All language subtitles for McLeods Daughters (2001) - S03E13 - Jokers to the Right (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 MONOLITH)

(gentle music)

Previously on McLeod's Daughters.

I mean it's just so unfair.

Vickie has all the luck.

Jake's nice, he's good looking,

and now he's incredibly rich too.

Sold at 48,000 to number 179.

(clapping)

Well you can come back later if you like,

I might need a little
help getting undressed.

I get it now,
you don't want Dave the boyfriend,

you want Dave the sex toy!

No.

Less pesky relationship hassles,

and I don't need batteries.

It's when you ask a girl
out with two hours notice

you've gotta be pretty sure
she hasn't got any other plans.

It was an impulse.

I was hoping I might
find you at a loose end.

Put 'em back!

Let it go Sandra.

Open that truck!

Or you'll do what?

We're taking our cattle home.

Long time no see.

That's a really funny
way to treat an old friend.

Have I ever mentioned
Sandra Consella's name to you?

Well no, but...

There's a reason for that.

I hate her guts.

Race you back!

You're on!

Yah, yah!

(upbeat music)

Hey, hey!

Big way down.

Nah we're not there yet.

Come on, tap him on the bum.

Go snout first, good boy.

Here I come.

Here we go.

(laughing)

I thought Judd was gonna catch you.

Yeah well I was just toying with her.

Hey.

Hey Craig, coming to the races tomorrow?

Oh yeah, I'm feeling lucky.

Oh I didn't take you for a punter Craig.

Oh it's the easiest way to make a buck.

See you guys in the winner's circle.

Hm, not me.

I haven't got a hope of winning on Tucker.

Ohh, don't listen to her.

Well I haven't.

It's just meant to be a bit of fun.

Yeah it's easy to say when
you're on the fastest horse.

It's got nothing to do with the horse,
I'm the best rider.

With money comes confidence.

Ah what money?

More importantly,
have you got your hat sorted?

The hat competition's for freaks, Tess.

Oh I'm wearing one.

Yeah point proven.

Just wish I could win something for once.

Well you won Miss Gungellan.

That doesn't count, I dropped out.

It's Willville,
it's not like it's the Melbourne Cup.

Thanks for coming with me.

Parenting class?

Yeah well wouldn't miss the chance

to see you pant like a dog.

What was that for?

Just drive.

(birds chirping)

Hey Claire.

Cute toy.

Yeah it's not bad as far as a V8 goes.

Got so much grunt nearly
jumped the front gate.

I meant the bear.

So the rumors are true.

So you're getting married?

Well there's no need,
we're just gonna see how things go.

Good luck with it.

Alex, come on.

You gonna be at the races tomorrow?

It's a good cause.

Yeah maybe.

(car honking)

I better go, got a birthing class.

That'll be fun.

See you wiggle.

(theme music)

At which point contractions start,

and you are officially in labor.

And being farmers most of you,

I'm sure you've seen it all before.

This is ridiculous.

But it's one thing helping
a cow or sheep give birth,

and quite another dealing
with a loved one in pain.

A friend of mine, maternity nurse,

screamed the house down first time.

16 hours.

Okay, moms, hands and knees.

One of the many positions
you may wanna try in labor.

I'll just sit this one out.

Eyes look really sore.

Do you think we should
wash the grunge away?

(car door slams)

Did you ring him?

We said it was serious.

These are both our sheep, remember?

There's nothing a vet can do,

he's just gonna say antibiotics.

G'day, g'day.

Hey.

Sorry mate, wasted call, it's pink eye.

No problemo, I'm always in the area.

Race day tomorrow.

Yeah it's an annual event,
my turn this year.

Well no need to call the ladies race.

You got your winner right here.

Mmhh, how many of 'em?

Most of 'em.

Pretty bad, they all like this?

Yep.

Righto, you want the quick fix?

Yeah the quicker the better.

Okay, I'll head back to the practice,
get the antibiotics.

I wouldn't worry about that.

We're gonna go the cod liver oil.

Well mate that's
definitely not the quick fix.

Shouldn't take long once
the vitamins get in there.

If it works.

It's worked long before drugs were around.

Some problems do respond
to traditional methods so.

In this case I'm
recommending the antibiotics.

You'd hate to loose them,
it's not a pretty sight.

I think we'd rather
maintain their organic status,

wouldn't we Tess?

