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??
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You brought back August?
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It's called "Everlasting All-Stars."
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Like it or not, you boned an All-Star.
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Welcome to the wild, wild
west version of "Everlasting."
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- Hump or Dump.
- [MEN CHEERING]
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We are taking your
show to the next level.
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Tommy Castelli.
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Tommy's the new producer
and game designer
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I emailed you about.
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- [INHALES SHARPLY]
- Alexi and Candi are joining the show.
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We're gonna have to hide the
ball on the whole stripper thing.
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Candi Coco is a superfan.
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I choose Rodrigo.
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How dare you?! You know he's
the only reason I'm even here!
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- Welcome back, Roger.
- He full-on frat-boy-date-raped her.
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You brought Maya back.
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Not even a trace of feminist guilt?
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I'm all in, Quinn.
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You spend all your time pushing
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these shiny bimbos over
the finish line, but you?
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- You can't quite get there yourself.
- I can get there.
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I'm gonna get a ring on it
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by the end of this season.
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You're back with Chet.
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[LAUGHS]
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??
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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??
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Last night was...
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Mm-hmm, me, too.
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??
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[BOTH GROAN]
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Uhh...
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Oh, sh... Damn it! Oh! Shh!
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[HUSHED VOICE] Shh. Please be quiet.
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People are trying to sleep around here.
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Shh.
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[DOOR CREAKS CLOSED]
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Look at you, Goldberg.
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A little early-morning hammock shopping?
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August and I have had a very
deep connection since day one.
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- Come on.
- You know,
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we were actually awake all
night, talking about Africa.
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Wait, and you didn't sleep with him?
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You are trying to close.
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Oh my God, this is not a
game, dude. This is real.
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Hey, that's beautiful.
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Why do you even care?
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I don't. As long as your game
doesn't get in the way of ours.
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I can multitask.
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All right, then let's
make this interesting.
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For me, I mean.
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- Hmm?
- Let's put some money on it.
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You lock down one of these All-Stars,
I'll give you my producer bonus.
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That's really funny, but I'm
not looking for your money.
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Psht. Don't worry,
you're not gonna get it.
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It'll be fun. I enjoy
a good train wreck.
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Well, the train's not
crashing, so watch out...
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you might get run over.
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??
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??
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Ow.
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- You okay?
- Uh... yeah.
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??
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I should've never listened to you.
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After my little outburst last night,
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America hates me, right?
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Are you kidding? You showed
a whole new side of yourself...
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- strong, independent.
- I'm American's sweetheart.
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I don't mud-sling anyone.
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Come on, Candi Coco?
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Not exactly competition for Noelle.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- Okay. Thanks, mate.
- Mm!
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Oh God, I have to fix this.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Camera on Noelle. Now.
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- Copy.
- Hey.
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- Hi. Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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Um, I... I just wanted to say...
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I'm really sorry about last night.
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I totally overreacted.
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Oh, that's okay. I have
always been a big Nicole fan.
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It's Noelle.
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Oh yeah, right. Sorry.
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Rachel! Where is Rachel? Anyone?
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Hey. I saw the numbers. Congrats.
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You know what? Um, I need Rachel.
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I need to talk to her right now.
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I haven't seen her yet this morning.
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Then do us both a favor...
wipe off that suck-up smile
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and find her.
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[SIGHS] Excuse me. Quinn!
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- [SIGHS]
- Hi.
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- [CLEARS THROAT]
- I don't know what
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she told you to get on this show,
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but Candi Coco is no superfan.
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- She called me Nicole.
- [SCOFFS]
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And as I'm sure you know,
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I'm the number-four all-time
fan favorite on "Everlasting."
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Ooh, yes, one of the greatest
cruelties in life, Noelle,
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is that there is no
prize for fourth place.
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Well, I'm Noelle. And I'm sure as hell
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not gonna let some fake
superfan steal my guy.
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Candi's a liar, and I'm gonna prove it.
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- Good luck with that.
- Uh...
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Jay! Oh my God, last night
with Sofia, it was amazing.
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Once she got past that I'm an
international ballet superstar,
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she really saw who I am.
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I mean, for real, you know... inside.
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Yeah, a lot of people have
seen the inside of you, Alexi.
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[CHUCKLES] Hey, Jay.
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- Hey.
- What?
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Hey, look, um, I'm going
to an N.A. meeting tonight.
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I think maybe you should come. Hm?
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Why would I want to go
and listen to a bunch
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of self-centered whiners
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complain about their lives, Alexi?
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It's what I do at work every day.
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??
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Rachel. Here.
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You got me a coffee?
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What, are we besties again?
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I have to talk to you after the meeting.
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Okay, great show last night, everyone!
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But now I want tits out farther,
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dicks harder, and tantrums tearier!
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Candi is popping big,
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but Noelle wants to take her down,
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so we have to protect
our little stripper.
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I am so sorry, but this entire season
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cannot be your own personal Candyland.
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That's true. We've got
sick twists planned and...
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If Candi pops big on "Everlasting,"
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then we can use her to sell
"Stripper Queen" straight to series.
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So she cannot get cut.
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[SCOFFS] Well, hey, you're in luck,
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'cause the men are choosing
at the Elimination Ceremony
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tonight and Rodrigo
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is actually into
Candi, so he'll be safe.
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Hey, you know what, I stopped
listening halfway through that.
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As long as Candi is safe, we're good.
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Candi is not the
problem... Alexi's the one
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we have got to get him out of
here before he crashes and OD's.
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He showed me his
Twelve Step wallet card.
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- He's fine.
- He is not fine!
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He is fresh out of rehab
and on two shows now.
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Aw. Meow.
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- [SIGHS]
- Look at you little pussies.
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If we followed all the rules,
we wouldn't have a show.
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Did it just get handsomer in here?
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Blue Jay? Jay Dynamite?
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- Bobby?
- It's Tommy.
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What are you wearing?
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This is called a suit, blondie.
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Going for visitation rights
with my son, in court.
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And I am going to win,
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and I am going to spend
the day with my son.
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And I'm gonna take him
to the Golden State game.
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He's a year and a half.
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We're gonna leave after half time.
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Maybe stay for the show.
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I want him to see the Warrior Dancers.
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[LAUGHS] Okay. Do you
even have a car seat?
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I'll get one.
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Walter, uh, in props!
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All right, let's do this!
