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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,051 --> 00:00:03,325 I'll admit it, guys. We suck at chicks. 2 00:00:03,327 --> 00:00:05,910 Yeah, man, 24 weeks since we've kissed girls, 3 00:00:05,912 --> 00:00:06,995 besides our moms. 4 00:00:06,997 --> 00:00:08,330 Okay, I was gonna say. 5 00:00:08,332 --> 00:00:09,831 We got to do something this weekend, 6 00:00:09,833 --> 00:00:11,499 or else I'm gonna donate my dick to science. 7 00:00:11,501 --> 00:00:13,001 What we should do, really, 8 00:00:13,003 --> 00:00:15,170 is we should be like those dudes on YouTube 9 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:16,921 that, like, see hot chicks, 10 00:00:16,923 --> 00:00:19,424 and then they just go up to them and just freaking scope 11 00:00:19,426 --> 00:00:21,643 'em out and say, "You're hot." Smooch 'em. 12 00:00:21,645 --> 00:00:23,178 - Love those guys. - Surprise smooch. 13 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:24,729 You know, they're caught off guard, 14 00:00:24,731 --> 00:00:26,431 but they like it because it was an aggressive kiss, 15 00:00:26,433 --> 00:00:28,066 but it was done in a tasteful fashion. 16 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:30,518 Aggressive kissing, like Harrison Ford-style. 17 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,520 So you go that route. I think I'm gonna class it up, 18 00:00:32,522 --> 00:00:34,906 probably get into wine, so that hopefully, I can dine, 19 00:00:34,908 --> 00:00:36,775 - and--fingers crossed--69. - Good angle, Ders. 20 00:00:36,777 --> 00:00:38,391 Come here. You want some sandwich? 21 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:41,079 I bet you're used to eating garbage all day. Come here. 22 00:00:41,081 --> 00:00:43,114 Oh, God, Jillian's dumpster-talking again. 23 00:00:43,116 --> 00:00:44,916 - Okay. - Jillian, hey! 24 00:00:44,918 --> 00:00:46,534 Step away from the dumpster, 25 00:00:46,536 --> 00:00:48,536 and let's go on inside and talk to real people, okay? 26 00:00:48,538 --> 00:00:50,455 No, no, no, there's a little kitty cat in here. 27 00:00:50,457 --> 00:00:51,706 You're talking to dumpsters. 28 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:52,924 It's no big whoop, right? 29 00:00:52,926 --> 00:00:54,542 We're all a little crazy. 30 00:00:54,544 --> 00:00:56,094 No, I'm not crazy. There's a cat in there. 31 00:00:56,096 --> 00:00:57,212 - Oh, come on. - Come on. 32 00:00:57,214 --> 00:00:58,963 - I scared her. - Just get down. 33 00:00:58,965 --> 00:01:00,131 She's in there. Come here, kitty! 34 00:01:00,133 --> 00:01:01,683 - Sad. - Nothing's there. 35 00:01:01,685 --> 00:01:02,767 - I'll help. - Sure, yeah. 36 00:01:02,769 --> 00:01:04,519 - Come here! - Jillian, stop. 37 00:01:04,521 --> 00:01:06,020 - Come here, little one. - It's wet. It's wet trash. 38 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,105 - Oh, gross. - It doesn't smell great. 39 00:01:07,107 --> 00:01:09,307 Oh, there you are! See? 40 00:01:09,309 --> 00:01:11,609 I told you I wasn't crazy. (laughs) 41 00:01:11,611 --> 00:01:13,895 - (cat growls) - Ow, ow, ow! 42 00:01:13,897 --> 00:01:16,898 ("Jockbox" by The Skinny Boys) 43 00:01:21,309 --> 00:01:23,756 Sync & corrections by dwigt Addic7ed.com 44 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,595 Episode 06x03 "Save the Cat" 45 00:01:25,909 --> 00:01:27,575 - Ohh. - Right? 46 00:01:27,577 --> 00:01:30,328 - It is a cute little baby kitty cat, isn't it? 47 00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:31,535 She's special. 48 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:32,820 I mean, she's a little dirty, 49 00:01:32,825 --> 00:01:34,241 so you can't really see her pussy, 50 00:01:34,246 --> 00:01:35,567 but we'll take care of that, right? 51 00:01:35,584 --> 00:01:36,866 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, on that note, 52 00:01:36,882 --> 00:01:38,462 I'm gonna walk away and avoid any kind 53 00:01:38,477 --> 00:01:41,058 of responsibility for that bootleg-ass Heathcliff. Bye. 54 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:45,619 He should've said, uh, Garfield. 55 00:01:45,646 --> 00:01:48,063 (chuckles) Why? 56 00:01:48,065 --> 00:01:50,182 - Well, 'cause he's also a cat. - Sure. 57 00:01:50,184 --> 00:01:52,400 So I should've left when Ders left, actually, so... 58 00:01:52,402 --> 00:01:54,569 - Yeah, probably. - Yeah, yeah. 59 00:01:54,571 --> 00:01:56,521 See ya. 60 00:01:56,523 --> 00:01:57,822 Ahh. 61 00:01:57,824 --> 00:01:59,324 (in British accent) What should we name you? 62 00:01:59,326 --> 00:02:01,026 (in British accent) What should we name you? 63 00:02:01,028 --> 00:02:02,110 (normal voice) How about Dumpster? 64 00:02:02,112 --> 00:02:03,695 Ooh, what about Bonnie? 65 00:02:03,697 --> 00:02:06,531 My aunt had a large-chested friend named Bonnie, 66 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:07,749 who I was always very fond of. 67 00:02:07,751 --> 00:02:09,584 - Classic. - Yes. 68 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:11,586 What about Chastity? 69 00:02:11,588 --> 00:02:14,706 - Nah, this cat [bleep]. - Yes. 70 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:17,375 Well, my brain is fried, 71 00:02:17,377 --> 00:02:19,344 and I'm starving. 72 00:02:19,346 --> 00:02:20,762 Me too. 73 00:02:20,764 --> 00:02:22,047 I could go for some... 74 00:02:22,049 --> 00:02:24,382 both: Denny's. 75 00:02:24,384 --> 00:02:25,517 (cat meows) 76 00:02:25,519 --> 00:02:27,102 Denny's? 77 00:02:27,104 --> 00:02:28,553 Denny's, that's what we'll call you. 78 00:02:28,555 --> 00:02:30,055 Hi, Denny's. 79 00:02:30,057 --> 00:02:32,524 Our little cat, Denny's. 80 00:02:32,526 --> 00:02:35,227 Oh, dude, check it out. 81 00:02:35,229 --> 00:02:37,229 - Meth. - Okay, we're doing it. 82 00:02:37,231 --> 00:02:38,730 - No. - I'm actually kind of excited. 