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MTV.

- We're back!

It's Season 16,
and this time around,

we're doing things
a little bit different.

- Cue the music, because
the show is about to start!

My name is Q,
and I am the one and only

letter of the alphabet that
you need to know from now on.

Q is an artist.

Q is a diva.

Q is beyond.

First one in feels correct.

Q is known for fashion,
and everything is made by me.

I look good in this mirror too.

I will serve a look
at every event that I'm at.

I walk in, and I'm the grandest
person in the room...

Always, guaranteed.

My gosh.

I've dreamt of this moment.

I don't know who's
coming in after me.

But they better have
some looks to turn,

because I just turned it.

I feel the presence of the
Season 16 winner in this room.

- Yer!

The natural disaster
has arrived.

My name is Xunami Muse.

Xunami always looks like
she's stepped

straight out of a runway.

Anything that Xunami wears,
it's always...

- Hello.
- Hello. Hello.

- Wow.

I'm Xunami, Xunami Muse.

- Kandy...
- Muse.

- What? Muse.

- Yes, that's my drag mom.

Kandy is the aggressive muse
and I'm the graceful muse.

She's more "" and I'm more...

You'll see. Watch.

Where are you from?

- I'm from Kansas City.

- I've been doing drag
in New York.

I'm originally from Panama.

I am of African, Indigenous,
and Hispanic descent.

That comes out
through my drag a lot.

I'm like a great mix
of Beyoncé and Celia Cruz.

- So what kind of drag
do you do mostly?

- I am definitely a performer.

But I'm also a model.

OK.

- Yes.

I'm signed with an
agency in New York.

She's a professional.

I wonder what kind of other
girls we're going to get.

Girl!

Hopefully some cute ones,
like us.

- Hopefully no more
TikTok people.

- Don't be sleeping on them.

Some of them TikTokers be
pulling the... the checks.

- Yeah, but then, you know,
they can't perform.

- Ooh!

- Wait a second.

This place doesn't have a bidet.

I'm Amanda Tori Meating.

I'm blonde, glamorous,
and selling it

for a very fair price
on Hollywood Boulevard.

Amanda Tori Meating comes from
all the times I've been called

into the boss's office,
thinking,

"Fuck, I'm about
to get fired."

But then I walk out
with a big, fat promotion.

And they can put a ding
right there.

Ding!

- Executive realness.

- Girl.
Secretary.

- Right.
- Hey, divas!

- Hi!
- Hi!

- What's up?

- Yes.

- Hi, gorgeous.

- Amanda's look is
interesting, for sure.

What kind of drag do you do?

- Good drag.
- Ooh!

Good drag.

- I was going to be like,
"You sure?" But I'm kidding.

I'm kidding!

I'm kidding!

I can't help myself.

Listen, I've just been
waiting so long to be here.

So I've got to take
in the moment...

- OK, you got to take it all.
- You know what I mean?

- Because you're not going
to be here that long.

I'm just kidding.

- Just kidding!

My drag style is bright colors,

dramatic shoulders.

There's an '80s influence.

I love drama in the outfit.

- She keeps
looking back, like...

- She's like, who's next?

- Where's the next bitch?

- She's ready.

She's like, I'm tired of these cunts!

- Well, just... just you.

- Hola, muchachos!

The beauty
and the booty is here.

My name is Morphine Love Dion.

I am the Latina goddess
of Miami, Florida...

The absolute perra,

and I'm here to heat things up.

- Show us the nails.

Show us the nails.
OK.

Yes!

- My drag is all about the mug.

Makeup always has to be
100 mug, Iana Dupree.

And also showing off my ass
as much as I possibly can.

- For a second I thought
I was the body girl,

then she walked in.

- I am the body girl.

My voluptuous, juicy ass
is 100% natural.

And by that I mean, BBL.

My God!

- You know what?

My God.

Xunami Muse, she is actually
one of my really good friends.

When I go to New York,
we kiki really hard.

- This is my girl, OK.

- Girl, we go way back.

- Girl!

Morphine is a great
performing artist

and she is always
mugged, beautiful.

She is one to watch.

- What kind of drag do you do?

- I do it all.
I'm a dancer.

- She's a great dancer.

- I'm a mug queen.

When you're at
a Morphine Love show,

people are just
absolutely enticed.

And they cannot get their eyes
off of me because of all

this beauty, obviously.

Wait, who said
they were the body?

Because girl...

- This one.

- OK.
- OK.

OK.

- Not... not the real body.

- I love the double-A cups,
babe.

Thank you.

- So cunt.

It's Season 16, and you're
wearing a breastplate

and you see the neckline?

At least hide it
with a necklace or something.

I mean, that's just me.

I don't judge, but I'm judging.

I'm really excited to be here.

I see top four right here.

You know why?

- I'm just kidding.
I don't.

Sorry, babe.

- Ooh.

- Girl, what the fuck?
- I'm scared.

- I think this place is haunted!

I'm Sapphira Cristál and I'm
Philadelphia's crown jewel.

- Ooh!

You better slow-motion stop.

- Give it to us.
- You better.

- My hair is big.

My drag is big.

More is more,
and bigger is better.

Hello, gorgeous!

- You spooked us out
with that spooky number.

- Yeah.
- Well...

- Are you a singer?
- I am.

- She's an opera singer.

- I'm an opera singer.

My God!

- I sing jazz. I sing opera.

I sing R&B.
If it's singing, I can do it.

Damn it!

My performance strengths are,
I host, I sing, I dance,

I do comedy, I act.

What aren't
my performance strengths?

That's a... that's a shorter list.

- She's going to be some
tough competition, I see it.

- Me?
- Yes, you.

- I... I am...

There is no competition.

Sapphira Cristál is
a living, breathing, walking,

talking, moving miracle.

Check that.