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Go out and get me some good TV!
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And you, in my office. Now.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but unless
you've got another stripper
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or recovering coke addict
you'd like to force on me,
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I have a show to produce.
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Hey, come on. You have five minutes.
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No. I don't.
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- Hey, Rachel.
- Hey.
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Thank you so much for last night.
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But do you think August
is gonna think I'm a weirdo
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for having bailed out on him?
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No, trust me. August is fine.
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- Hi, Maya. I got to steal her. Sorry.
- Yeah. You look great by the way.
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- Thank you. Hey?
- Hi. I just need to get you...
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- Hey.
- Hey. So, are you as tired as I am right now?
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You look very rested and refreshed.
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[LAUGHS] Thank you.
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- Guess I'm gonna...
- [CLEARS THROAT]
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I'm gonna catch you later, okay?
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Of course, he's your target.
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August and I actually had something real
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until you sexually
assaulted him last season.
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Okay, seriously? Come here.
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Look, you may think that he's
all crunchy and spiritual,
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but he tried to expose me.
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He threatened to sue the show, remember?
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Well, he's not gonna do that with me.
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Ah, of course not.
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Just because you haven't
seen that side of him
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doesn't mean you won't. Hey. Rachel.
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- Hm?
- Wake up.
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People are here for a million dollars.
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That is a rougher game, and
your boyfriend's playing it.
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So look out.
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Oh, is this you trying to help me again?
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Wha... Why is that so hard to believe?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Because that's not what you do.
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??
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You know, as baseball
great Yogi Berra once said,
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"When you come to a fork
in the road, take it."
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Welcome to today's challenge
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of "Hell or Spell."
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Now, when this starter pistol sounds,
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each one of you is
gonna run down the field,
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shinny up your pole.
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When you get to the top of the pole,
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you will hit that orange button.
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You will receive a token.
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You will take your token,
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you will race right back down the field
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to your puzzle screens.
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You will then insert the token,
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and each one of you
will receive a letter.
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The objective is to
guess the five-letter word
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that describes this afternoon's date.
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A spelling bee? That
absolutely S-U-C-K-S.
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[LAUGHS]
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Now, the last contestant left
on the field will unfortunately
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be sent home alone
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While his teammates get to party
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for another day in paradise.
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Our All-Star ladies will
be here along the sidelines,
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locked and loaded.
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Bang, bang, bang!
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Okay, let's cut and reset, please.
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- Okay, reset, guys.
- Paintball? Seriously?
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You yanks do love your guns, don't you?
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You want to win a
million dollars or what?
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Okay.
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Trouble down under?
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Ah. No. Not at all.
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You know, but it's
not just about August.
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There's lots of guys out here.
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- Hola, bonita!
- Hola, se�or!
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Oh. Yeah, I could totally see that.
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- All-Star studs, are you ready?
- Yeah!
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Excellent! Good answer! Now...
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- Hey. Uh, listen, Ra...
- Okay, here we go.
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- Here we go.
- You know what? Listen,
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I do want to talk to you later, okay?
254
00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:46,155
Man up, gentlemen!
Let the games... begin!
255
00:09:46,255 --> 00:09:47,757
[STARTER PISTOL FIRES]
256
00:09:47,857 --> 00:09:48,878
[LAUGHING]
257
00:09:48,978 --> 00:09:54,004
[PAINTBALLS FIRING]
258
00:09:54,104 --> 00:09:56,767
[BEEP, WHOOSH]
259
00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:58,569
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
260
00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:01,532
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
261
00:10:01,632 --> 00:10:03,094
Ye... yo la... yo la tengo? Uh...
262
00:10:03,194 --> 00:10:05,737
- [MONITOR DINGS]
- [BUZZER]
263
00:10:05,837 --> 00:10:07,335
Okay, does he not know that
we shoot this show in English?!
264
00:10:07,359 --> 00:10:08,701
He'll be fine. He'll get it.
265
00:10:08,801 --> 00:10:10,543
??
266
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,785
[MONITOR DINGS]
267
00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:15,188
- [MONITOR DINGING]
- [WHOOSH, DING]
268
00:10:15,288 --> 00:10:18,191
Oh my God... Jack won!
With just one letter.
269
00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:19,513
He is good.
270
00:10:19,613 --> 00:10:22,116
WOMAN: Go, Rodrigo!
271
00:10:22,216 --> 00:10:25,039
[PAINTBALLS FIRING]
272
00:10:25,139 --> 00:10:26,401
Unh? You like that, Roger?
273
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,283
Agh! Ohh!
274
00:10:28,383 --> 00:10:31,046
- You just hit Roger in the nuts!
- Damn right I did!
275
00:10:31,146 --> 00:10:32,728
[MONITOR DINGS]
276
00:10:32,828 --> 00:10:33,970
"Y," "C"...
277
00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,533
- [MONITOR BUZZES]
- Whoa! Go back again.
278
00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:39,416
Seriously, Rachel, are we
gonna lose a bangable wifey
279
00:10:39,516 --> 00:10:41,698
just because he never
got Hooked on Phonics?
280
00:10:41,799 --> 00:10:42,820
[CHUCKLES]
281
00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:43,980
- [MONITOR BEEPS]
- Yep. Got it!
282
00:10:43,981 --> 00:10:45,783
- Yep. Got it!
- [MONITOR DINGS]
283
00:10:45,883 --> 00:10:47,265
- Yes!
- Hey, look.
284
00:10:47,365 --> 00:10:49,147
Alexi just got it,
and he can't even talk.
285
00:10:49,247 --> 00:10:53,432
Roger, August, Alexi,
and Jack are all safe!
286
00:10:53,532 --> 00:10:57,637
Did you not realize that
Rodrigo's English sucks?
287
00:10:57,737 --> 00:11:00,680
Rodrigo owns a stupid yacht.
He should know how to spell it.
288
00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:02,002
Look, Candi can't lose,
289
00:11:02,102 --> 00:11:04,525
so Rodrigo can't lose this challenge.
290
00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:07,368
So call a time out, or make
somebody have a heart attack,
291
00:11:07,468 --> 00:11:09,250
I don't care, just stop the game.
292
00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:10,532
I can't do that.
293
00:11:10,632 --> 00:11:12,254
Oh. Well, I can.
294
00:11:12,354 --> 00:11:14,656
No. Quinn, come on. It's a
huge compliance violation.