83 00:02:38,732 --> 00:02:40,448 I've always wanted to--to have a taste. 84 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:42,117 But I don't want to lose me to it. 85 00:02:42,119 --> 00:02:44,786 What? No, dude, this is wine--wine aerator, right? 86 00:02:44,788 --> 00:02:47,539 But, like, I put like seven of them in the whole thing, so, 87 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:50,408 like, basically, it gets super aerated. 88 00:02:50,410 --> 00:02:54,746 That way, the classy chicks we bring back here to drink it, 89 00:02:54,748 --> 00:02:56,631 they'll be drippin' for a sippin'. 90 00:02:56,633 --> 00:02:58,383 They're probably gonna be warmed up from my aggressive 91 00:02:58,385 --> 00:02:59,551 - surprise kisses. - Exactly. 92 00:02:59,553 --> 00:03:00,835 - Right? - Hey, guys. 93 00:03:00,837 --> 00:03:01,970 - You got it? - Uh-oh. 94 00:03:01,972 --> 00:03:04,139 Hey, ho, cat in the dog house. 95 00:03:04,141 --> 00:03:05,590 - Check it out. Yeah. - Wow. 96 00:03:05,592 --> 00:03:07,392 What's that big, dumb, stupid thing? 97 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:09,060 Mommy made a-- made a cat tower. 98 00:03:09,062 --> 00:03:11,229 Yeah, and we've decided that this is officially 99 00:03:11,231 --> 00:03:13,398 Denny's home, so you'll be seeing a lot more of me. 100 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,816 Where are the keys? 101 00:03:14,818 --> 00:03:16,818 I don't know how to feel about that. 102 00:03:16,820 --> 00:03:18,820 But beer for my buddy. 103 00:03:18,822 --> 00:03:20,739 - Oh, thanks, dude. - Hit that there. 104 00:03:20,741 --> 00:03:22,324 Pipe it up with my amigos. 105 00:03:22,326 --> 00:03:25,076 Oh, wow, does Daddy think it's a good idea 106 00:03:25,078 --> 00:03:27,162 to smoke in front of Denny's? 107 00:03:27,164 --> 00:03:29,497 Uh, yeah, actually, you know what? 108 00:03:29,499 --> 00:03:30,999 - I'm good off that. - For real? 109 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:34,252 Yeah, I'm gonna pass on grass tonight. 110 00:03:34,254 --> 00:03:36,171 We are gonna go out though, right? 111 00:03:36,173 --> 00:03:39,090 - Right? - Right. 112 00:03:39,092 --> 00:03:42,127 You don't care, right? 113 00:03:42,129 --> 00:03:43,712 Oh, me? 114 00:03:43,714 --> 00:03:47,349 No, go have fun with Unkie Adam and Unkie Ders. 115 00:03:47,351 --> 00:03:48,600 Unkie Adam, Unkie Ders. I like that. 116 00:03:48,602 --> 00:03:50,135 - Yeah, all right! - All right! 117 00:03:50,137 --> 00:03:51,803 - Bye-bye, cat. - Meow! 118 00:03:51,805 --> 00:03:53,388 - I need this. - Meow! 119 00:03:53,390 --> 00:03:54,389 Bye. 120 00:03:54,391 --> 00:03:56,141 Bye, cat! 121 00:03:56,143 --> 00:03:57,475 All right, bye, sweetie. 122 00:03:57,477 --> 00:03:58,643 Okay, sweet dreams. 123 00:03:58,645 --> 00:04:00,111 You have fun with Mommy, all right? 124 00:04:00,113 --> 00:04:01,279 - Be good. - Hey. 125 00:04:01,281 --> 00:04:02,814 (mouths silently) 126 00:04:05,819 --> 00:04:07,819 Oh, let's do this. 127 00:04:07,821 --> 00:04:09,321 - Pardon me. - Oh, and excuse me. 128 00:04:09,323 --> 00:04:11,623 - Hello, bartender, 129 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:14,042 I would like a glass of your smoothest red wine. 130 00:04:14,044 --> 00:04:15,960 How about a Cab'? 131 00:04:15,962 --> 00:04:18,580 Uh, I just got here in my own car, 132 00:04:18,582 --> 00:04:21,166 so I'll pass on the taxi and take that red wine, thanks. 133 00:04:21,168 --> 00:04:23,218 You believe this prick? Crazy, right? 134 00:04:29,142 --> 00:04:30,842 Yeah. 135 00:04:30,844 --> 00:04:33,395 - What's up? - No. 136 00:04:33,397 --> 00:04:34,896 I find you attractive. 137 00:04:34,898 --> 00:04:36,681 I do, and that's just a fact. 138 00:04:36,683 --> 00:04:37,766 Do you find me attractive? 139 00:04:37,768 --> 00:04:39,351 Nope. 140 00:04:39,353 --> 00:04:40,852 Surprise kiss. 141 00:04:40,854 --> 00:04:42,937 Ow! I think you broke my nose. 142 00:04:42,939 --> 00:04:45,240 Okay. 143 00:04:45,242 --> 00:04:48,026 But I think, uh, if you guys tasted a little wine, 144 00:04:48,028 --> 00:04:49,944 you might be-- Okay, all right. 145 00:04:49,946 --> 00:04:51,363 Dude, any luck? 146 00:04:51,365 --> 00:04:53,031 No, zero. 147 00:04:53,033 --> 00:04:55,867 Yeah, they're definitely not a classy crowd. 148 00:04:55,869 --> 00:04:58,536 Look at this. 149 00:04:58,538 --> 00:05:01,039 - Oh, my, that dirty dog. - What? 150 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:03,208 Then I pull out her little can of cat food, 151 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:05,126 and she makes this face at me. 152 00:05:05,128 --> 00:05:06,961 Aah! (laughs) 153 00:05:06,963 --> 00:05:08,797 (women whimper) Yeah, I know. 154 00:05:08,799 --> 00:05:11,049 And I'm like, "Did I rescue her, 155 00:05:11,051 --> 00:05:12,884 "or did she rescue me?" You know? 156 00:05:12,886 --> 00:05:15,136 - Aw, yeah. - That's so philosophical. 157 00:05:15,138 --> 00:05:17,639 She has the sweetest little face. 158 00:05:17,641 --> 00:05:19,274 - Doesn't she? - That goofy tongue 159 00:05:19,276 --> 00:05:20,892 isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen. 160 00:05:20,894 --> 00:05:22,227 - Okay. - Okay. 161 00:05:22,229 --> 00:05:23,895 Watch out. 162 00:05:23,897 --> 00:05:26,197 I'm about to aggressively kiss a girl by surprise. 163 00:05:26,199 --> 00:05:27,782 Wait, no, no, hang on, hang on. 164 00:05:27,784 --> 00:05:29,401 - I'm in love, yeah. - That's adorable. 165 00:05:29,403 --> 00:05:30,952 Hey, well, if you guys want to meet that darn cat, 166 00:05:30,954 --> 00:05:32,320 why don't you just come back to our place? 167 00:05:32,322 --> 00:05:34,456 - We're his roommates. - Really? 