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The next train at Platform 1

is the 16:13 Greater Anglia service
to...

# Destination unknown

# Known, known, known... #

Welcome aboard
The Masked Singer Express.

Destination... Unknown.

# Destination unknown... #

Tonight, six brand-new
first-class celebrities

are on board.

Air Fryer.

Bubble Tea.

Owl.

Eiffel Tower.

Chicken Caesar.

And Piranha.

That was amazing!

Oh!
Wow!

# Destination unknown... #

This is our final stop,
The Masked Singer stage.

# Destination unknown. #

# Who are ya? Who are ya?

# Who are ya?
who's that behind the mask? #

APPLAUSE

# Who are ya?

# Who are ya?

# Who's that behind the mask?

# Who are ya? Who are ya?

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh!

Welcome to The Masked Singer.

I'm Joel Dommett,
but you can call me Her-clue Poirot

cos we've got some
detective work to do, my friends.

Oh, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui.
LAUGHTER

We've got six new characters for you
to meet and one big question,

"Ou est la personne avec la masque
derriere bibliotheque?"

LAUGHTER

I think that means,
"who's behind the mask?"

I have no idea.

Now, speaking of cultured people
with great fashion sense,

we couldn't find any.

It's the panel, everybody!
Whoo!

Cheeky!
Yay, Joely!

# Who are ya?

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Yay!

Just pause on the easy)et jokes,
OK, guys? Yeah.

Pretty bright.

I'm pretty bright right now.
LAUGHTER

Now, if you thought
last week's intros were cheesy,

get a load of "thesey".

This par-Mo-san never grates.

It's Mo Gilligan!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I love her so much, I camembert it.

OK, OK, OK.
FAINT LAUGHTER

It's Davina McCall, everyone.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Is she amazing? Gru-yere she is.
RITA CHUCKLES

It's Rita Ora!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

JONATHAN: Yeah.
RITA SCREAMS

It's the stinking bishop...
JONATHAN CHUCKLES

...Jonathan Ross!

JONATHAN: The stinking bishop?

MO GIGGLES,
JONATHAN LAUGHS

Mo, did you think this show
could get any cheesier?

Joel, they're fantastic.

At first, I didn't get it -
I don't buy cheese.

Mature cheddar, that's all I know.

LAUGHTER
I don't know any cheeses.

Davina, the nation wants to know,

"What is Davina McCall's
favourite from age?"

I need the moustache.
Yeah, there you go.

Favourite cheese, Davina?

Reblochon.
Reblochon! Ooh.

What is Reblochon?

Reblochon is like a runny...
Pass it down, pass it down.

...very, very smelly cheese.

Oh, I love that.
The smellier the better.

Oh, a bit of Reblochon.
Oui!

Rita, you're back.
Yes, I am. Did you miss me?

I've missed you so much.
I missed you guys so much.

I'm so happy to be back.
Yay. Oh, yay.

Rita, are you a cheese lover?
Oui.

LAUGHTER
Actually, that's all I know.

That's it.
JOEL LAUGHS

You guys, I have a joke.
Can I tell my joke?

Tell your joke, Rita.
Ready?

What's your friendliest cheese,
Joel?

I don't know.
What is my friendliest cheese, Rita?

Halloumi!

It's a good joke.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Jonathan, we're meeting
six new masked singers tonight.

What type of character
would you like to see tonight?

Are we gonna
stick with the cheese theme?

Are we gonna have some kind of
a cheese monster out this evening?

You know what, the thing is,

people think we know
what's coming up.

We have no idea who's gonna
be on stage tonight... No clue.

...so it's as much a surprise to us.

And I know they're all gonna be
amazing to look at.

I just can't wait to get started.

Well, my friends...

# It's a clue dawn
It's a clue day

# It's a clue life... #
LAUGHTER

# For me... #
LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES

# And I'm feeling like. #

This song is too high. Let's go!
Yeah. Whoo hoo!

Tonight, six masked singers
will Face Off against each other

two at a time.

After each head-to-head,

our audience
will vote for their favourite,

and the character
with the fewest votes

will go into the bottom three.

It will then be up to our panel
to decide who is unmasked.

Our first Face Off is...

Air Fryer versus Bubble Tea.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

They can sing, they can dance,

and they can roast veg
in under eight minutes...

It's Air Fryer!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow,

Oh, my God.
Yes!

So good.

Yes, Air Fryer!

Ironically, the Air Fryer
is actually quite slow.

LAUGHTER

Pop it like it's hot,
it's Bubble Tea!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh.
Oh, yes!

She's minxy.
So minxy! I like it.

Remember, there are clues
in every nook and cranny.

Try looking down
the back of your sofa.

If you find any money, it's mine.
LAUGHTER

Pay very close attention
to tonight's clue packages,

parts of which
feature stunt doubles.

OK, ready to get on the case?
Yes!

# Come fry with me
Let's fry, let's fry away. #

It's Air Fryer!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
First clue package.

CAMERAMAN: That's a wrap, guys.
Well done.

ELECTRIC BEEPS
Psst, here!

It's me, silly, Air Fryer.

Celebrity chefs
doing all the hard work.

GIGGLES

We all know it's us air fryers.

Cooking show.
Bake Off?

We've been judged
and put to the test...

and the results are in.

A judge?
Could be someone from MasterChef.

We're highly rated,
a top-of-the-range model.

Paul and Mike.
That's a really good clue.

Dressed to impress...

but these sparkles cost extra.

Strictly?

Turning my power to max...