295
00:11:14,756 --> 00:11:17,339
This isn't our regular mind-game shit.
296
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,840
Once there's money on the line,
it's a whole different level.
297
00:11:19,882 --> 00:11:22,465
You mess with these challenges,
you got the FCC up your ass.
298
00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:24,628
Things get ugly real quick.
299
00:11:24,728 --> 00:11:28,312
[LAUGHS] This show is all about ugly.
300
00:11:28,412 --> 00:11:30,595
We're talking federal laws here.
301
00:11:30,695 --> 00:11:31,956
So break them.
302
00:11:32,056 --> 00:11:33,536
Sorry. I'm not going to jail for you.
303
00:11:33,618 --> 00:11:35,841
Aw. Looks like you hired
yourself a Boy Scout.
304
00:11:35,941 --> 00:11:37,843
Let me talk to him. I want Rodrigo here
305
00:11:37,943 --> 00:11:39,285
even more than you, trust me.
306
00:11:39,585 --> 00:11:42,328
Hey. Hey. Listen to me.
307
00:11:42,428 --> 00:11:43,726
You have to work with me on this.
308
00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,852
Just cut the crap and save Rodrigo.
309
00:11:45,952 --> 00:11:47,734
I'm not risking my career... or worse...
310
00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:50,538
just 'cause you got
a hard-on for the guy.
311
00:11:50,638 --> 00:11:52,940
No, he was our final four.
We had it all mapped out.
312
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,800
Yeah, when we thought
he could speak English.
313
00:11:54,842 --> 00:11:56,504
He's stinking it up,
and we got to adjust.
314
00:11:56,604 --> 00:11:57,946
Rodrigo is the hottest guy here.
315
00:11:58,046 --> 00:11:59,468
The show can't afford to lose him.
316
00:11:59,568 --> 00:12:01,710
Yeah, [SCOFFS] right... the show.
317
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,993
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
- Hey!
318
00:12:04,093 --> 00:12:05,791
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- Hey, something's wrong!
319
00:12:05,815 --> 00:12:08,198
This thing's broken!
320
00:12:08,298 --> 00:12:10,240
Cameras down! Stop the game! Damn it!
321
00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:13,844
Well, you know, just go in
there and do your best to fix it.
322
00:12:13,944 --> 00:12:16,607
Hey, Tommy. What the hell happened?
323
00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:18,730
I tested this game 20 times, easy...
324
00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:20,172
there was never a problem.
325
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,773
My games do not screw up.
326
00:12:21,873 --> 00:12:24,537
Hm. Yeah. Well, this one did.
327
00:12:24,637 --> 00:12:26,579
??
328
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,502
[MONITOR DINGS]
329
00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,945
All right! Okay, people!
330
00:12:32,045 --> 00:12:35,389
GRAHAM: Luke and Rodrigo, when
this starter pistol sounds,
331
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,351
each one of you will
shinny up your pole.
332
00:12:37,451 --> 00:12:39,153
And action!
333
00:12:39,253 --> 00:12:43,038
- [STARTER PISTOL FIRES]
- [WOMEN CHEERING]
334
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,280
[BEEP]
335
00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:48,844
- [CHEERING CONTINUES]
- Agh! Wait! Agh!
336
00:12:48,945 --> 00:12:50,006
[BONE CRACKS]
337
00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:52,729
- [PEOPLE GASPING]
- [GROANING]
338
00:12:52,829 --> 00:12:54,046
- Yacht! Yacht!
- Everyone stop!
339
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,368
You all right? Just don't move, okay?
340
00:12:55,392 --> 00:12:56,774
[GROANING]
341
00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:59,817
[GASPING]
342
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,739
Yacht! Yacht! I got the yacht!
343
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:03,701
I got one! And I do speak English!
344
00:13:03,802 --> 00:13:05,744
- You all right? You all right?
- I won!
345
00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:06,945
Damn it.
346
00:13:07,045 --> 00:13:09,148
- Dan, is he okay?
- Yeah, I heard a pop.
347
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,711
Well, that's never good.
348
00:13:11,811 --> 00:13:13,673
So Rodrigo wins.
349
00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:16,436
I think we all do.
350
00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:18,478
??
351
00:13:18,579 --> 00:13:22,263
[LAUGHS]
352
00:13:25,627 --> 00:13:28,009
- [SIREN CHIRPS]
- Hey. Hey, buddy.
353
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:30,172
Hey, rough news on the, uh, pelvis, huh?
354
00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:31,529
Hey, listen, I think you're gonna love
355
00:13:31,553 --> 00:13:33,175
this "Everlasting" Step Counter.
356
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,618
You know, eventually.
357
00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:39,583
[MOANS, SIGHS]
358
00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:41,825
Hey. So, how'd you make that happen?
359
00:13:41,925 --> 00:13:44,789
I mean, you know, I might've
thrown a circuit breaker
360
00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:47,592
maybe and slipped the best boy some lube
361
00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:49,070
that I stole from Skye's dressing room.
362
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,515
Oh, really?
363
00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:53,198
Yeah, I did get a light
whiff of cherry cheesecake.
364
00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:56,322
You're welcome. Okay, but
now I actually need your help.
365
00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:57,884
Candi is a loose cannon,
366
00:13:57,984 --> 00:14:00,086
so we need to get her to
learn her script... fast.
367
00:14:00,186 --> 00:14:01,728
I'll see what I can do.
368
00:14:01,828 --> 00:14:03,851
Okay.
369
00:14:03,951 --> 00:14:05,292
Hey. Hey. Uh, listen...
370
00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:07,975
- Hm?
- ... Rachel...
371
00:14:08,075 --> 00:14:11,019
Look, I know you got upset that I left,
372
00:14:11,119 --> 00:14:12,981
but I always thought
you were leaving, too.
373
00:14:13,081 --> 00:14:14,743
I mean, I had no idea.
374
00:14:14,843 --> 00:14:17,546
Well, I mean, I called you,
and you never called me back.
375
00:14:17,646 --> 00:14:19,669
I know. I... [LAUGHS]
376
00:14:19,769 --> 00:14:22,312
I just got all... caught up.
377
00:14:22,412 --> 00:14:24,034
In Chet. [LAUGHS]
378
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,076
I just wanted to unplug,
379
00:14:26,176 --> 00:14:29,480
get down to, like, less
than five drinks a day.
