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(SINGING)
Gingy, who did you harm?
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Gingy, who ate your arm?
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GINGERBREAD MAN:
It was...
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Santa!
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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-No!
-This is pretty dark.
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We will rescue you, Gingy!
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Wait till they get
to the North Pole
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to avenge his death
and take it way too far.
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Santa's been a bad boy,
and that's not right
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The white-bearded devil's
gonna die tonight!
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But I'm proud of them.
They worked really hard on it.
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(SCREAMING)
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Do you want to visit
the prop closet?
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(FOSTER SOBS LOUDLY)
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Okay, just two more hours,
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and then it's ten days
down a wine bottle.
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-(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
-(GIGGLES)
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Oh, my gosh.
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All this sneaking around,
I feel like gay guys in the '50s.
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I can't believe
you're going to London tonight.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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-Come with me.
-What?
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Spend Christmas
with my family in London.
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That's, like, skipping seven
relationship steps.
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-What do you mean?
-Do you really want your whole family
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to meet the weird American girl
that you're making out with
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in a prop closet
who's also your boss?
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Yeah.
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Everything's been going really,
really well.
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What if I use the wrong fork?
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You won't use the wrong fork,
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'cause I'll make sure
that you-you don't.
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No, it'll be very casual.
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And I don't care
what they think,
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'cause I like you, and I want
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to spend Christmas
with you in London.
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I've never been to Europe. I...
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We'll stroll through Hyde Park,
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empty townhouses owned by
Russian billionaires.
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We're gonna go to Big Ben.
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I'll take you on-on the wheel,
the Eye.
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We'll eat cheese on the wheel
and-and make out.
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Uh, we're gonna ride
black taxicabs, even to places
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where we don't need to go
and we're not invited.
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-Yes! Yes! Yes!
-Yes!
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Okay, Alan.
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You did your best.
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Why did I agree to ride
to the airport with everyone?
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I'm an aspiring millionaire.
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I should be taking a Town Car,
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not packed six-deep
like a Hasidic family
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going to the bulk foods store.
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Relax, Schmidt.
We're all riding together
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so that we can hang out
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before we all go
to our magical destinations.
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Magical? I'm going back home
to Long Island,
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the birthplace
of the female crew cut.
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Yeah, and I'm going all the way
to New York because my mom
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wants to hand-deliver a
Christmas card to Matt Lauer.
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But you, Jess,
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you're going...
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BOTH:
To London!
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(COCKNEY ACCENT)
'Ello, guvnor.
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You got to stop it
with that accent.
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-Fancy a tickle?
-Borderline racist.
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Check it out. I'm coming in hot
with gifts for the family.
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-I'm ready for anything.
-Is that a wallet necklace?
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Yeah, so I don't
get pickpocketed.
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Smart. Keep that money away
from them Gypsies.
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Are you nervous about
meeting his family?
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No, no. Yes.
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All right, here's the plan.
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We're at O'Hare at 8:00,
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O'Leary's at 9:00,
we're drunk by 6:00.
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See what I did there?
We're dinking on the plane.
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(LAUGHS) Man, I love Christmas Eve Eve
at O'Leary's.
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I always get laid. See, here,
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I'm a six, sixish.
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Uh, but I'm a Chicago ten.
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Yeah. I'm a six, man?
Maybe a little higher.
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-Seven.
-But I'm... I'm a seven, thank you.
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Plus Nick is dating Kai now,
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which means I'm getting
the butt.
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I'm getting all the butt.
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I made you guys some snack bags.
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-Oh, thank you.
-Oh.
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You're like my mom,
but in ways I can appreciate.
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Hey, Coach,
what's taking you so long?
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There he is.
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COACH: I know what
you're all thinking.
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You think I'm selfish
for going on vacation
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instead of going to Detroit
to see my family.
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Not thinking that,
very defensive.
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-I live with a million people.
-Four people.
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There are going to be a million
people at my mother's house.
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I need some me time.
And yes, I will be sad to miss
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my baby niece
and all of her Christmas joy,
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but I've made a decision
that I'm happy with,
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and it hasn't been giving me
stomach pains.
