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- Previously
on "Southern Hospitality"...

Fur has been flying
with Grace and Liam.

- He just, like, wants to
know every little detail

about me and my life.

- I just don't know
how healthy it is.

- [meows]

- Meanwhile, Oisin thought
he was the cat's meow,

spreading lies
about my relationship.

- Will ----ing made out
with some girl.

[laughs]
- What?

- But when Mia tried
to sink her teeth

into the cheating rumor...

- So I texted one of the girls
in Joe Bradley's apartment.

So you for sure saw
them kiss on the mouth?

She says 100%.

- We didn't bat an eye.

- Bullsh--.

You've got your hands
in people's relationships

because misery loves company.

- Girl, what are you doing?

And after Maddi

told me to wear the wrong
uniform to work...

She literally just goes,
"Also pink tonight, yes."

My claws are out.

How can she not know what
the (BLEEP) we're wearing?

- You look good.

- * I know a place
where we can go *

[vocalizing]

* Are you coming out
tonight? *

[upbeat music]

* *

- Where's your milk?
- We got milk right over here.

- I need about, like, 12--

You got gallons of them?

- Just half gallon.

I don't know what you're
doing with all this milk.

That's a lot of milk.
- Well, I'm the Milk Man.

Three, two, one.
[camera shutter clicking]

Detail.

* *

[line trilling]

- Hello, hello.

What do you got going
on the rest of the day?

Damn. They gave it to you
for free because you're

so sweet, right?

Honey can get you sticky,
though, a little bit.

[laughter]

* *

- [yawns] How you feeling?

- "Turd."
[laughter]

I'm "turd."
- I'm tired.

- Does everybody
have an agenda?

Everybody got an agenda?
- Yeah.

- All righty.

This weekend,
ownership wants to make sure

we're staffed, DJ-wise
and employee-wise, on Sunday.

- Yes
- Are we in a good spot there?

Hosts?
- Yes, we will be.

- What do you mean we will be?

- I got to move
a couple things around.

We're heavy on during the day.

- Sunday?
- Sunday, yes.

- Do you think it'd
be better if I hosted

for day club or nighttime?

- In a perfect world, both.
- [chuckles] Okay.

- So, Lea and Chris,
I'm gonna go to Uptown.

There's a slot to open up
for James Kennedy,

and I really think it would be
a really good opportunity,

so I texted the group chat
to see if someone

could pick up my shift.

- What time is the gig?

- It's at 9:00, so it is,
like, a little bit earlier.

But I should be done by,
I think, 11:45.

- Really?
You play that long?

That's pretty long.

- My dream is to
become a big-time DJ.

I've played a lot
of festivals, big events,

but I'm, like, kind
of in the middle

or the bottom of the lineup.

And I would like
to be at the top,

at the headline.

So, to open
for James Kennedy--

a killer DJ from LA.

He has a huge following.

Like, I'm one step
closer to getting there.

- Maybe a little bit
more of a heads-up next time,

so we can make sure
everything's good here.

- I love working at
Republic, but DJing

is what I'm passionate about.

I don't care if it's
a last-minute gig.

I'm ----ing opening
for James Kennedy.

- Good luck.
Let us know how it goes.

All right.
Let's have a kick-ass weekend.

* *

- She can't hang.
- She can't hang?

It's a different world.

- Miller Lite, Corona Light,
Mic Ultra.

[people cheering]

- Oh.
Hi, babe.

- Hi, babe.
- How are you?

My voice is coming back.

It's just from me yelling
in the pub last night.

Yeah.

* *

- I'm gonna go check
on table 30 really quick.

- Yeah.

* *

- Because you ladies
are all wearing pink,

the Luc Belaire
is sparkling rosé.

Is that good?

- We love rosé.
- We love it?

Okay, fabulous.

- Yo.
- That bachelorette party--

I said we'd grab
them some shots.

They're gonna have
a bottle of champagne.

- It's shot o'clock!
[people cheering]

- Juice, juice, juice.

I love that color.

[cork pops]

* *

- All right.

Who wants to pay me one penny?

[bell dings]

[soft music]

* *

- Yeah, get in there.

* *

[upbeat music]

- Let's go!

* *

- Of course.
- Leva.

- Hey.

- The kitchen's open.
I'm hungry.

How are you?
- Good. How are you?

Good to see you.
- This is cute.

- It's actually
perfect you're here.