380
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:32,644
I was always coming back.
381
00:14:32,744 --> 00:14:33,805
Yeah.
382
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:37,329
Look, things are
383
00:14:37,429 --> 00:14:39,812
really crazy right now.
384
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,650
I actually need you to help
me figure out what I'm gonna...
385
00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:43,776
DAN: Rachel, we only
have the yacht till 5:00.
386
00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:46,339
I need everyone in the van, and
Skye's still waxing herself.
387
00:14:46,439 --> 00:14:49,423
Okay. Dan, yes. I will
be there in one second.
388
00:14:49,523 --> 00:14:51,265
Copy.
389
00:14:51,365 --> 00:14:54,068
What, like... What
were we talking about?
390
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:56,231
You know what? Nothing. It's fine.
391
00:14:56,331 --> 00:14:58,994
Just go deal with Skye's bush, okay?
392
00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:00,494
I'll, uh... I'll talk to you later.
393
00:15:00,536 --> 00:15:03,759
- Okay.
- [LAUGHS] Okay.
394
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:08,925
??
395
00:15:09,025 --> 00:15:10,727
Hey.
396
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,970
Did you know Mercury's
gonna be the closest to Earth
397
00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:14,652
it's been in years tonight?
398
00:15:14,752 --> 00:15:18,016
And, well, I think we
should check it out.
399
00:15:18,116 --> 00:15:20,298
Uh, listen...
400
00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:21,620
Yeah?
401
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,120
Now that there's money in the game,
402
00:15:23,162 --> 00:15:26,425
there's like a million dollars here,
403
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,788
- there's a lot of compliance issues.
- Yeah?
404
00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:31,111
I just...
405
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,113
I can't be picking favorites.
406
00:15:33,613 --> 00:15:37,758
This is Quinn talking.
407
00:15:37,858 --> 00:15:40,000
She said something, didn't she?
408
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,363
We had a really great night.
409
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,085
Let's just leave it great, okay?
410
00:15:44,185 --> 00:15:45,767
Yeah.
411
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:48,490
??
412
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:49,812
[DOOR OPENS]
413
00:15:49,912 --> 00:15:51,213
Come on, ladies, let's go!
414
00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:52,454
- Hey!
- We're leaving in five. Let's go.
415
00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:54,638
Lay off. Things are sensitive.
416
00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:57,020
You're not even gonna be in a bikini.
417
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,381
It's a cocktail party.
418
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,384
It's not for the
party... it's for dessert.
419
00:16:00,484 --> 00:16:03,948
Hey. Hey, you.
420
00:16:04,048 --> 00:16:06,631
- You okay?
- No. Come here.
421
00:16:06,731 --> 00:16:08,331
[HUSHED VOICE] Quinn
messed with my game,
422
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,475
put me and the show at serious risk.
423
00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:13,479
So her girl, Candi, is going down.
424
00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:15,801
Can we just think about
this for one second?
425
00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:16,923
You had a great game.
426
00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:18,204
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
427
00:16:18,304 --> 00:16:19,646
Just, like, forget about Quinn.
428
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:25,292
Let's focus on in on the
yacht date, all right?
429
00:16:25,392 --> 00:16:27,455
Alexi says you won't
take him to his meeting.
430
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,037
- Why?
- I just don't think
431
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,320
babysitting Alexi is
the best use of my time.
432
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,482
Hey. He's our star.
433
00:16:33,582 --> 00:16:36,125
And I don't really trust him in a room
434
00:16:36,225 --> 00:16:39,369
full of recovering drug addicts, okay?
435
00:16:39,469 --> 00:16:40,971
So I need him out of there
436
00:16:41,071 --> 00:16:42,693
the second the last tear drop falls.
437
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:43,934
Think you can handle that?
438
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:45,576
Sure.
439
00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:47,378
- Thank you.
- Ladies.
440
00:16:47,478 --> 00:16:50,862
Listen, I want to ride
over to the yacht together.
441
00:16:50,962 --> 00:16:52,584
I got an idea I want to share with you.
442
00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:54,382
- Come down.
- [SINGSONG VOICE] Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.
443
00:16:54,406 --> 00:16:56,629
- [SIGHS]
- Yes.
444
00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:59,772
[SIGHS]
445
00:17:03,497 --> 00:17:07,801
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
446
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:12,086
??
447
00:17:12,186 --> 00:17:15,530
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
448
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:19,295
Well, so much for the wheels of justice.
449
00:17:19,395 --> 00:17:23,179
Judge said no to any visitation rights.
450
00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:25,462
Apparently kidnapping your own kid
451
00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:28,305
is kinda difficult to come back from.
452
00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:30,588
[CHUCKLES] I'm so sorry.
453
00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:32,510
Yeah, well, maybe she was right.
454
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,153
I didn't even know about
the stupid car seat.
455
00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:36,274
Listen. Chet.
456
00:17:36,374 --> 00:17:37,716
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
457
00:17:37,816 --> 00:17:41,961
It has been just us for
a very long time, okay?
458
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,724
And we're good with that.
459
00:17:44,824 --> 00:17:47,367
We're great.
460
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,849
We really are, aren't we?
461
00:17:48,949 --> 00:17:50,851
I mean, we have so
much to be thankful for.
462
00:17:50,951 --> 00:17:52,092
[LAUGHS]
463
00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:54,255
Look at what we have going
on here. We got all this!
464
00:17:54,355 --> 00:17:55,733
"Everlasting," "Passport to Dance,"
465
00:17:55,757 --> 00:17:57,098
"Stripper Queens."
466
00:17:57,198 --> 00:17:59,100
I mean, there's not any time for a kid.
467
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,742
I don't even know what I was thinking.
468
00:18:00,842 --> 00:18:02,220
It doesn't make any sense
at all. It's not our life.
469
00:18:02,244 --> 00:18:04,827
We like to work. We like to travel.
470
00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:06,749
We like to do whatever
the hell we want to do,
471
00:18:06,849 --> 00:18:08,249
and there's just... you're right...
472
00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:10,874
there's no place in
all of that for a kid.
473
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:14,518
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
474
00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:20,165
[SIGHS]
475
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:23,168
I'm pregnant.
476
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,449
Wait, what?