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-You seem really great.
-Yeah.
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-I feel good.
-Can we please go?
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-Yeah!
-Let's go to the airport!
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BOTH:
Christmas!
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(WHOOPING)
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-I'm getting in.
-No, no, no, no.
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-Too late.
-Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Loving the new Ford Fusion!
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-You don't stink at all, man.
-Nice.
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-Are you wet?
-Just my bottom.
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Check out how roomy this is.
You could open a hat store in here.
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-Why would I do that?
-That tree's cool.
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-What's it doing?
-It coaches you to drive more efficiently.
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Oh, look at that.
Your name is Coach. That's fun.
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I don't know why
that's fun to me, but it is.
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Pretty funny, I...
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Hey, Outside Dave,
will you take a holiday picture?
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Well, I'd prefer to paint you,
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but it appears time
is pressed against us.
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-(GROANS)
-(SCHMIDT CRIES OUT)
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All right.
Let me get a good filter.
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Okay, now pretend
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you're really thirsty,
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but the only thing
that can quench your thirst
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is the tears
from a golden retriever. Go.
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Oh, that's good.
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And... Got it.
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MAN: (OVER P.A.) Welcome to
Los Angeles International Airport.
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(ANNOUNCEMENT CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY)
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I don't know where Santa goes
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11 months of the year
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-I just know I love you so
-(LOUD CLAMORING)
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And Christmastime is here
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-It's cold outside...
-Excuse me, what's going on?
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Midwest storm!
Everything's delayed!
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God have mercy on us all.
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Ow! Ow!
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Move, white bitch!
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(LINE BEEPS)
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Ryan, hi. (SIGHS)
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My flight's delayed.
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Please tell your parents
this is not like me.
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I am never late.
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On time or naked
is what I always say.
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I've never said that. (CHUCKLES)
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I'll be fully clothed, but late.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Okay, I got this.
Coach, your flight's okay.
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Thanks, Jess.
I'm going to go find
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a charging station so I can, uh,
call my niece before Hawaii.
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Everyone stop looking at me!
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Cece and Schmidt,
you're on the red-eye.
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The red-eye? What do
I look like, a 24-year-old
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who's too afraid to break up
with his college girlfriend?
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I mean, thank you for this.
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Nick and Winston,
I got you guys.
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Next.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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First and foremost, I'd like to
wish you a very merry Christmas.
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Next.
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Uh, right. (CHUCKLES)
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Um, my friends are trying
to get on the Chicago flight.
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Uh, Winston Bishop
and Nick Miller.
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Yeah, standby,
tenth and 11th on the list.
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I really appreciate that,
but...
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is there any way
you could get...
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Nope.
And now they're 12th and 13th.
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I'm sorry. I was...
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Don't apologize. 14, 15.
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I didn't apologize. I was...
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-16, 17.
-Sir.
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You seem like
a reasonable person.
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I'm not and you're at 18 and 19.
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-Okay... You know what?
-(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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You want mean,
I'll give you mean.
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I hope your mom falls
down the stairs
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and she hurts parts of herself.
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I hate my mom.
Back to 16 and 17.
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-Thank you.
-Don't thank me. 18, 19.
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It's Christmas.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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I thought they just did a black
version of Annie for no reason.
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20, 21.
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-You...
-22, 23.
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-But...
-24, 25.
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-Sir.
-They're on the wing, dear.
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Next.
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No. Next.
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-(LOUD CLAMORING)
-WOMAN: Stop pushing.
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MAN: (OVER P.A.) Flight 202
to Dallas-Fort Worth cancelled.
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(GROANS)
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Hey, let's wait
in the first-class lounge,
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like the other
HBO GO subscribers.
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-You're a member?
-Cece, I grew up on the mean streets
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of Long Island, just gazing up
at the Manhattan city skyline,
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thinking, "You know what,
one day, I'm gonna get there."
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That first-class lounge
is my Manhattan.
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"Greatest discovery of all time
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"is that a person can change
his future
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"by merely changing
his attitude."
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Oprah Winfrey.
