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- I've gathered you all here
to discuss the city's future,
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which I believe is bright.
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- Based on what?
- Not the energy
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I'm picking up from you guys.
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You're supposed
to be the movers
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and shakers of Krapopolis.
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- I move horse crap
from inside the stalls
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to outside the stalls.
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- And I only shake
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because I'm dangerously
malnourished.
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- And yet, you're still
the best we've got.
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Nobody wishes that wasn't
the case more than me.
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Don't you want a legacy,
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a way to know
you made a difference?
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- Mmm.
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- You've got to agree
that lately,
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the city's kind of
hit a plateau.
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- Why is that a bad thing?
A plateau is stable.
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Not sure you noticed,
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but pretty dangerous time
to be alive.
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This guy just died.
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- Then let's give
his life meaning
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by making this meeting matter.
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Civilization needs a swift kick
in the ass.
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Who's ready to lend a foot?
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Okay, you're dead now too,
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but doesn't that fill the rest
of you with a sense of urgency?
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- We just left the woods,
like, ten years ago.
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I think we're killing it.
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- How can you be
so content with this?
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It's so mediocre.
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We can do better,
and we will do better.
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- Sounds like you got
this figured out.
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Can we take a half day?
- Take the whole day.
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You're all fired.
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Oh, screw you too.
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[upbeat mythical music]
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♪ ♪
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- Good morning, family.
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- It's night, and nobody's
seen you for days.
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- Well, that is odd.
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Last thing I remember,
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I was drinking heavily
at the bar.
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Then I woke up at home.
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- Because I found you
passed out underneath a pile
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of very exhausted-looking
horses.
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- Doesn't ring a bell,
but since I made it
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all the way to dinner sober,
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I'm going to reward
my self-control
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with a lot of drinks.
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If anyone needs me,
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you know where to find me
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and where to drag me home to.
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- Where's your father going?
- To get drunk.
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- Fun, fun.
Hope you've all saved room.
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- We don't eat the horns
and hooves,
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at least not on purpose.
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- Well, someone has to.
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My temple is filled
with this stuff,
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and it's useless to me.
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- Why not just ask the people
for stuff you need?
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- Because gods
don't need anything.
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I mean,
I was briefly interested
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in that whole pooping thing,
but it would be criminal
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to waste my perfect ass
on that.
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So the only thing that matters
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is that people give me things
that they want.
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The suffering is how
I know they care.
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- Shouldn't you also be
answering their prayers?
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- Usually by the time
I get 'round to it,
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they're already dead.
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It's not my fault
you things are so fragile.
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- Can I come to your temple
and take some
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of the things you clearly
don't care about?
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- No, but you can
help me tidy up.
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And if you do a good job,
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maybe I'll let you rip off
an animal head
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for you to wear
on your other shoulder.
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- Sweet!
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- Using the butt to poop,
how pedestrian.
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- [grunts] I wanted this city
to be extraordinary.
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Well, sorry for trying
to make your lives better.
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[grunts]
[clattering]
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- My life's work!
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- Something bothering you?
- Something did bother me,
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but then I realized
to keep caring would be insane
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because nothing is
ever gonna change.
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Wanna join me?
- Nah, I'm good.
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I'm just enjoying my vacation.
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- "Vay-cay-tion"?
Sounds stupid.
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Where are you from,
someplace stupid?
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- Athens.
- Athens?
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Seriously? The Athens?
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- You've heard of it?
- Have I heard
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of the greatest city
in the world? Uh, yeah.
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- Well, we started using
these coins,
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and our civilization
really took off.
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Suddenly, I was rich and had
something called "free time."
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- Such a brilliant innovation.
Only in Athens.
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Krapopolis isn't ready
for anything like that.
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This city rioted
when I suggested
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building a barrier
between our watering hole
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and our poo puddle.
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How does it work?
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- We use these to buy and sell
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goods and services.
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I'm currently carrying
the equivalent
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of 50 chickens,
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and nothing is constantly
trying to peck at my testicles.