- Ooh.

- I hope you trash bags
are ready to lose.

- OK.

My name is Mirage,
and I am known

as the "Legs of Las Vegas."

I am feeling like
a bad bitch, because

I just called everybody trash.

I hear the whispers.

- And I am choosing
not to address them.

My drag is very, like, colorful.

It's kind of like a stripper
who shops at Claire's.

- Wow.
- Yes, ma'am.

Ooh!

- I pull a lot of my
inspiration from Vegas...

Like feathers,
and the stripper shoe,

and big, giant titties.

- Hi!

- How are you, guys?
- Hi.

- Xunami.
- Yes?

- Sickening.
- Ooh!

- I follow you on Instagram.
Think you're gorg.

- Do I follow you back?
- I don't know.

- Morphine, girl,
I follow you too.

- Really?

- Yes!

- I love the bracelets
and everything.

- Thanks.
I made them.

- You made the bracelets?

- It's giving eccentric,
chaotic allure.

- I've heard chaotic
more than once.

I'll take it.
I'll take it.

- She is like if a Crayola
box melted and you went...

on the... on the wall, bitch.

But she looks great.

- Rise and shine, motherfuckers.

It's Dawn.

- Ooh, she's got a potty mouth.

- I'm Dawn,
and I'm the ethereal elf

goddess of Brooklyn.

Dawn is known
for turning big looks.

Dawn is known for silhouettes.

Dawn is known for extravagant,
never before seen.

I feel so pussy!

I make all my own clothes.

I style all my own wigs.

I design everything.
How are you?

- How are you?
- How are you?

I've followed you forever.

- I know.
- You too.

This!

- Stun.
- It's so good.

It's just some looks.

- Subtle, simple.

I know that Q is
an amazing seamstress.

I know that she is a designer.

And I know that she makes drag.

So I'm excited to go
head-to-head with her.

Give me it.

Let's go!

Let's battle.

Whoo!

Whoo!
- Girl.

- She done already
done had herses.

- Already?
What?

- Yeah.
- My God. OK.

- Immediately when I hear
the Rumail,

I'm like, my God.
Split the mirror.

- If you know the history
of "Drag Race,"

if you have watched
the show, Tamar,

you know what's happening
right now.

- Hey, Ladykins.

- Whoo!

- It's Mama Ru.

And girl, I'm here
to spill the tea.

- Yes.

- Stomp like a glamazon,

set your pussy on fire.

- Ooh!

- 'Cause queen, queer,
butch, or femme,

the House of Love
will always win.

- Yes, girl.
- It will!

- Yes, bitch.

- Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

- I love the little outfit.

Giving train conductor.

- Yes, we're going to be
pulling a train later.

- Whoo! Whoo!

My God. HR.

My God.

My queens, welcome
to "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

Season 16.

Wow!

- From this moment on, you will
forever be one of my girls.

Your mission,
if you choose to accept it,

is to spread your charisma,
uniqueness,

nerve, and talent around
the mother-tucking world.

- Yes.

- But you've already
done that, haven't you?

- You know.

- Now, as the first
seven queens to arrive,

I must warn you.

Several many twists,
turns, tantrums...

- Ope.
- And tiaras lie ahead.

But in the end, the winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

will receive a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics...

- OK.

- Plus, a gag-worthy
grand prize of $200,000,

served by Cash App.

- Yes!

- $200,000!

Whoo!

- Yes, bitch.

- Ladykins, are you
ready for your close-up?

Yes.

- I am.

- For your first
photoshoot, you need

to sashay your way to my
front porch, ring my bell...

And pose the house down...

Literally.

Oops!

Gotta run.

I'm expecting a big package.

Pit crew!

- Bitch, I'm gagged!

I know it's not just
going to be a photoshoot.

RuPaul has something
up her sleeve for us.

- This is Season 16.

The competition has
officially started.

Let the games begin.

- Yes!

RuPaul's Drag Race.

Na-na-na-na-na.

RuPaul's Drag Race,
may the best drag queen,

best drag queen win.

Best drag queen win.

Here comes trouble.

- The photoshoot mini
challenge is about to start.

And bitch,
I'm a little confused.

Very quaint.

I see no RuPaul.

And I'm not liking that.

- Hey, Amanda,
I'd invite you in,

but I just shampooed
the carpets.

I'm just looking at you
from the camera.

I'm looking at you right now.

- I know whatever camera
they got on that front door,

it's not taking a pretty
photo of me today.

- So why don't you hit
some poses?

You can pose on my front porch.

Ooh, I love what you're wearing.

Why don't you sell that outfit?

Make me a satisfied customer.

Use those knockers.

I use these knockers
all the time.

- I mean,
the knocker on my door.

Listen.

I don't really consider
myself much of a model.

But I definitely
look sickening and slay.

So if the camera captures that,
then I guess I'm a model.

- Come closer.

Closer.

- Is this close enough?

Back up.

Back up, girl.

Say hello to the folks in
the neighborhood for me, OK?

- OK. RuPaul said hello.

- Freeze!

Freeze!

Nobody move!

- I am making a citizen arrest.

- I know Love Connie.

And that dusty old bitch
comes up to me out of nowhere.

Listen, this is my moment.

I want to have it!

- Lloyd, call the cops
right now!

There is another white woman
in this neighborhood.

- Now, you're Q.
Is that right?

- That's right.
That's right, ma'am.

- What does the Q stand for?
Queef?

No!

- Why don't we have
some picture time?

- You just hear Ru
talking to you,

and it's just like,
what do you want from me?

- Give us your best
American Gothic.

- Trying to make sense
of what he's saying,

but also be coy
and... and look good.

- Point to the favorite
part of your body.

Not in my backyard.

- Am I just doing anything?

- I'm looking at you, Xunami.

Hi.

- Come up to the front door.