168 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:37,575 Uh...yeah, yeah, yeah. 169 00:05:37,577 --> 00:05:39,244 Heck, yeah. Sure, we could-- 170 00:05:39,246 --> 00:05:40,662 we could probably wake her up and say hi. 171 00:05:40,664 --> 00:05:42,747 Sure, yeah, we could wake her up, 172 00:05:42,749 --> 00:05:44,833 - say hi, right now. - Very cool. 173 00:05:44,835 --> 00:05:46,885 Welcome to my house. 174 00:05:46,887 --> 00:05:49,087 Hey, look at the time. It's already wine:30. 175 00:05:49,089 --> 00:05:50,755 - (laughter) - Wine:30. 176 00:05:50,757 --> 00:05:53,224 You guys are just, I'd say, about eight minutes away 177 00:05:53,226 --> 00:05:57,645 from drinking the smoothest 2014 Bros? Mangria you ever had. 178 00:05:57,647 --> 00:06:00,598 Here we go. - Oh, look at it go! 179 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,100 - Right? - Where's that cat? 180 00:06:02,102 --> 00:06:03,852 I'm not dying to meet it or anything. 181 00:06:03,854 --> 00:06:05,937 - Can we wake her up? - Um... 182 00:06:05,939 --> 00:06:07,655 - It's a miracle you haven't already. 183 00:06:07,657 --> 00:06:09,691 - Jillian. - Hey, Mommy. 184 00:06:09,693 --> 00:06:11,443 Don't you "Hey, Mommy" me, Daddy, 185 00:06:11,445 --> 00:06:13,328 barging in here with these whores 186 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:15,780 like the beginning of some crude stag film, 187 00:06:15,782 --> 00:06:17,782 just ten feet away from where your cat sleeps! 188 00:06:17,784 --> 00:06:19,701 - Okay. - Oh, hey, hey! 189 00:06:19,703 --> 00:06:22,287 We heard all about Denny's and we just wanted to meet her. 190 00:06:22,289 --> 00:06:23,872 - (mocking accent) Oh, did you? - Yeah. 191 00:06:23,874 --> 00:06:25,290 (mocking accent) Did you hear about Denny's? 192 00:06:25,292 --> 00:06:26,624 (normal voice) Do you have any cats? No. 193 00:06:26,626 --> 00:06:28,626 - I-- - No, I didn't think so. 194 00:06:28,628 --> 00:06:30,211 Because if you did, you wouldn't be dressed like sluts 195 00:06:30,213 --> 00:06:32,130 and following home strange men to pound Mangria. 196 00:06:32,132 --> 00:06:33,798 Blake, can I see you in the kitchen for a moment? 197 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,217 - Mm-hmm, yup. - We're not strange. 198 00:06:36,219 --> 00:06:37,519 Yeah, we're very non-strange. 199 00:06:37,521 --> 00:06:39,020 By the way, we are just minutes away 200 00:06:39,022 --> 00:06:40,972 from the Mangria, ladies. 201 00:06:40,974 --> 00:06:43,475 Yeah, so, you know, we didn't wake her up. 202 00:06:43,477 --> 00:06:45,143 And I didn't think it was that-- 203 00:06:45,145 --> 00:06:47,195 Yeah, that's right, Blake, you didn't think. 204 00:06:47,197 --> 00:06:49,314 Denny's was left for dead in a dumpster, 205 00:06:49,316 --> 00:06:51,399 and you didn't think hat maybe you shouldn't 206 00:06:51,401 --> 00:06:54,152 abandon her on the first night of being her daddy? 207 00:06:54,154 --> 00:06:56,821 Hey, I mean, I just figured, you know, 208 00:06:56,823 --> 00:06:57,989 you're such a good mommy-- 209 00:06:57,991 --> 00:06:59,707 Don't you patronize me! 210 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:01,709 Okay, how would I patronize you 211 00:07:01,711 --> 00:07:04,462 when I don't even know what that means? 212 00:07:04,464 --> 00:07:07,165 Okay? (stammers) 213 00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:08,800 What do you want from me? 214 00:07:08,802 --> 00:07:11,085 I want you to be a good daddy, 215 00:07:11,087 --> 00:07:13,805 not some whore-mongering night owl! 216 00:07:13,807 --> 00:07:15,840 Hey! All right, at least those... 217 00:07:15,842 --> 00:07:19,260 (softly) whores... aren't crazy! 218 00:07:19,262 --> 00:07:21,012 Oh! Oh, that's right! 219 00:07:21,014 --> 00:07:22,730 - Because I am crazy, right? - Oh, yeah! 220 00:07:22,732 --> 00:07:24,232 Okay, yeah, 'cause I'm crazy. 221 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:25,767 - You know what? - Yeah, oh, what you gonna do? 222 00:07:25,769 --> 00:07:27,151 - I'll show you crazy! - Oh, yeah! 223 00:07:27,153 --> 00:07:28,903 - Denny's needs her dad! - No, no, no! 224 00:07:28,905 --> 00:07:30,572 Throw 'em all over the place, Jillian! 225 00:07:30,574 --> 00:07:33,324 - Denny's needs her dad! - You fricking psycho! 226 00:07:33,326 --> 00:07:35,660 Don't you throw the nice plastic plates! 227 00:07:35,662 --> 00:07:37,445 Denny's! Because she needs one! 228 00:07:37,447 --> 00:07:40,281 There's one from Anders's birthday! Okay? 229 00:07:40,283 --> 00:07:41,583 - Ohh! - No, let me help ya! 230 00:07:41,585 --> 00:07:42,584 - Let me help ya! - You want to help me? 231 00:07:42,586 --> 00:07:43,835 That's fine! 232 00:07:43,837 --> 00:07:45,370 Just throw 'em all over the place, 233 00:07:45,372 --> 00:07:48,289 'cause I work at a goddamned dead-end job! 234 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:52,343 I got the shortest straw, didn't I, when I got you? 235 00:07:52,345 --> 00:07:54,512 You're throwing plates! 236 00:07:54,514 --> 00:07:57,432 - (cat meows) - She's awake now. Denny's! 237 00:07:57,434 --> 00:07:59,434 - Oh, come on! - Denny's! 238 00:07:59,436 --> 00:08:01,269 Oh, come on! 239 00:08:01,271 --> 00:08:02,387 Uh, we should go. 240 00:08:02,389 --> 00:08:03,721 Wait, no, no, guys, just, 241 00:08:03,723 --> 00:08:04,722 like, five more minutes on the wine. 242 00:08:04,724 --> 00:08:05,890 - Surprise kiss! - Aah! 243 00:08:05,892 --> 00:08:08,226 - You-- God! - Oh, [bleep]. 244 00:08:08,228 --> 00:08:10,562 All right, see ya at the bar, maybe, next time. 245 00:08:10,564 --> 00:08:12,230 Too aggressive? 246 00:08:12,232 --> 00:08:13,781 I don't think so. 247 00:08:13,783 --> 00:08:14,782 That's my point. You're never here. 248 00:08:14,784 --> 00:08:16,234 Oh, come on! 249 00:08:16,236 --> 00:08:17,869 I have one cat, 250 00:08:17,871 --> 00:08:19,737 and now I can't leave the fricking house? 251 00:08:19,739 --> 00:08:22,073 You wanna know how many dinners I had with my pops? 252 00:08:22,075 --> 00:08:26,044 Nada, zero, zilch, nothing, okay? 253 00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:29,414 And I didn't turn out to be a--any, uh, degenerate. 