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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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There's been a burglary!
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They could still be here.
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Bananas!
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Check the room.
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Under desk.. Clear.
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Closet.. Clear.
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Middle of the room..
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This area from here to
like right around here..
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This whole section I'm indicating
with my hand gestures..
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Clear.
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Tawny, you're holding
your banana backwards.
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Are you sure?
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Because it's my understanding that the ba..
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I told the Chief they shouldn't
put idiots on The Blonde Squad.
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Look..
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There's McKulsky's bird.
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Hey bird..
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Who cracked that safe?
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Talk.
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Cat..
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Cat.
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You have the next line.
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No, the bird does.
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No.. No, we put the bird's line in later.
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Oh, okay, I'll wait.
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And cut.
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How is it that I'm playing the dumb girl?
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Aw..
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Who's a pretty bird?
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Yes, who's a pretty..
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- Don't touch him!
- Oh!
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Was that necessary?
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You know the rules!
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You can borrow my Grandma's
bird to be in your little
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student movie, but nobody's
allowed to touch him.
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I know, but..
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Hey!
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- I was just..
- I say hey!
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My wig is hurting my head.
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Here, I'll fix it.
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Why can't I just..
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Who's the wig-master on this film?
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- You are. You are.
- Robbie is.
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That's right. And only the
wig-master touches the wigs.
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Well, fix hers..
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Wig-master.
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Well! It's almost five o'clock.
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Come on, Larry.
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What are we doing?
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I told you.. Larry has to get some
fresh air outside every hour.
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Come on Larry, fly to my finger.
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Aw no, you missed my finger!
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Larry, Larry stay there!
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I'm coming, son!
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I guess that's a wrap for the day.
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Oh, hey, you guys wanna go
grab some Sushi at Nozu?
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Yay.
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I don't want to but I will.
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Oh, remember, we have to let
Robbie take our wigs off.
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Or..
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We could go to Nozu in our wigs.
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Why?
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Because..
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Haven't you ever wondered what
it's like to be a blonde?
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No.
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I've wondered that.
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I've also wondered why lemonade is a
drink and first aid is for the injured.
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Like, what if a thirsty
person gets injured?
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Do you give him first aid
first, and then lemonade?
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Or lemonade first and then second aid?
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Lemonade.
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He-he-he.
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- So Sushi?
- Let's go.
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Here I am once again.
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Feeling lost but now and then.
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I breathe it in to let it go.
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And you don't know
where you are now.
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And what it will come to
if only somebody could hear.
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When you figure out how.
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You're lost in the moment.
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You disappear.
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You don't have to be afraid
to put your dream in action.
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You'll never gonna fade.
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You'll be the main attraction.
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Not a fantasy.
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Just remember me.
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When it turns out right.
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Because you know that if
you live in your imagination.
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Tomorrow you'll be
everybody's fascination.
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In my victory.
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Just remember me.
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When I make it shine.
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This is so cool!
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We're blondes!
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Woo!
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We're like princesses.
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Can you be the Princess who gets poisoned?
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Why are you so excited to be blonde?
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Because guys love blonde girls,
especially with blue eyes.
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You watch.
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Tonight we're gonna get
extra special treatment.
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My brother gets special treatment.
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From special Doctors.
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It's court ordered.
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Here's some water.
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Heh?
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Heh?
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- What?
- He just gave us water.
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Do you see what blonde girls get?
Free stuff.
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Cha-ching!
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Yay-uh.
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Oh, it's a magical night.
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You have to go to the bathroom?
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No.
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Oh. I do.
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Back in a boo!
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Oh, hi.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. I'm just..
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Going to the bathroom.
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I mean, not right this second..
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What?
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You're just really pretty.
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Oh.
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Ha.
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Um, sorry..
I probably shouldn't have said that.
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No, it's okay..
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I love compliments.
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Well, you wanna sit down with me..
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Maybe talk a little bit?
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Um..
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I dunno if I should.
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Okay!
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Wait, don't you wanna go
hit the bathroom first?
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No, you seem way more fun than a bathroom.
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Hey, Cat just sat down with some guy.
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Huh?
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See what blonde hair does for a girl?
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Ugh!
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Excuse me..
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Hi..