Let me get a good look at you.

Gorgeous.

- I know.

Listen, the first challenge
being a photoshoot,

I have high hopes for myself.

I'm ready to pose
the house down, boots!

Mother!

I don't know.

Please don't use that.

How about I rake your leaves?

That's nice.

So why don't you pose
with the rake?

So it's Xunami, not Tsunami?

- Xunami, like the wave.

I mean, honestly,
you got the $200,000,

so it can be whatever
you want it to be.

This ain't no model home.

This is a supermodel home.

- Girl, that was fun.

I want to do it again.

- She's back!

- Girl, I cannot wait
to get out of drag.

- I think it's exciting
to see what

some of these little queens
look like out of this geish.

- This is 40 inches
of human hair.

- And maybe
they're surprised by me.

I go from cunty
to, like, this little egg.

A cute little egg though.

You look so scary right now.

- What do you mean, dear?

- Like the Cryptkeeper!

- So you're familiar
with my work?

- No.

- You bitch!

Who is this?

- To be honest,
I was kind of hoping

I'd get dunked in a pool.

But making an ass out of myself
on a front porch is fun too.

Excuse me!

I have bacon.

- What kind of bacon you got?

- Vegan.

- Bitch, you better get
off my front porch.

- OK.

- I ain't studying
no vegan bacon.

Are you vegan?

- I actually think
we should let animals vote.

- And who do you think
they would vote for?

- Not you.

OK.

- I'm here to make Ru laugh.
That's it.

- Pose with the hose.

Pose with the hose.
Pose with the hose.

Yes!

- Not my first time.

- No, it's not.

There goes the neighborhood.

- Lloyd, there's a clown
on the front yard next door!

Ick!
Get away from me!

Ick!
- But what if I didn't?

- Get away from me, wildebeest!
- But what if I didn't?

Wildebeest!

- Wildebeest!

- Are you the morphine
I ordered?

Yeah.

Right... right here, baby.

I'm... just got delivered.

- Prove to me you are morphine.

Pose the house down.

She's got nails and she knows
how to use them.

With those nails on,
do you think you

could sell me that lawn mower?

Sold!

I'll take two.

- I'm going to do this way
so you... so you see my ass.

- That doesn't look
like padding.

- Because it's not.

Look, you can blame
Obama for that.

- You! You, stop!

- Right now...
I got the car started.

You were going to church
at First Baptist.

- I don't like church.

- Church don't like you,
you little heifer heathen!

Get in the car!

- Hey, lady.

Can you grab my mail for me?

Is my mail right down there on
the front stoop right there?

- Yes.
- Is it?

Yeah.

OK, I heard it was going
to be a photoshoot,

and I'm thinking
I got this in the bag.

This is not what
I was expecting at all.

- Nice!

And that ass is holding them up.

- Thank God for my
big, fat, juicy ass,

because these hula hoops would
have hit the floor already.

- My neighbors are jealous
right now.

My God!

OK.

Work it.

Sapphira, you walking up
here like a Jehovah's Witness.

- I'm here to share the good
news that I am stunning!

Yes, honey.

That good front porch light.

- Yeah.

- Ooh!

Ain't nobody robbing you.

I want to see you work this
little sidewalk up in here.

- Work the sidewalk?

- Yeah.

Don't tell me you're a stranger

to working the sidewalk.

OK.

Peek-a-Ru, I see you!

- I'm Sapphira Cristál.

I will pose
for any camera, honey.

It'll be a doorbell camera,
video camera,

photograph camera.

If there's a camera around,
I'm ready for it.

- Ru, I know you're in there.

Come out.

RuPaul, open up!

I know you're in there!

Are you coming out?

Because I got all day.

You know I ain't got no job.

Ms. Paul!

Ru!

- Whoo, girl.

- She's back.
- Ooh!

She's glistening!

- Photoshoot just ends, and
I'm ready to get out of drag!

Finally I can take
this hot-ass thing off.

Now.

- We're all here now.

- We're here.

Everyone is also
getting out of drag.

Hey, y'all.

- Excited to see what
everybody looks like.

- This is a hot group of folk.

They're all so delicious.

- Bangs are not banging,
but that's OK.

- Amanda, I'm shocked about what

she looks like out of drag.

Mainly because
she has great bone

structure, which
didn't really read

when she was wearing makeup.

Is it giving newborn child?

- You know
the peanut butter baby?

- Not the peanut butter baby.

- Whose child is this?

- You're so tiny
without your heels on...

- I know.
I know.

- And your hair.

- I'm just a little guy.

I go from elf to twink.

Like, where's
the confusion here?

- Is anyone scared of any
challenge in particular?

- I mean, I'm kind of scared
at the challenges that are,

like, things I know I'm good at.

- I'm just curious as to what
you might think those things

that you're good at are.

My God.

- I think the other
queens underestimate me.

I'm a studied actress.

I'm a dazzling singer.

I'm a high energy performer.

And I'll be laughing at them
from the winner's circle.

- Hi!

- Hi!
- Hello!

- My queens!

Y'all crazy.

- A little bit.

- But one of you porch pirates
really stole the show.

The winner of today's mini
challenge is...

Sapphira Cristál.

- Whoo!
- Wow.

- Yes, baby!

I knew I was gonna win.

I sure did, I sure did.

- You've won a cash prize
of $2,500.

- Whoa!

- Nice!

- Now, Ladykins,
this week we are

paying tribute to a classic...

MTV's "Spring Break."

- Who forgot to say shantay?

- You better work, bitch.

I hereby crown you
King of the Beach.

That's right.

I've been crowning
winners since 1993.

My God.

I wasn't even born.

- Wow.

- So for your first
maxi challenge,

we are transforming
the main stage into MTV's

"Spring Break" talent show.

- Whoo!

- And the best part?