477
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:26,732
I know, I know. [LAUGHS]
478
00:18:26,832 --> 00:18:28,294
It's completely insane.
479
00:18:28,394 --> 00:18:31,538
I mean, it is crazy.
480
00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:34,501
Because there was a time
481
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:38,626
where I thought it was
something I actually wanted.
482
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,429
But then they said I couldn't,
so I was fine with it.
483
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:44,512
Or I got fine with it.
484
00:18:44,613 --> 00:18:47,236
But now...
485
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:51,641
You're right, we don't have
time in our lives for a kid.
486
00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:54,764
Holy shit! Yes, we do!
487
00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:56,166
I'm gonna have a baby!
488
00:18:56,266 --> 00:18:58,649
- [CHUCKLES]
- With Quinn King!
489
00:18:58,749 --> 00:19:02,373
- [CHUCKLES]
- You magnificent goddess!
490
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:05,817
You did it. And screw all those doctors.
491
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:09,862
You are the most powerful
woman in the whole world.
492
00:19:09,962 --> 00:19:14,707
Okay, but you just said that we don't
have room in our lives for a kid.
493
00:19:14,807 --> 00:19:16,629
Since when did you
start listening to me?
494
00:19:16,729 --> 00:19:18,231
I'm a baboon in a suit!
495
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,915
Forget all of that. We
can do anything we want!
496
00:19:22,016 --> 00:19:24,278
Just as long as we're
together, we can just...
497
00:19:24,378 --> 00:19:25,600
we can figure out anything.
498
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,602
If you want.
499
00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:30,806
I mean, it's your decision. Of course.
500
00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:33,124
[VOICE BREAKING] But I mean,
then we'd have to figure out
501
00:19:33,148 --> 00:19:35,491
how to put in a damn car seat.
502
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,613
??
503
00:19:37,714 --> 00:19:39,375
We're gonna be a family.
504
00:19:39,476 --> 00:19:45,422
[SOBS] Yeah. Yeah, we are.
505
00:19:45,523 --> 00:19:47,905
I got to get on this. I got
to get a nanny and a doula.
506
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:50,068
- We got to get a doula.
- Slow down. Slow down.
507
00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:51,950
I haven't even been to the doctor yet.
508
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:55,234
You just keep doing
whatever you're doing.
509
00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:56,355
I got this.
510
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:57,797
[LAUGHS] Oh, my God. Oh my...
511
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,480
Oh my God, we are gonna
be the worst parents ever.
512
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,722
Like, the worst ever.
513
00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:06,687
- Rachel!
- Hey.
514
00:20:06,787 --> 00:20:09,410
Hey. Um...
515
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,493
Vans are heading out.
I will go talk to Candi.
516
00:20:12,594 --> 00:20:17,139
Great. Great. Just, uh,
let me know how that goes.
517
00:20:17,239 --> 00:20:19,181
Okay.
518
00:20:19,281 --> 00:20:23,786
Oh. Hey, um...
519
00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,789
what did you want to talk about earlier?
520
00:20:25,889 --> 00:20:27,190
Was it about Chet?
521
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:29,513
I mean, really, what's
going on with you guys?
522
00:20:29,613 --> 00:20:32,597
N... nothing. No. It's all good.
523
00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:37,002
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, I'll
see you when you get back.
524
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:41,607
Okay.
525
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,489
[DOOR CLOSES]
526
00:20:43,589 --> 00:20:45,131
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
527
00:20:45,231 --> 00:20:47,173
[LAUGHS]
528
00:20:47,273 --> 00:20:49,276
Oh, shit.
529
00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:53,541
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
530
00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:55,823
Welcome. Our yacht date is a chance
531
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:58,426
for our sexy contestants
to see who floats their boat
532
00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:00,028
and who doesn't.
533
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,791
CANDI: [LAUGHING] Look at
all this high-end bubbly!
534
00:21:02,891 --> 00:21:04,593
Whoo! Keep 'em coming, boys!
535
00:21:04,693 --> 00:21:06,956
Hey, Candi, why don't we do a little,
536
00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:08,518
you know, going over who's who?
537
00:21:08,618 --> 00:21:10,036
I mean, you really got to
know your people here...
538
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,361
you know, you're the superfan.
539
00:21:11,461 --> 00:21:13,964
Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, I got it, skipper.
540
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,522
So why don't we just start with Noelle?
541
00:21:15,546 --> 00:21:17,568
- Let's start with Noelle.
- Noelle.
542
00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:19,851
She's a superstar. She
was runner-up season 10,
543
00:21:19,951 --> 00:21:22,574
and she's a commercial
real-estate agent.
544
00:21:22,674 --> 00:21:26,338
Right? And so since you are a
residential real-estate agent,
545
00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:27,576
maybe you two could bond over that?
546
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,661
[LAUGHS] Okay.
547
00:21:28,761 --> 00:21:30,423
I got this. I am telling you.
548
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,787
Hm. Okay, I really
don't think you get it.
549
00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:36,230
Noelle is gunning to
get you cut tonight.
550
00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:40,394
[HUSHED VOICE] I've been getting
guys to pick me my entire life.
551
00:21:40,495 --> 00:21:42,917
And Rodrigo, he got a
taste of Candi last night.
552
00:21:43,017 --> 00:21:46,602
And believe me, he wants another lick.
553
00:21:46,702 --> 00:21:49,485
Mm-hmm... mm-hmm... mm-hmm.
554
00:21:49,585 --> 00:21:51,807
All right. Another one.
555
00:21:51,908 --> 00:21:55,332
Great boat, by the way. Whoo!
556
00:21:55,432 --> 00:21:58,655
Uh... Champagne? Seriously, Alexi?
557
00:21:58,755 --> 00:22:01,338
Look, if you want to go
all rock star and relapse,
558
00:22:01,439 --> 00:22:04,983
that's super cool, but wait
until after the show, okay?
559
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,141
'Cause this isn't just your
career you're shitting on,
560
00:22:07,165 --> 00:22:08,387
Alexi... it's mine.
561
00:22:08,487 --> 00:22:10,869
Such angry words just because of this.
562
00:22:10,969 --> 00:22:13,112
This is for my lovely lady, Sofia.
563
00:22:13,212 --> 00:22:14,474
What a gentleman.
564
00:22:14,574 --> 00:22:15,614
My pleasure.
565
00:22:15,615 --> 00:22:17,157
How convenient.
