:43,197 --> 02:07:46,133 'cause if you ever come within six yard of us, 2171 02:07:46,233 --> 02:07:49,236 I will flatten your sorry ass and I will enjoy doing it. 2172 02:07:49,336 --> 02:07:52,641 Now get out before I call someone to carry you out. 2173 02:07:52,740 --> 02:07:59,280 [applause] 2174 02:08:00,114 --> 02:08:07,388 [upbeat music] 2175 02:08:07,788 --> 02:08:11,058 ♪ Today's a day Like any other ♪ 2176 02:08:11,158 --> 02:08:13,327 ♪ But I am changed I am a mother ♪ 2177 02:08:13,427 --> 02:08:18,065 ♪ Oh, in an instant ♪ 2178 02:08:18,165 --> 02:08:20,734 ♪ And who I was Has disappeared ♪ 2179 02:08:20,834 --> 02:08:23,103 ♪ It doesn't matter Now you're here ♪ 2180 02:08:23,204 --> 02:08:26,608 -[baby fusses] -♪ So innocent ♪ 2181 02:08:26,707 --> 02:08:28,776 ♪ I was lost ♪ 2182 02:08:28,876 --> 02:08:31,445 ♪ For you to find ♪ 2183 02:08:31,546 --> 02:08:33,747 ♪ And now I'm yours ♪ 2184 02:08:33,847 --> 02:08:41,855 ♪ And you are mine ♪ 2185 02:08:42,289 --> 02:08:44,959 ♪ Two tiny hands A pair of eyes ♪ 2186 02:08:45,059 --> 02:08:47,629 ♪ An unsung melody is mine ♪ 2187 02:08:47,728 --> 02:08:51,999 ♪ For safe-keeping ♪ 2188 02:08:52,099 --> 02:08:54,835 ♪ And I will guard it With my life ♪ 2189 02:08:54,935 --> 02:08:57,338 ♪ I'd hang the moon For it to shine ♪ 2190 02:08:57,438 --> 02:09:01,008 ♪ On her sleeping ♪ 2191 02:09:01,108 --> 02:09:05,846 ♪ Starting here And starting now ♪ 2192 02:09:05,946 --> 02:09:10,552 ♪ I can feel The heart of how ♪ 2193 02:09:10,652 --> 02:09:16,524 ♪ Everything changes ♪ 2194 02:09:16,625 --> 02:09:21,195 You done did it, girl. 2195 02:09:21,295 --> 02:09:23,665 Baby girl, 2196 02:09:23,764 --> 02:09:25,799 come meet your Godmamas. 2197 02:09:25,899 --> 02:09:27,702 -What? -Me? 2198 02:09:27,801 --> 02:09:31,505 [crying] Oh, Jenna! 2199 02:09:31,606 --> 02:09:34,775 Oh, I'm gonna call her Lulu. 2200 02:09:34,875 --> 02:09:37,378 Yeah, little Lulu 2201 02:09:37,478 --> 02:09:39,780 the love of my life. 2202 02:09:39,880 --> 02:09:41,415 And we're gonna be happy, little girl. 2203 02:09:41,516 --> 02:09:44,785 Not just happy enough. 2204 02:09:44,885 --> 02:09:49,123 We're gonna be really happy. 2205 02:09:49,223 --> 02:09:51,425 Hello. 2206 02:09:51,526 --> 02:09:53,561 Hi, is everyone decent? 2207 02:09:53,662 --> 02:09:55,996 -Ogie, come here. Come here. -Okay. 2208 02:09:56,096 --> 02:09:59,701 Jenna, Ogie and I want you to know 2209 02:09:59,833 --> 02:10:02,002 that you can stay with us for a while until you get back on your feet. 2210 02:10:02,102 --> 02:10:04,972 You could stay with us, 2211 02:10:05,072 --> 02:10:07,642 but I think Phil's convulsions might frighten the baby. 2212 02:10:07,742 --> 02:10:10,978 Look, Ogie. Isn't she beautiful? 2213 02:10:11,078 --> 02:10:15,883 There are no words... 