It's not happening in Florida!

- Hey!
- Yes!

- I am so excited to be
a part of MTV's

"Spring Break" talent show.

I cannot believe that I get
to be a part of this legacy.

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen...

Wait a minute!

There's more.

- I almost forgot.

In addition to
a cash prize of $5,000,

the winner of this
week's challenge

will also receive immunity.

- Ooh!

My God!

- It's back?

- That's right!

Immunity is back.

My God!

- We haven't had
immunity since Season 5.

That is insane.

- Now, you can use
immunity to save yourself

from a future elimination.

Now, racers, start your engines!

And may the best drag queen...

Wait a minute!

- Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!
- Hold up.

One last thing, I promise.

This week,
I will not be judging you.

- What?

- Instead, you'll be
judging each other.

- Ooh.

- Using a peer evaluation system

we're calling Rate-A-Queen.

More about that later.

- RuPaul is throwing
more twists and turns

than the teacup ride
at Disneyland, bitch.

- Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

- Are you kidding me?

- The twistery, girl.

- Bitch, we just met
each other and now

we gotta rate each other?

This takes this
to a whole 'nother level.

- Whoo!

Hey!

Hey!

- So it's a new day, and it
is the first ever elimination

on "RuPaul's Drag Race"
Season 16,

and I am kind of
shitting bricks.

My God.

I'm so nervous.

- OK, so how are we doing
this Rate-A-Queen, mamas?

Like, what is the criterion?

- Who do I have to pay off?

- When it comes
to this Rate-A-Queen,

there are many different ways

that the girls could go, right?

They could vote
based on friendship.

They could vote
based on strategy.

They could vote based on
who loaned them

a rhinestone tank top
for the runway.

- I've already been
rating all the queens

since I got here, so.
- OK.

So are you going to go
by that judgment,

or by how we do tonight?

- Good is good.

- What if my good
isn't your good?

- Good is good.

Wow.

- She's going
on personal feelings.

- Every single thing
in my brain is just like,

what if they hate you?
What if they don't like you?

What if you're in the bottom?

What if they put you
in the bottom?

La, la, la, la... no one wants
to be Porkchop'd.

- I'm sure your good is great.

- Except for when it's not.

- It's failing scores
for all of you.

- I'm about to judge
every one of these people.

- I feel like these girls
are going to be a little bit

shady with the rank-ifying.

They might try
and stuff the ballot box.

- So who has been to the doctor?

Like, to have work?

I've gotten Botox before.

- Botox?

Where?

I don't see it.

The wrinkles are
still there, honey.

She needs to get her money back,

because I don't know
where it went.

- I might have gotten
touched by an angel.

- Dr. BBL?

- Dr. BBL.
- Show us your ass.

- It's... it's not huge.

It's just, you know.

Yes.

- Morphine's like Arby's.

She do got the meats.

- She said it's not huge.

It's just...
- I want that!

- I mean.

- That's what I want!

- I'm the BBL queen.

But my ass looks like two...

Next to Sapphira's ass, bitch.

That's all you?

That's all natural?

- This is all me.

I'm 100% Houston...

- Girl.
- Texas.

- That's a whole truck, bitch.

- When that natural fat
go what it do,

when it do what it do, baby...

- The hell?

- Shut up.

- What is going on now?

Are the other seven
coming in now?

- Do we have a door?

- No one's home.

Hello!

Hello?

Anybody here?

Hi!

Welcome to the neighborhood!

Charlize Theron here.

Holy shit!

Bitch!

It's Aeon Flux!

- Hi.

- I am absolutely shook.

In walks our guest judge this
week, Oscar-winning Charlize,

looking absolutely stunning.

And I have half my eyebrows on.

- I baked you all
a little something.

Yes, I did.

These are Malva puddings
from South Africa,

because I'm from South Africa.

They're a little bit like me.

Could be a little dry,
but super sweet.

- That's cute.

- And if Ru asks, I did
bake them in my lovin' oven.

- An Oscar-winning actress
made little fucking

cakes for us to eat,
and I'm eating

every single one of them.

- Sorry, I'm just staring.

- Stare away, baby.

I mean.

- Look at this outfit!

- Yes, ma'am!

- Whoo!

- J'adore Dior in the house.
- Whoo!

Whoo!

- All right!

- OK, so tell me.
What's going on?

What are you guys doing?
What's happening?

How are you feeling?

- I cannot wait for you
to see the talent show.

- Yes!
- Yes, absolutely.

- So that's the thing
that's really interesting.

You guys have to be,
like, triple threats.

I would be fucked.

Listen, I just wanted to say,

given the climate
in our country right now,

there is a lot of energy
being put towards

your community not existing.

I truly believe that all of that

is coming from a place of fear.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- The beauty
of who you guys are,

what your community brings
to all of us,

and the truth of who you are

and what you represent
will come out.

- Yes!

- So don't give up.

- Thank you for
speaking up for us.

- Thank you.
- Always.

- Thank you.

- I love that
Charlize came here.

She's using her platform
to protect our rights.

It's very affirming,
you know, as an artist

when our allies share
the message of love

that we bring when we do this.

- So shine, be fabulous.

I'm going to leave you
guys now, because I

know you have to work.

- Thank you.

- Can we keep these?

- You can have those.

- So yummy.

- OK, so three things
I want to leave you with.

Good luck.

Don't fuck it up.

And, pit crew?

- Whoo!
- Damn!

- Shit!
- Yes.

So sorry.
So sorry.

- Take her away.

- Bye.

That's so fun!

I'm excited!

- That gave me
the right amount of energy

right before the talent show.

- Who here is from a small town?

- Me.

So I live in Missouri now.

But I grew up in Kansas.

- OK.

- How was it
growing up and being

queer in your small town?

- Honestly, I feel like
it was worse for me

before I came out.