254 00:08:29,416 --> 00:08:31,749 Keep telling yourself that, Blake. 255 00:08:31,751 --> 00:08:33,167 Say good-bye to Daddy. 256 00:08:33,169 --> 00:08:35,253 Fine, go! 257 00:08:35,255 --> 00:08:38,590 I don't care, actually, at all! 258 00:08:38,592 --> 00:08:40,425 (voice breaking) Oh, God. 259 00:08:40,427 --> 00:08:42,060 Oh, great, great. 260 00:08:42,062 --> 00:08:44,095 You know what? Forget about that cat, okay? 261 00:08:44,097 --> 00:08:46,814 No, actually, don't forget about it, 262 00:08:46,816 --> 00:08:50,401 because you are its daddy and it is a little baby. 263 00:08:50,403 --> 00:08:51,986 So go fricking save your baby, Blake. 264 00:08:51,988 --> 00:08:53,605 - Go. - Mm-hmm, okay. 265 00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:55,106 - Go save the baby. - All right, yeah. Hell, yeah. 266 00:08:55,108 --> 00:08:56,608 What are you doing? This cat is problems. 267 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:57,942 - It's trouble. - What is wrong with you? 268 00:08:57,944 --> 00:08:59,744 You almost blew it. 269 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:02,447 The only reason that we had those chicks over at our house 270 00:09:02,449 --> 00:09:04,699 was that cat 'cause chicks love animals. 271 00:09:04,701 --> 00:09:06,584 They love animals even more than they love 272 00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:08,002 - surprise kisses. - Mm-hmm. 273 00:09:08,004 --> 00:09:09,837 So this is the angle, right? 274 00:09:09,839 --> 00:09:11,122 Yeah, okay. 275 00:09:11,124 --> 00:09:13,458 So last night, I was drunk. 276 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:15,126 I said some things. 277 00:09:15,128 --> 00:09:18,046 It was stupid. I didn't mean it, all right? 278 00:09:18,048 --> 00:09:19,881 - I don't hate you, Blake. - Okay. 279 00:09:19,883 --> 00:09:21,516 And I don't want Denny's to hate you, 280 00:09:21,518 --> 00:09:23,601 which is why I think we should do a joint custody. 281 00:09:23,603 --> 00:09:25,637 I get her on the weekdays. You get the weekends. 282 00:09:25,639 --> 00:09:27,055 - Yes. - Great. 283 00:09:27,057 --> 00:09:29,440 Um, but actually, it's Friday, 284 00:09:29,442 --> 00:09:30,942 so that's kind of, like, technically, 285 00:09:30,944 --> 00:09:32,310 the start of the weekend. 286 00:09:32,312 --> 00:09:33,611 - I didn't think about that. - Yeah. 287 00:09:33,613 --> 00:09:34,896 Here's her stuff. 288 00:09:34,898 --> 00:09:36,447 - These are her toys. - Yeah. 289 00:09:36,449 --> 00:09:38,783 - And this is her catnip. - I know. 290 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:40,568 - Carry it around at all times. - Yeah. 291 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:42,654 Oh, and she only eats off of a frisbee. 292 00:09:42,656 --> 00:09:45,156 - It's the craziest thing. - Yeah, I know! 293 00:09:45,158 --> 00:09:47,709 Okay, I-I know. I know she eats off a frisbee, yes. 294 00:09:47,711 --> 00:09:48,826 I know my-- 295 00:09:48,828 --> 00:09:50,828 - Everything okay here? - Yeah. 296 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:52,830 Everything's cool, Bill. Thanks. 297 00:09:52,832 --> 00:09:54,165 Yeah, she's with Daddy now, 298 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:55,917 and I know how to take care of her. 299 00:09:55,919 --> 00:09:57,385 Bye, Daddy. 300 00:09:57,387 --> 00:10:00,588 Ow! Gosh, you got a nerve. 301 00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:02,140 No, go harder. 302 00:10:02,142 --> 00:10:03,641 Work it out, betch. 303 00:10:03,643 --> 00:10:06,477 - - Harder! 304 00:10:07,828 --> 00:10:11,431 305 00:10:12,816 --> 00:10:14,429 Welcome to our house. Come on inside. 306 00:10:14,431 --> 00:10:15,980 Hey. Wine is inside. 307 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:19,016 Okay, this party is popping. What's going on? 308 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,902 Yeah, it's kind of crazy. 309 00:10:20,904 --> 00:10:23,070 Way more people than I was expecting. 310 00:10:23,072 --> 00:10:24,605 - I don't know. - Both: Hey. 311 00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:26,491 Where's the free cocaine from the flyer? 312 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,576 Wow, weird. "Free cocaine"? It does say that. 313 00:10:28,578 --> 00:10:29,961 That is weird. I've never seen this before. 314 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,829 I don't know anything about that. 315 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,031 But I do know that there's about to be a falcon debut 316 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,533 - happening in a few. - That is true. 317 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:38,035 I'm a falconer, so that's exciting. 318 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,704 Hmm, I'm sorry to be a wet blanket here. 319 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:42,457 Uh, I don't know if this is the best environment 320 00:10:42,459 --> 00:10:44,459 to be raising a cat. 321 00:10:44,461 --> 00:10:47,345 Denny's is a chick magnet, just like my falcon 322 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,046 is about to be a chick magnet. 323 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,882 Ders, you better get a bunny wabbit or something, 324 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,550 or you're gonna be sniffing on butt steaks. 325 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,719 I wouldn't worry about me, guys. 326 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,154 I think I'm gonna have some dumb girl 327 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,722 wrapped around my pinky in no time. 328 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,557 - Ooh-hoo. - Because, 329 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,693 while you guys are fighting over some animal-lover girls, 330 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:05,897 I'm gonna track down me a little animal hater. 