I was gonna put it in an email.

I just want to set up
a meeting with you

whenever you're available,
just to talk about,

you know, taking on more
responsibility in the company,

you know, seeing
where I can grow.

- Yeah. You've been, like,
killing it on the floor.

We can start testing
you in places.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- Yeah. Love it.
Go ahead.

I know you guys are busy.
- Awesome.

- All right.
- Thank you, Leva.

- * I'm a force,
and you can't stand it *

* I'm a force,
and you can't stand it *

* I'm a force,
and you can't--*

[glass shatters]
- Ugh.

God damn.

- You guys are good?
- Yes!

- I love it.

* *

- It's a good spot.
- I know, right?

Isn't it pretty?

Thank you.

- I'll be back
to get your drink order.

- Thank you.

Very gentlemanly.
Very Southern of you.

- Of course.
Even though I'm from the North.

Technically Midwest.

- Midwest.
- Yes.

- How are y'all doing?
- Good.

- Hey, good.
How are you?

- Can I get you all
started with some drinks,

or are we still looking?

- Can I please do
the Blushing Pig?

- I'm gonna do
the Old-Fashioned.

- Okay. Cool.
- Thanks.

- Thanks for coming
on a date with me.

- Of course.
The drive was not bad at all.

- I mean, three hours alone in
a car is bad no matter what.

- I do it all the time, though.
And I would continue to.

[bell dings]

- [laughs]
Troy.

So I met Troy off
of a dating app.

I asked him to get coffee.

He said, well, I'm on my
way back to Charlotte.

If you want to get coffee,
I will turn the car around

right now for you.

I love a man with effort.

Coffee then turns into dinner.

And then dinner turns
into late-night drinks.

And then drinks turn into...

[laughs] Me being not
so much of a lady.

[laughs]

But you know what?

I bagged him.

- Have you been here?

- Yeah, I used to come here
in college all the time.

It's my old stomping ground.
- Really?

- And I also used to
play "Office" trivia here.

- Like, the show?
- Yeah.

I've watched it
consecutively 18 times.

If somebody asked me what
was your talent, Mia,

I would say,
turning "The Office" on,

closing my eyes, and still
playing it in my head.

- That's pretty impressive.

- What's your
number-one talent?

- If you were standing
ten feet away from me

and you threw anything
at me, I would catch it.

- Just like catch it in your
hand or catch it in your mouth?

- In my hand.
[laughter]

My hand.

- It's been two years since
I've been in an actual

long-term relationship.

I decided to take a little bit
of time off to find myself.

- Who's the better kisser?
- Sam.

- Has the bigger dick?
- Sam.

I never met
the right guy that I can see

getting really serious with.

But with Troy, it is so nice
to finally be around a man

instead of silly little boys.

- Like, nowadays, there's,
like, a whole new definition

of dating.
- Mm-hmm.

- There's, like,
different stages.

I don't know the stages,
but I know that I like you.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I can't sit here
and promise

what's going to happen over
the next however many months.

- Yeah.

- But my intention
is to date you.

[dramatic music]

- Never really met anybody that
I really fully connect with

and, like, can see myself
actually dating.

Fortunately for you...

- [laughs]

- I can see that.

Do like you a lot, you know?
- Yeah.

- And for me to even make
something work,

even when you don't live
in this area code,

that's, like, a lot for me.

- Come here.

* *

Oh, I'm horny now.
[laughs]

You're killing me.

- * The ladies are back,
and we not taking checks *

* The drip is cash only *

* Yeah, you know
we want respect *

* Yeah, we demand it... *

- You know what's wild?
Is that the average person

has probably opened 200 bottles
of wine in their life.

I've probably opened 2,000.

- You're a bartender.
[cork pops]

- There we go. One and a half
hand bartender extraordinaire.

Look at that crust, just...

* *

[whispers indistinctly]

* *

That's the best steak
I've ever cooked.

- Ooh, this is really good.

Do you want to check the--Or
I'll check the preheated oven.

- I kind of stuck
my head in there.

It's steamy, very steamy--
kind of like our relationship.

Mia thought she had
like a "we gotcha" moment

with me,

because she
had some girl text her.

- I can't stop looking
at her and be, like--

like, you're
not convincing me of sh--.

- I need you to know
that they did kiss.

- I don't believe it.

- I don't know what
to tell you.

And I don't like how
you're handling this.

