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♪ The end of the
Civil War Was near ♪
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♪ When quite accidentally ♪
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♪ A hero who sneezed
Abruptly seized ♪
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♪ Retreat And
reversed it to victory ♪
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♪ His Medal of Honor
Pleased and thrilled ♪
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♪ His proud little
Family group ♪
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♪ While pinning it on
Some blood was spilled ♪
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♪ And so it was
planned He'd command ♪
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♪ F Troop! ♪
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♪ Where Indian fights
Are colorful sights ♪
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♪ And nobody takes a lickin' ♪
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♪ Where paleface and redskin ♪
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♪ Both turn chicken ♪
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♪ When drilling and
fighting Get them down ♪
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♪ They know their
morale Can't droop ♪
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♪ As long as they
all Relax in town ♪
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♪ Before they resume
With a bang and a boom ♪
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♪ F Troop! ♪
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F Troop ready for pay call, sir.
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Good work. Thank you, sergeant.
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Now...
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Uh, Agarn, Randolph, NMI.
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Here, sir.
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There you are, corporal, $15.
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Thank you, sir.
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O'Rourke, Morgan Sylvester.
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Here, sir.
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There you are, sergeant, $17.
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Thank you, sir. I...
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Something wrong, sergeant?
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Why, sir, you've overpaid me.
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You've given me
a 10 instead of a 1.
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Well, of all the years
I've been in the army,
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I've never heard of
a soldier complaining
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about being overpaid.
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Uh, well, sir, I'm just
a poor horse soldier.
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But I only want
what's coming to me.
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O'Rourke, you're all-cavalry.
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Thank you, sir. Yeah.
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Uh, Herbert. Hubert Herbert.
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All right, pay call for
O'Rourke Enterprises.
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Employees, fall in.
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Employees ready for pay call.
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Sarge! You've got
more money there
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than the U.S. Army.
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That's because I'm
smarter than the U.S. Army.
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Sure seems like
business is terrific.
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Yeah, we had the
biggest month ever.
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Business in the saloon
alone was up 33 percent.
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Are the men drinking
that much more whiskey?
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No, they're drinking
that much more water.
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The only way a guy can
get drunk in your saloon
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is if he orders a
double-minced pie.
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Dobbs, Hannibal Shirley.
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Here, sir.
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Wilton... here's
a letter for you.
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Jane, please, I happen
to be paying the troops.
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Now, where was I Dobbs?
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Uh, seven, sir. But just
keep right on counting.
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Right. Ten.
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But it's from Washington,
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the War Department,
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office of the chief of staff,
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stamped official,
urgent and top-secret.
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Hm. Sounds like it
might be important.
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I guess you could say that.
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I wonder what they're
up to in Washington.
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I've informed the
commander of Fort Courage
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that your man will be
there to start the experiment.
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I can't tell you
how grateful we are
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to the British army.
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We're both fighting
Injuns, you know.
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Hands across the sea and
that sort of thing, old boy.
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Colonel Willoughby,
our information has it
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that Cochise and
Geronimo combined forces.
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Now, this, sir, could pose
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quite a problem for our armies.
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They shan't have any trouble
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when our Major Bently
Royce shows them the tactics
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he uses with the Bengal Lancers.
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He's outwitted the beggars
from Bombay to the Khyber Pass.
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Sounds like he's
quite a soldier.
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He's a living legend.
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If he had been with Clive,
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there never would have been
the "Black Hole" of Calcutta.
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What, um, tactics does he use?
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Mainly it's infiltration.
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He is a master at
the use of disguises,
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in getting his troops
behind the enemy lines.
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That's why he's known in
India as "The Phantom Major."
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Phantom Major.
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Now you see him, now you don't.
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Well... sounds real interesting.
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Quite.
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Colonel, tell me, uh...
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just, uh, what does
this fellow look like?
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I've never seen him.
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You've never seen him? No.
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But he's due to meet
me here momentarily.
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Major Bently Royce
reporting for duty, sir.
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Troop, ten-hut!
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At ease, men.
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Men, as you know,
we've been chosen
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to be the test troop
for a new experiment
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by the Army, in Indian fighting.