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Sir, may I help you?
Are you a member?
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I just had
an incredible layover.
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Flew in from Istanbul. I just
need to lay down for a while.
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-I'm a little... Okay?
-Certainly. Uh, do you have
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a first-class ticket
or a membership card?
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Do I have a...
A membership card?
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Let me ask you something.
I tend to, uh...
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Tend to deal with, uh,
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-Sarah Beth.
-I'm not aware of a Sarah Beth, sir.
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The last time
I talked to her,
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she was suffering
from the diabetes.
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Is she still on the inhaler?
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-Uh...
-Did she pass?
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She passed, didn't she?
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-I'm afraid I...
-I'm gonna need a minute.
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I'm just gonna go inside,
sit down, just kind of take...
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-Are you a member, sir?
-Am I a mem...
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Can we just get
two guest passes, please?
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-Of course.
-Thank you.
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-That's a real thing, guest passes?
-Yes, sir.
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Okay. It's a debit card.
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Is Ro-Ro done yet? Damn.
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Okay, uh, have her call me,
but m-my phone's about to d...
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(LINE BEEPS)
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My ph... Hello?
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Damn it.
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Really?
Phone and a laptop?
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You're playing solitaire?
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Is that a keyboard?
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Dude, come on!
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Why we should've
taken trains.
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The sky's too fickle.
It's the play place for butterflies.
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JESS:
"Can't wait to see you.
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"House at the end of the lane"?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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-Oh, no, no, no, no.
-What?
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This is where Ryan lives.
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-Whoa!
-What?
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-It's a gorgeous mansion.
-He said it was casual.
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Does "casual" mean something
very different in England?
246
00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,933
Like... Like "we own England"?
247
00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,226
That's some McDuck money!
248
00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:39,853
-That's "do whatever I want" money.
-Exactly.
249
00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,939
You better learn how to ride a polo horse.
250
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,941
It's actually a polio horse.
251
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,734
Uh, originally they were bred
as helper horses
252
00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,111
for people with polio,
but I don't think anything
253
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,072
of what I just said
was correct, so...
254
00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,699
What is...
Are you all right?
255
00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:53,992
Hey. My flight's delayed.
256
00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:55,285
Might not even meet
his very rich family.
257
00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,955
Anyway, you guys should go
to your-your gate.
258
00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,583
Get out of here,
you Christmas... Packages.
259
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,002
-All right. Merry Christmas.
-Okay. All right, let's... Yeah.
260
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,587
-Okay. Yeah.
-All of that good stuff.
261
00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,506
-See you later.
-Safe travels.
262
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,799
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
263
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,259
(SIGHS)
264
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,387
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
265
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,682
Is that a falcon
wearing a necklace?
266
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:23,313
Can I help you?
267
00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,398
Sir...
268
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,358
I'd like the strongest
drink you have,
269
00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,777
and also a wine spritzer
on the side
270
00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:30,988
in case I don't like it.
271
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,406
(MOUTHS)
Thank you.
272
00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,242
MAN: Looks like
somebody's not so merry.
273
00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,829
Come on.
274
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,122
Are you...
275
00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,124
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
276
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,001
Okay, um... That's silly.
277
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,752
I really want this to be true.
278
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,379
What seems to be troubling you?
279
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,590
I just found out that my
boyfriend is... Is really rich,
280
00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,009
and there's no way his parents
are gonna like me,
281
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,510
and he's...
Well, have you ever
282
00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,387
thought that the world
is just full of sloths,
283
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,431
and then one day
this beautiful lion walks in?
284
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,558
Actually, you've probably never
thought that way, Santa.
285
00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,852
Can I just go ahead
and call you Santa?
286
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,521
Anyway, should I just
bail on this trip?
287
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,190
Hmm, sounds complicated.
288
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,816
-Yeah.
-Why don't you
289
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,318
come with me
to the family bathroom,
290
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,945
sit on my lap,
and I'll give you
291
00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,239
the sleigh ride
you'll never forget?
292
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,657
What? Santa!
293
00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:16,992
North Pole.
294
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,410
Player for life.
