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Cease fire!
Cease fire! Heads up!
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Man down! Cease fire!
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Stupid motherfucker!
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Sí.
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What's up, Sylvia?
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Cute little outfit.
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You look nice.
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Mike's in the bedroom.
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Yeah?
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Man, I said you look nice.
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I have a court appearance, Jim.
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Well, you just give 'em hell.
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Hey.
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Spiffy duds, huh?
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You look like a gift-Wrapped turd.
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Now please leave me alone.
I have to concentrate.
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I have two filings and
a deposition today.
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Play nice, kids.
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What up, dog?
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Nothing. Just got back. Cool. Cool.
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How was Mexico, dog?
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Oh, it was a dream, man.
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Loving my woman. Right.
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That's it. I'm out of here.
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Those are copies of your resumé.
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Pass them out like candy.
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'Cause I can always print up more.
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And just call me if
anything happens, okay?
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And no drinking.
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Come on, baby, be cool.
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Honey, I'm serious.
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No drinking. Okay?
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I love you. I love you, too.
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Good luck.
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Your suit's fine, okay?
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Dude, she called me a
gift-Wrapped turd.
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Don't be fucking with
her, dude.
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She's pissed.
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Why is she on the warpath?
Dog...
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I didn't look for work yesterday, dude.
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Sold some of her CDs, bought
a couple of 40s
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and a pack of GPCs.
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Caught a buzz and watched
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My Chicago Vs. Lakers tapes.
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That's on you, homie.
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We didn't even hang yesterday.
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I was out of the country.
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So? My old lady still
thinks it's your fault.
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Huh? Huh? Hmm?
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Come on, dude, let's
get the fuck out of here
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And find my ass some employment.
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It's cool you driving me around?
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Yeah, dude, it's cool.
It's no trouble.
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Here, asshole.
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Breakfast.
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Oh... ho, ho...
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Dog.
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No pisto for me, dude.
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Today's a no-Pounding
day. You heard the woman.
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Good. More for me.
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Fuck it.
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Salud. Salud.
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Man, hope they put me in
the next class or I'm fucked.
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I can't pay my rent.
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Landlady's about to
pull a gauge on my ass.
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What happened to all that money
you saved in the army, dude?
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The tax-Free shit?
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Man, bro, this fucking
ride cleaned me out.
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I guess we drank up the rest.
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Dumb ass.
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Cops better start paying you, dude.
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You spend enough fucking time with them.
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They better start kicking
me down some paychecks, man.
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They got me hopping
through hoops, you know?
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"Come in for a test."
"Come back in two weeks."
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Another test, another two weeks.
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Fuck.
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Shit gets real,
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You be hating life.
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Party time will be over.
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Dude, you don't know how much
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I'm looking forward to this shit.
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You know, I'll be super recruit.
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I was jumping out of choppers
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In the mountains, taking down
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Hard motherfuckers, you know?
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I'll be laughing my way
through LAPD's reindeer games.
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Shit, they're gonna love me.
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Yeah, yeah, you're gonna
fucking love them, dude.
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Ah, fuck you.
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I'm going to love my old lady.
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I'm gonna marry homegirl.
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Import her ass.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Dude, what happened to all the honeys
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We were gonna pimp with
your badge, dog?
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You're fucking up the plan.
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I've been thinking, you know?
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Love's about sacrifice.
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Only true measure of it.
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What would you do for Sylvia?
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Get a job.
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Mm... Nine to fucking five.
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Yeah.
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That's love.
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Hey.
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Good morning.
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So when do you officially
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hand your ass over to the Man?
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"Mr. Jim Davis, we regret to inform...
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I had two beers, right?
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Yeah.
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Going fucking blind or something.
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Okay, this letter says, quoting...
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"No longer eligible as a
police officer candidate."
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Come on, dude.
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"No longer eligible"? I mean,
what does that sound like?
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They pulled the plug, dude.
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No, no...
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Why?
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Oh, man, I'll bet you...
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I'll bet you it's 'cause I'm white.
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I bet it's 'cause you're a dick.
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No, no, no, Mike, you don't understand.
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I am fucked.
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I got to get married.
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Okay? INS won't let
me bring Marta across
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Unless I got employment.
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I promised her.
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This fucks up my plan.
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This is fucking bullshit, okay?
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This... these fucking assholes...
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These fucking assholes!
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What the fuck is their problem, man?!
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This is fucking typical
cop hate game bullshit!
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Yo, yo, fucking chill, Magilla Gorilla.
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I mean you're trippin', dude.
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Hey, what the fuck
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Are you looking at, asshole?!
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Fucking dick.
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Yo, yo,
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Jim, Jim...
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I'm gonna fucking kick your
teeth down your puke hole!
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You fucking want some?
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Jim, Jim, dude.
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Kick back, dude.
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The fucking light is green.
Get the fuck in the car.
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Man, fuck. You're going to catch
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A case doing that shit, man.
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What the fuck were you doing?
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Fuck the LAPD, man.
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What's up with Pasadena,
Pomona, Santa Ana and all that?
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Oh, no, fuck the sticks.
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L.A. City's the shit.
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Hey, Sheriff's Department.
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It's good enough for the INS
and still basically L.A., right?
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Yeah, Sheriff's Department, yeah.
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They make you work the
jails the first two years
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Or something.
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I could be cracking heads
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Up at the Honor Ranch.
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I'll give 'em a call, start testing.
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Yeah.
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That's right.
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Yo, it's just a minor setback, right?
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Quit trippin', dude.
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Shit.
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Hey, you know what I want to do?
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What?
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I want to get fucked up.
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Me, too, man.
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I got to find a job and
placate my baby, you know.
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Sylvia's going to kick your ass?
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Come on, big man, she'll be cool.
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Come on.
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Bye, Nicole. Bye.
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Let me get a couple of
singles, too, please.
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Sorry, you buy whole pack.
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Be cool, dude.
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If I buy a whole pack
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I'm gonna want to smoke it.
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I just want a couple
of smokes with my beer.
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City give me $1,500 ticket.
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No more.
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Asshole.
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Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
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Oh, shit.
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That fucking gangster, man.
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00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,191
Homeboy just ran a
six second four-Forty.
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Damn, the chino looked
fucking pissed, man.
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You think we'll be
able to go back there?
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I hate that shit.
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Fuckin' chino lookin' at us
like we were gonna bust him?
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Come on, dude. We're wearin' suits, man.
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We totally look like cops.
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He said he got fined for that shit.
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He was just being cautious.
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Well, we got pisto, we got frajos.
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Only one thing missin'.
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Be-At-Ches.
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Oh, yeah, I mean besides bitches, man.
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Yesca? Mm-Hmm.
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Bingo.
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I need to feel some reefer madness.
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00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,977
You sure you want to
score some bud, dude?
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You haven't smoked out
since like forever, man.
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I said I want to get fucked up, man.
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Fuck this purity bullshit.
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Yeah... fuck purity.
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Aw, man, look at this zero-Head, dog.
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Stupid-Ass cholo.
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Look at that.
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That dude's slangin', dog.
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Want to get a dime?
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00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,922
No, I want it all.
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Go for the stash, man.
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00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,356
Whoa, go, go, go.
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00:16:23,356 --> 00:16:25,025
Hey, hey, yo, yo.
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That's my shit!
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Fuck.
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Outstanding.
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Out-Fucking-Standing.
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That shit was slick.
225
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,038
That motherfucker just got schooled.
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Bitch-Ass cholo.
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Check this shit out, huh? Yeah.
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Nice motherfucking haul.
You see that shit, huh?
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Mm. It's not laced either.
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Smell that shit.
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Smell that motherfucking shit.
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We just burned my car.
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We go back there, we're gonna get shot.
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Yeah, no shit.
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Man, bust that light.
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Roll that shit up.
237
00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:58,725
Yeah, yeah, Cool.
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00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,477
Yo, let's drop off some resumés first.
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Then we'll smoke out, dude.
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Some resumés.
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00:17:02,979 --> 00:17:04,064
Yeah.
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Ah, man, fresh air.
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Look.
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Oh! They're dropped off, man.
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You fucking asshole, man.
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I got to get a fucking job, man.
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What's your problem, man?
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What the fuck are you doing, dickhead.
249
00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:15,742
Yo, Mike, first
day looking--
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Nobody ever gets a job
their first day looking.
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Come on, don't sweat it, man.
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Hey, I can't fuck around tomorrow.
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I got to get a job for sure.
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This is your job, man.
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So act like a fucking professional,
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Spark up the goods, 'cause
we got a lot of work to do.
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It's harsh. It's good, though.
258
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You okay?
259
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,367
How are those lungs, baby?
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There it is.
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That magic feeling.
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Damn, look at that bitch.
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Oh, damn.
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Fuck, yeah.
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00:18:32,819 --> 00:18:34,321
She's fucking good.
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I bet she got skills.
I want to get laid.
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You just saw your woman.
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Only hit her once, man.
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We can't go nowhere alone.
They got me sleeping in the car.
270
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,836
Family's got that ass under guard, huh?
271
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,004
Lock and key.
272
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,840
Fuck, I want to get laid.
273
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:57,010
Pay a visit to my harem, huh?
274
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,178
Online, pornmeister.
275
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,805
Uh-Uh, let's go to Letty's pad, man.
276
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,681
How much you want to bet I hit it.
277
00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:03,517
She won't, dog. How
much you want to bet?
278
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,893
She won't give you shit, dog.
279
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,520
You big time fucked her over.
280
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:09,314
Aw, man, I popped that poodahey.
281
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,567
I got that mind control, man.
282
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:16,196
How much you want to
bet I get back up in it?
283
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,697
20 bucks?
284
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,032
You ain't got 20 bucks.
285
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,034
So, neither do you, man.
286
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,869
Come on, shake on that shit.
287
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:25,288
Come on.
288
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,624
What the fuck, let's go.
289
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,293
I got it.
290
00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:32,921
What's up, Patty?
291
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,882
Y tu hermana? She ain't here.
292
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,467
Y sabes que?
293
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,553
You're not welcome in this house.
294
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,722
Sure, Patty.
295
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,891
I'd love to come in.
296
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,644
Thank you.
297
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,896
Are they here?
298
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:58,196
You're looking fine, as fuck, chulas.
299
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,407
Don't... don't touch me, please.
300
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,076
Hey, hey.
301
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,747
You got to get out of here.
302
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,749
Letty...
303
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,918
I just wanted to see you again.
304
00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:17,924
Hey, Patty, you want to
grab me a pisto or something?
305
00:20:17,924 --> 00:20:19,968
I ain't grabbing you shit.
306
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,344
Oh, you still got a mouth, huh?
307
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,430
Maybe one day you'll
learn how to keep it shut.
308
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,683
Laters. I'm going to my room.
309
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,978
You know you have to
run his ass out of here.
310
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,608
Baby.
311
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,946
Let's sit down.
312
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,040
No, no, no.
313
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:54,127
So, um...
314
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,046
You a cop yet?
315
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,631
I'm working on it.
316
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,966
Y tu?
317
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,969
Que andas haciendo?
318
00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:05,388
Well, you know, I'm
going to L.A. Trade Tech.
319
00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:08,058
It's good you're doing positive shit.
320
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,406
What, after everything
I don't get a kiss?
321
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:26,159
It's because of everything
you can't get a kiss.
322
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,328
Oh, come on, come here.
323
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,581
Yeah.
324
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,421
Don't.
325
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,173
Jim, I got a boyfriend.
326
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,008
Who?
327
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,344
Flaco.
328
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,345
You're back with that
329
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,681
Piece of shit after what he did, Letty?
330
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,184
You're not fucking him, are you?
331
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,520
Please tell me no.
332
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,356
Yes. So... just go.
333
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,191
'Cause there's nothing
here for you, Jim.
334
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,695
See?
335
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,029
Okay?
336
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,865
I don't believe this shit, Letty.
337
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,700
You're too good for that.
338
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,041
You gotta go.
339
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,877
Go. Please!
340
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,044
Let me talk to them.
341
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,046
No, Jim, don't be stupid. Please.
342
00:22:20,046 --> 00:22:24,384
Okay? Largate. Just go.
343
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:31,475
I guess it's later days.
344
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,904
Largate. Just go!
345
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,448
Flaco, the pinchi guero's here!
346
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,742
Apuarte, Jim! Hurry up!
347
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,827
Fuck him up! I got him!
348
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,766
Fucking white boy!
349
00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:17,604
What's up, faggot?!
350
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,440
We're going to fuck you up!
351
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,279
Yo! Pop the trunk
352
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,531
So I can handle this shit!
353
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,282
Fuck you, puto!
354
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,951
I'll bust you!
355
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,953
Leave him alone!
356
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:36,957
Pop the fucking trunk!
357
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,809
Jim!
358
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,479
Oh, you fucked up!
359
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,648
Get your fucking knees
down on the curb now!
360
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,316
Get the fuck over there, man!
361
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,318
Don't fucking move unless you
want your brains hanging out!
362
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:06,486
What's your problem, Flaco?
363
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:09,489
Motherfucker!
364
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,491
Fucking knees on the curb, man!
365
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:14,911
That's right!
366
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:18,999
Interlock your fingers
behind your heads, Flaco!
367
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,585
You deaf fuck!
368
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,423
Yo, Mike.
369
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:27,758
Yeah?
370
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,176
Do up their ride.
371
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:32,095
Freeze, bitch!
372
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:35,098
I'm going to take that
big ass of yours home,
373
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,350
Hit it for a minute, you know?
374
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,685
Fuck off!
375
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:39,686
Now you got it.
376
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:44,691
Yo, relax, homie.
377
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:50,030
You break Letty's heart,
I'm coming for your mom.
378
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,198
Fuck!
379
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,869
Hey, haina.
380
00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:57,037
Whoo!
381
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,622
Fuck off! Oh, yeah?
382
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,540
What you got down here?
383
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,125
Oh...
384
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,710
Liking that.
385
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:10,801
Damn! Those are badass kicks, dog.
386
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:13,720
Lucky you got little bitch feet,
387
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,139
Else I'd be stomping around
in them motherfuckers.
388
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,058
Fuck you, puto. Huh?
389
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,726
Yeah. Fuck you. Yes?
390
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:24,564
You fucking stay still!
391
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,900
Bitches! If you didn't
have that fucking gun,
392
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,486
Ese, it wouldn't be about shit, homie.
393
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,405
Not fucking shit!
394
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,907
Hey, later, Patty!
395
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,742
I hope you're not pregnant, but you know
396
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:36,910
You wanted me to blow in you.
397
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,078
Fuck you!
398
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,746
Bye, Letty!
399
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,839
Salud.
400
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,173
Salud.
401
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,513
Divvy up the bounty, dude.
I know you got some cash.
402
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:09,276
I know I got more than that.
403
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,363
Yeah. Here we go.
404
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:14,698
Shit.
405
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,950
That's my pussy she's giving away there.
406
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,704
Homeboy uses extra large.
407
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,456
Man, that's it? Next time,
408
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,124
Jack someone with a job.
409
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,794
Well, fuck you. What
did you get, their lunch?
410
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,546
Check it out.
411
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:32,632
Holy shit. You're kidding me.
412
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:41,975
Whoo! It's a fucking Ruger
P-94. Nine millimeter.
413
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,895
14, plus one in the chamber.
414
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,646
It's a good fucking gun. Durable.
415
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,482
It's brand-New.
416
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,569
It's a BB gun.
417
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:53,987
Yeah. Cool.
418
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,655
Here you go, dog.
419
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:56,990
About time you got a cohete.
420
00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:58,492
No. I don't want it.
421
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,827
Why the fuck not? I'll use it.
422
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:02,829
That's a good reason. Sell it.
423
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,915
How much you think we
can get for the gun?
424
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,667
Two bills, maybe three. Costs six new.
425
00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,836
We'll sell it and split the greenery.
426
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:10,837
You sure?
427
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:12,506
It's cool, dude.
428
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,091
50-50.
429
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,761
Good BB gun though.
430
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:20,347
Shoot some birds and shit.
431
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,182
Hey, put that shit away.
432
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,683
Looks real as hell.
433
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,019
Not a bad day's work.
434
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:40,534
Get down to business though.
435
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,036
I know you didn't get any.
436
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:44,538
So pay up, motherfucker.
437
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,544
Dick.
438
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:57,384
Hello. This is a message
for Michael Alonzo.
439
00:27:57,384 --> 00:28:02,222
This is Bob Luell at
the Palm Glen Group.
440
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,307
We have reviewed your resumé,
441
00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:07,060
And would like to make an appointment
442
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:08,478
For later in the week.
443
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:09,646
Please call me at your
444
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,481
Earliest convenience.
445
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:12,482
Thank you.
446
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,818
Huh? That's good.
447
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,403
One more? This is fun.
448
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,572
Sounded a little gay, but it was good.
449
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,742
No, no, no. No. That's
it, dude. That's it.
450
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,910
I get too many callbacks,
451
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,162
Sylvia's going to get suspicious.
452
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,830
Oh, Sylvia's going to
be kissing your ass.
453
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,248
Not if she recognizes your voice.