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Well, hi there.
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Can I borrow your soy sauce?
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Oh.
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He wants to borrow our soy sauce.
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Wow?
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What's your name, cute thing?
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Reese.
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Well, Reese..
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- If you wanna hang with us blondes..
- My God.
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Listen, you don't have to pretend
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that you wanna borrow our..
Reese.. Dad, I was just..
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I told ya to get some dang soy sauce!
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I asked this girl for it but she..
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Are you gonna lend us your
dang soy sauce or what?
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Sure, here..
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Oh, it's low-sodium.
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What are you, a Doctor?
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- What's the matter with you?
- Dad, I tried..
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- Hi.
- Shh.
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I'm trying to catch my
Grandma's bird, Larry.
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How?
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Well, I put some special bird seed in his
cage, and turned out all the lights.
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Soon as I hear him munching on
that seed, I'm gonna go in there,
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slam that cage, and then I'll
get my life back to normal.
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What do you mean?
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Well, every night, when my Grandma
goes to bed, she talks to the bird.
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Sure.
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Since he wasn't there last night, she
made me crawl under her bed and..
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Do the bird's voice.
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What kinda things does your
Grandma say to the bird?
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Stuff like uh..
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Larry? Are ya there, Larry?
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So then I had to go..
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Yes, Grandma. Larry loves you, Grandma.
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The.. The bird calls
your Grandma "Grandma"?
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Mmm-hmm.
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So you and the bird are cousins?
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I guess.
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Shh! Shh, listen..
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The bird!
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And he's munching that seed.
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Let's get him.
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When I shut the cage,
you turn on the lights.
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Got it.
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Lights!
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This is a good blend.
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Hey, Tori Here..
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What are..
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Is that a pair of my underwear?!
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Yeah. My allergies have been so bad today.
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What?!
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Tissues make my nose red and sore.
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These are so soft.
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You've been blowing your
nose in my underwear?!
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Yeah, they're like a giant soft hanky.
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Giant?!?!?
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Well, if it isn't the Vega girls.
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Gross.
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You're in a good mood.
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Yep.. Because I finished
the song I've been writing.
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Aw, is it another song about worms?
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Not this time.
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Hate this guy.
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This song's about a girl.
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Ugh, Robbie.. I've told you,
I'm not interested in you.
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Hey, I didn't mean you..
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Listen. Ya know when sometimes girls
say, "I just like you as a friend"?
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- Yeah.
- I don't even like you that way.
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Free hugs! Who wants a free hug!
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I'm hugging you!
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Ah..
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Someone's a happy Cat.
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Yeah, me!
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Wait, is this because of
that guy you met last night?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh. You.. You met a fella?
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Yeah.
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His name is Evan.
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Oh, and I invited him here
tonight to watch Beck's movie.
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Oh yeah, the screening's tonight.
I hear the movie came out pretty good.
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I was the wig-master.
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So what'd Evan do when you told him
your blonde hair was really a wig?
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What?
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I say..
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What'd Evan do when you told him
your blonde hair was really a wig?
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That did not come up.
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You never told him you were
wearing one of my wigs?
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I guess not.
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Or blue contacts?
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Also did not come up.
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So, you spent like five
hours with this guy and
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he still doesn't know what
you really look like?
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No.
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Oh my God!
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What if he hates red-headed
girls with brown eyes?
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Don't worry, he won't.
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Are you crying?
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Yeah, I can't help it..
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I cry when I'm scared.
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What is this?
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Underwear.
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They're so big!
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You know what?!
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Hello.
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What do you want?
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You're the one who sat down here.
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Yeah, lucky you.
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I'm so upset!
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Did you try to play pirates with her?
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No.
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Cat's bugging because she and that guy
Evan really hit it off last night,
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but he thinks that she has
blonde hair and blue eyes.
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You never told him you were wearing a wig?!
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I forgot!
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What if he hates red-headed girls?
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He won't.
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You're being silly.
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What's this boy's name?
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Evan.
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I forget his last name.
It rhymes with snith.
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Uh, could it be Smith?
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That's it! God, it's been killing me.
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Where's he go to school?
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Briarwood.
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When he sees how I really look he's
gonna be disappointed and then..
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That does it!