566
00:22:17,257 --> 00:22:18,598
You see, I'm sober.
567
00:22:18,698 --> 00:22:20,178
Listen, next time you have a problem,
568
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,843
don't go running to Mommy
Quinn like a little bitch.
569
00:22:22,943 --> 00:22:24,805
You come to me. Comprende?
570
00:22:24,905 --> 00:22:29,170
Look, I'm sorry. I am sorry
to cause a... situation.
571
00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:32,574
- But I'm worried for you.
- Then don't. I am fine.
572
00:22:32,674 --> 00:22:34,176
I'll take you to your effing meeting.
573
00:22:34,276 --> 00:22:37,420
Just be in the van by 9:00.
574
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:41,064
??
575
00:22:41,164 --> 00:22:43,707
Gosh, I would love to live in London.
576
00:22:43,807 --> 00:22:45,326
It's quite wonderful now
that the English have left.
577
00:22:45,350 --> 00:22:46,567
- [LAUGHS]
- You know, I've always loved
578
00:22:46,591 --> 00:22:48,573
New York, but it's so expensive.
579
00:22:48,673 --> 00:22:51,377
Eugh, those prices are
going through the roof.
580
00:22:51,477 --> 00:22:54,500
I hear that Denver is like
really crazy, too... right?
581
00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:58,004
[SIGHS] You have no
idea who I am, do you?
582
00:22:58,104 --> 00:22:59,366
What are you talking about?
583
00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:02,049
I... I'm in real estate,
and... and so are you.
584
00:23:02,149 --> 00:23:03,931
I'm in commercial real estate.
585
00:23:04,031 --> 00:23:06,454
Yeah, they did a whole
episode with Rodrigo taking me
586
00:23:06,554 --> 00:23:10,538
to the Commercial Real
Estate Awards, and, um, I won.
587
00:23:10,638 --> 00:23:12,501
Hello! [CHUCKLES]
588
00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:15,985
- You not only won, you kicked ass!
- [GLASSES CLINK]
589
00:23:16,085 --> 00:23:17,105
- Boom! Ohh...
- Whoa-oh!
590
00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:18,347
[LAUGHS] Sorry.
591
00:23:18,447 --> 00:23:20,870
I bet you've never
even watched the show.
592
00:23:20,970 --> 00:23:24,915
Oh, I think I've seen all I need to.
593
00:23:25,015 --> 00:23:28,439
Rodrigo? Why don't we go to the bow,
594
00:23:28,539 --> 00:23:30,161
watch the sunset together?
595
00:23:30,261 --> 00:23:31,879
Actually, I was on my
way to the bar. Yeah.
596
00:23:31,903 --> 00:23:34,486
[CHUCKLES] Really? What the hell?
597
00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:37,409
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
598
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,294
- Hey, Rodrigo.
- Hey.
599
00:23:41,394 --> 00:23:42,615
Hey. So, just between us,
600
00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:44,217
you and Candi killed it last night.
601
00:23:44,517 --> 00:23:45,859
I mean, like, through the roof.
602
00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:48,582
?Candrigo is trending nationwide.
603
00:23:48,682 --> 00:23:49,763
- Really?
- Yeah.
604
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:50,943
- Really?
- Yeah.
605
00:23:50,944 --> 00:23:52,027
Okay.
606
00:23:52,927 --> 00:23:55,109
- Listen, I... I like Candi...
- Right.
607
00:23:55,469 --> 00:23:58,052
... but maybe better not to rush.
608
00:23:58,153 --> 00:24:00,575
What? Why?
609
00:24:00,675 --> 00:24:02,177
Like, what happened?
610
00:24:02,277 --> 00:24:04,095
'Cause if you, like, walk
away from Candi right now,
611
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,381
all those fans that love you?
612
00:24:05,481 --> 00:24:08,224
They could just turn on you.
613
00:24:08,324 --> 00:24:11,828
The other ladies, they get together,
614
00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:14,111
tell the men anyone
who picks Candi tonight,
615
00:24:14,211 --> 00:24:15,713
it's adios, gone.
616
00:24:15,813 --> 00:24:17,995
Next time, it's ladies' turn to choose.
617
00:24:18,095 --> 00:24:19,597
Please.
618
00:24:19,697 --> 00:24:22,280
[SCOFFS] Do you really
think that, like, any woman
619
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:24,763
on the planet is not gonna pick you?
620
00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:28,167
You're the reason all
these bimbos came back here.
621
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,129
You're Rodrigo.
622
00:24:30,229 --> 00:24:33,053
This... is also true.
623
00:24:33,153 --> 00:24:35,455
Besides, you have, like, a
real connection with Candi.
624
00:24:35,555 --> 00:24:37,217
What, are you gonna just like walk away
625
00:24:37,317 --> 00:24:40,261
from a beautiful woman
just because other women
626
00:24:40,361 --> 00:24:43,745
think it's like wrong or inappropriate?
627
00:24:43,845 --> 00:24:45,066
No.
628
00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:47,269
Rodrigo does what he wants.
629
00:24:47,369 --> 00:24:50,192
I wouldn't have it any other way.
630
00:24:50,292 --> 00:24:51,874
Uh-huh.
631
00:24:51,974 --> 00:24:57,320
??
632
00:24:57,421 --> 00:24:59,723
[SIGHS]
633
00:24:59,823 --> 00:25:01,926
So, what, you're going
against Quinn after all?
634
00:25:02,026 --> 00:25:03,367
Am I? [LAUGHS]
635
00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:05,169
There is no way Noelle
636
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,332
came up with that
cock-block crap on her own.
637
00:25:07,432 --> 00:25:09,214
She's way smarter than you think.
638
00:25:09,314 --> 00:25:10,776
Whatever.
639
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,538
Your little plan failed.
640
00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:14,100
Candi isn't going anywhere.
641
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,663
We'll see. See, that's
the thing about games...
642
00:25:16,763 --> 00:25:19,706
you never know who's gonna win.
643
00:25:19,806 --> 00:25:22,469
[INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES]
644
00:25:22,569 --> 00:25:27,675
??
645
00:25:27,775 --> 00:25:32,481
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
646
00:25:32,581 --> 00:25:34,203
Ahh.
647
00:25:34,303 --> 00:25:35,564
Hey, bud.
648
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:36,926
Hey.