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Now, sending someone to teach us
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how to fight Indians
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is like sending someone
to teach Betsy Ross
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how to make a flag.
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It always relaxes a troop
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when you give them
a little joke. Yes, sir.
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Well, that certainly
is a little joke, sir.
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Thank you.
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However, when Major
Bently Royce arrives,
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I want each of you to show him
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real F Troop hospitality.
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Uh, Vanderbilt, any sign
of Major Bently Royce?
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No, thanks, captain. I just ate.
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Vanderbilt, can
you see the major?
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No sign yet, sergeant.
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He should have be
here two hours ago.
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Yeah, well, with the
captain's permission
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I'd like to take
out a search party.
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Something may have
happened to him, sir.
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Be a shame if
the Indians got him
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before he showed us
how to get the Indians.
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Yeah.
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I'll go with you,
sergeant. I'll get my rifle.
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Oh, good. Right, sir.
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Vanderbilt, keep your
eyes and ears open!
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What's that, sarge?!
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Ah, forget it.
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No.
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Major Bently Royce
reporting for duty, sir.
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Major, what are you
doing in the closet?
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Wanted you to give you
a practical demonstration
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of the infiltration tactics
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that have made
me... a living legend.
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Oh. W-well, come in, come in.
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Thank you.
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I was about to lead a
search party for you.
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But I must admit,
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the last place I'd ever
think to look is in the closet.
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Why do you think they call
me "The Phantom Major"?
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My orders, captain.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, won't you sit down, major.
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Thank you.
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Mm-hm.
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Mm-hm.
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Well, everything seems
to be in order, major.
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Well, captain, the, uh,
search party is ready.
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Oh, that won't be
necessary now, sergeant.
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As you can see, the
major has already...
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arrived.
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Well, where is he, sir?
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What?
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He must be in the closet.
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The... The major,
in the closet, sir?
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Yes, yes. That's
where I found him.
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He wanted to demonstrate that
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he could slip into the fort
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without our noticing it.
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Shh.
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I got you this ti...
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I don't understand it.
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Where could he be?
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Heh.
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Uh, w-why... Why
doesn't the captain...
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lie down for a while, sir?
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On the medical officer's cot.
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No, no. I'm all right.
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Well, of course you're
all right, captain...
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Sergeant, I tell you,
he was in the closet.
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Of course.
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Well, we'll just
have one more look,
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shall we?
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There.
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You see. There's no...
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Stand easy, chaps.
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There, you see?
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I told you he was in the closet.
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I think I'd better lie down
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on the medical officer's cot.
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Major Bently Royce,
this is Sergeant O'Rourke
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and Corporal Agarn.
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Carry on, chaps.
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The two best Indian
fighters in the West.
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Now, that "The Phantom
Major" has arrived,
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they are the two second-best
Indian fighters in the West.
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Well, now, I don't know.
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We haven't done
too bad so far, sir.
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With all due modesty, I
think you'll do much better
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when I teach you
my bags of tricks.
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Mm.
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That might not work out here.
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There are no closets in tepees.
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I was indulging
in a bit of whimsy.
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Ha, ha.
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When I'm through
training F Troop,
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the fort will become obsolete.
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Obsolete? Absolutely.
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With the Bently Royce tactics,
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F Troop will become
a roving band
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of highly trained fighters,
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with the ability to
harass the enemy
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by roaming behind his lines.
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W-w-wouldn't we
still need the fort?
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I shall also teach
your men to, uh,
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ahem... live off the land.
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Live off the land?
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We're having enough trouble
surviving the mess hall, sir.
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Oh, you'll be
amazed how little food
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the human body requires.
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I was once trapped
in the Khyber Pass
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with a squadron of
the 10th Gurkha Rifles.
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They managed to
live for a whole week
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on nothing but
curried cartridge belts.
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Madras style, of course.
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I must say, sir, that
our cartridge belts
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are not that tasty.
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Yeah, I tried to eat one
the other day for dessert,
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and it was awful.
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Oh, Wilton. I-I'm sorry.
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I didn't know you were busy.
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Excuse me.
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No man is ever too busy
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to talk to a beautiful lady.