Oh, look!
Hey, look, there's scissors.

Hairdressing scissors.
Yeah, yeah.

...because you can't eat it
unless I heat it.

Tonight's performance
is gonna sizzle.

GIGGLES

SONG: 'Kings And Queens'

Wow, you look great.

# If all the kings
Had their queens on the throne

# We would pop champagne
And raise a toast

# To all of the queens
Who are fighting alone

# Baby, you're not dancing...#

The mouth's moving.
Wow.

# You wanna but you can't
No, no, no

# Think it's funny, but honey
Can't run this show on your own

# I can feel my body shake
There's only... #

She can actually sing.

# I'll show you
How a real queen behaves

# Oh, no damsel in distress
Don't need to save me... #

Hey, hey, go, go.

# Once I start breathin' fire
You can't tame me

# And you might think I'm weak
Without a sword

# But if I had one
It'd be bigger than yours

# If all of the kings
Had their queens on the throne

# We would pop champagne
And raise a toast

# To all of the queens
Who are fighting alone... #

That's a singer, right?
Yeah.

# You're not dancing
On your own... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, look at the eyes.
Oh, wow.

# In chess, the king
Can move one space at a time

# But queens are free
To go wherever they like

# You get too close
You'll get a royalty high

# So breathe it in
To feel alive... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

AIR FRYER VOCALISES

# To all of the queens
Who are fighting alone

# Baby, you're not dancing... #

I know this voice.

# On your own

# If all of the kings
Had their queens on the throne

# We would pop champagne
And raise a toast

# To all of the queens
Who are fighting alone

# Baby, you're not dancing
On your own. #

RITA: Wow!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That's a proper singer
in that little Air Fryer body.

JOEL: Give it up for Air Fryer,
everybody!

That was amazing.
Unbelievable.

You must be
absolutely roasting in there.

Wow.
It's an air fryer joke.

Oh, so good. Jonathan,
I'm gonna come to you first. Wow!

Well, that was an amazing start
to the show, wasn't it? Wow.

What an amazing start
to the show. What a great voice!

Rita and I, for some reason,

we didn't expect that great voice
to come out of a little air fryer.

Yeah, no, exactly. You're definitely
a professional singer.

That is a professional singer.
Yeah.

There are so many things
about cooking.

Could it be someone we've seen
on a cookery show or judging?

But there was one clue.
You said, "Are you Paul?”

And I realised what the clue is.
Rand U...

and Paul... is RuPaul.
Ru? RuPaul?

Could it be RuPaul in there?
APPLAUSE

That doesn't sound like RuPaul
to me.

You're just angry you didn't get it.
I know.

I think it could be,
I think it could be. Rita?

First of all, I really salute you
for performing in that thing... Yes!

...cos I don't know,
it must be really hard.

Unbelievable.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I actually did think chef,

but then I thought,
"What chef can sing like that?"

I'm gonna go with models
because I did think that as well.

Glamorous, somebody that can cook...
Mm.

I know she's a very good cook.

Now, I don't know
if she can sing like that.

Yeah.
Sophie Dahl.

JONATHAN: You've made me realise...
Again?

...if we're going the cookery route,

I don't wanna say this,
but you know who it could be.

Oh, for goodness sake!
Mary Berry.

It could be Mary Berry in there,
ladies and gentlemen!

Oh, my God.
Davina, what are you thinking?

There was a market stall
and a veg stall behind

which looked like
it could have been Bake Off,

but it was market veg,
and I thought EastEnders.

Could be, yeah.
Right, yeah.

So I think I'm gonna go
Jacqueline Jossa

just because Jacqueline Jossa
can sing like that.

JONATHAN: That's a good guess.
That was her voice.

Mo Gilligan, what are you thinking,
my friend?

Now, this person,
she had a dating cookery show,

but she has been
on Celebrity Bake Off,

so that might have been
the clue with Paul... Oh, yes.

...cos Paul Hollywood
is one of the judges as well. Yes.

I think it could be
Scarlett Moffatt.

Interesting.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I was in the jungle with Scarlett,
and she can really sing.

She can really sing,
she can really dance.

Obviously,
this costume doesn't allow that,

but inside, she might be dancing.
LAUGHTER

Would you guys like some help?
Yeah. Yes, please.

It's time to play Riddle Me This.

Air Fryer, your riddle, please.

"Girl from Chigwell."
Oh.

Well, Jessie ] is from Chigwell.

JONATHAN: Is Jessie ] from Chigwell?
Essex, is that in Essex?

Essex, it is in Essex. Hey!
Oh! It is!

| got it right. Maybe it's Jessie ).

APPLAUSE

She's really in Essex, and as you
said, her voice IS distinctive...

Jacqueline Jossa?
No.

Could it be the GC,
ladies and gentleman?

Oh!
Could it be Gemma Collins in there?

LAUGHTER

I think from your reaction,
you're thinking, "Probably not."

LAUGHTER

who fries beneath the disguise?

We'll only know
when the mask comes off.

Give it up for Air Fryer!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The panel served up a varied menu,

from Jessie ) to the GC.

But did they make a meal of it?

Who do you think's behind the mask?

Some very interesting names
got said,

but have they got the right recipe?

After the break,
we've got Bubble Tea.

I think that's known
as a bubble tease.

See you in a bit.

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Welcome back to The Masked Singer,

or, if you're speaking to a baby,
coochi coochi clue.

LAUGHTER

Before the break,
Air Fryer really warmed us up,

but now, they are quali-tea.

It's Bubble Tea.