Well I don't want them to suffer.

Thanks for dropping in.

I'll wait for your call then.

Walk me to my car?

You know Nick's not being heartless,

he doesn't want those sheep to suffer.

Well if it gets out of hand,

their eyes will blister and pop,
they'll go blind,

and yo could be shooting
the whole mob within the week.

So, what time do you want
me to pick you up tomorrow?

Ah there's no need I'll
tag along with the others,

I'll meet you here.

Let's make it eight,

we'll do the big, bold entrance together.

How bold?

Well first official
outing as a couple Tess,

we wanna make a statement.

Right, statement.

Eight o'clock it is.

Ah, it's just-

Spit it out.

Ah, it's just tomorrow in public,

do you mind trying to not be quite so you?

Tone it down a bit you mean.

Yeah just a few decibels.

Right, fair enough.

Low keys what you want.

Toodle-tip.

He's not suggesting
antibiotics just to annoy us.

Boyfriend give you a pep talk did he?

Blind sheep are no good to us,
organic or not.

Look Tess, instead of caving
in how about imagining them

getting better and
keeping their organic status.

You go organic,
these are the problems you're gonna face.

It's a commitment.

I am committeed.

I have been from the beginning.

Just don't want their eyes to pop out,
that's all.

At this point,
partners are invited to cut the cord.

Shouldn't you, you know,

get someone with a bit more experience?

Let me warn you, it's not that easy.

Think of the consistency of a
very tough piece of calamari.

Now I need a volunteer.

Alex.

Yeah righto.

Oh no there's no point.

He's not gonna be in the birthing room.

Why not?

Yeah why not?

You've got, it's his pool comp.

It's not my call.

Better hurry,
might still make my pool comp.

It was the first thing
that popped into my head.

Wow this is so nice.

Where'd it come from?

Jake picked it up in town for me.

Right.

Must've cost a bit.

Yep, but worth every penny,

it's even got extra padding for your butt.

Really, he thinks you need
extra padding on your butt.

Can't wait to try it out,

I wonder what Storm Cloud'll think.

Hey, you may as well hang on to these

seeing as I won't be at the birth.

Why do you expect to be at the birth.

Because you're the one
that asked me to the classes,

you remember?

Yeah because I didn't wanna be

the only single parent at the class.

I made a mistake, I'm sorry.

(horse galloping)

(car revving)

Thought I wasn't gonna catch you.

He's pretty speedy when he wants to be.

Ah.

You riding tomorrow?

Yep.

All right, well that should sort out

who to put my money on then.

No, don't back me you'll loose.

Yeah righto.

I'm serious.

It's your funeral.

Maybe I can buy you a
drink with my winnings.

Yeah I remember the last
time you bought me a drink

you set me up.

Well you had it coming.

You willing to burry the hatchet?

So long as it's not in my back.

There's not point in holding grudges.

None whatsoever Sandra.

Anyway what're you doing flirting with me,

you're an expectant father.

Or not.

What does that mean?

Nothing.

What?

Forget about it.

You didn't really expect

to be at the birth though, did ya.

No.

But I didn't expect to be
the class bastard either Nick.

There you go.

So, you don't wanna be at the birth,

but you're upset because
Claire didn't want you there.

Should've seen the looks Nick.

Apparently dad not being at
the birth is a capital offense.

You get less for man-slaughter.

Hate to state the bleeding obvious,

but you're not the dad.

Nah, nah you're right, I'm not the dad.

I'm just here to be wheeled out,

as the father when it suits Claire,

and then put back in
the box when it doesn't.

I don't know why I need
to go to classes anyway.

What about this one?

Yeah looks good.

I mean animals don't go to classes.

Maybe I'll just book in for a caesarian.

Well that's a good alternative
to Alex being at the birth.

Alex is not gonna be at the birth.

Well you might've discussed that with him

before you dragged
him off to parenting class.

Whose side are you on now anyway?

Oh there are sides now are there?

No.

I just wish he wasn't such a control freak.

Yeah they're hard to live with,
aren't they.

You gotta have a system,
you just can't bet randomly,

you'll lose every time.

And you've got a system?

You bet.

You see you multiply
the height of the horse

by it's barrier,
and you divide by the weight of the jockey.

That sounds simple enough.

And then you square by the handicap,

and subtract the difference.

