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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,879 --> 00:00:03,319 (gull cries) 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,599 ♪ It's your thing 3 00:00:11,639 --> 00:00:15,000 ♪ Do what you wanna do 4 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,360 ♪ I can't tell you 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,879 ♪ Who to sock it to 6 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:21,760 ♪ It's your thing 7 00:00:21,879 --> 00:00:23,919 ♪ Do what you wanna do ♪ Hey! 8 00:00:23,959 --> 00:00:25,279 (Alice laughs) 9 00:00:25,319 --> 00:00:27,800 ♪ I can't tell you 10 00:00:27,839 --> 00:00:29,720 ♪ Who to sock it to ♪ Okay, let's go! Yay! 11 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,319 Woo hoo! 12 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,199 Alright, let's make love happen! 13 00:00:33,239 --> 00:00:35,800 (whistles) ♪ I do what I wanna do ♪ 14 00:00:35,839 --> 00:00:37,559 ♪ (music, bird tweeting) 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:47,559 ♪ Dionne Warwick "Walk on By" 16 00:00:47,598 --> 00:00:49,080 ♪ Walk on by 17 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,080 ♪ Doja Cat "Paint the Town Red" ♪ Mm, she the devil ♪ 18 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,800 I'm Pluto, I'm a woman of the world... 19 00:00:53,839 --> 00:00:57,000 ♪ Foot to the pedal ♪ I'm a bitch! 20 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,599 But kind at heart. 21 00:00:58,639 --> 00:01:00,720 ♪ Mm, she the devil 22 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,599 ♪ She a bad lil' bitch, she a rebel ♪ 23 00:01:02,639 --> 00:01:05,080 Hansun is a bit of a shrimp, 24 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,959 he wishes he could be this glam, but he just isn't! 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,480 ♪ Bitch, I said what I said ♪ 26 00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:14,959 So tell me, are you nervous about Hansun going on a blind date? 27 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,440 Oh, absolutely! 28 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,800 Absolutely, I'm terrified for that poor, poor thing. 29 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,720 (Narrator) Like most celestial bodies, 30 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,040 Pluto has a bright side 31 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,000 and a dark side. 32 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,199 And the same is true of Hansun. 33 00:01:30,239 --> 00:01:32,319 Okay, it's a pull, it's a pull... 34 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,800 Hello! Hi, may I have your name please? 35 00:01:35,839 --> 00:01:38,680 I'm Hansun. Mr Hansun, pleasure to meet you. You too! 36 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,680 Will we bring you to the bar, you wanna have a drink? 37 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,879 Yesss! Yeah. 38 00:01:41,919 --> 00:01:43,800 Definitely. Follow me please. 39 00:01:43,839 --> 00:01:46,480 I enjoy being single... 40 00:01:46,519 --> 00:01:48,239 but I guess I'm just... 41 00:01:48,279 --> 00:01:49,919 looking to move on from that. 42 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:51,440 And get the ride! 43 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,480 (bang) 44 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,519 Yeah, it's been a while. 45 00:01:56,559 --> 00:01:59,440 I'm barren, I'm bone dry here! 46 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,160 Come on, First Dates, help a bitch out! 47 00:02:02,199 --> 00:02:04,559 I'm trying to pick my cocktail, 48 00:02:04,599 --> 00:02:06,800 and I thought a porn star might give the wrong idea... 49 00:02:06,839 --> 00:02:09,680 Well, we call them "pop star martinis" in here. 50 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,440 Oh, I call them "screaming orgasms on the beach"... (Neil laughs) 51 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,000 Em, because that's usually how it ends up! 52 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,599 Well, then you should definitely have one! I dunno, maybe! 53 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,000 What do you do with yourself? 54 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,720 Em, I'm a barista by day, 55 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,440 and a drag artist by night... Oh cool! 56 00:02:25,199 --> 00:02:28,360 I think romance has taken a back seat, but I think it's time for... 57 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,360 I think it's time for it to start driving! 58 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,360 There you go! And then you take a drink. 59 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,519 And now you're officially a porn star! (laughs) 60 00:02:36,559 --> 00:02:38,839 And I'm going to have a screaming orgasm on the beach! Exactly! 61 00:02:38,879 --> 00:02:42,160 Yeah, yeah! I'm gonna go in with an open mind, open heart... 62 00:02:43,599 --> 00:02:45,440 and open legs! 63 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:49,319 If Ciaran seems content, 64 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,839 it's because he enjoys the best things in life. 65 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:56,080 Often at the same time. 66 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:00,400 How do you prepare yourself for a date? A can in the shower... 67 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,680 it's great, because you've got the hot water from the shower, 68 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,559 and you've got, like, the ice-cold beer, 69 00:03:04,599 --> 00:03:06,279 and you put it on the little... you know the little thing that 70 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,319 you hold your soap in. 71 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,639 Alexa's going 90 in the background, playing 72 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,760 Florence and the Machine, most likely. 73 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,239 It's amazing, yeah! It's great! 74 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:20,919 How are you? How are you, mister? And your name is? 75 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:22,720 Ciaran. Nice to meet you, Ciaran. 76 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,559 Mateo. Mateo, yeah. Pleasure to meet ya. Are you ready to do this? 77 00:03:26,199 --> 00:03:29,199 We'll try our best! Yeah! Just bring your best out and that's it. 78 00:03:29,239 --> 00:03:30,559 You know, just be yourself. It's all you can do, innit? 79 00:03:30,599 --> 00:03:33,720 Uh huh! I feel like it's either going to be really, really good, 80 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,360 or really, really bad. You're either gonna have someone 81 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,480 that would be, like, a bit of me, or I'll walk in and I'll go... 82 00:03:40,519 --> 00:03:41,559 (inhales through teeth) Oh. 83 00:03:41,599 --> 00:03:43,120 And suffer through dinner,... 84 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,720 Alright, so... 85 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,199 Now! Thank you. My pleasure. 86 00:03:47,239 --> 00:03:48,680 Hiya, how's things? Hello! 87 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,519 What's your name, sorry? I'm Hansun, nice to meet you. 88 00:03:50,559 --> 00:03:51,959 Hansun? Yeah, you? Ciaran. 89 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,519 Ciaran, nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet you. 90 00:03:53,559 --> 00:03:55,879 Thank you. How are you? Yeah, good, how are you? 91 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:58,680 Good, good, good, a couple of drinks in, so I'm feeling lit! 92 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,279 (laughs) As I should! 93 00:04:01,319 --> 00:04:02,639 Are you gonna get a drink? 94 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,599 Well... Em... I imagine they have... 95 00:04:06,639 --> 00:04:08,199 beer... 96 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,440 Oh yeah, for sure. 97 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,279 So yeah, I'll be fine without the menu. 98 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:14,959 Hi, how are you? Hello! What's the craic, how are you? 99 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,199 Would you like a drink? Em, what beer do you have? 100 00:04:17,238 --> 00:04:18,879 I've got Heineken, would you like a bottle of Heineken? 101 00:04:18,919 --> 00:04:20,160 Yeah, yeah. Yeah? 102 00:04:20,199 --> 00:04:22,120 You're not into a porn star? 103 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,199 No, not quite, no... (all laugh) No! 104 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:28,279 Not five minutes in anyways, no. 105 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:30,360 (Hansun laughs) 106 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,360 What's the craic? 107 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,040 ♪ Shaggy "Boombastic" ♪ Mister Boombastic! ♪ 108 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,360 Some go weak in the presence of beauty, 109 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,599 Stephen... comes on strong. 110 00:04:48,639 --> 00:04:49,879 Are you a bit of a flirt? 111 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:52,639 Yeah. ♪ Mister Lover Lover 112 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,959 ♪ Mmm ♪ Here, I can't help flirt with them if I like them. 113 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,199 (laughing) Do you know what I mean, like? 114 00:04:57,238 --> 00:04:59,440 ♪ Mister Lover Lover Mmm ♪ 115 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,959 Every Maverick needs an Iceman 116 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,559 to cool his jets. 117 00:05:03,599 --> 00:05:05,720 For Stephen, that's James. 118 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,559 He's a class wingman, so he is. (James laughs) Yeah. 119 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,959 ♪ Mister Ro... Ro... ♪ He's just... 120 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 incredibly charming, and it's infectious. 121 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,319 ♪ Smooth ♪ There it is! (laughter) 122 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,519 We're the complete opposite. On a date or on a night out, 123 00:05:17,559 --> 00:05:19,839 I'm, like, it's... He's the wild gun, and like, 124 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:20,879 I've got my shit together. 125 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,959 Listen, best of luck anyway! (Stephen laughs) 126 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,160 Cheers, man. 127 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,319 Oh, it's the old story, left door, pull. 128 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,959 Ey, no worries. 129 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,040 How's things? How are you doing? Oh, double date, eh? 130 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,360 Well, what's the connection, friends or what? 131 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,040 Two friends, yeah, we used to work together. 132 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:40,238 A-ha! Cool. James wants instant wifey material. 133 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:42,319 He's trying to find The One... 134 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,879 in a million. Are you ready for some action, huh? Yeah! 135 00:05:44,919 --> 00:05:47,519 Exactly! (Mateo laughs) Hopefully you'll both fulfil your dreams. 136 00:05:47,559 --> 00:05:48,720 Yeah! That's right! 137 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,599 (Interviewer) Have you ever fallen for the same girl? 138 00:05:50,639 --> 00:05:52,040 No! That's never gonna happen. 139 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,959 If he even kissed a girl, 140 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,238 she's off limits now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, eh, 141 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:57,800 that's it. 142 00:05:57,839 --> 00:05:58,879 So what are you thinking? 143 00:05:58,919 --> 00:06:00,760 Either an old fashioned, or whisky sours. 144 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,319 I'm getting a porn star martini! (laughs) 145 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,080 Eyyyy! Here we go! 146 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,319 Let's rock! Start as we mean to go on! 147 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,720 Hopefully by the end of the night we're both having that much fun 148 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,360 that we're pushing our tables together. Yeah, 149 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,519 that would be a good buzz, that would be a good buzz. 150 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,120 Here we go! Have a fantastic date, gents! 