Bubble Tea,
my favourite kind of tea

Hey, what's poppin'?
Popping - pop music.

Get ready for the new craze, me!

Bubble Tea.

Bouncy, bubbly.
Could be a bubbly person.

Looking good.

Fizzing.

You bet you've heard all about me.

"Emily Stella, Clapham Hotel."
"In betweeners." What?

My flavour's bubbling right now.

Pretty pop-ular, you know?

Look at this! Love.

I'm an influencer, sugar babe.

Influencer. Sugar babe.
Sugababes tour?

What's she at?
Ranio.

Ranio. That must be someone's name.

A content maker, sweetie pie,
on all platforms, darling.

# I have to praise you... #
That's my song!

This is someone who knows Rita.

I love a gossip
but better stop now...

Director.
Planets.

...before this bubble bursts.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SONG: 'Material Girl'

Whoo! Oh, this is a big tune.
Yes!

# Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me

# I think they're OK... #
Wow.

# If they don't give me
Proper credit

# I just walk away

# They can beg, and they can plead
But they can't see the light... #

I think I know the voice.

# Cos the boy
With the cold hard cash

# Is always Mr Right

# Because we are living
In a material world

# And I am a material girl

# You know that we are living
In a material world

# And I am a material girl

# Some boys romance
Some boys slow dance

# That's all right with me... #

Disguising their voice.

# Only boys
That save their pennies

# Make my rainy day

# Because we are living
In a material world

# And I am a material girl

# You know that we are living
In a material world

# And I am a material girl

# Living in a material world

# And I am a material girl

# You know that we are living
In a material world

# And I am a material girl

# A material, a material

world. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was great.

JOEL: Bubble Tea, everybody!
Whoo.

So good.

Try and get to your straw.
I wanna try and get to your straw.

Agh.
LAUGHTER

Never mind, it's too high.
It's too high.

Rita, I'm gonna come to you first.

First of all,

obsessed with that song choice,
and you and the energy.

You look so much fun.
Yes.

I love you already.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The Sugababes clue was obviously,
I felt like, so on the nose... Yeah.

...but when I heard you sing,

it really did resemble Heidi
from Sugababes. Yeah.

That's a good guess.
That's very good.

Mo Gilligan.

Oh, that was
a fantastic performance, man.

It was poppin'. It was poppin'.
LAUGHTER

So, looking at the clue package,
I've seen Clapham.

I'm from South London.
And that is very close to Chelsea,

so I thought it could be
someone from Made In Chelsea,

like Georgia Toffolo.

JOEL: Yes.
JONATHAN: Ah, yeah.

APPLAUSE
That's a good guess.

Jonathan, what did you think?

What a great performance,
and you look so cute...

So cute.
..50 amazing.

And there's so many clues in that,

and the one on the address box
that said Emily Stellar.

Well, stellar means, like, a star...
and maybe it's a star called Emily.

And the address,
when you look further down,

it looked like it said, "In between
the village this and that,”

but it actually said
"In betweeners",

and so Emily from Inbetweeners
would be Emily Atack.

She can sing.
I think it's probably Emily Atack.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well put together, Jonathan.

Davina McCall?
I also thought Emily Atack.

Yeah.
And now I've missed my chance.

I also saw "Talk Ranio",
so I thought of Anita Rani. Nice.

JONATHAN: Yeah, because
it said "Talk Ranio" not radio.

Anita Rani is a great shout.
Do you guys want another clue?

Yes. Yes.
Yes, please.

You're in luck,
because it's riddlin' time.

Bubble Tea, take it away.

So, maybe,
if it is somebody like Emily Atack,

they've done voice-over work.

You lend your voice,
you become a character in something.

But lamb curls.
You're a bit of a gym bunny.

Is that an exercise in the gym?
Do you do lamb curls?

I don't think so. Unless maybe
the curl's done like this.

LAUGHTER

It could be someone who's done
Wallace and Gromit,

cos don't they have...
they've got lambs there?

Yeah, there's... Got sheep or...
Sheep.

Shaun the Sheep. Lots of people
clapping in the audience.

We'll only know "brew's"
inside the mask when it comes off.

Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Bubble Tea.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Have the panel got the "tea"
on Bubble Tea's "identi-tea"?

Or are they clutching at straws?

Who do you think's behind the mask?

Am I an Inbetweener?

Or is it "Atack-tical” move
to trick the panel?

So, studio audience, who do you want
to keep in the competition?

Air Fryer or Bubble Tea?

The winner will be safe and the
other will go into the bottom three.

Please welcome back Air Fryer
and Bubble Tea.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Who are ya?
Who are ya?

# Who are ya?
who's that behind the mask? #

Yes, Air Fryer.

Look at Air Fryer.

Come on.

Love that. Love that.

Studio audience, remember,

you are voting for your
favourite masked singer.

Vote now.

The results will be revealed right
after the break, so don't move.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Masked Singer,

where I'm stood in between
an air fryer and Bubble Tea.

It's the match up of things you've
heard of but don't understand.

Before the break,
our studio audience voted

for their favourite masked singer.

The winner will be safely through,

but the other could be unmasked
at the end of the show.

I can reveal the masked singer
with the most votes

and staying to sing another day
is...

...Air Fryer!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Congratulations, Air Fryer.
Well done.

Head off down the tunnel, my friend.
So good.

Oh, Bubble Tea!

Sadly, that means
you're in tonight's bottom three.