2214 02:10:15,983 --> 02:10:17,752 but I'm double-parked so I got to run. 2215 02:10:17,851 --> 02:10:20,254 I got to go. I love you. I love you. 2216 02:10:20,354 --> 02:10:21,723 Love you, new baby. Got to go. I love you. I love you. 2217 02:10:21,822 --> 02:10:27,629 I love you. I love you. 2218 02:10:27,729 --> 02:10:30,230 Dawn, don't we have some business 2219 02:10:30,331 --> 02:10:32,199 in the hallway? 2220 02:10:32,299 --> 02:10:34,669 -No. -Dawn. 2221 02:10:34,769 --> 02:10:40,374 Bye. 2222 02:10:40,941 --> 02:10:47,348 -Oh! -Dawn! 2223 02:10:47,448 --> 02:10:49,316 How are you two doing? 2224 02:10:49,416 --> 02:10:53,053 You ever seen a baby this beautiful before? 2225 02:10:53,153 --> 02:10:57,024 Out of the 762 that I have delivered, 2226 02:10:57,124 --> 02:11:01,696 between us, she is definitely the most beautiful. 2227 02:11:01,796 --> 02:11:03,565 Nurse Norma, can you get Mrs. Hunterson 2228 02:11:03,665 --> 02:11:09,604 her complimentary burp cloths? 2229 02:11:10,805 --> 02:11:12,473 Maybe in Connecticut this shit flies, 2230 02:11:12,574 --> 02:11:16,544 but Lord have mercy. 2231 02:11:16,644 --> 02:11:19,714 I, uh... 2232 02:11:19,814 --> 02:11:23,685 I know what you're thinking. 2233 02:11:23,785 --> 02:11:26,186 Yeah. no I don't. That's a lie. 2234 02:11:26,286 --> 02:11:28,523 I-- 2235 02:11:28,623 --> 02:11:32,827 what are you thinking? 2236 02:11:32,926 --> 02:11:38,566 I'm thinking... 2237 02:11:40,100 --> 02:11:42,136 I could never thank you enough 2238 02:11:42,236 --> 02:11:47,809 for everything you've done for me. 2239 02:11:47,908 --> 02:11:50,043 And I'm thinking your wife's around. 2240 02:11:50,144 --> 02:11:53,848 And you shouldn't kiss me. 2241 02:11:53,947 --> 02:11:56,818 The way she looks at you. 2242 02:11:56,917 --> 02:12:03,190 So much trust. 2243 02:12:04,759 --> 02:12:06,927 We could have a big drama that gets drawn out here 2244 02:12:07,027 --> 02:12:11,999 for a couple years and makes everyone miserable, 2245 02:12:12,099 --> 02:12:16,704 or we could end it right here. 2246 02:12:16,805 --> 02:12:22,677 No body count. 2247 02:12:27,080 --> 02:12:32,453 So this is goodbye. 2248 02:12:32,554 --> 02:12:36,558 I will never forget you. 2249 02:12:36,658 --> 02:12:42,396 Another lifetime. 2250 02:12:48,502 --> 02:12:51,138 Oh. 2251 02:12:51,238 --> 02:12:53,575 You deserve homemade, 2252 02:12:53,675 --> 02:12:56,210 but try telling that to a vending machine. 2253 02:12:56,310 --> 02:13:00,113 Here. 2254 02:13:00,214 --> 02:13:03,317 Thanks For Taking Me To The Moon Moonpie. 