151 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,959 (glasses clink) Let's see who comes through the door! 152 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,160 (laughter) 153 00:06:19,519 --> 00:06:21,720 Now... 154 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,519 Cheers! There's a menu for you... 155 00:06:23,559 --> 00:06:25,199 and for you, and I'll pop back in a few minutes... 156 00:06:25,238 --> 00:06:27,000 Amazing, than you! 157 00:06:29,559 --> 00:06:32,480 Are we feeling... a starter and a main, 158 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:34,839 or a main and a dessert... (exhales through lips) 159 00:06:34,879 --> 00:06:36,519 Eh... Do you have a sweet tooth? 160 00:06:36,559 --> 00:06:40,800 I do, but I like to see what's happening first. Yeah, okay. 161 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:44,238 (Interviewer) Do you have any strategy when it comes to a date? 162 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,680 Eh, no. 163 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,959 If they like me, great, if they don't... 164 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,279 Okay, grand, like, what's the point in trying to, like, 165 00:06:50,319 --> 00:06:52,040 be someone that I'm not, like? 166 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,599 Okay, I think I will go for the spinach and ricotta... 167 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:02,760 And the cheesecake, yeah. Yeah. 168 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:05,199 Cheesecake. 169 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:08,000 Do you like cheesecake? 170 00:07:09,639 --> 00:07:11,199 (laughs) Yeah, not that one! 171 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,400 What's wrong with this one? 172 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,800 I just like the real, like, basic ones. Okay, like, a vanilla... 173 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,639 Lemon. Okay. Like, I don't like when it's 174 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,440 fuckin' like a chocolate bar. 175 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,199 I love it when it's a chocolate bar! Nah. I feel like that's 176 00:07:25,239 --> 00:07:28,800 the best! Not a fan, personally. (Hansun laughs) 177 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,080 I think I'm confident, I'm friendly, I... 178 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,080 I feel like even if the date wasn't going quite well, 179 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,040 I would still try to make the most out of it. 180 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,599 I'm just gonna go for the cheesecake, 181 00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:44,199 I'm gonna give it a chance. 182 00:07:44,239 --> 00:07:46,680 Give it a chance. Absolutely. That's what today's all about. 183 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,839 Yeah, yeah, yeah. (Alice laughs) 184 00:07:48,879 --> 00:07:51,800 So there you go. Em, perfect! Thank you so much. Not at all. 185 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,480 (Neil) So what would your taste be? 186 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:00,760 Small and cute, girl-next-door sort of thing. 187 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,400 Okay. I like unique style, I like something that kinda... 188 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,199 is a bit different. Not next door, like... four doors down. 189 00:08:06,239 --> 00:08:07,800 (laughing) Yeah! 190 00:08:07,839 --> 00:08:10,599 I just want to meet somebody who's bubbly, who's jokey, 191 00:08:10,639 --> 00:08:13,279 the one big thing about me is I'm really positive, 192 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:17,000 and I always want to bring everyone else around me up as much as I can. 193 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,360 I've a dark sense of humour. 194 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,440 I want somebody who's clearly, like, when I make a joke, 195 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,480 they're like "Oh my God, I can't believe you said that." 196 00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:24,480 And then says something back, and you're like "Ah! 197 00:08:24,519 --> 00:08:27,199 Nice!" Yeah, so somebody who can give as good as they get. 198 00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:29,199 When they come in, how do they know, like? 199 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:30,519 'Cause they don't know who we are, 200 00:08:30,559 --> 00:08:32,480 they don't know our names or anything... Will we know 201 00:08:32,519 --> 00:08:34,360 who's for who, you know, when they walk in? 202 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,599 I think so. 203 00:08:35,639 --> 00:08:39,239 ♪ (cool jazz music) (Narrator) Here comes Jade. 204 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:42,519 Down from Newry, and up for a challenge. 205 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,400 I usually like a bit of a cheeky chap, like, 206 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,080 someone that can go a bit more toe-to-toe. 207 00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:49,919 Someone that will tell me to shut up. 208 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:51,440 But also, like, I won't... 209 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,800 It'll be like, um, "I'm not gonna do what you saying, but... 210 00:08:54,839 --> 00:08:57,480 nice try, it's real cute when you think you wear the pants." 211 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:02,239 How are ya? I'm Jade, how are you? Jade, nice to meet you, Jade. 212 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:04,279 Nice to meet you as well. How's everything with you? 213 00:09:04,319 --> 00:09:06,879 Okay! Jeez, you're much better looking in person, 214 00:09:06,919 --> 00:09:08,679 than you are on telly anyway! (laughs) 215 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,199 Where's the accent from? 216 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:12,160 Maybe Northern? I think she's Northern. 217 00:09:12,199 --> 00:09:14,639 Do you like it? Who doesn't like a Northern accent! 218 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,279 Just enjoy it, enjoy the moment. 219 00:09:19,239 --> 00:09:21,279 Now, this is lovely Jade... (Jade laughs) 220 00:09:21,319 --> 00:09:23,958 Jade, lovely to meet you, James. So nice to meet you as well. 221 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,120 Jade, how are you? Hello. How are ya? 222 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,040 Yeah, yeah, go on ahead. You sit down. Oh, okay. 223 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:33,239 Oh, am I on a three-way with ye? (James and Stephen laugh) 224 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,839 Hello, how are ya? How are you doing? 225 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,839 Not too bad, I'm in between two... 226 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:40,239 very good looking lads, to be honest! Which one do you prefer? 227 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:42,839 Listen, yiz are both equally as good looking as each other! 228 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:45,000 (laughter) I don't think I have a preference! She's a player as well! 229 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,160 That's a very good answer! No, no, no, no. 230 00:09:47,199 --> 00:09:49,319 I'm a lovely girl, what are ya on about? 231 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,760 I do like to watch someone squirm on a date, 232 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,319 like, I'll go in and I'll be like "So what's your childhood trauma? 233 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,919 Like, what's the worst thing that ever happened to ya?" 234 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:58,760 I'll just watch them until they answer, like. 235 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,760 I am a bit fucked up, like. 236 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,480 (laughing) But I'm actually just fully enjoying myself. 237 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:06,480 Cheers, anyway, there's three of us here now! Yeah! (glasses clink) 238 00:10:06,519 --> 00:10:09,800 There we go! (glasses clink) Oh! Jesus, I'm spilling drink already! 239 00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:10,919 Happy days! 240 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:11,958 (bang) 241 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,919 Whee! (laughs) 242 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:19,199 Siobhan has a refreshing strategy when it comes to dating. 243 00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:22,120 Read the room, adapt accordingly. 244 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,839 Do you think you're a bit of a flirt? 245 00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:26,919 (whispers) Yeah. 246 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:29,800 (laughs) It's fun! It's so fun, though! 247 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:38,639 Hi! Welcome! How are ya? I'll take that for you. Thank you! No problem. 248 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,160 I bounce off other people. 249 00:10:40,199 --> 00:10:43,040 So... if your craic is 90, my craic is 90! 250 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,879 Welcome! Thank you so much! Well, look at you, huh? 251 00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:46,760 You look lovely. Thank you. No more than yourself. (laughs) 252 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,160 Thank you! If the vibe is a bit off, 253 00:10:49,199 --> 00:10:51,000 then you go and order an extra shot, 254 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,080 if the vibe is there, you leave it half an hour. 255 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,519 (laughs) 256 00:10:57,639 --> 00:11:00,440 Alright, so... Yeah. How are we? We have a small edition over here. 257 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,839 (James) Lovely to meet you. Sorry, James. Oh, lovely to meet you, 258 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,279 I'm Siobhan. Siobhan, lovely to meet you. Siobhan. Hi, how are ya? 259 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:06,480 Nice to meet you, how are you? I'm good, 260 00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:07,919 thank you. Stephen's my name. Lovely to meet you, 261 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,440 Stephen. You can take a seat there. Oh, thank you. No worries at all! 262 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,160 (Siobhan laughs) We've got James, Jade, Siobhan and Stephen. 263 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,440 First thing that came through my mind is 264 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,879 I was hoping that Siobhan was gonna be the one for me... 265 00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:20,319 Where are you from yourself? 266 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,919 Eh, Mayo. Mayo? 267 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,480 What part of Mayo? Castlebar. 268 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,199 Really? Yeah, do you know Castlebar? 269 00:11:25,239 --> 00:11:26,400 I know it very well, yeah. 270 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,160 Really? I went to college in GMIT Castlebar. 271 00:11:28,199 --> 00:11:30,919 That's where I'm going now! Stop! Yeah, yeah. 272 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,639 And do you live round here, or...? 273 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:36,040 No, we're both travelling up as well, 274 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,639 she's the only person who lives in Dublin. 275 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,360 Okay. House party! 276 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,199 Yeah, after, at your house! (laughs) Yeah! 277 00:11:41,239 --> 00:11:43,559 I don't know if you two are invited yet or not though. Ooh! 278 00:11:43,599 --> 00:11:45,279 (Stephen laughs) 279 00:11:45,319 --> 00:11:48,160 Me and James got on really well with both of them. 280 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,279 And that was actually a problem. 281 00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,519 ♪ (harp music, bird tweeting) 282 00:12:07,239 --> 00:12:08,679 When's your birthday? 283 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:12,559 (laughs) What's my star sign, like? 284 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,360 You don't follow star signs, I'm guessing. 285 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:17,720 Me neither. 286 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,879 But it's a nice conversation starter. 287 00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:23,440 Yeah, I'm not a star sign person, no. 288 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,120 What do we think, who's with who? 289 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,279 I don't know! Em... 290 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,720 I don't know either, 'cause I didn't really ask for anything 291 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,839 when it came to looks. 