I think you're being
a little bit of a pussy.

- I'm very grateful
for our relationship

because you trust me.
- Oh, yes.

Like, what is a relationship
without trust?

- I could never lie to you,
and if I had kissed a girl

when I was drunk,
I'd be ashamed of it,

but I wouldn't be
afraid of it, you know?

- I know you
wouldn't lie to me.

- This whole
situation would have been

way worse if Emmy hadn't
have been so supportive.

- So you for sure saw
them kiss on the mouth?

She goes, 100%.

- Bullsh--.
It's bullsh--.

It means the world
to me that,

when all these people
don't give me

the benefit of the doubt,
at least she does.

- Like, Mia,
who the (BLEEP) are you

to give me advice
on relationships?

She is dating two men
always at once,

and she never
wants to admit it.

- Misery loves company.

Like, if you date a new
person every five days,

then why do you want
your friend to be

in a two-year relationship?

Let's be real.

- I love Mia.

And I understand it.

She was looking out for me.

But at the end of the day,
I will always have Will's back,

period.

- I love you, and
some people can't seem

to ----ing handle that.

- Thanks.

- Coming up...

- What's the pricing like?

- If I'm showing a video where
my arse

or my milk pipe's coming out,
it's $19.69.

[upbeat music]

- Am I gonna get some
commish off this?

- Girls, ready? I'm gonna teach
you a little lesson

about the old Milk Man here.

- Unbelievable.
Yeah!

- So what's the vision here?

- The lemonade
stand right here.

- I was thinking, yeah,
lemonade stand right here.

Just imagine, like, you're
going down a little road.

And there's some cute little
milk bar just selling milk.

It's a hot day.

- We have actual
lemonade stands.

- I'm so hot.
I need some milk.

- You need some milk.

- Just write "The Milk Man,"
and then #MilkInBio.

The Milk Man's pretty
popular on OnlyFans.

[laughs]

OnlyFans was
a filler for a long time.

Rugby was something I always
wanted to pursue.

Unfortunately, it kind of
came to an end with COVID.

That's when I kind of
took my leap and said,

I'm gonna work for myself.

The Milk Man's a brand.

- * Sugar time *

- As a kid, I was
trying so hard to be

this professional
rugby player.

My problem was I couldn't get
big enough.

- * Sugar time *

- The only way to get
the most calories into me

was to drink milk.

I did a gallon of milk
a day for 28 days.

And I'm being honest...

I'm lactose intolerant
because of it.

Like...
[laughing]

- All right.
The milk sign has been made.

- Oh, yeah, Dani, it's
supposed to say "MilkInBio."

- You told me link.

- It's all right. LinkInBio...
- It's good enough.

It's good enough.
- Is good enough.

Honestly, I had
a threesome in Mexico.

It was like, we're only gonna
do this if we're involving,

like, 5 liters of milk.

It was magic.

[laughter]

It's like when people,
like, sweat, but this is milk.

You can see it.

- What's the pricing
like, though?

If I'm showing a video
where my arse

or my ----ing pipe--or
my milk pipe's coming out,

it's $19.69.
[laughter]

We all know what
happened in 1969.

It's the best summer
ever, so, yeah.

Imagine you're looking
at an OnlyFans page.

You want to make it hot.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Perfect.

[camera shutter clicks]

Oh, yeah.
[camera shutter clicking]

- Oh.
- [moans]

- Oh, my God. You practiced
that in the mirror.

[laughter]
- You're right.

Like this.

- Oh, yeah.

- I really have a lot
of passion for it.

OnlyFans--people think it's
just, like, a game

and a (BLEEP)-around.

But this is art.

Look, milk's cheap,
and I'm expensive.

- [laughing]
Oh, my God.

* *

[knock at door]

- Hey.

Oh, hi.
- Hi, baby.

- You look so pretty.
- How are you?

both: I missed you.

- How's it going?
- Good.

I just got lipstick on you.
You're so cute.

I'm not a chef.
[laughter]

I don't think--
- You talked a big game.

- I know.

I think it's fun to,
like, do it together, so...

- I think so, too.
- Will you help me?

- Yeah.
- Probably better than me.

- What are you making?
- Chicken parm.

- You got the sauce going.

- This has been cooking
since this morning.

[lid pops]

So some gravy...

- You've been preparing
for me all morning?

- You like red wine, right?
- Yeah, I like both.