It's always like, are you gay?
Are you gay?

Are you gay?
Are you gay?

No, I like girls.

I promise.

- In middle school,
I dated multiple girls

at once to try to hide
the fact that I was queer.

I kind of have had
to hide from my parents,

like, until this day
kind of, sort of.

- Do they know you do drag?
- They don't know.

- They don't know?
- And I live with them.

- Wait, you live with them and
they don't know you do drag?

- All my life, I lived
like Hannah Montana.

Like...
- Whoa.

- Double.
- Gag!

- I don't want America to be
like, how did they not know?

But I never come home in drag.

I never leave the house in drag.

My parents have never
seen me in drag.

It's very much
the elephant in the room.

They suspect.

- But they don't want
to talk about.

- Don't say shit about it?

- They don't want
to talk about it, yeah.

My goodness.

I think that's common
where people, like,

they don't want
to accept the fact,

so they just build some
truth in their mind

that it doesn't exist.

- Do they know
you're here, or no?

- I don't know how my parents
are going to react to me being

here, you know,
in the biggest television

series in the world.

I'm just ready
to live my life and not

focus on the worry of my
parents catching me anymore.

I'm ready to just be me.

My God!

Are you telling me
I talked to Charlize

like this the whole time?

- Yeah, girl.

- I'm excited.

Let's get fucking going!

Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk.

Head to toe,
let your whole body talk.

- Whoo!

Yes, sherbet.

- Wow.

- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

It's my favorite monster,
Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, you know

you're in the splash zone
tonight, right?

- I've always thought of myself
as more of a squirter.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

- From one atomic blonde
to another,

it's Carson Kressley.

Here's a bombshell, Ru.

I'm only blond up here.

- I'm only blonde up here too.

I never thought about it.

- And the amazing
Charlize Theron.

Welcome!

We are so happy you're here!

- I'm thrilled to be here.

- This week
we challenged our queens

to let it all hang out at MTV's
"Spring Break" talent show.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

Welcome to MTV's
"Spring Break" talent show.

Here's our host, Derrick Barry!

- What?

- Hi, guys.

It's Britney, bitch.

Are y'all ready
to see some talent?

- Yes!

- From Miami, Florida, here's
a shot of Morphine Love Dion.

Go, go, go, go, yeah.

Go, go, go, go, go.

- Yes, bitch.

- Go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go, go, go.

- What?

- Both of my parents are
from Nicaragua,

full-blown Latina sangre,
mi amor.

So I always try to incorporate
my Latino Hispanic culture

in every aspect of my drag.

- Yes!

Yes, bitch!

- Hey!

- Yes!

- Whoo!

- Baby, I told you
she was going to do it.

- It's time
for Amanda Tori Meating.

- Meating's in session.

I'm Amanda Tori Meating,
the C-E-ho of S-E-X.

I want to introduce you
to my best friend.

She and I only just met.

We've got a pretty strong
bond though, you see.

We both just love getting wet.

She's my kitty.

Meow.

My kitty.

Purr.

My kitty.

And I want to
give her a scratch.

It's fun to meet her.

And then you'll greet her.

And then you'll give her
everything she wants and...

Wait, girl.

Where's my kitty?

Have you seen my kitty?

God.

She was just here.

My kitty.

I can't find my kitty.

- I'm allergic to cats.

Ruff.

- Is it over here?

Is it over there?

Is it under that?

My kitty.

Or is it somewhere
on the ground?

So the bus is still running.

Nice!

- Yes, bitch!

- Honey, that performance,
I ate.

I ate it for breakfast,
lunch, and dinner.

- It was cute.

It was OK.

It was.

OK.

I wasn't really living.

- She is going to give us
a freak show.

From Brooklyn,
give it up for Dawn.

- 3, 2, 1.

Commander, I've got
eyes on the crash site in LA.

And... God, no.

There's a creature
in there, and it is

disturbingly, uncomfortably,
horrifyingly

sexy!

What did you think
I was going to be?

Nasty, horrible, ugly, me?

Baby, no, I'm your
favorite dream.

But it's true, it's real,
it's dumb, it's me.

Boring isn't in my blood,
so let's slip

into something fun.

Zebra, check, polka dot,
cheetah print.

It makes me hot.

Herringbone and ocelot,
and yeah, I know, I'm a lot.

Pattern mixing done right,
overstating keeps it tight.

Change your worldview overnight.

And I'm putting up a fight.

I crashed right down
here on your stage to show

you how I stay engaged.

And if you cannot clearly gauge,

we're only on the title page.

I didn't even know
those were in there.

Whee!

A Dawn performance
is very out there.

I'm a little crazy.

I'm a little kooky.

But I'm always going
to try to give it a story.

Game change, sirens on.

Me, deranged, fingers long.

You've reached
the valley of the Dawns.

- I know that in this
competition they love funny

and, you know, that sort
of oddball out of the box.

And she is not disappointing.

- From Kansas City,
she's always on point.

It's Q.

- What the fuck?

- What the hell is that?

- There is a very
fashion side to my drag,

but also, like, very high,
stupid camp to my drag.

I love to make people laugh.

I'm a performer
at the end of the day.

- Yes!

- I would definitely buy
several tickets to the Q show.

- Welcome back to MTV's
"Spring Break" talent show.

Give me more!

From Las Vegas, it's Mirage.

- You think I'm a bitch?

Well, you're not that wrong.

I put your man on a leash.

I put your man on a leash.

Because all men are dogs.

I'm kind of a bitch.

Yeah, the boys all know.

The boys all know.

Came to see ya,
the queen of mean.

Maldita perra.

She's such a bitch.

What a bitch.

She's such a bitch.

I'm not that nice
and I'm not your sis.

- Heel clacking?

Yes, ma'am. More, please.

- The queen of mean.

