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Listen up, people.
My dad's out there,
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somewhere on the loose with
five Centurion helmets.
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It's only a matter of time before
he pops up and makes his move.
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So, how do we stop him?
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We shall destroy
J'Son of Spartax!
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Okay, you get points
for consistency, Drax,
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but none of our weapons can
stand up to those helmets.
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- I am Groot.
- You read my mind, bud.
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Only one gearhead in the galaxy
can engineer that kind of boom...
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Ja Kyee Lrurt.
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The greatest weapons designer in
the history of the known universe?
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You guys got no
culture whatsoever!
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Trading knives!
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Collectible targets!
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And my "piece de resistance",
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Ja Kyee's patented
Universal Hex Bolt!
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- Hey, cool!
- Ah-ah-ah! Don't touch, Quill.
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In fact, don't even look
at it no more, okay?
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Just go, go, go!
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So, like I was saying,
if anyone has a weapon
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that can stop J'Son and the
Centurion helmets, it's Jackie.
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Rocket may be right. Thanos
considered Ja Kyee's work
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dangerous enough to keep tabs on her,
but she went into hiding years ago.
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Not "hiding,"
Gamora, retirement.
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Legend has it she created a
doomsday device so powerful
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that Nova Corps paid her a
fortune not to build it.
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Eh, she found a quiet little
planet and lives in seclusion.
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Okay, new plan: Get Jackie to make us
a sweet little anti-helmet weapon.
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Eh, Jackie hates Spartax,
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so she'll definitely wanna
help us stick it to J'Son.
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- But how will we locate her?
- Finding her's easy.
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Getting past her totally fearsome
planet-wide security system?
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Not so much.
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And you know this
from experience?
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What? I just wanted
her autograph.
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You know, maybe a selfie.
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And her approval.
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Okay, this is it, people.
Battle stations!
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We're passing through
the sensor net...
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now!
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Huh. That's weird.
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Last time, I had about
12 anti-matter missiles
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screaming down my tail.
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So much for those
impenetrable defenses.
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Hey! Show some respect.
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She must've upgraded to
something even more powerful.
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And invisible.
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Or something happened to her.
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Okay, this does not look like a
planet I'd want to retire to.
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It looks like a place of rampant
destruction. I like it.
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I am Groot.
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What? I wanna show off my new
remote control to Jackie.
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Assuming she's alive.
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Trespassers will be
terminated on sight.
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Guys, this is one of
Jackie's classic designs!
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A J.L. Sentry!
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Just look at the engineering!
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The balance between
armor and firepower!
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Oh, this thing is a work of art!
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Uh, Rocket, your "work of art" is
about to paint the floor with us!
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Trespassers will be
terminated on sight.
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Look at the rate of fire!
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It's totally gonna terminate us!
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Terminate this!
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Drax! You know how lucky
you are to get pounded
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by an actual J.L. Sentry?
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Ooh-hoo! I bet it's
gonna shoot missiles!
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot! Called it!
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I'll never wash this suit again.
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Why start now?
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Everyone back to the Milano!
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Quick! Quick!
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Somebody get a picture
of me with the...
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Let me handle this.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Yeah, you know, we're looking for
the Chitauri Adventure Water Park.
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But it doesn't look
like this is it,
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so we'll just be on...
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You trespassers will be
tried and found guilty.
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The penalty is termination.
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- Uh, spoiler alert...
- Whoa!
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Is Jackie's security
system the best or what?
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This doesn't feel right.
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Why would Jackie
retire to a war zone?
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The greatest weapons
designer in the galaxy?
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Why wouldn't she?
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Well, if we can
just talk to her,
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I'm sure we can sort this whole
thing out with the robots.
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Doubt it. I'm their
prisoner too.
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Ja... Ja... Ja...
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Ja Kyee Lrurt.
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Call me Jackie. And you are?
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The Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Meet Gamora, Drax, and Groot.
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I'm Peter Quill, also
known as Star-Lord.
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"Star-Lord"? You're Spartaxian!
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Wou... Would you sign...
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hex bolt?
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Sign my... Please!
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And this is your stalk...
Your number one fan Rocket.
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Why are you here?
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We came for your help to fight
my father, J'Son of Spartax.
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'Course, that was when
we expected to find
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you retired to a
technological paradise,
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not a prisoner on a
war-torn wasteland.
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What happened here?
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The tragedy of
unintended consequences.
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After a lifetime designing
weapons of war,
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I wanted to build
something to help people.