454
00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:30,250
Oh, she won't. Here, sir.
455
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,918
No, no, no, no, no. I'm cool.
456
00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:33,420
Come on. I'm cool.
457
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,922
I want to get home before
the little woman and sober up.
458
00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:37,924
Come on, bro. One brew.
459
00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:40,260
All right, but hey,
460
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,179
I got to look for a
job tomorrow for sure.
461
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,430
Okay? I can't be getting fucked up
462
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,514
Behind Sylvia's back when I'm supposed
463
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:45,599
To be looking for work, man.
464
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,350
Not cool. Tomorrow, for sure.
465
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,436
I got to find a job, too.
466
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,193
Hello.
467
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:01,031
Yes, sir.
468
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,118
Yes, sir. That is correct.
469
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,620
Six years.
470
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,872
Honorably discharged.
471
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,624
Yes, sir.
472
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:12,459
I would love to.
473
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,545
Believe me, I would
welcome the opportunity.
474
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:18,632
Tomorrow
475
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:21,551
Is not a problem.
476
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:23,887
Thank you, sir. You
have a good day, too.
477
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,640
Good-Bye, sir.
478
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,892
That was the man, huh? You're all "Sir,
479
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,310
Sir, sir."
480
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:34,481
Yes! Fucking yes! Thank God!
481
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,821
That was the man! That
was the Federal man!
482
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,407
The Federal man!
483
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,658
Department of Homeland Security
484
00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,576
Wants me to come in
tomorrow to start testing!
485
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:49,496
Oh, shit!
486
00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:50,831
Fucking A, my brother!
487
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,165
That shit is righteous, motherfucker!
488
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,417
It's on, homie!
489
00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,085
Wow, man. Tomorrow.
490
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,837
So what the fuck you
going to do now, dude?
491
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,422
I got to take a piss test.
492
00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,840
If I'm cool, I'm in the house.
493
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:06,346
Yeah! Oh!
494
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:09,850
Shit, dude, do they piss test for weed?
495
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,519
Oh, shit!
496
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:16,773
You fucked up, man.
497
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,692
Oh, fuck.
498
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:22,112
I fucked up.
499
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,698
Oh, fuck. I fucked up.
500
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,117
Fuck! Oh...
501
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,203
You know, one dope
molecule, and I'm done.
502
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,706
And they will burn me
503
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,292
With every law enforcement
outfit in the country.
504
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,543
Shit!
505
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,878
Wait, wait, wait, wait, dude.
506
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:41,298
Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
507
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,216
Hey, there's a way out of
every fucking situation.
508
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,719
Right? Relax, dude. Yeah, yeah.
509
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,221
Yeah. I'm going to do
what I got to do, you know?
510
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,389
It's cool. Fuck, yeah.
511
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,474
I'll pass that shit.
512
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:51,892
Hell, yeah. Yeah.
513
00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:54,311
Of course you will, dude!
514
00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:57,230
Later, loco.
515
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,565
Don't fucking trip, dude.
516
00:30:58,565 --> 00:30:59,483
All right.
517
00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,485
Shit.
518
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:08,742
Eat.
519
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:11,828
Come in, dumb ass!
520
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,751
What's up, dog?
521
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:18,752
What up, dog...
522
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,588
Hey, Jim. Want some coffee?
523
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:22,672
Sure.
524
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,508
Want some eggs? There's extra.
525
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,760
Yes, ma'am. Please.
526
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,763
I, uh, heard about the LAPD.
527
00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:31,681
Sorry about that.
528
00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,600
I thought they guaranteed you a job.
529
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,185
Yea. Me, too.
530
00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,855
Well, maybe it wasn't meant to be.
531
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,608
You know, you being a cop.
532
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,278
Tell her what's up, dude.
533
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,613
Well, I applied
534
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,699
To all the Federal law
enforcement agencies.
535
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,034
You know, ATF, Border Patrol,
536
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,536
ICE, Homeland Security, all of them.
537
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:55,288
And Homeland Security's
interested in me.
538
00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:57,874
They want me to come in
today and start testing.
539
00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,377
Wow. That's great. How sure is this?
540
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,129
Well, I got a urinalysis today.
541
00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,381
If I pass that, I'll be
a Special Agent candidate,
542
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,383
And then I could be
out of here next month.
543
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,301
You haven't been smoking out, have you?
544
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:12,055
Nah. Chilled on that shit a while back.
545
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,307
Good. Well, thanks for
driving Mike around yesterday.
546
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,226
Yeah, sure. Yeah, bro.
547
00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:18,228
Three callbacks.
548
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,897
Damn! Good!
549
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:23,650
We dropped off enough resumés. Whoo!
550
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,152
Got more.
551
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,153
Yeah! Yeah!
552
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:27,738
Well, you have to keep trying
553
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:29,322
Until something happens.
554
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,824
Finding a job is a job, right?
555
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,159
Lunch money.
556
00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,410
Thank you.
557
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:34,745
And good luck today.
558
00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,663
Thank you.
559
00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:38,165
Love you. I love you, too.
560
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,000
Good luck.
561
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,419
And, Jim, good luck on your pee test.
562
00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,670
I hope you studied.
563
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:49,092
I'm going to cram for it.
564
00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:51,511
Man, that's freaky.
565
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,597
She was in a good mood.
566
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,098
Breakfast and beer money?
567
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,099
Yeah, dude.
568
00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:58,518
She heard the messages last night.
569
00:32:58,518 --> 00:32:59,686
She got me a sixer.
570
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,354
I slammed two last night.
571
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:03,023
Out-Fuckin'-Standing!
572
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,691
Now we know beer is
just a phone call away.
573
00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:05,942
Yeah.
574
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:08,695
Yeah. We talked shit
out last night, though.
575
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:11,948
You know? Hey, all she
wants is for me to get a job.
576
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:14,868
I shouldn't be playing her like that.
577
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,288
Dude, you had a good job,
578
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,957
With that, uh, with
that Web design shit.
579
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,542
Had, dude. Had.
580
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,795
All right? All that shit's in India now.
581
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,463
Want a cold one? No, later.
582
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:27,714
You got any vinegar?
583
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:30,217
Vinegar? What for?
584
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,224
Ah...
585
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,226
Oh...
586
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,310
Damn, dude!
587
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,478
Ah...!
588
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,231
Man! That is fuckin' sick, man.
589
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,233
What'd you do that for?
590
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:47,734
Shuts down the old kidneys. Ooh.
591
00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:49,736
Come on, let's roll.
592
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,246
Grab me that bag, dude.
593
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,422
Little trick I learned in the service.
594
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,760
Aw, that's sick, dude.
595
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,430
You're gonna stick a
turkey baster in your dick?
596
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,099
Quit looking, faggot.
597
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,935
You wish.
598
00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,360
Oh, man.
599
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,695
Fuckin'...
600
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,280
Shit, dude.
601
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,364
Oh, fuckin' shit...
602
00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:36,032
Aw...
603
00:34:37,451 --> 00:34:39,119
Aw, motherfucker!
604
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,124
Whew!
605
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,625
Ah...
606
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,048
That was...
607
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,718
Unpleasant.
608
00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:01,475
Man...
609
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,562
Man, I want to get this shit over with.
610
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,898
You know, my teeth are floating.
611
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,568
Oh...
612
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,154
You get those in the military, dog?
613
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:16,406
I was a Ranger.
614
00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:18,575
Your mom still suck a mean dick, hmm?
615
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,327
Gotcha! Shouldn't ignore people.
616
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:21,912
Why don't you go fuck yourself!
617
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,080
Hey!
618
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,498
Let's play nice,
619
00:35:24,498 --> 00:35:26,083
Boys.
620
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:29,169
I have everyone's "Consent
to Urinalysis" form signed
621
00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:30,253
And dated, am I right?
622
00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:31,254
Yes, sir.
623
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,256
Good. I'm Agent Richards.
624
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,925
Jackets off.
625
00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:37,094
I will now administer the easiest test
626
00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:39,096
Homeland Security will ever give you,
627
00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:40,514
The whizz quiz.
628
00:35:40,514 --> 00:35:42,933
Roll up both sleeves past the elbow.
629
00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:49,189
Remove all gloves,
rings, watches, bracelets,
630
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:53,527
Jewelry, Band-Aids and bandages.
631
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:57,114
I want to see nothing but
bare hands and forearms.
632
00:35:57,114 --> 00:35:59,699
Wiggle your fingers.
633
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:02,452
Let me see both sides.
634
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,287
Beautifully done.
635
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,415
Again, gentlemen, no talking.
636
00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:07,707
Detweiler, is it?
637
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,626
You're with me.
638
00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:24,391
Fucker.
639
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,565
Next!
640
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:36,653
Name?
641
00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:38,822
Davis, Jim.
642
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,490
Ah, the Ranger.
643
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:41,908
Yes, sir.
644
00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:44,911
You serve? 101st.
645
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,414
High speed. All right.
646
00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,332
Think you can fill that, son?
647
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:52,043
I could fill a goddamn trash can, sir.
648
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:55,088
You're full of piss and
vinegar, aren't you, Jim?
649
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,257
Yes, sir.
650
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,513
Hey, unload that shit before
you clown with it, okay?
651
00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:05,265
I don't want my head blown off
652
00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:06,641
Just when I'm getting it straight.
653
00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:10,854
Pop! What's it like
654
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,355
To just straight-Up
whack a motherfucker?
655
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:15,484
What's it like? I mean,
what the fuck, you know?
656
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,028
It's like nothing. What's
it supposed to be like?
657
00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:19,404
You tell me.
658
00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:21,740
You were busting heads for the military.
659
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:24,284
I can't talk about this shit, Mike.
660
00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:30,874
But I will tell you one
thing-You point and shoot,
661
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:33,710
Pop, pop, move on, fuck 'em,
they shouldn't have been there,
662
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,295
You move the fuck on.
663
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:39,299
You do not stop and think about it.
664
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,551
It's not a big deal. So if it's nothing,
665
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:42,969
Then what you getting all mad for?
666
00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:44,179
I'm not getting mad.
667
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,639
I just hate stupid questions, Mike.
668
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,808
You think you killed a lot of Commies?
669
00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:49,893
They weren't Commies, dumb
ass. Then what were they?
670
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:52,312
You know what they were--
They were fuckin' Hajjis,
671
00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:54,856
Terrorists, the bad guys.
672
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:57,901
Did you like it? Oh, shit.
673
00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,903
Did you dig it?
674
00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:02,322
You bust a nut?
675
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:06,159
Not fuckin' now, man. Seriously.
676
00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:09,830
You're killing my buzz, dude.
677
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,332
Aw, kick back, stress case.
678
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:14,668
Are we on a mission to
sell this piece or what?
679
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,836
Hell, yeah.
680
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,254
Let's sell this fuckin' piece.
681
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,881
Got to get some scratch,
you know what I'm saying?
682
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:20,674
Pop! Pop! Pop!
683
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,522
Yo, Darrel!
684
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:38,191
Yo, yo, yo, Darrel!
Wake the fuck up, Darrel!
685
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,027
Darrel!
686
00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:43,321
Come on, come on, come
on, wake up and fuckin'
687
00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:44,948
Shine!
688
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:52,998
Y'all need to knock
this shit off right now.
689
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,460
Hey, what's up, bro?
690
00:38:58,295 --> 00:38:59,755
Come on in, motherfuckers.
691
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,214
Yeah.
692
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,049
Get your little ass up in here.
693
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,176
Shit!
694
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,387
Oh, man...
695
00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,723
Y'all scared the fuck out of me, man.
696
00:39:10,891 --> 00:39:13,310
You motherfuckers got ties on.
697
00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:15,228
I saw that city-Lookin'
car pull up--
698
00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:17,397
I thought y'all was
some rollers or shit.
699
00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,859
I just got out of County.
700
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:24,237
$9,600. No shit. When?
701
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:26,073
Yesterday.
702
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:27,741
Damn. What'd they put on you?
703
00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:28,700
Some bullshit.
704
00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:30,911
I saw some wrong-Ass shit
705
00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,162
Up in there, dude.
706
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,331
I ain't ever going back
to that motherfucker.
707
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:35,916
It scared you straight, huh?
708
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:38,585
Mm-Hmm. Hey, you
get booty-Played?
709
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:41,922
Hell, no.
710
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,007
You over there tickling
your brown eye, dog?
711
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:46,510
They-They put some jelly
on there, serve some syrup?
712
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,512
You toss the salad?
Hey, you know, nigga,
713
00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:52,349
I kept my ass to the
wall and my mouth shut.
714
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,600
Shoot.
715
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,811
I almost lost my job over that shit.
716
00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,437
Fuckin' around in there.
717
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:02,859
Oh, God...
718
00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:04,694
You a cop? Nope.
719
00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,488
Rejected his ass.
720
00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:07,614
Fuck you.
721
00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,199
I'm getting in the Feds' car.
722
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:12,369
Damn...!
723
00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:14,704
That's what I'm talking about!
724
00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:16,623
Ah, you hear that?
725
00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:19,209
This motherfucker gonna be a Fed.
726
00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:21,086
Yeah.
727
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:23,296
You been wanting that shit, too.
728
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:25,257
It's my dream, dude.
729
00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:27,092
So, you gonna do that shit right,
730
00:40:27,134 --> 00:40:30,137
Or, you know, you gonna do
a little shit on the side?
731
00:40:30,137 --> 00:40:32,305
I'm gonna get my own thing going.
732
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,891
You know, I'll be flipping
shit, make a little money.
733
00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:37,310
You know?
734
00:40:37,394 --> 00:40:41,148
This motherfucker gonna have shit wired.
735
00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:43,483
Scary, huh?
736
00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:48,321
Check this shit out.
737
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:49,656
Oh, hello!
738
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,158
Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho!
739
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:52,909
This is sweet!
740
00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:55,579
We jacked some eses. Got a BB gun, too.
741
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,914
A BB gun? Yo.
742
00:40:57,998 --> 00:41:00,167
Goddamn!
743
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:03,086
This is a nice little machine.
744
00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,130
Three bills, it's yours.
745
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,090
I ain't got three bills, dog.
746
00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:10,177
My lawyer cleaned me out.
747
00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:11,678
Man...
748
00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:15,057
I ain't got no ways or means, homie.
749
00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:18,351
I need this shit, too.
750
00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:21,354
Bring the heat to these motherfuckers
751
00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:23,273
Trippin' around here.
752
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,193
We need ends, dog.
753
00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:30,155
Who'll give us three bills for it?
754
00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:31,990
Hey, uh, I know a cat.
755
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,534
Hangs out at, uh... La Licha
756
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:35,660
On, uh, Santa Fe.
757
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,454
Yeah, I know that place. He cool?
758
00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:39,790
Oh, man, he's old school, real cool.
759
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,208
Veterano named Eddie.
760
00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,543
He there today?
761
00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:44,878
Oh, that's just like
his living room, dog.
762
00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:46,213
Mm.
763
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:49,216
Yeah. Yeah, I'll hook you
up. Don't worry about it.
764
00:41:49,216 --> 00:41:50,384
Cool, cool.
765
00:41:50,384 --> 00:41:53,053
Yo, uh...
766
00:41:53,095 --> 00:41:55,555
Y'all need to come up, dog.
767
00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:57,557
Can you do me a favor?
768
00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:58,892
Sure.
769
00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:00,477
You mind calling my pad
770
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,895
And leaving a fake message
771
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:05,065
So my old lady thinks I'm
out there looking for a job?
772
00:42:05,107 --> 00:42:08,068
Instead you out getting fucked up.
773
00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:10,821
Can you hook me up,
774
00:42:10,904 --> 00:42:12,656
Or what, dog? Huh?
775
00:42:12,656 --> 00:42:14,157
Yeah? All right.
776
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:15,659
Check this out.
777
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:18,829
Uh, just call, right?
778
00:42:18,829 --> 00:42:21,164
And say you're from
that place right there
779
00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:24,418
And that you want to
schedule an interview, dude.
780
00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:27,504
Man, y'all some devious
motherfuckers, man.
781
00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:33,593
Hey, hey, make sure she
can't star-69 my shit.
782
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,929
Nah, she's... Serious, man.
783
00:42:35,929 --> 00:42:38,724
I ain't trying to break
up no shit on this.
784
00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:40,684
All right, it's ringing. Here you go.
785
00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,394
Be serious, dude. Hey, hey,
786
00:42:42,436 --> 00:42:44,104
Don't sound like a fag, either, man.
787
00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:45,272
That's how he be sounding.
788
00:42:46,815 --> 00:42:49,192
Uh, Mr. Alonzo,
789
00:42:49,276 --> 00:42:51,236
I'm calling from Sunhouse Properties,
790
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:52,863
Uh, to schedule an interview.
791
00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:56,783
Uh, please call
me back at 213-555-
792
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,785
15-15.
793
00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:01,288
Oh...
794
00:43:01,288 --> 00:43:02,372
Damn, dog!
795
00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:04,374
That shit was good, dude!
796
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:07,294
Damn, they should give you a
fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
797
00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:09,379
That shit was cold, man.
