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(Woman on phone) You are a warrior.
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I am a warrior.
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(Woman on phone) You are a goddess.
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- I am a goddess.
- [Elevator dings]
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[Phone rings]
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A goddess who's really nervous,
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and really should've
worn more antiperspirant.
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Hi! [Clears throat] I'm Sofia Rodriguez.
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Uh, I'm here to meet with Logan
Rawlings for the assistant position.
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- I'm a little early.
- Yeah, well, I'm a week late.
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You're scheduled to meet
her after the staff meeting,
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so, much like my diet...
you're gonna have to wait.
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That's... no problem at all.
I am an excellent waiter.
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In fact, if I don't get this
job, I might have to be one.
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- [Phone rings]
- [Elevator dings]
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- Is Logan here yet?
- No.
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She's not here yet, right?
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Cool.
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[Panting]
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- She here yet?
- No.
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Oh, thank God. Ooh.
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Hi. Who are you?
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Oh, hi. Um, I'm Sofia,
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- I'm here to meet with...
- [Snaps fingers] Logan Rawlings
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for the assistant position. Yeah,
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the blazer gave it away. It
says, "I'm serious, but...
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I'll still get drinks with Leo."
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- Who's Leo?
- That's me!
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- Oh.
- Leo Woods. Nice to meet you.
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News editor. Logan poached
me from The New York Times
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because of my fearless expos?s.
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- She's here!
- Oh, God!
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[Elevator dings]
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CJ? There's a BMW parked in my spot.
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Have it crushed into a cube.
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Hello, how was everyone's weekend?
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- [Employees respond]
- Oh, who am I kidding? I don't care.
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What I do care about is the
graffiti artist, Rooster.
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So... what do we know?
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Well, just that he's the most
talked-about underground artist
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right now, but nobody
knows his true identity.
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Last night he tagged his first mural
in San Francisco in Dolores Park.
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Yeah, I already know
that. The problem is,
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every news media outlet is trying
to get an exclusive with him,
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but we're gonna get there first.
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Look, there's a reason why
we're the fastest-growing
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media site in the country.
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Because I hired the best of the best.
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That's you!
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Now, go get me Rooster! Go, go, go!
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Oh, finally, my coffee.
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Ooh.
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Ugh! Why is there sugar in here?
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Uh, actually because that's my coffee,
see it says "Sofia." Right there.
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Um... I'm actually here to
interview for your assistant.
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Yeah, ah, my dream
is to be a journalist,
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and I've been following your career
since you left San Francisco Monthly
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to start Clikd, your media
empire and my favorite website.
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One question. Would you kill for me?
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What?
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If BuzzFeed had an exclusive that
I wanted, would you kill for me?
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No? Oh, because it would be
traced back to us. [Chuckles]
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I'd do one of the three "B's"...
bribe, blackmail or blow.
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Oh, their cover.
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- Interesting, Maria.
- It's Sofia.
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Whatever, we're done.
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[Phone rings]
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Gabi, what are you doing up here?
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Oh, hey! I was in the
lobby waiting for you,
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but somebody said there was a
free cereal bar up here, so...
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Hey, so, how'd it go?
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Well, I definitely made an impression.
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I just don't know if it
was a good one or a bad one.
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Oh, great. Hey, who'd
you do an impression of?
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Gabi, I want this job so Ba-aad.
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I mean, this could be my stepping
stone to me having my own media empire
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and one day somebody
answering my phones.
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- Mm-hm.
- [Phone rings]
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That's my phone. Aw, it's
Clikd. It's Clikd, it's Clikd!
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- Answer it!
- [Phone ringing]
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Hello? Oh, it's not
Maria, it's Sof... mm-hm.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Okay, thank you.
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Aww. Hey, it's okay.
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You know, I didn't want to
say anything before, but...
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like no one has ever heard of this
website, and Logan is like a total bi...
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- I got the job!
- [Gasps] Oh, my God!
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- You got the coolest job ever!
- [Both screaming]
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- Yay!
- [Sofia squealing]
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-
Ooh baby, ooh baby
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com
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- [Elevator dings]
- Hello, co-workers!
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Just got my badge, I am official!
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- Oh! Hey! Congratulations!
- Hi.