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It's called money.
Here, take one.
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I'm Gregorios, of Athens.
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- Tyrannis, of Krap--well,
the name isn't important.
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Just Tyrannis.
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Apparently, it's based
on a standard of exchange
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where these super fungible
tokens, or coins,
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represent a certain amount
that everyone agrees on.
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- What did you give
this Athenian for it?
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- Nothing really,
just a couple of cows, goats,
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chickens, most of our weapons.
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But I'm pretty sure I got
the better end of the deal.
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Think of how much more
efficient this will be.
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And since we're basically
at the beginning of time,
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most people have
the same amount of stuff,
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so they'll be starting on
a totally equal playing field.
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- There's only one problem.
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What do we do
with Athenian money?
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We don't live in Athens.
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- I know. I wish.
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- Counterpoint, screw Athens!
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What if we made our own money?
- Mm...
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- If it's good enough
for Athens,
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it's good enough for us
to steal from Athens.
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- It did give Athens
a jump start.
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And I would like to see
this city evolve
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from just trading
random animal parts.
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Okay, I'm in.
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- What should we put
on our coins?
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The Athenians used Athena,
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which is a little on the nose
for my taste.
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- It should be someone
important,
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someone the whole city
respects.
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- Someone who inspires
trust and enthusiasm.
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- The king!
- The weed dealer!
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- We all love Dylan,
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but I still think
I'm gonna go with my idea.
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[indistinct chatter]
- I love being drunk,
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which is why I got into
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the sitting-at-a-bar-
and-drinking business.
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Let us celebrate
our life choices
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with another round.
[cheering]
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- How many is that for today?
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- If I had to guess,
I'd say six barrels,
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but if I'm not seeing double,
12.
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Make that 13!
[cheering]
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- That seems like a lot
to drink without payin'.
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- So now you're gonna keep tabs
on how much I drink?
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I thought you were a bartender,
not my mother.
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crowd: Ooh.
- Everyone else pays.
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- With chickens.
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I provide something more
valuable--atmosphere.
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You think all these people
would be drinking here
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if not for me?
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The people love me.
I love the people.
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We all love drinking. No notes.
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- Alcohol is pretty addictive.
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- I will not stand here and let
you speak ill of alcohol.
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Apologize to the drinks.
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Do it. Kiss them.
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Tongue that booze.
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- No.
- Top me off.
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And while you do that,
I'll tell everyone the story
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of my very sensual encounter
with a griffin...
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[cheering]
And her twin.
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[excited chatter and laughter]
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- This is Krapopolis'
official coin.
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- Why does it have
your face on it?
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- Because I'm the most
important person in the city.
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- Isn't that the weed dealer?
- That's what I said!
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- It doesn't matter
who's on it.
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What matters is
what it represents.
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Don't you want an opportunity
to dream,
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to create a world where,
eventually,
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money is something
you can hold onto?
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Grow your wealth
instead of having
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to eat everything you earn?
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- How does that work?
- I'm really glad
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you asked that before rioting.
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Instead of something
being worth
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a certain number
of chickens or goats,
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everyone will agree
on a coin amount
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that is fair to both parties,
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and that amount of coins
can then be exchanged
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for the equivalent
in goods and services.
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- What about the guy in town
who used to make change?
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- I am so not married
to this career.
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- You can marry careers?
- What's a career?
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- I know you're gonna be
skeptical, but--
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- It feels right.
- You're really into it?
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You're not just saying you are
so you can get my hopes up
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and crush whatever spirit
I have left?
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- Let's do money!
- Okay.
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Everyone line up
with your possessions,
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and we'll start handing out
the Tyrannises.
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- I don't remember agreeing
on that name.
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- Sorry, got a little
ahead of myself.
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Call them whatever you want.
- Krap coins.
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- How many Krap coins do I get
for this?
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- Ugh, I never realized
how gross this was until now.
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- Ugh, this temple feels
more like a petting zoo.
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- People don't pet the animals
after they're dead.
