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Previously on SurrealEstate.
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This is what our future
looks like if Luke doesn't get back.
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It's time to rattle his cage a little.
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So, you coming back, or what?
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Thinking Monday.
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Not every house has to be a horror show.
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Luke, so you're really just
going to do this yourself?
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Screw the process.
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Why were you so nasty to Susan?
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His name was Edgar Cornell.
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He was a serial killer.
He murdered six people.
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Stay back!
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Take a few days off! I got this covered.
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Hey!
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This is private property.
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Okay, you're gonna have to go!
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Go on! I-I...
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I don't want to have
to call the sheriff.
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You stay away!
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Come on... !
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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My name is Kit Rampart
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and I have a gift.
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A channel...
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to the afterlife.
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On tonight's episode of
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Spirit Stalkers: Paranormal P.I.
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I'll use my link to the beyond
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to face a spirit whose grave-robbing
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cannibal murders...
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terrorized a community
two centuries ago.
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Some even say to this very day.
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I'll walk the very halls
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where she committed her heinous crimes.
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I'll interview experts
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with verified accounts of terror.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Ho! Did you guys see that?
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Tonight, Grace Wexford,
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the Were-Lady of Wexford Manor.
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On Spirit Stalkers: Paranormal P.I.
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It's time to send this
she-beast screaming back to hell.
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Gee...
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What?
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Great! I am out of the moment!
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Ileana!
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Back to one and get a
release on her just in case.
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I'm just telling
you, Doug, as your agent,
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I think you're making a mistake
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letting these TV people in your house.
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They break things.
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Luke, you've had my
listing for two months now.
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We still can't shake this
legend of Grace Wexford,
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so I say we turn it into
a positive, lean into it.
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Some people like the idea
of moving into a haunted house.
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In my experience,
they are fine with the idea.
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It's the actual bleeding walls
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and tormented shrieks of the damned
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that make it hard to close escrow.
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Spirit Stalkers plays
all over the world.
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Some Bulgarian prince could
see this on the TV and say,
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"I must have that house!"
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Bulgaria is a parliamentary democracy.
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No princes.
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You being a wise ass?
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Sort of. Look, we know this
thing could be dangerous.
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Could be? It nearly slashed
the shirt off my back!
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These people could
accidentally unleash something
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they can't possibly comprehend.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I don't know what you're talking about,
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but I comprehend
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comprehensively.
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Comprende?
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Our latest ectoprobonometer readings
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are coming in at a G4,
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maybe even an L5.
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That's not even a thing.
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Frankly, Mister Pedersen,
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I'm just glad you didn't
wait a moment longer
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to call in the professionals.
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You may have saved lives.
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We haven't met.
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Kit Rampart.
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Face, brains, brand
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of Spirit Stalkers.
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Luke Roman. I sell houses.
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So, that tall, gorgeous drink of water
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who was in our shot she's with you.
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You are the real estate people.
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See, you're already getting in my way.
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- They're getting in my way.
- They're really sorry.
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Okay. Well, let's get
one thing straight:
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Anything that goes bump in the night,
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that's my side of the street.
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You don't tell me my job,
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I won't tell you about carpets
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or whatever decking lasts longest.
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- Composite.
- The point is,
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you do you,
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and leave the ectoplasm to me.
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Doug, you made the right call.
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I'll see you under those bright lights.
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Magic!
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Magic.
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So, he's a bit of a dick
but, uh, play nice, okay?
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- I'd hate to have to fire you.
- Well, that'd suck.
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Mr. Pedersen, they're
ready for your interview.
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Oh. If you'll excuse me.
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Magic time.
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Hi./Hi.
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So, Wexford's moving
forward with the TV show.
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So, I think we take a step back,
we pivot and we let Kit Rampart
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give Doug his 15 minutes of fame.
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You really think that's best?
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Being seen in the same
universe as Spirit Stalkers
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does serious damage
to our brand, so, yeah.
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What?
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I understand.
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I do. You're threatened.
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Without your... your special
"ground control to Major Tom,"
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you feel more like
Kit the Spirit Stalker
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than you want to admit.
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Well, that's just mean.
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Sometimes the truth is...
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mean.
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Hey.
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Oh, Zooey, this message is for Luke.
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Is it?
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The Baumgartners. Ted and Diane.
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Why are they calling Luke?
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Luke said he wanted
everything routed through him.
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But I figured they're
your clients, right?
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Yes, they are.
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Thank you.
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Auggie?
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Are you free this weekend?
I need help with a PKT
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for the Baumgartners.
They're that sweet couple
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who bought the B&B up on the coast.
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What seems to be the problem?
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Mm. "Voices, rattling chandeliers,
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ghastly, murderous
screams in the night."
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Not ideal for a
relaxing weekend retreat.
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Can you help me?
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Well, I have a, uh,
fencing match Saturday
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that can easily be moved.
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Saturday nights I play with a jazz combo
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at a spot uptown.
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They could have someone
less gifted sit in.