292 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:39,720 Like, the only thing I'll say is, 'cause I picked, like, really, 293 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,760 like, odd... Your hair... 294 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,480 is definitely, like... I done it myself last night! 295 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:47,760 (James laughs) Alright, okay! So then that doesn't really count. 296 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,440 It's really hard to tell, 'cause, like, ye both have little tattoos 297 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,760 and stuff like that. (James laughs) Yeah, we both... 298 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,239 you've more than me. 299 00:12:54,279 --> 00:12:56,519 It's hard to tell! You're literally checking them out, 300 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:59,160 up and down... You asked that question, and then... 301 00:12:59,199 --> 00:13:01,319 (laughter) Ah, he's gaslighting me! 302 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,720 He's making me look bad. No, no! 303 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,160 This is where we find out! 304 00:13:04,239 --> 00:13:05,559 Yeah! Here we go! 305 00:13:05,599 --> 00:13:08,239 Eh, Jade, follow me... 306 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,519 Stephen, follow me. Cheers, man. Alright. 307 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:13,480 Jayzus! Best of luck, guys! Cheers, man. 308 00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:16,440 Enjoy. It was nice meeting you. Aw, you too! 309 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,279 I actually think I'm more nervous now! Why?! 310 00:13:19,319 --> 00:13:21,360 Now that I know I'm going on a date with you, obviously... 311 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,160 If it all goes well, then you'll all be probably heading out later. 312 00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:26,199 I dunno, like, Castlebar... 313 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,080 We're not going back to Castlebar! 314 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,679 No, you're not! Is there accommodation going? 315 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,239 Yes, there is! Oh ho ho ho! Straight to the point! 316 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,919 There's accommodation going. 317 00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:41,599 ♪ (lively country music) Meet Tom. 318 00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:45,519 A lonesome cowboy, looking for someone to share his home 319 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:50,360 on the range. ♪ I'm back in the saddle again ♪ 320 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,199 I'd say I'm the only farmer around with no wife, there's something... 321 00:13:53,239 --> 00:13:55,239 There's always something... something wrong with me. 322 00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:58,559 Every Christmas dinner is just about me getting a woman, 323 00:13:58,599 --> 00:14:01,120 and they're all trying to sort me out with women. 324 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,319 ♪ Back in the saddle again ♪ Up to probably 325 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,839 a couple of years ago, it wouldn't have bothered me one bit. 326 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,639 But I definitely don't want to be alone for the rest of my life. 327 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:11,279 ♪ Back in the saddle again ♪ The farmer wants a wife! 328 00:14:11,319 --> 00:14:12,958 Yeah, the farmer does want a wife, yeah! 329 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,800 (laughs) ♪ Whoopi-ty-aye-yay 330 00:14:14,839 --> 00:14:17,120 ♪ I go my way 331 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,239 ♪ Back in the saddle again ♪ 332 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,519 Welcome! Hi Mateo! You're welcome. (Tom laughs) 333 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,040 What's your name, mister? Tom. 334 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,040 Nice to meet you. How are things? You're welcome! 335 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,000 You ready for dating, huh? I am, yeah! 336 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,760 Someone said to me "Life begins 337 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,720 when you step outside your comfort zone," so... Yeah! 338 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,360 I hope you're gonna feel alive today. Hopefully, now. 339 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,800 I would be very slow going up to someone. 340 00:14:38,839 --> 00:14:40,599 Then if I really like them, 341 00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:43,800 I might do something stupid and say something stupid. 342 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,639 Hello, how are ya? Someone would maybe introduce us, 343 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,319 and then I'm fine once I'm talking. 344 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,000 I need a good wing man, and they're all gone. 345 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,360 (laughs) What's your usual type? 346 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,360 Probably a brunette, I'd say, really, yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah. 347 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,400 And if you had, like, a celebrity crush, what would that be? 348 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,879 I'd say Anne Hathaway or someone like that. Oh, you want, like, 349 00:14:57,919 --> 00:15:01,080 really classic. I can see Anne Hathaway now... 350 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,680 helping out on a farm. (Neil laughs) 351 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,360 I can see her shovelling silage! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 352 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,400 I don't think so! 353 00:15:08,319 --> 00:15:10,720 (Narrator) As she prepares to make an entrance, 354 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:15,519 Elly from the Netherlands could use a bit of Dutch courage. 355 00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:17,599 Would you be nervous going on the date? 356 00:15:17,639 --> 00:15:19,959 100%. (laughs) 357 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,040 Maybe I'll say something wrong, or do something weird, or... 358 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,480 I fall, or the door situation... (laughs) 359 00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:26,720 They should change the door! 360 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,440 Make it a revolving door or something. 361 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,319 Hi there! Hey, good evening! 362 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:38,120 Your name? Elly. Elly! Oh, welcome! I'm ready! (laughs) 363 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,440 How are you feeling? Very excited, but nervous. 364 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,440 Is he here already, or...? Yep! 365 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,440 (laughing) Oh no! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 366 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,919 More nervous! (laughs) Ah, lovely, lovely. 367 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:49,120 (Interviewer) What type of guy would you like to meet? 368 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,959 (laughing) Definitely tall, and big arms, kind of broad guy. 369 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,639 Pale skin, freckles... 370 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,319 I love freckles! (laughs) 371 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,160 (sings) Dat dah dah dah... 372 00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:01,160 Hello! (laughs) 373 00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:02,599 How are you? How's it going? Nice to meet you! (kissing sound) 374 00:16:02,639 --> 00:16:04,919 (both laugh) Elly. Nice to meet you, what's your name? 375 00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:07,400 Eh, Tom. Tom. Jesus, your dress is unreal. 376 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,839 Thank you, thank you. 377 00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:10,239 Lovely, yeah. Especially bought it for today. 378 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,639 (both laugh) I had worse! You got to! 379 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,519 Where are you from? From the Netherlands. 380 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:17,239 But I'm living in Killarney. Are you serious? 381 00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:19,120 I never seen you around! (laughs) No? 382 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,599 Where are you from? Killorglin. 383 00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:23,080 Oh, you're from Killorglin? Jesus, that's only round the corner! 384 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,239 (both laugh) I know! Jesus, that's mad. 385 00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:26,480 So what do you do, Elly? 386 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,720 I just started my own life-coaching business. Alright! 387 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,680 I really, really love it, yeah, it's nice. 388 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,760 It's just helping people, you know? Yeah. 389 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,440 Yeah, definitely. What do you do? 390 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,000 I'm a farmer, so... Oh! Very similar, but... 391 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,760 (both laugh) Very similar! 392 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,080 I'm helping cows! (Elly laughs) 393 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,599 ♪ (soft music, sizzling) 394 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,120 Em, so what do you normally do for fun? 395 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,440 I generally, like, I go out for a few drinks... 396 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:58,000 Okay. ..with a friend, I like a bit of food, or, like... 397 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,599 watch a movie, or... Do you like horror movies? 398 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,000 I do like horror movies, yeah. Do you? 399 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,359 I love horror movies! Evidently, if you asked the question. 400 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,760 (laughing) Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quite a leading question! 401 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,559 What's your favourite horror movie? Literally... 402 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:14,160 I couldn't really care, like, what someone's job is, 403 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,119 but as long as they have, like, something 404 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,400 they have, like, a proper grá for, like, 405 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,959 that would be something that I'd really 406 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,279 find, like, attractive and so on. 407 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,480 I'm a barista by day, I'm a drag artist by night... 408 00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:28,319 What's your schtick? 409 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,559 I guess I don't really have one, 410 00:17:29,599 --> 00:17:31,720 I think she's just a bit of a dope, and 411 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,760 she literally just decides whatever she wants to do 412 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,480 on the day. That's it. Fair. 413 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:39,319 I came out in transition year, 414 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,559 I think I was 15 years old or something... 415 00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:43,559 And were your parents supportive? 416 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,919 Not really. 417 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,720 For the first five years, it was rocky. 418 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,599 For us. 419 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:57,119 In 2022, I did a short film for Dublin Theatre Festival... 420 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,800 and at the very end of it, I came out in full drag 421 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:04,279 on a balcony and did a performance on the street for everyone to see. 422 00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:08,760 Before this, my parents had never seen me in drag. 423 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,160 They came to see it, and they loved it, 424 00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:13,800 and I was crying, and it was just a really, really, 425 00:18:13,839 --> 00:18:15,720 really beautiful experience. 