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Why is Sikowitz always late to class?
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Maybe we could try
an acting scene on our own.
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Ooo!
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What if we act out
the final scene from Titanic.
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When the boat sinks?!
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Oh my God I just gave away the ending.
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Spoiler alert!
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Y'know, whenever she starts talkin',
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I think to myself, "maybe
this time it'll make sense"...
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I'm always wrong.
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Oh.
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C'mon man! Why won't it...
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- Your phone's making noise.
- I think she knows that.
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You don't know what she knows.
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I know you're being obnoxious.
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Ohhh.
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Why does it keep... ?!
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Robbie, would you please unplug that cord,
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count to three, and then plug it back in?!
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Surely girly.
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One I love grandma...
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Two I love grandma...
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Plug it in!!
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Thanks.
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Why's your phone all janked?
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You tell me!
It should work fine.
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How many times have you
dropped it in the toilet?
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Only three!
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Anyway, now it won't stay charged.
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So I have to keep it plugged in
all the time.
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- Just get a new phone.
- Don't give her advice.
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- I was just...
- Don't.
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Man, you make me happy!
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- Blehhh.
- Blehhh.
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My father's embarrassed of me.
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You really should just get
a new pear phone.
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If I buy a new pear phone now
I have to get another GX,
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but people say the pear phone XT
might come out next month.
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They announced it?
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No, but they're supposed
to tell us this week.
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Girl, you're better than that.
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Just buy another GX.
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Nooooo... if I buy the GX,
then the new XT'll come out.
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The next day and then I'll
be stuck with a stupid GX.
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While everybody else has the cool new XT.
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Hey if we're gonna keep
talking about Tori's phone,
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could someone please take me to a car door.
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So I can slam my face in it?
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I have a car.
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Oohhh.
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Hey, I have an announcement.
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Is it about the new pear phone XT?!
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No, sit down.
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You guys know that game show I invented?
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Queries for couples?
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Queries?
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What about your game show?
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Well, I met with the people
from gamegoober. Com,
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and told them about the idea,
and they wanna do it!
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Great bye.
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Wait.
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I'm doing a rehearsal
of the show tomorrow night.
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For the guy who runs game goober...
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Harvey goobensteen?
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Yep!
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And I want all you guys to come.
Even Robbie.
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- Oh wow.
- Cool.
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- Awesome.
- Thanks.
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I'll text everyone the deets!
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La la la la la la la la.
Hoo hoo!
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Ohhhhh...
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All right, I can't take that phone anymore.
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- Will ya fix that chiz?
- She's...
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- Turn off.
- Really annoying.
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Okay, okay.
Fine, I'll just unplug it!
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Whoa!!!
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Oh my God. Are you okay?!
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- Yeah.
- Would you plug it back in?
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Here I am once again feeling lost.
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But now and then
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I breathe it in to let it go.
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And you don't know where you are now.
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Or what it will come to.
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If only somebody could hear.
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When you figure out how.
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You're lost in the moment.
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You disappear.
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You don't have to be afraid.
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To put your dream in action.
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You're never gonna fade.
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You'll be the main attraction.
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Not a.
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Just remember me.
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When it turns out right
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'cause you know.
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That if you live.
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In your imagination.
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Tomorrow you'll be.
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Everybody's fascination.
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In my victory.
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Just remember me.
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When I make it shine.
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Hello and welcome to Northridge.
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Heh heh. M'girls.
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Thank you for being here at the first
rehearsal of my very own game show,
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queries for couples.
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Would you pass this down?
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I need to plug in my phone.
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Hi, little help?
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Little help?
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Help my friend Tori plug in her phone.
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Thanks, guys.
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Um, before we start,
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I'd like to introduce the wonderful
man who runs gamegoober. Com...
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Mister Harvey goobensteen.
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And now... it's time to play...
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Sinjin's game show!
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It's called queries for couples!
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Wall!