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Sunday nights I play poker
with some old friends,
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but they can keep their
money a week longer.
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As long as you're not busy.
Pick you up around noon?
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Ah, I still have to
pop by your Ensom house
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for its own PKT.
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Don't worry about my place. It'll keep.
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The Wexford family plot.
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Overgrown and uncared for,
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as if nature itself was trying to hide
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Grace Wexford's crimes.
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According to legend,
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this is where she
exhumed her father's body
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and feasted on his barely cold remains
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with her unspeakably large, sharp teeth.
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That top window was her bedroom;
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A perfect view of the graves
that drove her mad with hunger.
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It's said on nights just like this one,
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you can hear her shovel
digging through the wet earth.
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Can you hear it?
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Sh, sh, sh.
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The shovel.
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The shovel! It's coming from just o...
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Ah!
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Ah, God. I'm sorry, can we
take this again really quick?
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This isn't working.
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What was wrong with that one?
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The shovel sounds are all wrong. It...
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It is supposed to sound
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like a girl unearthing
her rotting father,
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ready to feast on him.
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It sounds like you're planting azaleas.
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Can we give it some gravitas?
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Well, I'm sorry.
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The shovel that studied
at Juilliard was booked.
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If you're going to
make me fake this shit
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at least give me a
chance to make it good!
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We've been over this.
We don't have time for the real thing.
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So get rolling because
we're burning moonlight.
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There is something here. I can feel it.
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We can make it real this time!
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As you say every time!
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I can't make a show that way.
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What about the truth?
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Ah-ha! The truth?
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Once you fake that,
you can fake anything.
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Great shoveling, Denny.
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Film school wasn't a
waste of money at all!
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All right. Picture's up!
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Red leather, yellow leather,
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good blood, bad blood,
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red leather, yellow leather,
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bad blood.
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Red leather, yellow leather,
good blood, bad blood.
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Vocal warmups. Tuning my instrument.
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You might want to use your instrument
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to remind your people that
this is somebody's home.
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Grace the Were-Lady. Can you feel her?
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I can. It's my seventh sense,
the substance of my being.
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That substance smells
a lot like horseshit.
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Ghost Hunting 101: You don't hunt,
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you let it come to you.
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Nowadays, every kid with a spectrograph
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thinks they're Lorraine Warren.
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Touch, feel, finesse;
That's what it takes.
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I don't think you know
what you're talking about.
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Hm.
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Terranova Cemetery, Savannah, G-A.
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A poltergeist tossed
a broken pop bottle...
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Huh? Three inches from my aorta.
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Yeah. Don't see that kind
of excitement and danger
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in real estate, do ya?
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Four-bedroom Craftsman.
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Minute hand shot off the
grandfather clock, cut me here.
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Four-point-seven inches
closer to my femoral artery,
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I'd never dance professionally again.
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Ooh! A ghost did that to you.
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Yeah.
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Emily's Bridge, Stowe, Vermont.
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This gnarled old hand
with claws grabbed my leg.
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Hurt like hell.
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- Gnarled old hand.
- Yeah.
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Probably looked a lot
like a tree branch.
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To the untrained eye.
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- Ooh.
- Split-level bungalow,
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Palo Alto, California,
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gourmet kitchen, original built-ins
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on a lush third-acre.
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Demon with the head of a pig
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tried to pull me into a convection oven.
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I had to pry his jaws off
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while my associate
read scripture in Latin.
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Ha. God, is it that late?
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Oh, the watch runs a
little fast since, you know,
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the thing with the pig-demon.
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I have to get back on set.
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Look, I've seen your show...
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And I don't believe a word of it.
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All this was before the show.
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Back when I was just a kid
with a camcorder and a gift.
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It was all real all the time.
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Spirits used to be everywhere.
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All over me.
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So why'd you start faking it?
What happened?
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Success happened.
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Episode orders got bigger,
schedules got tighter.
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Tandem units!
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Couldn't wait for the magic to happen.
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Had to kinda, you know...
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help it along. Fake it to make it.
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You must've hated that.
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Worst part is the silence.
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Tell me about it.
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I feel like I used to be
263
00:15:25,854 --> 00:15:29,434
surrounded by legitimate phenomena.
264
00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:32,753
But look at me...
265
00:15:32,924 --> 00:15:36,224
explaining moral compromise
to a real estate guy.
266
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:49,623
Doesn't Luke need
you for the Wexford property?
267
00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:52,966
Luke doesn't seem to
need me for anything these days.
268
00:15:53,891 --> 00:15:56,953
Oh, by the way, I drove past your house.
269
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,468
It's quite something.
270
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,628
It's funny, when clients
can't find the right house,
271
00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:04,059
I always tell them it's out there.
272
00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:06,680
- Mm.
- The house that gets you.
273
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,190
That loves you.
274
00:16:09,314 --> 00:16:11,564
When Darla and I were first married,
275
00:16:11,691 --> 00:16:14,491
we rented this tiny place.
276
00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:18,116
Danielle came along
277
00:16:18,239 --> 00:16:20,909
and the place instantly seemed smaller.