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Well, I really don't
know what to say.
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Don't say anything.
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Just stand there
looking beautiful.
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Uh... Wrangler Jane,
this is Major Phantom.
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No, no, no. "The Phantom Major."
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Oh, yes, yes. Major Bently Royce
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of the Bengal Lancers.
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A living legend.
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Well, I'm very happy
to meet you, major.
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The pleasure is
mine, I assure you.
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And now, if you'll excuse me,
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I must retire to my quarters.
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It's been a long journey.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon me.
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I'll show you to your quarters.
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May I have the
pleasure of your company
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at, uh, tea, memsahib?
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Shucks, I guess so.
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You will give this to
my orderly, captain.
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Till later then.
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Shall we?
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Cheer ho.
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My. Ain't he dashing?
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Oh, I don't know.
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What's so dashing about him?
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Oh.
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Oh, Wilton. Wilton,
are you all right?
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I'm all right. I'm all right.
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Well, it looks like the end
of O'Rourke Enterprises.
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And this ain't gonna
help our partners,
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00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:55,760
the Hekawis, either.
261
00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:57,162
Yeah, well, don't worry, Agarn.
262
00:11:57,186 --> 00:11:58,363
Well...
263
00:11:58,387 --> 00:12:00,134
it's pretty tough to
look after business
264
00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:01,804
when we're running
around the country
265
00:12:01,828 --> 00:12:03,773
eating cartridge belts.
266
00:12:03,797 --> 00:12:05,175
We still got an ace in the hole.
267
00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:06,177
What's that?
268
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:08,147
He hasn't seen his pupils yet.
269
00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:10,151
Wait till he gets
a load of F Troop.
270
00:12:10,175 --> 00:12:13,411
Then "The Phantom Major"
may disappear altogether.
271
00:12:18,407 --> 00:12:20,085
And I looked up,
and here with this lion,
272
00:12:20,109 --> 00:12:21,588
quivering with irritation. Ooh.
273
00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:24,125
Oh. I'm sorry.
274
00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:25,360
I didn't know she was there.
275
00:12:25,384 --> 00:12:26,662
Agh. Are you all right, Jane?
276
00:12:26,686 --> 00:12:28,232
Uh, yeah. I think so.
277
00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:29,801
A cup of tea will
soothe your nerves.
278
00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:31,069
Oh, thank you. I could use it.
279
00:12:31,093 --> 00:12:33,006
Not you, her.
280
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:35,176
Captain, sir, the
troop is waiting.
281
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,642
Oh, yes. Yes, sergeant.
282
00:12:37,739 --> 00:12:39,384
Get off. Get your hands off.
283
00:12:39,408 --> 00:12:41,521
You're absolutely mad.
284
00:12:41,545 --> 00:12:43,424
I'll pull the chair for her.
285
00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:45,979
Uh, won't you sit down, my dear?
286
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:47,181
Captain! They're waiting!
287
00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:49,518
All right, corporal.
288
00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,686
Now look what you've done.
289
00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:52,072
Oh. Sorry.
290
00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,830
My dear, here. Let me.
291
00:12:57,606 --> 00:12:59,908
I think you better
leave before you kill her.
292
00:13:01,212 --> 00:13:02,724
I'll be right back, Jane.
293
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:05,166
Don't hurry, Wilton.
294
00:13:08,274 --> 00:13:10,939
Troop, ten-hut!
295
00:13:10,963 --> 00:13:12,997
Shall I be mother?
296
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,202
Right face!
297
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:21,406
Uh... Those facing
left, right face.
298
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,966
Those facing right, left face.
299
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:31,161
Uh, face me.
300
00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:35,397
Good work, men.
301
00:13:35,421 --> 00:13:37,600
Don't you think we ought
to give our honored guest
302
00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:38,769
a cannon salute?
303
00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:40,104
Oh. Good idea, sergeant.
304
00:13:40,128 --> 00:13:41,874
Gunners, man your cannon.
305
00:13:41,898 --> 00:13:42,909
Uh, captain.
306
00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:45,135
We'll take care of it for you.