- So one embarrassing
thing about me

is that I don't have
any wine glasses.

But these glasses are nice.

[laughter]
- Are you kidding?

Where's the cup?

- You know when the last time
I had a girl over

for dinner was?
- When?

- Never.
It's my first time.

- Wait, really?
- Yeah. [chuckles]

For me to invite a girl
to my apartment--

this is a big deal for me.

This is chicken parm.

[cork pops]

It's my grandma's recipe.

It's a little,
hey, how we doing?

Like, I'm trying to
impress this girl, clearly.

[chuckles]

Cheers.

[soft music]

[glass clatters on counter]

All right, so...
chicken parm--let's go.

All right, so here's
how we have to do it.

You pound it down.
- Oh, you have to do that?

- Like I said,
this is my first--

- Don't use that.
- That's what you do, though.

I know it sounds crazy.
Go like this.

It works--
- It's not even hitting it.

- Google it.
It's a thing.

- Are you kidding me?

- All right, well, now
you're making fun of me.

- I thought it was gonna
be cooked when I got here.

- No, absolutely not.

- [laughs] So now what?

- You go like this, and then
you dip it in the flour.

- I want to do that.
Looks fun.

- This is
the Italian breadcrumbs.

That's the key.

You got to put the sauce
on it and then cheese.

- [laughs]
It's very therapeutic.

- Yeah. All right, let's go
ahead and wash your hands.

[laughter]

You know, no matter
how many people

come up to me like, oh, Joe,
you must love being single.

Like, you're living the life.

Grass is always greener.

- I'll let you do that.
- All right.

I'm gonna be 28 soon.

Like, I do want romance.
I am a romantic guy.

Let's sit.

This one's more comfortable.
You sit over here.

I do want to find love in this
hopeless place of Charleston.

Ooh.
- Are they done?

- They're good now.

How good does that smell?

- Do you have plates?
- That's one thing I do have.

- [laughs]
- Okay.

Do you accept
this chicken parm?

- I do.

- There's something
special about Salley.

She's beautiful.
She's charismatic.

I don't have to worry
about her judging me

or her not understanding
my career.

Want to move to the couch?

She gets it.

So to find a girl
I want to take home to Mom

that also works for Republic,
it's kind of perfect.

- The chicken's good.
- It's ----ing fire.

- ----ing fire.

- I think this is the first
date I've been on

in a long time because I think
I'm coming to that point

where, like, I don't get
fulfillment from, like,

having a one-night stand

or, like, dating a million
girls, like, a week.

What defines being exclusive?

Like, how many dates
does it take where you, like,

decide you're exclusive?

- I don't know how many dates.

I think you just
have to feel it.

- Yeah.
- Like...

- Yeah.

- I do need you to get off
work on June 24th, though.

- What's going on then?
- Saturday.

- Plus-one.
- Uh-huh.

I mean it.

- (BLEEP), yeah.
- [laughs]

- I love weddings.
- I do, too.

They're fun.
- It's romantic.

- You want to kiss me?

- Coming up...

- There's so much going on.
- Like, what's going on?

What am I missing?
- Salley--

I keep catching
that bitch in lies.

[upbeat music]

* *

[knock at door]

- Hey.
- Hey. How are you?

I miss you.
- I'm good. How are you?

- I'm feeling better.
- Feeling better?

- Hey, Fergie.
I miss you.

- She hasn't eaten yet
if you want to feed her.

- Yeah. You got to give
her Fancy Feast.

I just feel like
there's a lot in here.

- That's fine.
- That's fine?

Are you hungry?

I feel like we should
talk real quick.

- Yeah.
- Sit down and talk.

[sighs]

[cat meows]

Well, I'm sorry I couldn't
come over yesterday.

It felt like we just needed
to cool off

and take a breather for just
a day because I know

you're stressed out with work.

I'm stressed out with work,
too, because the situation

that you and I are
dealing with.

Seeing this super-jealous,
insecure side of Liam,

it's taking over our happiness
in our relationship.

He just, like, wants to know
every little detail

about me and my life,

everything
I've done before him.

And he'll still look
through my phone

and be like, well,
who's this guy?

And this is not wavy, baby.
I'm not riding a wave.

I feel like I'm being
crushed over by it.

I just feel like things
that I've done in my past

before we were exclusive
really bother you.

- It's not that they bother me.