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- Ulch.
- Ewww.
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Yeeee.
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Now let's meet our contestants.
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Couple number one
hails from burbank, and...
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Hey... hey ragtop...
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Uh, excuse me for a moment.
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Hey Northridge.
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Would you just plug it into the wall there.
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Thanks.
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Some girls aren't so smart.
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Uh huh.
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- Yay, my phone came on.
- Yay, my phone came on.
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- Awww man.
- Awww man.
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- You got the talkin' Reggie app?
- You got the talkin' Reggie app?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Turn it off.
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- Shut up!
- Shut up!
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Ooooch!
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Okay...
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Mister goobensteen feels that a game show
should have better-looking contestants.
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He's not wrong.
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So I'm gonna say goodnight to you guys...
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Go on...
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Don't worry...
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It's nothing personal...
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It's just your appearances.
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Now... uhhh...
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Will you guys please be my test couples?
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But none of us are dating,
except for Beck and Jade.
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That's okay.
Will you guys do it?
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- Well I...
- Don't blow this for me, Tori!
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Okay, it's time to play...
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Queries for couples.
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Thaaaaat's right!
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Live, from Northridge.
It's: Queries for couples!
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- We're not really a couple.
- Shush!
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Now, say hello
to our query girl, Trina Vega!
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Hello sinjin.
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- You're not supposed to talk.
- I'll talk if I wanna talk.
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Okay!
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Let's take a look at our first
query for couple number one.
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Andre, Cat has bad breath.
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It's just pretend.
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Do you, a: Tell her she has bad breath;
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B, ignore it because you love her;
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Or c, dump her.
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Cat, go ahead and use your corded remote.
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To secretly choose what you
think Andre's answer should be.
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Okay!
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Beeeee.
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Cat, you don't say it out loud.
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That's okay.
This is just a rehearsal.
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Andre, your answer.
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I'm gonna go with b.
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Yay!
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Easy, now. Don't start
something you can't finish.
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Okay. Our next query is
for Tori and Robbie.
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- I say that!
- Well, I should get to say something!
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No!
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Now, let's look at our query
for Tori and Robbie.
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Tori, Robbie has a pimple
on his back that he can't reach.
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That has happened to me.
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Not really my boyfriend!
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Do you, a, take him to the doctor;
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B, wait for the pimple
to explode on its own;
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Or c, pop it for him.
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Robbie, lock in the answer
you think Tori will choose.
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Hmmm.
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What will my girlfriend Tori say?
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Ah!
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So Tori, what are we gonna do
about that back zit?
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Well, I think that I would choose a,
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take him to a doctor.
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And Robbie predicted
you'd say, c, pop it for him.
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- Gross.
- My mom does it for me.
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Well, maybe that's why
she screams in her sleep.
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And now for our final couple,
Beck and Jade.
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Your query is...
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Hello? Tori?
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You're taking a phone call now?
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I didn't even press answer!
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I'm sorry, my phone is very broken!
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Mom, I can't talk now!
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- Can you hear me?
- Hi, Mrs. Vega.
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- Toriiiii?
- Turn it off!
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I'm pressing end call!
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- I can't hear you.
- Mom, just hang up!
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I'm at the drugstore.
Do you want me to buy you some more ointment...
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I have some ointment if you need it.
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Please read the next query.
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Okay.
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Beck and Jade, your query is:
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You're stranded on a boat in the ocean...
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- I don't go in the ocean.
- Just let him finish the question.
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- I don't like the ocean.
- Guys...
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We are trying to help our
friend with his game show.
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You know what happened to me
when I was in third grade.
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And went into the ocean!
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The dolphin was just being friendly!
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I love dolphins!
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They eat fish and do tricks, and I saw
one in a movie that solves crime.
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Oh, yeah.
What was the name of that movie?
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- Detective blowhole.
- Oh, yeah!
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I'm trying to ask Beck and Jade a query!