798
00:43:09,463 --> 00:43:11,590
Playing your woman like
that. Aw, come on, man.
799
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:14,134
I did three yesterday--
She bought him a six-Pack.
800
00:43:14,176 --> 00:43:15,635
Yeah.
801
00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:17,888
What's one call get you, a fuckin' 40
802
00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:19,639
Of St. Ides?
803
00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,141
I'll be like this. Look.
804
00:43:21,141 --> 00:43:22,976
You know you would!
805
00:43:22,976 --> 00:43:24,603
You know you would!
806
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,938
Bitch-Ass motherfucker.
807
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,568
This is good shit, right?
808
00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,653
I told you it was some good shit, dog.
809
00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:34,905
Hey, we got to bounce.
810
00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,323
Oh, no, no, no, no.
811
00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:38,825
No, no, y'all just got here, dog.
812
00:43:38,909 --> 00:43:40,243
Can't happen.
813
00:43:40,327 --> 00:43:43,413
Come on. Yo, uh, tell that guy Eddie
814
00:43:43,497 --> 00:43:46,166
That we're gonna cruise
through there a little later.
815
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,584
Okay?
816
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,336
Aw, yeah. Later, man.
817
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:51,171
I wish I had the money.
818
00:43:51,213 --> 00:43:53,173
That's a sweet-Ass piece, though.
819
00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:55,258
That shit'll keep the porch clean.
820
00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:58,261
Motherfuckers like y'all
won't be banging on my shit.
821
00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:09,856
Hey, Jim.
822
00:44:11,358 --> 00:44:12,818
We should lose the monkey suits, dude.
823
00:44:38,051 --> 00:44:40,554
Quien es?
824
00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:54,526
Hey, bring us, dos pistos, por favor,
825
00:44:54,568 --> 00:44:56,486
Mi reina.
826
00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:58,989
Damn.
827
00:45:01,575 --> 00:45:04,453
Hey, dog, I don't
think they like us here.
828
00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:05,495
Fuck 'em.
829
00:45:05,579 --> 00:45:07,038
I got my shit.
830
00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:09,499
They make a move, I'm blasting.
831
00:45:11,001 --> 00:45:13,503
Which one of these fools is Eddy?
832
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:17,090
Yeah. I don't know.
833
00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:20,177
They're all paisas here.
834
00:45:22,429 --> 00:45:26,433
Hey, why don't you ask
that homegirl right there?
835
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,947
Sientate, guapa.
836
00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:41,948
Mm.
837
00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:43,033
Habla Espanol?
838
00:45:43,116 --> 00:45:44,076
Si.
839
00:45:44,076 --> 00:45:45,202
Que bien.
840
00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:47,788
Sabas donde esta el Eddy?
841
00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:50,290
Eddy, te hablan.
842
00:45:57,089 --> 00:45:59,132
Que paso?
843
00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:01,051
Do I know you?
844
00:46:01,051 --> 00:46:03,470
My homeboy Darrell said to talk to you.
845
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:06,556
Darrell? Yeah.
846
00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:09,226
I'm Jim, homie.
847
00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:13,897
What's up, man? Mike, dog.
848
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:16,316
All right. So what's up?
849
00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,151
Need a cohete?
850
00:46:19,653 --> 00:46:21,488
Maybe.
851
00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:27,160
What kind?
852
00:46:27,244 --> 00:46:29,246
Ruger P-94,
brand-New.
853
00:46:29,329 --> 00:46:30,831
Ruger, huh? Yeah.
854
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:31,832
How many mags?
855
00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:33,834
One high cap. I'll throw
in the hollow points.
856
00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,337
Strictly Black Talons, homes.
857
00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,589
Homies be wearing vests these days,
858
00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:40,924
Know what I'm saying?
859
00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:41,925
Is it new?
860
00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,844
Yeah, it's brand-New.
861
00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,595
Where's it at?
862
00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:46,847
I can get it.
863
00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:50,934
How much?
864
00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,353
Three bills.
865
00:46:53,353 --> 00:46:54,855
I'll give you $250 if it's new.
866
00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:56,189
If not, I'll give you $200.
867
00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:03,613
Cool.
868
00:47:03,697 --> 00:47:07,117
You got the feria, homie?
869
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,702
I can get it.
870
00:47:08,702 --> 00:47:10,370
Orale.
871
00:47:10,454 --> 00:47:12,456
Let's kick back, have a couple pistos
872
00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:14,624
Before we handle business, eh?
873
00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:18,879
Hey, guero, you like her?
874
00:47:18,962 --> 00:47:21,798
I do need to get laid.
875
00:47:21,798 --> 00:47:23,633
There it is right there, brother.
876
00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:24,885
Yo, give me that cohete.
877
00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:42,736
Mataste a un flor.
878
00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:51,244
Oh, shit!
879
00:47:51,244 --> 00:47:52,829
Open the fucking door!
880
00:48:02,756 --> 00:48:03,757
Holy shit, dude!
881
00:48:05,675 --> 00:48:06,927
You think he's gonna fuckin' die?!
882
00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:08,845
Sure. Got his carotid.
883
00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:10,680
Fucker was garden-Hosing.
884
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,681
He'll bleed out.
885
00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:12,933
Oh, shit, dude,
886
00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:14,935
I've seen dudes get shot,
man, but I never seen
887
00:48:15,018 --> 00:48:16,436
No motherfucking shit
like that before, man!
888
00:48:16,436 --> 00:48:18,855
Fucked his shit up, you know?
889
00:48:18,939 --> 00:48:21,108
Quick as shit, too. That crack-Crack!
890
00:48:21,191 --> 00:48:23,777
Turned that vato into
a fountain of blood.
891
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,445
Why the fuck did he do that, man?
892
00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:27,447
That shit could have been
over anything, you know?
893
00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:29,032
Money, drugs, bitches,
respect, whatever.
894
00:48:29,116 --> 00:48:30,450
That homie, straight-Up pimp.
895
00:48:30,534 --> 00:48:32,452
You know, maybe he turned
out that dude's daughter.
896
00:48:32,452 --> 00:48:33,537
Looney tunes and shit,
897
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,038
Glass all stuck in his fuckin' neck.
898
00:48:35,122 --> 00:48:36,957
Did you see all that
fuckin' blood over there?!
899
00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:39,292
Yeah, man, the human
body's got a gallon.
900
00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:42,379
Damn!
901
00:48:42,462 --> 00:48:45,382
I coulda boned Gracie.
902
00:48:45,382 --> 00:48:48,135
She had that proper thickness.
903
00:48:48,135 --> 00:48:49,136
Look at me, dog.
904
00:48:49,219 --> 00:48:51,138
Look at me.
905
00:48:51,221 --> 00:48:53,974
I'm fuckin' traumatized and shit.
906
00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:57,728
Yo, homie, that shit don't
fuckin' faze you at all?
907
00:48:57,811 --> 00:49:00,147
Oh, man, I seen way worse.
908
00:49:00,230 --> 00:49:02,733
Trashcanistan.
909
00:49:02,733 --> 00:49:06,236
My battle buddy, he got
his legs and arms blown off
910
00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:08,655
By a booby-Trapped motorcycle.
911
00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:11,908
Medic saved his ass and he lived.
912
00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:15,829
He didn't want to, but he did.
913
00:49:15,829 --> 00:49:17,247
I got to face my woman.
914
00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:19,583
How in the fuck am I supposed
to play this shit off, huh?
915
00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,668
Man, you'll do it, player.
916
00:49:30,177 --> 00:49:31,928
Hey, baby girl, you cooking?
917
00:49:31,928 --> 00:49:33,346
Yeah. Where have you been?
918
00:49:33,346 --> 00:49:34,848
Oh, Jim's pad.
919
00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:36,183
You been drinking?
920
00:49:36,183 --> 00:49:37,851
Oh, you know, I had a few brews.
921
00:49:37,851 --> 00:49:39,269
A few? Yeah.
922
00:49:39,352 --> 00:49:40,520
You look wasted.
923
00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:44,941
Don't trip, girl.
924
00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:46,193
I've been working all day.
925
00:49:46,193 --> 00:49:50,530
I've been looking for work all day.
926
00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:53,533
I wish I could hang out and
get wasted like the old days.
927
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,368
You know what?
928
00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:57,704
When I'm working, you can lounge.
929
00:49:57,704 --> 00:49:59,623
I'll fix this place up,
930
00:49:59,623 --> 00:50:01,041
Get you nice clothes and stuff...
931
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:02,292
Mike, Mike, Mike.
932
00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,878
It doesn't have anything
to do with money.
933
00:50:04,878 --> 00:50:06,296
Come here.
934
00:50:06,296 --> 00:50:09,716
Sit down. I want to talk to you.
935
00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:11,301
Hey, it's not about stuff.
936
00:50:11,301 --> 00:50:14,304
It's about you and me
needing an equal partner.
937
00:50:14,388 --> 00:50:15,806
Right.
938
00:50:15,806 --> 00:50:17,974
Hey, I know that you
supported me through college
939
00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:19,476
And I'm gonna always
940
00:50:19,476 --> 00:50:20,644
Owe you for that. Right.
941
00:50:20,644 --> 00:50:21,895
Now everything's flipped
942
00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:23,563
And I feel like I'm
doing everything alone.
943
00:50:23,563 --> 00:50:27,651
You know, sometimes I
feel like you're my kid.
944
00:50:27,651 --> 00:50:29,653
I mean, you sneak around like one.
945
00:50:29,736 --> 00:50:30,904
Oh-Ho!
946
00:50:30,904 --> 00:50:33,990
Look... Wow, dude.
947
00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:36,326
I'm sorry.
948
00:50:36,326 --> 00:50:37,327
Be cool, baby girl,
949
00:50:37,411 --> 00:50:38,829
I'm on a mission to
get my shit together.
950
00:50:38,829 --> 00:50:41,415
I applied at this commercial
realty company in Studio City,
951
00:50:41,498 --> 00:50:43,750
And this black guy, he
was the office manager
952
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,001
And he's fuckin' hella cool,
953
00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,837
You know? We're talkin'
and all that shit.
954
00:50:46,837 --> 00:50:49,089
You know? We're just
kickin' it and all that.
955
00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:51,591
Did you, did you check the messages?
956
00:50:53,427 --> 00:50:55,929
Four messages.
957
00:50:56,012 --> 00:50:57,597
Mr. Alonzo, I'm calling
958
00:50:57,681 --> 00:51:00,267
From Sunhouse Properties
to schedule an interview.
959
00:51:00,350 --> 00:51:02,853
Honey, this is great!
960
00:51:02,853 --> 00:51:05,772
Mm, mm... Oh! Oh...
961
00:51:05,772 --> 00:51:07,774
You better call him first
thing in the morning.
962
00:51:07,774 --> 00:51:09,359
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
963
00:51:09,359 --> 00:51:12,779
Oh, damn, dog, that shit was good, dude.
964
00:51:12,779 --> 00:51:15,282
Damn, they should give you a
fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
965
00:51:26,209 --> 00:51:27,961
You just stood there
966
00:51:27,961 --> 00:51:31,965
And you fed me a line of
bullshit like it was nothing.
967
00:51:32,049 --> 00:51:35,802
You should be the lawyer.
968
00:51:35,886 --> 00:51:38,388
How could you just do that?
969
00:51:38,472 --> 00:51:42,142
How could you look me in the
eye and lie to me like that?
970
00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,226
I'm sorry.
971
00:51:43,226 --> 00:51:45,812
I'd rather you hit me.
972
00:51:47,314 --> 00:51:49,149
I'm your clown.
973
00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:50,734
I'm your fucking clown.
974
00:51:50,817 --> 00:51:54,321
And you and Jim are laughing at me?
975
00:51:54,321 --> 00:51:56,323
No, it's not...
976
00:51:56,406 --> 00:52:00,660
No, no, no, you are so
utterly, irrevocably busted!
977
00:52:04,331 --> 00:52:06,750
Why don't you just go play
with your little butt buddy?
978
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,752
Go cook up more lies.
979
00:52:08,752 --> 00:52:10,754
You know, I bet you're
doing lines again.
980
00:52:10,754 --> 00:52:13,423
Dude, how could you say that shit?
981
00:52:13,507 --> 00:52:14,674
I'm not fuckin' doing lines again.
982
00:52:14,758 --> 00:52:16,259
Yeah, right, right.
983
00:52:16,343 --> 00:52:17,928
I'm not fuckin' doing lines again!
984
00:52:18,011 --> 00:52:20,514
Right now your word is less than shit.
985
00:52:20,514 --> 00:52:22,599
Maybe you should go.
986
00:52:22,599 --> 00:52:26,520
Just fuckin' go.
987
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,690
Just fuckin'... just go, right?
988
00:52:30,690 --> 00:52:32,275
Fuck it. I'll fuckin' go!
989
00:52:32,359 --> 00:52:33,443
Please, go. Go!
990
00:52:33,443 --> 00:52:35,362
Fuck it then! I'll fuckin' go!
991
00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:37,030
Then go, Mike!
992
00:52:37,114 --> 00:52:38,198
I'm serious! I'll fuckin' go
993
00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:39,449
Except I won't fuckin' come back!
994
00:52:39,533 --> 00:52:40,700
You want me to fuckin' go?!
995
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,701
Fuckin' go, Mike!
996
00:52:41,785 --> 00:52:43,036
I'll fuckin' go then!
997
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,037
I'll fuckin' go!
998
00:52:44,121 --> 00:52:47,040
Get the fuck outta here!
999
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,383
Hello?
1000
00:52:56,466 --> 00:53:00,137
Speaking.
1001
00:53:00,137 --> 00:53:04,391
Of course, sir. Absolutely.
1002
00:53:04,391 --> 00:53:07,477
Thank you very much, Agent Richards.
1003
00:53:07,561 --> 00:53:09,563
Thank you, sir.
1004
00:53:14,735 --> 00:53:15,736
Who was that?
1005
00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:17,154
That was the feds, my friend.
1006
00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:20,824
I've been informed that
I passed my urinalysis
1007
00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:23,326
And they would like me
to go in this morning
1008
00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:26,580
To start formal testing.
1009
00:53:26,663 --> 00:53:28,081
Fuck yeah, dude.
1010
00:53:28,165 --> 00:53:29,249
I'll be there all day,
1011
00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:32,335
So take my ride, get your ass a job.
1012
00:53:32,419 --> 00:53:33,420
Let's go.
1013
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:34,755
Oh, shit!
1014
00:53:34,755 --> 00:53:38,425
Come on. Get your parasitic ass in gear.
1015
00:53:42,512 --> 00:53:46,433
I had some twisted-Ass dreams
about that dude being killed.
1016
00:53:46,516 --> 00:53:48,435
I slept like a baby.
1017
00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:51,938
I heard screaming.
1018
00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:53,523
What kind of tests?
1019
00:53:53,523 --> 00:53:56,359
Psychological tests.
1020
00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:59,613
Geez, you're a freakin' psycho, dude.
1021
00:53:59,696 --> 00:54:01,114
Don't answer that shit honestly.
1022
00:54:01,114 --> 00:54:03,617
Hell no.
1023
00:54:03,617 --> 00:54:06,953
They use the Minnesota
Multiphasic Inventory.
1024
00:54:07,037 --> 00:54:11,124
It's like 600 questions,
cross-Referenced
1025
00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:13,210
To detect deception.
1026
00:54:13,210 --> 00:54:14,711
They ask the same shit
1027
00:54:14,795 --> 00:54:16,713
Six different ways. It's lame.
1028
00:54:16,797 --> 00:54:18,632
You'll ace it.
1029
00:54:18,632 --> 00:54:22,219
Dude, I'm gonna pull it off.
1030
00:54:22,219 --> 00:54:25,806
All I needed was a shot.
1031
00:54:25,889 --> 00:54:27,641
Gotta play the system.
1032
00:54:27,641 --> 00:54:30,977
Like a piano.
1033
00:54:39,903 --> 00:54:41,488
You done with that crap, son?
1034
00:54:41,571 --> 00:54:42,823
Yes, sir.
1035
00:54:42,823 --> 00:54:45,492
Let's grab some coffee
while these guys finish up.
1036
00:54:45,492 --> 00:54:47,577
Bring that with you.
1037
00:54:48,662 --> 00:54:50,580
I see dumb people.
1038
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:56,002
We reviewed your LAPD package.
1039
00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:58,588
Since they ran your
background, physical and psych,
1040
00:54:58,588 --> 00:55:00,674
We're going with their paper.
1041
00:55:00,674 --> 00:55:02,259
Navy sucks. Army swallows.
1042
00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,177
Took a little work to
pry your jacket loose
1043
00:55:04,261 --> 00:55:05,679
From their people.
1044
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:08,265
They don't much like us poaching
from their applicant pool.
1045
00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:09,850
Move it, dirt bag.
1046
00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:12,853
Why'd they drop me?
1047
00:55:12,853 --> 00:55:15,355
Someone here make a call?
1048
00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:16,773
Nope.
1049
00:55:16,857 --> 00:55:18,108
They dropped you on psych, Jim.