- You wake me up when
I'm ----ing sleeping

after looking at my phone.

- You haven't ever cheated
on me, but you have, like--

you have flirted with
other guys on Messenger

and stuff like that.

- I haven't done
that in a while

and, like, everyone's blocked.

- My point is, is, like,
I had a past, too.

You know I was hooking up
with somebody else when we met.

But I told you
the truth about it.

- That guy--I literally hung
out with him in Mykonos,

but I did not (BLEEP) him.
- Well, that's fine.

- And that's what this
whole fight has been about.

- But the point is--
- And you don't believe me.

- These things for me are
just the cherry on top.

Like, what I want the most
is the girlfriend.

- And I'm here for you.

- I've asked you
countless times

to go to that gym with me.

I got the membership that
I can bring you anytime I want.

And, like, you haven't
come with me once.

- I'm sorry, I will.

- But, like, the
girlfriend thing

is, like, rather than go,
like, to the beach with Maddi,

go to the beach with me.

- Liam is literally depleting
me at this point.

It's been hard for me.
I'm stressing out.

- I agree.
- I've been lost.

And I've been feeling

like I'm not fulfilling
my purpose in life.

- All right, chill out.
Chill out.

- I am not a caged bird.

I am a free bird, and you
cannot pluck my feathers.

Now I'm having stomach problems
'cause I'm ----ing stressed.

- Okay.
All right.

- I'm now just realizing that
I'm so much better on my own.

I must fly.

* *

- [purrs]

[upbeat music]

* *

[electronic music playing]

- You like?

* *

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Yeah, beautiful
girl named Salley.

She's a sweet girl.
You know what I did?

I cooked for her.

Remember Nanny used to make
us, like, the chicken parmesan.

- It seemed like
the perfect date.

She's a really sweet girl.

Not only is she really pretty,

but she's got her sh--
together.

[upbeat music]

* *

[knock at door]

- Teej.

- Housekeeping.
- [gasps]

- Hi.
- Hello.

Welcome to my humble abode.

This for me?
- Yeah.

- [gasps] We getting trashy
with the twist off, huh?

[laughs] Let's do it.
Okay, so--

- Oh, my God.
What the (BLEEP) happened?

- I'm seeing Troy now fully.
- Whoo!

- Like, who am I?

But that thing cannot
support this weight, okay?

- [laughs]

- Let's go to my living room.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Thanks for coming over
and bringing me snacks.

[cell phone chimes]

- What?
- Sales from last night.

- Did you make bank?

- Uh, yeah I made $700
yesterday from sales.

[cash register bell dings]

- Let's go.
- Yeah.

- See, I wasn't making
that kind of money.

Maybe I wouldn't have
yelled at Leva

if I was making
that kind of money.

But what am I missing?

- Oh.
Salley--

I keep catching
that bitch in lies.

- Really? What?
- Yeah.

So Joe and Salley had
a date the other night.

Joe cooked her dinner
at his apartment.

And she told Joe
she worked all day.

But she actually
got off at 2:00,

went home
with my roommate, Gaston.

Actually, her and
Gaston made out.

- [gasps]
- But they didn't have sex.

But they haven't had sex--
- But they made out.

Uh-uh, I'm not making out
with people

I don't want to have sex with.
[laughs]

- They can make out and
do whatever they want.

It's the fact that she's lying
to Joe, saying that nothing

is going on with Gaston.
- Mm-hmm.

- And then Gaston helped her
pick out her outfit

for her and Joe's date.

She was like, you want
to help me pick out?

- That's sick. If I were her,
I would just own it.

You know what I mean?
- Yeah, just own it.

- Like, just own
being like a player.

- The next day, she
invited Gaston to lunch.

And she told Gaston that
she didn't want to date Joe.

- Damn.

She's his karma for playing me.

Last year, after he
confessed his love to Maddi,

then made out with me,
and then told me

that the kiss
didn't mean anything,

and why would
I ever think that?

Literally, after the boat,
you made out with her?

No, (BLEEP) you.

You're sitting there telling
me how you feel!

- So ha!

I mean, I get that you
don't like her

because she's
playing Joe, but, like...

- He's my best friend.
- Yeah.

- I ----ing love the guy.
- I know.

[dramatic music]

- Trust me, like, you're
not gonna play my best friend

and my roommate.
- Yeah. That's crazy.

- Like, welcome to Charleston.