2255 02:13:03,417 --> 02:13:09,691 [soft music] 2256 02:13:14,328 --> 02:13:16,865 ♪ I didn't know, But now I see ♪ 2257 02:13:16,965 --> 02:13:19,500 ♪ Sometimes what is Is meant to be ♪ 2258 02:13:19,601 --> 02:13:23,504 ♪ You saved me ♪ 2259 02:13:23,605 --> 02:13:26,039 ♪ My blurry lines My messy life ♪ 2260 02:13:26,139 --> 02:13:31,546 ♪ Come into focus And in time maybe ♪ 2261 02:13:31,646 --> 02:13:33,815 ♪ I can heal ♪ 2262 02:13:33,915 --> 02:13:36,416 ♪ And I can breathe ♪ 2263 02:13:36,518 --> 02:13:41,623 ♪ 'Cause I can feel Myself believe ♪ 2264 02:13:41,723 --> 02:13:45,894 ♪ Everything changes ♪ 2265 02:13:45,994 --> 02:13:50,698 ♪ Oh, my heart's At the wheel now ♪ 2266 02:13:50,798 --> 02:13:53,968 ♪ And all my mistakes They make sense ♪ 2267 02:13:54,067 --> 02:13:56,604 ♪ When I turn them around ♪ 2268 02:13:56,704 --> 02:14:00,008 ♪ Everything changes ♪ 2269 02:14:00,107 --> 02:14:02,544 ♪ What I thought Was so permanent ♪ 2270 02:14:02,644 --> 02:14:07,047 ♪ Fades in the blink Of an eye ♪ 2271 02:14:07,147 --> 02:14:10,083 ♪ There's a new life In front of my face ♪ 2272 02:14:10,183 --> 02:14:12,319 ♪ In the blink of an eye There's a new life ♪ 2273 02:14:12,419 --> 02:14:14,121 ♪ In front of my face ♪ 2274 02:14:14,221 --> 02:14:16,591 ♪ And I know in due time ♪ 2275 02:14:16,691 --> 02:14:19,226 ♪ Every right thing will find Its right place ♪ 2276 02:14:19,326 --> 02:14:21,529 ♪ And I know in due time ♪ 2277 02:14:21,629 --> 02:14:23,898 ♪ Every right thing Will find Its right place ♪ 2278 02:14:23,998 --> 02:14:27,167 ♪ So I swear I'll remember To say we were both ♪ 2279 02:14:27,267 --> 02:14:31,539 ♪ Born today ♪ 2280 02:14:31,639 --> 02:14:37,679 ♪ 'Cause everything's Changed ♪ 2281 02:14:37,779 --> 02:14:45,987 ♪ Everything changes ♪ 2282 02:14:46,086 --> 02:14:49,691 -[music ends] -[applause] 2283 02:14:49,791 --> 02:14:55,797 [gentle music] 2284 02:14:56,898 --> 02:15:00,702 Shh, shh. [laughs] 2285 02:15:00,802 --> 02:15:03,571 Oh. [laughs] 2286 02:15:03,671 --> 02:15:05,740 "To my only friend. 2287 02:15:05,840 --> 02:15:07,675 Start fresh. 2288 02:15:07,775 --> 02:15:11,211 I'm leaving you-- 2289 02:15:11,311 --> 02:15:13,548 I'm leaving you the pie shop. 2290 02:15:13,648 --> 02:15:16,116 Name a pie for me when I'm gone." 2291 02:15:21,856 --> 02:15:27,895 [upbeat music] 2292 02:15:29,329 --> 02:15:32,033 Okay, little Lulu. 2293 02:15:32,132 --> 02:15:35,168 we got 16 Lulu Lemonade Pies, 2294 02:15:35,268 --> 02:15:37,071 eight Polka Dot Peach and four Cocoa Cream. 2295 02:15:37,170 --> 02:15:40,008 -How many is that? -A lot! 2296 02:15:40,108 --> 02:15:42,242 A lot! Thank you, Miss Lulu. 2297 02:15:42,342 --> 02:15:45,312 Wait, it's magic time. Magic time. 2298 02:15:45,412 --> 02:15:46,781 All right, I've been practicing. Watch closely. 2299 02:15:46,881 --> 02:15:48,783 Are you ready? A one, 2300 02:15:48,883 --> 02:15:52,820 a two, a three. 2301 02:15:52,920 --> 02:15:56,090 I don't got it. Hey. 2302 02:15:56,189 --> 02:15:58,425 -Wow, Mama. -Hi, baby girl. 2303 02:15:58,526 --> 02:16:00,327 [Cal] Jenna, what's the special pie today? 2304 02:16:00,427 --> 02:16:02,664 Old Joe's Slice of Heaven pie, 2305 02:16:02,764 --> 02:16:04,832 with tomato on the side. 2306 02:16:04,932 --> 02:16:07,635 [all] On its own plate! 