273
00:12:51,953 --> 00:12:54,147
Catarina Valentine, I will not sit here any
274
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,530
more and listen to you
talk bad about yourself!
275
00:12:57,539 --> 00:13:02,319
You're adorable. Any guy would be
lucky as cheese to go out with you.
276
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:07,074
Thanks Robbie, that's really sweet,
but you don't know how guys think.
277
00:13:07,075 --> 00:13:09,753
Wh.. H.. How can..
278
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,974
Good day!
279
00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:16,930
- Cheese is lucky?
- Yes!
280
00:13:17,537 --> 00:13:21,964
Jade, tell Cat that when this boy
sees her pretty red hair tonight,
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00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:23,758
he's gonna like her even more.
282
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,549
Ah, can't do that.
283
00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:27,732
Why not?
284
00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:30,112
Because I'm looking at
Evan's Splashface page and..
285
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,095
Scrolling through pics
of his ex-girlfriends..
286
00:13:32,096 --> 00:13:34,734
Blonde, blonde, blonde..
287
00:13:34,735 --> 00:13:37,086
Whoa, ugly blonde.
288
00:13:37,087 --> 00:13:42,309
Uh, blonde, oh, and his
blue-eyed dog with blonde fur.
289
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:45,429
I'm thinking Evan goes for blondes.
290
00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:48,252
Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
291
00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:50,311
What are his likes and dislikes?
292
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:56,046
Uh, likes.. "Sushi, video games, girls
with blonde hair and blue eyes".
293
00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:57,531
Oh!
294
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:58,965
Dislikes?
295
00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:02,218
"People who pretend to be
something they're not".
296
00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:04,259
Oh no.
297
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:08,427
Can I have your underwear again?
298
00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,376
Thank you for coming to
see my semester project..
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00:14:23,377 --> 00:14:25,794
A funny, short film called
"The Blonde Squad"..
300
00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:27,363
Yay! All right, Beck!
301
00:14:27,364 --> 00:14:29,328
We love you, Beck!
302
00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:31,613
- Northridge right?
- Uh-huh.
303
00:14:31,614 --> 00:14:33,276
Yeah.
304
00:14:33,277 --> 00:14:34,135
Anyway..
305
00:14:34,136 --> 00:14:39,116
Hang out, get some popcorn,
we're gonna start..
306
00:14:39,906 --> 00:14:43,259
Sinjin, please stop eating bird seed.
307
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:47,460
Don't you think I would if I could?
308
00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:51,866
- All right. Uh..
- Real quick, real quick.
309
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:55,512
I'm sure most of you have heard
by now, I'm looking for a bird..
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00:14:55,513 --> 00:14:57,520
Name-a Larry.
311
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:01,260
If ya happen to see him, please alert
me by saying something like uh..
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00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:05,101
"Hey Andre.. There's your bird".
313
00:15:06,351 --> 00:15:09,591
Thanks. Thanks for that.
314
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:17,637
You seen Cat's boy-toy yet?
315
00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:20,293
- Right over there.
- Oh, so she's meeting him here?
316
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,951
Yup. And I guarantee you,
when he sees what she
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00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:25,128
really looks like he's gonna
be even more psyched..
318
00:15:25,129 --> 00:15:26,730
Whoa whoa..
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00:15:26,731 --> 00:15:28,606
- Hi.
- Uh..
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00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:31,007
No. Oh Cat.
321
00:15:32,343 --> 00:15:33,917
What's going on?
322
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,778
Oh..
323
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,045
Hey.
324
00:15:38,046 --> 00:15:39,746
Did you do that to Cat's head?!
325
00:15:39,747 --> 00:15:42,796
- I couldn't talk her out of it!
- You helped her?
326
00:15:42,797 --> 00:15:44,185
Do you see this belt?
327
00:15:44,186 --> 00:15:45,768
I am a wig-master.
328
00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:46,761
Oh.
329
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:50,582
Helping people with their
wig needs is my duty.
330
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,383
Oh.
331
00:15:54,838 --> 00:15:57,478
Here, sniff it.
332
00:15:57,859 --> 00:16:00,199
Ha ha ha..
333
00:16:01,381 --> 00:16:03,467
Ha! There's been a burglary.