307
00:13:46,489 --> 00:13:49,971
Major Bently Royce,
F Troop salutes you.
308
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,431
Thank you. Carry on, chaps.
309
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:56,654
Present... arm.
310
00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:00,896
Fire.
311
00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:07,589
Agarn.
312
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,789
Well... good shot.
313
00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:24,112
Jane, I... Here.
314
00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:25,148
Oh, major... I'm sorry.
315
00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:26,672
Captain Parmenter...
316
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:28,753
I'm leaving.
317
00:14:28,777 --> 00:14:30,958
I'll help you pack.
318
00:14:30,982 --> 00:14:33,729
No, no, no. I'm just going
to replace my tea service.
319
00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:36,667
You mean that you wanna
stay here and train us
320
00:14:36,691 --> 00:14:37,936
after what you just saw?
321
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,006
With the Bently Royce
method of Indian warfare,
322
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:42,310
I told you I would
make the fort obsolete.
323
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:45,670
I will now demonstrate how
to make the cannon obsolete.
324
00:14:55,906 --> 00:14:57,385
Men of F Troop,
325
00:14:57,409 --> 00:14:59,356
today is your first
field maneuver
326
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:01,492
in the new style
of Indian fighting.
327
00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:04,264
Phase one: The
art of infiltration
328
00:15:04,288 --> 00:15:05,350
through camouflage.
329
00:15:05,374 --> 00:15:07,453
Tomorrow, we are
going to be reviewed
330
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:09,490
by my commanding
officer, Colonel Willoughby,
331
00:15:09,514 --> 00:15:12,395
and your inspector
general, Colonel Saunders.
332
00:15:12,419 --> 00:15:13,731
I want to show them
333
00:15:13,755 --> 00:15:15,700
what a crack troop
you have become.
334
00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,654
Oh, major. Yes, horse?
335
00:15:17,678 --> 00:15:20,659
Uh, what do we do if
somebody tries to saddle us?
336
00:15:20,683 --> 00:15:22,767
Give him a sharp
kick with your hoof.
337
00:15:29,381 --> 00:15:30,926
With your permission, captain,
338
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:32,696
I shall take the troop
out for a maneuver.
339
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,441
Uh, permission granted.
340
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,299
Bugler, blow "Assembly."
341
00:15:49,231 --> 00:15:51,934
Troop, left turn!
342
00:15:53,572 --> 00:15:56,041
That means left face!
343
00:15:59,048 --> 00:16:02,563
By the front... double march!
344
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,665
Hup, two, three, four.
345
00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:05,268
Hup, two, three, four.
346
00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:06,320
Hup, two, three, four.
347
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:07,322
Hup, two, three, four.
348
00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:08,691
Hup, two, three, four.
349
00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:10,294
Hup, two, three, four.
350
00:16:10,318 --> 00:16:11,629
Hup, two, three, four.
351
00:16:11,653 --> 00:16:13,298
With the captain's
permission, sir,
352
00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:15,635
I'd like to say that Major
Bently Royce is cracking up.
353
00:16:15,659 --> 00:16:16,737
I think they get that way
354
00:16:16,761 --> 00:16:18,039
from riding camels.
355
00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,775
Shakes the brains loose.
356
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:21,178
Yeah, it's embarrassing, sir.
357
00:16:21,202 --> 00:16:22,413
Can't you just see it?
358
00:16:22,437 --> 00:16:24,317
Someday a kid will
turn to his father and say,
359
00:16:24,341 --> 00:16:26,621
"Daddy, what did you
do in the Indian War?"
360
00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:27,756
And the father will say,
361
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,492
"I was a tree stump in F Troop."
362
00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:31,530
Well, men, I'm not too happy
363
00:16:31,554 --> 00:16:32,564
about things myself,
364
00:16:32,588 --> 00:16:34,268
but we have to follow orders.
365
00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:35,536
Now, if you'll excuse me,
366
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,802
I have to get into my
tumbleweed outfit. Huh.
367
00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,904
Greetings, great white partners.
368
00:17:05,928 --> 00:17:07,462
Hi, Wild Eagle.
369
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,377
Greetings, chief.
370
00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:10,778
Long time no see.