295
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,578
Get out of here!
296
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,748
Pervert Santa!
No cookies for you here,
297
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:23,957
you white-bearded freak!
298
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,001
Well, well, well.
299
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,836
If it isn't ol' Bangs LaRue.
300
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,672
Don't test me, sweetie.
I'll put your head in a trash can.
301
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:31,882
Wow.
302
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,175
(CHUCKLES)
303
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:36,053
You and I are gonna drink.
304
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,097
Wow, this place
is just so amazing.
305
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,224
You got to feel this pillow.
306
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,850
Look at this thing.
This is the pillow
307
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:44,561
that all the other pillows
want to have sex with.
308
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,689
Nice. Look at that guy.
309
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:50,192
Bet he's the kind of guy who
takes one bite of lobster
310
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,277
and just throws the rest
of it in the trash.
311
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,071
I'd love to do that, just once.
312
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,781
Stupid trash lobster.
313
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,868
He's coming over.
Hello, sir.
314
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,203
First time in the lounge?
315
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,663
(CHUCKLES)
Uh...
316
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,122
What's that, now?
317
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,208
Come on.
Why would you say that?
318
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,835
Because of all
the pillow squeezing.
319
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,587
I get it.
I get it. I was like you once.
320
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,172
Where are you from?
321
00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,382
I'm from New York.
322
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,591
Uh, Manhattan, of course.
323
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,135
Mainly the money
and museum district.
324
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,220
I can see the
Central Park horses
325
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,013
defecating from my window.
326
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,140
(CHUCKLES)
That's funny. So can I.
327
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,726
-Robert Goodwin.
-All right.
328
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:25,894
-Schmidt.
-Mind if I sit?
329
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:28,230
Please, go ahead.
330
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,398
WOMAN: (OVER P.A.)
Due to increased security,
331
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,275
please have your
picture I.D. ready.
332
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,734
All right,
here's what we got to do.
333
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:35,279
We got to convince
a bunch of people not to fly,
334
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,281
and then we're at
the top of the list.
335
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,949
It's foolproof...
Unless it doesn't work.
336
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,493
Then it didn't work,
so I think we got
337
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:44,621
a 50-50 chance to do it,
so let's do it.
338
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,623
(BOTH LAUGH)
339
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,166
Wait.
340
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,334
Ah, yeah, yeah.
341
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,170
-Yeah, let's go.
-Yeah.
342
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,213
What's up, boys?
Those are the guys
343
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,090
I was just drinking
with at the bar.
344
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:56,967
Are you sure you guys
345
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,177
can fly a plane?
346
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,636
I'm sure it's
not a big deal.
347
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,055
I bet the weed will
offset the booze.
348
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,974
Ah, hey there, precious.
349
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,267
Yeah, you're quiet now,
350
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,768
but when that
air pressure hits you,
351
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:07,895
you're gonna be screaming
352
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,271
like a cat
in the dishwasher.
353
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,731
And I won't stop you.
354
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,316
This could be it, so...
355
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,526
If we all die on this
plane, was it worth it?
356
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,153
I say yeah, let's
get to Chicago.
357
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,156
Who cares?
It's snowing there.
358
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,532
(YELLS IN PAIN)
You gonna bite me?
359
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,951
When we get on the plane,
I'm gonna bite you back.
360
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:27,080
Breast-feeding is a...
Very sensitive subject for me.
361
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,540
I can help
who's next. Sir?
362
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,542
-Uh, sir, he doesn't work here.
-Oh, yes, I do.
363
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,710
Uh, no, you...
364
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:32,920
Oh, I'm sorry.
Your flight's been canceled.
365
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,296
The flight has not
been canceled.
366
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,506
-Flight's been canceled.
-Security!
367
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,132
Security! Please get
this woman out of here!
368
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:39,176
-Please get this man...
-She's wearing a fake outfit.
369
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,802
You know what? I don't know...
370
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:41,970
Debbie, don't start with me.
You're in a mood.
371
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:43,096
Oh...
372
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,890
And then he sent me this text.
373
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,518
Oh, my God.
Where's Anna and Mr. Bates?