This is a small-ass town,
bitch.

- Coming up...

- What did you think
of the date with Joe?

Was it a good date?
- I thought it was great.

- Get home,
and I hear that you

[upbeat music]

* *

- Yeah.

* *

* *

- Could you zip me up?

- Yeah.

There we go.

You excited?
- Very excited.

I got an email.
It's from Leah.

Leva is CC'd, and so is Chris.

Maddi will be absent from
work tomorrow due to a DJ gig

up the street.

We need someone to step
in and lead the lineup

from the VIP perspective.

This would be a good way
to trial out taking lead.

I'm so excited.

My forehead doesn't
look greasy?

- Your forehead does
not look greasy.

- Okay.
Fabulous.

- Not on a big day.

* *

- Afternoon.

How is it?
- It's good.

- How are you, love?
[laughter]

What?

- Why do you look like a pimp?
[laughter]

- You know, don't
worry about it.

It's just a G thing, you know?
- I'm worried about you.

- I know. I got a little
diamond in my tooth last night.

What do you think?
- Yeah.

Leva's gonna fire your ass.
- Don't worry.

I'll take it off before work.

How do you settle for this?

- I'm just putting my
set together right now.

- Yeah?
- I got new music.

I'm gonna see how
the crowd likes it.

- Okay, okay.
- This is Mohawk.

[dance music plays]

* *

I'm so excited because
I feel like I have

a million questions to ask
James Kennedy,

so hopefully I get a chance
to, like, talk to him.

- Have a little banter.
- Have a little banter.

You know I'm really
bad at accents.

Like, I just tried to do that.
That was really bad.

- Don't worry.

- Let me hear
a little American accent.

- [American accent] You look
really good tonight, Maddi.

- Oh, gross.

- I want to take you to
the dance tonight, Maddi.

[laughter]

- Okay, keep the accent.

- [normal voice]
Yeah. No, don't worry.

- Way better.
Way more charming.

- I wish I could be there.
- I know.

- I know, I'm so sad.
- I know.

- I have to go
work the salt mine.

Like, I wish I was there,
just raving you on, girl.

- I know. You're
in the trenches tonight, bro.

- I know. Well, look,
I got to go get ready and...

But go on.
You're gonna kill it tonight.

- All right.
- Get after it, baby.

- Thank you.
- Love it.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Mwah.
- Mwah.

- Outstanding.

* *

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Hi.

- How are we doing?
- Good.

You all look great.
- Thank you.

- You're the boss tonight, huh?

- I am filling in, you know,
as VIP manager.

Training.
- I think it's well deserved.

- Aw.
- I mean--

- Well deserved?
- I'm filling in for Maddi.

- Oh. Okay.

Step up to the plate, then.

- I feel like I'm finally
getting the opportunity

to prove myself.

I'm a little nervous,
but, like, I'm ready.

- Thank you, Manager Emmy.
- Let's grab some mixers.

- Mwah, mwah.
- Let's mix this sh--.

- Mix it up.
- All gas, no brakes.

- Disgusting.

I can't believe Maddi
left this dirty.

* *

Let's all head to
the back for lineup.

- Yeah, we're ready.

- All righty, guys.
How we doing?

- Yes, queen.

- I just want to say
thank you to Miss Aria

for coming in tonight and
filling in for me

since I had to fill in
for Maddi.

- Hell, yeah, team,
crushing it.

Salley's first lineup here.

- Thanks for that.
Thanks for that.

- It's hard to see
Salley right now

come in to work all into Joe,

because I know what she's done.

She told Joe
she worked all day.

But, actually, her
and Gaston made out.

- [gasps]

- And then Gaston helped her
pick out her outfit

for her and Joe's date.

I'm afraid that Joe is
gonna get heartbroken,

and I don't want
him to get played.

- What minimums do
y'all want to start at?

- I'm thinking $150
because it's a Thursday.

Once we can tell the momentum,
maybe we can then start

upping what we do per table.

- We've been
crushing Thursdays.

Let's not let Maddi and
James steal the show.

- Steal the thunder, yeah.

- All right, guys.
Lots of energy.

- Let's go!
[cheers and applause]

You know.

Let's have the
best Thursday yet.

- Let's go.
VIP experience.

[bicycle bell rings]

* *

- Hey, how are you guys?
- Hi.

- Mega Golden, baby!
- Hey!

- Hey!