334
00:16:03,468 --> 00:16:04,982
They could still be here.
335
00:16:04,983 --> 00:16:07,083
Bananas!
336
00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:10,336
Check the room.
337
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,409
Under desk.. Clear.
338
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,423
Closet.. Clear.
339
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:15,542
Middle of the room..
340
00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:17,862
This area from here to
like right around here..
341
00:16:17,863 --> 00:16:20,816
This whole section that I'm
indicating with these hand gestures..
342
00:16:20,817 --> 00:16:22,308
Clear.
343
00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:25,773
Tawny, you're holding
your banana backwards.
344
00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:30,934
Are you sure?
Because it's my understanding that..
345
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:36,926
Larry! Oh my word!
Stop the film! Stop the film!
346
00:16:38,892 --> 00:16:40,420
Whoa.
347
00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:42,765
Cat, don't move!
348
00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:45,946
I gotta go freshen up.
349
00:16:47,436 --> 00:16:51,759
No, no, Cousin Larry!
Our Grandma needs ya'!
350
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,740
Andre!
351
00:16:59,424 --> 00:17:01,312
Cat.. Cat.. Cat.
352
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,833
Larry! Larry!
353
00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,819
Please, fix it, Robbie. Fix my wig!
354
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:08,562
Okay.
355
00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:10,363
No!
356
00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:13,131
This ends now.
357
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,526
Tori..
358
00:17:14,527 --> 00:17:15,807
Cat.
359
00:17:15,808 --> 00:17:19,920
You are a beautiful girl,
with a beautiful personality.
360
00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:23,626
Any guy would be insanely
lucky to go out with you.
361
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:26,327
Lucky as cheese.
362
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:29,232
Please..
363
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:34,074
Just tell Evan the truth.
Show him the real you.. And I promise..
364
00:17:34,075 --> 00:17:37,069
He'll think you're amazing.
365
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:39,609
You're sure he'll still like me?
366
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,337
Hundred percent.
367
00:17:41,338 --> 00:17:43,858
Come with me.
368
00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:45,653
I don't know about this..
369
00:17:45,654 --> 00:17:46,831
It's okay.
370
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,367
But I don't like controversy.
371
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,068
I know. I know.
372
00:17:53,295 --> 00:17:55,476
Excuse me..
Have you seen a blonde girl, she's..
373
00:17:55,477 --> 00:17:59,011
Cat. Yeah. She'll be back in a sec.
374
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,306
Is she all right?
375
00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:02,199
Yeah, she's..
376
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:07,157
She just gets weird when
birds eat from her hair.
377
00:18:07,158 --> 00:18:11,658
Larry! Larry! Eat from my finger! Larry!
378
00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:15,601
Why don't you wait here, for Cat?
379
00:18:15,602 --> 00:18:18,093
She's really sweet, and..
380
00:18:18,094 --> 00:18:19,956
Pretty and..
381
00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:23,758
Deserving of being accepted for who she is.
382
00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:25,619
Huh?
383
00:18:26,544 --> 00:18:29,184
Just wait here.
384
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,767
Hi.
385
00:18:46,768 --> 00:18:48,576
Cat?
386
00:18:48,577 --> 00:18:50,737
I guess.
387
00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:53,559
Is that you?
388
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:57,125
- But..
- It was a blonde wig.
389
00:18:57,126 --> 00:19:02,010
And the blue eyes were fake.
It was for Beck's movie.
390
00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:04,411
This is me.
391
00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:06,494
Well..
392
00:19:06,495 --> 00:19:09,255
You're beautiful.
393
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,895
I am?
394
00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:13,996
Totally.
395
00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:20,373
But I'm really into blondes. Later.
396
00:19:24,155 --> 00:19:27,635
Squawk. Larry loves Grandma.
397
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:31,802
Larry.. I got the wig on
and it's full a bird seed!
398
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,923
Come eat from my wig!
399
00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:40,984
Aw Cat..
400
00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:46,155
I feel like I've done
something terrible to you.
401
00:19:46,156 --> 00:19:48,076
Yeah.
402
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:53,870
You hate me now?
403
00:19:54,035 --> 00:19:55,832
No.