1050
00:55:19,526 --> 00:55:21,611
You blew their profiles.
1051
00:55:21,695 --> 00:55:24,364
We're all a little goofy here.
1052
00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:27,033
You'd rather be with us, wouldn't you?
1053
00:55:27,117 --> 00:55:28,702
Absolutely, sir.
1054
00:55:28,702 --> 00:55:31,037
Good answer.
1055
00:55:31,037 --> 00:55:32,539
Have a seat.
1056
00:55:33,790 --> 00:55:35,792
Said you were bilingual on your app.
1057
00:55:35,876 --> 00:55:37,461
They want to test your Spanish.
1058
00:55:37,544 --> 00:55:39,880
We can get that going if you got time.
1059
00:55:39,963 --> 00:55:41,715
Yes. Sure.
1060
00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:43,300
Who's "they"?
1061
00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:44,885
Your fans upstairs.
1062
00:55:44,968 --> 00:55:46,803
Fans upstairs? Who?
1063
00:55:46,887 --> 00:55:49,389
This is some shit above my pay grade,
1064
00:55:49,473 --> 00:55:52,976
But some very important
people have an eye on you, Jim.
1065
00:55:57,314 --> 00:55:58,899
Westside Realty Management.
1066
00:55:58,982 --> 00:56:00,650
How may I direct your call?
1067
00:56:01,735 --> 00:56:02,903
Please hold.
1068
00:56:02,986 --> 00:56:06,239
Okay, Mike...
1069
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:07,741
Alonzo?
1070
00:56:07,741 --> 00:56:09,159
Oh, shit. Joe?!
1071
00:56:09,242 --> 00:56:10,577
Damn...! What's up, dog?
1072
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:12,662
Mikey, look at you. What
are you doing here, dude?
1073
00:56:12,746 --> 00:56:14,664
Mikey, man, check you out.
1074
00:56:14,664 --> 00:56:15,916
What the fuck you doing here?
1075
00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:17,334
Fucking grew up. I work here.
1076
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:18,919
Get out of here. Yeah.
1077
00:56:19,002 --> 00:56:20,670
Dude, you got to come on up.
1078
00:56:20,754 --> 00:56:21,922
Yeah, I'll show you the office.
1079
00:56:22,005 --> 00:56:23,423
Fuck, you're gonna trip, man,
1080
00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:24,841
I can see the ocean and everything.
1081
00:56:24,841 --> 00:56:27,260
Check you out, fucking
ocean view and all that.
1082
00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:29,262
You're wearing a suit now.
1083
00:56:29,262 --> 00:56:30,847
Got your hair cut. Hey, watch out, baby.
1084
00:56:30,931 --> 00:56:32,015
Yeah. Tag no more, huh?
1085
00:56:32,099 --> 00:56:33,433
No, man.
1086
00:56:33,517 --> 00:56:34,935
Dude, what's up with
your brother, Pedro?
1087
00:56:34,935 --> 00:56:37,020
Oh, man, he's in Iraq.
He's in a forward unit.
1088
00:56:37,104 --> 00:56:38,939
Get the fuck out of here. Yeah.
1089
00:56:39,022 --> 00:56:41,191
Fuckin' Mexicans.
1090
00:56:43,193 --> 00:56:44,111
Bye, sweetie.
1091
00:56:47,697 --> 00:56:49,866
Thank you, sir. I need
me some of this, man.
1092
00:56:49,950 --> 00:56:51,284
I've been taking piss all day.
1093
00:56:51,284 --> 00:56:52,285
Dude!
1094
00:56:52,285 --> 00:56:53,120
What?
1095
00:56:53,203 --> 00:56:54,121
You're not going to
1096
00:56:54,204 --> 00:56:55,288
Fucking believe this. What?
1097
00:56:55,372 --> 00:56:57,457
I had an interview today. Yeah?
1098
00:56:57,541 --> 00:56:58,959
Remember Crazy Joe? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1099
00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,877
Dude stomped that guy's
face in at Taco Land
1100
00:57:00,961 --> 00:57:02,879
For grabbing his chick's ass.
1101
00:57:02,963 --> 00:57:04,464
Homeboy got his shit together, man.
1102
00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:05,549
Went to UCLA.
1103
00:57:05,549 --> 00:57:07,801
Works at this office up in Century City.
1104
00:57:07,801 --> 00:57:09,219
I got the hookup, dog.
1105
00:57:09,219 --> 00:57:11,388
12 an hour. Hoo-Hoo!
1106
00:57:11,388 --> 00:57:13,056
That's a lot of lettuce. That's right.
1107
00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:14,725
And in three months, I get benefits.
1108
00:57:14,808 --> 00:57:15,809
Damn! Benefits?
1109
00:57:15,809 --> 00:57:17,561
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit!
1110
00:57:17,561 --> 00:57:18,729
Yeah!
1111
00:57:18,812 --> 00:57:20,397
It's not for sure yet, though, dude.
1112
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,065
I still got to meet the owner, right.
1113
00:57:22,149 --> 00:57:23,817
But he says I'm straight.
1114
00:57:23,817 --> 00:57:25,152
It's all good, you know.
1115
00:57:25,235 --> 00:57:27,154
You're in. Dude...
1116
00:57:27,154 --> 00:57:28,655
I'm in. Oh, shit.
1117
00:57:28,655 --> 00:57:30,157
Yeah... What happened?
1118
00:57:30,157 --> 00:57:31,742
They want my ass, man.
Going back tomorrow
1119
00:57:31,825 --> 00:57:33,160
For a polygraph test.
1120
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,412
If I pass that, they'll
send me to Georgia next week.
1121
00:57:35,412 --> 00:57:37,497
Oh...! Damn! It's like that?!
1122
00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:38,832
What's up, lawman?
1123
00:57:38,832 --> 00:57:40,167
Whoo-Hoo!
1124
00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:41,835
How you gonna pass a lie detector test,
1125
00:57:41,835 --> 00:57:43,503
You lying motherfucker? Aw, easy, man.
1126
00:57:43,503 --> 00:57:46,339
After every question,
you just fucking squeeze
1127
00:57:46,339 --> 00:57:48,008
Like you're taking a
dump, you know, man.
1128
00:57:48,008 --> 00:57:50,093
It throws the machine off. Ooh! Oh, dog.
1129
00:57:50,177 --> 00:57:51,845
You're gonna shit your
pants like that, bro.
1130
00:57:51,928 --> 00:57:53,013
Fuck, I think I just did.
1131
00:57:53,096 --> 00:57:54,681
All right, Jim,
1132
00:57:54,765 --> 00:57:56,600
I'm going to ask you
some control questions
1133
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,852
Before we get to the good stuff.
1134
00:57:58,935 --> 00:58:01,354
They can be answered just "yes" or "no."
1135
00:58:01,438 --> 00:58:04,608
Just relax and respond naturally.
1136
00:58:05,692 --> 00:58:06,777
Are you ready?
1137
00:58:06,860 --> 00:58:07,778
Yes, sir.
1138
00:58:07,861 --> 00:58:10,197
You can just answer "yes" or "no."
1139
00:58:12,699 --> 00:58:15,619
"Is your name Jim Luther Davis?"
1140
00:58:15,702 --> 00:58:17,370
Yes.
1141
00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:19,956
"Do you live in Los Angeles?"
1142
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,542
Yes.
1143
00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:25,462
"Are you 26 years old?"
1144
00:58:25,462 --> 00:58:26,546
Yes.
1145
00:58:28,048 --> 00:58:29,716
"Are you married?"
1146
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,551
No.
1147
00:58:35,389 --> 00:58:36,807
"Are you wearing shoes?"
1148
00:58:36,890 --> 00:58:40,310
Yes.
1149
00:58:40,310 --> 00:58:43,397
"Have you ever smoked marijuana?"
1150
00:58:43,397 --> 00:58:47,734
Yes.
1151
00:58:47,734 --> 00:58:50,737
"Aside from the occasion you
mentioned in your application?"
1152
00:58:50,737 --> 00:58:52,572
No.
1153
00:58:55,909 --> 00:58:58,578
Jim, knock it off.
1154
00:59:00,497 --> 00:59:01,748
What, sir?
1155
00:59:01,832 --> 00:59:03,834
Son, I've been doing
polygraph examinations
1156
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,087
Since you were swimming
in your daddy's balls.
1157
00:59:07,170 --> 00:59:09,589
So I know all the tricks.
1158
00:59:09,673 --> 00:59:11,258
You've either got a tack in your shoe
1159
00:59:11,258 --> 00:59:13,260
Or you're clinching your butt.
1160
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:16,096
I've got spikes all over this thing.
1161
00:59:16,096 --> 00:59:19,266
If you do it again,
1162
00:59:19,349 --> 00:59:21,601
I'm going to void this test
1163
00:59:21,601 --> 00:59:23,687
And report that you were uncooperative.
1164
00:59:23,687 --> 00:59:25,021
Do you understand?
1165
00:59:25,105 --> 00:59:26,857
Yes, sir.
1166
00:59:29,776 --> 00:59:31,611
Walk with me.
1167
00:59:33,697 --> 00:59:35,031
We've got a problem, Jim.
1168
00:59:35,031 --> 00:59:36,450
With what?
1169
00:59:36,450 --> 00:59:38,034
With your candor.
1170
00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:41,204
Come in.
1171
00:59:41,204 --> 00:59:42,289
He's here, sir.
1172
00:59:42,372 --> 00:59:44,040
Bring him in.
1173
00:59:45,959 --> 00:59:48,211
Jim, this is Mr. Hollenbeck,
our regional director.
1174
00:59:48,295 --> 00:59:49,212
Pleased to meet you, sir.
1175
00:59:49,296 --> 00:59:50,797
Have a seat.
1176
00:59:50,881 --> 00:59:52,382
Mr. Gillespie.
1177
00:59:52,466 --> 00:59:54,801
Pleased to meet you, sir.
1178
00:59:57,137 --> 00:59:59,473
Jim, uh...
1179
00:59:59,473 --> 01:00:00,724
You're an exemplary candidate
1180
01:00:00,807 --> 01:00:03,143
With valuable operational experience.
1181
01:00:03,143 --> 01:00:06,813
You've cleared the psych
and physical hurdles.
1182
01:00:06,813 --> 01:00:09,566
Your credit's good, you've
kept your nose clean,
1183
01:00:09,566 --> 01:00:11,068
You've got the Spanish.
1184
01:00:11,068 --> 01:00:12,402
You clearance is still valid.
1185
01:00:12,402 --> 01:00:13,820
Everybody we talked to for background
1186
01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:16,740
Had only great things to say about you.
1187
01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:18,825
And then you scored a
negative-Five on the polygraph.
1188
01:00:18,909 --> 01:00:23,163
That's indicative of deception.
1189
01:00:23,163 --> 01:00:24,748
We were wondering why
1190
01:00:24,831 --> 01:00:27,584
Until we got the results of urinalysis.
1191
01:00:27,584 --> 01:00:31,338
We detected THC metabolites
in the urine, Jim.
1192
01:00:33,173 --> 01:00:36,176
Levels were just below
the positive threshold,
1193
01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:38,845
But there was a presence.
1194
01:00:38,845 --> 01:00:40,931
Do you have a drug problem, Mr. Davis?
1195
01:00:41,014 --> 01:00:42,516
I don't have a drug problem, sir.
1196
01:00:44,351 --> 01:00:46,853
I made a very stupid mistake.
1197
01:00:46,937 --> 01:00:48,271
Would you care to tell
us the circumstances
1198
01:00:48,271 --> 01:00:49,439
Of your stupid mistake?
1199
01:00:49,439 --> 01:00:51,441
I was at a party...
1200
01:00:51,525 --> 01:00:54,611
And someone offered me a joint.
1201
01:00:54,611 --> 01:00:58,365
I was pretty angry
about not getting into
1202
01:00:58,448 --> 01:01:02,369
The LAPD, so I was
feeling rebellious and, uh
1203
01:01:05,372 --> 01:01:08,041
I inhaled.
1204
01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:10,711
Someone considering a
career in law enforcement
1205
01:01:10,794 --> 01:01:12,295
Would be well advised to exercise
1206
01:01:12,379 --> 01:01:13,964
A little more discipline.
1207
01:01:13,964 --> 01:01:15,882
Yes, sir.
1208
01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:20,220
I'm on the fence, Doug.
1209
01:01:20,303 --> 01:01:21,805
It's your call.
1210
01:01:21,805 --> 01:01:24,141
Mr. Davis, I'm in charge
of several programs.
1211
01:01:24,141 --> 01:01:26,143
Yes, sir?
1212
01:01:26,143 --> 01:01:29,062
Had a nice chat with your
old commanding officer.
1213
01:01:37,571 --> 01:01:39,322
Good.
1214
01:01:39,322 --> 01:01:40,657
Recognize these guys?
1215
01:01:44,244 --> 01:01:46,329
Huh? Yeah,
1216
01:01:46,329 --> 01:01:47,330
They're your buddies.
1217
01:01:47,414 --> 01:01:48,915
Your old Hajji buddies.
1218
01:01:48,999 --> 01:01:51,001
You should work in a deli
how you sliced these guys up.
1219
01:01:51,084 --> 01:01:52,085
Jesus Christ.
1220
01:01:52,169 --> 01:01:53,587
Oh, I'm sorry.
1221
01:01:53,670 --> 01:01:56,089
Did I ruin your lunch?
1222
01:01:56,173 --> 01:01:57,924
You went through those sons of bitches
1223
01:01:58,008 --> 01:02:00,010
Like butter.
1224
01:02:00,093 --> 01:02:01,595
I took my objective
1225
01:02:01,678 --> 01:02:03,180
And did what was necessary
1226
01:02:03,180 --> 01:02:06,183
To obtain information
vital to national security
1227
01:02:06,266 --> 01:02:08,351
That saved American lives.
1228
01:02:08,435 --> 01:02:10,270
Whacked them all, huh, Jim?
1229
01:02:10,270 --> 01:02:12,522
My C.O. Told me not to
leave anything breathing.
1230
01:02:12,606 --> 01:02:14,441
I do what I'm told. Relax, son.
1231
01:02:14,441 --> 01:02:18,278
You were getting paid to fuck people up.
1232
01:02:18,278 --> 01:02:19,946
You know we're beefing up
our anti-Narcotics programs
1233
01:02:19,946 --> 01:02:22,449
In Latin America.
1234
01:02:22,532 --> 01:02:23,617
Yes, sir.
1235
01:02:23,617 --> 01:02:26,453
I had heard some
things on the grapevine.
1236
01:02:26,453 --> 01:02:28,121
I want you on my team.
1237
01:02:28,121 --> 01:02:29,956
I need someone who can get things done
1238
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,792
On my task force in Colombia.
1239
01:02:31,792 --> 01:02:34,211
Sir...
1240
01:02:34,211 --> 01:02:36,880
I listed Los Angeles and
San Diego on my dream sheet.
1241
01:02:36,963 --> 01:02:38,715
No slots in southern California?
1242
01:02:38,715 --> 01:02:40,384
No, Jim.
1243
01:02:40,384 --> 01:02:41,385
I got Colombia.
1244
01:02:41,468 --> 01:02:43,303
That's what I have for you.
1245
01:02:43,303 --> 01:02:45,305
If it's not what you want,
1246
01:02:45,305 --> 01:02:46,306
Thank you for your time.
1247
01:02:46,390 --> 01:02:48,725
You can hit the door.
1248
01:02:50,310 --> 01:02:53,397
What exactly would I be doing?
1249
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,982
Running and gunning in the jungle?
1250
01:02:56,066 --> 01:02:58,151
Mr. Davis, this is the deal.
1251
01:02:58,151 --> 01:03:00,153
You'll be riding shotgun with the locals
1252
01:03:00,153 --> 01:03:02,406
As interpreter-Advisor
on sharp end operations.
1253
01:03:02,489 --> 01:03:03,907
You'll be in some very hot areas.
1254
01:03:03,907 --> 01:03:05,742
How hot?
1255
01:03:05,742 --> 01:03:07,244
We talking trigger time?
1256
01:03:07,244 --> 01:03:08,578
Sure, if you want.
1257
01:03:08,578 --> 01:03:11,498
Well, who exactly
would I be working for?
1258
01:03:11,498 --> 01:03:13,667
The U.S. Government, Jim.
1259
01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:16,503
I want you in Glynco, Georgia next week.
1260
01:03:16,503 --> 01:03:18,672
You make it through in one piece,
1261
01:03:18,755 --> 01:03:22,259
You'll be working Colombia's
finest by the summer.
1262
01:03:22,259 --> 01:03:24,177
It's just that...
1263
01:03:24,177 --> 01:03:26,763
I'm supposed to get married, sir.
1264
01:03:26,847 --> 01:03:28,849
Maybe now is not the
time to start a family.
1265
01:03:28,849 --> 01:03:30,517
We've been together a long time.
1266
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,936
I'm serious about marrying her.
1267
01:03:33,019 --> 01:03:37,858
Foreign bride could jeopardize
your security clearance.