* *

- Hey.
- Hey, what's up? How are you?

- I'm Maddi.
- James. Nice to meet you.

- I'm so excited
to see you play.

- Hi, I'm Peter.
- Peter. Maddi.

Nice to meet you guys.

What are you doing?
- Signing some shirts.

You want to sign one?
- Yeah.

- Since you DJ, I mean,
I thought--

- Hey, that's so fun.

- I remember when I would,
like, go into, like,

some spots and I would,
like, sign a wall,

and see all these
DJ's names on it.

Have you ever done that,
and be like, oh, sh--?

- Oh, my gosh.
- I'm so excited to play.

Oh, my God.

- James is super cool.

I feel like...

I feel like I was,
like, not expecting this,

but he is very, like...

[trilling tongue rapidly]
When he speaks.

And I was like, oh, my God.

That's gonna be nuts.

[both grunting]
- [stomping foot]

Everybody pump, pump, pump.

- He's so dope, and making
this connection with him

could be huge for my DJ career.

- How long have you been DJing?
What's your story?

- Yeah, I have--

So I feel like I want to, like,
fully dive into the DJ thing,

but it's hard because I, like--

I'm running a nightclub.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

And I just, like, question,
like, can I have both?

Like, can I have the DJ
life and work in the club?

- You've got to find, like, the
happy medium

between the both, you know.

If they're both
meant to work out,

then that's what will happen.

But you got to definitely,
like, put 100% in

and be fully dedicated to it,
you know?

For me, too.
- Yeah.

- It's crazy.
- Yeah.

Well, you're
----ing crushing it.

- Thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah. You're okay.

DJing is everything to me.

But I live a lifestyle
that I would like

to be able to afford
to keep living,

and I have to keep working at
Republic in order to do that.

My Uber Eats bills,
my nails, my Botox--

like, I'm an expensive bitch.

This costs money.

Thank you so much for
sitting with me and, like,

all the advice and stuff.
- Appreciate it.

I wish you the best of luck
on everything, for real.

- Oh, thank you.
You too.

- Pop, pop, and pop-pop.

All right, rápido,guys!

[upbeat music]

* *

- Hello.
It's the bartender.

Are you coming in?

- Maybe?

I'm well behaved.

- Ladies, after Brad.
- Thank you, Emmy.

- You're welcome.

Where do you want
me to put them?

Or what's available
for me to put them?

- Let's put them at table four.

- I'm gonna go grab
some more Red Bull.

I feel like I have been
doing this job for weeks now.

I think Leva
recognizes how much

I want this position, how hard
I've been working for this.

I need to be 10 out of 10.

- I'm gonna head out.

You got this.
- I've got this.

- All right.
- I'll make you proud, Leva.

- I know you will.

- Coming up...

- You made out with him
right before our date?

That's like a ----ing
serial killer move.

You made out with him
before our date?

- No, no. Call him.
- That is just weird.

- * Yeah, you know, life is
what you make it *

* I make mine *

* Everyday get to the box,
see, I don't waste time *

* Big house up on the hills,
I'm about that life *

- Pardon me.
Pardon me, folks.

- * I'm about that life *

* You know, life is
what you make it *

- Can we run away right now?
- Yeah.

- Bruh.
- Bruh.

- Nope.

- Hey, leave enough
room for Jesus, okay?

No canoodling at work.
I don't want to see it.

- I'm training her
on sales, all right?

- You're training--Yeah.
You teaching her a lot, huh?

- Hi.

- What's up?
- Come on in.

Let me know if
y'all need anything.

Let me know if you
want to pop a bottle.

[upbeat music]

* *

[people cheering]

- Hey!
- How are you?

- I'm excited.
I'm, like--

Literally, there
was a line down the block

at 8:00.

I'm excited.
- Hi.

- Hello, baby.

- Lucía didn't tell me.

I didn't know you were coming.
- Of course I'm coming.

- Oh, my God.

- All right, I'm
gonna get a drink.

I'll see you guys.
- Yeah, fire it up.

- All right, Maddi,
you're ready?

- Yay!
both: Let's go!

[people cheering]

What's up, guys?
I'm Maddi.

I live here in Charleston.

I'm so excited for tonight.

I'm so excited
for James Kennedy.

Let's make some ----ing noise!
[cheering]

Let's have a good time.

[dance music playing]

* *

I've been sober for nine
years, and DJing is my drug.