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- Oh, right, you just eat them,
like that's better.
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What is this?
- It's called money.
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The city's using it instead
of trading chickens.
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- So these metal disks
are valuable to you mortals?
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- People are nuts for 'em.
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When I get enough money,
I'm gonna get a third pigtail.
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- I could finally have
a temple full of sacrifices
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that don't stink
like chicken crap.
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Oh, I like it.
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I'm in.
Spread the word.
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From now on, Deliria only
accepts cold hard money.
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[light chatter]
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- Isn't this exciting?
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- No, it's actually very,
very boring.
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- I think that means
it's working.
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I can't believe we're doing
something that Athens would do.
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Maybe money is the first step
to Krapopolis being more than
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just a greasy finger smudge
on the map.
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Who knows?
Maybe in my lifetime,
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I'll get to see us make it
all the way to a dot.
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[cheering]
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- Let's start
with a couple of barrels
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and see where
this day takes us.
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- We're gonna need
to discuss your tab.
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- We already agreed that
that was a stupid idea.
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Now I'm back to get drunk.
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- That was before
your son invented money.
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- Whose idea was it
for sex to lead to children?
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Something so good
should never have
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such a substantial downside.
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- I see your excessive drinking
is an obvious liability.
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- Don't make him go.
all: Yeah!
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- His loud boisterous behavior
keeps me from dealing
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with my own dark thoughts.
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- See? I'm the life and soul
of this place.
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- What if I paid you
to keep being that?
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- You want me to drink
as a job?
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- Drink, tell stories,
just be you.
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And while you're being you,
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00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:45,358
you can drink
as much as you like.
251
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,362
- Working goes against
everything I believe in,
252
00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:52,232
but being sober sounds
like genuine hell.
253
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,334
Gather round, fellow drunks.
254
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,138
It's time to get wasted
like it's my job,
255
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,606
which I guess it now is.
256
00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,009
[cheering]
257
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,543
- Tyrannis,
258
00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,412
we have a slight problem.
- What's that?
259
00:09:05,513 --> 00:09:07,014
- I went into town
to get some lunch.
260
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,282
- Woozie's Kebabs?
- Is there any other?
261
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,018
- You know it.
- Boom!
262
00:09:11,085 --> 00:09:12,453
But Woozie wouldn't give me any
263
00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,988
because I don't have
any more money.
264
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,089
- That's an easy fix.
265
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,957
We can just make
a lot more coins.
266
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,092
- But if the money isn't worth
267
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,826
the value
of something specific,
268
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,461
isn't it
by definition worthless?
269
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,197
- I bet you ten coins
this works.
270
00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:25,599
- Can't see a downside to that.
271
00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:28,402
- Where have you been?
- Drinking.
272
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,370
- Then why aren't you
happy and horny?
273
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,973
- Because it's my job now,
and I hate it.
274
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,674
Money has robbed me
of the thing
275
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,176
I love most in the world,
276
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,846
other than you, sex,
and stir fry, of course.
277
00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:40,814
- Oh, I think it's wonderful.
278
00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,049
I'm what people call "loaded."
279
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,751
- The things I could do
with all that.
280
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:45,719
- Then take it.
281
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:48,321
- But it's yours.
You earned it by being amazing.
282
00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,157
- True, but the point is
for the people
283
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,992
to give up something
that matters to them
284
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,360
to prove how much they love me.
285
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,929
Once they do that,
I don't need it anymore.
286
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,231
- And I thought
the greatest gift
287
00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,166
you could ever give me
was thousands of years
288
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,968
of mind-blowing orgasms.
289
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,269
- Why not have both?
290
00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,905
- This day has really
turned around.
291
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,807
both: Mmm.
292
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,409
[indistinct chatter]
293
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,210
- Two chickens, please.
- Sorry.
294
00:10:10,244 --> 00:10:11,478
I'm all out.
- But I have money.
295
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,779
- That doesn't make
more chickens.
296
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,981
- What if I give you more money
for those chickens?
297
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,417
- Mm, that could work.