426 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,199 What's your drag name, then? Pluto. 427 00:18:18,239 --> 00:18:19,480 Like the planet. 428 00:18:21,319 --> 00:18:22,839 Not a planet any more, babes. 429 00:18:22,879 --> 00:18:26,359 Oh, shut the fuck up. You've been downgraded. Yeah. 430 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,879 Unfortunately. 431 00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:30,119 You're just... what is it, a... 432 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,680 a dwarf planet! A dwarf planet! Mm-hm! 433 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,879 ♪ (piano music, sizzling) 434 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,800 You seem to be getting less and less nervous... 435 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,760 I am! And I seem to be getting more and more nervous. No! 436 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,000 Don't be! What are you nervous about? 437 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,638 I dunno! Take a sip of your pint. Ah. Cheers! Cheers! 438 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,919 To our day! Yes! (glasses clink) 439 00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:54,359 Right, what about when you were standing up there? 440 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,160 Did you have any preference? You have to be straight with us. 441 00:18:57,199 --> 00:19:00,760 Em, I'm not gonna say anything just yet! You're not gonna say anything? 442 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,119 Well, I can say... I wanted it to be you. 443 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,000 Really? (laughing) Yeah! Okay. 444 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:09,199 (Interviewer) Do you think you're a good date? 445 00:19:09,239 --> 00:19:11,599 Eh... Yeah! Would that be... 446 00:19:11,638 --> 00:19:13,359 does that sound too cocky? (laughs) 447 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,559 And what are you working at now? 448 00:19:14,599 --> 00:19:16,160 I'm a presenter of a giveaway show. 449 00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:20,119 We raffle off... cars, cash, holidays... 450 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,440 different things like that to people. Okay! 451 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,239 It's a cool thing to be a part of, you know? Oh, 100%! 452 00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:25,559 And you enjoy it, clearly. Yeah. (laughs) Yeah. 453 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:28,199 We went from doing a draw a month to a draw a week, 454 00:19:28,239 --> 00:19:30,359 to... now we're five days of the week every single week. 455 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,040 And I've quit my job in the bank and this is what I do full time. 456 00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,559 What do you do, actually? I work with adults with special needs. 457 00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:38,720 And are you in a big hospital? Or are you in, like... I'm in, like, 458 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,559 a residential setting, so it's kind of about 459 00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:41,760 integrating them into the community... Sure. 460 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,400 ..and stuff like that. Ah, is it, yeah? Yeah, yeah. 461 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,680 I just think people who work in healthcare 462 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,040 are the nicest people ever. Awwww! Basically. 463 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,519 I find that... to me, that's the most attractive thing ever, 464 00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:51,680 do you know, like. Did you always know you wanted to 465 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,919 do something like... 466 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,559 I always kind of knew, like, I've got family members 467 00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:58,959 with disabilities. Okay. I grew up around people 468 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,720 with disabilities, so I'm always, like, 469 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,000 trying to help, and, like, 470 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,800 when it comes to discrimination and stuff like that... 471 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,359 like, even from a young age, 472 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,199 I got frustrated with people at the top, 473 00:20:11,239 --> 00:20:13,879 making decisions on people they literally... 474 00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:16,919 they don't know, they've never met, wouldn't put the effort in to meet. 475 00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:19,080 And... they're failing them! 476 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,480 I went back to college as a mature student, 477 00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:24,400 in September, so, I was kind of like... 478 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,519 I just wanna... be more educated. 479 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,559 I'm climbing that ladder! 480 00:20:28,599 --> 00:20:31,160 I wanna set a standard for how it should be done, and it's, like, 481 00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:34,119 you know what, I am... I am meant to be here. 482 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,000 We're both lucky, we're both blessed to be able to say 483 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,319 that we actually enjoy what we do. As long as we surround ourself 484 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:39,720 with good company, and, like, 485 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,839 happy and healthy, I literally just bring it back to basics 486 00:20:41,879 --> 00:20:43,239 and gratitude. They're very positive vibes, 487 00:20:43,279 --> 00:20:45,559 where we are. Yeah! That was the biggest thing that I said, like, 488 00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:48,000 I wanted somebody who was... like, has a positive outlook on life, 489 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,519 I'm very much like that. Yeah. Yeah. 490 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,400 (Pete) So tell me this, if you were ever gonna go on a double date... 491 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,760 Yeah... Would you wanna bring, like, a friend or a family member 492 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,279 that's really good with dating, 493 00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:58,800 alongside you? 494 00:20:58,839 --> 00:21:02,080 Well, no, because they'd make me look really bad! 495 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:04,919 You know? What if they fall for them at the table? Like... 496 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,040 No! Yeah, but I feel like they'd give you really good tips. 497 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,480 No, I'm far too proud for that. Okay. No. 498 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,239 I'm gonna do the opposite of what you tell me. I'll fall on my own! 499 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:12,279 (both laugh) 500 00:21:14,199 --> 00:21:16,638 When I first saw you and your friend, I was like 501 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,040 "Oh, that one's a pretty boy, he can't be for me!" 502 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,040 You give me pretty-boy vibes, like. 503 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,400 Really? Mm. You see, I get that a lot, I don't... Do ya, yeah? 504 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,680 Yeah, but I don't get that. 505 00:21:25,839 --> 00:21:29,720 (Mateo) People do have a tendency to judge a book by its cover, and 506 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,559 hey, listen, I'm one of them. 507 00:21:31,599 --> 00:21:35,599 We all do that. However, I've been proven many, many times wrong, so 508 00:21:35,638 --> 00:21:38,199 don't be judging. Don't be judging. 509 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:41,879 I drink to get rid of the nerves. 510 00:21:41,919 --> 00:21:43,359 Are you nervous, are ya? 511 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,839 Of course I'm nervous. 512 00:21:44,879 --> 00:21:48,119 Do I not come across as nervous? No, I think you're very self... 513 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,199 you're very confident, I'd say. 514 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,000 So how long have you been single? Em... 515 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,959 I've been single a good while, like. 516 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,359 I went through a little phase where I'd date people, 517 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,319 and I'd refuse to be their girlfriend. 518 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,919 Is this where the conversation came up, would you never say yes or no? 519 00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:06,160 The conversation would come up and I'd put it off. Yeah. 520 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,480 When I was younger, I feel like I just... 521 00:22:09,519 --> 00:22:13,160 was a bit, like, much, emotionally, I was very, like, my highs were 522 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:16,279 really high and my downs were really low. 523 00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:19,040 So, the boyfriends usually got, like, the... 524 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,359 the back end of that. 525 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,080 I'm not as insecure as I used to be. 526 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,959 Like, I definitely feel like I'm more willing to be, like, 527 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,519 not a bitch! (laughs) 528 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,879 I've got a daughter, she's, eh... 529 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,319 she turned 4 in May. 530 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,919 Aw, God... 531 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:39,239 We were separated, like, before Covid. 532 00:22:39,279 --> 00:22:42,080 Do you share weekends and stuff like that then? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 533 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,720 And have yiz got, like, a good relationship and stuff? 534 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,080 It's amicable, but we never became exes because of... 535 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,279 bad terms, we were just very young. 536 00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:53,160 When I had my daughter, that responsibility changed everything. 537 00:22:53,199 --> 00:22:56,519 You realise... you're going to have to sacrifice a part of yourself 538 00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:58,519 for something that's more important than you. 539 00:22:58,559 --> 00:23:00,119 Have you ever dated anybody with a kid? 540 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,440 Em, yeah, like I dated somebody with three kids. 541 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,279 How did you find that? 542 00:23:04,319 --> 00:23:06,400 Grand, it didn't bother me, like. 543 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,760 Really? But I would expect if you have a child... 544 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,879 The child's more important than your personal life, 545 00:23:12,919 --> 00:23:15,480 I would imagine, like. Yeah, the problem that usually comes up 546 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,919 is that you can't be as impulsive, 547 00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:18,599 you have to plan things, like, 548 00:23:18,638 --> 00:23:21,440 a couple of weeks in advance. It just means I'm 549 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,800 less of an option. For a lot of people. 550 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,359 People don't wanna say "Oh, you having a kid is a problem." 551 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,680 Whereas for the parent... 552 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,319 it's much easier just to know that that's a problem 553 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,080 so we don't get this far in the first place. 554 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,119 I consider myself quite impulsive as well. 555 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,359 Yeah, I like a bit of adventure in someone, like. 556 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,959 Yes, organised adventure. 