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I wasn't, like, waiting for
you right here or anything.
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Thank you. I was so nervous,
when I went downstairs
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to get coffee, I grabbed the wrong one!
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- Who the hell's Zoey?
- [Laughs]
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It's okay. Nobody likes her.
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Uh, do you want me to show
you where your desk is?
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Oh. Isn't it... right there?
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It is. Look at you.
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Looks like my job is done.
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And when yours is, I
was thinking that maybe
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we could grab some drinks.
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Oh... actually... see, my roommate Gabi
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started dating a guy she works with,
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and it's a total
disaster, so, actually, I
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have a policy that I don't do that.
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Yeah.
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Even if there's a hot, hot
guy and I am totally single.
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- Hey, Kendrick. Entertainment news.
- Hi.
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All right, everybody. Just got off the
phone with Big Sean, who gave me a lead
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as to who Rooster might be, so
it looks like... we have a winner.
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Yeah, we do.
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Because my contact at Sotheby's...
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got me information that I'm
sure will be better than yours.
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So, looks like I will
be, in fact, the winner.
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I have a Pulitzer, so...
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It's his only friend besides his mom.
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[Laughs]
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Assistant, follow me.
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- Good morning!
- We don't assume my morning's good.
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- Sorry.
- And don't apologize.
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It's a weak move. Makes me
look weak by association.
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- [Snaps finger] Show some confidence.
- Noted. Oh.
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Uh, I just wanna say it is a real
honor to work for such a strong woman.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, lucky
you. Here's the deal.
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Answer my phone on the second
ring, the first seems too desperate.
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Each night email me
my next day's schedule,
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oh, and on Fridays I have a
court-mandated anger management class,
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so... you need to be there by 6:00.
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Done.
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Hey, Logan, these came for you.
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I don't get it.
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You get flowers after a date,
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and I wake up stuck to a
beanbag chair in a frat house.
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[Sighs]
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They're gorgeous!
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Read me the card.
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[Clears throat]
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"Congratulations on being honored
tonight at the Digital Media Awards.
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"You are light, you are love,
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you are Logan."
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That's so profound.
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Wait, uh... nobody signed it.
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Ah, who-who sent these?
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Me!
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I sent them to myself.
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It just makes me feel better about
not having a date to the awards dinner.
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You know, for some reason,
women are so intimidated by me.
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My great job, my Michelle Obama arms...
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and God knows how
many journalism awards.
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92.
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So, um... do you want
me to go with you or...?
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[Laughs] Oh, no... I date girls
with pictures on the side of buses,
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not ones who ride in them.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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- What?
- Okay, so, in prepping for this job,
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I made a list of all
the hot lesbians I know.
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How would you like to go
to the awards show with...
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neurosurgeon, marathon runner,
and semi-pro golfer Whitney Harper?
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She sounds ugly.
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Yet looks amazing.
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I'm gonna call her right now
'cause... you know, I got your back,
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- I got your front, and I got...
- Will you just
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- call her?
- Yeah.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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We're havin' a late
night book club meeting.
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- (Gabi) Hm.
- What are you reading?
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The labels on the wine.
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Hey, how was your first day?
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Let's just say, I did something
that will guarantee I work at Clikd
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for many, many years.
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Oh, you slept with Logan.
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Close. I set her up with
power lesbian Whitney Harper.
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Don't you mean "Whip Me Harder"?
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[Laughs] What are you talking about?
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[Angrily] What are you talking about?
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She's known for being kinky.
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She wines and dines women,
then takes them home,
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and goes 50 Shades of Gay on 'em.
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What?
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- Girl, relax. It's a first date.
- Yeah, they're not gonna hook up.
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Yeah, not everyone's like Gabi.
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- [Phone rings]
- Oh, my God. [Sighs]
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Hi, Logan.
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I'm in a cage.
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[Sofia panting] Oh!
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Oh, my God, Logan. I had no idea.
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I have never been so humiliated!
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I don't know who I hate more,
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you, or that crazy
bitch you set me up with.
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Did you bring the bolt cutters?
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Yes. Just out of curiosity,
what led you getting in...
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Oh, just open the frickin' cage!
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Right. Right. Aha! Ha! [Laughs]
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Uh! All right, let's get you out here...