My drag performance style is
a lot of floor work

and heel clacking.

And a lot of rolling around
on the floor, of course.

The Swiffer of Las Vegas.

Go ahead, get rude.

Call me a, I'll call you a dude.

Chill, I never put
my hands on you.

I'll call up Anetra.

She'll chop you in two.

- Whoo!

She's such a bitch.

She's such a bitch.

Wow.

- Whoo!
- Wow.

- Blowing in from New York City,

it's Xunami Muse!

Shit, I need a mop.

My God!
Are we on "Drag Race"?

Is that RuPaul?
Michelle?

Wait, hold up.

A'ight.

Hello, it's Xunami, NYC.

I'm the new body.

Yeah, I heard that's
what they call me.

Put in work until they saw me.

Out here searching for a win.

If I lose, then it's a robbery.

Think it's time I do the race.

Talladega, Ricky Bobby.

Bitch, I will not be defeated.

Neither underestimated.

All these other
queens were made.

I like to say I was created.

I'm so pussy, pussy.

I know these other
bitches hate it.

I'm the baddest in the building.

And I cannot be debated, bitch.

Wet, you know
this storm is coming.

I just might flood these hoes.

I'm looking like a winner

from my head to my toes.

Her pussy is on fire.

I came to water hoes,
and that's just how it goes.

Xunami Muse.

- Work, bitch!

- Whoo!

- Yes.

- I think I expected a little
more, based on her reputation.

Good job, girl.

- From Philadelphia,
Soprano she better do,

it's Sapphira Cristál.

- I don't think those are
the actual lyrics to the song,

are they?

Brava!

Yes!

- Whoo!

- Yes!

- Incredible.

Grand Dame diva.

- Why were you
pointing at me when

you said "my beloved father"?

- You know why.

- Thanks, Daddy.

- Sapphira, you are so smart
mixing this comedy

with your singing talents.

I lived for it,
but I also hated her for it.

- Another awesome spring break
has come to an end.

Stay tuned for an all-new
episode of "Pimp My Drag Mom."

Bye y'all!

- Whoo!

- Yes, bitch!

Just a little something
that I think I deserve.

Category is RuVeal Yourself.

Up first, Morphine Love Dion.

- Ooh.

Greta Garbo and Monroe.

- Serving turban.

- I'm representing
my city of Miami.

You know, the sun, the heat.

So I'm wearing this designer
couture towel dress.

But you know what?

I have a little surprise.

I start spinning, and I show off

this beautiful bathing suit.

I'm showing my beautiful legs,
and a lot of ass too.

Feeling like I am in Miami.

Swimsuit, Fashion Week, honey.

And I'm ready
for a glass of Prosecco.

- Ooh, she's dry now,
but I'm wet.

Dawn.

Because if you stay Yeti...

You ain't got to get Yeti.

- She's hoping to take
a bite out of drag.

- Tonight I'm giving Bride
of the Abominable Snowman.

My drag is the most
pure embodiment

of my dreams, my creativity.

Look at that!

- Aw!

- So I wanted to bring some
sort of monster creature

to the runway...
A little creature.

Arr! Arr!

- Barb went to Paris.

That's a "Troll" reference.

- Yes.

- She's very troll...
- Yes.

- In a good way.
- Yeah.

- Calling all staff,
there's Amanda Tori Meating.

- Can I do that again?

My God!

You can't put that in.

Whatever.

Leave it in.

I'm a hustler, baby.

I'm always gonna
figure it the fuck out.

- What a doll...

Voodoo doll.

- I got this cunty
Leigh Bowery skin suit

that I unzip to reveal
the purple alien

dominatrix cunt
that lies beneath.

- Essentially, housewife
to interplanetary hooker.

At an Amanda Tori Meating
show, you will always

get tomfoolery, shenanigans,
and an erection lasting

longer than four hours.

- What lies beneath?

A freak!

Xunami Muse.

Come on, Evelyn Champagne King.

- Runway is my thing.

My pride and joy is my walk.

OK.

- From the back.

- She likes it from the back.

- I have been practicing
my walk since I was a kid.

So I try and incorporate
that into my numbers.

That's very who Xunami is.

- Ooh.

This look goes from day,
to dinner, to dungeon.

- OK.
- Yes.

- Freak in the sheets.

- It's Q,

recreating "Snow White
and the Cuntsman."

- My runway look is
very extravagant.

There's just, like, an opulence

to the garments that I make.

The judges, they're
living for my outfit

before I even reveal a surprise.

- I do use a lot of my theater
background in my drag.

And my design background helps
with my attention to detail.

I just love to be that
performer and serve a look.

- She's bugging out.

- Call me Moth-er.

- Well, we survived her runway.

But guys, she laid eggs!

- Mirage.

- How about them Dolphins, bro?

- Miami Dolphins could never.

- I'm giving you
Mirage elevated.

It's glamorous.

It's sexy.

It's sparkling from head to toe,

and do I plan on
revealing myself.

I love all the glam
of, like, showgirl energy.

- OK.

- This outfit was 75% off.

She's trying to hypnotize us.

- God damn it.

I was going to wear that.

Sapphira Cristál.

We have nothing to Sapphira,
but Sapphira herself.

- The grand dame
has arrived, baby.

But guess what, baby.

I'm taking this upper coat off,

because I ain't hiding
nothing up in here.

Whoo!

This playsuit,
it's not no regular-degular

leotard, honey.

This thing is painted
onto my body.

Guess what.

Boom, baby!

Time to let the girls out.

Look at these titties.
Shake them titties.

Shake them titties,
titties, titties.

That's right, baby.

Sapphira is regal,
but she's also a bad bitch.

- Now, Jumbo's Clown Room
is two miles down the street

and take a left.

- Trend alert, bouncing boobs!