1268
01:03:37,941 --> 01:03:42,696
Jim, don't shack up with some Mexican.
1269
01:03:42,696 --> 01:03:46,116
Colombian broads are
smoking hot and knee deep.
1270
01:03:46,116 --> 01:03:48,368
You get a per diem and a driver.
1271
01:03:48,452 --> 01:03:50,537
You'll live like a
fucking king down there.
1272
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:51,621
Yes, sir, I understand.
1273
01:03:51,621 --> 01:03:52,706
You take some time,
1274
01:03:52,706 --> 01:03:54,124
Think about what you want to do.
1275
01:03:54,207 --> 01:03:55,208
This is a serious commitment.
1276
01:03:59,379 --> 01:04:02,799
I want the opportunity, sir.
1277
01:04:02,883 --> 01:04:04,801
I want on board.
1278
01:04:09,723 --> 01:04:11,224
Welcome aboard.
1279
01:04:11,224 --> 01:04:12,726
I'm taking a big chance on you.
1280
01:04:12,809 --> 01:04:13,810
Thank you, sir.
1281
01:04:13,894 --> 01:04:15,479
This is the career I've dreamed of.
1282
01:04:15,562 --> 01:04:16,897
These are your orders,
1283
01:04:16,980 --> 01:04:18,398
Orientation material and travel money.
1284
01:04:18,482 --> 01:04:22,402
Report to FLETC before the
end of working hours Wednesday.
1285
01:04:22,402 --> 01:04:24,571
Thank you, sir.
1286
01:04:24,654 --> 01:04:25,739
God.
1287
01:04:43,590 --> 01:04:45,926
Sorry, dog.
1288
01:04:51,765 --> 01:04:53,850
I got the job.
1289
01:04:55,018 --> 01:04:56,853
Oh, shit.
1290
01:04:56,937 --> 01:04:59,439
Yeah?
1291
01:04:59,523 --> 01:05:01,608
Me, too.
1292
01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:06,196
When do you start? Monday.
1293
01:05:06,279 --> 01:05:07,614
When do you start?
1294
01:05:07,614 --> 01:05:08,865
Wednesday.
1295
01:05:08,865 --> 01:05:12,285
Big Jim, back on the man's payroll.
1296
01:05:12,369 --> 01:05:15,122
Got the W-2
1297
01:05:15,122 --> 01:05:18,375
And the employee handbook
as proof of employment.
1298
01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:21,461
I will be back in the
arms of my woman tonight.
1299
01:05:21,545 --> 01:05:24,715
Good.
1300
01:05:24,715 --> 01:05:27,134
Hey, we got to celebrate this shit.
1301
01:05:28,135 --> 01:05:29,720
Salud.
1302
01:05:33,390 --> 01:05:34,558
Oh, shit.
1303
01:05:38,562 --> 01:05:40,313
Fuzz.
1304
01:05:40,397 --> 01:05:42,232
They're on my ass, dog.
1305
01:05:42,232 --> 01:05:45,068
And my license is suspended.
1306
01:05:45,068 --> 01:05:46,903
Yeah, maybe he's after someone else.
1307
01:05:48,989 --> 01:05:51,158
Shit. Fucking shit, man.
1308
01:05:51,241 --> 01:05:53,410
He's pointing right at me.
1309
01:05:53,410 --> 01:05:55,495
And we got the open beers.
1310
01:05:55,495 --> 01:05:58,415
Fuck the beers, the guns.
1311
01:05:58,498 --> 01:06:00,333
Shoot the fucker.
1312
01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:02,169
Car's in my name. We're fucked.
1313
01:06:05,172 --> 01:06:08,925
Shit. Right when shit was
starting to go good, dude,
1314
01:06:09,009 --> 01:06:10,010
I'm going to jail.
1315
01:06:10,093 --> 01:06:11,344
Damn it, I'm going to jail.
1316
01:06:13,597 --> 01:06:15,182
I can dump these guys.
1317
01:06:16,349 --> 01:06:18,435
Rip the video from their trunk.
1318
01:06:24,107 --> 01:06:25,275
Let's see them hands.
1319
01:06:25,358 --> 01:06:26,359
Let's see your hands
1320
01:06:26,359 --> 01:06:28,278
On the fucking dash!
1321
01:06:28,278 --> 01:06:31,281
Grab the sky or I'll blow
your fucking heads off.
1322
01:06:31,364 --> 01:06:33,533
Blink and die, scumbags.
1323
01:06:37,621 --> 01:06:39,289
Oh.
1324
01:06:39,373 --> 01:06:41,208
Look who it is, dude.
1325
01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:42,793
It's all right, I know these guys.
1326
01:06:42,876 --> 01:06:44,878
You fucking asshole.
1327
01:06:44,961 --> 01:06:46,880
You're such a prick. You
scared the fuck out of me.
1328
01:06:46,963 --> 01:06:50,217
What's up, homie?
1329
01:06:50,217 --> 01:06:52,886
What's up, fool? What's up, man.
1330
01:06:52,969 --> 01:06:55,472
I almost shot you, jerk.
1331
01:06:55,472 --> 01:06:56,973
That shit wasn't fucking funny, Leo.
1332
01:06:57,057 --> 01:06:58,058
Yeah, it was hilarious.
1333
01:06:58,058 --> 01:07:00,811
You guys getting fucked up?
1334
01:07:00,811 --> 01:07:04,147
Of course, dog, it's Friday.
1335
01:07:04,147 --> 01:07:06,483
Well, Boot, you in the Academy yet?
1336
01:07:06,483 --> 01:07:08,485
Fuck no.
1337
01:07:08,568 --> 01:07:09,820
Fuck the LAPD.
1338
01:07:09,903 --> 01:07:12,406
It's local small-Time bullshit.
1339
01:07:12,406 --> 01:07:13,490
I'm going with the feds.
1340
01:07:13,573 --> 01:07:14,658
How'd you get that hook-Up, dog?
1341
01:07:14,658 --> 01:07:16,827
You know, me, got my connects, you know.
1342
01:07:16,827 --> 01:07:17,911
Going to FLETC on Wednesday.
1343
01:07:17,994 --> 01:07:19,663
Hey, see you can get me in there.
1344
01:07:19,663 --> 01:07:21,331
Yeah, I'll look into that.
1345
01:07:21,415 --> 01:07:23,166
How's Sylvia?
1346
01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:25,335
None of your concern, ass wipe.
1347
01:07:25,419 --> 01:07:27,754
Say hi to her for me, no?
1348
01:07:27,754 --> 01:07:29,089
No.
1349
01:07:29,172 --> 01:07:32,759
This vato's all
protective of his female.
1350
01:07:32,759 --> 01:07:34,928
Check this out.
1351
01:07:36,513 --> 01:07:37,514
Nice, huh?
1352
01:07:37,597 --> 01:07:40,100
It's a nine? Uh-Huh.
1353
01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:41,935
Sorry, dog, I got a lot of nines.
1354
01:07:42,018 --> 01:07:43,520
Come on, dude, it's a bad-Ass Ruger.
1355
01:07:43,603 --> 01:07:45,856
Talk to Toussaint. He'll buy that shit.
1356
01:07:45,939 --> 01:07:47,858
Toussaint, he's... he's in Florida.
1357
01:07:47,858 --> 01:07:50,360
He's back. He called me today.
1358
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,781
Page me tonight, bro.
1359
01:07:54,865 --> 01:07:58,785
We'll hit the clubs and
tear up some fine hinas.
1360
01:07:58,785 --> 01:08:01,455
Later. Sure, dog.
1361
01:08:01,538 --> 01:08:02,956
I'm on the City's time.
1362
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,709
You guys be cool.
1363
01:08:05,709 --> 01:08:07,711
Okay?
1364
01:08:12,132 --> 01:08:13,800
That fuck-- He
put a scare in me.
1365
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,135
Yeah, me, too.
1366
01:08:15,135 --> 01:08:16,303
He's a dick.
1367
01:08:16,303 --> 01:08:18,055
Want to party with him?
1368
01:08:22,642 --> 01:08:25,145
See if this motherfucker's home, dude.
1369
01:08:31,902 --> 01:08:36,740
Toussaint? Toussaint?!
1370
01:08:36,823 --> 01:08:37,908
Yo, Toussaint?
1371
01:08:37,908 --> 01:08:39,242
Yeah, come on, man.
1372
01:08:39,326 --> 01:08:43,163
Can't go far in that little
fucking place of yours.
1373
01:08:43,163 --> 01:08:45,248
Goddammit, I'm coming.
1374
01:08:45,332 --> 01:08:47,167
Chill out.
1375
01:08:48,668 --> 01:08:50,087
Washing that dirty ass.
1376
01:08:54,174 --> 01:08:56,176
Damn it.
1377
01:08:56,259 --> 01:08:58,845
Group love. Group... Come on.
1378
01:08:58,929 --> 01:09:00,013
Group love, boys.
1379
01:09:00,097 --> 01:09:03,850
Welcome back, hometown.
1380
01:09:03,934 --> 01:09:07,354
Hey, I missed you crazy fuckers, man.
1381
01:09:07,354 --> 01:09:08,855
Leo told us you were back.
1382
01:09:08,939 --> 01:09:11,108
Thanks for calling asshole.
1383
01:09:15,529 --> 01:09:19,032
You a cop?
1384
01:09:19,032 --> 01:09:20,367
Uh-Uh. Going federal.
1385
01:09:22,202 --> 01:09:24,538
Man, craziest head I know
1386
01:09:24,621 --> 01:09:25,706
Is going
1387
01:09:25,789 --> 01:09:26,707
To be a fed.
1388
01:09:26,790 --> 01:09:30,043
Yes, sir! Sir.
1389
01:09:30,043 --> 01:09:31,712
Still sponging off your woman?
1390
01:09:31,795 --> 01:09:34,214
Fuck you, dog. I got a job.
1391
01:09:34,214 --> 01:09:35,215
This motherfucker.
1392
01:09:35,298 --> 01:09:37,718
Look, dude.
1393
01:09:39,219 --> 01:09:41,221
This is bad.
1394
01:09:41,304 --> 01:09:43,807
It's yours for three big ones, dog.
1395
01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:47,811
Fuck yeah, I want it.
1396
01:09:47,894 --> 01:09:51,481
What's up? What's up?
1397
01:09:51,565 --> 01:09:53,233
Huh?
1398
01:09:53,233 --> 01:09:55,652
What the fuck you say now, huh?
1399
01:09:55,736 --> 01:09:57,237
Hey. Huh?
1400
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,906
Bam, bam, bam.
1401
01:09:59,990 --> 01:10:02,909
Motherfucker, I'm strapped.
1402
01:10:02,993 --> 01:10:05,328
What the fuck is up now, huh?
1403
01:10:05,412 --> 01:10:07,164
Whoo-Ooh!
1404
01:10:07,164 --> 01:10:08,331
Whoa, whoa.
1405
01:10:08,415 --> 01:10:09,916
Your kneecap and shit.
1406
01:10:09,916 --> 01:10:14,337
Step up and get blasted.
1407
01:10:14,337 --> 01:10:18,341
Shit, man, what the fuck is up now?
1408
01:10:18,341 --> 01:10:20,260
Hey, kick back, gunslinger.
1409
01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:21,261
It's loaded.
1410
01:10:21,261 --> 01:10:22,596
That shit goes through walls.
1411
01:10:22,596 --> 01:10:23,764
You pop the neighbor's little kids.
1412
01:10:25,098 --> 01:10:26,266
Uh-Oh.
1413
01:10:26,266 --> 01:10:27,601
Ooh.
1414
01:10:28,518 --> 01:10:31,438
Fuck, dude.
1415
01:10:31,438 --> 01:10:34,524
Whoa, I'm straight, bro.
1416
01:10:34,524 --> 01:10:38,779
Yo, guys, we got to
party tonight, you know?
1417
01:10:38,779 --> 01:10:40,614
Go clubbin' or something.
1418
01:10:40,614 --> 01:10:41,948
I got a better idea.
1419
01:10:41,948 --> 01:10:42,949
What?
1420
01:10:42,949 --> 01:10:43,950
Here, sir.
1421
01:10:45,952 --> 01:10:47,954
Let's go to Mexico.
1422
01:10:48,038 --> 01:10:49,623
Mexico?!
1423
01:10:49,623 --> 01:10:51,708
Yeah. I'm in.
1424
01:10:55,629 --> 01:10:57,464
Only fags like that...
1425
01:10:57,464 --> 01:10:59,466
Because you're a little faggot.
1426
01:10:59,466 --> 01:11:00,967
I don't get it, too much fucking hills.
1427
01:11:00,967 --> 01:11:02,052
Right, right.
1428
01:11:02,135 --> 01:11:05,472
Dude, yo, dude, stay
back boy, stay back.
1429
01:11:05,472 --> 01:11:07,808
Motherfucker's got to ask permission.
1430
01:11:07,891 --> 01:11:10,727
Fuck you, all right?
1431
01:11:10,811 --> 01:11:12,562
Let me tell you something.
1432
01:11:12,562 --> 01:11:14,564
I am a grown motherfucking
man, all right?
1433
01:11:14,648 --> 01:11:16,316
I'm going to tell her the good news,
1434
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,652
Make up, grab my shit and we are out.
1435
01:11:18,735 --> 01:11:21,154
Lines, lines, and more lines.
1436
01:11:21,154 --> 01:11:23,490
For many passengers
traveling through LAX,
1437
01:11:23,573 --> 01:11:25,659
The waiting has become unbearable.
1438
01:11:25,659 --> 01:11:27,160
It's hit or miss, you
can't predict it...
1439
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:30,163
Excuse me, you're not made out of glass.
1440
01:11:30,163 --> 01:11:31,164
I'm made out of me.
1441
01:11:31,164 --> 01:11:33,834
You're drunk.
1442
01:11:33,834 --> 01:11:35,335
I'm celebrating, baby.
1443
01:11:35,419 --> 01:11:36,753
What, another wasted day?
1444
01:11:38,630 --> 01:11:40,257
Here.
1445
01:11:40,340 --> 01:11:42,676
...security since 9-11,
but that's true everywhere.
1446
01:11:42,676 --> 01:11:45,846
...and still a recent
study shows the wait at LAX
1447
01:11:45,887 --> 01:11:47,431
Is the third longest in the world...
1448
01:11:51,184 --> 01:11:52,602
This is a good company.
1449
01:11:52,644 --> 01:11:54,813
They make all the new condos downtown.
1450
01:11:54,855 --> 01:11:55,814
How much?
1451
01:11:55,856 --> 01:11:56,898
$12 an hour.
1452
01:11:56,940 --> 01:11:57,899
Plus their MIS guy
1453
01:11:57,941 --> 01:11:59,109
Is leaving in three months.
1454
01:11:59,192 --> 01:12:00,944
I'm going to update my certifications
1455
01:12:00,986 --> 01:12:02,195
And take his job over.
1456
01:12:02,195 --> 01:12:03,363
Then I'll make bank.
1457
01:12:06,867 --> 01:12:08,618
Such an asshole.
1458
01:12:08,702 --> 01:12:10,620
What? Why? This shit is real.
1459
01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:12,622
This is a great job,
the pay is outstanding
1460
01:12:12,622 --> 01:12:15,542
And it's a great opportunity
for me to do what I want to do.
1461
01:12:15,584 --> 01:12:17,294
I know.
1462
01:12:17,377 --> 01:12:20,464
It's so... it's so Mike, you know.
1463
01:12:20,547 --> 01:12:22,716
You can't just go out
and get a shitty job.
1464
01:12:22,799 --> 01:12:24,217
You gotta... you gotta get a...
1465
01:12:24,217 --> 01:12:25,218
A dream job?
1466
01:12:25,218 --> 01:12:26,553
Yeah, a dream job.
1467
01:12:26,595 --> 01:12:29,556
Well, why shouldn't your
dream guy have a dream job?
1468
01:12:29,556 --> 01:12:31,558
...the ambitious plans of many opponents
1469
01:12:31,641 --> 01:12:34,561
On the County Board of Supervisors...
1470
01:12:42,069 --> 01:12:44,404
Come here, I have a job for you.
1471
01:12:55,916 --> 01:12:58,001
What the fuck is taking so long?
1472
01:12:58,085 --> 01:12:59,586
I knew this shit would happen.
1473
01:12:59,586 --> 01:13:00,921
She hates my ass.
1474
01:13:00,962 --> 01:13:03,256
She's not going to let him go.
1475
01:13:03,256 --> 01:13:05,092
Go knock.
1476
01:13:06,718 --> 01:13:09,304
Dude, go knock.
1477
01:13:09,346 --> 01:13:13,767
Bro, drag his fucking ass out of there.
1478
01:13:20,941 --> 01:13:22,442
Yo, Miguel.
1479
01:13:24,945 --> 01:13:27,447
Hey.
1480
01:13:27,447 --> 01:13:30,367
Mike, hurry up.
1481
01:13:32,119 --> 01:13:33,453
Hey.
1482
01:13:33,453 --> 01:13:35,288
Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
1483
01:13:35,372 --> 01:13:36,707
Come on, dude.