278
00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:22,767
What did you do?
279
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,166
I got a real job.
280
00:16:26,039 --> 00:16:27,789
An assembly plant.
281
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,707
Ah, what a waste.
282
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,836
Perhaps.
283
00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:37,297
But that job
284
00:16:37,842 --> 00:16:40,802
enabled me to buy a house
for my wife and daughters.
285
00:16:42,555 --> 00:16:44,435
It was small and austere
286
00:16:44,557 --> 00:16:47,097
and the windows badly needed caulking,
287
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:51,781
but it embraced my family
like a grandmother's hug
288
00:16:52,857 --> 00:16:55,107
and we lived there 17 years.
289
00:16:57,112 --> 00:16:59,532
And the day we moved out
of that house into something
290
00:17:00,407 --> 00:17:03,287
much larger and more grand
was one of the three...
291
00:17:04,035 --> 00:17:05,575
no,
292
00:17:05,995 --> 00:17:08,278
four times
293
00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:09,879
in my adult life
294
00:17:12,085 --> 00:17:13,545
that I've wept.
295
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:15,220
Hm.
296
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,390
Something about home.
297
00:17:23,763 --> 00:17:25,887
It was our little corner of heaven.
298
00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:27,673
And then the screaming started.
299
00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:30,724
The voices, the shaking.
300
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,428
Only on Saturdays?
301
00:17:32,439 --> 00:17:34,229
Saturday nights. Late.
302
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,897
Sounds so...
303
00:17:36,484 --> 00:17:39,614
desperate, so agonized,
no one can sleep.
304
00:17:39,847 --> 00:17:41,437
The customers leave so fast
305
00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:43,021
they don't even stay for breakfast.
306
00:17:43,032 --> 00:17:44,648
We're supposed to be
a bed and breakfast.
307
00:17:44,659 --> 00:17:46,539
So, at best, we're just a bed.
308
00:17:46,661 --> 00:17:48,581
You can get a bed anywhere.
309
00:17:48,705 --> 00:17:50,915
At a much lower price point.
310
00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:54,671
So you've, uh, checked
where the noises come from?
311
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,130
It's all over the house.
312
00:17:57,964 --> 00:18:00,214
My associate and I will
look a little closer.
313
00:18:00,341 --> 00:18:02,011
Are we alone in the house this evening?
314
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:04,126
We don't have any bookings.
315
00:18:04,137 --> 00:18:06,847
Which is, you know, kind of the point.
316
00:18:12,687 --> 00:18:14,567
Something is here.
317
00:18:15,315 --> 00:18:18,355
Watching. And waiting.
318
00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:22,921
Okay, this is the money shot, people.
319
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,772
Kit is gonna set up the
communing-with-Grace bit,
320
00:18:25,783 --> 00:18:27,493
recite a little of the spooky rhyme.
321
00:18:27,619 --> 00:18:29,709
Great job, research
team, for turning that up.
322
00:18:29,829 --> 00:18:32,919
Then when he's finished, bang!
Special effects trips the rig,
323
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:36,200
tips the glass off the table
as if thrown by the spirit.
324
00:18:36,211 --> 00:18:38,011
Camera, make sure you're in position.
325
00:18:38,422 --> 00:18:40,722
This is teaser material, people!
326
00:18:41,299 --> 00:18:42,849
Any reason not to roll camera?
327
00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:45,681
Well, you have a full glass of wine
328
00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:47,883
waiting to tip over
in an abandoned house.
329
00:18:48,348 --> 00:18:50,228
Anybody bumping on that? Heh.
330
00:18:52,143 --> 00:18:53,553
Roll camera!
331
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,778
And... Action!
332
00:18:58,525 --> 00:19:00,235
There's a nursery rhyme
333
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,070
kids began sharing
soon after Grace died.
334
00:19:03,821 --> 00:19:06,081
Our detailed records show the phenomena
335
00:19:06,199 --> 00:19:08,079
first appeared not too long after.
336
00:19:08,201 --> 00:19:10,621
It seemed to summon her.
337
00:19:10,745 --> 00:19:13,625
That's why we're in Grace's bedroom,
338
00:19:13,748 --> 00:19:16,748
where her life force
is most concentrated.
339
00:19:16,876 --> 00:19:19,206
It's the perfect place to reach out.
340
00:19:20,505 --> 00:19:22,255
Let's see what she has to say.
341
00:19:24,187 --> 00:19:26,447
Grace, Grace...
342
00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:28,132
teeth and lace.
343
00:19:29,013 --> 00:19:32,593
Eyes of black and soulless face.
344
00:19:33,059 --> 00:19:37,069
Hide your loved ones, hide your dears.
345
00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:40,608
She'll eat your sons
and drink your tears.
346
00:19:41,192 --> 00:19:43,812
Whoa! Did-did you guys see that?
347
00:19:45,863 --> 00:19:48,394
Okay, let's go again.
Can we shut that window?
348
00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:51,525
No! No, no! Keep rolling.