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I started by adding an adaptive
learning capability to my robots.
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But their command
programming was too basic.
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They only learned to
become more war-like.
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My guardian robots,
the Sentries,
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turned against my combat
model, the Ultroids.
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I had to do something before
their war engulfed this planet
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and spread beyond it.
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I had no choice but to build
my doomsday device...
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An E.M.P. detonator powerful enough
to destroy every robot on the planet.
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But before I could use it, I was captured.
And here we are.
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So, these robots of
yours, do they, like,
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you know, turn into
anything else?
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You know, like trucks
or planes and stuff?
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Oh, what a dumb idea. Don't
embarrass me in front of Jackie!
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Shapeshifting robots.
Intriguing.
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Ah. The applications
are endless.
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I was just gonna say
the same thing myself.
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Almighty Engineer Lrurt.
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Betrayer of your own creations,
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I implore you for the final time
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to build us a weapon to
defeat the Ultroid menace.
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And I say for the final time that
I will build no more weapons.
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Then I must resort to other
methods of persuasion.
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Methods far less pleasant
for biologicals.
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Let her go, ya miserable, yet
magnificent, hunks of junk!
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This is an outrage! A travesty of
an injustice against the universe!
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We gotta save her! Guys?
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Uh, I am Groot?
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Okay. But remember, rescuing
Jackie was my idea.
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Almighty Engineer
and traitor Lrurt,
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this device will overload the
pain structures in your brain.
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You will cooperate or perish.
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Ah, there are too many of them.
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How 'bout I even the odds?
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Don't damage 'em too bad! They
lose their collective value!
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Gamora, behind you!
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I am Groot!
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Eat magma, metal-head!
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Okay, not my best battle cry.
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Hmm. Not many warriors have the
skill to defeat my J.L. Sentries.
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And your ship is
quite impressive.
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Well, I've been working
on it my whole life.
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The Milano's one of a kind.
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Everyone in the Milano! Rocket, get
Jackie out of these restraints!
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Wait a minute, Quill! I don't know
if I can get these things open!
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Figure it out on the way!
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Quill, what are you...
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Oh, your designs are so elegant.
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The use of superconducting magnets and
quantum-vacuum solenoids... genius!
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And the Universal Hex Bolts
to integrate components?
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Well... Focus!
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Remove the hex bolt at
the primary linkage.
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Oh. Yeah. Duh.
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I didn't do tha-a-a-at!
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Hang on, Jackie! I got you!
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Pretty good rescue, huh?
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Well, we're alive. Now run!
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We lost the tractor beam!
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Swing around. We'll take
care of the Sentries.
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I am Groot!
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Now we just need to hold
this position until...
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Supreme Builder Ja Kyee Lrurt.
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Are those Ultroids?
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You are under the protection
of the Ultroid Alliance.
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And our prisoner for your
crimes against robot-kind.
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Oh, this day can't
get any better.
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You mean it can't get any worse.
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Next time you have a death
wish, leave me out of it.
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Jackie, Rocket, fall back now!
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- Wait! I wanna see who wins!
- What? Come on!
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Sentries versus Ultroids!
It's the best fight ever!
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Appreciate the save, Guardians.
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I wish there was a way
I could repay you.
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I don't know. Maybe we
could be best friends
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and hang out together and blow
stuff up, like, all the time.
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You mentioned you actually
built your doomsday weapon.
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Yeah, my jerk dad's got these
ancient Centurion helmets
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that make him kind
of invincible.
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So maybe we could borrow your E.M.P.
thingie?
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I mean, we'll bring
it right back.
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Problem is, my weapon is secure
inside the Ultroid fortress.
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It's useless to them, though, because
I'm the only one who can operate it.
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So, we raid the fortress, grab
the weapon, and blow 'em all up.
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- Problem solved.
- Or maybe we can
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talk the Ultroids into
giving up the weapon.
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You know, if I've learned
anything from movies and TV,
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it's how to teach robots a lesson
about the futility of war.
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Eh, bear with me.
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This is an Earth game
called tic-tac-toe.
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Players take turns putting
X's and O's on the board.
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The object is to get
three in a row.
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But once you know the
simple strategy,
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every game ends in a draw.
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When you realize that nobody
can win, you stop playing.
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Same thing with war. Boom.
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Let me try. Drax the Destroyer
wins at all things.
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That did not count!
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Drax was still
learning the rules.
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So Quill's dumb Earth game
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is gonna teach the robots
the error of their ways?