331 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,231 (cat meows) That's right. 332 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,733 I'm calling it "counter ho-gramming." 333 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,535 That is hella good angle, 334 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,069 and I want to congratulate you 335 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:13,738 and wish you the best of luck, in all seriousness. 336 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,239 - Thank you. Boom and hello. - Mwah. 337 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,158 Mwah-ah-uh-uh. 338 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,543 You know, I don't like that we still do that. 339 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,577 Yeah, we don't have to do that. 340 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:20,795 Yeah, we don't have to. 341 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:23,464 Whoa, nice shot, sista. 342 00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:25,917 Hey, what do you guys say we liven this game up, 343 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,053 drop in a real, live gerbil, kill it? 344 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:33,758 Right? Spinnies! (chuckles) 345 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,510 No? Okay. 346 00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:37,178 Well, be sure and try the Mangria. 347 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:38,846 It's pretty tasty. 348 00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:42,066 Hey, that wasn't such a bad idea. 349 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,851 - The gerbil. - Oh. Oh! 350 00:11:43,853 --> 00:11:45,486 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks. 351 00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:46,571 That was-- You thought it was pretty funny? 352 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:47,822 I thought it was hilarious. 353 00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:50,324 - I love terrorizing animals. - Ooh. 354 00:11:50,326 --> 00:11:52,109 Do you want to come back o my place? 355 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,694 I've got a couple of tied-down raccoons 356 00:11:53,696 --> 00:11:56,163 that we can bash in with hammers... 357 00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:58,249 - unless you're a knife guy. - Uh... 358 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,585 Oh, you're a knife guy. I knew it. 359 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,504 - Oh, just do me already. - I want to. 360 00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:07,174 Hear ye, hear ye, animal lovers! 361 00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:13,047 Prepare yourself for the debut of my pet falcon! 362 00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:15,049 Okay, cool, you're listening. 363 00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:17,351 I love animals. 364 00:12:17,353 --> 00:12:19,186 They mean so much to me. 365 00:12:19,188 --> 00:12:24,141 So I would like to introduce to all of you my beloved... 366 00:12:26,362 --> 00:12:28,145 Beth! 367 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,531 Real falcon. I just--I Amazon Primed her. 368 00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:32,483 Turns out you can get-- get animals on there. 369 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:36,487 For Beth's first trick, she shall fly through the kitchen, 370 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,956 back to me, her master, 371 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:42,543 Adam "the Animal Lover" DeMamp. 372 00:12:42,545 --> 00:12:44,412 Fly, Beth! Fly! (falcon screeches) 373 00:12:44,414 --> 00:12:46,831 - Oh! Okay. - (crowd gasps) 374 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,050 So now she's-- she'll be fine. She's gonna come back. 375 00:12:49,052 --> 00:12:50,301 Did she poop on you? 376 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,003 Uh, that--that's okay. 377 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,838 I trained her to do such. 378 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,590 Beth? 379 00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:58,593 Ca-caw! Ca-caw! 380 00:12:58,595 --> 00:13:00,094 Den-- Denny's? 381 00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:01,512 That's really cool. That's awesome. 382 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,064 I went to Tanzania last summer. 383 00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:04,432 - Oh, wow. - And I shot a rhino, 384 00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,317 and I sawed its horn off. 385 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,685 God, it was so hot. 386 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,186 Yeah. 387 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,355 I still have the horn. 388 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,441 - I'd love to peg you with it. - Oh... 389 00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:14,992 But first I wanna kill something 390 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,944 and get really hot, you know? 391 00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:18,412 Yeah, oh, of course I know. 392 00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:22,033 One time, I spit on this pigeon's face, 393 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,584 and then I got a little boner-- 394 00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,503 big boner-- pretty big boner. 