Think I'll stick to names.

So you're still gonna come?

Well if I can get back
from the open day in time,

but they're not-

Hey don't wreck that.

I thought Tess might like it.

Do you think it's fair that
some people get everything

while other's continually
get the short straw?

It's tough but life's a lottery
and you've just gotta be

thankful that you've won the jackpot.

Terry I was talking about me,
I get the short straw.

How do you figure that.

Well I don't see anyone
showering me with expensive gifts.

Well nor do most people.

And everything I do stuffs up.

Can you be more specific?

It is so difficult being Jodie French.

Before you unravel it altogether.

I just have to make the straw longer.

Yeah don't try and figure it out.

Maybe we should just cut out losses.

There aren't any losses yet.

I thought we decided organic,

but you gotta be happy with that to.

Yeah but they just turn the corner,

I mean, just a bit.

Here's your date.

What is he wearing?

Top of the mornin'

I just went to Drivers, you weren't there.

Ah, I just wanted to check on the sheep.

Oh well, so much for making
a grand entrance together.

(trumpet)

he he he.

What happened to low key?

Ah it's race day Tess.

This is as toned down as I get.

How're we going over here?

Yeah a bit better, not as weepy.

Yeah about the same I'd say.

How long do you wanna leave it?

Ah a little while longer,
it's a little too soon to

see any changes yet.

Right?

Right.

Thanks for coming in.

Yeah no worries mate.

Got a tough personal question for ya.

Oh no I don't do tough personal questions.

You steal lollies from a shop?

Once when I was six.

And did you go out with Nick Ryan?

No not really.

It'd explain a few things.

No it wouldn't.

I am a winner.

I cannot be beaten.

I am a natural champion.

I am number-

First sign of madness you know.

What?

Talking to yourself.

It's the power of positive thinking Alex.

I imagine myself winning the race,

I say that I'm gonna do it, and I do.

Jodie, if you want something,

get out there and make it happen.

How?

Well if you wanna win
you gotta find an advantage.

Where?

Well, Jodie.

Do I look like I have all the answers?

I will find an advantage.

I will make it happen.

Yeah.

(country music)

So how does the system work huh?

Well you know the rule.

Winners never tip, and tippers never win.

Makes sense.

So who do you reckon huh?

Sweet.

Keep it to yourself.

All right it's in the vault.

Hey.

Hard done by one, come give us a hand.

Yeah just a sec, I've just gotta go see

a man about a horse.

Hey Alex, we're mates right?

What'd you want Jode's?

What makes you think I want something?

All right look it's fair,
I am never gonna win on Tucker,

Rocket's my only chance to beat Becky.

Come on, you'd like to see me
and Rocket win wouldn't you?

Is this your way of asking?

Listen I don't think it's
Becky you've gotta beat.

Please don't tell me that's
your way of saying no.

No, here, come on.

Thanks!

Attention please.

1000 meter race is about to begin.

Nice piece of flesh.

Good tone, very shapely legs,
yeah I reckon he's a winner.

Yeah maybe, over short distances,

he's not interested in the long haul.

Oh yeah.

Likes to play too much.

Well I can't blame him for that.

Claire.

Just wanted to say congratulations,
you must be so excited.

Wonder who the baby will look like?

What's that supposed to mean?

You or Alex?

Yeah right.

And remember, I warned you,
that'd be a waste of money.

She's trying stop me backing you.

Keep the odds in your favor?

I just think there are
better odds to be had.

Not long to go now.

Hey good luck with it, huh?

Excuse me.

Yeah you're right,

a reckon she's gonna
back herself and clean up.

What was all that about?

What was what all about?

Better bets and good luck?

What've you said to her about us?

What us would that be Claire?

Huh?

See that?

What?

Major sucking up.

He nodded hello.

Words got around I reckon.

What'd you mean?

Oh come on Becky,
you can't pretend nothings changed.

Jakes rich, people know it.

And everyone's gonna
start treating you differently.

My advice, trust no one.

Ladies, nice day for it

(trumpet)

Don't know what you're worried about Tess,

blending right in.

Ooh, how do you want me
to introduce you by the way?

As my girlfriend?

Nah it sounds like we're 16.

Significant other.

I don't think so.

My main squeeze.

Hey Davo, you're up son.

Oh goodo, I'm judging the hat competition.

What'd you know about hats?