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Get away! Get away!
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[Sighing]
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Thank you.
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You're fired!
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What, what? No. Look, I
realize you're upset, but
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- you have to give me another chance.
- No, I don't.
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But, ah, I'll do anything. Um...
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[Gasps] I'll-I'll find you Rooster!
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You? Ha! You can get me Rooster?
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Am I not Sofia Maria
Consuela Rafaella Rodriguez?
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I have no idea.
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Ha, but if you can somehow
get me an exclusive by Friday,
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you can keep your job.
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Thank you. Thank you. I swear
to you, on my abuelita's grave,
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I will get you that interview.
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And my award! It's in the house.
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Next to the nipple clamps.
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Hi. Can I please get a triple
vanilla latte with almond milk,
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extra hot. No sugar. Not even a dot.
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Ooh... I know that order.
[Gasps] And that look of fear.
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You must be Logan
Rawlings' new assistant.
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- At least 'til Friday.
- Oh, my God.
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You're the one who got
her locked in the cage! Ha!
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[Laughs]
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How do you know that?
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I know everything that
happens up there at Clikd.
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- [Laughs]
- Yeah, well...
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I have two days to find some street
artist named Rooster or I'm fired.
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Uch, I hate Rooster! My
ex, Carlos, is a tagger,
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and on my birthday, he left
me at a mall food court,
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because Rooster texted him!
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Oh, my God, you know Rooster?
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- I mean, that is horrible.
- Right?
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How about this? I'll email Carlos,
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pretending you and I are
together, to make him jealous.
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Ooh... I don't know if
you can tell, but I'm gay.
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I don't know if you can
tell, but I am desperate.
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Please, can I please have Carlos' email?
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Well... all right, as long as you
tell him I look really thin. [Giggles]
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Logan? I am so sorry to interrupt you,
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but I just had a major breakthrough.
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Me, too. I need a lock on my door.
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00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:23,252
I have found you
Rooster's email address.
241
00:10:23,258 --> 00:10:24,458
What?
242
00:10:24,464 --> 00:10:25,797
Right here.
243
00:10:25,803 --> 00:10:28,571
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, this is huge!
244
00:10:28,577 --> 00:10:30,244
Uh... uh...
245
00:10:30,439 --> 00:10:32,237
God, I wish I knew your name right now!
246
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,892
Ah, so when is he coming in, what
did he say? Tell me everything.
247
00:10:34,898 --> 00:10:37,095
Well, I emailed him, but
he didn't write me back,
248
00:10:37,101 --> 00:10:38,710
- so...
- Wait, what?
249
00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:40,543
You promised me Rooster.
250
00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:44,200
Not some unverified email
address. What are you thinking?
251
00:10:44,429 --> 00:10:47,570
Well, since, uh... nobody else
was able to find anything on him,
252
00:10:47,576 --> 00:10:49,618
this email is... something.
253
00:10:49,624 --> 00:10:51,932
Oh, "something"?
254
00:10:53,409 --> 00:10:55,917
Is that how I got all these awards?
255
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,026
For... "something"?
256
00:10:58,878 --> 00:11:01,114
Is that why I mortgaged my house
257
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,636
and sacrificed all my personal
relationships to build this company?
258
00:11:04,642 --> 00:11:07,064
So I could settle for "something"?
259
00:11:07,365 --> 00:11:10,189
Don't pat yourself on the
back for a job not done.
260
00:11:10,195 --> 00:11:13,280
I need an interview!
Not a piece of trash.
261
00:11:16,912 --> 00:11:18,112
[Scoffs]
262
00:11:18,118 --> 00:11:20,203
And showing me your
underwear isn't gonna help.
263
00:11:22,603 --> 00:11:24,553
But... nice try.
264
00:11:30,279 --> 00:11:33,459
Oh, my God... did you all hear that?
265
00:11:33,753 --> 00:11:35,365
And saw it.
266
00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:40,386
The, ah... Th-the walls are glass, so...
267
00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,916
Hey, I tell you what. Let me
have Rooster's email address,
268
00:11:43,922 --> 00:11:45,956
- I'll handle this.
- Handle what? What are you gonna do?