2307 02:16:07,735 --> 02:16:09,336 ♪ Opening up ♪ 2308 02:16:09,436 --> 02:16:12,974 ♪ Into a new day ♪ 2309 02:16:13,074 --> 02:16:15,843 ♪ Open to love ♪ 2310 02:16:15,943 --> 02:16:19,814 ♪ Isn't it amazing What comes our way? ♪ 2311 02:16:19,914 --> 02:16:25,620 ♪ One at a time Everyday falls in line ♪ 2312 02:16:25,720 --> 02:16:31,559 ♪ Learning to love What's on the inside ♪ 2313 02:16:31,659 --> 02:16:37,598 ♪ Looking around At the same things ♪ 2314 02:16:37,699 --> 02:16:42,804 ♪ All of them changing 'Cause everything does ♪ 2315 02:16:42,904 --> 02:16:45,840 ♪ Life's rearranging ♪ 2316 02:16:45,940 --> 02:16:48,776 ♪ And we're opening up ♪ 2317 02:16:48,876 --> 02:16:55,149 ♪ To what's inside of ♪ 2318 02:16:55,248 --> 02:17:03,991 ♪ What's inside of love... ♪ 2319 02:17:04,092 --> 02:17:06,794 ♪ What's inside? ♪ 2320 02:17:06,894 --> 02:17:09,897 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪ 2321 02:17:09,997 --> 02:17:13,300 -[music ends] -[applause] 2322 02:17:13,400 --> 02:17:18,005 [upbeat music] 2323 02:17:18,106 --> 02:17:24,612 [applause] 2324 02:18:14,361 --> 02:18:18,266 ♪ Isn't it amazing What comes our way? ♪ 2325 02:18:18,365 --> 02:18:23,571 ♪ One at a time Everyday falls in line ♪ 2326 02:18:23,671 --> 02:18:28,776 ♪ Learning to love What's on the inside ♪ 2327 02:18:28,876 --> 02:18:35,482 ♪ Looking around At the same things ♪ 2328 02:18:35,583 --> 02:18:40,021 ♪ All of them changing 'Cause everything does ♪ 2329 02:18:40,121 --> 02:18:43,423 ♪ Life's rearranging ♪ 2330 02:18:43,524 --> 02:18:46,527 ♪ And we're opening up ♪ 2331 02:18:46,627 --> 02:18:55,335 ♪ To what's inside of love... ♪ 2332 02:18:55,435 --> 02:18:59,841 ♪ Opening up Opening up ♪ 2333 02:18:59,941 --> 02:19:06,413 [applause] 2334 02:19:15,923 --> 02:19:22,129 [soft music] 2335 02:21:29,623 --> 02:21:36,063 [upbeat music] 2336 02:21:37,465 --> 02:21:40,101 ♪ Down at the diner ♪ 2337 02:21:40,201 --> 02:21:45,873 ♪ Ah ♪ 2338 02:21:46,040 --> 02:21:49,677 ♪ So many ways to slice A piece of this life ♪ 2339 02:21:49,777 --> 02:21:53,180 ♪ But most of the time It's into quarter life crisis ♪ 2340 02:21:53,280 --> 02:21:56,951 ♪ What's on your plate At any given time ♪ 2341 02:21:57,051 --> 02:22:00,388 ♪ Can change with the specials And a jukebox dime ♪ 2342 02:22:00,488 --> 02:22:03,758 ♪ Down at the diner ♪ 2343 02:22:03,858 --> 02:22:08,229 ♪ Start to feel A little lighter ♪ 2344 02:22:08,329 --> 02:22:11,332 ♪ Down at the diner ♪ 2345 02:22:11,432 --> 02:22:13,768 ♪ Look around and feel better ♪ 2346 02:22:13,868 --> 02:22:16,203 ♪ We're all in this together ♪ 2347 02:22:16,303 --> 02:22:20,007 ♪ I wouldn't call this place A happy end ♪ 2348 02:22:20,107 --> 02:22:24,245 ♪ But I've been round the block And just came back again ♪ 2349 02:22:24,345 --> 02:22:27,281 ♪ I ain't seen the world yet, But I know this