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Dolphins creep me out,
so I will not go in the ocean!
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- Just say a, b or c!!!
- B!
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- Maybe it was a!
- I don't care!
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I'm not happy with our relationship!
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We'll be right back with more
of queries for couples.
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- Starring Trina!
- Stop it!!!
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Hello? Tori?
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Do you want the ointment or the foam?
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Ointment!
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Wait, they have foam?
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What's up, girlfriend?
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Stop pretending we're couple.
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The game show is over.
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I don't know if you wanna begining
snippy with your pretended boyfriend,
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who fixed your pear phone source to work
without an extension cord?
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- You fixed it?
- Yup?
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Your mobile phone is once again...
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Mobile.
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Wh... wh... what is this?
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Car batteries. From a Volvo.
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So I am supposed to walk around
with these giant car batteries
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to power my phone?!
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Or you could just buy a new pear
phone GX to replace that one.
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Nooooo.
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If I buy another GX,
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I guarantee you the new XT'll
gonna come out like the next day,
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and then I'll be the dumb preturd with a GX.
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While everybody else has the cool new XT.
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- Take it easy, baby.
- Robbie...
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- Hey, Tori.
- Hey... sinji...
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Sinjin, what happened to you?!
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Well...
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After the show last night,
I went to the parking lot.
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To give Beck and Jade their trophy
for being voted worst couple,
261
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,940
and Jade ran over me.
262
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:04,510
She ran over you?!
263
00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:07,210
Just my legs.
264
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,910
Will you give this to Beck or Jade?
265
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:10,550
Sure.
266
00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:14,920
So is that goobensteen guy gonna
put your game show on his website?
267
00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,920
- I'm not sure.
- Well, what'd he say?
268
00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:19,530
Nothing... he just spit
in my apple juice.
269
00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:24,790
- That's not a good sign.
- Hard to say.
270
00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:29,360
- Ooo, there's Beck and Jade.
- No, not Jade.
271
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,070
Aah!
272
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:36,970
Robbie, come drag me away!
273
00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:44,850
Just get another pear phone GX.
274
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,320
I am waiting for the XT!
275
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:50,080
- I'm done talking about it.
- No, we're not.
276
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,820
He's kidnapping me!
You all see it!
277
00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:54,720
Kidnapper! Kidnapper! Let go!
278
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,090
Kidnapper.
279
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,830
- This is not funny.
- Right.
280
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:01,530
What's funny is you freaking out
over a dumb game show.
281
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,330
We were voted worst couple.
282
00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:06,530
And the other two couples
weren't even real couples.
283
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:10,010
And one had Robbie in it.
284
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,910
Why do you care
if we were voted worst couple?
285
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,940
It's a matter of...
286
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:17,250
Is this a closet party?
287
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,150
Look, I have spoons!
288
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,580
Cat, come here.
289
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,420
We need your opinion on something.
290
00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:25,390
On global warming?
291
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:28,490
- No.
- 'Cuz I don't think that's really happening.
292
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:29,390
Cat...
293
00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:31,860
Seriously, I went to the
movies the other night,
294
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,330
and it was so cold.
295
00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:36,200
- Cat!
- Hi.
296
00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:39,200
- We need your opinion on us.
- Why not just ask a monkey?
297
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,000
I saw a movie about a monkey.
298
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,010
He wore glasses and carried a gun.
299
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,640
Don't you think Jade and I fight a lot?
300
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,310
Sure.
301
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:51,050
Yeah, but all boyfriends and
girlfriends fight a lot, don't they?
302
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:51,950
Well, sometimes, but...
303
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,220
- Yes or no?!
- Ah!
304
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,280
- Let her talk!
- You never listen to me talk!
305
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,720
- Can I go now?
- No!
306
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:57,850
What is your point here anyway?!
307
00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:59,950
I would like to have
a girlfriend I can talk to.
308
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:01,720
Without it turning into a screaming match.