395 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,871 Ooh, I know. 396 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,422 Let's kill your friend's cat. 397 00:13:28,424 --> 00:13:30,174 Oh, Denny's? Oh--I--whoa. 398 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,293 I'll go get you a knife, Knife Guy. 399 00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:34,962 And you just get ready to give me that lap dagger. 400 00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:37,098 - Ooh! - I'm talking about your dick. 401 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:40,217 Yeah, I know. I know. You grabbed it. 402 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,719 Excuse me, I have a baby coming through. 403 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:42,970 Excuse me. 404 00:13:42,972 --> 00:13:45,723 Okay, just put you right to bed. 405 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,558 Oh, you had me worried sick. 406 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,727 This party's a little too crazy, huh? 407 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,979 Oh, no, no, no, no weed. 408 00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:53,230 Here you go, here. 409 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,732 Yeah, have your catnip, okay? 410 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,734 Daddy's gonna go party, all right? 411 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,703 He's gonna go get twisted! 412 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:02,990 Okay, oh, my gosh, I am ready to party. 413 00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:05,126 Serve my man up with some of that indo, my dude. 414 00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:07,044 Oh, I need it. 415 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,581 - I'm stressing. - I thought I was your man? 416 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,417 No, you're my dude. Blake's my man. 417 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,720 (coughs) 418 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,088 - Dude. - Sticky, right? 419 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,673 - What the hell is this, man? 420 00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:20,925 It tastes like Swamp Thing's dingleberries. 421 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,144 Really? I kind of like it. 422 00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:24,895 Whatever, it was free. It was just sitting there, so... 423 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,647 Huh? No! 424 00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:29,483 Finders keepers, losers weepers. 425 00:14:29,485 --> 00:14:33,104 Adam, this is, um... this is catnip. 426 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,689 That's like the weed name? Like a-- 427 00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:36,991 No, I think it's actual catnip. 428 00:14:36,993 --> 00:14:40,745 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 429 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,614 No! No! 430 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,449 (gasps) (cat groans) 431 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,450 (screams) 432 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:50,138 433 00:14:53,506 --> 00:14:55,973 434 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,404 - Where are they? - They're right there. 435 00:14:58,445 --> 00:14:59,850 Where are they? 436 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,575 And it's not all Blake's fault, by the way. 437 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,284 Wait, are you boinking Bill? 438 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,168 Grow up. (whispers) Yes. 439 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:09,670 She's alive, barely. 440 00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:11,706 Everybody, please back up. 441 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,925 I said get back, get back, get back, get back, get back! 442 00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:17,128 Go! Go! Butts to the wall! 443 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:20,765 Dear Lord, bless these fingers once more. 444 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:23,768 (dramatic music) 445 00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:25,853 446 00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,271 - (cat retches) - Whoa! 447 00:15:27,273 --> 00:15:28,389 - Whoa. - Ew! 448 00:15:28,391 --> 00:15:29,807 - There's my girl. - Dude. 449 00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:31,943 - There she is. - Old-fashioned stomach pump. 450 00:15:31,945 --> 00:15:33,561 - You're nasty. - (laughs) 451 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:35,196 Oh, thank God, Denny's, you're all right. 452 00:15:35,198 --> 00:15:36,981 - You get back, Blake! - Whoa! 453 00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:39,283 (sniffs) 454 00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:40,451 Are you high right now? 455 00:15:40,453 --> 00:15:41,986 No, no, no, no, no. 456 00:15:41,988 --> 00:15:44,038 You're smelling catnip. I smoked, uh, catnip. 457 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,990 I can't feel nothing. 458 00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:47,792 That cannot be true. 459 00:15:47,794 --> 00:15:50,061 I'm smoking it right now, and I am... 460 00:15:50,063 --> 00:15:51,712 (imitates rocket lift-off) 461 00:15:51,714 --> 00:15:55,333 And this asshole hates animals. 