- Hey!
298
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,185
- Sorry,
chickens cost more now.
299
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,053
- Fine, I'll pay more.
I want these chickens.
300
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,555
- Not if I pay more than you.
301
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,998
- You're late.
- How can I be late?
302
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,434
I own this bar.
- I own the bar.
303
00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:35,302
- Sorry, I forgot
to do this first.
304
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:38,706
[grunts] Still getting used
to this whole concept.
305
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,107
- That's a lot of money.
306
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,842
- Well, you can't put
a price on happiness.
307
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,945
I mean, you obviously should,
and it should be this amount.
308
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,447
- This place isn't worth
that much.
309
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,282
- It's worth double to me.
In fact, here.
310
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:52,252
- You're serious?
- Oh, I am very serious,
311
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,354
as serious
as a sober monster desperate
312
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,825
to end this conversation
and stop being sober.
313
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,026
- Then you got a deal.
314
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,128
- Fellow drunks, as of today,
315
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,496
this is Shlub's Bar,
316
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,065
and everyone drinks for free
at Shlub's Bar.
317
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,366
[cheering]
318
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,801
- That's not how you run a bar.
319
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,070
- No, that's not
how you run a bar.
320
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,872
This is exactly how I do it.
321
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,140
Now if you wanna sit down
322
00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:14,908
and drink for free,
you're welcome.
323
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,710
If not, get out.
324
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,513
- I always thought
becoming a king was the best
325
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,916
you could hope for in life,
but I was wrong.
326
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,184
Being rich is way better.
327
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,886
- I think that some
of the women in the city
328
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,488
were checking out
my slime trails
329
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,623
with whatever the opposite
of disgust is.
330
00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:32,359
- So what do we do if we run
out of stuff to buy,
331
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,562
but the people still
have a bunch of money?
332
00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:37,397
- We can pay someone
to figure that out for us.
333
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,232
That's the benefit
of being rich.
334
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,002
- Sir, here is your chicken.
- Excellent. I'm starving.
335
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,104
- Actually, chickens cost
a bit more now.
336
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,206
- How much more?
- 100 Tyrannises.
337
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,507
- How is that possible?
338
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,877
- There's a lot of coins
and not a lot of chickens.
339
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:50,977
- Hippo, you're the genius.
340
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,713
What do we do about this?
- Easy.
341
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,081
We make more coins.
342
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,382
- If you make more coins,
343
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,551
won't chickens just end up
costing even more?
344
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,987
- You do realize
I can have you killed, right?
345
00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:00,987
- How are you gonna pay
for that?
346
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,389
- Get out!
347
00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,357
Can we somehow
make more chickens?
348
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,126
- According to my experiments,
349
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,162
only chickens can
make more chickens,
350
00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:10,397
but I am willing to try again.
351
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,032
It's a pretty fun experiment.
352
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,834
- We can't let
this new system collapse.
353
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,068
We're too rich.
354
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,303
- Is there anyone we can ask
355
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,205
about how
this money system works?
356
00:12:18,272 --> 00:12:20,140
- The man from Athens,
he would know.
357
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,142
- Are you proposing
what I think you are?
358
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,243
- That's right, Hippo.
359
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,446
We're taking a vacation
to Athens!
360
00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:28,815
- Stupendous,
why is my altar empty?
361
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,718
Where are all my worshippers?
362
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:31,385
- Probably at the bar.
363
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,086
Shlub's giving away free booze,
364
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,454
and people were packing in.
365
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,489
They looked real happy.
366
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,025
- Happy people don't pray
to their gods.
367
00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:39,794
Miserable people are
the ones always
368
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,628
begging for this or that--
369
00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:43,330
a better wife, a child,
a child wife.
370
00:12:43,397 --> 00:12:46,233
Their misery is what fuels me.
371
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,536
See? That's the look of a guy
in need of a prayer.
372
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,972
- Great Deliria,
I come to you for answers,
373
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,407
for I am a lost soul.
