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(gull cries)
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♪ It's your thing
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♪ Do what you wanna do
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♪ I can't tell you
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♪ Who to sock it to
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♪ It's your thing
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♪ Do what you wanna do ♪
Hey!
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(Alice laughs)
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♪ I can't tell you
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♪ Who to sock it to ♪
Okay, let's go! Yay!
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Woo hoo!
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Alright, let's make love happen!
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(whistles) ♪ I do what I wanna do ♪
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♪ (music, bird tweeting)
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♪ Dionne Warwick
"Walk on By"
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♪ Walk on by
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♪ Doja Cat "Paint the Town Red"
♪ Mm, she the devil ♪
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I'm Pluto, I'm a woman of the world...
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♪ Foot to the pedal ♪
I'm a bitch!
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But kind at heart.
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♪ Mm, she the devil
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♪ She a bad lil' bitch,
she a rebel ♪
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Hansun is a bit of a shrimp,
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he wishes he could be this glam, but he just isn't!
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♪ Bitch, I said what I said ♪
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So tell me, are you nervous about Hansun going on a blind date?
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Oh, absolutely!
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Absolutely, I'm terrified for that
poor, poor thing.
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(Narrator)
Like most celestial bodies,
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Pluto has a bright side
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and a dark side.
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And the same is true of Hansun.
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Okay, it's a pull, it's a pull...
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Hello! Hi, may I have your name please?
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I'm Hansun. Mr Hansun, pleasure to
meet you. You too!
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Will we bring you to the bar, you wanna have a drink?
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Yesss! Yeah.
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Definitely. Follow me please.
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I enjoy being single...
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but I guess I'm just...
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looking to move on from that.
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And get the ride!
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(bang)
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Yeah, it's been a while.
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I'm barren, I'm bone dry here!
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Come on, First Dates, help a bitch out!
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I'm trying to pick my cocktail,
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and I thought a porn star might give the wrong idea...
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Well, we call them "pop star martinis" in here.
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Oh, I call them "screaming orgasms
on the beach"... (Neil laughs)
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Em, because that's usually how it ends up!
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Well, then you should definitely have one! I dunno, maybe!
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What do you do with yourself?
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Em, I'm a barista by day,
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and a drag artist by night... Oh cool!
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I think romance has taken a back seat, but I think it's time for...
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I think it's time for it to start driving!
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There you go! And then you take a drink.
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And now you're officially a porn star! (laughs)
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And I'm going to have a screaming orgasm on the beach! Exactly!
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Yeah, yeah! I'm gonna go in with an
open mind, open heart...
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and open legs!
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If Ciaran seems content,
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it's because he enjoys the best
things in life.
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Often at the same time.
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How do you prepare yourself for a date? A can in the shower...
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it's great, because you've got the
hot water from the shower,
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and you've got, like, the ice-cold beer,
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and you put it on the little... you know the little thing that
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you hold your soap in.
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Alexa's going 90 in the background,
playing
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Florence and the Machine, most likely.
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It's amazing, yeah! It's great!
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How are you? How are you, mister?
And your name is?
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Ciaran. Nice to meet you, Ciaran.
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Mateo. Mateo, yeah. Pleasure to meet ya. Are you ready to do this?
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We'll try our best! Yeah! Just bring your best out and that's it.
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You know, just be yourself. It's all you can do, innit?
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Uh huh! I feel like it's either going to be really, really good,
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or really, really bad. You're either gonna have someone
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that would be, like, a bit of me, or I'll walk in and I'll go...
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(inhales through teeth) Oh.
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And suffer through dinner,...
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Alright, so...
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Now! Thank you. My pleasure.
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Hiya, how's things? Hello!
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What's your name, sorry? I'm Hansun, nice to meet you.
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Hansun? Yeah, you? Ciaran.
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Ciaran, nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet you.
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Thank you. How are you? Yeah, good, how are you?
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Good, good, good, a couple of drinks in, so I'm feeling lit!
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(laughs) As I should!
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Are you gonna get a drink?
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Well... Em... I imagine they have...
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beer...
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Oh yeah, for sure.
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