1484
01:13:36,707 --> 01:13:38,792
Dog, I'm tearin' it up, man.
1485
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:41,169
I'm hittin' it, bro.
It's been a few days.
1486
01:13:41,211 --> 01:13:43,880
You guys just go ahead,
man. I'm gonna chill.
1487
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,298
What?
1488
01:13:45,298 --> 01:13:47,801
I'm just gonna kick
it here with the woman.
1489
01:13:47,801 --> 01:13:50,470
You said you'd go, man.
1490
01:13:50,512 --> 01:13:52,097
Your woman's in your head.
1491
01:13:52,097 --> 01:13:53,140
That's wrong.
1492
01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:54,474
She's got your nuts, bro.
1493
01:13:54,474 --> 01:13:56,393
Dog, dog...
1494
01:13:56,476 --> 01:13:59,396
Sylvia's all happy 'cause I
got a job, all right, dude?
1495
01:13:59,438 --> 01:14:01,314
She wants us to fuckin' chill together.
1496
01:14:01,314 --> 01:14:04,901
Man, that girl put the zap on your head.
1497
01:14:04,985 --> 01:14:06,570
This is our last chance to hang.
1498
01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:09,906
You're like my brother. Yeah.
1499
01:14:09,990 --> 01:14:11,575
You're all I got. You're
gonna dog me like that?
1500
01:14:11,658 --> 01:14:12,951
I ain't no fucking do...
1501
01:14:12,993 --> 01:14:15,162
How are you, baby?
1502
01:14:15,162 --> 01:14:17,330
Hey, Sylvia, he's going to Mexico.
1503
01:14:17,414 --> 01:14:20,709
No, he isn't, Jim. Yes, he is.
1504
01:14:20,751 --> 01:14:24,755
I'm joining the feds. I'm
gone, I'm out of here next week.
1505
01:14:24,755 --> 01:14:26,339
The least you can do
1506
01:14:26,339 --> 01:14:27,758
Is let my best friend
1507
01:14:27,758 --> 01:14:29,092
See me off.
1508
01:14:29,092 --> 01:14:30,260
Baby, it's not safe.
1509
01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:31,720
All you're going to do is drink.
1510
01:14:31,762 --> 01:14:33,764
Aw, fuck, man.
1511
01:14:33,805 --> 01:14:35,515
Mike, come on.
1512
01:14:35,515 --> 01:14:37,392
Come on, fuck, man!
1513
01:14:37,434 --> 01:14:39,186
Come on, you promised.
1514
01:14:39,269 --> 01:14:40,771
You promised, man.
1515
01:14:40,854 --> 01:14:45,942
Yo... I promised, Sylvia, okay?
1516
01:14:46,026 --> 01:14:47,861
Mike, you're not going to Mexico.
1517
01:14:47,903 --> 01:14:49,613
What?
1518
01:14:49,696 --> 01:14:51,198
You're not going.
1519
01:14:51,198 --> 01:14:54,367
I'm not your fucking puppet, Sylvia.
1520
01:14:54,367 --> 01:14:56,745
All right, you know
what, do what you want.
1521
01:14:56,787 --> 01:14:59,039
But I'm not going to be
here when you get back.
1522
01:14:59,122 --> 01:15:00,290
That's fucked up.
1523
01:15:00,332 --> 01:15:02,292
Why you got to lay that bullshit on him?
1524
01:15:02,376 --> 01:15:04,211
Because I don't want
him going with you, Jim.
1525
01:15:04,294 --> 01:15:06,296
You're fucking nuts.
1526
01:15:06,296 --> 01:15:08,548
You're crazy and you're dangerous,
1527
01:15:08,632 --> 01:15:10,550
And my biggest nightmare
is you with a fucking badge.
1528
01:15:10,550 --> 01:15:12,052
You're the last person
who should have one.
1529
01:15:12,052 --> 01:15:13,053
Yeah? Yeah.
1530
01:15:13,053 --> 01:15:14,221
That's not bullshit, it's the truth.
1531
01:15:14,221 --> 01:15:15,514
Fuck this!
1532
01:15:15,555 --> 01:15:16,640
Whoa, wait.
1533
01:15:16,723 --> 01:15:18,141
Whatever, man.
1534
01:15:18,225 --> 01:15:20,727
Fuckin' thanks, homie!
1535
01:15:20,727 --> 01:15:21,812
Yeah, laters.
1536
01:15:21,895 --> 01:15:24,231
Bye.
1537
01:15:24,314 --> 01:15:25,649
Yo, yo.
1538
01:15:25,649 --> 01:15:26,983
I'm going.
1539
01:15:28,402 --> 01:15:29,403
I gotta go.
1540
01:15:29,403 --> 01:15:31,071
Get the fuck out of here, go!
1541
01:15:32,406 --> 01:15:33,156
Go!
1542
01:15:33,198 --> 01:15:34,908
Fuck this shit, man.
1543
01:15:34,991 --> 01:15:36,243
Good night, Sylvia.
1544
01:15:36,326 --> 01:15:37,411
Kiss my ass, Jim.
1545
01:15:37,411 --> 01:15:39,454
Oh, any time, sellout.
1546
01:15:39,496 --> 01:15:42,124
Oh, you going to be
happy once he's dead? Huh?
1547
01:15:51,091 --> 01:15:52,426
Hey, Toussaint.
1548
01:15:52,426 --> 01:15:54,094
I heard the battle, man.
1549
01:15:54,136 --> 01:15:56,430
Yo, your lady didn't
want you going, huh?
1550
01:15:56,430 --> 01:15:57,931
No, but I'm going.
1551
01:15:57,931 --> 01:15:59,433
Hell, yeah. Shit.
1552
01:15:59,516 --> 01:16:01,017
I'm a motherfucking man. That's right.
1553
01:16:01,101 --> 01:16:03,103
Shit. I walk the Earth at will.
1554
01:16:03,186 --> 01:16:05,063
Damn right. I do
whatever the fuck I want.
1555
01:16:05,105 --> 01:16:06,106
You know, we're men, right?
1556
01:16:06,189 --> 01:16:07,357
We're men, right? That's right.
1557
01:16:07,441 --> 01:16:08,692
That's what we do, right?
1558
01:16:08,692 --> 01:16:10,360
Amen. And
don't worry--
1559
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,612
Home girl will be right there
waiting when you get back.
1560
01:16:12,612 --> 01:16:13,780
You're right. You're right.
1561
01:16:13,780 --> 01:16:14,990
She wouldn't play that shit like that.
1562
01:16:15,031 --> 01:16:16,450
Shit, I got a fucking job for real.
1563
01:16:16,450 --> 01:16:17,367
You did.
1564
01:16:17,367 --> 01:16:18,869
Plus you're my homie,
dog. You're my homie.
1565
01:16:19,036 --> 01:16:20,537
You're going to go fucking do your thing
1566
01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:22,372
And this is it. No, shit, dude.
1567
01:16:22,456 --> 01:16:23,457
Yo, we're all dogs.
1568
01:16:23,457 --> 01:16:24,791
I got you guys back, man.
1569
01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:25,876
No doubt, no doubt.
1570
01:16:26,043 --> 01:16:27,627
It's just going to be fucking cool, yo.
1571
01:16:27,711 --> 01:16:29,379
I got a job, you got a job.
1572
01:16:29,463 --> 01:16:30,881
Shit, I got some bud.
1573
01:16:31,048 --> 01:16:32,299
We got some smokes. We got some
1574
01:16:32,299 --> 01:16:34,051
Motherfucking money.
We are on a mission.
1575
01:16:34,051 --> 01:16:37,054
Let's get our heads together
so we can achieve our objective
1576
01:16:37,054 --> 01:16:38,221
In a timely manner.
1577
01:16:38,221 --> 01:16:40,807
Let's get deployed, people.
1578
01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:08,126
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
1579
01:17:08,126 --> 01:17:09,252
Rise and fucking shine.
1580
01:17:09,336 --> 01:17:11,797
Come on, ladies. Chow time.
1581
01:17:11,838 --> 01:17:13,006
Chow's getting cold.
1582
01:17:13,090 --> 01:17:16,093
Oh, what the fuck, Jim? Chill, dude.
1583
01:17:31,608 --> 01:17:33,193
Dude, where are we?
1584
01:17:33,276 --> 01:17:36,238
Family, man.
1585
01:17:36,279 --> 01:17:37,823
Damn! It's a shizzack...
1586
01:17:37,864 --> 01:17:38,865
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1587
01:17:38,865 --> 01:17:41,368
It's a home, all right?
1588
01:17:41,368 --> 01:17:43,578
Respect, bro.
1589
01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:45,455
Straighten up, fellas.
1590
01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:50,794
My old lady, Marta.
1591
01:17:50,836 --> 01:17:51,795
Hola.
1592
01:17:51,795 --> 01:17:52,963
Mike. Hola, mucho gusto.
1593
01:17:53,004 --> 01:17:54,506
Hola, Mike. Toussaint.
1594
01:17:54,506 --> 01:17:55,966
Hola. Hola. Hola.
1595
01:17:56,049 --> 01:17:57,634
Hola. Marisa.
1596
01:17:57,634 --> 01:17:58,719
Buenos dias. Mi mama.
1597
01:17:58,802 --> 01:17:59,720
Mucho gusto. Marta's mom.
1598
01:17:59,761 --> 01:18:01,722
Buenos dias.
1599
01:18:01,763 --> 01:18:03,056
Vicki. Vicki.
1600
01:18:03,056 --> 01:18:04,975
La prima, esa es mi prima.
1601
01:18:05,058 --> 01:18:06,143
Mucho gusto.
1602
01:18:06,226 --> 01:18:07,394
Mucho gusto. Mike. Vicki.
1603
01:18:07,394 --> 01:18:09,104
Toussaint.
1604
01:18:09,146 --> 01:18:10,313
Vicki.
1605
01:18:10,397 --> 01:18:11,815
Okay.
1606
01:18:11,898 --> 01:18:13,400
Hey, grab yourselves a rock.
1607
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,152
Sí, por favor, sientense.
1608
01:18:17,487 --> 01:18:18,488
Vicki?
1609
01:18:18,488 --> 01:18:20,157
¿Café, quieren café?
1610
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,159
Sí, café, por favor. Vicki, andale.
1611
01:18:22,159 --> 01:18:24,411
Tranquila, baby.
1612
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:28,582
¡Mama!
1613
01:18:28,665 --> 01:18:30,751
Yeah, w-What's she saying, dude?
1614
01:18:30,834 --> 01:18:32,836
Oh, they... they think you're cool.
1615
01:18:32,919 --> 01:18:34,004
Oh, sweet.
1616
01:18:36,339 --> 01:18:38,175
Aquí tienes. Gracias.
1617
01:18:38,175 --> 01:18:40,510
Caliente. Thank you.
1618
01:18:44,347 --> 01:18:45,557
Dude...
1619
01:18:45,599 --> 01:18:47,017
Marta's fine as fuck, bro.
1620
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:48,226
Hey, hey, hey...
1621
01:18:48,268 --> 01:18:50,312
I'm just saying, dude.
You need to marry her, bro.
1622
01:18:50,353 --> 01:18:52,689
If you don't, you're a fool.
1623
01:18:52,773 --> 01:18:54,858
¿Que dice?
1624
01:18:54,858 --> 01:18:57,861
Oh...
1625
01:18:57,861 --> 01:18:59,946
Oh, that shit's good, man.
1626
01:19:00,030 --> 01:19:02,532
No shit, you know they got that
good fucking weed from here.
1627
01:19:02,532 --> 01:19:05,452
That's what I want.
Some of that good shit.
1628
01:19:05,535 --> 01:19:07,871
You know where some fields
are or something, Jim?
1629
01:19:07,996 --> 01:19:10,457
Yeah, that's not... I want to
see, like, where they grow it.
1630
01:19:10,457 --> 01:19:11,625
You know, and then maybe
1631
01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:13,752
They'll let us go out
and, like, pick some.
1632
01:19:13,752 --> 01:19:15,879
You know, pick some of
that really good weed.
1633
01:19:26,556 --> 01:19:27,724
Shit.
1634
01:19:33,146 --> 01:19:34,147
Toussaint?
1635
01:19:38,985 --> 01:19:40,987
This is nice.
1636
01:19:41,071 --> 01:19:43,323
This is beautiful, man.
1637
01:19:43,407 --> 01:19:44,491
Dog, you see this?
1638
01:19:44,533 --> 01:19:46,827
Here.
1639
01:19:48,203 --> 01:19:49,204
Mmm...
1640
01:19:49,246 --> 01:19:50,414
Beautiful...
1641
01:19:50,414 --> 01:19:51,665
Man!
1642
01:19:51,748 --> 01:19:53,166
Mmm!
1643
01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:55,252
When the hell'd you
get all the pistos, dog?
1644
01:19:55,335 --> 01:19:56,545
Mexico, man.
1645
01:19:56,586 --> 01:19:57,587
It's magic.
1646
01:20:01,842 --> 01:20:02,926
He bleed?
1647
01:20:03,009 --> 01:20:03,927
Like a stuffed pig.
1648
01:20:05,095 --> 01:20:06,930
How'd Letty know you were
tearing up her sister?
1649
01:20:06,972 --> 01:20:09,516
That fuckin' bitch Patti, right?
1650
01:20:09,558 --> 01:20:11,184
Ah... I took her to dinner.
1651
01:20:11,268 --> 01:20:13,520
Took her for a cruise
up to Malibu, you know?
1652
01:20:13,603 --> 01:20:16,273
Got up all in it. Back of my ride...
1653
01:20:16,314 --> 01:20:17,941
Pounded that fish, man.
1654
01:20:18,024 --> 01:20:19,359
Good fuckin' fish.
1655
01:20:19,401 --> 01:20:20,485
I figured the crazy broad
1656
01:20:20,527 --> 01:20:21,862
Pulled out some hairs and pubes
1657
01:20:21,862 --> 01:20:23,613
And stashed it in the seat, you know?
1658
01:20:23,613 --> 01:20:26,241
Oh, dude, you got to
watch that shit, man.
1659
01:20:26,241 --> 01:20:28,535
Chicks get treacherous.
1660
01:20:28,618 --> 01:20:31,204
Yeah, no shit. Sibling rivalry, Jim.
1661
01:20:31,204 --> 01:20:32,622
Next day,
1662
01:20:32,622 --> 01:20:35,083
I'm driving around with
Letty all kick back and shit,
1663
01:20:35,083 --> 01:20:38,462
And she radars in on
this rat's nest, man.
1664
01:20:38,545 --> 01:20:41,298
Pulls out these long-Ass hairs,
she's like "What are these?"
1665
01:20:41,339 --> 01:20:42,299
"Whose are these?"
1666
01:20:43,884 --> 01:20:46,887
She sees all the pubes mixed
in, man... fuckin' busted.
1667
01:20:47,054 --> 01:20:48,889
Busted! Busted!
1668
01:20:49,056 --> 01:20:50,223
Oh!
1669
01:20:50,223 --> 01:20:52,559
Dude, how'd she know
they were her sister's?
1670
01:20:52,642 --> 01:20:54,061
Oh, come on, dude.
1671
01:20:54,144 --> 01:20:55,645
Mexican chick voodoo, right, Mike?
1672
01:20:55,729 --> 01:20:57,230
You know, live and learn.
1673
01:20:57,230 --> 01:20:59,733
Yep, next time you'll
be all up in your ride
1674
01:20:59,733 --> 01:21:01,568
With the Super Vac, dude. Treachery!
1675
01:21:01,651 --> 01:21:03,653
Yep, treachery.
1676
01:21:09,659 --> 01:21:11,745
Um...
1677
01:21:11,745 --> 01:21:13,497
Shouldn't we be
1678
01:21:13,497 --> 01:21:14,706
Helping them?
1679
01:21:14,748 --> 01:21:16,249
You know how to hand wash?
1680
01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:17,834
No. Then don't sweat it.
1681
01:21:17,876 --> 01:21:18,919
Yeah, we're men.
1682
01:21:19,086 --> 01:21:20,504
They know we don't do that shit.
1683
01:21:20,587 --> 01:21:21,505
That's right.
1684
01:21:21,546 --> 01:21:22,923
We're men.
1685
01:21:24,758 --> 01:21:26,093
Oh, yeah!
1686
01:21:29,304 --> 01:21:30,514
This is paradise, huh?
1687
01:21:30,597 --> 01:21:31,932
Mm-Hmm.
1688
01:21:33,767 --> 01:21:35,352
Yo, Mike?
1689
01:21:35,435 --> 01:21:36,853
Yeah?
1690
01:21:36,937 --> 01:21:38,146
They're sending me to Colombia.
1691
01:21:43,777 --> 01:21:46,530
Colombia.
1692
01:21:46,571 --> 01:21:48,198
Who, the man?
1693
01:21:48,281 --> 01:21:50,158
Yep.
1694
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,369
They're tearing shit up down
there, they need my help.
1695
01:21:52,452 --> 01:21:54,287
Doing what?