374
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,776
- If you really want her help,
get to the point.
375
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,043
She's got lots of powers,
376
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,013
but a long attention span
ain't one of 'em.
377
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,080
- I used to have a purpose.
378
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,917
I'd wake up every morning
knowing what I had to do--
379
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,218
help people get drunk.
380
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,986
I've got nothing left.
381
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,321
I want my bar back.
382
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,222
- The bar you sold to Shlub?
383
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,057
- The bar where
all your worshippers
384
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,727
are spending every day
and night.
385
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,028
- I do miss the worship.
386
00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:15,162
I mean, once you get
a taste for it,
387
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,897
it's really hard to give up.
388
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,965
Fine. I'll help you.
389
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,902
[eerie music]
390
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:25,105
♪ ♪
391
00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:27,274
[vultures screech]
392
00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:28,875
- The map says we're here.
393
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,944
- This can't be the Athens.
394
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,913
- Our maps only have
three dots.
395
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,114
And if you wanted to navigate,
396
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:37,250
maybe you should have invented
the world's first compass!
397
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:40,053
- But where is the marble,
the senate, the democracy?
398
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,988
[Athenians growling]
Hey. Back off.
399
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,123
Those are mine!
400
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,558
[Athenians grumbling]
401
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,493
- Some vacation
this turned out to be.
402
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,098
- [groans]
403
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,834
- I'm feeling very relaxed.
404
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,202
- The sarcasm isn't helping.
405
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,971
- [sarcastically] Well,
not much I can do about that,
406
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,073
is there?
407
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,474
- [screams]
- [growling]
408
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,343
- I don't know
what is going on,
409
00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:04,278
but this is
a major disappointment.
410
00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,113
both: Aah!
- You're not safe here.
411
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,381
- Where is here?
- This is Athens.
412
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,884
Or at least it was.
- Gregorios?
413
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,252
What the hell is going on?
414
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,622
- When I left,
Athens was thriving,
415
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,590
but I came back to this.
416
00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:17,391
It was the money.
417
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,993
When the other Athenians
got low on coins,
418
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,227
they just started making more.
419
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,163
It seemed like
the perfect solution,
420
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:27,268
but it made everything worse,
so much worse.
421
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,904
Like they say,
"Mo' money, mo' problems."
422
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,439
- Oh, my God.
We are so screwed.
423
00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:34,241
- Oh, come on,
it couldn't have all been
424
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,943
because they made more coins.
425
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,177
- The money became worthless,
426
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,879
and people began
to turn on each other.
427
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,480
- This is bad.
- You think?
428
00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:42,216
Our entire civilization
collapsed
429
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,784
over a three-day weekend.
430
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:44,584
- What's a weekend?
431
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:45,953
- It's another thing
we invented--
432
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,020
- [growls]
- Aah!
433
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,488
- [straining]
- [grunts]
434
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,457
- Not the time for new ideas.
We still need to fix
435
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,059
the problems
your last one caused.
436
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,526
- What do you want me
to do about it?
437
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,995
Aah! Oh, my God.
438
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,163
[winces]
- I don't know yet,
439
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,931
but it involves
us leaving right now.
440
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,766
- [gurgling]
- Get off of me.
441
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,602
- [growling]
- Aah!
442
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,104
Oh, my God!
443
00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:05,639
[both grunting, growling]
444
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,674
Oh, my God!
445
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,048
- Unless you want to stay.
446
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,216
- So the kraken says,
447
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,318
"Lady, I live
in the bottom of the ocean,
448
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,521
and that's still the slimiest
thing I've ever been inside."
449
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,756
[laughter]
450
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,725
[all gasp]
451
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,394
- Attention, mortals.
452
00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,562
From now on,
if you pray at my temple,
453
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,865
you can drink for free,
and I'll even pay you
454
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,766
five coins to be there.
455
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:36,403
[all talking interestedly]
456
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,040
- What are you doing?
- Getting my worshipers back.
457
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,876
- But your worshippers
are my drunks.
458
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,044
- I need them.