649
00:25:37,026 --> 00:25:39,008
You probably get this
all the time, but...
650
00:25:39,108 --> 00:25:42,532
I just... I got to say,
I'm a huge fan of yours.
651
00:25:42,632 --> 00:25:44,655
- Huge.
- What?
652
00:25:45,055 --> 00:25:48,679
That World Cup game against France?
That was insane.
653
00:25:48,779 --> 00:25:50,001
- Oh, you saw it?
- Yeah!
654
00:25:50,101 --> 00:25:52,684
Are you kidding me? In extra time,
655
00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,886
you dribbled through three defenders.
656
00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:57,169
- Great, huh?
- I watched it with my dad.
657
00:25:57,269 --> 00:26:01,334
It was one of the last great moments
658
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:03,416
we had before he passed.
659
00:26:03,516 --> 00:26:05,178
Wow, Tommy.
660
00:26:05,278 --> 00:26:07,541
This is a beautiful story.
661
00:26:07,641 --> 00:26:09,223
Thank you.
662
00:26:09,323 --> 00:26:10,384
No, no, thank you.
663
00:26:10,484 --> 00:26:13,027
- Uh, look, Rodrigo...
- Yeah?
664
00:26:13,127 --> 00:26:15,630
I know you're Rachel's guy, but...
665
00:26:15,730 --> 00:26:17,170
there's something I got to tell you.
666
00:26:17,933 --> 00:26:21,077
I want you to post it on my
Instagram... @thecandicoco.
667
00:26:21,177 --> 00:26:23,399
What are you doing?
Please don't post that.
668
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,602
Let's... Hi, boys. Gentlemen.
669
00:26:25,702 --> 00:26:26,723
Get back to business.
670
00:26:26,823 --> 00:26:28,005
Ugh.
671
00:26:28,105 --> 00:26:29,687
So, can we get you back out there?
672
00:26:29,787 --> 00:26:31,248
No. Hell no.
673
00:26:31,349 --> 00:26:33,331
I am not spending another minute
674
00:26:33,431 --> 00:26:35,894
talking about moisturizers
and pilates and diets
675
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:38,297
with those pansy-ass mannequins.
676
00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:40,499
You really have to suck it up.
677
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,942
If you want your own show,
you just got to make this work.
678
00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:44,103
This Candi Coco.
679
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:45,224
Yeah?
680
00:26:45,325 --> 00:26:46,906
She's not who she says she is.
681
00:26:47,007 --> 00:26:48,829
Well, she's superfan, right?
682
00:26:48,929 --> 00:26:50,190
I don't know who she is.
683
00:26:50,290 --> 00:26:52,313
There's a whole lot they
don't tell me, but...
684
00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:53,714
she's a plant.
685
00:26:53,814 --> 00:26:55,636
I can smell it.
686
00:26:55,737 --> 00:26:57,238
You think that I can't take this?
687
00:26:57,338 --> 00:27:01,763
I'm just saying that it requires
a certain mental stamina,
688
00:27:01,864 --> 00:27:04,086
putting yourself out
there, getting rejecting,
689
00:27:04,186 --> 00:27:06,809
and coming back... some
people aren't built for it.
690
00:27:06,909 --> 00:27:08,007
Come on, you know how these shows work.
691
00:27:08,031 --> 00:27:09,332
Either she's been in a prison,
692
00:27:09,432 --> 00:27:12,296
or she's your crazy
ex-girlfriend's sister.
693
00:27:12,396 --> 00:27:13,697
But Candrigo!
694
00:27:13,797 --> 00:27:15,699
Rachel says we explode on social media!
695
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,782
Yeah, well, maybe that
was for the wrong reasons.
696
00:27:17,882 --> 00:27:21,226
I can keep 200 guys on
the edge of their seats
697
00:27:21,326 --> 00:27:23,869
with just one pole.
698
00:27:23,969 --> 00:27:26,392
Oh, really? For like, what, 20 minutes?
699
00:27:26,492 --> 00:27:28,354
I'm talking about 10 hours a day.
700
00:27:28,454 --> 00:27:30,837
I mean, "Stripper Queens"
is gonna be even more.
701
00:27:30,937 --> 00:27:34,361
She's trying to trick
you, to humiliate you.
702
00:27:34,461 --> 00:27:36,123
And when her true identity is revealed,
703
00:27:36,223 --> 00:27:38,125
America's gonna be laughing at you.
704
00:27:38,225 --> 00:27:40,408
I think they're probably laughing now.
705
00:27:40,508 --> 00:27:42,690
Just because I'm a professional
athlete, I am stupid?
706
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,092
America's a tough place.
707
00:27:44,192 --> 00:27:45,374
That's what makes us great.
708
00:27:45,474 --> 00:27:47,216
I can outlast whatever you
709
00:27:47,316 --> 00:27:50,660
or any of these other
bitches throw my way.
710
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,021
So watch out. I can do it.
711
00:27:52,121 --> 00:27:53,503
- Okay, great.
- Yeah.
712
00:27:53,603 --> 00:27:56,346
Well, I just got Rodrigo
back on the Candi Express.
713
00:27:56,446 --> 00:27:58,669
It's up to you to seal the deal.
714
00:27:58,769 --> 00:28:00,391
Don't let Candi get away with this.
715
00:28:00,491 --> 00:28:04,275
Don't worry. Rodrigo knows what to do.
716
00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:07,239
Thanks for being, like,
such a sister, sister.
717
00:28:07,339 --> 00:28:09,259
Ah, no problem. You want
some coffee or anything?
718
00:28:09,301 --> 00:28:11,163
Mnh. I am so good.
719
00:28:11,263 --> 00:28:12,725
Oh, good.
720
00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:15,248
Can I get some cameras up?
721
00:28:15,348 --> 00:28:20,454
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
722
00:28:20,554 --> 00:28:23,818
- What?
- [CHUCKLING] Hi.
723
00:28:23,918 --> 00:28:26,100
Hi, there, stranger.
724
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,825
What do you say you and
I, we get out of here, huh?
725
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,827
Take your hands off me. Hm?
726
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:34,790
I don't just go with
strange women, Candi Coco.
727
00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:36,632
If that's even your real name.
728
00:28:36,732 --> 00:28:39,876
Of course [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
that is my real name.
729
00:28:39,976 --> 00:28:42,719
And you weren't asking
for ID last night.