1696
01:21:54,287 --> 01:21:56,206
Busting up drug labs and drug lords
1697
01:21:56,206 --> 01:21:57,874
And all that shit. You got it.
1698
01:21:57,958 --> 01:22:00,377
Gonna be an advisor, you
know-- Shoot him, him and him.
1699
01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:02,546
Then it's back to the
barracks for bitches and beer.
1700
01:22:02,629 --> 01:22:04,464
I'm set.
1701
01:22:04,464 --> 01:22:06,633
Why do you want to do that shit, dude?
1702
01:22:06,633 --> 01:22:08,218
I mean...
1703
01:22:08,301 --> 01:22:11,596
What about Marta, you know?
1704
01:22:11,638 --> 01:22:12,639
I mean...
1705
01:22:12,723 --> 01:22:14,641
Ain't gonna happen.
1706
01:22:14,683 --> 01:22:17,144
They told me not to get married.
1707
01:22:17,144 --> 01:22:19,062
That's messed.
1708
01:22:19,146 --> 01:22:20,147
They really told you that?
1709
01:22:20,230 --> 01:22:21,940
Not straight up, but I heard 'em.
1710
01:22:21,982 --> 01:22:24,818
Yo, if the feds won't let you
hook up with your old lady,
1711
01:22:24,818 --> 01:22:26,486
You need to tell them to fuck off.
1712
01:22:26,570 --> 01:22:27,988
Yeah, I mean,
1713
01:22:27,988 --> 01:22:30,657
You love her, she loves you, right?
1714
01:22:30,741 --> 01:22:33,326
Dude, you need to move
down here, marry Marta,
1715
01:22:33,410 --> 01:22:34,828
You know, get a good-Ass job
1716
01:22:34,911 --> 01:22:37,497
Working with fucking
tourists or something.
1717
01:22:37,497 --> 01:22:38,915
Fuck that.
1718
01:22:38,915 --> 01:22:41,209
Taking bucket baths in cold-Ass water?
1719
01:22:41,251 --> 01:22:43,086
You know, wading around
in ankle-Deep mud?
1720
01:22:43,086 --> 01:22:44,087
Outhouses, man!
1721
01:22:44,171 --> 01:22:46,089
Fuckin' outhouses!
1722
01:22:46,173 --> 01:22:48,175
You told Marta yet?
1723
01:22:52,095 --> 01:22:53,722
You love this place.
1724
01:22:53,764 --> 01:22:57,017
It's in your eyes, man.
1725
01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:59,519
Dude, this is what it's all about.
1726
01:22:59,519 --> 01:23:03,774
You got a woman that loves
you and a place to stay.
1727
01:23:03,857 --> 01:23:05,442
You'd be happy here, and you know it.
1728
01:23:05,525 --> 01:23:09,780
Yeah, well, shacking up with Marta,
1729
01:23:09,863 --> 01:23:14,951
Squeezing out some puppies,
has its appeal, but...
1730
01:23:15,035 --> 01:23:18,288
This is my career.
1731
01:23:18,330 --> 01:23:20,332
I got one shot.
1732
01:23:20,374 --> 01:23:21,917
You're making a mistake.
1733
01:23:22,042 --> 01:23:26,713
You should stay right
here with your lady.
1734
01:23:26,797 --> 01:23:28,173
What the fuck you gonna do
1735
01:23:28,173 --> 01:23:30,050
In Colombia?
1736
01:23:32,302 --> 01:23:34,221
Whack people,
1737
01:23:34,221 --> 01:23:35,472
Program shit.
1738
01:23:35,514 --> 01:23:38,141
You ain't down, fuck you.
1739
01:23:38,225 --> 01:23:40,060
Bring in my gunships
1740
01:23:40,143 --> 01:23:43,146
And smoke your little
jungle hideaway. You know?
1741
01:23:43,230 --> 01:23:44,856
I mean, I'm a solider
of the apocalypse, man.
1742
01:23:44,856 --> 01:23:46,066
I'll be in a chopper,
1743
01:23:46,149 --> 01:23:49,820
Door-Gunning villagers
and shit. Fuck 'em.
1744
01:23:49,903 --> 01:23:52,697
Kill the chickens and dogs, too, man.
1745
01:23:54,074 --> 01:23:56,576
I don't give a fuck.
1746
01:24:08,505 --> 01:24:09,589
Shh, shh...
1747
01:24:30,235 --> 01:24:31,361
Yeah.
1748
01:26:01,702 --> 01:26:02,786
Doce años.
1749
01:26:02,869 --> 01:26:04,454
Doce años. Doce años...
1750
01:26:04,454 --> 01:26:06,665
Doce... we've been together that long.
1751
01:26:06,707 --> 01:26:07,958
Es muy bonita.
1752
01:26:08,041 --> 01:26:09,334
Man, you're bring sand
to the beach, dumb ass.
1753
01:26:09,376 --> 01:26:11,628
Cover that shit up. Jim, dude!
1754
01:26:11,628 --> 01:26:12,796
Huh?
1755
01:26:12,879 --> 01:26:15,298
How you say, um, "You're
beautiful" in Spanish?
1756
01:26:15,298 --> 01:26:16,883
Huh? "Bonita." Bonita.
1757
01:26:19,302 --> 01:26:21,555
Come on, you don't know
that shit, Toussaint?
1758
01:26:21,555 --> 01:26:23,348
Tu... bonita.
1759
01:26:23,390 --> 01:26:24,474
Gracias.
1760
01:26:24,558 --> 01:26:26,017
Hey, baby, see my new one?
1761
01:26:26,059 --> 01:26:27,394
Right, did I get it? Huh?
1762
01:26:27,394 --> 01:26:28,645
Think I got it?
1763
01:26:28,729 --> 01:26:31,815
Yeah, she got the point.
1764
01:26:34,985 --> 01:26:38,405
Yo, Mike, that chick digs you.
1765
01:26:38,447 --> 01:26:40,240
What chick?
1766
01:26:41,825 --> 01:26:43,827
Oh, she's good, dog.
1767
01:26:43,910 --> 01:26:46,079
Yeah, name's Lila.
1768
01:26:46,079 --> 01:26:48,165
She's a freak. She'll fuck you, dude.
1769
01:26:49,666 --> 01:26:51,418
She's a freak, huh?
1770
01:26:51,460 --> 01:26:53,086
How you know? You fuck her?
1771
01:26:53,128 --> 01:26:55,172
No, out of respect for Marta.
1772
01:26:55,213 --> 01:26:58,341
Not that I don't want... Hey, baby.
1773
01:26:58,425 --> 01:27:01,887
Ask her to dance.
1774
01:27:01,970 --> 01:27:04,056
I'm not cheating on Sylvia, dude.
1775
01:27:05,849 --> 01:27:09,102
There's a big gap between
dancing and fucking, man.
1776
01:27:09,102 --> 01:27:11,021
Go explore it.
1777
01:27:12,189 --> 01:27:13,857
No shit.
1778
01:30:02,859 --> 01:30:04,403
No.
1779
01:30:15,956 --> 01:30:17,541
You're fucking nuts.
1780
01:31:24,357 --> 01:31:26,526
You fucked up, woman.
1781
01:31:28,195 --> 01:31:30,197
I'll do it.
1782
01:31:35,369 --> 01:31:36,870
It's easy.
1783
01:31:53,970 --> 01:31:57,307
Jim!
1784
01:32:22,082 --> 01:32:24,084
What's up, man, huh?
1785
01:32:24,084 --> 01:32:25,585
Where's Toussaint?
1786
01:32:25,669 --> 01:32:27,087
He's dancing.
1787
01:32:27,087 --> 01:32:28,088
Yeah? Yeah.
1788
01:32:28,088 --> 01:32:29,089
You gonna get back
1789
01:32:29,089 --> 01:32:30,257
To the party? Yeah.
1790
01:32:30,257 --> 01:32:32,509
Let's get back to the party, man.
1791
01:32:34,010 --> 01:32:35,846
Yeah. Hey, uh, go,
1792
01:32:35,929 --> 01:32:37,514
Go tell Toussaint that
1793
01:32:37,597 --> 01:32:39,099
We're gonna get the
fuck out of here, man.
1794
01:32:39,182 --> 01:32:40,767
Just go into the party,
tell him we're gonna go.
1795
01:32:40,851 --> 01:32:41,768
We're leaving, huh?
1796
01:32:41,852 --> 01:32:43,270
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna leave.
1797
01:32:43,353 --> 01:32:44,938
Let's go, yeah?
1798
01:32:45,021 --> 01:32:46,106
Yeah, let's go.
1799
01:32:46,189 --> 01:32:47,524
Go ahead, go get Toussaint, man.
1800
01:32:47,607 --> 01:32:48,608
Go get him.
1801
01:32:56,366 --> 01:32:58,201
Hey, we're going.
1802
01:32:58,201 --> 01:32:59,202
Come on.
1803
01:32:59,202 --> 01:33:00,203
Fuck you, dude.
1804
01:33:00,203 --> 01:33:02,205
I'm having a great time, bro.
1805
01:33:02,289 --> 01:33:04,291
Then walk back to L.A., motherfucker.
1806
01:33:04,374 --> 01:33:05,792
You're in the car or not.
1807
01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:11,798
He's fucking crazy, man.
What the fuck!
1808
01:33:11,798 --> 01:33:14,801
All right, let's go, man.
1809
01:33:16,553 --> 01:33:19,056
Hey, yo, what the fuck
is your problem, psycho?!
1810
01:33:19,056 --> 01:33:20,807
Hey, hey, homeboy's
losing it, all right?
1811
01:33:20,807 --> 01:33:23,810
Shut the fuck up and just
get in the car, all right?
1812
01:33:23,894 --> 01:33:24,895
Fucking bullshit!
1813
01:33:27,397 --> 01:33:28,732
Fucked up!
1814
01:33:57,761 --> 01:34:01,181
Dude, dude... dude, slow down.
1815
01:34:04,601 --> 01:34:06,103
Fuck, man.
1816
01:34:06,186 --> 01:34:09,773
Whoo, yeah, man.
1817
01:34:09,773 --> 01:34:11,441
Slow down, you crazy motherfucker!
1818
01:34:11,441 --> 01:34:14,194
I want a cop to pull me over.
1819
01:34:15,779 --> 01:34:18,031
Treachery.
1820
01:34:18,031 --> 01:34:19,950
Fucking treachery.
1821
01:34:19,950 --> 01:34:22,285
Jim, slow down!
1822
01:34:22,285 --> 01:34:23,453
Shut up!
1823
01:34:24,621 --> 01:34:26,039
Fuck, dude.
1824
01:34:26,790 --> 01:34:29,042
Only female I trust.
1825
01:34:31,128 --> 01:34:32,963
Fuck you, God!
1826
01:34:33,046 --> 01:34:36,550
You ain't got the fucking
balls to take my ass.
1827
01:34:38,135 --> 01:34:41,638
Jim, don't say that shit, dude.
1828
01:34:56,737 --> 01:34:57,904
Jim!
1829
01:35:00,907 --> 01:35:04,494
Dude, you are getting
out of control, okay?
1830
01:35:04,578 --> 01:35:07,080
You need psychiatric help, man.
1831
01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:10,417
You're seriously fucked up, dude.
1832
01:35:10,417 --> 01:35:15,922
All right, you need to sue
the military or something.
1833
01:35:15,922 --> 01:35:17,674
You used to be mellow.
1834
01:35:21,011 --> 01:35:22,262
Later, homie.
1835
01:35:22,345 --> 01:35:24,097
'Night, dog.
1836
01:35:24,097 --> 01:35:26,349
Laters.
1837
01:35:26,349 --> 01:35:28,351
Dude, I ain't hanging around you anymore
1838
01:35:28,351 --> 01:35:29,686
Until you get some fucking help.
1839
01:35:29,686 --> 01:35:32,439
You can 12-Step off, bitch.
1840
01:35:32,439 --> 01:35:34,775
You're dismissed.
1841
01:35:47,537 --> 01:35:49,289
He's right, dude.
1842
01:35:49,373 --> 01:35:50,374
Yeah.
1843
01:35:53,293 --> 01:35:55,796
Georgia will get me squared away.
1844
01:35:55,879 --> 01:35:58,715
Hope so.
1845
01:35:58,715 --> 01:36:02,219
What was that shit with Marta, dude?
1846
01:36:02,219 --> 01:36:06,973
I don't know why that happened.
1847
01:36:09,142 --> 01:36:11,228
But I'm cool. I'm cool now.
1848
01:36:11,311 --> 01:36:13,146
Okay?
1849
01:36:15,065 --> 01:36:16,066
Yeah.
1850
01:36:16,066 --> 01:36:17,734
I'm cool.
1851
01:36:28,829 --> 01:36:31,164
Look, dude, she told
me she was pregnant.
1852
01:36:31,164 --> 01:36:32,916
I had a panic attack.
1853
01:36:32,999 --> 01:36:34,084
I pulled my gun.
1854
01:36:34,084 --> 01:36:35,335
Come on, dog,
1855
01:36:35,335 --> 01:36:37,087
I thought you loved her, dude.
1856
01:36:37,170 --> 01:36:39,673
I do.
1857
01:36:39,673 --> 01:36:41,758
God, fuck.
1858
01:36:41,758 --> 01:36:44,511
Come on, man, let's
go drop off that bud.
1859
01:36:47,931 --> 01:36:49,182
What bud?
1860
01:36:49,266 --> 01:36:52,102
There's 20 kilos in the trunk.
1861
01:36:52,102 --> 01:36:53,437
Say that again?
1862
01:36:53,437 --> 01:36:55,605
There's 20 kilos in the trunk, man.
1863
01:36:57,190 --> 01:36:58,525
Of weed? Yeah.
1864
01:36:58,525 --> 01:36:59,860
Get the fuck out of here, man.
1865
01:36:59,860 --> 01:37:01,361
I picked it up at the party.
1866
01:37:01,361 --> 01:37:03,697
I'm dropping it at Casper's.
1867
01:37:03,780 --> 01:37:05,365
Casper's?
1868
01:37:05,449 --> 01:37:07,200
I get three Gs.
1869
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:10,287
We get three Gs.
1870
01:37:10,287 --> 01:37:11,872
You drove it across the border?
1871
01:37:11,955 --> 01:37:14,041
Yeah.
1872
01:37:14,041 --> 01:37:15,375
What if they would've caught us?
1873
01:37:15,375 --> 01:37:17,210
Couldn't happen, man.
1874
01:37:17,210 --> 01:37:20,797
My shit is on fire right now, man.
1875
01:37:20,881 --> 01:37:23,467
My shit is wired right now, man.
1876
01:37:23,550 --> 01:37:25,635
You risked my ass without telling me?
1877
01:37:25,719 --> 01:37:28,472
That's not cool, man.
For three fucking Gs?
1878
01:37:28,555 --> 01:37:31,224
That's... that's a good
rate for transporting that.
1879
01:37:31,224 --> 01:37:33,226
Shit, if I'd told you,
1880
01:37:33,226 --> 01:37:34,394
You would have gotten
1881
01:37:34,478 --> 01:37:37,064
All fucking hinkey at the
border, man, gotten us nabbed.
1882
01:37:37,147 --> 01:37:39,066
I wouldn't have been in
the fucking car, dude!
1883
01:37:39,149 --> 01:37:41,485
I would've been on
motherfucking Greyhound.
1884
01:37:41,568 --> 01:37:43,487
That's a serious breach
of the homie code, man,
1885
01:37:43,570 --> 01:37:45,155
Not fuckin' telling me.
1886
01:37:45,155 --> 01:37:47,824
I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, you know.
1887
01:37:47,991 --> 01:37:50,160
I should've had... I
should've got you guys,
1888
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:51,745
You know, walk across the border.
1889
01:37:51,745 --> 01:37:53,246
I could've met you somewhere.
1890
01:37:53,246 --> 01:37:55,415
But, you know, I got bills, I got shit.
1891
01:37:55,499 --> 01:37:56,750
I gotta put my shit in storage.
1892
01:37:56,833 --> 01:37:59,086
I gotta get gas out to Georgia.
1893
01:37:59,169 --> 01:38:01,088
Oh, fuck your money woes, dog!
1894
01:38:01,088 --> 01:38:03,173
I am not catching a
fuckin' case for you.
1895
01:38:03,256 --> 01:38:05,175
Let me out of the fucking car right now.
1896
01:38:05,175 --> 01:38:06,760
Fuck, man. Come on, man,
let's drop this shit off.
1897
01:38:06,843 --> 01:38:07,761
Let's get paid!
1898
01:38:07,844 --> 01:38:09,262
Let me out right here.
1899
01:38:09,346 --> 01:38:10,764
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mike!
Listen, listen!
1900
01:38:10,764 --> 01:38:12,099
Let me out right here, right now!
1901
01:38:12,182 --> 01:38:14,101
You will feel so much better
with a fistful of twenties.
1902
01:38:14,184 --> 01:38:15,769
Huh?
1903
01:38:16,853 --> 01:38:19,356
Dude, we're drunk,
1904
01:38:19,439 --> 01:38:22,025
And we got a trunk full of
fuckin' weed, dude, I am not...