459
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,512
- What am I meant
to do in an empty bar?
460
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:47,714
- You're more than welcome
to come to my temple.
461
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,484
It's gonna be
an absolute rager.
462
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,987
- I'm still not sure
what I got out of this deal.
463
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,357
- You get to be
a bartender again.
464
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,625
Isn't that what you wanted?
- I wanted my bar back.
465
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:02,429
- Well, I'm a god, not a genie.
You get what you get.
466
00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:05,231
- I really appreciate
you guys taking me with you.
467
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,967
- I wouldn't start
celebrating yet.
468
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,302
My people are gonna kill us
469
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,470
as soon as they learn
that their money is worthless.
470
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,139
I promised them
that we were on our way
471
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,041
to becoming a great city.
472
00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:15,442
They were content
with their lives,
473
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,178
and I'm the one who pushed them
to want more.
474
00:16:18,212 --> 00:16:20,080
I don't know
if I can face that.
475
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,282
- Here's a pitch:
what if we blame everything
476
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,051
on Gregorios and let the people
kill him instead?
477
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,219
- Uh--
- It's not personal.
478
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,821
I just really don't wanna die.
479
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,057
- Or we can use him--
480
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,959
- As a human shield, yes.
481
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,193
We're saying the same thing.
482
00:16:33,227 --> 00:16:35,262
- No, Gregorios is from Athens.
483
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,463
Everyone thinks of Athens
484
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,632
as the city other cities
want to be like.
485
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,402
They don't know
it's an apocalyptic hellhole.
486
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,270
- But I don't know anything
about money.
487
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,439
- Luckily,
my people know even less.
488
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:48,942
- This feels wrong.
489
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,177
- Because it's sacrilegious?
490
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:52,246
- No, because this isn't a bar.
491
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,981
- It's a place
where people are drinking.
492
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,716
Isn't that all a bar is?
493
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,318
- Oh, sometimes I forget
that you're the stupid one.
494
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,187
A bar is something
totally different.
495
00:17:00,221 --> 00:17:02,222
It has this indescribable thing
496
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,892
that makes getting blacked out
with strangers extra fun.
497
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,361
- Need a fresh one, Shlub?
498
00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:09,396
- You're working here now?
- Kind of.
499
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,264
I'm not totally sure
what this is.
500
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,866
- Well, I'll tell you
what it isn't,
501
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:13,968
and that's a bar.
502
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,135
- Ain't that the truth?
503
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,904
Shlub, I was wrong
504
00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:18,772
to ask you to pay
for your drinks.
505
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,040
I got way too caught up
506
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,742
in the business part
of the bar business.
507
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,478
- It was an ugly side of you.
- Give me the bar back.
508
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,347
We can make things
how they used to be.
509
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,782
I love you, Shlub.
- I love you too.
510
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,250
Well, not you specifically.
511
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,485
I don't even know your name.
512
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,654
But I love the fact
that you own a place
513
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:37,124
that I can go to where
I can get totally blasted.
514
00:17:37,158 --> 00:17:39,126
- From now on,
you'll always drink for free.
515
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,195
- That's all I ever wanted.
516
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,629
Don't wait up, Stupendous.
517
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,599
Daddy's going on the bender
of a lifetime.
518
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:49,270
- People of Krapopolis,
money is the future.
519
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,205
I know there are more coins
than there are chickens,
520
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,041
and that might seem like
a problem, but it's not.
521
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,443
- Why not?
- Because I've brought
522
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,478
a genuine Athenian back
523
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,680
to make sure
that our system is solid,
524
00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:01,081
and he says it is.
525
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:04,384
- I do?
- Yes. You are a money genius.
526
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:08,455
And you've calculated all
the chickens and all the coins
527
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,058
and can now say that the value
of one coin is...
528
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,360
- If you wanted me
to say something,
529
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,162
we probably should have
rehearsed this first.
530
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,363
- Not a great time for notes,
Gregorios.
531
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,431
What he meant to say is
"One chicken."