Later, the panel will decide

whether you keep your place
in the competition or be unmasked,

but for now, give it up
for Bubble Tea, everybody.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Who are ya? Who are ya?
Who's that behind the mask? #

Who will be joining them?
Time for our next Face Off.

It's Owl versus Eiffel Tower.

WWow. Look at Owl.

Whoo, whoo, whoo's behind the mask?

It's Owl!

# Who are you?
Who, who? Who, who? #

So sweet!

I love Owl.

Sacre bleu! It's Eiffel Tower!

# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi... #

Oh, chez chic!

# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi

# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi... #

Look at this. Very cool.

That's an amazing costume.

I bet you would love to nest in you.

LAUGHTER

Up first, "owl" let you
into a secret.

It's Owl.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: "Baggy Trousers'
by Madness

Hello. Owl's the name.

Double trouble's the game.

Double trouble?

They're a duo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Owls. Solitary creatures, right?

MUSIC STOPS,
HOOTS

Well, not me.

MUSIC: 'Dancing In The Moonlight'
by Toploader

Think again.
Cos I'm a night owl, me.

Someone who works
in the evening.

Proper nocturnal.

Real popular too. Tons of mates.

Nine, ten, 11...

11. How many people
on a football team?

11.
'BAGGY TROUSERS' RESUMES

Oranges, half-time.

See this kit?

Well, it takes an owl's eye
to make it look so rad.

That was a gymnast's ribbon.

Tonight's gonna be a big hoot,
I reckon.

But you know, big performance.

I hope it's better than last time.

Maybe that's like tactics.

Claws are crossed.

But will this beak peak to soon?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SONG: 'Padam, Padam'

# You look like fun to me

# You look a little like somebody
I know

# And I can tell you how this ends

# I'll be in your head all weekend

# Shivers and butterflies

# I get the shivers then I look into
Your eyes

# And I can tell that you're all in

# Cos I can feel your heart beating

# Padam

# Padam, pad am

# I hear it, and I know

# Padam, pad am

# I know you wanna take me home

# Padam
And get to hold me close

# Padam, pad am

# When your heart goes
Padam, pad am

# I hear it, and I know

# Padam, pad am

# I know you wanna take me home

# Padam
And take off all my clothes

# Padam, pad am

# When your heart goes pad am

# This place is crowdin' up

# I think it's time
For you to take me out this club

# And we don't need to use
Our hearts

# Wanna see what's underneath
That t-shirt

# Shivers and butterflies

# I get the shivers
When I look into your eyes

# And I can tell that you're all in

# Cos I can feel your heart beating

# Padam, pad am

# I hear it, and I know

# Padam, pad am

# I know you wanna take me home

# Padam
And get to hold me close

# Padam, pad am

# When your heart goes

# Padam, pad am

# I hear it, and I know

# Padam, pad am

# I know you wanna take me home

# Padam
And take off all my clothes

# Padam, pad am

# When your heart goes

# Padam. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes, Owl!
Oh, man, that was good.

Give it up for Owl, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was so good.

Yes, shall we hug?
Oh, my God. We're hugging.

We're hugging.
Aww! We're hugging.

Just so cute. Can I please take you
home to my newborn baby?

That'd be absolutely lovely.
Davina? You first.

I absolutely adore you,
and the distance that your head

can travel round
is actually quite creepy.

LAUGHTER

But...
SCREAMS

God!
Wow!

Owl is giving me vibes that they are
so chuffed with their performance.

I'm not sure
if they are a trained singer.

But it was really, really hard
to tell from that... Sorry, Owl

LAUGHTER

How dare you upset the owl?

Davina, man,
you really ruffled some feathers.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes, Mo! Yes, Mo!

You, I think, are connected
to sport. We saw the football.

Nine, ten, 11 people in a team.

So I think Alex Scott.

Alex Scott. Great shout. Like that.

Mo, what do you think?

I think I've got this one.
what? OK, so nine, ten, 11.

Yeah. Right, there's 11 players
on a football pitch.

Famous football team is Chelsea.

There's the whole school theme.
She was in Waterloo Road.

It could be Chelsee Healey.
Oh.

Chelsee Healey.

Like that. Rita,
what are you thinking, my friend?

I think again, football-wise...

But what got me
was the nocturnal part,

because I felt like musicians
are usually nocturnal. Yes.

So it could be somebody that
also plays football...

PERSON APPLAUDS
Thank you. Thank you. My one friend!

Oh, my God!
I might be doing something right!

Let's see. So, yeah, so it got
me thinking, OK, nocturnal.

So this person, she writes songs,
she's also a presenter.

And she played
football for Liverpool.

Erm...
I'm gonna go with Chelcee Grimes.

Wow. Yeah.
Pulled out of the bag, there.

Finally, Jonathan Ross,
what are you thinking, my friend?

I don't want to seem
like a "twit to you"...

but I'm not gonna
go down the football route.

I was looking at
"double trouble" earlier on.

How about it's someone
who's double trouble,

they've been successful twice?

Someone who's been in two bands.
And it said they had 11 friends.

I've counted.
In the first band they were in,

S-Club Juniors...

Seven.
..they had seven friends.

In the second band they were in,
Saturdays, there were four friends.

Seven and four is 11.

This person is married
to a footballer, Wayne Bridge.

I think it is Frankie Bridge,
ladies and gentlemen.

That's who's out there.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You want some more clues?

I think we need a game
of Riddle Me This.

Owl is gonna give us a clue
in the form of a riddle.

Find the answer, find the clue.

Owl, can we have your riddle,
please?

Oh! Earlier on,
the football could be a globe.