557 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,400 (Stephen laughs) Mmm. You can be adventurous and spontaneous, 558 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,760 just let me know the time and the place. Mm, yeah. 559 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,040 ♪ (upbeat music) 560 00:23:51,239 --> 00:23:53,160 (water flowing) 561 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:56,000 I don't know if we're vibing that well! (voice on phone) Really? 562 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,638 Yeah. And I kind of feel like he's made some comments 563 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,480 that are, like, shooting me down, almost... Made what comments? 564 00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:05,760 It's hard to tell, but when we first met, he was like... 565 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,519 "Oh, are we drinking?" And I was like "Yeah, 566 00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:09,800 have a porn star martini," and then the bartender was like 567 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:11,959 "Would you like a porn star?" and he was like "No, 568 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,800 not five minutes in." Oof! Like, okay, judgy...! 569 00:24:17,638 --> 00:24:21,040 What do you think Hansun's date should know about you? 570 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,559 (sighs) That I'm the only one allowed to be mean to him. 571 00:24:27,239 --> 00:24:28,800 Very important. 572 00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:31,480 Sorry, that took a minute. Ah, you're fine. 573 00:24:31,519 --> 00:24:36,119 ♪ (playful music, background chatter) 574 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,760 So I'll have to get the beef to support the farmers. (Elly laughs) 575 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,319 My dad's a farmer, actually. 576 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,919 Is he? Yeah! Oh, that's why they put us together, so. Yeah! 577 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:45,559 It probably is! A pig farmer? Yeah. Did you ever think of taking over 578 00:24:45,599 --> 00:24:48,199 from your dad? No, no. I have four brothers, 579 00:24:48,239 --> 00:24:49,919 and one of my brothers wants to do that, 580 00:24:49,959 --> 00:24:52,080 so he's, like, my younger brother. I've four sisters. 581 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,199 Oh, serious? Four sisters, yeah. (both laugh) 582 00:24:54,239 --> 00:24:56,919 I'd like to meet definitely a gentleman, 583 00:24:56,959 --> 00:24:59,239 eh, someone that is very positive, 584 00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:01,080 that knows what he wants... 585 00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,359 I'm coming to that age, now, I'm 32, so... 586 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,400 I want to find someone, you know? The one. (laughing) Hopefully! 587 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,239 I've had two three-year relationships, the first girl 588 00:25:09,279 --> 00:25:10,800 was from... from the UK. 589 00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:12,919 Mm-hm. And she moved back. 590 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:15,160 And the second girl was from Canada. 591 00:25:15,199 --> 00:25:17,680 Oh yeah. But she was always gonna go back, so I... 592 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,680 we kind of al... Yeah, you kind of knew. We were always prepared 593 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,319 for that. Yeah. It still wasn't easy when it happened. Yeah. 594 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,080 I've been picking the wrong types of girls, probably, to... 595 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,160 to settle down with. (laughs) 'Cause they're not from Ireland. 596 00:25:28,199 --> 00:25:31,080 Maybe if I got the finger out, and put a ring on the finger 597 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,760 or something, you know... 598 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,519 But it didn't happen anyway, and that's where we are now. 599 00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:39,279 D'you ever try the Tinder? 600 00:25:39,319 --> 00:25:41,839 I did, yeah. How did it go? Actually... Not good, obviously. 601 00:25:41,879 --> 00:25:43,919 (laughing) No, obviously. (Tom laughs) I'm here! 602 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,800 I kind of just couldn't be bothered chatting to them. 603 00:25:45,839 --> 00:25:47,160 I can't be bothered telling everyone 604 00:25:47,199 --> 00:25:49,040 what my favourite colour is, do you know? I'm sorry, 605 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,239 I should have asked. Is it green? (laughs) It's green, yeah. 606 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:52,800 What do you think my favourite colour is? 607 00:25:52,839 --> 00:25:55,519 Blue! Jesus! (Elly laughs) 608 00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:57,559 We're absolutely perfect for each other. (Elly laughs) 609 00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,040 Actually, my friend Laura, she was saying, she was like... 610 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,319 "Elly, I bet you he is gonna be a farmer!" (both laugh) 611 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,319 Did you tell them you like gingers or something? 612 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,959 (both laugh) I actually said I love freckles, yeah! 613 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,319 Oh yeah? Jesus, I'm all freckles. I love freckles, yeah. 614 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,279 And did you say "I love a foreigner"? 615 00:26:13,319 --> 00:26:15,599 I said I like a brunette, alright, yeah. Oh yeah? Yeah. 616 00:26:15,638 --> 00:26:17,440 That's what I said, yeah. (Elly laughs) 617 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,599 Have you ever dated a redhead? 618 00:26:19,638 --> 00:26:21,879 Once, I think, yeah. Once, but... 619 00:26:21,919 --> 00:26:23,800 they all thought it was my sister, so... 620 00:26:24,839 --> 00:26:25,839 Mm! 621 00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:30,879 Do you ever go charity shopping? 622 00:26:30,919 --> 00:26:32,080 (coughs) 623 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,359 Sorry, what? 624 00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,599 Charity shopping. 625 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:42,440 Thrift shopping... 626 00:26:44,239 --> 00:26:45,400 Okay. 627 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,559 I imagine you do. Where do you like to go thrift shopping? 628 00:26:48,599 --> 00:26:52,119 So I like to go thrift shopping all over Drogheda, 629 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,359 we have the best thrift shops in Ireland, I swear to God. 630 00:26:57,239 --> 00:26:59,040 And you get some really nice stuff. 631 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,359 Great. For sure. And you're also, like, helping charity. 632 00:27:03,279 --> 00:27:06,279 And, like, you're not adding to fast fashion, you know? 633 00:27:07,519 --> 00:27:10,279 What, are you gonna, like, slate me, for being, like... 634 00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:12,720 like, a fast fashion queen? 635 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,400 No! 636 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,239 Here we are... Yeah. Politics. 637 00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:19,720 (laughing) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 638 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,879 It's against policy, babes. Mm-hm. 639 00:27:25,638 --> 00:27:27,599 Anyway, anyway, moving on... 640 00:27:29,959 --> 00:27:31,199 Um... 641 00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:34,359 ♪ (dramatic music, chop) 642 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,480 (knocks) 643 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,319 Hello? Well... (laughing) Oh, how's things? 644 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,519 (laughing) What's the craic? 645 00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:53,760 How are you getting on? Not too bad, like. 646 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,879 How are you getting on? Good, how are you getting on? 647 00:27:55,919 --> 00:27:59,119 Are you happy? Eh, he's a lovely fella, like... 648 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,638 Oh, no, you gave me the... Oh, am I? 649 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,440 I d... you know what, I don't know. 650 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,720 It could go either way at the minute. 651 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,160 He'd probably be the type of fella I'd look at and I'd go... 652 00:28:07,199 --> 00:28:08,760 "Oh, you're a fuckboy" and scroll left. 653 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,440 Yeah. I wouldn't even think to give him a bit of 654 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,720 "Hello," or nothing, even if I thought he was attractive. 655 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,839 I thought your one was a bit of me, like. Yeah? 656 00:28:15,879 --> 00:28:18,638 But did you think the same thing? No, I... I didn't. 657 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,800 I'm not gonna lie, I knew exactly what you were thinking. 658 00:28:20,839 --> 00:28:22,559 So in my head, I was just like.... 659 00:28:22,599 --> 00:28:24,680 "I hope he's wrong, I hope he's wrong..." 660 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,559 Like, I had my preference... 661 00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:28,400 What about you? He's so sweet! 662 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,919 Aw, is he? He's such a cutie patootie! He seems lovely! 663 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,080 Yeah. He seems like a really nice boy. But he's really nervous. 664 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,879 Yeah, is she sound? Yeah, she's lovely. 665 00:28:34,919 --> 00:28:37,080 My one's sound, she's good craic... 666 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,319 Like, beautiful fella. 667 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,440 Absolutely stunning. They're coming back out now. Yeah. 668 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,239 (all laugh) 669 00:28:43,279 --> 00:28:45,440 I better go back here. Enjoy! 670 00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:54,120 (laughter) 671 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,839 So do you play any sports, or... anything like that? 672 00:28:56,879 --> 00:28:59,440 Not really any sports, like, I love to walk, 673 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,440 like, I walk every day, like, I like to be 674 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,040 outside, anyways, you know. Yeah. 675 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,680 (Interviewer) What would be an ideal date for you? 676 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,480 Have a picnic somewhere, Ross Castle, that'd be amazing. 677 00:29:09,519 --> 00:29:11,239 It's on this little that's, like... 678 00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:13,559 probably an hour, on the boat. 679 00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:15,599 Oh, he has to be rowing, 680 00:29:15,639 --> 00:29:17,440 because I don't know how, I tried it, 681 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,800 and it just goes everywhere! I'm not good at it. 682 00:29:20,839 --> 00:29:24,040 I love going out for a good fancy dinner. 683 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,720 There's a hotel in Killarney, the Europe, and 684 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,279 it's like heaven on earth. 685 00:29:28,319 --> 00:29:30,680 It's just unbelievable, like. It's on the lake. 686 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,319 And you can row there, like. 687 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,519 If you could do a "Notebook"-style rowing date... (laughs) 688 00:29:38,639 --> 00:29:40,400 So I do a bit of rowing now, actually. 689 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,919 Oh, do ya? Rowing, yeah. Where do you do that? 690 00:29:42,959 --> 00:29:44,760 Killarney. Yeah, they do it at the Ross... 691 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,879 (laughing) they do... Do you go to the regatta? 692 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:49,199 Huh? Regatta, it's the rowing race. 693 00:29:49,239 --> 00:29:52,480 I always see it, actually, like, I always go with my friends 694 00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:54,639 to the lake, and we walk down to Ross Castle, 695 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,559 and go for a walk in the park, and like... 696 00:29:56,599 --> 00:29:58,879 "Look, they're rowing!" and we're videoing it... 697 00:29:58,919 --> 00:30:00,279 Maybe you were in the boat! (laughs) 698 00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:02,440 I'm definitely in the video! (both laugh) 699 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,519 Go home and check your videos! (laughing) Yeah! 700 00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:06,919 Ah, he's there! (both laugh) 701 00:30:16,879 --> 00:30:18,480 How are we doing? Yeah, grand. 