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Cece went on a date last night?
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Schmidt, why don't you
just read my text messages
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while I'm in the shower
like you normally do?
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Our Cece has taken a lover?
Good for him.
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-Don't get weird, Schmidt.
-SCHMIDT: I'm not being weird.
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I just said good for him.
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You know, I've camped
in that forest, too.
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The babbling brook,
the beautiful mountains,
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little secret trailway that's
only open seasonally,
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and when it is, let me tell you something,
bring a camera.
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-Cool, not weird at all.
-Good, you're all here.
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I just got a tip from my buddy Dugan.
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My academy background check
is today and I need everybody's help.
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Can't do it, bro.
Going to the outlet mall today.
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-What?
-I'm gonna look like a rich person
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-from three years ago.
-Can't... You can't go
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to the outlet mall today. Not today.
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Yeah, you can't go
to the outlet mall today.
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-Why?
-It's a weekend. What are you, crazy?
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-Unless you got a game plan.
-I have a game plan.
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SCHMIDT: Grab a quick
smoothie, power up.
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Do my leg stores first.
Pants, socks, shoes.
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Hats and accessories last,
then one sweet treat for the road.
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Most likely a cinnamon pretzel.
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-I'm in. (LAUGHS)
-That sounds like a tight afternoon.
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-I'm in for sure.
-What the hell, dude?
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I do want to be part of the pretzel.
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This is my life. If I don't
pass the background check,
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then I fail out of the police academy.
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Guys, this is an
all-hands-on-deck situation.
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If we don't help him, Winston
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will never become a cop. Remember?
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He... he handcuffed his cat's paw
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to a radiator and then lost the key.
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In my defense, I was
making a Christmas card, so...
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Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna cancel my plans with Cece.
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I'll find out about
her date with Paul later.
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A ridiculous name.
Oh, hey, my name is Puh-ha... Pau...
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I don't even know how to pronounce that.
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-It's Paul.
-I'll take that Paul,
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I'll take him to a water park, I will.
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I'll put him on one of those
waterslides between
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two obese people
and he'll get smushed to death.
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Die in a... Die in a water...
He'll die between
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the obese people
before he drowns in the water.
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-What?
-Hmm?
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Schmidt, that is exactly
the kind of talk we can't have today
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when the LAPD comes here.
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Um... the, uh, cops are coming here?
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-Yes.
-Like, here, here?
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-Yes.
-Like, to our home,
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where we keep our stuff?
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Why can't we just go there?
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We'll just go there, answer some
questions, get an ice coffee
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on the way back. I really
feel like ice coffee.
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It's a home visit, Jess.
And not just from any cop.
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It's from Sergeant Tess Dorado.
The Fish.
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I'm pretty sure they
call her The Fish because
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she's tough but fair,
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-just like most fish I've interacted with.
-Winston, "dorado" is a fish.
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It's a subset of mahi-mahi
and it pairs very nicely
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with citrus, you oaf.
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I'm not a oaf,
you're a oaf, stupid. (SNORTS)
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So... You're dumb. Shut up.
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Also, put on some underpants, please.
It's like a bounce house down there.
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Do you guys think that the cops
are gonna go through our stuff?
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What are you afraid of?
They'll look through your dream journal?
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-No, I just...
-SCHMIDT: What, are you running
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a sweatshop back there
for skirts that look like curtains?
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-Actually...
-COACH: What'd you, steal a kiss
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-and hide it in an envelope?
-(ALL LAUGH)
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I have a bag of meth in my closet.
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Oh, I know it's in here somewhere...
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Oh, oh, ooh. These are my
"bad decision" hats.
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-Bad decision, right?
-How do you not know
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-where a bag of meth is?
-Find it and get rid of it.
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-Find it, get rid of it.
-Jess, why do you have meth
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in your closet?
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Do you remember that day
when I was trying to convince you guys
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to come with me to that waffle restaurant
in the Antelope Valley that I found?
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And you were like,
"That's way too far to go for waffles."
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Turns out you were right.
How good can a waffle really be?
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-That's the question I answered that...
-NICK: Tell us the story faster.
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-Your waffle story sucks.