Which would make you think
of Shakespeare's Globe,

Shakespeare Sister were famously
parodied by French and Saunders.

It could be Siobhan
from Shakespeare Sister.

Oh, wow.

Give it up for Owl, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The panel think they know it "owl",

but were they really winging it
with their guesses?

Who do you think's behind the mask?

Jonathan thinks I'm Frankie.

Too soon to tell.

But let's cross that "bridge”
when we come to it.

Next up,
"Eiffel" in love with this next act.

It's Eiffel Tower.

Bonjour, ca va?

Eiffel Tower is my name.

Call me Eiffel.

Bushtucker! I'm A Celebrity!

Ooh, la, la!

BIG BEN CHIMES
London.

Perfect.

T) and S.
Oh, what's that?

Camera, action.

Abbey Road.
Beatles. Yeah.

There's so much to cover
in this fantastic city.

Not French.
Definitely not French.

Big Ben.

The Old Vic.

Primrose Hill.

And Shakespeare's Globe.

My diary's full to the brim.

TEXT ALERT

RITA GASPS
Sex And The City!

Mon Cher, great British friends,

there is always time
to entertain you tonight.

Next stop, the stage!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SONG: 'Voulez-Vous'

# People everywhere

# A sense of expectation

# Hanging in the air... #

Wait.

# Giving out a spark

# Across the room
Your eyes are glowing in the dark

# And here we go again

# We know the start, we know the end

# Masters of the scene

# We've done it all before

# And now we're back
To get some more

# You know what I mean

# Voulez-vous

# Take it now or leave it

# Now is all we get

# Nothing promised, no regrets

# Voulez-vous... #
Singer.

She's good.
# A-ha! #

# Ain't no big decision

# You know what to do

# La question c'est voulez-vous?

# Voulez-vous

# Ooh

# Ooh... #

Hey!

Yes, girls! Give it...

# I know what you think

# The girl means business
So I'll offer her a drink

# Looking mighty proud

# I see you leave your table
Pushing through the crowd

# We've done it all before
But now we're back

# To get some more

# You know what I mean... #

Wow!

Sing it, girl!
# Voulez-vous

# Take it now or leave it

# Now is all we get

# Nothing promised, no regrets

# Voulez-vous

# Ain't no big decision

# You know what to do

# La question c'est voulez-vous

# Voulez-vous. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow.

Eiffel Tower, everyone!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So good.

Jonathan,
I'm gonna come to you first.

Wow, well, great performance,
great to see you out there.

I love the Eiffel Tower,
I love that song.

One clue which we all
got excited about -

when we saw the text from Mr Big,

so obviously, we're all thinking
Sex And The City. Yes.

And the one I landed on,
it might surprise you

because | didn't go
with one of the regulars,

I've gone with someone who I know
was in Sex And The City

very briefly,
but is a star over here.

She played Kim Cattrall's
best friend

in the one when they went
to the Soho House in New York.

I'm gonna say Geri Horner.

Ooh.

APPLAUSE

Rita.

Can I just say,
your voice is really incredible.

That was an amazing performance,
Eiffel Tower.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Really good.
Great voice.

Obviously, Mr Big,
Sex And The City...

The Abbey Road thing
made me think Beatles,

and where are The Beatles from?
Liverpool.

And who from Sex And The City
is also from Liverpool?

Kim Cattrall.
Kim Cattrall.

And another thing,
who made an appearance

in Sex And The City
was Geri Halliwell.

LAUGHTER

Yes. That's who I said,
her name's Geri Horner now.

I just...
Oh.

I spent ten minutes building up.
So you just...

Oh, is that who you were
talking about? That's her name!

LAUGHTER

Can you just say Ginger Spice?

Davina McCall,
what are you thinking?

Mr Big, Sex And The City.
It talked about a diary,

I was thinking that Carrie
Bradshaw's column in the paper

was basically a diary of her life,

and then the last scene
with Mr Big was in Paris,

so she is Sarah Jessica Parker.

Oh, OK.

She played Carrie Bradshaw.

Audience liking that one.

Oh, this was a very hard one,
but then I heard the voice,

this is a professional singer.

Now, I seen that Vic,
I thought possibly EastEnders,

but that kind of led me down
a route of acting.

It's a name we've mentioned a lot
on the show,

and I think it could be
Sheridan Smith.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Do you want a clue?
Yes, please. Yes, please.

OK. Eiffel Tower is gonna give us
a little riddle,

and the clue is in the answer.

Eiffel Tower,
let's hear your riddle.

Ooh.
Oh!

"Mon chant" is singing, isn't it?

"Etait tres bon."
"My singing was very good."

Maybe it's... it's Kim Cattrall,

and she said in French something
that they would say in Liverpool...

SCOUSE ACCENT:
"Can I have a can of Coke?"

LAUGHTER

That almost sounds French,
I love it.

OK, who's concealed
beneath the steel?

You'll only know
when the mask comes off.

It's Eiffel Tower, everybody.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you, Eiffel Tower,
wonderful stuff.

I hear what the panel are saying,

but have they hit the Mr Big-time?

"Voulez-vous"
do you think's behind the mask?

Some spicy guesses there,

the panel could be "Geri" close
to working out who I am.

So, studio audience,
who do you want to see sing again,

Owl or Eiffel Tower?

The winner will stay
in the competition,

the other could be unmasked
at the end of the show.

Please welcome back
Owl and Eiffel Tower!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Who are ya?

Who are ya?

# Who's that behind the mask? #

This is hard to call, this one.