371
00:17:10,802 --> 00:17:13,083
Listen, we got a little
trouble down at the fort.
372
00:17:13,107 --> 00:17:14,386
If you have trouble,
373
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:17,657
must remember
wise old Indian saying:
374
00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:21,063
"Bullfrog who sits on lily pad
375
00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:23,434
never do much croaking."
376
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,471
What's so wise about that?
377
00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:27,430
You know wiser saying?
378
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,845
Well, now, listen.
379
00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:31,548
We got some bad news, see?
380
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,851
They sent out this guy to...
381
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:33,952
Tsk, tsk. Sarge, hold it.
382
00:17:33,976 --> 00:17:34,954
What's the matter?
383
00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:37,340
The tree. It may be listening.
384
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:47,957
Come on.
385
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,115
Like I was saying, chief,
386
00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:52,416
we're in trouble, see.
387
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,221
If you two think tree listens,
388
00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:56,323
you in big trouble.
389
00:17:56,347 --> 00:17:57,692
You don't understand.
390
00:17:57,716 --> 00:17:59,395
A couple of days ago, you see,
391
00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:00,830
they sent this
fellow out from...
392
00:18:00,854 --> 00:18:02,222
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
393
00:18:15,647 --> 00:18:16,792
All right, Vanderbilt!
394
00:18:16,816 --> 00:18:18,516
I know you're in
there. Come on out!
395
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:22,034
Do you hear me, Vanderbilt?!
396
00:18:22,058 --> 00:18:23,059
That's an order!
397
00:18:30,238 --> 00:18:33,052
The horse is for
real, I think. Huh.
398
00:18:33,076 --> 00:18:36,258
Why not you two go to
medicine man's tepee,
399
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,428
lie down on cot.
400
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,799
Let's, uh... Let's not
take any chances.
401
00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:43,265
Come on. Step over here.
402
00:18:43,661 --> 00:18:44,738
Now listen, chief...
403
00:18:44,762 --> 00:18:46,342
Hold it, sarge.
What's the matter?
404
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,344
They might be in there.
405
00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:48,579
There.
406
00:18:48,603 --> 00:18:52,018
I go lay down in
medicine man's tepee.
407
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,754
Chief.
408
00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:56,448
All right! Come on out!
409
00:18:58,686 --> 00:19:01,334
Ah! Ow! Ah!
410
00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:04,539
I think you and friend
better give up firewater.
411
00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:05,774
You don't understand.
412
00:19:05,798 --> 00:19:07,177
Now, look, they
sent this man out
413
00:19:07,201 --> 00:19:08,779
to teach us new
ways to fight Indians.
414
00:19:08,803 --> 00:19:09,948
Nothing personal, chief.
415
00:19:09,972 --> 00:19:11,135
We've gotta get rid of him.
416
00:19:11,159 --> 00:19:13,606
Hekawis very happy to help.
417
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,640
Our tribe,
418
00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:17,678
very brave warriors,
except for one thing.
419
00:19:17,702 --> 00:19:18,680
What's that?
420
00:19:18,704 --> 00:19:20,116
We faint a lot.
421
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,070
Well, I have a plan
that I think may work.
422
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,106
Shh. Safer in the tepee, sir.
423
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,492
Uh... You're right. Come on.
424
00:19:29,138 --> 00:19:30,952
Is that you, Duffy?
425
00:19:30,976 --> 00:19:33,221
My name Wild Turkey.
426
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:35,581
See you at Thanksgiving.
427
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:39,499
Agarn...
428
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:41,069
any sign of Wild
Eagle's signal yet?
429
00:19:41,093 --> 00:19:42,738
No, not yet. He'd better hurry.
430
00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:44,809
The inspector general
and that British colonel
431
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,277
are gonna be
here this afternoon.
432
00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:48,380
Uh, chief won't let us
down. You think not?
433
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,050
He needs us as
much as we need him.
434
00:19:50,074 --> 00:19:51,285
Well, I hope you're right.
435
00:19:51,309 --> 00:19:52,321
There it is.
436
00:19:52,345 --> 00:19:54,706
Hey, yeah, we're in.