-Where is the bag of
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crystal methamphetamine, you dummy?
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Okay, fine.
Do you see that footstool?
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I bought it at a garage sale.
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Turns out the top opens up
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and when I opened up the top,
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I found... Here it is.
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This.
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COACH: Holy frickin' what?
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-(WHOOPS)
-Aah!
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-Oh, hey. How do I look?
-Terrible.
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-Not for me.
-Like crap.
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-Go change.
-SCHMIDT: I don't like any of it.
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Wow. You guys are like rubbing alcohol.
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You sting me in the now,
but you save me in the later.
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-All right.
-Okay, Winston cannot find out about this.
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Because if he doesn't know,
he can't get in trouble,
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and he's probably already failing
out of the academy as it is.
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Also, why are you keeping this
in your closet?
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What am I supposed to do,
notify the authorities?
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I'm sorry, Officer, I found this
bag of meth in a footstool
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I bought at a garage sale. Uh, no.
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My closet is safe.
The only person who goes in there
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is me when I'm naked and/or sad.
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Hey. Much better, right?
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I found it on the lawn. (CHUCKLES)
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And that's the whole story.
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So, you guys ready? She's on her way.
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Why don't you go wait
for her downstairs?
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Don't make her buzz up
like a shawarma boy.
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Good idea, good idea.
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This way, I get to tell
her my sidewalk joke.
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You remember the sidewalk joke, right?
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There's a man on the...
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How's it... There's a man on the...
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Oh, you know, okay...
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Everybody just calm down.
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Especially you, Nick,
you're already sopping wet.
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Lying makes me sweat. I can't lie.
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It's why I don't play poker
or talk to pregnant ladies.
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No one has to lie.
I'm just going to get rid of it.
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-(MUTTERS ANXIOUSLY)
-I'm gonna call Cece.
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She knows about this stuff.
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She lived one summer in Milan
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with a guy named Crystal Randy.
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-Ask her about the date.
-Hey, Cece,
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quick question. How does one
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get rid of a bag of meth?
Call me back.
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-Ask her if Paul is taller than me.
-Stop it.
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-Did she surrender her virtue?
-Hey.
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-Throw it in the trash.
-I can't see it.
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I can't see where it goes,
'cause then when she comes in here,
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I'll just yell "trash!" I'll yell "trash!"
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Cover your ears and sing Landslide.
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-SCHMIDT: Let's call Cece again.
-Took my love and I took it down
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We need to get this back in my closet...
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I could see your lips moving.
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-Well, close your eyes.
-Throw it out the window, okay?
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-(NICK SINGING)
-I'll sneak down there, I'll toss it
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in the dumpster. Here.
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-Oh!
-JESS: Oh, my God!
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-What the heck, Jess?
-JESS: I throw like a boy!
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-I've always thrown like a boy!
-You almost hit me in the face!
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-What are you, nuts?
-Overhand?
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Oh, well, Winston's a goner.
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You know, this building
used to be a biscuit factory.
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And apparently,
the mice have not been told
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it's gone residential.
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Was that a joke?
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I hate jokes.
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-(SINGING) ...of changing
-JESS: Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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We just have to hide this.
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Throw it in here.
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-Come on!
-I was bringing it to you!
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Why does everybody
keep asking me to throw stuff?
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SCHMIDT: Work on your aim!
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-This is actually a really good song.
-Nick, stop singing!
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-Where are we gonna put this?
-Put it in the baggie!
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Fun Saturday?
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No. My bird died.
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Well, my mom used to say
when a bird dies,
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he gets another set
of wings in heaven, so...
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Well, that bird was
going straight to hell.
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Welcome to our home.
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I will ask you questions.
You will ask me no questions.
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In pursuit of that,
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I will offer up three personal facts.
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I was born in St. Louis,
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I have three brothers, two of whom
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were killed in separate
plane crashes, and...
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I like music.
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Good? Good.
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Now, let's get started...
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My name is Nick.
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Nicholas Miller?
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I... I don't... I don't know.
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SCHMIDT: Hah!
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He's just messing around with you.
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He's our resident clown here.
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DORADO: Let's keep this simple.