269
00:11:45,962 --> 00:11:47,916
What he always does...
something unethical.
270
00:11:47,922 --> 00:11:49,448
And then he'll get the interview
and take all the credit.
271
00:11:49,454 --> 00:11:51,305
- You know what? I'll handle it.
- Nuh...
272
00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:54,235
- What are you gonna do?
- Uh, something ethical, Kendrick.
273
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:58,283
You guys, we all want this
interview, okay? And...
274
00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:02,456
So... why don't we work together?
275
00:12:02,462 --> 00:12:04,073
Together, like a date?
276
00:12:05,961 --> 00:12:07,574
Why'd you have to make it weird, dude?
277
00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:13,440
Look, I still feel the same way, guys,
278
00:12:13,446 --> 00:12:15,924
all right? Reading somebody else's
email is a breach of privacy,
279
00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:18,488
- and I can't do it.
- Okay, can we read it to you?
280
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:21,542
I guess I could be a bit of a bad boy.
281
00:12:22,717 --> 00:12:25,958
Kendrick, um... have to say, I'm,
really impressed that you got your
282
00:12:25,964 --> 00:12:27,437
- hacker friend to do this.
- Yeah, [Clears throat]
283
00:12:27,443 --> 00:12:29,037
- he has a girlfriend, so...
- Great.
284
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:30,886
Okay, so let's get back
to work. [Clears throat]
285
00:12:31,691 --> 00:12:35,480
Ugh, this Rooster guy is so
boring, I just read an entire email
286
00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:38,546
about how he found the perfect
bank. How sad is his life?
287
00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:41,328
Oh, my God. Wait.
288
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,858
Did he, did he name the bank?
289
00:12:42,864 --> 00:12:44,565
Yeah, Mutual Bank. Why?
290
00:12:44,813 --> 00:12:48,602
Well... I'm just spitballin' with
my Ivy League brain over here.
291
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,088
But nobody says they found the perfect
bank unless they're robbing it...
292
00:12:52,094 --> 00:12:54,534
Or tagging it. He's
gonna tag Mutual Bank.
293
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,856
Which one? There are...
three in San Francisco.
294
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,497
That's great, we can each stake one out.
295
00:12:58,503 --> 00:13:01,474
Cool, I love stakeouts. Really
gets my adrenalin going, you know?
296
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,784
[Phone rings]
297
00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:10,178
Hello? Leo? Did you find him?
298
00:13:10,184 --> 00:13:12,151
Oh, no. No, no, no, I'm still
on my way over to the bank,
299
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,855
I just wanted to call and say hi.
300
00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:17,145
Oh, God, no!
301
00:13:17,151 --> 00:13:20,374
Rooster was already here, his
mural's up. I friggin' missed him.
302
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,674
I'll call you back.
303
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,459
Oh, okay. No, she hung up on me.
304
00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:26,566
[Sighs]
305
00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:29,668
Oh...
306
00:13:29,674 --> 00:13:30,961
excuse me.
307
00:13:31,281 --> 00:13:32,743
Hi. Uh...
308
00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:35,014
did you happen to see
who painted that mural,
309
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:37,642
and maybe get a photo of
him or contact information?
310
00:13:37,648 --> 00:13:38,848
[Laughs]
311
00:13:39,196 --> 00:13:40,595
Are you on drugs?
312
00:13:41,095 --> 00:13:43,001
'Cause I got pepper spray.
313
00:13:43,007 --> 00:13:46,593
Wait! How 'bout this? How
'bout $10 if you saw something.
314
00:13:47,505 --> 00:13:48,965
I ain't see anything.
315
00:13:48,971 --> 00:13:51,818
Wait! Why is there paint on your hands?
316
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,564
Girl, I'm a homeless person, there's
a lotta stuff on me I can't explain.
317
00:13:57,506 --> 00:14:01,066
Oh, my God. You're Rooster.
318
00:14:01,137 --> 00:14:02,668
And you're a woman.
319
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:03,874
[Laughs]
320
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,872
I found you!
321
00:14:06,582 --> 00:14:08,209
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait.
322
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,022
I work for Clikd, and we really
wanna do an exclusive on you.
323
00:14:11,028 --> 00:14:12,719
Hell, no, gimme back my paint!