462 00:15:55,335 --> 00:15:58,002 (Ders on recording) One time, I spit on this pigeon's face, 463 00:15:58,004 --> 00:16:00,004 and then I got a little boner. 464 00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:01,672 - (all gasp) - No, I didn't! I didn't! 465 00:16:01,674 --> 00:16:03,591 It was a big boner. I don't have a little boner. 466 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,176 So that's how you know it didn't happen. 467 00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:07,678 Did your "counter ho-gramming" go as planned, 468 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,514 you chauvinist pig? 469 00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:10,932 Asshole! 470 00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:13,684 - This party sucks. - So you were never-- 471 00:16:13,686 --> 00:16:15,770 This is who you surround my kitty with? 472 00:16:15,772 --> 00:16:18,189 Nip-smokers and a pigeon-[bleep]? 473 00:16:18,191 --> 00:16:19,524 Did you [bleep] a pigeon? 474 00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:23,027 You will never see her again, Blake. 475 00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:24,495 Say good-bye to Daddy. 476 00:16:24,497 --> 00:16:25,530 Oh, wait. Hold up. 477 00:16:25,532 --> 00:16:27,165 Bill, warm up the car. 478 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:29,200 What else you want me to warm up? 479 00:16:29,202 --> 00:16:30,785 - We talk like that now. - Come on, wait. 480 00:16:30,787 --> 00:16:33,087 - Nice, dude. - Hold up. Ders, what? 481 00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:35,039 No, I didn't--why-- no, I spit. 482 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,340 Jillian! Hey, hey, no, no, no, no. 483 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:37,708 You can't do this. 484 00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,377 Like, legally, you can't do that. 485 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,846 Oh, really? You want me to call the cops, Blake? 486 00:16:41,848 --> 00:16:44,515 - Is that what you want? - No, what--we don't snitch. 487 00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:46,884 Look, Blake, you're a good guy, 488 00:16:46,886 --> 00:16:49,470 but you're a [bleep] daddy. 489 00:16:49,472 --> 00:16:51,222 - (cat meows softly) - I know, honey. 490 00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:52,690 Come on, Bill. 491 00:16:52,692 --> 00:16:55,059 Hey, man, forget her. Forget the cat, right? 492 00:16:55,061 --> 00:16:57,945 Why don't we go inside, work some angles, 493 00:16:57,947 --> 00:17:01,232 drink a little vino? 494 00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:02,233 Yeah! 495 00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:05,203 Whoo! Cat's gone! 496 00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:06,654 (intense techno music) 497 00:17:06,656 --> 00:17:09,290 Let's get loose! Thanks, brother. 498 00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:10,491 Oh... 499 00:17:10,493 --> 00:17:12,293 500 00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:14,495 Okay, no, that's-- (belches) 501 00:17:14,497 --> 00:17:15,913 That's cigarette butts. 502 00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:17,081 - Want some? - Nah, I'm okay. 503 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:19,000 Your loss. 504 00:17:19,002 --> 00:17:21,085 Oh, that looks like a really good year red, doesn't it? 505 00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:24,422 Huh? Huh? Yeah! 506 00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:27,141 - Hey, you broke my aerator. - Now we're having fun! 507 00:17:27,143 --> 00:17:29,143 Come on! Turn the music up, bud! 508 00:17:29,145 --> 00:17:30,428 What we got over here? 509 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,313 Ooh, a Merlot, vino. 510 00:17:32,315 --> 00:17:33,848 Ders, you like that, huh? 511 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,433 Oh, big old stout. 512 00:17:39,606 --> 00:17:40,688 Fancy Feast. 513 00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:42,106 (somber music) 514 00:17:42,108 --> 00:17:44,659 Tender Turkey Primavera. 515 00:17:44,661 --> 00:17:46,277 Hey, um, look, Blake, 516 00:17:46,279 --> 00:17:48,029 we're gonna get your cat Denny's back. 517 00:17:48,031 --> 00:17:51,782 Yeah, and not because it was a total pussy magnet, 518 00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:53,284 - which it was. - Totally. 519 00:17:53,286 --> 00:17:55,620 - But because you loved it. - Yeah. 520 00:17:55,622 --> 00:17:57,288 Daddy. 521 00:17:57,290 --> 00:18:00,124 Actually, it's kind of creepy when you say it. 522 00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,542 Okay, so here's the deal. 523 00:18:01,544 --> 00:18:03,344 We go in, we grab Denny's, and then, 524 00:18:03,346 --> 00:18:06,013 when she grows up to be, like, a lion or a tiger or a liger 525 00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,598 or whatever she is, she'll be all yours, right? 526 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,183 That's not how cats work, but yes. 527 00:18:09,185 --> 00:18:10,301 - He's right. - Really? 528 00:18:10,303 --> 00:18:11,636 Also, we're gonna make it 529 00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:13,137 look like she just ran away, all right? 530 00:18:13,139 --> 00:18:15,640 I got some paint, marshmallow paw prints. 531 00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:17,558 - That's very cute. - Yeah, thank you. 532 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,528 Okay, thanks, guys. I appreciate it. 533 00:18:23,199 --> 00:18:25,700 Ow, you're up my butthole, dude. 534 00:18:25,702 --> 00:18:27,318 I'm sorry. 