349
00:19:51,536 --> 00:19:53,576
The window's closed. We never opened it.
350
00:19:54,247 --> 00:19:55,787
Grace Wexford,
351
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:59,456
are you here now with us in this room?
352
00:20:02,071 --> 00:20:05,979
Grace, make your presence known! Speak!
353
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,380
The real thing.
354
00:20:16,225 --> 00:20:18,815
The real thing. She's here.
355
00:20:20,398 --> 00:20:21,858
Grace Wexford,
356
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:26,268
by all the powers of hell
and heaven and basic cable
357
00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:29,829
I command you to show yourself!
358
00:20:33,424 --> 00:20:34,974
Okay.
359
00:20:38,482 --> 00:20:40,032
Careful!
360
00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:42,543
Her shadow form can be just as deadly!
361
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,765
Appear, Grace!
362
00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:51,348
Go on, girl!
363
00:21:00,438 --> 00:21:02,148
Kit, look out!
364
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,270
On to the next set. Let's go people.
365
00:21:23,202 --> 00:21:24,742
What the hell?
366
00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:27,329
None of those takes had any of the magic
367
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:30,100
we had in the first one
and that one is unusable!
368
00:21:30,794 --> 00:21:32,124
I was just trying to warn you.
369
00:21:32,135 --> 00:21:34,225
Well, what you did
370
00:21:34,329 --> 00:21:41,009
was ruin the closest I have
come to real phenomena in years!
371
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:45,305
You panicked.
372
00:21:45,316 --> 00:21:47,196
And I thought you were a pro.
373
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,710
Hey, Phil, sorry to bother.
374
00:22:05,503 --> 00:22:07,083
You got a minute?
375
00:22:07,538 --> 00:22:09,204
Miss Stans, you're killing me
376
00:22:09,215 --> 00:22:11,085
and it's a slow, boring death.
377
00:22:11,452 --> 00:22:13,702
Where's the sexy, salacious
stuff from your books?
378
00:22:13,713 --> 00:22:16,753
My... my books are
peer-reviewed accounts
379
00:22:16,764 --> 00:22:18,634
rooted in historical fact. There's...
380
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,049
I mean there's...
381
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,730
nothing sexy about them.
382
00:22:22,854 --> 00:22:27,274
Our research promised murder,
blood, bodies, necrophagia!
383
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,190
I had to look up that last one.
384
00:22:29,585 --> 00:22:31,205
None of that is in my book.
385
00:22:31,356 --> 00:22:34,396
Look, I am shooting
this to go in between
386
00:22:34,407 --> 00:22:36,157
infomercials for canine diet pills
387
00:22:36,284 --> 00:22:38,904
and a copper bracelet
that cures irritable bowel.
388
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,945
I need something flashy
to keep people watching.
389
00:22:42,076 --> 00:22:44,406
Grace was a remarkable girl
390
00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:46,797
and her real story deserves to be told.
391
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,079
How about I write what I need on cards.
392
00:22:49,531 --> 00:22:50,827
Would you read those?
393
00:22:50,838 --> 00:22:52,539
You want me to lie?
394
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:54,643
It's called acting.
395
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:03,433
Don't fart around, Denny.
396
00:23:03,444 --> 00:23:05,492
Get the van loaded and get out of there.
397
00:23:05,503 --> 00:23:07,186
There's some weird shit going on.
398
00:23:07,479 --> 00:23:09,999
Fine by me. This place
gives me the creeps.
399
00:23:23,456 --> 00:23:25,036
Ileana?
400
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:50,806
I'm here. For him.
401
00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:53,760
Um, for who?
402
00:23:54,278 --> 00:23:55,868
Oh!
403
00:23:59,601 --> 00:24:00,982
Sorry, kid.
404
00:24:00,993 --> 00:24:02,863
She's just as scary in daylight.
405
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:07,611
Boo!
406
00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:09,382
Did you bring August's phone thing?
407
00:24:09,393 --> 00:24:11,063
Yep.
408
00:24:22,265 --> 00:24:23,476
Auggie!
409
00:24:24,267 --> 00:24:25,897
Auggie! Is that it?
410
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,541
It works like sonar
411
00:24:36,112 --> 00:24:38,742
keying into micro-changes
in air density.
412
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,650
It beeps faster the
closer we get to the object
413
00:24:43,661 --> 00:24:45,671
that's returning the signal.
414
00:25:17,945 --> 00:25:20,278
We came to see if you heard the noises.
415
00:25:20,289 --> 00:25:21,950
It always starts like this.
416
00:25:21,961 --> 00:25:24,341
Whispers. And then the talking,
417
00:25:24,410 --> 00:25:26,710
but it's in a language
we don't understand.
418
00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:28,379
And then the screaming.
419
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:46,338
Any idea what's on the
other side of this wall?
420
00:25:46,349 --> 00:25:47,769
It's just a closet.
421
00:26:34,137 --> 00:26:35,677
Sounds Indo-European.
422
00:26:36,413 --> 00:26:39,040
Probably... German?