Studio audience, you are voting
for your favourite masked singer.

Vote now.

The results are in,

and I can reveal...

it was extremely close,

less than 1% in it.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

I can reveal the masked singer
with the most votes,

and keeping their mask firmly on,
is...

...Eiffel Tower!

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Wow.

Congratulations, Eiffel Tower.

# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi

# Ce soir

# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi. #

Aw! Owl, don't... So sad!

I'm sorry, that means
you're in tonight's bottom three.

Later on, the panel will decide

whether you'll stay
in the competition or be unmasked,

but for now, everyone,
give it up for Owl, everybody.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
So good.

# Who are ya?

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Our final Face Off is coming up
right after the break.

Welcome back to The Masked Singer,

or Deksam Regnis
as it's known in backwards world.

LAUGHTER

Before the break, our studio
audience saved Eiffel Tower,

leaving Owl alongside Bubble Tea
in tonight's bottom three,

but who will be joining them?

It's time for our final Face Off
of the night.

Whoo!

It's Chicken Caesar versus Piranha.

Wow.
Wow, look at Piranha.

Ready to take it to the "Maximus”,
it's Chicken Caesar!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Hail Caesar'

Oh, wow.

I thought that was gonna be a salad.

Oh, my God.

The croutons on the shoulders
is too much.

LAUGHTER

This show's won a BAFTA.

LAUGHTER

This intro might come back
to bite me, it's Piranha!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Soul Man'

whoo!

Piranha is so shy.

Is Piranha scared?

First up, are you ready
to "colosseum" in action?

It's Chicken Caesar!

Whoo!

NEWCASTLE ACCENT: All hail
Chicken Caesar.

What's that, Newcastle?

Geordie, Newcastle, yeah.

Friends, Romans, Brits,
lend me your ears, man.

I am a salad of great ambition.

I haven't been cooked up,
far from it.

I am a great Roman explorer.

That's a Brit.

And no way do I live a poultry life.

That's 2070 in numerals.

My chicken squawks
can be heard around the world.

I'm here to make the competition
historic.

Killers, Killers.

Brandon Flowers
from The Killers.

I just hope you'll give me
the thumbs up.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!

Wondered where
my cheese guitar went.

SONG: 'Under The Bridge'

# Sometimes, I feel like
I don't have a partner... #

whoo!
OK.

# Sometimes, I feel like
My only friend

# Is the city I live in

# The City of Angels

# Lonely as I am
Together we cry... #

I do not know this voice at all.

# I don't ever want to feel

# Like I did that day

# Take me to the place I love

# Take me all the way

# Yeah

, yeah

# It's hard to believe that
There's nobody out there

# It's hard to believe
That I'm all alone

# At least I have her love

# The city, she loves me

# Lonely as I am
Together we cry... #

whoo!

# I don't ever want to feel

# Like I did that day

# Take me to the place I love

# Take me all the way

# Yeah, yeah

# Yeah, yeah

# I say, no, no, no, no, no

# Yeah, yeah. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow.

Chicken Caesar, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

All hail the Caesar.

Wow, wow, wow.

The eggs are absolutely fantastic.
Look at the egg skirt.

Oh. Jonathan,
who do you think it is?

I loved that performance,
and Caesar, you did a great job.

One of the clues
is a very strong Geordie accent.

I think it might be someone
who does have a Geordie accent,

who's overdoing it to make us think

it's someone
who doesn't have a Geordie accent,

who's doing it so we wouldn't guess
it's a real Geordie accent.

And I think the flowers might
be a reference to someone's name,

one in particular I'm thinking,

that takes me back to a Geordie
person, is the rose. Rosie.

I'm thinking
it could be Chris Ramsey...

Ooh! ..referring to his wife,
Rosie Ramsey.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Mo? "Cockledoodle-do"
you know who it is?

Erm... That didn't get nearly
enough from the audience.

LAUGHTER

That was really well thought out
and quite difficult to say.

LAUGHTER

This is a very hard one.

I seen 1966, that's when
England won the World Cup.

Yes!
Thank you for that, Rita.

Sorry.

Rita was excited cos she
didn't know about it until now.

Come on!

When I say the clue, you've
got to say yes again. OK, got it.

In the shadows,
there was a Brit Award... Yes!

No, after I say it.

Sorry.

In the shadows,
there was a Brit Award. Yes!

Do you know who I think it is?

Yes?

LAUGHTER

I think it might be the England
legend himself Geoff Hurst.

Whoa.

Ooh.

Can I jump off Mo here?

Yes!

Yes, you may.

I feel like the 1966, again,
made me think England, World Cup.

Who's Geordie and had something
to do with football?

Don't have a clue if he can sing -
Alan Shearer.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Davina, is it Alan Shearer?

No.

I don't think
that's a real Geordie accent.

However, I did think,
oh, it could be a singer

because this person
sang about the MM, the millennium,

he released a single
with Brandon Flowers,

so I'm just gonna say
Robbie Williams

cos I don't have another name.

APPLAUSE

OK, fancy another game
of Riddle Me This? Yes.

Chicken Caesar,
let's hear your riddle, please.

Man City?

Ooh.
Oh, that would be football again.

Sex And The City?
Oh.

It's Kim Cattrall.

LAUGHTER

You'll only see who's inside
when this salad is undressed.

Let's hear it for Chicken Caesar!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Hail Caesar'

Head off down the tunnel, my friend.

That is a tough one.

Are the panel onto
a winner-winner chicken dinner,

or do they need to buck-buck up
their ideas?