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I need to be home in time
to feed my bird.
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Oh, God.
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(RUSTLING)
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Uh, green grape? Would you like...
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No, thanks. I already had my grapes.
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CECE: Jess!
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I got your message.
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Where's the freaking...
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Play along, or Jess goes to jail.
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-What are you doing?
-Hey.
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Look, it's my girlfriend Cece.
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-JESS: What's up, Cece?
-Ah, it's his girlfriend Cece.
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Girlfriend? Oh, my goodness,
you guys are back together?
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-No, uh...
-Yeah.
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Like I always say, you can't put
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peanut butter and jelly
on the same shelf
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and expect 'em not to mix.
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'Cause somebody got
to eat a sandwich.
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-It's exciting.
-Yeah, no.
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Moving on. Miss Day,
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in your own words, please state
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why Cadet Bishop would be an asset
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to the Los Angeles Police Department.
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A few kind words.
Known me for a long time.
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-Yeah. Oh!
-It's your boy Winnie the Bish.
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-(RUSTLING)
-I have to go to the bathroom.
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If you guys will excuse me
for just one second.
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Okay.
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Will somebody answer
the question so I can write it
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on the form and we can get on
with our lives?
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Why would Bishop
make a good police officer?
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-Mustache.
-I'm sorry?
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Because, uh, Winston has a mustache.
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And, uh, police officers
all have mustaches.
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No, they don't. Not the ladies.
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Unless the ladies want to.
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Why can't a lady have a mustache?
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She can. And it would look sexy.
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Would you like a green grape
shoved in your...
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Given to your mouth?
Handed to your mouth?
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I'm asking a simple question,
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unless you don't think he would
be an asset to the LAPD.
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-No, he... he would. He definitely would.
-Yeah, he would.
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You know, Winston has done
plenty for, uh,
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the, um... community.
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He has a little brother
at the Boys & Girls Club.
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Of course. All the work
that Winston does
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with the Boys & Girls Club that
he actually does in real life.
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-So much work at the Boys & Girls Club.
-So passionate.
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What was his little brother's
name again?
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-Duke.
-Juan.
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Duquan is his name.
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-Duquan.
-Duquan.
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And I'm Nick Miller.
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Hey, let me ask you... um...
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-Hmm?
-Breasts.
240
00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,329
-It's my cycle.
-Already?
241
00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,081
Damn, girl.
My calendar is way off on you.
242
00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,042
You must be, what, like, 10 days early?
243
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,961
Aw, Winston. Someday you're
gonna make some lucky girl
244
00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,838
really uncomfortable.
Can you go get Cece
245
00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,298
and tell her to meet me
in the bathroom?
246
00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,884
Sure. And, girl, uh,
you ain't got a cycle.
247
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You got a roller coaster.
248
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-(CHUCKLES) Don't I know it, girl?
-Mmm-hmm.
249
00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,306
(WINSTON GROWLS, CHUCKLES)
250
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,933
Duquan Feldman?
251
00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:38,810
I'm gonna make a note
to call the Boys & Girls Club.
252
00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,395
-No!
-Why not?
253
00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,356
Uh, because he's coming here.
254
00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,983
Why would... why would
Duquan come here?
255
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,235
Because he comes here every Saturday.
256
00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:47,861
-He does?
-Then where is he?
257
00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,781
-Huh?
-It's Saturday. Where is he?
258
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,324
He's at the bus station.
He's waiting for, uh,
259
00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:55,077
one of us to get him, and, uh...
260
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,829
You know what? I'll go do it.
You guys stay put.
261
00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,831
You're gonna go and get Duquan?
262
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,625
I think so.
263
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,461
Yeah.
264
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,838
You guys, anybody want to...
265
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,422
come... with? No?
266
00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:20,727
(SIGHS) Where are you, Duquan?
267
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,689
Hey. Cece, Jess needs some help
with some lady stuff.
268
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,982
Of course. You know how we do.
(CHUCKLES)
269
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,066
SCHMIDT: Whoof...
270
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,609
Gonna...
271
00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,611
-Must be a rough one.
-DORADO: You know what,
272
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,238
I'm gonna have a look around.