much ♪ 2350 02:22:27,381 --> 02:22:30,718 ♪ Might as well call home Wherever my ass ends up ♪ 2351 02:22:30,818 --> 02:22:34,055 ♪ Down at the diner ♪ 2352 02:22:34,155 --> 02:22:38,392 ♪ Don't need to tell them Why I'm here ♪ 2353 02:22:38,492 --> 02:22:42,396 ♪ They know me at the diner ♪ 2354 02:22:42,496 --> 02:22:46,567 ♪ And in every single bite Is a little bit of life ♪ 2355 02:22:46,667 --> 02:22:51,605 ♪ So many days to endure In a row ♪ 2356 02:22:51,705 --> 02:22:55,242 ♪ It's the little things That keep us afloat ♪ 2357 02:22:55,342 --> 02:22:57,745 ♪ Thank God for the oasis ♪ 2358 02:22:57,845 --> 02:22:59,914 ♪ The people and places ♪ 2359 02:23:00,014 --> 02:23:03,784 ♪ That save us and serve As reminder ♪ 2360 02:23:03,884 --> 02:23:05,986 ♪ That's why we come To the diner ♪ 2361 02:23:06,087 --> 02:23:07,888 ♪ At the diner ♪ 2362 02:23:07,988 --> 02:23:13,327 ♪ Ah ♪ 2363 02:23:13,427 --> 02:23:17,131 ♪ Ordered up is how I like My days to find me ♪ 2364 02:23:17,231 --> 02:23:20,935 ♪ Everything here has It's place and timing ♪ 2365 02:23:21,035 --> 02:23:24,004 ♪ I've never been someone Who fits right in ♪ 2366 02:23:24,105 --> 02:23:27,875 ♪ But I found myself Organizing condiments ♪ 2367 02:23:27,975 --> 02:23:31,580 ♪ Down at the diner ♪ 2368 02:23:31,679 --> 02:23:35,382 ♪ I'm exponentially wiser ♪ 2369 02:23:35,483 --> 02:23:39,653 ♪ Down at the diner ♪ 2370 02:23:39,753 --> 02:23:43,558 ♪ Whatever you are There's room at the bar ♪ 2371 02:23:43,657 --> 02:23:47,328 ♪ Every day begin again ♪ 2372 02:23:47,428 --> 02:23:50,565 ♪ Take a seat and settle in ♪ 2373 02:23:50,664 --> 02:23:54,536 ♪ With the rest of us ♪ 2374 02:23:54,668 --> 02:23:57,838 ♪ We're all just ♪ 2375 02:23:57,938 --> 02:23:59,874 ♪ Trying to get by ♪ 2376 02:23:59,974 --> 02:24:01,675 ♪ When it gets hard ♪ 2377 02:24:01,775 --> 02:24:03,844 ♪ This small town ♪ 2378 02:24:03,944 --> 02:24:06,180 ♪ Is who we are ♪ 2379 02:24:06,280 --> 02:24:07,549 ♪ It's the heartbeat ♪ 2380 02:24:07,648 --> 02:24:09,817 ♪ The center ♪ 2381 02:24:09,917 --> 02:24:13,821 ♪ The lifeline you enter ♪ 2382 02:24:13,921 --> 02:24:15,624 -♪ It's the heartbeat ♪ -♪ The heartbeat ♪ 2383 02:24:15,723 --> 02:24:18,893 -♪ Center ♪ -♪ The center ♪ 2384 02:24:18,993 --> 02:24:21,295 -♪ The lifeline you enter ♪ -♪ The lifeline you enter ♪ 2385 02:24:21,395 --> 02:24:25,132 ♪ Every day what you got ♪ 2386 02:24:25,232 --> 02:24:28,603 ♪ Bring it with you Share your love ♪ 2387 02:24:28,702 --> 02:24:32,173 ♪ It's the rest of us ♪ 2388 02:24:32,273 --> 02:24:36,645 ♪ We're all just ♪ 2389 02:24:36,744 --> 02:24:39,380 ♪ Down at the diner ♪ 2390 02:24:39,480 --> 02:24:42,349 ♪ Ah ♪ 2390 02:24:43,305 --> 02:25:43,469 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/ggvw9 Help other users to choose the best subtitles182088

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