437
00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:56,728
Come on.
438
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,651
As I was strolling through
this Bengalese jungle,
439
00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:02,221
I suddenly came face to face
440
00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:04,124
with this enraged bull elephant.
441
00:20:04,148 --> 00:20:06,161
Looking him firmly in the eye,
442
00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:08,498
I gave the beast a
sharp wrap on the trunk,
443
00:20:08,522 --> 00:20:10,435
and he was mine.
444
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,738
Oh, how exciting.
Wasn't it, Wilton?
445
00:20:12,762 --> 00:20:13,874
Wilton.
446
00:20:13,898 --> 00:20:14,876
Uh. Oh, yeah.
447
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,461
Yes, I... I love tiger stories.
448
00:20:18,156 --> 00:20:21,270
Captain, sir, I think the
Hekawis are on the warpath.
449
00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:22,739
What? What makes you think so?
450
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,330
Smoke signals, sir.
451
00:20:27,271 --> 00:20:28,266
By Jove.
452
00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:30,152
I wonder what the
beggars are saying.
453
00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:32,756
Sergeant O'Rourke is the
only one who reads smoke.
454
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,077
Yes, well, they're, uh,
calling in all the braves.
455
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,947
I'm afraid this may
mean trouble, sir.
456
00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,850
Maybe we better do
a little scouting, sarge.
457
00:20:38,874 --> 00:20:40,853
You're right. With the
captain's permission.
458
00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:41,855
Right.
459
00:20:41,879 --> 00:20:42,957
Oh, wait a minute, sarge.
460
00:20:42,981 --> 00:20:44,359
With the captain's permission,
461
00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:46,880
maybe Major Bently
Royce would like to test out
462
00:20:46,904 --> 00:20:48,433
his new style of Indian fighting
463
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:51,004
through the art of infiltration
through camouflage.
464
00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:52,273
Hey, are you loco?
465
00:20:52,297 --> 00:20:53,742
This is not a training maneuver.
466
00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:55,511
I think those Indians
may mean business.
467
00:20:55,535 --> 00:20:57,031
Hold on.
468
00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:59,369
I think going out there
is a smashing idea.
469
00:20:59,393 --> 00:21:01,538
Uh, but isn't your colonel
arriving this afternoon
470
00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:02,824
with the inspector general?
471
00:21:02,848 --> 00:21:04,950
I assure you, we'll be
back in plenty of time.
472
00:21:07,122 --> 00:21:09,157
Keep the pot hot, my dear.
473
00:21:10,628 --> 00:21:12,529
I'll get my tree and
be right with you.
474
00:21:18,809 --> 00:21:20,137
I still think you ought to take
475
00:21:20,161 --> 00:21:22,207
a few more men with you
on the scouting, sergeant.
476
00:21:22,231 --> 00:21:23,610
No, we can handle this, captain.
477
00:21:23,634 --> 00:21:24,678
Don't forget, sir.
478
00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:26,347
We've got "The
Phantom Major" with us.
479
00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:27,416
Yes, the living legend.
480
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,819
Well, I'd still
feel a lot better
481
00:21:28,843 --> 00:21:30,622
if you'd at least take
another tree stump.
482
00:21:30,646 --> 00:21:31,790
Don't worry about a thing.
483
00:21:31,814 --> 00:21:33,159
We can handle this very nicely.
484
00:21:33,183 --> 00:21:34,260
All right, let's have it.
485
00:21:34,285 --> 00:21:35,262
Fall in, Agarn.
486
00:21:35,286 --> 00:21:36,453
Here we go.
487
00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:45,079
Lead me to the
outskirts of the camp
488
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,539
so I can see what the
beggars are planning.
489
00:21:52,984 --> 00:21:54,963
Go up ahead and reconnoiter.
490
00:21:54,987 --> 00:21:56,382
Do what, sir?
491
00:21:56,406 --> 00:21:58,206
Observe the terrain.
492
00:21:59,745 --> 00:22:01,475
Go and see if
there's anybody there.
493
00:22:01,499 --> 00:22:03,781
Why didn't you say
so in the first place?