Who do you think's behind the mask?

The panel think they've had
a peek behind the beak,

more like they've peaked too soon.
He-he-he!

After the break,
we have one last performance

before a celebrity is unmasked,

but first, how do you fancy
winning a huge prize

worth over £118,0007?

Welcome back to The Masked Singer,
or the camouflaged crooner -

shout out to all you
thesaurus nerds.

Time for one last performance
before the studio audience vote.

They're a little nervous backstage,
so I told them to snap out of it.

It's Piranha.

Whoo!
Yes!

# Round, round, get around
I get around

# Yeah, get around

# Round, round, I get around. #

It's pretty scary,
being underwater.

Scary.
Scary?

Have you met the other p-piranhas?

Always s-snapping at you.

Also, the motion
makes me a little sick.

I'm not keen.

The motion?
Someone that maybe travels a lot.

I dream of getting away.

With plenty of fish in the sea,
I'd rather be elsewhere.

Scotland. Wales.

Somewhere with more st-stability.

Brazilian Portuguese dictionary,
sketch book.

Portuguese.

A nature presenter?

It's no laughing matter.

It's so much safer out here.

Comedian, clowns.

Or at least I thought it was.

This place is just petrifying.

He seems very shy.
Very scared.

Not to mention...

I'm terrified what you'll think
when you get to look at my singing.

Ooh, that seagull's looking at me
funny.

Ahhh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# There were nights
When the wind was so cold... #

what?!
Wow.

# That my body froze in bed
If I just listened to it

# Right outside the window... #

Wow!

# There were days when the sun
Was so cruel... #

what? what? what?

# All the tears turned to dust

# And I just knew my eyes
Were drying up forever... #

Who are you, bruv?

# I finished crying
In the instant that you left

# And I can't remember
How or where or how

# And I banished every memory
You and I had ever made... #

Oh!

# When you touch me like this

# When you hold me like that

# I just have to admit
That it's all coming back to me

# When I touch you like this

# And if I kiss you like that

# It was gone with the wind

# But it's all coming back to me

# It's all coming back

to me now

# There were nights
Of endless pleasure

# It was more than
All your laws allowed

# Baby, baby, baby

# When I touch you like this

# And when you hold me
Like that... #

Wow!
Oh, my God.

# It was gone with the wind
But it's all coming back to me... #

who is it?

# When you see me like this

# And when you see you like that

# Then we see what we want to see

# All coming back to me

# Can barely recall

# But it's all coming back
To me now. #

HOLDS NOTE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now, that is what I'm talking about.

Piranha, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was amazing.

Jonathan, what did you think?

Well, like everyone else,
I was blown away. That was amazing!

That was amazing.

I mean, I did not expect that voice

to be coming out of a piranha
in pyjamas.

LAUGHTER

But, I mean,
it struck me that that was,

it sounded like an American accent.

Did you hear,
they didn't say seagull,

they said "seagal”,
so maybe it's someone called Seagal.

LAUGHTER

There is the famous action star
Steven Seagal.

LAUGHTER

AIL I know is, I hope you
stick around the competition

because we'd all love
to hear you sing some more.

Wow.
But I've got no idea.

Rita, what are you thinking?
I'm speechless.

It's one of the best vocalists
I think we have on this whole show.

Wow.
Yeah.

Just based off the vocal, it sounded
a bit like Jamie Cullum to me.

DAVINA: Yeah?
Yeah.

Davina McCall.

I mean, just to show you
how far off I was,

my initial guess was
Yvette Fielding. Wow.

LAUGHTER

Wow.

But when I listened to it,

I think he said "water".
They might be American.

JONATHAN: Instead of water,
they said "water".

Yes, so I think it might
be somebody American.

It could be Jordan Knight
from New Kids On The Block,

that's what I'm going with.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Mo.

Oh, my gosh.
This isn't your first time,

you're definitely not
a fish out of water.

Erm..

LAUGHTER

It's interesting
you said the American accent

because it could be someone
who feels like they're British,

but they spend a lot of time
in America.

“I'm an English man in New York...

Piranhas, they bite you,
it might sting, it could be Sting.

OK.

APPLAUSE

So, do you want a clue?
Yes. Yeah.

OK, I think you need some help.
Let's squeeze in one last riddle.

Piranha, take it away, my friend.

Special night, Oscars.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Maybe they missed an award ceremony.

Yeah, maybe they didn't
go to the Oscars

cos they were too busy
eating people.

LAUGHTER

OK, who's the star inside Piranha?

We'll only know
when the mask comes off.

Let's hear it for Piranha,
everybody.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Soul Man'

The panel did a lot of
"fishing" for clues,

but was their "sting" operation
a success?

Who do you think's behind the mask?

Some good guesses from the panel
tonight,

but they need to cast their net
wider to catch me.

So, studio audience,
who do you want to see again,

Chicken Caesar or Piranha?

The winner will stay
in the competition,

the other will join
tonight's bottom three.

Please welcome back Chicken Caesar
and Piranha.

Whoo!

Here they are.

Whoo!

Wow!

# Who are ya? Who are ya?

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Remember, studio audience,

you are voting for your favourite
masked singer.

Vote... now.

They're both shaking. Ha.

The results are in.

I can reveal the masked singer
with the most votes is...

...Piranha!

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Aw. Oh, Piranha, congratulations,
head off down the tunnel.

We'll see you again next time.

I'm sorry, Chicken Caesar,

that means you're in tonight's
bottom three.