324
00:14:12,725 --> 00:14:15,395
No! I'm not gonna let you leave
until you give me an interview.
325
00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:17,412
- Get outta my way, little girl!
- No!
326
00:14:17,516 --> 00:14:19,712
It's gonna make you
famous! It's gonna put you
327
00:14:19,718 --> 00:14:21,452
- in the spotlight!
- [Police siren]
328
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,834
(Police officer) Put your
hands up where I can see 'em!
329
00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:28,036
See? It's already workin'.
330
00:14:34,427 --> 00:14:37,459
Great news... so, uh,
my boss is on her way.
331
00:14:37,474 --> 00:14:40,329
So all you have to do is give her
an exclusive, I get to keep my job,
332
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:41,535
and we're both outta here.
333
00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:43,083
No.
334
00:14:43,385 --> 00:14:44,802
No, what?
335
00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:47,975
No interview.
336
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,986
I'm sorry. Maybe I
didn't make myself clear.
337
00:14:51,369 --> 00:14:54,181
If you don't do this
interview, I will lose my job.
338
00:14:54,187 --> 00:14:55,786
Oh, well, you didn't say that.
339
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,615
- So you're gonna do it?
- No, but now I feel bad.
340
00:14:59,284 --> 00:15:00,685
[Sighs] Look, Rooster...
341
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:04,213
I have spent years of my life
trying to find my passion.
342
00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:06,232
And I finally found it.
343
00:15:07,683 --> 00:15:09,361
I wanna be a writer!
344
00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:14,792
I wanted to be a
writer. Now I'm a hooker.
345
00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:21,711
But... if you don't do this interview,
346
00:15:21,717 --> 00:15:23,851
all of my dreams will be crushed.
347
00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:26,583
I know a guy who likes things crushed.
348
00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:31,684
I've spent years trying to
change the world with my art.
349
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:34,434
And in one damn night,
you crushed my dreams.
350
00:15:35,127 --> 00:15:41,033
You're right. Uh! I made this all
about me. I am so sorry, Rooster.
351
00:15:41,626 --> 00:15:43,328
I'm so sorry, hooker.
352
00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:46,148
- You're sorry?
- Logan.
353
00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:48,441
- Wait!
- What did I tell you about "I'm sorry"?
354
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,677
Why are they letting you in
here? Did you get arrested, too?
355
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,488
No. I know Kozakowski.
I used to date his wife.
356
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:56,315
Hi. Logan Rawlings.
357
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:58,346
I know who you are, and I'm not talking.
358
00:15:58,352 --> 00:15:59,741
I wanna stay anonymous.
359
00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:02,836
Yeah, well, you can kiss that
goodbye, because in 24 hours,
360
00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,854
your mug shot is gonna
be on the front cover
361
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,661
of every news site and gossip
blog from here to London.
362
00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:10,938
So you can either let those
other sites distort your story,
363
00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:13,848
or you can express your truth... to me,
364
00:16:13,854 --> 00:16:15,119
in your own words.
365
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,287
How do I know you're not
gonna distort my words?
366
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,293
I'll give you final
approval on the article.
367
00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:21,208
Do it!
368
00:16:22,739 --> 00:16:24,373
Fine. I'm in.
369
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,635
Kozakowski! Open up.
370
00:16:27,523 --> 00:16:29,135
I'm bailing these two out.
371
00:16:30,729 --> 00:16:31,929
Hm!
372
00:16:31,935 --> 00:16:33,754
Well, wait-wait, what about me?
373
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,346
I'll do stuff.
374
00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:38,249
And her.
375
00:16:40,097 --> 00:16:43,791
Logan. You were so amazing. I-I
just can't believe it all worked out,
376
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:46,439
I got you your interview,
and I get to keep my job.
377
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,229
Actually, I got the interview.
378
00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:51,539
You came up short. Again.
379
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,341
You're fired.
380
00:17:04,382 --> 00:17:07,371
Hey, CJ. Guess you heard I'm fired.
381
00:17:07,377 --> 00:17:08,999
I'm just here to pack up my stuff.
382
00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:12,544
Mmm. I'm so glad it's you and not me.
383
00:17:17,005 --> 00:17:18,211
Hey.