Hey, I'm a vet.

Bed buddy.

It's the name of one of the horses.

(clapping)

Uh-huh.

Bribery, I know what you're up to,
and it's working.

Thank you very much.

Rural chic, form with function, like it.

Well done.

I see you've brought the picnic,
very practical.

The rice man, cometh!

Good work.

Not entering?

Ah no I'm happy to sit this one out.

Righto, just to keep you in
suspense a few moments longer,

to present the award
I'd like to invite Tess, my-

Friend!

My friend Tess to present the award.

Now it's probably gonna
take a round of applause

to get her up here,
she's so very shy, come on Tess.

(clapping and cheering)

Ah, she's a good sport.

Now, I know she hasn't entered,

and call me biased if you want,

but I reckon that we have
got our winner right here.

(cheering)

Well what'd you expect,
we're sleeping together.

Hey Jodie, you're riding Rocket.

Yeah at least now I stand a chance.

Hey Jake.

Doesn't it make your skin crawl.

What?

I don't know,
having people sucking up to you 'cause

you've got money.

It used to, which is why I moved out here.

Besides,
it's not Jake who's got the money anyway.

Ah, not by your average person's scale.

Not by any person's scale.

New horse, new saddle?

I think there's a difference.

The saddle's mine.

Yeah you said that.

Well at least you'll look
fantastic when you win.

Jodie, nobody wins a race

because they're using a new saddle.

Maybe, maybe not.

If you think the saddle's gonna make

that much difference why don't you use it.

Really?

Can I?

Well expensive saddle, it's up to her.

Yeah I suppose.

Alrighty, thanks.

It's just a saddle.

And then he kissed me in front of everyone.

I mean there's no disguising it now.

I didn't think you wanted to.

Well no but I hate everyone
knowing my business.

How long have you
been living in the country?

What's next anyway.

Kittie's race.

Right.

So who're you backing in the ladies race?

Haven't decided yet.

Alex reckons Sandra's a winner.

I said the horse looked good.

I don't even know how you can talk to her,

after everything she's done.

You ever heard of
forgive and forget Claire?

What like forgetting we had an agreement?

I'm not the one telling
everyone I won't be at the birth.

I'm gonna make a bet.

They're having a good day.

He's just feeling sidelined.

He said that?

Not in so many words.

Easier just to grunt and be in charge.

Claire isn't like that?

Yeah both as bad as each other.

Can't see past all the bullshit.

Yeah they end up at
loggerheads 'cause they won't say

how they really feel about each other.

That's dumb.

So what are the odds
of it ever being sorted?

Better get ready for the race.

Right.

In the ladies race Storm Cloud five to one,

Rocket nine to four,
Hocus Pocus, 10 to one.

Hocus Pocus to win.

Here we are love.

Bingo.

What.

Sandra Consella.

She's telling everyone she can't win,

she just backed herself.

Take my word she's on it mate.

Tommy, 500 on Hocus Pocus mate.

What'd you reckon huh?

75 on Hocus Pocus?

Nah forget about it.

My system never fails.

Well you kissed me.

Yeah that's what adults do.

In front of everyone.

Yeah I'm struggling to
see the criminal intent.

Would the riders for the ladies race

please report to the marshelling area.

Thank you.

I better get ready.

If I'd stripped naked and belly danced,

I could see your point.

Ladies.

Claire and Alex don't exactly seem

to be getting on, do they.

What's it to you?

Heard they were running
a book on who the father is.

Wish you were riding?

Nup, but she does.

Can't stop kicking.

Bub wants to be on a horse do you reckon?

It's the only time she's quiet.

Line 'em up, hold 'em steady.

Let's go Sandra.

(trumpet)

Go Lahornday.

Go Beck!

Hold 'em steady.

And they're off,
Hocus Pocus leads the front

followed by Jess Mcleod on Oscar,
Then Becky on Storm Cloud,

Linda Stevens on Tear Drop,
neck and neck with Linda

Let's go Sandra

And Jodie bringing up the rear.

Round the first bend, still Sandra Consello

by a country mile on Hocus Pocus.

Come on Sandra, let's go.

On Storm Cloud, Jodie's 'round on Rocket.

While Tear Drop and
Nightingale continue their

neck and neck battle.

Hocus Pocus is out the front.

It's a system, it's not foolproof.

What you mean it fails?