535 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,453 Okay, she's sleeping. Shh. 536 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:31,322 Go get your girl, boy. 537 00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:32,907 - Go get her. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 538 00:18:32,909 --> 00:18:34,408 (falcon screeches) 539 00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:37,128 - Oh, my God. - No, it's Beth. 540 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,746 Oh, I'm so good at fricking birding. 541 00:18:38,748 --> 00:18:40,247 - No. - Watch this. 542 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,633 Beth, come to me. (falcon screeches) 543 00:18:42,635 --> 00:18:43,718 - Blake. - No! 544 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:44,885 (bones snap) (all scream) 545 00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,721 - (both) No! - Shh! 546 00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:48,639 - (Jillian) Who's out there? - (both) Shh! 547 00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:50,257 - (Jillian) What's going on? - Go, go, go, go, go, go. 548 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,676 - Go, go, go. - (Jillian) Hey, who's out there? 549 00:18:51,678 --> 00:18:52,927 - Denny's. 550 00:18:52,929 --> 00:18:54,679 ("Jockbox" by The Skinny Boys) 551 00:18:56,398 --> 00:18:59,042 552 00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:04,050 - Um, hey, uh... - Hey. 553 00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:07,253 I just want you to know that I'm a bad daddy. 554 00:19:07,255 --> 00:19:09,639 I'm also a bad mommy. 555 00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:11,474 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 556 00:19:11,476 --> 00:19:13,109 That's-- That's not true at all. 557 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,845 - Uh-huh. It is true. - No, no, no. 558 00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,814 After I left your house on Friday with Denny's, 559 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:21,400 I was driving and texting. 560 00:19:21,402 --> 00:19:22,852 - That's okay. - Yeah. 561 00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:24,570 I ran a stoplight, slammed on the brakes, 562 00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:25,988 and Denny's flew into the windshield. 563 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,441 Wham! Died on impact. 564 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,360 Wait, so she was dead? 565 00:19:31,362 --> 00:19:33,863 Or is--she is-- she is currently dead? 566 00:19:33,865 --> 00:19:35,197 That's good to know. Okay. 567 00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:36,999 But that's not all. 568 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,868 I laid Denny's out that night to bury in the morning. 569 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:40,002 And in the middle of the night, 570 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,671 I woke up to a screech. 571 00:19:41,673 --> 00:19:43,873 And I'm not talking about Dustin Diamond. 572 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,709 Now it flew off before I got a good look at it, 573 00:19:46,711 --> 00:19:48,878 but then I found paw prints outside my apartment, 574 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,212 and it was then that I knew. 575 00:19:50,214 --> 00:19:51,547 - Paw prints. - Hmm. 576 00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:53,299 - Wait, knew what? - Duh. 577 00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:56,102 That a young griffin had broken into my apartment 578 00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:57,436 and eaten our cat's corpse. 579 00:19:57,438 --> 00:19:59,271 - Yes, a griffin. - Yeah. 580 00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:00,973 The legendary creature 581 00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:02,391 that has the body of a lion and the head 582 00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:04,543 - and wings of a falcon. - (all) Yeah. 583 00:20:04,545 --> 00:20:05,544 - Man, really? - I mean, 584 00:20:05,546 --> 00:20:07,129 here's no other possibility. 585 00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:09,048 There's literally no other possibility. 586 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:11,517 It couldn't--it wouldn't be, like, my pet hawk or anything. 587 00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:13,853 Shh--sure couldn't be that. 588 00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:15,938 Hey, Blake, I was hoping we could put all the bad stuff 589 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:19,722 behind us and have a burial... together. 590 00:20:21,062 --> 00:20:23,729 I'd like that...Mommy. 591 00:20:23,731 --> 00:20:26,399 Thanks... Daddy-o. 592 00:20:26,401 --> 00:20:27,983 (somber music) 593 00:20:27,983 --> 00:20:29,983 Goodbye, little angel. 594 00:20:29,983 --> 00:20:31,983 I'll freaking miss you, you jerk... 595 00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:33,983 596 00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:36,167 Magic! 597 00:20:37,498 --> 00:20:39,259 She sure was... (chuckles) 598 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,882 (falcon screeches) 599 00:20:40,882 --> 00:20:42,882 - Oh! Griffin! - Go away, go away! 600 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,001 Nope. That's just a hawk I've never met before. 601 00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:52,272 I think I'll name her... Beth. (falcon screeches) 602 00:20:52,272 --> 00:20:54,272 - Oh! - Ew... 603 00:20:56,371 --> 00:20:57,511 Nice! 604 00:20:58,032 --> 00:21:01,032 Sync & corrections by dwigt Addic7ed.com 605 00:21:01,082 --> 00:21:05,632 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43396

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