384
00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:21,756
Listen, um... I'm really sorry
for the way everything turned out.
385
00:17:21,762 --> 00:17:25,904
But you are... very talented, okay, and
I'm sure you're gonna land on your feet.
386
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:27,296
- Thanks, Leo.
- Yeah.
387
00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:33,055
But... [Chuckles] you know, now
that we're not working together...
388
00:17:33,061 --> 00:17:36,319
You don't have to listen
to him hit on you anymore.
389
00:17:39,217 --> 00:17:42,024
Seriously, for what it's worth, I
think it's really lame she fired you.
390
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:43,409
You busted your ass for her.
391
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,115
Oh, by the way, the story's
generated three million views,
392
00:17:46,121 --> 00:17:47,400
broke all our records.
393
00:17:47,406 --> 00:17:50,227
Yeah, well, I have a record,
too... for fastest fired.
394
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,096
(Woman on phone) You are a warrior.
395
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:59,356
You are a goddess.
396
00:18:06,179 --> 00:18:09,350
You know what? I was
about to walk outta here,
397
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:13,325
and then I thought...
"Why? Why am I leaving?
398
00:18:13,331 --> 00:18:15,449
I did an incredible job."
399
00:18:16,655 --> 00:18:19,660
I worked my ass off for you. I
got you in a room with Rooster,
400
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,869
which led you to getting the most
viewed article in Clikd history.
401
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:26,132
If that's not closing the
deal, then I don't know what is.
402
00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:29,785
You know what? And I'm gonna
leave you with one last thought.
403
00:18:30,122 --> 00:18:32,937
This whole issue you
have with "I'm sorry"?
404
00:18:33,419 --> 00:18:35,004
I'm not sorry.
405
00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:37,244
But you're gonna be.
Because you are losing
406
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,931
- the best damn assistant...
- You can have your job back.
407
00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:40,906
Oh, God, thank you so much!
408
00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:50,497
That's... the kind of
confidence I've been looking for.
409
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,791
Except for that last part.
410
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,936
Now get up and get back
to your desk, Sofia.
411
00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:00,336
[Sighs]
412
00:19:05,065 --> 00:19:06,472
She knows my name.
413
00:19:09,084 --> 00:19:11,016
[Squealing] She knows my name!
414
00:19:11,022 --> 00:19:16,168
I'm feeling independent
415
00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:19,237
I never felt so free
416
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,946
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
417
00:19:22,684 --> 00:19:23,885
I'm home!
418
00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:26,791
[Gabi gasps] Yay! Finally!
419
00:19:26,981 --> 00:19:30,177
I can't believe I made it
a week. And I'm still alive!
420
00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:34,690
All right, well...
cheers to being alive.
421
00:19:34,696 --> 00:19:35,896
Oh...
422
00:19:35,902 --> 00:19:37,767
Why are you wearing a
name tag that says Logan?
423
00:19:37,773 --> 00:19:41,070
Oh, my God... 'cause I had to go
to anger management class as her.
424
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:43,596
Turns out, um... she
slapped a meter maid,
425
00:19:43,602 --> 00:19:46,700
and her trainer... and Cher.
426
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:49,769
Wow...
427
00:19:49,775 --> 00:19:53,792
Well... slap on some lipstick,
because we are goin' out.
428
00:19:53,798 --> 00:19:56,264
This whole week has
been Logan, Logan, Logan,
429
00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:59,589
but now it's the weekend,
and it's gonna be us, us, us.
430
00:19:59,595 --> 00:20:01,961
We're gonna get down, we're gonna get...
431
00:20:04,229 --> 00:20:05,529
Sofia.
432
00:20:06,127 --> 00:20:07,327
[Whimpers]
433
00:20:21,397 --> 00:20:24,409
- [Phone rings]
- [Grunts]
434
00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:26,583
[Grunts]
435
00:20:26,589 --> 00:20:28,074
[Panting]
436
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,580
Hello, Logan?
437
00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:31,729
Oh, of course I'm up.
438
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,150
You saw James Franco
at the Fairmont Hotel
439
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,353
and you want me to find out
what room number he's in?
440
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:39,772
I'm on it!
441
00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:43,083
Oh! Good! So we are going out.
442
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