273
00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,240
What a great...
You know what, you should start
274
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,325
with Nick and I's room. We share it.
275
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,579
Hey, don't mind the condoms.
We've been banging like rabbits.
276
00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,163
Not each other.
277
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,249
CECE: What are you doing?
278
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,459
Jessica. No, Jessica! What are you doing?
279
00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,670
You do not put drugs
down the shower drain.
280
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,255
Have you never seen a drug movie before?
281
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,757
-I don't know. I saw Ray.
-That does not count.
282
00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,635
I might have ruined Winston's
chances of being a cop.
283
00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,137
Well, we can cry about that later.
284
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,848
We are gonna take the drugs now
and we're gonna go flush 'em, all right?
285
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,267
What are you doing?
Come on. Help me. Pick up the drugs, Jess.
286
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,935
I think that the meth entered
my bloodstream
287
00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,395
-through my boob skin.
-That is not a thing.
288
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:04,813
That's not how drugs work.
289
00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:07,816
I'm the one on meth!
Don't tell me how drugs work!
290
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,484
Okay.
291
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,156
(TOILET GURGLING)
292
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,449
Oh, my God.
293
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,621
(EXHALING ANXIOUSLY)
294
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,749
-Could you open this trunk?
-Oh, I'll do more than open it.
295
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,626
I don't know why I said that.
296
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,045
I'm gonna open the trunk.
297
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,631
(WHISPERS)
I think I'm having a heart attack.
298
00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,799
What are you... Oh, my God.
299
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,093
You're a mess. Here.
300
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,095
-Cover up. Cover...
-No, I'm not putting that...
301
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,515
I'm not putting on your kimono.
It legitimizes you owning it.
302
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,599
SCHMIDT: Put it on.
NICK: Okay.
303
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,019
-I'm wearing a kimono.
-I see that. Why?
304
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,438
Why? Why is he still wearing pants?
That's the real question.
305
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,565
-(CREAKING, CLANGING)
-What's all that going on out there?
306
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,068
I'm on drugs.
307
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,737
I'm on drugs...
308
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,406
Oh.
309
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,326
What's all that clanging?
310
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,869
Uh, just a bunch of clanging.
311
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,538
Well, there's feminine issues...
312
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,790
It's probably the ladies
playing with their jewelry.
313
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,750
-Their brooches.
-You know how... Brooches. Of course.
314
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,293
Nick makes a very good point.
315
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,337
I'm gonna go check on
that right now, actually.
316
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,505
Uh, Winston,
317
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,340
why don't you show
the good sergeant Jess' room?
318
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,550
What? What a great idea.
319
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,052
Oh, I've had intercourse in there.
You'll be excited to...
320
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,474
-I think I'm gonna take off, too.
-Nick, what is going on out there?
321
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,059
-What's going on out there?
-No, I'm asking you what's going on.
322
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,727
-Hmm?
-What's going on?
323
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,232
(GRUNTING QUIETLY)
324
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,945
It's gonna be okay.
325
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,822
Hey, what happened to the "turlet"?
326
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,782
Schmidt, you're here.
So we're in a little bit
327
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,492
of a thing right now,
but you're our best cleaner.
328
00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,786
We might be out of towels,
but you'll figure out something.
329
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,663
Right? It's gonna be fun.
330
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,249
-Jess, are you crying right now?
-I don't know. I hadn't noticed. Um...
331
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,418
(SNIFFLES) I might be on drugs.
332
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,378
You gonna help mop or are you just
gonna try to kiss me again?
333
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,881
Oh, please. You kissed me back.
Your... I felt your lips surrender.
334
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,549
And who's this Paul anyway? Paul.
335
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,967
-What, does he work in a pizzeria?
-Yes, Schmidt,
336
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,011
I went on a date with a guy
named Paul.
337
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:01,805
-You just need to get over it.
-Paul. Paul. Nice name, dude.
338
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,932
-Why is your shirt off?
-I've seen New Jack City, okay?
339
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,809
They all take their shirts off
in the crack cocaine lab!
340
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,102
Ah, it won't go down!
341
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:09,188
Hats off to the hillbilly
that made this meth.