423
00:26:41,445 --> 00:26:42,985
Oh, yeah!
424
00:26:43,563 --> 00:26:45,063
Oh, my.
425
00:26:45,074 --> 00:26:46,534
What is it?
426
00:26:46,919 --> 00:26:49,549
Is it some sort of strange ritual?
427
00:26:51,562 --> 00:26:53,102
In a manner of speaking.
428
00:26:54,051 --> 00:26:58,372
It appears you have two
immortal souls engaged in the...
429
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,705
hunka-chunka.
430
00:27:07,571 --> 00:27:09,911
August has got to be kidding.
431
00:27:10,558 --> 00:27:12,978
Old-time tech seems to work
better with these things.
432
00:27:15,396 --> 00:27:17,646
Hello?
433
00:27:20,995 --> 00:27:22,455
It's Duran Duran.
434
00:27:22,954 --> 00:27:25,334
They want you to know they're
still hungry like the wolf.
435
00:27:32,163 --> 00:27:33,993
I can't believe we
have to do it this way.
436
00:27:41,672 --> 00:27:44,082
♪ Grace, Grace ♪
437
00:27:45,009 --> 00:27:47,759
♪ Teeth and lace ♪
438
00:27:48,679 --> 00:27:53,899
♪ Eyes of black and soulless face ♪
439
00:28:00,191 --> 00:28:01,701
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah. Keep going.
440
00:28:01,817 --> 00:28:03,357
That got her attention.
441
00:28:05,512 --> 00:28:10,602
♪ Grace, Grace, teeth and lace ♪
442
00:28:11,035 --> 00:28:15,455
♪ Eyes of black and soulless face ♪
443
00:28:16,791 --> 00:28:20,801
♪ Hide your loved
ones, hide your dears ♪
444
00:28:21,545 --> 00:28:25,965
♪ She'll eat your sons
and drink your tears ♪
445
00:28:35,101 --> 00:28:36,561
Grace?
446
00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:42,396
What do you need?
447
00:28:45,402 --> 00:28:46,942
Grace...
448
00:28:47,822 --> 00:28:49,332
what do you want?
449
00:28:50,239 --> 00:28:52,199
I'm hungry!
450
00:28:58,726 --> 00:29:00,226
Huh.
451
00:29:00,918 --> 00:29:02,508
Not unlike the wolf.
452
00:29:06,507 --> 00:29:08,257
Um, oh,
453
00:29:08,384 --> 00:29:09,924
gee, I don't know. Um...
454
00:29:10,454 --> 00:29:12,752
Did you try turning them off
and turning them on again?
455
00:29:12,763 --> 00:29:14,843
You need to tell us
how to turn them off.
456
00:29:14,974 --> 00:29:17,684
They're handling the on
switch very well on their own.
457
00:29:18,038 --> 00:29:20,248
Okay, let me do some digging. Um...
458
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,719
the address is in the file?
459
00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:24,030
Yes. Baumgartner, Ted and Diane.
460
00:29:24,413 --> 00:29:26,045
All right. I'll hit you back.
461
00:29:28,487 --> 00:29:30,027
Oh, boy.
462
00:29:32,565 --> 00:29:34,315
There it is.
463
00:29:34,326 --> 00:29:36,156
Uh, excuse me.
464
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:38,540
Are you Willa Stans?
465
00:29:38,789 --> 00:29:40,959
I... I am, actually.
466
00:29:42,126 --> 00:29:43,666
Oh, my God.
467
00:29:44,253 --> 00:29:46,373
I am a big fan.
468
00:29:46,505 --> 00:29:48,885
I... I literally just
finished your book.
469
00:29:49,633 --> 00:29:51,213
The one on the practical
naming conventions
470
00:29:51,343 --> 00:29:52,963
of pubs in the northeast.
471
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:54,635
Well, thank you!
472
00:29:55,389 --> 00:29:57,479
Oh, it's... it's... it's
so nice to meet someone
473
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,150
who appreciates the, you know,
474
00:29:59,268 --> 00:30:00,728
game of telephone that history plays.
475
00:30:00,853 --> 00:30:02,143
So often people just want the gossip.
476
00:30:02,271 --> 00:30:03,861
They rarely want the truth.
477
00:30:03,981 --> 00:30:06,401
Oh, not me. Huge truth guy here.
478
00:30:06,525 --> 00:30:08,065
I wrote a book about the Wexfords.
479
00:30:08,194 --> 00:30:10,234
These TV people wanted me
to talk about it, but...
480
00:30:11,155 --> 00:30:14,485
just the florid legends,
not the truth behind them.
481
00:30:15,993 --> 00:30:17,573
We should talk.
482
00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:24,746
Yeah. Pretty sure the warranty's expired
483
00:30:24,877 --> 00:30:26,757
on this bad boy.
484
00:30:27,231 --> 00:30:28,821
I need to get Grace alone.
485
00:30:29,456 --> 00:30:31,206
You think you could
distract this TV crew
486
00:30:31,332 --> 00:30:32,832
with a shiny object or something?