1905
01:38:22,109 --> 01:38:24,611
Okay, fuckin', Mike,
don't bitch out on me!
1906
01:38:24,611 --> 01:38:27,781
Don't fucking bitch out on me!
1907
01:38:27,781 --> 01:38:29,282
I am still on probation, dick head.
1908
01:38:29,366 --> 01:38:30,867
Let me out now!
1909
01:38:30,951 --> 01:38:32,119
Let me out right here
right fuckin' now, dude!
1910
01:38:32,119 --> 01:38:33,870
Let me get paid, will you?
1911
01:38:33,954 --> 01:38:35,372
Will you fuckin' let me get paid?!
1912
01:38:35,455 --> 01:38:36,456
Oh, yo, get paid, man.
1913
01:38:36,540 --> 01:38:38,542
Fuckin' go for it, all right?
1914
01:38:38,625 --> 01:38:41,044
Just let me get the fuck out.
I don't give a fuck, dude.
1915
01:38:44,798 --> 01:38:47,384
What the fuck are you doing, man?
1916
01:38:48,635 --> 01:38:50,887
What the fuck are you doing, Jim?
1917
01:38:50,971 --> 01:38:52,472
What the fuck? What the fuck?
1918
01:38:52,556 --> 01:38:53,640
Fuck you!
1919
01:39:00,647 --> 01:39:03,483
Fuck, I'm sorry, dude,
1920
01:39:03,483 --> 01:39:04,568
I'm sorry, dude.
1921
01:39:04,651 --> 01:39:06,653
Okay? I'm sorry.
1922
01:39:06,653 --> 01:39:08,989
Why the fuck did you
put a gun to my head?
1923
01:39:08,989 --> 01:39:11,742
Huh?
1924
01:39:11,825 --> 01:39:13,160
You gonna shoot me?
1925
01:39:13,160 --> 01:39:15,912
No, man. I'm sorry. I was trippin'.
1926
01:39:15,996 --> 01:39:20,167
I'd never...
1927
01:39:20,167 --> 01:39:23,336
I'd never put a fuckin'
gun to your head, dude
1928
01:39:23,336 --> 01:39:24,504
I know.
1929
01:39:24,588 --> 01:39:27,007
I know you wouldn't, man. I'm sorry.
1930
01:39:27,090 --> 01:39:29,509
First your lady, now me,
man. What the fuck is up?
1931
01:39:29,509 --> 01:39:31,511
I'm not thinking.
1932
01:39:31,511 --> 01:39:33,013
I got too much shit going on.
1933
01:39:36,767 --> 01:39:40,187
Oh, fuck, I'm just
faded, man, that's all.
1934
01:39:40,270 --> 01:39:42,189
I'm just fuckin' fade right now, okay?
1935
01:39:42,272 --> 01:39:43,774
I'll cruise you by your pad.
1936
01:39:43,774 --> 01:39:44,941
I'll drop you off, man.
1937
01:39:44,941 --> 01:39:46,109
I'm sorry.
1938
01:39:46,193 --> 01:39:47,277
I'm sorry.
1939
01:39:47,361 --> 01:39:49,863
Yeah. You're a fuck-Up.
1940
01:39:52,199 --> 01:39:55,869
I'm going with you so you
don't fuck this shit up, too.
1941
01:39:55,952 --> 01:40:00,457
We'll go to Casper's... get the money.
1942
01:40:00,457 --> 01:40:01,458
Yeah.
1943
01:40:01,458 --> 01:40:02,959
Then you can drop me off home,
1944
01:40:02,959 --> 01:40:05,796
You can go to Georgia fed
out and be the fuckin' man.
1945
01:40:05,796 --> 01:40:09,299
Yeah, I'm gonna be the fucking man.
1946
01:40:09,299 --> 01:40:10,884
I can drop you off, you know.
1947
01:40:10,884 --> 01:40:12,636
Take you up the hill.
1948
01:40:12,636 --> 01:40:14,054
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1949
01:40:14,054 --> 01:40:16,973
No.
1950
01:40:17,057 --> 01:40:20,560
Keep on going.
1951
01:40:27,901 --> 01:40:28,902
Looks sketchy.
1952
01:40:28,902 --> 01:40:30,987
I don't know.
1953
01:40:35,158 --> 01:40:37,327
Ho, what, you gonna shoot their pigeons?
1954
01:40:37,411 --> 01:40:38,495
Yeah.
1955
01:40:38,578 --> 01:40:39,830
Just hurry up.
1956
01:40:52,676 --> 01:40:54,094
Yo, Casper!
1957
01:40:58,682 --> 01:41:00,183
Buenos noches, señor.
1958
01:41:01,518 --> 01:41:03,186
¿Tiene losé cosatles?
1959
01:41:03,186 --> 01:41:04,438
Go pop the trunk, dude.
1960
01:41:13,864 --> 01:41:15,532
Con permiso.
1961
01:41:37,137 --> 01:41:38,722
What's up, Casper?
1962
01:41:38,805 --> 01:41:39,806
What up, Jim?
1963
01:41:39,890 --> 01:41:42,976
What's crackin', man.
1964
01:41:42,976 --> 01:41:44,478
Is that you, Mike?
1965
01:41:44,478 --> 01:41:45,395
Whassup, homes?
1966
01:41:45,479 --> 01:41:46,396
Yo, Casper. What up, dog?
1967
01:41:46,480 --> 01:41:48,148
Nothing, homey. How you been?
1968
01:41:48,148 --> 01:41:49,149
Still with Sylvia?
1969
01:41:49,149 --> 01:41:50,734
Hope so.
1970
01:41:50,817 --> 01:41:52,152
Gonna find out tonight.
1971
01:41:53,403 --> 01:41:54,571
So whassup with your brother, dog?
1972
01:41:54,654 --> 01:41:55,739
Fernie?
1973
01:41:55,739 --> 01:41:57,324
Got blasted by the
hulas awhile back, ese.
1974
01:41:57,407 --> 01:41:58,742
Damn.
1975
01:41:58,742 --> 01:42:00,744
Sorry to hear that, dog.
1976
01:42:00,827 --> 01:42:02,162
You play, you pay.
1977
01:42:02,245 --> 01:42:03,497
He knew what time it was.
1978
01:42:03,580 --> 01:42:05,248
Right.
1979
01:42:05,248 --> 01:42:06,917
Hey, we gotta bounce.
1980
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:08,251
You got the money?
1981
01:42:08,251 --> 01:42:10,587
Yeah, just let me check the shit, okay?
1982
01:42:12,756 --> 01:42:14,925
Yo, bring the feria, homey!
1983
01:42:16,176 --> 01:42:17,844
How's your old lady?
1984
01:42:17,844 --> 01:42:20,680
Eh... bitch finally graduated, yo.
1985
01:42:20,680 --> 01:42:22,015
Oh, fuck it!
1986
01:42:22,099 --> 01:42:23,934
Yeah, now she can support my ass, eh?
1987
01:42:23,934 --> 01:42:25,185
I got all the feria right here, dog.
1988
01:42:25,268 --> 01:42:27,020
It's all rolled up and shit.
1989
01:42:27,104 --> 01:42:27,938
You know what I mean?
1990
01:42:28,021 --> 01:42:29,523
Ready to go, dog. Check this out, homes.
1991
01:42:29,523 --> 01:42:30,524
Ah, hell, nah!
1992
01:42:30,524 --> 01:42:31,858
Yo, hold up, dog. Don't trip.
1993
01:42:31,942 --> 01:42:33,694
I know these fools.
They're with me, ese.
1994
01:42:33,694 --> 01:42:34,778
These are the fools that jacked me, man!
1995
01:42:34,861 --> 01:42:37,114
Fuck these motherfuckers!
I'm shooting both of 'em!
1996
01:42:37,197 --> 01:42:39,449
At least give the homeboy
a pass right here, dog.
1997
01:42:39,533 --> 01:42:40,617
Yeah, yeah, let him bounce.
1998
01:42:40,617 --> 01:42:41,702
I don't give a fuck.
1999
01:42:41,702 --> 01:42:43,203
I want this white boy in a box, though.
2000
01:42:43,203 --> 01:42:44,287
Hey, you in the ride.
2001
01:42:44,371 --> 01:42:45,956
I ever see you again, ese, you best be
2002
01:42:46,039 --> 01:42:48,375
Getting your last supper,
'cause you're a dead man.
2003
01:42:48,375 --> 01:42:49,710
Hey, just get the fuck outta here, Mike.
2004
01:42:49,710 --> 01:42:51,211
Take off, homey.
2005
01:42:51,294 --> 01:42:53,296
I'll be cool.
2006
01:43:00,971 --> 01:43:02,639
What the fuck?
2007
01:43:03,724 --> 01:43:05,142
Don't trip, ese. I'm cool.
2008
01:43:07,811 --> 01:43:08,979
Chill, dog! Chill, dog!
2009
01:43:09,062 --> 01:43:10,564
I got three kids...
2010
01:43:10,564 --> 01:43:12,733
Oh, no, please, sir! Please!
2011
01:43:12,816 --> 01:43:13,984
No, no, no, no, no! Jim, no!
2012
01:43:14,067 --> 01:43:16,069
Please, please.
2013
01:43:35,589 --> 01:43:36,923
Why the fuck did you do that?
2014
01:43:40,677 --> 01:43:41,678
Pull the door!
2015
01:44:24,888 --> 01:44:26,306
Oh, my God, Jim!
2016
01:44:26,390 --> 01:44:27,307
I'm hit bad.
2017
01:44:27,307 --> 01:44:28,809
What have we done?
2018
01:44:28,809 --> 01:44:31,061
I can't move my arm...
and I can't feel my legs!
2019
01:44:32,396 --> 01:44:34,564
I can't move shit.
2020
01:44:34,564 --> 01:44:36,817
I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up.
2021
01:44:36,817 --> 01:44:38,151
I'm fucked up.
2022
01:44:49,162 --> 01:44:50,330
Okay...
2023
01:44:50,414 --> 01:44:51,915
Don't trip...
2024
01:44:51,998 --> 01:44:53,500
Don't trip, dog.
2025
01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:55,669
County Hospital's right there.
2026
01:44:55,752 --> 01:44:57,087
No! No! No! County Hospital...
2027
01:44:57,087 --> 01:44:58,588
Don't you dare take me there!
2028
01:44:58,588 --> 01:45:00,424
Don't you dare!
2029
01:45:00,507 --> 01:45:02,175
I'm not going out like that.
2030
01:45:02,175 --> 01:45:03,343
No, we're going. No, no...
2031
01:45:03,343 --> 01:45:05,178
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, we're going.
2032
01:45:05,262 --> 01:45:06,930
No medical treatment.
No medical treatment.
2033
01:45:07,013 --> 01:45:08,682
But, but...
2034
01:45:08,682 --> 01:45:10,183
Mike, Mike...
2035
01:45:10,267 --> 01:45:12,936
You gotta kill me. You gotta kill me.
2036
01:45:13,019 --> 01:45:14,938
You gotta kill me.
2037
01:45:15,021 --> 01:45:18,525
Why? Why?
2038
01:45:18,525 --> 01:45:21,528
I fucked up.
2039
01:45:21,611 --> 01:45:22,779
Everything's shitty.
2040
01:45:22,779 --> 01:45:24,781
No, no...
2041
01:45:24,781 --> 01:45:26,450
Mercy kill me.
2042
01:45:26,450 --> 01:45:29,286
Ah... ah, please, mercy kill me.
2043
01:45:29,369 --> 01:45:32,456
Ah, oh, no, dude.
2044
01:45:32,539 --> 01:45:34,875
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
2045
01:45:34,875 --> 01:45:36,376
No, everything's gonna be fine.
2046
01:45:36,460 --> 01:45:37,878
Jim, shh-Shh, shh-Shh,
shh-Shh, shh-Shh.
2047
01:45:37,878 --> 01:45:38,962
Everything's gonna be fine.
2048
01:45:39,046 --> 01:45:40,297
Everything's gonna be fine.
2049
01:45:40,297 --> 01:45:42,549
Take a look at me, you dumb fuck!
2050
01:45:42,632 --> 01:45:45,052
Everything's gonna be fine?!
2051
01:45:45,052 --> 01:45:46,887
Come on...
2052
01:45:46,970 --> 01:45:49,890
You take my piece...
2053
01:45:49,890 --> 01:45:51,892
And you put it to my fuckin' head...
2054
01:45:51,975 --> 01:45:55,062
And you pull the trigger.
2055
01:45:55,062 --> 01:45:56,813
You fuckin' step up...
2056
01:45:56,897 --> 01:45:58,565
No
2057
01:45:58,648 --> 01:45:59,483
And you do it.
2058
01:45:59,566 --> 01:46:00,650
No.
2059
01:46:00,734 --> 01:46:02,569
'Cause I can't.
2060
01:46:08,241 --> 01:46:10,327
Don't be a fuckin' pussy.
2061
01:46:10,327 --> 01:46:11,661
Oh, my God...
2062
01:46:11,661 --> 01:46:13,163
Don't think about it.
2063
01:46:13,163 --> 01:46:14,915
Huh?
2064
01:46:14,915 --> 01:46:15,916
Do it.
2065
01:46:15,916 --> 01:46:18,168
Please.
2066
01:46:18,251 --> 01:46:19,252
Just kill you and bail?
2067
01:46:19,336 --> 01:46:21,671
Yeah.
2068
01:46:21,671 --> 01:46:23,256
Just take off.
2069
01:46:23,256 --> 01:46:25,759
And don't look back...
2070
01:46:25,842 --> 01:46:27,344
Or you'll...
2071
01:46:27,427 --> 01:46:31,014
Or you'll turn into a pillar of salt.
2072
01:46:31,098 --> 01:46:33,350
Hey... Hey...
2073
01:46:33,433 --> 01:46:36,353
You wanted to know what it
was like to kill someone.
2074
01:46:36,353 --> 01:46:40,107
What's up, huh?
2075
01:46:40,190 --> 01:46:41,358
No one's gonna know.
2076
01:46:41,441 --> 01:46:43,944
Hmm?
2077
01:46:44,027 --> 01:46:45,779
Just you...
2078
01:46:45,862 --> 01:46:47,864
And just me.
2079
01:46:47,864 --> 01:46:49,533
And God.
2080
01:46:49,533 --> 01:46:51,201
No fuckin' way.
2081
01:46:51,201 --> 01:46:52,619
Huh? No fuckin' way.
2082
01:46:52,619 --> 01:46:54,621
You're crazy; I'm not shootin' you, dog.
2083
01:46:54,705 --> 01:46:55,872
It's mercy, dog.
2084
01:46:55,956 --> 01:46:58,041
It's mercy.
2085
01:46:58,125 --> 01:47:00,711
I deserve that.
2086
01:47:00,794 --> 01:47:02,379
I'd do it for you.
2087
01:47:03,964 --> 01:47:05,549
I'd do it for you.
2088
01:47:06,133 --> 01:47:09,386
Yeah.
2089
01:47:09,469 --> 01:47:11,388
Take it.
2090
01:47:11,471 --> 01:47:13,056
Yeah, yeah.
2091
01:47:17,811 --> 01:47:20,814
Yeah, yeah... yeah...
2092
01:47:26,737 --> 01:47:29,322
D-Don't, don't think about it.
2093
01:47:29,406 --> 01:47:30,574
Don't think about it.
2094
01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:34,911
Yeah, yeah...
2095
01:47:34,995 --> 01:47:36,163
Ah, yeah.
2096
01:47:36,163 --> 01:47:38,832
Yeah.
2097
01:47:38,915 --> 01:47:41,501
Ah... ah...
2098
01:47:41,585 --> 01:47:45,088
You did this to
yourself, you stupid fuck!
2099
01:47:45,172 --> 01:47:46,339
You're always doing stupid shit!
2100
01:47:46,423 --> 01:47:48,175
I gotta fuckin' fix it! Okay, okay.
2101
01:47:48,258 --> 01:47:49,426
Is that what you fuckin' want?!
2102
01:47:49,509 --> 01:47:50,594
Yes. Huh?
2103
01:47:50,677 --> 01:47:52,095
You want me to fuckin' fix your head,
2104
01:47:52,179 --> 01:47:53,680
Once and for all?! Come on, it's easy.
2105
01:47:53,680 --> 01:47:55,015
It's easy. No! Bullshit!
2106
01:47:55,098 --> 01:47:56,600
Bullshit! Not for me!
2107
01:48:00,187 --> 01:48:02,522
I love you, fuckin' shit bag.
2108
01:48:02,606 --> 01:48:05,108
I love you, too.
2109
01:48:07,694 --> 01:48:09,279
I'm gonna miss you, brother.
2110
01:48:11,782 --> 01:48:12,949
I'm sorry.
2111
01:48:15,035 --> 01:48:17,120
I'm sorry.
2112
01:48:17,204 --> 01:48:18,955
Everything's gonna be okay. Yeah.
2113
01:48:19,039 --> 01:48:22,042
Yeah.
2114
01:48:22,042 --> 01:48:23,543
I know.
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