342
00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,272
Meth?
343
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,191
What meth?
344
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:13,984
This meth.
345
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,403
It's... legal meth.
346
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,405
It's... medical meth.
347
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,824
For my... cramps.
348
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,120
Wait a minute. Who's with Nick?
349
00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:30,751
(SINGING) I took my love
and I took it down
350
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:34,004
I drove around and I hit a pound
351
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,466
And I saw all the puppies with their
352
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,343
Eyes so blind...
353
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,348
-Nick! Nick! Nick! Nick! Nick!
-Sergeant Dorado, don't listen to him!
354
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,432
He's deranged!
355
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,351
I'm gonna talk to this man alone.
356
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,645
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
357
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,605
-That is not good.
-No.
358
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,191
So, this Paul...
359
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,818
I've never seen
someone sweat so much
360
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,821
in my life.
It looks like your body is crying.
361
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,198
What are you hiding?
362
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,367
Distraction!
363
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,537
Okay. You're a tough cookie.
364
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,038
And that's the last thing I'll say.
365
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,164
-Look...
-Okay, you want the truth?
366
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:12,125
I'll tell you everything.
When I was 13 years old,
367
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:15,170
I once made love to myself
behind a post office.
368
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,882
Oh.
369
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:20,676
Hey!
370
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,636
-(HORN HONKS)
-Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
371
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,930
Yo! What's up? You in the shorts.
372
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,099
Hey, come here, man. Come here.
I need a little boy.
373
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,893
(CHUCKLES) Whoa. No.
That's not what I meant. No, no, no.
374
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,436
I didn't mean...
You know what I'm... Ah.
375
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,146
I wasn't trying to...
376
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,148
It's for my friend, you know?
377
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,151
I need you to come over to,
uh, hang out with my friends.
378
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:41,280
No, not like that.
I just need you to pretend
379
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,865
like, uh, you're in a relationship
380
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:46,743
with this grown man that I know.
Ah! Ah! Uh, I did not
381
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,203
think this through.
Did not think this through.
382
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,913
Um, bad decision. Very bad decision.
383
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,249
I'm gonna go now.
Don't remember my face.
384
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,168
Forget this face. This didn't happen.
385
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,878
What is wrong
with the name Paul, okay?
386
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,796
Paul is a normal name.
He is a normal guy.
387
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,756
That is the problem, okay?
388
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,966
You shouldn't be with a normal guy.
389
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,595
All right, okay.
390
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,181
It was Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
391
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:10,434
What? You... you were...
you were with Zack Morris?
392
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:11,602
Mmm-hmm.
393
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,231
Guy's a frigging god. I mean, all right.
I've... I surrender.
394
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,650
That's awes...
Can I come to the wedding?
395
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,652
-(LAUGHS)
-You think Slater and Screech
396
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:21,945
-are gonna be there?
-(LAUGHING) I'm kidding.
397
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,072
-I just wanted to see you freak out.
-(SIGHS)
398
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,533
You really had me going
there for a second.
399
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,327
(LAUGHING)
It works every time with you.
400
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,078
It's amazing. Now...
401
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:33,332
There was a real second there
where I had bad feelings
402
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,917
towards Mark-Paul Gosselaar,
403
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,294
and I didn't like any moment of that.
404
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,172
How dare you.
Don't ever do that to me again.
405
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,590
When I was nine years old,
406
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,842
I fed cereal flakes to a frog,
and it died.
407
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:46,345
Then I went into a period of time
408
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,347
where I fed cereal flakes
to all little animals.
409
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,350
Squirrels can live through it,
chipmunks can live through it.
410
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,143
Anything that lives
half in and out of water dies,
411
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,770
and I don't understand why.
412
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,356
When I was 10, I once walked
by my mother sleeping,
413
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,900
and I snuck in the room,
and I put a lemon in her mouth.
414
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:03,570
When I was 11, I once tried on
my girl cousin's wool tights,
415
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,906
and I didn't hate the way it felt!
416
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:06,990
Why are you telling me this?
417
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,909
Because you said you wanted
to hear everything!
418
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,161
My 16th year, I never got an erection.