487
00:30:35,971 --> 00:30:37,771
Or something.
488
00:30:41,810 --> 00:30:43,360
Okay, are we rolling? Can we go?
489
00:30:45,564 --> 00:30:47,604
Very quiet, please! We're rolling here.
490
00:30:50,027 --> 00:30:51,567
Who is making that sound?
491
00:30:54,907 --> 00:30:56,447
That's the rhyme.
492
00:30:57,233 --> 00:30:58,733
It's the Grace rhyme.
493
00:30:58,744 --> 00:31:00,204
Oh, my God. Are you rolling?
494
00:31:00,329 --> 00:31:02,419
Holy crap! Who the hell is that?
495
00:31:03,707 --> 00:31:05,565
It's her. It's Grace.
496
00:31:05,576 --> 00:31:07,116
Tell me you're getting this!
497
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,470
Can you communicate? Can you hear us?
498
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:14,290
- Yeah, we're good for sound.
- Not us! Her!
499
00:31:14,301 --> 00:31:16,261
Oh, my God! She's gone!
500
00:31:17,137 --> 00:31:19,137
Grace!
501
00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,926
There she is!
502
00:31:24,937 --> 00:31:27,477
This is what the real thing
feels like, people. Let's go!
503
00:31:57,983 --> 00:31:59,893
Kit! Kit!
504
00:32:00,592 --> 00:32:02,712
Damn it! Where'd she go?
505
00:32:03,548 --> 00:32:05,008
Where the hell are you going?
506
00:32:05,019 --> 00:32:07,858
We have three hours 'til daylight
and half a call sheet to shoot.
507
00:32:07,956 --> 00:32:09,506
Forget the call sheet.
508
00:32:09,648 --> 00:32:11,778
For the first time in
years I am on the cusp
509
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:16,160
of genuine autonomous locomotion
of a trans-spatial being.
510
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,290
Genuine doesn't matter. We need content.
511
00:32:19,301 --> 00:32:21,051
Oh, we're going to generate content,
512
00:32:21,785 --> 00:32:23,575
even if it means spending
the rest of the night
513
00:32:23,704 --> 00:32:25,114
away from that house.
514
00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:28,877
Suit up, boys. Now is
not the time to fear.
515
00:32:29,001 --> 00:32:31,881
Now is the time for men to be men,
516
00:32:32,004 --> 00:32:34,674
to stare into the darkness... Whoa!
517
00:32:34,798 --> 00:32:36,678
Oh, are you guys looking for Grace?
518
00:32:37,634 --> 00:32:40,198
You... you saw the she-beast?
519
00:32:40,457 --> 00:32:43,535
She... yes! Yeah. It was terrifying!
520
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,850
Luxuriant black hair, bitching nails,
521
00:32:45,976 --> 00:32:47,766
killer boots like she just
came out of a Hot Topic.
522
00:32:48,194 --> 00:32:49,641
That's her!
523
00:32:49,652 --> 00:32:51,402
Show me to her lair!
524
00:32:51,615 --> 00:32:53,375
Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah. This way.
525
00:32:54,109 --> 00:32:55,859
She wasn't really a she-beast.
526
00:32:56,528 --> 00:32:58,578
Grace Wexford was just a girl.
527
00:32:59,156 --> 00:33:00,736
Two hundred years ago her father died.
528
00:33:00,952 --> 00:33:03,332
She rushed home to make sure
that he was buried with a locket
529
00:33:03,369 --> 00:33:05,289
that held the image
of his deceased wife,
530
00:33:05,412 --> 00:33:07,372
Grace's mother. Now,
she also had an uncle,
531
00:33:07,498 --> 00:33:09,538
who inherited the
Wexford business holdings.
532
00:33:10,626 --> 00:33:12,876
He wanted to speed things up,
533
00:33:13,337 --> 00:33:14,797
so he planted his brother
534
00:33:14,922 --> 00:33:16,302
before he even reached room temperature.
535
00:33:16,544 --> 00:33:18,164
So, when Grace got there...
536
00:33:18,175 --> 00:33:21,175
When she got there, her dad was
already six feet under, so...
537
00:33:21,929 --> 00:33:24,019
Grace grabbed a shovel
and she started digging.
538
00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:26,672
To fulfill her father's wish.
539
00:33:26,683 --> 00:33:28,473
Yeah, but the jerk
uncle called the sheriff.
540
00:33:28,602 --> 00:33:30,142
Now, in the process of arresting Grace,
541
00:33:30,270 --> 00:33:32,940
he slapped her really hard
and cut his hand on her teeth.
542
00:33:33,365 --> 00:33:35,865
It got infected, he died
543
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,488
and poor Grace created a
legend. You know the rest.
544
00:33:39,530 --> 00:33:41,700
Grace, Grace, teeth and lace.
545
00:33:41,824 --> 00:33:44,994
It's the rhyme.
It's the one that summons her.
546
00:33:45,661 --> 00:33:48,251
It turned an innocent girl
into a monstrous legend.