532
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,133
- Isn't that how
this all started?
533
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,335
- It is, but now
Gregorios is going
534
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,038
to be the official keeper
of the chickens and coins.
535
00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:26,039
- Good for me.
536
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,607
- He'll regulate how much
everything is worth,
537
00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:30,844
and when he says something
is worth more or less,
538
00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:31,879
we won't question it
539
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:34,014
because his job is complicated,
540
00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:35,716
and to challenge him would mean
541
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:38,185
we had to do a lot
of extra work,
542
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:41,455
and that would mean no time
for vacation.
543
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,224
- What's a vacation?
- Oh, man!
544
00:18:44,258 --> 00:18:47,360
Get ready to have
your minds blown.
545
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,297
- What happens if people ever
really question the system?
546
00:18:50,364 --> 00:18:53,033
It will not stand up to even
the most basic scrutiny.
547
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,768
- They won't
because they're lazy,
548
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,504
and even if one day they do,
we'll be long dead by then,
549
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,306
and it'll be someone
else's problem.
550
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,475
- But the people
never did lose faith.
551
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,111
Rather than question
how currency worked,
552
00:19:04,178 --> 00:19:05,512
they just went along with it
553
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:08,249
because they really liked
buying stuff,
554
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,251
which meant
they needed more money.
555
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,219
So everybody got jobs
556
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,488
and worked themselves
to the bone.
557
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,691
All of this working ate up
so much of their lives,
558
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:21,095
they began to forget
what made living special.
559
00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:24,264
But eventually,
the system grew so large
560
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,933
that trying to challenge it
would mean the end
561
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:30,003
of everything, so nobody did.
562
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,272
And that's how we got Walmart.
563
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,344
- You guys, I'm so bad.
564
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,214
I snorted Dionysus' ergot.
- Oh, no.
565
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,416
- Yeah, that stuff
really messes you up.
566
00:19:42,483 --> 00:19:45,619
Like, I could see sounds
and hear colors.
567
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,355
The last breath of a dying tree
told me a secret
568
00:19:48,389 --> 00:19:50,991
of a coin-based currency
that when gifted to humans
569
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,626
would make them go berserk.
570
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,262
It showed me a future
where Deliria's stupid family
571
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,798
started using this money
in their stupid city.
572
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,766
Maybe it was because I was
coming down from the ergot,
573
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,936
but they were all being
weirder and dumber than usual.
574
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,239
- So what did they actually do
with it?
575
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,073
- They used it to pay for
things they wanted or needed.
576
00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:08,742
- But why?
They already had trade.
577
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,411
Did this money make them happy?
- Quite the opposite.
578
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,280
It made them
even more miserable.
579
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,349
- Is there a lesson
to be learned here?
580
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,352
- Uh, don't snort
Dionysus' ergot?
581
00:20:18,419 --> 00:20:21,088
- No, always listen
to dying tree breath.
582
00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:23,023
Maybe we should give
the humans currency.
583
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,058
- If my hallucinations
are accurate,
584
00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:26,794
and let's be real,
they probably are,
585
00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:31,131
money could make the mortals do
all sorts of horrible things.
586
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,067
They might just do anything
to get more of it.
587
00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:37,871
And inevitably,
it could make them all sad,
588
00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:39,372
even the ones with a lot of it.
589
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,209
Then they'll come
crawling to us.
590
00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:46,113
That's more valuable
than all the dead chickens!
591
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,448
[laughs maniacally]
592
00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:49,283
- Is there anything else
I can get for you?
593
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:51,217
- No, everything was terrific.
594
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,286
Here, take this
for your service.
595
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,189
It's worth one whole chicken.
596
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,891
- And so it begins.
597
00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:01,261
[evil laughter]
598
00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:07,000
[all gasp]
- My life's boat.
599
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,636
[laughter]
600
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,573
- God, I love this place.
- Isn't it the best?
601
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,307
- Did you get any of that?
602
00:21:16,744 --> 00:21:18,311
- Bento.
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