309
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,860
Yeah?
Well I'd like a boyfriend.
310
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,830
Who other girls don't stare at
all the time!
311
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:08,400
I thought this was a closet party.
312
00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:10,570
How is it my fault girls stare at me?
313
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,000
You could look worse if you wanted to!
314
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,670
I'm under my bed, I'm under
my bed, I'm under my bed.
315
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,740
I can't believe how jealous you get!
316
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,010
Oh, oh, so you think I'm ugly?!
317
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:25,820
Wh... ?! Who said...
Did I say she was ugly?!
318
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,420
No, Cat thinks we're a perfect couple!
319
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:29,090
Cat, are Jade and I a perfect couple?!
320
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,450
- Don't answer that!
- Answer it!
321
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:31,650
- Say nothing!
- C'mon!!!
322
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:35,020
You c'mon?!?!
323
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,930
Well, ya made Cat faint.
324
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,030
I'm late for class.
325
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,070
We're gonna have
to finish this sooner or later!
326
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,030
Later.
327
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,250
Hi.
328
00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:56,070
Hey Luther... somebody spilled a
soda on the floor in the gym and I...
329
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:02,770
Oh Luther, why?
330
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,130
I'll call it.
331
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:17,600
...Full boat...
Jacks over queens.
332
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,540
- I win!
- Boo.
333
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:20,400
C'mon now...
334
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,840
Ah, don't hate me
'cuz I'm lucky and pretty.
335
00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:27,130
Then can we hate you 'cuz you're
conceited and untalented?
336
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:32,180
You guys, I feel bad that we didn't
invite Beck to play cards with us.
337
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,150
You invite Beck, you get Jade too.
338
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,520
And they're always fighting.
339
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,120
I don't wanna be sitting here
playing cards.
340
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,560
While they scream at each other.
341
00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:41,460
All right ladies...
Are we gonna chitchat or play some cards?
342
00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:42,830
- Cards.
- Let's play.
343
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:43,860
- Deal 'em.
- Let's do it.
344
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,560
Oh, wait, one sec...
345
00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:53,110
Looooooooo-woooooaaahhhhhh!!!
346
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:55,770
Who was it?
347
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,640
I don't know!
348
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,750
I was too busy being electrocuted to hear!
349
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:07,520
The worst those batteries
could give you is a mild shock.
350
00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:13,220
Ahhh! Take it away!
Take it away! Take it away!
351
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,690
Just buy yourself another pear phone GX.
352
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,530
No! If I buy another GX...
They're gonna announce the XT the next day.
353
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:21,260
And then everyone will have a new XT.
354
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,240
And I'll be stuck with a stupid GX.
355
00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:27,740
Man, I'm so sick of hearing that.
356
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:30,940
Well, there's no need for you
guys to mock me simultaneously.
357
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,250
- Is it my turn to deal?
- Yup. Do it.
358
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,450
Okay, look...
359
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,390
My Uncle Duke taught me how to
shuffle cards with one hand. Ready?
360
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:40,520
Look-it...
361
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,250
Schlamozzle!
362
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,960
- I got it.
- Yeah, get it.
363
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:54,970
Comiiiing.
364
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,170
Oh. Great! It's you guys...
365
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,270
See? They're all here.
366
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,980
I told you they'd all be here.
367
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:09,980
Listen, I am sorry that we didn't
invite you guys to play but...
368
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,780
Tell her why you didn't invite us to play.
369
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:17,890
Well... 'Cuz... we were...
370
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:22,360
Planning your surprise party?
371
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:23,490
What?
372
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,400
Alright, we didn't invite you guys to play.
373
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,670
Because you two are always
screamin' at each other.
374
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,470
And it makes everybody feel awkward.
375
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:34,240
And makes Cat faint and
sometimes it makes Robbie cry!
376
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,870
One time! I cried one time!
377
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:39,740
- Six.
- Six times!