404
00:19:55,833 --> 00:20:00,001
I just want something bad to happen to you.
405
00:20:00,002 --> 00:20:02,266
Not like really bad. Just..
406
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,987
Something to ruin your weekend.
407
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,253
I'll try.
408
00:20:09,402 --> 00:20:12,282
I'd appreciate it.
409
00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:15,472
Can I just be alone now?
410
00:20:15,473 --> 00:20:17,393
Okay.
411
00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:19,432
Hug?
412
00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:21,233
No.
413
00:20:30,705 --> 00:20:32,174
Hey.
414
00:20:32,175 --> 00:20:33,975
Hi.
415
00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:40,572
I think that Evan guy is really dumb
for not seeing how great you are.
416
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,921
You wanna hear the new
song I've been working on?
417
00:20:43,922 --> 00:20:45,433
I don't know if I'm in the mood to listen..
418
00:20:45,434 --> 00:20:47,474
Please?
419
00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:49,656
Okay.
420
00:20:56,309 --> 00:21:01,969
I think you're swell..
421
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:07,531
I think you're swell..
422
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:08,875
You're the nugget in my chicken.
423
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,195
The peanuts in my butter.
424
00:21:10,196 --> 00:21:12,878
Adding fiber to our diets
beneficial for each other.
425
00:21:12,879 --> 00:21:15,430
You're a piece of dental
floss, and I am the teeth.
426
00:21:15,431 --> 00:21:18,120
You're Aretha Franklin,
I'm R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
427
00:21:18,121 --> 00:21:20,864
I love you like a
Cops Marathon on TV.
428
00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:23,224
I love you more than the
original Star Wars trilogy.
429
00:21:23,225 --> 00:21:24,709
You're a guitar, and
I'm the strings.
430
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:26,239
Like a jet-ski in the water.
431
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,521
You're New York, I'm the buildings.
432
00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:33,510
You're my Mother. I'm your Father.
433
00:21:33,511 --> 00:21:39,009
And I think you're swell..
434
00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:44,265
And every day when you're
walking down the street.
435
00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:49,326
Is like every other day because you're
constantly walking down the street.
436
00:21:49,327 --> 00:21:54,512
And every day.
I'm only thinking about you.
437
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:58,555
And a bunch of other important
things, but primarily you.
438
00:21:58,556 --> 00:22:06,435
And that's true because I
think you're swell...
439
00:22:06,436 --> 00:22:12,121
I think you're swell..
440
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,462
I'll be the Jagger to your Richards.
441
00:22:13,463 --> 00:22:14,785
The Captain Kirk to your Picard.
442
00:22:14,786 --> 00:22:17,784
If you're a molten lava room,
I'll be the one inept guard.
443
00:22:17,785 --> 00:22:19,954
We go together like pastrami on rye.
444
00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:22,708
Like watching Titanic
and trying not to cry.
445
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,440
We go together like a
parade to confetti.
446
00:22:25,441 --> 00:22:29,102
And later if you're hungry
I'll make you some spaghetti.
447
00:22:29,103 --> 00:22:31,327
Would there be meatballs?
448
00:22:31,328 --> 00:22:33,328
There would.
449
00:22:37,444 --> 00:22:42,694
And I think you're swell..
450
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:48,215
I think you're swell..
451
00:22:48,216 --> 00:22:53,167
And I think you're swell..
452
00:22:56,089 --> 00:22:58,009
Hey..
453
00:22:58,284 --> 00:23:02,216
What if I just dye my hair blonde?
454
00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:05,937
Subs created by: David Coleman.
455
00:23:07,257 --> 00:23:09,081
We're back!
456
00:23:09,082 --> 00:23:12,195
And we're very close to the camera.
457
00:23:12,196 --> 00:23:14,089
Ooh..
458
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:16,190
Wa-ha..
459
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:19,248
And now..
460
00:23:19,353 --> 00:23:23,572
We're at a proper distance
from the camera..
461
00:23:23,573 --> 00:23:28,334
Like proper girls, who should always remain
at a proper distance from the camera.
462
00:23:28,335 --> 00:23:31,215
- Proper.
- Proper.
463
00:23:35,963 --> 00:23:39,211
You're holding your
banana backwards.
464
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:41,711
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