547
00:33:48,758 --> 00:33:50,988
Legends are a lot sexier than the truth.
548
00:33:57,788 --> 00:33:59,288
So they changed the words to the lullaby
549
00:33:59,299 --> 00:34:00,849
her father sang to her?
550
00:34:01,464 --> 00:34:03,084
Kids can be mean, huh?
551
00:34:03,095 --> 00:34:05,595
So, the taunt turns her into
what the world expects of her.
552
00:34:07,516 --> 00:34:09,476
How do I remind her who she really is?
553
00:34:22,322 --> 00:34:24,482
I'm not sure I know what
a win is in this situation.
554
00:34:25,015 --> 00:34:26,854
This isn't a demon.
555
00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:30,695
It isn't a lost soul.
It's just two people...
556
00:34:30,706 --> 00:34:32,812
doin'... that thang.
557
00:34:32,823 --> 00:34:34,323
Mm.
558
00:34:34,334 --> 00:34:38,544
Hard to know whether to
conjure Dr. Ruth or Barry White.
559
00:34:39,548 --> 00:34:42,048
I feel terrible. This is
Ted and Diane's retirement
560
00:34:42,176 --> 00:34:44,136
we're dealing with here.
561
00:34:44,595 --> 00:34:47,635
Seems a pity to destroy a
love as enduring as this.
562
00:34:49,266 --> 00:34:50,896
They don't come along that often.
563
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:01,930
Mercy, mercy me.
564
00:35:35,938 --> 00:35:38,818
♪ Grace, Grace ♪
565
00:35:39,608 --> 00:35:42,108
♪ Teeth and lace ♪
566
00:35:42,945 --> 00:35:48,695
♪ Eyes of black and soulless face ♪
567
00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:53,819
♪ Hide your loved ones ♪
568
00:35:53,830 --> 00:35:56,250
♪ Hide your dears ♪
569
00:35:56,688 --> 00:36:02,398
♪ She'll eat your sons
and drink your... ♪
570
00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:04,872
♪ Tears ♪
571
00:36:45,716 --> 00:36:47,426
I know who you are, Grace.
572
00:36:49,052 --> 00:36:50,632
Who you really are.
573
00:36:51,263 --> 00:36:52,883
The legends made you this way.
574
00:36:55,267 --> 00:36:57,357
But maybe the truth can turn you back.
575
00:37:00,439 --> 00:37:03,819
♪ Grace, Grace ♪
576
00:37:04,568 --> 00:37:07,238
♪ Dressed in lace ♪
577
00:37:08,405 --> 00:37:11,155
♪ Eyes of blue ♪
578
00:37:11,950 --> 00:37:14,830
♪ An angel's face ♪
579
00:37:16,665 --> 00:37:19,875
♪ Oh, my loved one ♪
580
00:37:20,751 --> 00:37:23,341
♪ Hide your tears ♪
581
00:37:24,921 --> 00:37:27,801
♪ Papa's back ♪
582
00:37:28,467 --> 00:37:31,467
♪ To hold you, dear ♪
583
00:37:34,931 --> 00:37:37,851
♪ Grace, Grace ♪
584
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,820
♪ Leave this place ♪
585
00:37:42,689 --> 00:37:45,069
♪ Tears and years ♪
586
00:37:46,109 --> 00:37:49,739
♪ Your sins erased ♪
587
00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:54,815
♪ Sleep forever ♪
588
00:37:54,926 --> 00:37:58,636
♪ Sleep in peace ♪
589
00:37:59,057 --> 00:38:03,137
♪ Yesterday's a dream ♪
590
00:38:04,002 --> 00:38:05,752
♪ Released ♪
591
00:39:12,571 --> 00:39:15,201
Well, I think that went pretty well.
592
00:39:15,866 --> 00:39:18,190
You did good, Kit. Really.
593
00:39:19,911 --> 00:39:21,461
God, Luke.
594
00:39:21,788 --> 00:39:24,146
Luke? Luke.
595
00:39:24,332 --> 00:39:26,082
I swear, it was like old times.
596
00:39:26,321 --> 00:39:28,951
I was hearing the voices,
597
00:39:28,962 --> 00:39:31,622
Grace whispering sweet things in my ear.
598
00:39:32,466 --> 00:39:34,796
The real thing. For just a second,
599
00:39:34,926 --> 00:39:39,346
it wasn't about me, or the
sponsors, or the network.
600
00:39:39,587 --> 00:39:41,547
Or those clearance people
who won't let me make
601
00:39:41,558 --> 00:39:45,058
the pop cultural references
about or
602
00:39:45,187 --> 00:39:46,857
that make my show special!
603
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,540
It was about...
604
00:39:49,551 --> 00:39:51,261
them.
605
00:39:52,068 --> 00:39:53,858
Those people in the dark.
606
00:39:55,892 --> 00:39:57,442
God, I miss them.
607
00:39:58,116 --> 00:40:00,457
- Me, too.
- And this lady?