378
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:41,440
See?
We fight so much,
379
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,050
even our friends don't want us around!
380
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,450
Tori's not my friend.
I only tolerate Robbie.
381
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,450
No one likes Trina.
And Cat's basically a pet.
382
00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:51,650
Arf!
383
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,530
Are you guys gonna let her
say that nobody likes me?
384
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:06,100
So why don't you guys play cards with us?
385
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,640
Look, I don't wanna be your boyfriend.
386
00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:09,240
If we're just gonna fight all the time.
387
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,370
So you wanna break up?
388
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,940
No, I didn't say that! I'm just saying...
389
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,850
You guys might break up?
390
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,480
Because I'm not dating anyone.
391
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,320
And I've always thought that Beck
and I would make a perfect...
392
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:23,390
Next time it's a hammer!
393
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:26,320
Come on, Beck, take me to get some food.
394
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,200
I'm tired of fighting.
395
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,400
Okay.
396
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:32,870
I'm gonna walk out that door...
397
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:36,420
- And I'm gonna count to ten.
- Don't forget three!
398
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:41,140
Some people forget it.
399
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,380
If I get to ten and you're not out there...
400
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:44,910
I'm going home...
401
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,580
And we're over.
402
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,820
One...
403
00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:52,190
I would never fight with you.
404
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:56,440
Two... three...
405
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:04,660
Four... five...
406
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,660
Six...
407
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,470
- Yaww!
- Aah!
408
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,870
- Trina!
- Stop.
409
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,100
Come on.
Just give me a chance!
410
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,410
Stop! Get off! No!
411
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,170
You have to understand,
I'm a really fun girl!
412
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,710
You're so good looking!
413
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:21,480
What are you doing?!
Stop, stop.
414
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,670
Seven...
415
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:25,680
Eight...
416
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,430
Nine...
417
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,630
Ten.
418
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,110
Let's play some cards.
419
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:03,120
Yeah, let's play.
420
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,590
I'll pick up the cards.
421
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:08,760
- Make sure you get all fifty-two.
- Kay-kay.
422
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:13,930
One... two... four... five...
423
00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:17,200
Six... seven... eight...
424
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:21,480
Nine... ten... eleven...
425
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:37,890
And... text message sent.
426
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,630
Where's the battery card I made you?
427
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:40,430
Don't need it.
428
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:43,260
I went to the pear store
and just bought another GX.
429
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,160
Good.
430
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,970
I thought you're gonna wait for the new XT.
431
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,140
Oh, who knows when that phone
will come out?
432
00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:49,500
I mean, it could be months.
433
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:50,710
- True.
- You're right.
434
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:53,780
Y'know, I needed a new phone
now and the GX is fine.
435
00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:58,110
And look, I already installed
talking Reggie.
436
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:04,050
- Yo, what-up rejayyy?
- Yo, what-up rejayyy?
437
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,620
Hey, you guys... did you see Jade
and Beck's profiles on The Slap?
438
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,130
- I did.
- Yup.
439
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,900
- What do they say?
- "Not in a relationship".
440
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,100
Wow.
441
00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:17,780
Then I guess it's official.
They're broken up.
442
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:24,070
Does my thumb look Spanish?
443
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:28,080
Hey!
Look what I got, everyone!
444
00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:32,420
- The new pear phone XT?
- Yup!
445
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,220
What?!
446
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:38,220
No no no no noooo!!!
447
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:40,930
- Uh-huh... they just hit the
pear store this morning.
448
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,460
I got one too!
449
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,330
Same here.
450
00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:45,630
- Uh-huh.
- I got one.
451
00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:47,700
I got a blue one!
452
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:51,870
With unlimited texting.
453
00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:54,740
Dog jam it!!!
454
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:58,310
- Buh-bye!
- Buh-bye!
455
00:22:58,350 --> 00:23:02,110
- Ooh!
- Ooh.
456
00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:03,510
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