702 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,639 Let me take a looky. 703 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,160 Yeah, it's what I expected. 704 00:30:27,879 --> 00:30:30,559 (Hansun laughs) Fair. 705 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,519 Yeah. 706 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,360 Oh! Hello! Hello! 707 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,639 Hello! How are we? Shall I get you the card machine, or...? 708 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,720 Definitely card machine. Perfect. So how are we gonna do this? 709 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,760 I'll pay, yeah. You...? 710 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,519 Okay. 711 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,319 How did you feel about him paying for the bill? 712 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,559 Oh, I loved it. 713 00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:57,760 Thank you, sweetheart. 714 00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,680 You're more than welcome. 715 00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:03,360 I thought he was gonna offer, but... (laughs) 716 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,080 Without being bad, I kinda thought, like, ah... 717 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,440 fuck it, like, why not. 718 00:31:07,879 --> 00:31:10,239 (heavy rainfall) 719 00:31:10,279 --> 00:31:13,400 (laughing) Okay, we might give it a second ...Holy shit! 720 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,160 I'll get you an umbrella. Hold on a second. 721 00:31:15,199 --> 00:31:16,800 Just hold on there one sec. 722 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,279 Would you like to see each other again? 723 00:31:32,319 --> 00:31:33,599 No. No. 724 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,919 (heavy rainfall) Thank you, Alice, dear, see ya! Waaaa! 725 00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:43,080 Sometimes you're just not compatible with people, 726 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,319 and there's nothing wrong with that. 727 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,040 Yeah, and I'm not gonna be friends with someone from Drogheda, either, 728 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,519 like... (laughs) Oh, get over it! Are you kidding me? 729 00:31:53,559 --> 00:31:54,639 Finglas! Bleurgh! 730 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,120 No, I'm kidding. I love you, Finglas! Mwah! 731 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,480 See ya. Lovely meeting you. Lovely to meet you too. 732 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,160 See you! 733 00:32:02,199 --> 00:32:05,440 Pluto just got cancelled. No, Pluto will never get cancelled. 734 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,120 Don't even try it. 735 00:32:09,839 --> 00:32:13,239 I think that boy should consider himself very lucky 736 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,839 that he was not sitting in front of Pluto. 737 00:32:15,879 --> 00:32:17,559 Because Miss Plutinka... 738 00:32:17,599 --> 00:32:19,480 would have eaten him... 739 00:32:19,519 --> 00:32:21,400 for lunch. 740 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,199 ♪ (harp music, bird tweeting) 741 00:32:29,959 --> 00:32:31,919 ♪ (mid-tempo music, Luas humming) 742 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,199 (background chatter) 743 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,959 I'm not as nervous now, anyway, thank God! 744 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000 (laughs) 745 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,519 You were right, he is a farmer... (laughs) 746 00:32:47,559 --> 00:32:50,680 (voice on phone) Is he? (both laugh) Is he ginger? 747 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,319 (laughing) Yeah! (both laugh) 748 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,160 How's everything going? Great, yeah, she's lovely. Yeah? 749 00:32:56,199 --> 00:32:57,559 She's lovely, yeah, she's really nice. 750 00:32:57,599 --> 00:32:59,760 Ah, that's great. She's a farmer's daughter. 751 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,120 Is that your background as well? Yeah, I'm a farmer, yeah. 752 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,959 Okay. So... Nice! It always helps when they know the... It does. 753 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,120 ..they know the craic. Yeah! She's local as well, 754 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,080 which is great. Fantastic. Save a lot of diesel. (laughs) Yeah! 755 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,559 He's actually from Killorglin! Fuck off! 756 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:14,559 I can't believe you went all the way up to Dublin 757 00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:17,879 and you met someone from Killorglin! (Elly laughs) 758 00:33:17,919 --> 00:33:19,639 It's probably better than I expected 'cause it's... 759 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,080 Oh great! It's very natural, like. 760 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,080 Great! Oh, yay! 761 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,760 So how are you finding Dublin? 762 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,160 Yeah, I love it, like! So I work city centre, 763 00:33:29,199 --> 00:33:31,919 but I live further out, like, Tallaght's quite quiet... Okay, 764 00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:33,400 yeah. So I've got a bit of a mix, 765 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,919 and then every time I want to go home, like... 766 00:33:35,959 --> 00:33:39,199 Like, I stay with me grandparents when I'm at home, like... 767 00:33:39,239 --> 00:33:42,480 Do you mind me asking... why you would share with grandparents? 768 00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:46,000 So, my mum and dad split up when I was, like, 19, 769 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,559 and then, like, I don't have any relationship 770 00:33:48,599 --> 00:33:51,239 with my dad since, like. Yeah, fair, fair. 771 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,440 But, like, listen, it's grand now, 772 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,559 I've got great siblings, I've got a great mum... 773 00:33:55,599 --> 00:33:58,519 When it comes to dating, I think I would cut people off 774 00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:01,400 real easy, if I hear one thing I don't like, I'm just like... 775 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,639 "Oh that's it! 776 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,000 Anger problems really trigger me. 777 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,800 Like, I'm quite upset easy by, like, shouting, and like... 778 00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:11,518 people throwing things and stuff like that, like... 779 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,919 You're the oldest of, what? I'm the eldest of four. 780 00:34:14,959 --> 00:34:17,480 Okay. So there's me, I've got two other sisters and one brother. 781 00:34:17,518 --> 00:34:19,719 Yeah. I'm the eldest, so I remember a bit more. 782 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,199 I'm the only sister that's single! 783 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,879 Like, they're... I'm sitting watching them with their partners, 784 00:34:25,919 --> 00:34:28,120 and, like, they've got a couple of kids, and, like, 785 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,000 I'm really happy for them, but sometimes I do get a bit, like, 786 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,839 a little bit jealous. 787 00:34:33,879 --> 00:34:36,080 What about you, are you close to your parents, or...? 788 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,919 Like, I'm really close to me father, me mam passed away 789 00:34:38,959 --> 00:34:41,360 when I was young. I'm really sorry about that. No, it's all good, 790 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,480 like, yeah. It's awful. Yeah, it happens to so many people, 791 00:34:43,518 --> 00:34:45,199 you kind of have to just accept it. 792 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,680 (Interviewer) Did you think going through that 793 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,800 changed you a little bit? Maybe. 794 00:34:49,839 --> 00:34:52,440 I, eh, it probably started my dark sense of humour. 795 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,480 Because you kind of, like, have to just take a look at a situation 796 00:34:55,518 --> 00:34:57,160 and be like "I'm not gonna feel sorry for myself," 797 00:34:57,199 --> 00:34:59,160 do you know what I mean? So, and you have a laugh 798 00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:00,839 about these things, and you just move on, because... 799 00:35:00,879 --> 00:35:02,680 ah, sure look, I mean, you can't change it. 800 00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:07,719 I'm not too bad at the... 801 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,239 steak dinners meself. Oh, you can cook? 802 00:35:10,279 --> 00:35:14,000 Amazingly. Like, four dishes, three, four dishes. 803 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,080 So you've got, like, staples. A steak, 804 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,080 spaghetti Bolognaise, a curry, 805 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,319 and then honestly, (whispers) just microwave pizza. 806 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,879 Did you say Weetabix?! Just an oven pizza. 807 00:35:22,919 --> 00:35:25,199 No, Weetabix?! (Stephen laughs) Jayzus! 808 00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:26,800 No way I heard that! I hate Weetabix! 809 00:35:26,839 --> 00:35:29,239 I grew up on Weetabix! Did ya? You're wrong! 810 00:35:29,279 --> 00:35:31,639 It made sense! I didn't have anybody else to cook for me, 811 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,000 I was, in the morning, like, what do I have for breakfast? 812 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,400 Your da sitting, struggling... 813 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,879 Can I start with the dark humour now? Can I? 814 00:35:37,919 --> 00:35:40,440 I love it, I love a bit of dark humour here, 815 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,879 so we can go dark humour if you want. (laughs) 816 00:35:42,919 --> 00:35:45,319 No, I did not have... 817 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,800 the conventional breakfast. (Jade laughs) I ate whatever 818 00:35:47,839 --> 00:35:49,599 I could muster up myself. 819 00:35:49,639 --> 00:35:51,959 (laughs) 820 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,400 I live with my mom, 821 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,680 em, my dad passed away a few years ago, so... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 822 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,719 So it's just me and mom, really. So you kind of took over, then. 823 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,879 Yeah, I'd be fifth generation farmer, now. 824 00:36:00,919 --> 00:36:02,360 Ah, that's nice. It's lovely, yeah. To keep going, 825 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,559 like. It's lovely, yeah. That's probably 826 00:36:03,599 --> 00:36:05,680 what your dad wanted as well. Exactly, yeah. 827 00:36:06,879 --> 00:36:09,559 My mom says I've left a load of good girls go, like, 828 00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:10,919 and I have, like, in fairness. 829 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,440 I was happy out being single, and I didn't want anyone tying me down. 830 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,800 I'm a bit more mature now, and 831 00:36:17,839 --> 00:36:20,919 I respect her... her giving out to me, it's for my own good. 832 00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:22,319 She wants me to meet someone. 833 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,160 So I'll be bringing my mother to all the dates. 834 00:36:24,199 --> 00:36:26,080 (laughs) 835 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,120 Are you in Killarney long? 836 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,800 Seven years now. Seven years? Yeah. 837 00:36:32,839 --> 00:36:35,360 So do you... do you miss home, now? 838 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,239 Um... Do you think you'll ever go back? 839 00:36:37,279 --> 00:36:38,639 No, I'll never go back. 840 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,120 Oh? Nah. 841 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,080 I've a lovely family, I've nice friends there, I've... 842 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,400 and we stay in close contact, but I would never go back, 843 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,559 it's just... I feel like Ireland is home. 844 00:36:48,599 --> 00:36:50,080 Is it? It's just a feeling. 845 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,319 I would say I'm a total different person... 