It's my high, where
I get my energy.

I love music.

I feel like surfers
call it "the green mile."

[buzzer sounds]

It's like when you're in
the perfect moment of bliss.

And when you're vibing with
the crowd and you're vibing,

it's like...

[smooches] Chef's kiss.

* *

- [screams]

* *

- Ah!
[laughs]

[people cheering]

- Who's ready to
see James Kennedy?

[all cheering]

[people screaming]

- Ah! I love it!

It's your moment.

Have your moment.

- All right. Now who's ready
to ----ing pump?

[all cheering]

* *

- All right, guys.

James Kennedy might be in town,
but we're better.

Look at us,
shining and sparkling.

- Fire it up.
- Let's go.

- * It's time to get in line *

* Gonna throw down, baby *

* It's about to get crazy *

* Gonna throw down, baby *

* It's about to be amazing *

- Thank you.

- You're very
welcome, my brother.

[electronic music]

- I'll be right back.

I'm going to take a break
for a second.

- Hi, guys.
- Hi, I'm Britney.

Nice to meet you.
- This is the bride right here.

- Hello.

- What's up, brother?
- Hi, TJ.

- How are you?
- I'm okay. How are you?

- I'm taking a little breather.
- Are you?

- Yeah, can I talk
to you over here?

How are you?
- I'm okay.

- What did you think
of the date with Joe?

Was it a good date?

- I thought it was great.
- Okay. Yeah, I know.

I know he was like--
- I mean--

- I don't know.

I just, like, get
home, and I hear

that, like, you're
hanging out with Gaston

leading up to the date.

You also made out
with him before the date.

- What?

- And he helped you
pick out your outfit.

[dramatic music]

And then the next day Gaston
picked you up at 8:00 a.m.,

and then you guys did hook up
that morning.

* *

- Not true at all.

- So it's like, I just like--

You're gaslighting Joe
at night, and then you're--

- Oh, my God.
I'm not gaslighting him.

* *

- I just don't like seeing
someone that I care about

getting hurt--
- I don't want to hurt Joe.

- And he doesn't even know
that he's getting played.

Like, I haven't even...
- He's not getting played.

- Spoken to him about it.

I don't believe that.

I just don't want to see
my best friend and someone

that I love and
care about get hurt.

- I don't want to hurt anyone.

* *

- Hi.

All right, I got to
get back in there.

- What's going on here?
Is everything all right?

- Yeah.
- All right.

- Everything's fine.
- Everything's good.

- What's wrong?

What's going on?
- Everything's fine.

Don't.

You can't kiss me at work.

Yeah.

No, I don't.

* *

[dramatic music]

* *

* *

- Hey, babes.

- I'm gonna call Gaston.

You went to lunch with him.

You made out with him
right before our date.

That's like a ----ing
serial killer move.

You made out with him
before our date?

- No. No. Call him.
- That's just weird.

That's like, ugh,
it makes me sick.

- Joe, I was
with five other people.

Joe.

Joe.

- All right, well, I'm not
gonna do it at work,

but I'm going to
call him later.

- Perfect.
Please.

- Let's just get back to work.

* *

I feel like an idiot.

And I just feel
like all my friends

tell me that, like, I put my
trust into people too soon.

I thought Salley
was gonna be, like,

my way of showing all my
friends, proving them wrong.

And then you hear the truth,
and it all comes crashing down.

All right.

* *

- Joe, do you need me
to be at the front door?

- No, they're good.
They should be fine.

- You sure? Okay.
- Yeah.

* *

[line trilling]

- Your call has been forwarded

to an automatic
voice-messag--

- Yes, for your birthday.
What's up, baby?

Good to see you.
We got a birthday girl.

* *

- This is the sh---iest
feeling I could imagine.

* *

- Next time
on "Southern Hospitality"...

- What exactly
happened that night?

- He was pursuing you.
- I have videos of it.

He loved it.

- I cannot continue to
argue with Liam.

I have a ----ing pimple
in my third eye.

- Y'all are ----ing trash.
- Trash?

- Y'all are ----ing trash.
- Trash? For what?

- You haven't been my friend
for the past ----ing year.

- Yeah, because you
started lies about me.

I'm not--no, no, no.
- Wrong! I can't.

All of you can
(BLEEP) yourself.

I'm serious.
You want to play checkers?

Let's play chess.