374
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,228
-Do you watch Downton?
-Yeah.
375
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:50,562
I know it's a soap opera,
but I like it.
376
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,356
JESS:
It's not even about the money.
377
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,149
-That's big.
-It's like every new piece
378
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,359
of information I get about him
379
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,944
just makes him more
and more out of my league.
380
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,320
-Mm.
-He'll be nice about it,
381
00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,738
but the moment I get there,
382
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,157
everybody will know
I don't belong there.
383
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,742
-Am I being dumb?
-No.
384
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,410
Did I ever tell you
about that time
385
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,371
I met my ex-boyfriend's
family over the holidays?
386
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,830
I've known you for 20 minutes.
387
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:11,166
Well, it was worse than
the last season of Scrubs.
388
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,751
A teaching hospital? Come on!
389
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,171
People think Christmas is
gonna be like Love Actually
390
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,590
and "God Only Knows"
is gonna play
391
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:22,344
over their happy
ending, but it won't.
392
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,305
Do what I do.
Hide out with a pizza
393
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,432
and save the big issues
for the New Year.
394
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,394
-Oh, God.
-Don't judge me for eating pizza!
395
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,562
No. My presents are gone.
396
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,856
-What?
-Santa stole my presents.
397
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:35,858
He was a reverse Santa.
398
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,150
"Reverse Santa"?
399
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,610
What am I gonna do now?
400
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,445
You can't go now.
401
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,198
You're right.
402
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:45,200
I can't.
403
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,374
God, I'm drunk at work.
404
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,168
-Sis?
-Hello.
405
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,752
Hey. Let me talk to Ro-Ro.
406
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,963
Mm-mm. I'm not trying
to make you feel better
407
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,381
about lying naked on the beach
408
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,675
sipping some nonsense
instead of seeing your family.
409
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,260
Are you using the cuteness
of your daughter
410
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,428
to blackmail me
to come to Christmas?
411
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,972
Am I?
Yeah, I am, actually.
412
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,223
Ro-Ro, it's your Uncle Ernie!
413
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:09,892
If you can hear me,
get your mom's hair wet,
414
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,602
then get on the phone
while she's freaking out!
415
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,771
You want to speak to your niece,
you know where she is.
416
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,274
-(GROANS)
-(DIAL TONE HUMMING)
417
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,443
Diversification.
That's what it's all about.
418
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,070
You know, I keep telling Nick that,
but he won't listen to me.
419
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,364
-Hey, man to man.
-Anything. What?
420
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:27,826
I'd love to take a run
at your girl.
421
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,244
(CHUCKLES)
Excuse me?
422
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,705
Now, don't tell me
you're exclusive.
423
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,248
Successful men like us,
424
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:36,210
we don't order
just one item off the menu.
425
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,878
I'll tell you what.
426
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:41,423
You do this for me,
427
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,884
and I'll do this for you.
428
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,093
Gold Select.
429
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:49,056
Gets you into any airport club
in the world...
430
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,891
Minus New Zealand.
431
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,310
What's going on guys?
Closing some deals?
432
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,728
Well, actually...
433
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,022
No... We are not.
434
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,359
You know what they call you
where I'm from?
435
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,860
A dirty old bitch.
436
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,278
Dirty old "biatch."
437
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,696
"Biatch," just in general.
438
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,490
'Cause I ain't
from Manhattan, sir.
439
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,951
I'm from Long Island.
440
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,620
5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
441
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,289
You better calm down, or you're
gonna be kicked out of the...
442
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,749
Good, I don't want to
be in this lounge.
443
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,292
I don't want to be in any club
that you're a part of.
444
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:18,460
Okay, am I missing something?
445
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:21,129
I don't want to be
in any lounge or club
446
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:22,464
that you're a part of, sir!
447
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,424
You dirty old bitch,
for good measure!
448
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:28,512
'Cause I'm from Long Island,
I'll take the railroad... LIRR!
449
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,056
-You're embarrassing yourself.
-SCHMIDT: New York, Long Island.
450
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,850
Billy Joel.
451
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,184
Cece, let's roll.