419
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,288
I thought they were done.
420
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:15,165
I thought my penis was dead.
421
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,667
It wasn't.
422
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,377
JESS: It's fine, Winston. We can fix this.
423
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,045
Just help me mule this crank.
424
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,672
I'll prepare, you mule.
425
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,549
I can't mule crank.
I don't have the system.
426
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:26,218
It's the perfect plan.
I don't think it is.
427
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,928
Jess, do you know how
much time we could get
428
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,764
for possessing this much meth?
Why'd you hide it from me?
429
00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:32,015
I was trying to protect you.
430
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,600
I should've been
the first person you told!
431
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,853
I could've taken care of it, or something.
432
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,396
-Now it just looks like we're hiding it.
-I just...
433
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,731
I didn't... I didn't think
there was anything you could do.
434
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,067
And... and why is that?
435
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,196
Because... I don't know!
436
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,490
Because you don't see me as a cop.
None of you do.
437
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:53,078
I didn't... I didn't think
you'd make it this far.
438
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,913
We always thought
you'd change your mind.
439
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,373
I mean...
440
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,084
you say a prayer every time
you get on a escalator.
441
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,752
-Why risk it?
-I just...
442
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:05,799
never really saw you
as a... as a cop.
443
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:07,968
Sorry.
444
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,512
Oh, there it is.
445
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,435
Okay. Okay.
446
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,937
You know what?
I know exactly what I have to do.
447
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,481
-I'm gonna tell her it's mine.
-What? No. No.
448
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,192
Yes. Maybe I'm not
supposed to be a cop.
449
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,029
There's no reason
you should lose your job, too.
450
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,658
I once changed a sign that said
"Happy Jewish New Year"
451
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:33,452
to "Happy Newish Jew Year."
452
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,871
-Is that a hate crime?
-Stop talking, stop sweating.
453
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,749
What is wrong with you people? Enough!
454
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,542
Sarge, I have something
I need to tell you.
455
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,586
Wait! Sergeant!
456
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,088
My name is Jessica Day,
457
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,216
-and this is my meth.
-What?
458
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,967
Jess, No. I won't accept that. So...
459
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,261
The bathroom is covered in meth.
460
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,097
Meth that belongs to me.
461
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,683
And it may have intoxicated me
462
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:59,811
through the skin on my breasts.
463
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:02,981
But I assure you, no one here had
464
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,609
any prior knowledge of any of this.
465
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,361
Especially Winston.
466
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,614
And I don't want him
to go down for my mistake.
467
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,450
You'd be lucky to have him as a cop.
468
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:18,372
Take me downtown
to the all-lady fur factory.
469
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,000
Okay, cuff me.
470
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,253
Somebody bring me handcuffs.
I'm guilty.
471
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,337
Is she cuffing me?
472
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,922
I can't see
what's going on up there.
473
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,423
Do you feel anything?
474
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,217
Does meth make you feel,
like, normal,
475
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,846
but, like... like
your face feels, like, scratchy?
476
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,140
Oh, no, that's just
the carpet on my face.
477
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,311
Here's the way this is gonna go down.
478
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,939
I'm gonna go in the bathroom,
have a look around.
479
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,607
You will stay here.
480
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,234
You will not move,
481
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,986
you will not talk,
482
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,237
you will not think
483
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,699
unless they're thoughts
about not moving.
484
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,663
Winston, I'm so sorry.
485
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,373
I ruined everything.
486
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,168
You would have been
such a good cop.
487
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,669
You would have made
someone really lucky
488
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,045
to have you as a partner.
489
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,132
I always imagined I'd have
a partner named Robertson.
490
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,800
-That would have been perfect.
-Yeah.
491
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:14,052
"Robertson, you're on the edge!
492
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,971
-"You've gone too far!"
-No, no, no.
493
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,056
See, the thing about me
and Robertson is that we're tight.
494
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,642
You know, then I went ahead
and slept with his wife.
495
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,102
-Why would you do that?
-I don't know why I would do that.
496
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,312
The job really gets to you.
497
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:24,396
You know, it's stressful out there.
498
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,149
This might not be
the right moment but...