608
00:40:01,234 --> 00:40:04,487
She's got all the makings of a
successful associate producer.
609
00:40:04,678 --> 00:40:06,138
Oh. Yay.
610
00:40:06,426 --> 00:40:07,907
This, uh, real estate stuff
611
00:40:07,918 --> 00:40:10,536
isn't for you. You give me a call.
612
00:40:10,547 --> 00:40:12,507
Mm. Mm-hm.
613
00:40:16,204 --> 00:40:18,164
Tempting offer.
614
00:40:18,887 --> 00:40:20,790
Nah. I have a feeling
615
00:40:20,801 --> 00:40:22,591
this real estate thing's gonna work out.
616
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,310
I was thinking the same thing.
617
00:40:26,561 --> 00:40:28,771
- I gotta run.
- Okay. See ya.
618
00:40:36,905 --> 00:40:39,535
- Are you sure?
- Our research guy is the best.
619
00:40:39,991 --> 00:40:42,274
He found the story of
Captain Jurgen Schroeder.
620
00:40:42,846 --> 00:40:44,130
German immigrant.
621
00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:46,601
He built this place
for his wife, Gisela,
622
00:40:46,665 --> 00:40:48,205
around 1870.
623
00:40:48,834 --> 00:40:50,914
- Jurgen was lost at sea.
- Oh.
624
00:40:51,044 --> 00:40:53,334
In a shipwreck on a Saturday night.
625
00:40:53,879 --> 00:40:56,831
And Gisela spent the rest
of her life here, just...
626
00:40:56,842 --> 00:40:59,972
standing at that window,
waiting for her love to return.
627
00:41:00,095 --> 00:41:02,135
Hm. And, in that spirit,
628
00:41:02,264 --> 00:41:04,384
it appears that every Saturday night
629
00:41:04,808 --> 00:41:07,018
their immortal souls are reunited
630
00:41:07,561 --> 00:41:09,441
in their trysting place.
631
00:41:10,355 --> 00:41:12,315
Well, that's just so precious.
632
00:41:13,233 --> 00:41:15,393
So, how do we get them to stop?
633
00:41:16,176 --> 00:41:17,505
We don't.
634
00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:19,436
We pivot!
635
00:41:19,636 --> 00:41:20,935
We embrace them.
636
00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:24,156
Jurgen and Gisela are
real, their love is
637
00:41:24,202 --> 00:41:26,452
elemental, authentic.
638
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:29,750
It's exactly what millennials
are looking for... experiences,
639
00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:31,415
not just destinations.
640
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,451
Jurgen and Gisela's story
nails all the key touchpoints
641
00:41:34,462 --> 00:41:35,922
this premium-focused demographic
642
00:41:36,047 --> 00:41:38,427
demands of a bespoke travel experience.
643
00:41:39,426 --> 00:41:42,136
They... like the hunka-chunka?
644
00:41:43,179 --> 00:41:45,269
They value the authenticity
645
00:41:45,390 --> 00:41:47,400
the hunka-chunka brings to the table.
646
00:41:47,851 --> 00:41:51,941
You're offering a unique
combo of glamping and...
647
00:41:52,063 --> 00:41:53,523
humping.
648
00:41:53,869 --> 00:41:55,049
Glumping.
649
00:41:55,442 --> 00:41:58,032
Think about it: A love that never dies.
650
00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,740
It's the greatest waterborne love story
651
00:41:59,891 --> 00:42:02,521
since Rose showed Jack
the door in Titanic.
652
00:42:02,736 --> 00:42:05,316
He crosses the oceans and the ages
653
00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:07,094
to come home to her.
654
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,445
There's something about home.
655
00:42:09,748 --> 00:42:11,458
It's the ultimate romantic getaway.
656
00:42:13,919 --> 00:42:16,469
We'd need some kind of
authentication, wouldn't we?
657
00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,162
- And... and publicity.
- Yeah.
658
00:42:18,173 --> 00:42:19,923
Lots of publicity.
659
00:42:20,508 --> 00:42:23,468
As it happens, I know a guy who knows...
660
00:42:24,128 --> 00:42:25,156
a guy.
661
00:42:26,156 --> 00:42:29,786
Next on Spirit Stalkers:
Paranormal P. I.:
662
00:42:30,268 --> 00:42:32,858
Our most provocative episode yet.
663
00:42:33,281 --> 00:42:35,804
I'm bringing my gift
664
00:42:35,815 --> 00:42:37,395
to the coastal bed and breakfast
665
00:42:37,406 --> 00:42:39,656
where a timeless love burns bright
666
00:42:39,903 --> 00:42:42,313
and the ghosts are wearing sheets
667
00:42:42,447 --> 00:42:43,907
in a whole new way.
668
00:42:46,952 --> 00:42:49,422
Keep it here. I'm Kit Rampart
669
00:42:49,617 --> 00:42:52,207
and 'para-nookie'
670
00:42:52,248 --> 00:42:53,788
is coming up next.
671
00:42:56,276 --> 00:43:01,276
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