452
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,435
Okay.
453
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,565
Nassau County!
454
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,692
Billy Joel, one more time.
455
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,360
"Piano Man."
456
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,987
"Goodnight Saigon."
457
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,363
That's a sad one.
458
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,448
Cry about that,
you dirty old bitch.
459
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,702
So they go to this bar in
Chicago to get Winston laid...
460
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,329
-And one of these guys is your ex?
-Yeah, Nick.
461
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,331
Mm, the nicest thing
I ever did for an ex
462
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,499
is give him a ride
to the airport.
463
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,168
And for me, that's
just going to work,
464
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,377
and I still
barely did it.
465
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,753
(LAUGHS)
466
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:04,506
Okay, please don't take this
as a Christmas miracle.
467
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,508
But what can
I do to help?
468
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:09,344
Do you want to fly first-class
somewhere, like Pittsburgh,
469
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,305
and then tell everyone
you're a Latin pop star?
470
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:14,975
I did that once, and it's
kind of the perfect Christmas.
471
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,768
You can pass as Latin.
472
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,397
Actually, you know
what I'd love?
473
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,191
Hope first class is okay.
474
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,484
And don't freak out, but I think
Paul Dano's on your flight.
475
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:25,986
And don't thank me, thank her.
476
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,613
But thank me also,
because I'm the one that did it.
477
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,948
Wow, this is really amazing.
Thank you, guys.
478
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,617
Don't thank us, go.
479
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,702
Call me if you want
to hang out this week.
480
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,579
I was thinking about
going to the mountains
481
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,247
and crying at some point,
but that's flexible.
482
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,582
All right,
I got to bounce
483
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,209
before these people I bumped
come after me.
484
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,960
Don't worry,
they deserve it.
485
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,378
I'm being bumped?
486
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,881
You're an idiot.
I'm Gold Select!
487
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:48,300
Check it out.
488
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,185
Come on, just tell
me what he said.
489
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,561
Without going into specifics,
490
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,021
he disrespected something
more important to me
491
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,147
than any stupid lounge.
492
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:03,565
Daniel Craig's tailoring?
493
00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:05,484
No.
494
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,027
Something priceless.
495
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,488
-Hey.
-What?
496
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,656
I stole you something.
497
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,157
Bam!
498
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:15,077
You sneaky Indian mouse.
499
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,495
(GIGGLES)
500
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,621
I'm in my own lounge now.
501
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,331
(LAUGHS)
502
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,001
Look, I know this is
kind of dumb to say,
503
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,629
but I really like
being your friend.
504
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,554
My friend.
505
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,808
I like being your friend, too.
506
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,185
Yeah.
507
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,604
Merry Christmas, Schmidt.
508
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:45,107
Merry Christmas, Cecilia.
509
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,610
(SIGHS)
510
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,487
Is it crazy that I'm
considering going to Detroit
511
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:51,822
instead of Hawaii?
512
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:52,906
-Yes.
-Mm-hmm.
513
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,116
Yeah, I thought that.
514
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,659
Ooh, this is
a fancy seat.
515
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,327
Reminds me of the seat
my grandmother used
516
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:58,579
to ride up and down
the stairs in.
517
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,455
-Hey, Jess.
-Damn thing was comfortable.
518
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,499
Thank you.
First class is amazing.
519
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,210
(SNIFFS)
Smells like rich people. (CHUCKLES)
520
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:06,628
I'm so glad.
521
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,672
-These are nice.
-Hey, where are you? Did you board?
522
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,716
Um, yeah, I'm on the plane.
I'm sitting in my seat.
523
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,427
MAN: (OVER P.A.) Welcome to Los
Angeles International Airport.
524
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,637
Wait, w... Jess, what was that?
525
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,598
Uh, they're telling me
to turn off my phone.
526
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:18,891
Uh, we're taking off now.
527
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,517
Jess, hold on, hold on,
hold on, J...
528
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:23,061
How do you change this...
How do you change this thing?
529
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,272
To the hits?
I don't know, like top 40?
530
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,899
Jess, what's going on?