499
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:30,277
for what it's worth, I did it.
500
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,946
-I kept a secret.
-Well, congratulations, Nick.
501
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,364
You have the willpower
of a six-year-old.
502
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,991
Oh, thank you.
503
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,619
I'm sorry about the whole kissing thing.
504
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,412
Oh, you don't have to apologize.
505
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:44,666
I did... kiss you back a little.
506
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,836
So, should we tell Paul together?
507
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,796
-Oh.
-What do you think he's doing right now?
508
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,340
Do you think he's
explaining to the air-brusher
509
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,383
that that really is his name? Paul?
510
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,553
And that he wants that painted
across the back of his denim jacket?
511
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:57,763
It's a normal name.
512
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,723
(WHISPERING) Hey, Nick?
513
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:05,479
When I'm in prison,
write, dance, sing...
514
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,523
live your life.
515
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,192
And if you come and visit me in jail,
516
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,152
please don't wear that robe.
517
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,403
It's a kimono.
518
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,614
Well, this is a first.
519
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,617
These are aquarium rocks.
520
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,118
So, that's the street name for...
521
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:22,704
No. These are actual aquarium rocks.
522
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,957
You were trying to flush rocks
down your toilet.
523
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,500
-Oh, what?
-CECE: Oh.
524
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,584
Oh, that's ridiculous.
525
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,837
-That's great!
-Yes! Awesome!
526
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,921
So we're not going to prison?
527
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,047
(CECE LAUGHING)
528
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,549
So, did Winston pass
the background check?
529
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,884
Of course. He's one of our best cadets.
530
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,223
His test scores are high,
he's passionate, hardworking.
531
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,225
He's gonna make one hell of a cop.
532
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,019
But he won't work in narcotics.
533
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,604
You get to be a cop!
534
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:48,856
Yay!
535
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,148
(ALL CHATTING HAPPILY)
536
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:51,567
Congrat... congrat... Congratulate...
537
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,068
Really? No, we're celebrating Winston.
538
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,571
-Celebrating Winston. Okay.
-All right, we'll celebrate Winston.
539
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,322
-Oh.
-Yeah.
540
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,658
Excuse me. Please consider moving.
541
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,786
I have no idea
why you live with these people.
542
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,581
What kind of person would
urinate on an electrical socket?
543
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:08,375
I... I thought
it would make lightning.
544
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,002
-I told you that wouldn't work, Nick.
-COACH: Hey!
545
00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:13,505
Guess who's here like he
normally is every Saturday!
546
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,008
It's Duquan!
547
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,467
Big brother Wimstons.
548
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,012
Oh.
549
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:24,600
I love you, Mr. Wimstons.
I go from no hope to hope.
550
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:28,228
He take me and he says to me,
"You're gonna be somebody.
551
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:30,397
"You... you could be the presidents,
552
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,399
"or Statues of Liberties."
553
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,568
-Is that right?
-MAN: We make homework togethers.
554
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,237
He buys me toys,
and we chase each others,
555
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,739
and we laugh at the sun.
556
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,206
-This feels good, man.
-Yeah.
557
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:48,665
Like I got a new friend.
558
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:50,125
-Me, too.
-Duquan.
559
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,835
-Right.
-Hanging out.
560
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,129
It's Jose, so...
561
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,631
Yeah, I like Duquan, though.
562
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,382
Yeah, but my name's Jose.
563
00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:58,634
Like outlet malls?
564
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,260
-I love outlet malls.
-Ah, me, too, man.
565
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,637
-Yeah.
-Yeah. That's awesome.
566
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,055
On the weekend, though? Mmm.
567
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,723
Yeah, but I mean,
I have a strategy, you know.
568
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:05,974
Like, I start out with a smoothie,
569
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:07,392
and then do my leg stores first.
570
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,603
-Then, I... Yeah.
-I do the same, but I end it with pretzel.
571
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,104
-Pretzel. I...
-Shut up.
572
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,981
-Cinnamon pretzel?
-Oh, my God.
573
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:15,442
-Dude, don't, don'.
-No, you don't.
574
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:16,652
-Don't.
-No, you don't.
575
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,446
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