846 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,360 Right now, compared to back then. 847 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,760 They say that, um... 848 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,879 your personality actually change when you speak a different language 849 00:36:58,919 --> 00:37:02,680 so when you're bilingual, so when I speak in English, 850 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,120 you actually have a different personality 851 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,279 to when you speak in Dutch. 852 00:37:05,319 --> 00:37:07,599 Tell me more about the life coach thing. 853 00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:09,839 So I come to you, right, and I book an appointment, 854 00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:12,559 and I say... Yeah. "Elly, I want to be happier," 855 00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:14,199 I'm very happy... Well, it would be more kind of like... 856 00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,518 figuring out what kind of goals do you have, 857 00:37:16,559 --> 00:37:18,800 so what do you want to achieve. I want to be a farmer. 858 00:37:18,839 --> 00:37:21,919 (Elly laughs) I'm farming at the moment, and I want to stay at it. 859 00:37:21,959 --> 00:37:23,599 How can I be happier? 860 00:37:23,639 --> 00:37:24,719 What'll you tell me? 861 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,839 You would be, like, okay, what are you not happy about? 862 00:37:26,879 --> 00:37:28,800 So I'm not happy because I'm single. 863 00:37:28,839 --> 00:37:31,919 Oh, so then you're going more into relationships and say "Okay, 864 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,800 what can we do there?" 865 00:37:33,839 --> 00:37:35,279 So what can we do? 866 00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:37,919 Well, I'm not a relationship coach, so... (laughs) 867 00:37:37,959 --> 00:37:40,000 So I have to go to someone else! 868 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,959 And spend more money? (Elly laughs) Oh my God, 869 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,959 it's a money-making racket! No, no. 870 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,559 Like, you can help in some kind of ways too. 871 00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:47,120 Well, you're helping now, in fairness, you're helping... 872 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,559 (Elly laughs) In that you're going on a date... Should I be here?! 873 00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:52,719 (laughs) Thanks very much! Well, how much do I owe? 874 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,199 (Elly laughs) 875 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,360 (Tom laughs) 876 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,680 I've got one brother who's a year and a half older than me, 877 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,080 and he's engaged, and he's got a child, 878 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,199 and people are like "Do you not feel pressured, like? 879 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,239 You're so close in age." And I'm like "No! 880 00:38:07,279 --> 00:38:08,360 We're both on different paths." Yeah. 881 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,040 You know? I just really think that exact same thing. 882 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,360 It'll happen for everyone, like, 883 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,000 as and when it happens for them... Yeah! 884 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,400 So I'm at that stage where I'm, like... 885 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,400 I'm happy with me. Yeah. I am, like. 886 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,919 Eh, but I would also like to be happy with another person too, 887 00:38:19,959 --> 00:38:22,279 do you know that kind of a way, like? I get it. 888 00:38:22,319 --> 00:38:24,760 I think I'm at an age now where I'd happily meet somebody, 889 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,279 I don't want to get in another relationship 890 00:38:26,319 --> 00:38:28,719 for three or four years, and it not work out, and 891 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,040 and then I'm 32 or 33, 892 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,599 and going back into the whole single thing again. 893 00:38:34,639 --> 00:38:37,239 So what do you get up to when you're not working? 894 00:38:37,279 --> 00:38:39,360 Well, I bought a surfboard there... 895 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,879 Oh yeah? Okay! Last year, trying to impress a guy... 896 00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:45,120 (laughing) Oh yeah? I invested in that surfboard, 897 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:49,199 and... then we went surfing one day, and I obviously can not... 898 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,518 can not surf. Yeah. 899 00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:54,319 It's in me room. 900 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,680 It's in my room. 901 00:38:56,559 --> 00:38:57,680 My best date ever, 902 00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,760 I used to go out with a girl from America... 903 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,839 Okay... Like, we met when she was in Ireland on exchange, 904 00:39:02,879 --> 00:39:04,559 studying in Dublin when I was studying in Dublin... 905 00:39:04,599 --> 00:39:06,639 Okay... So we tried the long-distance thing, 906 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,239 when she went back home, 907 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:10,800 I planned a trip for her birthday that we'd fly to Paris 908 00:39:10,839 --> 00:39:12,518 to meet each other... We had a boat trip 909 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:14,360 going all around Paris, 910 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,080 it stopped coming up to the Eiffel Tower, 911 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,800 and all the staff were singing "Happy Birthday" to her 912 00:39:17,839 --> 00:39:19,919 as the lights were coming twinkling on... Stop! She was just 913 00:39:19,959 --> 00:39:21,480 crying her eyes out... (laughs) 914 00:39:21,518 --> 00:39:24,360 That was probably my best, I wanna still try and top that. 915 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,518 Stop! Like, the most effort, like, I've ever been shown 916 00:39:27,559 --> 00:39:30,879 is maybe a picnic down the road at the lake... 917 00:39:30,919 --> 00:39:32,599 You're not obviously being treated right, then. 918 00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:34,559 You deserve, like, everything you're looking for, 919 00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:36,160 do you know what I mean? If I brought you on a date, 920 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:38,400 just the pair of us, if I get lucky enough to get a second date... 921 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,480 I'm confident I can definitely show you a better time 922 00:39:40,518 --> 00:39:42,160 than some other guys have done! 923 00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:48,000 ♪ (soft piano music) 924 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,279 Do you wanna hit it? 925 00:39:50,319 --> 00:39:52,160 Yeah, go on, give it a... (Elly laughs) Give it a belt! 926 00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:54,120 Okay, it worked. (laughs) 927 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,639 Did you call someone in the toilet, actually? 928 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,120 I was gonna ask you that. I did not! 929 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,279 I had to call my friend, because I promised her... 930 00:39:59,319 --> 00:40:01,480 The only one I want to ring now is the fella milking the cows. 931 00:40:01,518 --> 00:40:03,800 (laughs) You want to check up on him, is it? 932 00:40:03,839 --> 00:40:06,879 Ah, no, he's 100%. (Elly laughs) 933 00:40:06,919 --> 00:40:09,199 Would you be able for work now, like, would you? 934 00:40:09,279 --> 00:40:11,279 If I'm able to do that? Can you work, like? 935 00:40:11,319 --> 00:40:13,440 (laughs) I can work! Have you good strong hands? 936 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,199 (laughs) Yes, I have strong hands. (Tom laughs) 937 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,279 She was brunette, and she was tall, and she was sound. 938 00:40:19,319 --> 00:40:20,400 Delighted. 939 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,919 Delighted. 940 00:40:22,959 --> 00:40:25,239 I'm eating all this, by the way, you should eat some. 941 00:40:25,279 --> 00:40:26,518 No, you have to eat it. 942 00:40:26,559 --> 00:40:28,639 I've to bulk up a bit. Mm. 943 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,040 If I'm gonna take on your brothers. (Elly laughs) 944 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,400 Do you think she fancied you? 945 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,599 (sighs) I don't know, em, she... 946 00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:39,440 she definitely enjoyed my company, anyway, so 947 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,279 I would be hopeful. 948 00:40:41,319 --> 00:40:43,599 Thanks for, em, making it a great date. 949 00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:45,199 Yeah, it was actually a great date, wasn't it? 950 00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,360 It was brilliant, yeah. 951 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,400 Moment of truth... 952 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,839 would you like to see each other again, romantically? 953 00:40:53,879 --> 00:40:55,360 Who goes first? 954 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,279 (both laugh) 955 00:40:57,319 --> 00:40:59,080 I'll go first. 956 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,919 Yes, I would say yes. Okay! 957 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,599 I would say yes anyway, so... 958 00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:05,279 ♪ (soft piano music) Great! Great! 959 00:41:05,319 --> 00:41:07,800 (both laugh) 960 00:41:07,839 --> 00:41:10,440 Can I keep the receipt? The receipt? Yeah, yeah, yeah! 961 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,639 Yeah, take that! A memento. Take the whole thing! 962 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,400 Awww! Thanks very much! Absolutely! 963 00:41:15,959 --> 00:41:18,559 He's handsome, very handsome, yeah. And conversations were flowing, 964 00:41:18,599 --> 00:41:20,279 so it was very, very easy. 965 00:41:20,319 --> 00:41:23,160 And I knew exactly straight away why you guys matched us up. 966 00:41:23,199 --> 00:41:26,319 Do we have to go? (laughing) Aww! Yeah, do we have to go? 967 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,480 It was great! The end just came flying! I know... 968 00:41:29,518 --> 00:41:30,800 So, second date? 969 00:41:30,839 --> 00:41:34,080 She can take me to Holland to see that farm in Rotterdam. (laughs) 970 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,559 It's been great to see you both! Thanks, bye! 971 00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:37,800 I'm happy you had a great night. Goodbye! 972 00:41:37,839 --> 00:41:39,719 You have to go home and meet her dad... 973 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,360 (Elly laughs) I'd be more worried about the four brothers, 'cause... 974 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,879 (Elly laughs) 975 00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:46,959 Ah, we'll do a few more romantic dates before that, now, to be fair. 976 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,599 ♪ (soft piano music) (kissing sound, both laugh) 977 00:41:52,879 --> 00:41:55,279 ♪ (upbeat music, cork pops) 978 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,400 Do you have Tequila Rose? 979 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,879 Tequila Rose... 980 00:42:04,919 --> 00:42:06,559 And if not then baby Guinness. 981 00:42:06,599 --> 00:42:08,400 Yeah. Does that work? Yeah! 982 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,800 Yeah, yeah. No pressure. 983 00:42:09,839 --> 00:42:11,760 No, I'll find out, and if not, I'll bring you a baby Guinness. 984 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,080 Thank you so much! You're welcome. 985 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,800 You've lovely eyes, by the way. Thank you! (James laughs) 986 00:42:15,839 --> 00:42:18,518 Thank you very much! It's so cute when you're smiling, 987 00:42:18,559 --> 00:42:21,680 and you have, like, this goes... Oh, stop! (James laughs) 988 00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,160 It's cute! 989 00:42:23,199 --> 00:42:24,959 (Interviewer) How would I know "Ah yeah, she likes him?" 990 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,319 The flirty banter, 991 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,959 em... big smiley head on me... 992 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,480 So First Dates, like, if you had an average expectation 993 00:42:31,518 --> 00:42:32,959 of what you're gonna come in at, you probably... 