Very shortly, the panel will decide

if you'll stay in the competition
or be unmasked,

but for now, ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Chicken Caesar.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We'll "Caesar" very soon.

There's not long to wait
until tonight's unmasking.

Who's it gonna be,
Bubble Tea, Owl, or Chicken Caesar?

All will be revealed
right after the break.

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Welcome back to The Masked Singer.

It's like a very controversial
new menu at Nando's.

LAUGHTER

Air Fryer, Eiffel Tower, and Piranha

have secured their places
in the competition,

but for Bubble Tea, Owl,
and Chicken Caesar,

their fates
lie in the hands of our panel.

Here's a reminder
of all three performances.

# Cos we are living
In a material world

# And I am a material girl... #

# Padam, pad am

# I know you want to take me home
Padam... #

# Take me all the way, yeah

# Yeah, yeah. #

whoo!

So, so good.

This is it.

Jonathan Ross...
Ah.

...who have the panel
decided to save first?

It's so tough, especially
early in the competition,

we've only had a chance
to hear everyone sing once. Yeah.

All three of you were great.

However, the masked singer
we have decided to save first is...

AUDIENCE
SHOUT OUT NAMES

...Bubble Tea.
Bubble Tea.

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Bubble Tea. That leaves
Owl and Chicken Caesar.

Jonathan, please tell us the second
masked singer you'd like to save.

So, the second masked singer
we're saving this evening is...

AUDIENCE
SHOUT OUT NAMES

.Owl.
Owl.

Yay!

Well done, Owl and Bubble Tea,
head off down the tunnel.

Congratulations.

# Who are ya? Who are ya?

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Oh, Chicken Caesar.
Sorry.

Oh, sadly, your time
on The Masked Singer...

Let me put my arms around
your croutons.

...has come to an end.

In just a moment,
you'll be removing your mask,

but first, panel,
who do you think it is?

Mo, I'm coming to you first.

I'm gonna stick with my original
guess and go with Geoff Hurst.

Geoff Hurst, OK. Davina?

I am not confident with this,
but I'm gonna say Robbie Williams.

Robbie Williams.
What about you, Rita Ora?

I'm gonna stick with football
and say Alan Shearer.

Alan Shearer. Jonathan Ross,
what are you thinking?

Maybe the clue's in the emperor,
Caesar was a great emperor,

there was Charlemagne,
Solomon, Alexander,

it could be any one of them.

But I'm gonna stick to my first
guess, I'm gonna say Chris Ramsey,

but I think I'm wrong.

Well, there is only way to find out.

It's time to reveal the identity
of our masked singer.

Who's behind the mask? Everyone.

ALL: Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!

I can't wait to see who this is.

ALL: Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!

No idea.

Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off!

Who is it?
Come on!

Take it off!

Take it off!

It's Alexander Armstrong!

Alexander!
What?!

I should have got it!

Hello, mate.
How are you, Joel?

It's Alexander Armstrong!

What a reveal!
Well, thank you.

And I thought I recognised
the voice.

That voice was amazing!

Wow.
Thank you.

You know why I'm kicking myself,

I was thinking,
"Could it be an emperor?”

And I even said Alexander.
You said Alexander!

But you know why,

I don't think of you as Alexander,
I think of you as Xander.

Yes, you're right.

Not wishing to be too personal...
Yes.

But 1966, is love of football,
or your age?

No, that is because on my show,
on Classic FM,

you can win my big old mug.

It was a mug, and it had to be
officially old if it was from 1966.

It's quite tenuous!

We was never gonna get that.

The BRIT Award,
wasn't the BRIT Award

because you hosted
the Classical BRITs?

I hosted the Classical BRITSs.

Yes!

Ah, I see.
That was it, yeah.

Why did you decide to do the show?
I've been longing to do it.

Every year,
I'm always getting messages saying,

"Are you so-and-so?
Are you Traffic Cone?"

I always say, "Oh, maybe!"

LAUGHTER

Never blooming was.

What's weird, though, often
when people take their mask off,

it looks weird standing
in the costume,

but somehow, it kind of suits you.

Doesn't it, though? It becomes me.

You look like a very regal chicken.

You made it fashion.

Have you enjoyed your experience?

I really have. I have.
I've absolutely... I've loved it.

I mean,
it's the beginning of the journey.

And the end of the journey.

But what a journey it's been!

What a journey!

Give it up for Xander Armstrong!

CHEERING
Oh, thank you very much.

We'll be back next Saturday night
with another absolute guess-fest.

Stay here on ITV1
for brand-new Limitless Win.

But now, for one final time,
unmasked at last,

ladies and gentlemen,
it's Alexander Armstrong!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SONG: 'Under The Bridge'

# Sometimes, I feel like
I don't have a partner... #

# Sometimes, I feel like
My only friend

# Is the city I live in

# The City of Angels

# Lonely as I am
Together we cry... #

# I don't ever want to feel

# Like I did that day

# Take me to the place I love

# Take me all the way

# I don't ever want to feel... #

I would never have guessed it.
Me either.

# Like I did that day

# Take me to the place I love

# Take me all the way

# Yeah, yeah

# Yeah, yeah

# I say, no, no, no, no, no

# Yeah, yeah... #

BASS GUITAR SOLO

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you very much.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The Masked Circus is in town.

CHEERING

Roll up, roll up,

as five masked singers
take to the stage.

# This is the greatest show... #

With special guest panel list
Olly Murs.

I know exactly who that is.
Wow!

Potentially wrong.

And it will be tears of a clown,
as one will be unmasked.

Oh, my God!

No way!

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