494
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:15,480
Running Deer,
Crazy Cat, follow me.
495
00:22:15,504 --> 00:22:17,826
We get that tree.
496
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:24,113
Steady on.
497
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:26,138
Have a care there.
498
00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:30,023
You beastly bounders.
499
00:22:30,047 --> 00:22:31,726
Care for another spot, colonel?
500
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,031
No, no. No, thanks.
501
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,534
Wilton, don't you think
502
00:22:36,558 --> 00:22:38,003
you ought to send
a scouting party
503
00:22:38,027 --> 00:22:39,505
to see what
happened to the major?
504
00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:40,507
You're right.
505
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:41,843
I'll lead the party myself.
506
00:22:41,867 --> 00:22:43,712
No cause for worrying, old boy.
507
00:22:43,736 --> 00:22:45,081
Good man, Bently Royce.
508
00:22:45,105 --> 00:22:46,684
Yeah, that's right, Parmenter.
509
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:48,421
This man is a living legend.
510
00:22:48,445 --> 00:22:51,025
That's what he
keeps telling us...
511
00:22:51,049 --> 00:22:52,494
every day.
512
00:22:52,518 --> 00:22:54,719
Open the gate.
513
00:23:06,141 --> 00:23:07,519
Oh. Sergeant O'Rourke and
514
00:23:07,543 --> 00:23:09,422
Corporal Agarn reporting, sir.
515
00:23:09,446 --> 00:23:10,791
Where's Major Bently Royce?
516
00:23:10,815 --> 00:23:12,361
Terrible thing happened, sir.
517
00:23:12,386 --> 00:23:13,363
He was captured.
518
00:23:13,387 --> 00:23:14,565
By the Indians?
519
00:23:14,589 --> 00:23:16,100
No, sir, by another tree.
520
00:23:16,124 --> 00:23:17,770
I don't believe it.
521
00:23:17,794 --> 00:23:19,273
Not "The Phantom Major."
522
00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:20,897
Look.
523
00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:39,525
Wilton. It's a note
from the Hekawis.
524
00:23:39,549 --> 00:23:41,294
The Hekawis? What does it say?
525
00:23:41,318 --> 00:23:42,980
"Old Hekawi saying:
526
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:47,104
You never can fool
Indian with sap in tree."
527
00:23:47,128 --> 00:23:51,278
A shattering experience.
Felled by another tree.
528
00:23:51,302 --> 00:23:53,281
Well, colonel, that means
we'll have to give up
529
00:23:53,305 --> 00:23:55,301
the idea of infiltration
through camouflage.
530
00:23:55,325 --> 00:23:57,455
Why don't you have
a cup of tea, major?
531
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,990
It will soothe your nerves.
532
00:23:59,014 --> 00:23:59,992
What time is it?
533
00:24:00,016 --> 00:24:01,345
About 4.
534
00:24:01,369 --> 00:24:03,113
A bit early. Think I should?
535
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:05,185
Oh, yes, major, good idea.
536
00:24:05,209 --> 00:24:08,195
Look, another smoke signal.
537
00:24:11,753 --> 00:24:13,497
Oh, don't tell me the beggars
538
00:24:13,521 --> 00:24:15,486
are going on the warpath again.
539
00:24:15,510 --> 00:24:17,271
Uh, what does it say,
Sergeant O'Rourke?
540
00:24:17,295 --> 00:24:21,818
Uh, "Please disregard
previous message."
541
00:24:28,615 --> 00:24:29,793
Well, it's sure good to have
542
00:24:29,817 --> 00:24:31,562
O'Rourke Enterprises
back in business.
543
00:24:31,586 --> 00:24:32,831
Yeah, that's fine.
544
00:24:32,855 --> 00:24:34,801
But we gotta get over
to the saloon right away.
545
00:24:34,825 --> 00:24:36,203
I saw a drunk in
there last night.
546
00:24:36,227 --> 00:24:38,630
He really must have been
eating a lot of that minced pie.
547
00:24:39,901 --> 00:24:42,648
Now, what were
you saying, Wilton?
548
00:24:42,672 --> 00:24:45,642
Really, Jane, they
almost caught us.
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