- That breastplate
come from Baby Gap?

- Welcome, queens.

This week, your fate lies in
the hands of your competitors.

The judges and I will
provide critiques,

but then it will be up to you
to rate your fellow queens.

Now, it's time for
the judges' critiques.

Up first, Morphine Love Dion.

- Your talent's spectacular,
it was a great performance.

It was dramatic.

I thought you just had
so much charisma on stage.

- RuVeal Yourself,

I loved how you came out,
very old Hollywood.

That moment with the towel
was really cute.

But the reveal...

- We want to be gagged, OK?

I feel like
when we saw the second look,

it was a little, like,
off the rack for me.

- Listen, you are
absolutely stunning,

and I completely disagree.

Absolutely spectacular reveal.

I was fully satisfied.

That ass?

I'm an ass girl.

I was seduced.

- I'm happy
you guys like my ass.

It's au natural.

- Are you sure it's natural?

- Yeah!

I'm the BBL Queen in Miami, so.

- That means it's not natural.

That means you got it sucked out

and shoved in your ass.

- But it's... it's still my fat.

My fat from here that's here.

- Yeah it was just relocated.

- It's like
the Witness Protection Program.

Up next, they call her Dawn.

- Let's talk about your "Valley
of the Dawns" talent number.

It's like sparkle,
Dawn, sparkle!

It's fun and you're
fun to watch,

so I'm very, very drawn to you.

- You're super weird,
super Brooklyn,

super "Everything Everywhere
All at Once."

- And when you came out
in this RuVeal look,

you have LBE...

Lucille Ball Energy.

Yes. Yes.

- OK, like, there's just...
There's kind of a...

A zaniness about you
that is so endearing.

- I love the Barb look.

I love your makeup.

It's very well-blended.

I thought you were
really fun to watch.

Really entertaining.

Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Up next, we're calling
Amanda Tori Meating.

- I had no idea
that was her whole name.

Amanda Tori Meating?

That's hilarious.

I think I like her more now.

- Your reveal was so bizarre
and extraterrestrial-like.

Your body looks amazing.

I think where you're going to
struggle, Amanda, is makeup.

Your eyebrows need to be lifted.

Your eyes need to come out
instead of bringing them in.

And for me, that hair's
just way too small.

- But I think you're probably,
like, a comedy queen.

Your original song,
"My Kitty," super fun.

It was smart and it was sassy.

- Your timing on the lines
and how you lip-synced it,

to me, that's really hard to do.

That's real comedy.

You're talented.

- Your level of energy
on that stage,

it's like you're busting
out of your body.

It was... it was a lot of fun.
- Thank you. Thank you.

- Up next,
from the House of Muse,

Xunami Muse.

- Hi!

- The talent spectacular,
I thought it was

a really great beginning.

I thought that was
so cute and clever,

that set up of, "My God,
is this 'Drag Race'?

Is that Ru?
Is that Michelle?"

- The only issue
for me in that was,

like, you went from
this really high energy

at the beginning of that
song, and then it kind of

went flat and stayed flat.

You were basically just walking.

You need to amp it up
and give it big.

So don't let the energy die
on the stage, OK?

Your reveal I thought was cute.

You went from that fashion model

beginning
into this little whore.

And we all loved that.

We all loved that.

You are a Muse, after all.

- And you have an amazing walk.

As somebody who has walked
the J'adore walk

for a long time,

you got a really,
really good walk.

You're gorgeous.

- That bang is so gorgeous.

You look like Nichelle Nichols,

who played Uhura
in "Star Trek."

And that skin color
is just delectable.

- Thank you, Ru.

- Up next, Q.

- That puppet show
was so fun to watch.

The silly faces that you were
pulling and you were doing

is what sold it.

We were transported
to a different place.

And it was so funny.

We were cracking up.

- For your RuVeal Yourself
number, I was like,

wait, who is that?

And I love that, because
you have so much range.

- I was like, fuck me.

I wanted to wear that.

I was in "Snow White
and the Huntsman."

- Who made this outfit?

- Me.

- What?

- Wow.

My God.

- So I made this
whole... all of it.

It's spectacular.

It is...

- It's amazing.

- It is ready for Broadway.

It's ready
for a Las Vegas stage.

- I'm very, very grateful.

I've waited so long
for this moment.

And people don't realize,
you know, how many nights,

like, I stay up to... to put out
this level of craftsmanship.

- "Snow White
and the Craftsmanship."

- Thank you so much.

Up next, Mirage.

- Your RuVeal Yourself was fun,
because it really was, like,

a glamorous burrito for me.

And then, you know, it's very
Vegas, which we live for.

The titties were ridiculous.

- Your talent show to me
was fucking great.

That reverse death drop
that just slid right down

super elegantly?

Girl, I was there for it.

- The whoreography?

Like, that strip club dancing...

When you made the heels
go clack,

that's a signature move.

- I knew a stripper at Jumbo's
Clown Room who would do that.

And we would go just
to see her click clack

those stripper heels.

I wrote a song about it
called "Click Clack"

based on watching her.

- I think you're dynamic.

I think you're fun to watch.

But here's the thing about you.

You're a little bit messy.

You need to clean it up
a little bit.

Because I feel like
if we let you

perform that number three times,

every time,
it would be different.

So I want you to think a little
bit about having a beginning,

a middle, and an end.

- Up next, Sapphira.

- When you came out here
in RuVeal Yourself,

that first look was gorgeous.

Couldn't stand the second one.

The third one, which was this,

the beautiful kind of
old Hollywood playsuit.

And I love that
you ripped it off

and of course had
the titties out.

The titties were
kind of close together.

I feel like
you can use a size up.

They look like, you know,
Fisher Price "My First Boobs."

A little bit.

- Right.

Baby's first breastplate.

- Yeah.

- I thought your talent number...