Shut up.

Still anyone's race as they
come pass trees and around

Hangman's corner, this'll sort 'em out.

Jodie Fount is riding well on Rocket,

who's set to give Sandra a challenge,

pack is bunching up near the carpark,

Jodie closing the gap on Sandra,
moving into the lead,

Go Jodie, yes, go go.

Go on Tess, wack him into second.

Tess Mcleod on Oscar, looking to be in

some trouble at the back of the pack.

Go Tess, go.

She's quite a few lengths out

from the res of the bunch,
she's got to make up ground.

Come on Tess!

Sandra Consello on Hocus Pocus

moves into the lead.

Only one body length of difference.

Still a two horse race.

Come on Sandra, let's go!

Jodie now is driving her horse,

again moves into the lead,
Hocus Pocus fading badly.

What the hell she's pulling it!

Come on Sandra, come on.

Becky on Storm Cloud easily moves up,

challenges Jodie for the lead.

What a race!

Look at that horse go.

Jodie, Becky, Jodie, Becky, Jodie, Becky,

Jodie,
Becky as they come around the final bend

heading to the finish line,
Storm Cloud first.

Yes!

See it told you it'd never fail.

(crowd cheering)

And still coming in in a couple of minutes,

Tess Mcleod on Oscar.

(crowd clapping and cheering)

Let's give the riders a
big round of applause!

(crowd clapping and cheering)

Wooden spoon hey?

And proud of it.

So you backed yourself.

All the proceeds from today
go to the local hospital Alex,

I was making a donation.

Well I walked into that one didn't I?

Should've trusted me.

How much did you have on Rocket?

None.

You didn't back your own horse?

I know, I think you've made your point.

I reckon that makes us even.

It's a clean slate.

Hi, I was gonna bring that back to you,
you know.

It's okay,
I found it dumped in the back of the ute.

Scratched it.

Sorry, I'm not sure how that happened.

I barely even used it.

Well I'm sure Jake will buy you another one

if you ask him nicely.

Jake didn't buy it for me.

I paid for it myself,
I've been saving up for ages.

Thanks.

Hey, second, not bad.

Shoot me now, I'm an idiot.

Oh don't worry about it.

For ignoring me, I forgive you.

Craig have you ever been jealous?

Sure.

No I mean really, really jealous,

the kind of totally irrational,

change your whole personality,

don't even know why, kind of jealousy.

Yeah, once.

I was mad jealous over someone's fiance,

hid all his letters and prayed he'd fall in

the combine harvester.

Yeah that is pretty crazy.

It was nuts.

Well you wanted to be with me.

Yeah.

So glad I'm over it though.

Catch you later.

You really believe he wants to walk away?

I just wish he had the
decency to say it to my face.

Maybe it's for the best anyway.

Promise not to lose it?

Sandra said something about running a book

on who the father was.

What?

I'm guessing she's guessing,
but if it's out there-

Or someone's told her!

Well it was bound to
come out sooner or later-

No it wasn't.

Claire we can handle it.

Just leave it!

I reckon that's my shout.

Thanks.

I gotta get going.

I'll see you 'round.

All right.

What've you been saying to Alex?

Yeah, yeah Claire.

You've told her haven't you?

No I didn't.

Well it's obvious she knows.

Knows what?

That I'm not the father?

I think that's obvious to everybody.

Well it is now.

What'd you want Claire?

You want us to act like a
regular couple expecting a baby?

That's the deal.

Yeah well you blew it yesterday.

I never said you could be at the birth.

You never gave me a choice!

And so what'd you wanna do,

just get back at me by
talking to the enemy?

She is not my enemy
and we are not a couple!

You agreed to it.

Yeah more for me.

What'd you want Claire?

You want us to be together?

Huh?

Yeah not of course not,
you don't know what you want.

(trumpet)

Ah, I have a small poem
I'd like to share with you all.

Righto, here we go.

She made me wait, for our first date.

The question is, how did it rate?

Yeah go on Tess.

Give it up, what six?

Well thanks.

Suppose I have to wait.

She's just so cute, in her race day suit,

if she'd see me again, that'd be beaut!

So if with this poem I haven't been remiss,

for God's sake Tess, c'mon give us a kiss.

Yeah go on Tess.

Go on.

Last two lines were a bit dodgy.

You trying to find something
that rhymes with kiss?