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Give me a break.
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His idea is elegant
in its simplicity.
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- It could work.
- I am being cheated! Again!
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Quill!
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I have beaten your game, Quill...
by destroying it!
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- Ha!
- See, this...
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This is why we can't
have nice things.
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That's the Ultroid fortress.
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My E.M.P. generator is inside.
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How do we get past all those
Sentries and Ultroids?
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Relax.
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Just get as close as you can
and let me do the talking.
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You Ultroids have stolen.
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Almighty Engineer Lrurt
from our protection.
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I know you intend to have
her use the ultimate weapon
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to eradicate all Sentry
units from this planet.
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Your accusations
are false, Sentry.
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I know you are forcing the Supreme
Builder to create a new weapon
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to destroy all Ultroid-kind.
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Prepare to fire.
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Now that I've got
your attention,
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shall we play a game?
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This is a logic test
from my home world.
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Only the most intelligent
can truly master it.
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Now, let me go over the rules.
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Okay, so each side takes a
turn drawing an "X" or an "O"
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right here on this grid.
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Perhaps we have
underestimated Quill's plan.
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- Whoever gets three in a row, wins.
- No. It's a terrible plan.
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But we only needed
the distraction.
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I knew it!
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I'll get that blast door op...
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Well done, rodent.
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Trust me, you don't
want to call him...
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00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:44,164
Jackie can call me
whatever she wants.
246
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,700
I am Groot.
247
00:13:51,349 --> 00:13:54,524
Force field deactivated.
248
00:13:59,073 --> 00:14:01,957
Try not to slow us down, rodent.
249
00:14:01,992 --> 00:14:04,192
"Rodent."
250
00:14:04,228 --> 00:14:07,054
That's... That's a
good one, Jackie.
251
00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:12,401
And that is tic-tac-toe,
my metal friends.
252
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,887
So, who wants to play?
253
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,522
I calculate this
game is un-winable.
254
00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:20,540
Agreed. Blast the biological.
255
00:14:20,648 --> 00:14:21,648
What?
256
00:14:21,887 --> 00:14:23,404
Oh, hey, now!
257
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:34,776
I... I can't believe I'm here.
258
00:14:38,054 --> 00:14:39,694
It'll take some time
to build up a charge.
259
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:42,105
It's... It's...
260
00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:46,471
It's like a dream... A
beautiful, beautiful dream.
261
00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:47,464
Wait! Don't touch those!
262
00:14:47,535 --> 00:14:49,983
Huh?
263
00:14:51,484 --> 00:14:54,301
Intruders, prepare
to be terminated.
264
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:59,648
And the dream is
now a nightmare.
265
00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:06,447
The Supreme Builder has
activated the doomsday weapon.
266
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,514
Destroy it.
267
00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,644
No! The weapon!
268
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,219
Capture the Supreme Builder.
269
00:15:15,319 --> 00:15:19,159
- Terminate the intruders.
- Quick, get in the mech suits!
270
00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:21,637
- But Jackie said not to touch them.
- The rodent's right.
271
00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,594
The suits will give us
protection and firepower.
272
00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:32,359
I know you're my hero and all,
Jackie, but I changed my mind.
273
00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:33,932
Don't call me "rodent"!
274
00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:44,710
So you don't like tic-tac-toe.
How about tag?
275
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,236
You're it.
276
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:53,118
Okay, how about 20 questions?
277
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,120
Destroy the biological.
278
00:15:55,156 --> 00:15:56,972
That is not a question.
279
00:16:02,454 --> 00:16:04,738
Fine. Well, I've got
a question for you.
280
00:16:04,773 --> 00:16:06,348
What's the meaning of life?
281
00:16:06,384 --> 00:16:10,619
Here's another one. Which came
first, the chicken or the egg?
282
00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:14,139
No? Nothing? Okay.
283
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,414
Uh, bet you can't calculate
pi to the last digit.
284
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:23,056
Ha-ha! There is no
final digit for pi!
285
00:16:23,092 --> 00:16:26,752
That'll melt your mainframe.
286
00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:35,026
How'd your talking strategy go?
287
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:38,141
I got them to agree on one thing...
uh, blasting me.
288
00:16:47,651 --> 00:16:49,359
This is how I do
my best talking!
289
00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:00,761
I am Groot!
290
00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:03,238
Okay.
291
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,044
I'm thinking we may not
be able to talk...
292
00:17:05,051 --> 00:17:08,180
And by "talk," I mean "shoot"...