994 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,239 I'm sure you thought of the worst, you thought of 995 00:42:34,279 --> 00:42:36,120 the best case scenario. We doing alright? 996 00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,040 Yeah! 997 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,760 I think that they'll know... 998 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,239 (laughs) I dunno, I... I can be... 999 00:42:43,279 --> 00:42:45,319 I'm gonna be pretty clear about all that stuff, I'm hoping 1000 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,120 that I'll have an idea of what they're gonna say 1001 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,480 before the date ends. 1002 00:42:48,518 --> 00:42:51,040 In the middle there for you guys... Thank you so much! 1003 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,279 You're so welcome! Oh, this looks so pretty! 1004 00:42:53,319 --> 00:42:55,639 No Tequila Rose, unfortunately. No, that's okay! So we're stuck with 1005 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,120 baby Guinness. We'll find some after. 1006 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,040 ♪ (upbeat music) (Siobhan laughs) 1007 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,160 There you are, that's the next date sorted! Thank you! 1008 00:43:02,199 --> 00:43:03,360 You're welcome. 1009 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,639 Right! 1010 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,160 That was a subtle hint from you... 1011 00:43:06,199 --> 00:43:07,518 a positive date... 1012 00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:09,839 Yeah. (glasses clink) Cheers! Cheers! 1013 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,080 Have you been on many blind dates before? Never! 1014 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,879 I don't think blind dates are done any more. 1015 00:43:17,919 --> 00:43:19,319 No, I don't think so. 1016 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,959 But the internet and stuff, like. 1017 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,040 Yeah, well, I think that's shit, like, because... 1018 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,559 we do things with Tinder, or whatever, and so I'm like... 1019 00:43:26,599 --> 00:43:29,160 I don't think anyone's meeting the love of their life on Tinder. 1020 00:43:29,199 --> 00:43:30,559 No, it does happen. 1021 00:43:30,599 --> 00:43:33,760 Yeah, it happens, but I think those people are... 1022 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,760 the... what do you call them? 1023 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,959 The exception. Mm. Not the rule, that's it. 1024 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Finishing each other's sentences already. (Stephen laughs) 1025 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,680 (Interviewer) Did you initially think... 1026 00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,879 that you guys were the ones that were paired? No. 1027 00:43:46,919 --> 00:43:49,879 No. No. So, you try a little bit. 1028 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,518 A little bit of strawberry and everything. 1029 00:43:51,559 --> 00:43:53,680 You're not going to, like, feed it to me on a spoon? (laughs) 1030 00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:57,000 Absolutely not, you're not that special! Lady and the Tramp! 1031 00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,879 I wouldn't have gone for him, like, looks-wise... 1032 00:44:00,919 --> 00:44:03,480 I'd be like "Aw, he looks like a fuck boy." 1033 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,879 On first impressions, Jade's not my usual type, 1034 00:44:08,919 --> 00:44:11,080 but, eh... 1035 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,279 yeah, I was... I was surprised when we actually went on a date, like. 1036 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,879 When you talked to me, 1037 00:44:16,919 --> 00:44:18,480 "Sure you're not a pretty boy?" 1038 00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:21,599 Yeah, listen, you got a bit of substance there, 1039 00:44:21,639 --> 00:44:24,559 you know what's going on up there a little bit. (Stephen laughs) 1040 00:44:24,599 --> 00:44:26,800 And even the fact that he's a girl-dad, 1041 00:44:26,839 --> 00:44:29,680 you'd like to think that a father that is raising another... 1042 00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,760 female, will treat females a certain way. 1043 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,120 Now I'm starting to see more and more why we were... 1044 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,440 we were matched up. 1045 00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:44,319 Would you like to see each other again, romantically? 1046 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,839 Yeah! I'll go again, yeah, 100%. 1047 00:44:46,879 --> 00:44:48,120 Yeah, I would. 1048 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,319 ♪ (laid-back music) 1049 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,120 I'll see you in a minute! 1050 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,040 Okay, see yiz after, guys! 1051 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,360 I'm not a pretty boy, 1052 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,360 despite what you said. Ah, shut up, like! 1053 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,319 She said I was pretty! You are a pretty boy! 1054 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:01,680 Thanks again so much. Thank you! 1055 00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,440 It's been great to have you both! Thank you! 1056 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,279 (Interviewer) And where do you see the day going now? 1057 00:45:07,319 --> 00:45:09,839 Pints. (Jade laughs) I hope. Listen... 1058 00:45:09,879 --> 00:45:11,800 (Stephen laughs) I won't say no to that! Yeah! 1059 00:45:11,839 --> 00:45:13,800 ♪ (laid-back music) 1060 00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:17,360 (James and Siobhan laugh) 1061 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,879 I'd be interested now to see if the four of us go drinking together. 1062 00:45:19,919 --> 00:45:23,040 I think James has got a second date, to be honest. I hope so, 1063 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,319 yeah. It'd be a good buzz. 1064 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,040 ♪ (harp music, bird tweeting) 1065 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,800 I'm a competitive person no matter what we're doing, even if 1066 00:45:34,839 --> 00:45:37,559 this goes well, or we're on a second date, and we're drinking, and 1067 00:45:37,599 --> 00:45:39,800 we're playing pool... we're winning! 1068 00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:41,120 Do you like pool? 1069 00:45:42,199 --> 00:45:44,400 You like pool?! Right, if we're going for drinks with them after, 1070 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,599 we're kicking their asses. It has to have a pool table. Yes. 1071 00:45:46,639 --> 00:45:48,680 So are we game for that? 1072 00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,719 Can we get the cheque please? 1073 00:45:52,599 --> 00:45:54,719 From the minute Siobhan walked in, I thought she was beautiful, 1074 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,680 and then we sat down at the table, and just... 1075 00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:57,959 I wanna get to know her more and more, 1076 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,160 so it's a definite yes from me. 1077 00:46:00,518 --> 00:46:02,040 That was perfect, man, thanks a million. 1078 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,518 Now don't even embarrass me... 1079 00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:05,360 (laughs) You're gonna leave that to me. 1080 00:46:06,279 --> 00:46:07,480 Okay. 1081 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,639 Hi. Hi. (both laugh) 1082 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,400 But hypothetically speaking, if we do go on another date, like, 1083 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,279 I am paying. Hypothetically speaking? 1084 00:46:16,319 --> 00:46:18,000 Hypothetically. 1085 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,919 So does that mean I'm getting a second date? 1086 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,239 Hypothetically! 1087 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,040 ♪ (soft piano music) 1088 00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:32,599 Do you want to see each other again, romantically? 1089 00:46:32,639 --> 00:46:33,839 Go... You can go first. 1090 00:46:33,879 --> 00:46:36,518 Obviously you're gonna go first. 1091 00:46:36,559 --> 00:46:37,839 Ah, I don't mind. 1092 00:46:37,879 --> 00:46:40,879 No, I would actually like to see you again. (Stephen exhales) 1093 00:46:40,919 --> 00:46:42,199 Wow! Why...? 1094 00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,120 Yeah, I definitely would. 1095 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,400 Yeah. ♪ (upbeat music) 1096 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,518 To whup your ass in go-karting. 1097 00:46:46,559 --> 00:46:49,160 You scared the life out of me there, well! No! 1098 00:46:49,199 --> 00:46:51,120 "I don't mind!" (laughs) 1099 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,480 I had to play it cool for a second. 1100 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,959 You just seem so sweet! (Stephen laughs) 1101 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,639 And I really like your dimples, and I just wanna go "goochy" here! No! 1102 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,680 But you genuinely, like, seem really, really nice. 1103 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,279 Thank you! Cheers, now, have a good one! See ya! Bye! 1104 00:47:04,319 --> 00:47:08,719 Is there kind of girlfriend potential there? 1105 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,199 There definitely is, yeah. 1106 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,680 I won't say nothing yet, but he's definitely a... 1107 00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,959 a potential something. 1108 00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,839 Where to now, what are you gonna do now? 1109 00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:23,239 (exhales through lips) Straight to the nearest bar! 1110 00:47:23,279 --> 00:47:25,839 With a pool table. With a pool table, yeah, definitely! 1111 00:47:25,879 --> 00:47:27,919 We're gonna kick some ass! We're gonna start hustling people 1112 00:47:27,959 --> 00:47:30,440 all night. Oh, 100%, I'll be like "Oh no, I can't play, 1113 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,199 I just wanna do it for fun!" And then, bang. She's got this. 1114 00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,599 I got this. We can play pool for shots! 1115 00:47:35,639 --> 00:47:36,959 Yes! Yes! Sound! 1116 00:47:38,879 --> 00:47:41,518 ♪ (upbeat music) (kissing sound) (Siobhan laughs) 1117 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:46,080 ♪ Cynthia Fee "Thank You For Being A Friend" 1118 00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:14,518 ♪ Thank you for being a friend 1119 00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:18,319 ♪ Travelled down the road and back again 1120 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,160 ♪ Your heart is true 1121 00:48:20,199 --> 00:48:25,440 ♪ You're a pal and a confidante 1122 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,480 ♪ And if you threw a party 1123 00:48:28,518 --> 00:48:33,680 ♪ Invited everyone you knew 1124 00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:37,360 ♪ You would see the biggest gift would be from me 1125 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:44,440 ♪ And the card attached would say Thank you for being a friend ♪ 1126 00:48:49,279 --> 00:48:52,319 I would really love a soulmate. I know you're gonna do it for me! 1127 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,800 I haven't fell yet, so we're fine! 1128 00:48:53,839 --> 00:48:55,518 Maybe you're gonna fall for him, who knows? 1129 00:48:55,559 --> 00:48:56,800 (laughs) 1130 00:48:56,839 --> 00:48:58,080 Gender is my playground. 1131 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,080 I'm not a man, not a woman... 1132 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,919 in between, a bit of everything! 1133 00:49:01,959 --> 00:49:04,080 Oh, are you a body-builder?! 1134 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,719 I'm a busy person, don't waste my time. 1135 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,800 (air escapes balloon) 1136 00:49:07,839 --> 00:49:11,000 I wanna have the pleasure, wait a minute! (all laugh) 1137 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:12,760 Do you remember my name? 1138 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,319 No! 1139 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:18,279 ♪ (theme music) 1140 00:49:54,319 --> 00:49:57,400 Subtitles: RTÉ 2024 136906

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