Yeah pucker up.

Yeah.

(trumpet)

Not bad.

Today wasn't so bad now, was it?

Yeah parts of I were okay.

On a scale on one to 10.

Oh I'm not in the habit of rating my dates.

I'd give you an eight.

Only eight, how did I lose two points?

I took two points off for lack of humor.

I do not lack humor.

I call it as I see it.

Hey thanks for today, for what you did,

for Claire and Alex.

Just trying to blend in really.

Bliss.

Rhymes with kiss.

And that's what you
get when you're with me.

Bang.

Oh dear.

Don't say a word.

It was a mistake.

I didn't say anything.

You don't have to, I can read your mind.

Oh yeah?

What am I thinking now?

You're thinking I should talk
to Alex and sort things out,

and then I should let
Peter know about the baby.

Uncanny, but wrong.

You don't think I should
sort things out with Alex

and tell Peter about the baby?

No I do, but I was thinking about making a

really big mug of hot chocolate

and I wondered if you wanted one to.

Yeah more than anything.

You say anything Nick and I'll deck ya.

She drove me to it Nick.

Well what'd reckon?

Look she prop-

Well what was I meant to do okay,

I'm not a bloody puppet.

Men don't dance to other people's tunes.

You should write a book.

You're a smart arse.

Oh I forgot to ask you.

How'd you go?

Picked seven out of nine starts.

Well if you're system's that good.

Nah can't do it.

Not for real.

Trouble is if I like something,
I don't know when to stop.

You're compulsive.

Have one chocolate,
gotta have the whole box.

Well at least you recognize it.

Yeah.

Of course there is one compulsion

you don't have to do anything about.

Endless appetite.

No need to diet.

(dog barking)

I am not a jealous person.

I enjoy seeing the success of others.

I applaud their good fortune
without wanting it for myself.

I want to be rich and famous,
I want to be rich and famous,

I want to be rich and famous,
I want to be rich and famous.

(gentle music)

Sleep all right?

Alex sometimes things get said.

We did pretty well there didn't we.

Yeah.

It's not working is it.

I've been holding out
for something that guess

is just never gonna happen.

To be a proper father to the kid.

Well now you're off the hook.

Yeah, at least you won't have to explain

how you ended up with me.

Mates?

'Course.

Better get back.

Yeah me to.

See ya.

Yeah.

(gentle music)

Hey.

Hey.

How're they doing?

Looking a lot better.

Really?

Don't sound so surprised.

No I'm not.

Well suppose I am a bit.

I knew it.

Boyfriend's brainwashed ya.

He's not.

I'll keep up the oil for a while.

Least they've turned that corner.

So what'd you reckon the
odds are on Claire and Alex?

Not looking good.

I don't think either of
'em know what they want.

And us?

With the sheep I mean,
we still in business?

Organic all the way?

Absolutely.

You know you could've been wrong.

I'm never wrong Tess.

You should know that by now.

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You're doing this deliberately.

You've got tickets on yourself.

No I remember you once
telling me you were impulsive.

Yeah I can be.

I'm on my way home.

Fancy a drink?

Maybe some other time.

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(crying)

We weren't even a real couple.

Makes no difference.

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You can't even see where it was scratched.

Looks just like new.

Look I'm really sorry.

I guess while you were
busy being Cinderella,

I became the ugly sister.

I don't know why you're the
one whose got everything.

Yeah rich, rich, rich.

Yeah you are, you've got Meg.

Well yeah she's great and everything,

but I mean we're not-

You don't even notice.

If anything goes wrong,
Meg's there no matter what.

Well I guess.

And you're adventurous.

Beck you're the adventurous one.

No I'm not.

I would never go overseas on my own.

Why not?

Because if anything happened to me,

my family wouldn't be there to bail me out.

I'd be on my own.

Okay.

You can borrow mom.

But any scratches.

The point is to let gravity work for you.

Walk around, take a shower.

Some of you may find
that you can push better

in this position.

Won't have to do this
when I have the epidural.

What happened to the caesarian?

Oh that to.

I want all of that,
as many drugs as I can get.

Sometimes women working in the fields

squat under a tree to give birth.

See,
you don't have anything to worry about.

C'mon, squat.

You've gotta be kidding.

I knew I should've come
to this class on my own.

After this we'll do the one arm push-ups.

(laughing)

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