Our way out of this either.
293
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:10,700
Ain't no problem can't be
solved by blowing it up!
294
00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:17,068
We're shutting it
down with an E.M.P.
295
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,870
Please tell me you found
the doomsday device.
296
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:22,207
We did, but the
robots blew it up.
297
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,406
The robots blew up the thing
we need to blow them up.
298
00:17:24,466 --> 00:17:25,744
I'm aware of the irony!
299
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,446
The real irony is that I thought
300
00:17:27,493 --> 00:17:29,804
I could help people by
building these things.
301
00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:31,274
That's it!
302
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,943
We can't talk our way out
or blast our way out,
303
00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:36,972
but we can build our way out!
304
00:17:37,007 --> 00:17:40,085
Now's not a good time to tinker!
305
00:17:41,642 --> 00:17:43,066
Just trust me.
306
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,733
Ohh, it's brilliant. Keep going.
307
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:05,184
Everyone form up on me!
308
00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:10,237
What is happening?
309
00:18:10,284 --> 00:18:13,316
All of Jackie's creations
use Universal Hex Bolts.
310
00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:15,277
They make her machines
customizable.
311
00:18:15,312 --> 00:18:17,180
So I'm customizing.
312
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,007
I am Groot?
313
00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:22,851
Gammy, Groot, don't move.
314
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,335
Ladies, gentlemen,
and vegetables,
315
00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:35,347
I give you the Jackie-hammer!
316
00:18:35,389 --> 00:18:37,547
Mm. Like the name.
317
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:41,135
Shape-shifting robot!
Totally called it!
318
00:18:50,686 --> 00:18:54,563
Yes! Drax the Destroyer
wishes to punch some more!
319
00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,122
Uh, Drax, wish granted.
320
00:19:00,157 --> 00:19:02,649
Armor can't take
much more of this.
321
00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:06,165
Rocket, I need you to modulate the
core so it can expel all its power
322
00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:07,652
in a single
electromagnetic pulse.
323
00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:09,314
An E.M.P.
324
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,450
Just like your doomsday device?
But... But that'll...
325
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:14,078
Deactivate all the
robots on the planet,
326
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,211
including this one.
327
00:19:15,247 --> 00:19:17,743
I'm trusting you to
do this, Rocket.
328
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,591
You're trusting me?
329
00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:29,530
I won't let you down, Jackie.
330
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:41,102
Rocket, hurry!
331
00:19:41,609 --> 00:19:43,589
Okay, let 'em have it!
332
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,552
Rocket, you saved us.
333
00:20:04,588 --> 00:20:07,781
Yeah, and all I had
to do was destroy
334
00:20:07,816 --> 00:20:10,081
every one of Jackie's creations.
335
00:20:14,307 --> 00:20:16,815
You sure you don't want
to come with us, Jackie?
336
00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:19,807
Nah. Too many broken
things to fix around here.
337
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:28,076
I signed it.
338
00:20:28,112 --> 00:20:30,637
- To keep you inspired.
- Huh?
339
00:20:30,672 --> 00:20:34,791
Truth is, my E.M.P. weapon won't
work on Nova Centurion helmets.
340
00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:37,168
Their tech is so ancient
and complicated,
341
00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:38,687
even I couldn't figure it out.
342
00:20:38,722 --> 00:20:42,157
But you're Ja Kyee Lrurt.
343
00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:44,476
They say successors
first have to destroy
344
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,753
their masters' works
before they surpass them.
345
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,456
Wait. Y-You mean I'm
346
00:20:49,491 --> 00:20:51,591
your successor?
347
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:54,043
That's why I retired.
348
00:20:54,079 --> 00:20:56,046
I knew that little roden...
349
00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:59,666
Uh, young upstart would get
past my defenses someday.
350
00:20:59,702 --> 00:21:02,561
And I'll bet you can get past
Nova Centurion tech too.
351
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:06,172
Now go grab the title.
You've earned it.
352
00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,419
You heard the lady, Quill.
353
00:21:11,454 --> 00:21:14,923
Let's fire up the Milano!
354
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:17,326
Yeah, about that.
355
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,778
Um, I have an idea for
your next project.
356
00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:22,005
Maybe you can build us
a new remote control.
357
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:25,993
Oh, I already got
a back-up system.
358
00:21:26,028 --> 00:21:30,028
It's called get your flargin' butt
up there and bring back my ship!
359
00:21:31,016 --> 00:21:34,165
Rocket!
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