531
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,151
I'm not going.
532
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,527
Are you kidding me?
533
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,613
You saw the house.
It's too much pressure.
534
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,698
-Je...
-And Santa stole my gifts.
535
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:35,949
Wait, Santa did what?
536
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,160
What if I do something wrong and...
537
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,454
And I lose Ryan?
538
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,663
So, what are you gonna do?
539
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:42,873
You're gonna spend
Christmas alone?
540
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,499
-Sir? We're about to take off.
-Yeah.
541
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,043
-We need you to turn off your phone.
-I understand.
542
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,837
-I just need one minute.
-It's gonna be fine, don't worry.
543
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,589
-I mean, that's cra...
-Sir?
544
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,965
-Now, sir.
-I'm trying to figure something out.
545
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,134
-She's not getting on a plane...
-Hey, Nick!
546
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:55,469
This is first class!
547
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,262
Act like you've
been somewhere before!
548
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,597
Merry Christmas, Nick.
549
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,224
-Jess, hey!
-Sir.
550
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,859
NICK:
Jess.
551
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,986
You're not spending
Christmas alone.
552
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,613
Oh, no.
553
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,114
You're going to England.
554
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,407
What are you guys doing?
555
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:18,742
Okay, you think
you're gonna lose Ryan
556
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,410
'cause you're not good enough
for his stupid family?
557
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:21,620
Has he ever had
558
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,747
five people
get off planes for him?
559
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,791
I-I hadn't gotten
on mine yet.
560
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,584
T-To be fair, we were
in the food court,
561
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,336
-but it's beautiful. Keep going, Nick.
-Look, Jess,
562
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,672
we're not getting on our flights
unless you get on yours.
563
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,799
Airport chicken,
that's right.
564
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,551
You want to take down
everyone's Christmases?
565
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,427
WINSTON:
Don't be that person.
566
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:40,889
You got to go to England,
and you have to just try.
567
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,517
Go to England, Jess,
it's worth it.
568
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,729
But my flight's boarding,
and I don't have any gifts,
569
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,648
and there's no way
I'm gonna make it.
570
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:50,816
Oh, no, you are gonna
make it. Come on!
571
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,401
-Yeah.
-All right, let's go!
572
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,612
JESS:
This doesn't seem great.
573
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,322
Okay, you know what,
let's go, let's go.
574
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:58,532
Let's just... Let's just run.
575
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,367
Come on, let's go!
576
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,743
(SHOUTING)
577
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,120
Let's go!
578
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,749
So, I guess this is good-bye.
579
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,626
(YELLING FOR JESS TO LEAVE)
580
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,464
I don't care if there's no time.
581
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:15,632
I love you guys.
582
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,634
Ah, come on.
583
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:20,262
-Get out of here!
-Love doesn't matter!
584
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,598
Merry Christmas.
585
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,308
Bye.
586
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:29,479
God only knows
what I'd be without you
587
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,652
If you should ever leave me...
588
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,821
Give me a little space.
589
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:40,741
Though life would
still go on, believe me
590
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:43,452
The world would show
nothing to me...
591
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,828
Ugh!
592
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,663
Light a match.
593
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,624
Cece, watch this.
594
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,834
Oh, my God.
595
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,587
Got him.
596
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,797
Hi, Ro-Ro.
597
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,716
Uncle Ernie!
598
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,761
God only knows
what I'd be without you
599
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,639
God only knows what
I'd be without you
600
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,766
God only knows
601
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:09,811
God only knows
what I'd be without you
602
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,855
God only knows what
I'd be without you
603
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,815
God only knows
604
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:17,653
God only knows
what I'd be without you
605
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,780
God only knows what
I'd be without you
606
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,865
God only knows
607
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:23,700
Hey, I'm here. Are you here?
608
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,661
RYAN: I'm here.
609
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,913
I got your text, so I came back
to surprise you.
610
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:31,083
I'm outside your loft.
Where are you?
611
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:34,211
Oh, no. No!
612
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,046
I'm in London.
613
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:39,049
RYAN: Stay where you are.
I'll be there in 17 hours.
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