I mean, you're singing live,
which is a big risk.

Your voice is incredible.

- In the beginning,
I didn't think that was you.

Like, I thought
it was like a recording.

Yeah, beautiful voice.

- And then you combine it
with that foil of the comedy,

it's hysterical.

- And then, of course,
you called Ru

your "beloved father."

- Tonight, your performance
was exquisite.

My favorite thing, though,

is that you are
a motherfucking slew-foot.

You are
a slew-motherfucking-foot.

- I got hip dysplasia.

- You look like one of
them Charleses, honey.

Child, I know that slew-foot.

Thank you, ladies.

I think you've heard
enough from us.

So while you Rate-A-Queen,
the judges and I

will call our bookies.

You may leave the stage.

My God.

This is so nerve-racking!

- I don't know how I feel
about the Rate-A-Queen yet.

I'm a little skeptical.

You don't know if the girls
want to be strategic

or if they want to be petty.

Who knows?

- My decisions are all
going to be strategic.

Because this is a game.

You got to play the game.

- I think I'm going
to base my decision on

who makes me laugh the most.

That's, like,
one of my favorite things

about watching drag.

- This is going
to be interesting.

- Ooh. All right.
Let's do this.

- In first position, obviously,
I'm going to put Sapphira.

She embodies the same
over-the-topness as I do.

- In first position,
I'm going to put Miss Q.

And I gagging for her look?

Well, I actually
didn't like her runway

as much as everyone
else did, so we can

move her to second position.

In first position...

- I'm going to put Q, because
she made me laugh the most.

- In second position,
I choose Dawn.

Her runway got me.

Her talent was good.

- In second...

- Position, I put
Sapphira Cristál.

- In third position, um...

And then is where it gets hard.

- Fourth position is going to go

to my girl Xunami.

I'm sorry.

I ride or die for my girl,

and I need to make sure
she is safe.

I'm trying to save
your life right now.

I love you.

- In fifth position,
I'm going to put

Amanda Tori Meating.

She had a killer talent show.

I think her runway
just was rotten.

- And unfortunately, in sixth,

I'm going to have to put Xunami.

I don't like that,

but the outfit was
a bit pedestrian.

And in sixth position...

- I'm going to put
Amanda Tori Meating

for obvious reasons.

My God.

That runway told me
everything about her.

The fuck is that, honey?

- In sixth position,
I'm going to put Xunami Muse.

I don't think her runway
was strong enough

to make up for her talent show.

And that's the tea.

- And that is the tea.

- And that's...
- The tea.

And that's the tea.

- And that's
the motherfucking tea.

- Welcome back, queens.

You have made some decisions.

This week,
we're having a top two.

The top two queens
will lip-synch

for the win and immunity.

Based on
the Rate-A-Queen results,

the top two queens
of the week are...

Sapphira Cristál...
- Yes.

- And Q.

And that's not all.

This week, no one is going home.

- What?

- Thank God.

I am glad to live another day.

- A weight has been
lifted off my shoulders.

Well, not really,
because I'm sickening.

What weight?

There was never any weight
to begin with.

I feel like the other girls have

a weight lifted
off their shoulders

because nobody's going home.

- The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

- Tear it up.

- Two queens stand before me.

This is your chance
to impress me,

win a cash tip of $5,000,

and earn immunity
from a future elimination.

The time has come

for you to lip-synch

for the win.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Yaka, yaka, yaka,
yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka.

Yaka, release ya wiggle.

Release ya anger,
release ya mind.

Release ya job,
release the time.

Release ya trade.

Release the stress.

Release the love,
forget the rest.

Now, I just fell in love.

And I just quit my job.

I'm going to find new drive.

Damn near worked me
so damn hard.

Work by nine,
then off past five.

And they work my
nerves, that's why

I cannot sleep at night.

I'm looking for motivation.

I'm looking for new
foundation, yeah.

- Come on, Q!

- Taking my new salvation.

I'm a build my own
foundation, yeah.

Baby, baby, now.

- You won't break my soul.

- You won't break my soul.

You won't break my soul.

- And I'm telling everybody,
everybody,

everybody, everybody, yeah.

- You won't see it,
that we all know.

Can't break my soul.

If you don't think it,
you won't be it.

That love ain't yours.

Can't break my soul.

You can have the stress
and not take less.

I'll justify love.

You won't break my soul.

You won't break my soul.

You won't break my soul.

Telling everybody,
telling everybody.

You won't break my soul.

You won't break my soul.

And I'm telling everybody,
everybody,

everybody, everybody.

I'm taking my new salvation.

- And I'm building
my own foundation, yeah.

- I'm about to explode.

Take off this load.

Spin it, bust it open,
won't ya make it go.

Yes!

- Release your wiggle.

- Wow. Wow.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Sapphira Cristál,

condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

I won. I won.

I wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo,

wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo, won.

- You've won
a cash prize of $5,000

and immunity from
a future elimination.

- I have $7,500.

Thanks, mini challenge!

And now all the girls know
this is how this is

going to go for the rest
of the season.

You just watch.

Thank you so much.

- Condragulations, ladies.

Next week,
seven new queens arrive

to compete for the crown.

Until then, remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen!

- All right.

Now let the music play.

A little bit of love
goes a long, long way.

Lifting you up
to a brighter day.

Can you feel the love?

Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

This competition is
just getting started.

Here we go!

- Hola, mis reinas.

- Whoo!

- Boom.

Becky Motherfucking G.

- Rate your competitors.

- Somebody is going
to play a dirty game.

- I am in this
for me, myself, and I.

Watch out, bitches.

A little bit of love
goes a long, long way.

Lifting you up
to a brighter day.

A little bit of love
goes a long, long way.

Turn it around
when you up and say,

everybody say love.

Love.

Can you feel the love?

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