730
00:28:42,819 --> 00:28:44,081
My mistake.
731
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,243
You want to make fun of
Rodrigo Velasquez, hm?
732
00:28:46,344 --> 00:28:48,045
Why would I make fun of you?
733
00:28:48,146 --> 00:28:50,248
TV actor who pretends to
love me just like a cheap,
734
00:28:50,348 --> 00:28:52,691
- stinking whore.
- Thank you!
735
00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:56,575
Okay, I'm not the one
with like the $3 cologne
736
00:28:56,675 --> 00:28:58,497
and this stupid sparkle shirt.
737
00:28:58,598 --> 00:29:00,500
I'm an international superstar.
738
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,862
You're nothing but cheap
American white trash.
739
00:29:02,963 --> 00:29:04,785
Hey, you don't get to
talk like that to me
740
00:29:04,885 --> 00:29:06,987
and then just get to walk away!
741
00:29:07,087 --> 00:29:09,871
I treat you like who you
really are... lying puta!
742
00:29:09,971 --> 00:29:13,675
Screw you, you
hypocritical son of a bitch!
743
00:29:13,775 --> 00:29:15,797
[PEOPLE GASPING]
744
00:29:15,897 --> 00:29:17,519
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Man overboard!
745
00:29:17,619 --> 00:29:20,883
- Rodrigo, no!
- Somebody stop the boat!
746
00:29:20,983 --> 00:29:22,245
Who's next, huh?!
747
00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:25,008
Anyone else here want
to call me a whore?!
748
00:29:25,108 --> 00:29:28,652
Nicole?!
749
00:29:28,752 --> 00:29:30,090
Good luck with that at the elimination.
750
00:29:30,114 --> 00:29:31,295
Men don't marry crazy.
751
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,017
I see you, girl.
752
00:29:33,117 --> 00:29:35,055
MAN: Okay, ladies, I think
we've had enough to drink...
753
00:29:35,079 --> 00:29:37,422
- No, I'm good! I'm good!
- Okay! All right!
754
00:29:37,522 --> 00:29:39,525
- Oh, wow.
- [LAUGHS]
755
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:44,330
[MOUSE CLICKING]
756
00:29:46,172 --> 00:29:48,114
[DOOR OPENS]
757
00:29:48,215 --> 00:29:51,238
Hey. Hi. So, listen. We need to talk.
758
00:29:51,338 --> 00:29:52,800
How'd it go with Candi?
759
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:55,020
Oh, my God, well, I got you
a WTF moment for the ages.
760
00:29:55,102 --> 00:29:57,725
Candi literally, like, shoved Rodrigo
761
00:29:57,826 --> 00:29:59,688
and the guy fell into the bay.
762
00:29:59,788 --> 00:30:01,209
Did you get it on camera?
763
00:30:01,310 --> 00:30:03,132
- Of course, I got it on camera.
- Amazing.
764
00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:05,494
But the guys are all saying
that Candi's crazy now,
765
00:30:05,594 --> 00:30:08,738
and they're literally calling
her Cuckoo for Candi Coco Puffs.
766
00:30:08,838 --> 00:30:10,861
[LAUGHS] That's really funny, actually.
767
00:30:10,961 --> 00:30:12,302
Yeah, but unfortunately,
768
00:30:12,402 --> 00:30:15,065
she is gonna be toast at
the Elimination Ceremony.
769
00:30:15,165 --> 00:30:17,268
No, she's stealing the
show. She's incredible.
770
00:30:17,368 --> 00:30:19,551
Quinn, I'm telling you.
I talked to all the guys.
771
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,032
None of them will touch her.
772
00:30:21,132 --> 00:30:23,075
Oh, come on, there is always one schmuck
773
00:30:23,175 --> 00:30:24,596
who's willing to take the bait.
774
00:30:24,696 --> 00:30:26,879
I mean, you would think,
but not with these All-Stars.
775
00:30:26,979 --> 00:30:32,165
Well, there is one guy here
who's not exactly an All-Star.
776
00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:35,449
No. I told you, I'm saving
him for episode four.
777
00:30:35,549 --> 00:30:38,733
Hey, this could just
tee up episode four.
778
00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,455
Keep that shit show still intact.
779
00:30:40,555 --> 00:30:44,379
You know how you can get in with him.
780
00:30:44,479 --> 00:30:45,781
I'm glad we're back.
781
00:30:45,881 --> 00:30:47,503
Me, too.
782
00:30:47,603 --> 00:30:51,988
??
783
00:30:56,573 --> 00:30:58,275
Gentlemen. Let's get you on the stairs.
784
00:30:58,375 --> 00:31:00,317
Now. Please. A half-circle
right around there.
785
00:31:00,417 --> 00:31:03,000
- Thank you.
- [SIGHS]
786
00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,804
Nice. Hey, have you got a sec?
787
00:31:05,904 --> 00:31:07,846
Yeah, sure. [SIGHS]
788
00:31:08,306 --> 00:31:10,569
Were me and Skye were making
too much noise last night?
789
00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,046
I'm telling you, those walls are thin.
790
00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,572
Not really.
791
00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:16,976
Um, look, I hate to even
be bringing this up, but...
792
00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:18,378
- What?
- You and Maya.
793
00:31:18,478 --> 00:31:20,580
There's, like, a bunch
of rumors out there.
794
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,982
[CHUCKLES] What rumors?
795
00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:23,540
Like, I don't know even
know the whole story,
796
00:31:23,564 --> 00:31:26,147
but something about when
you guys got together,
797
00:31:26,247 --> 00:31:27,909
that maybe Maya was drunk, you know,
798
00:31:28,009 --> 00:31:29,831
like too drunk to consent?
799
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,793
Oh, God.
800
00:31:31,893 --> 00:31:33,915
I know it's not true.
801
00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:36,438
But a lot of the other
ladies are starting to talk,
802
00:31:36,538 --> 00:31:39,922
and I just don't want
to see you cut early...
803
00:31:40,022 --> 00:31:41,044
or reported.
804
00:31:41,144 --> 00:31:43,326
Reported? No. I did nothing wrong.
805
00:31:43,426 --> 00:31:45,707
Okay, that's why we need to
get in front of this right now
806
00:31:45,749 --> 00:31:48,332
and we need to turn it around
and change the narrative.
807
00:31:48,432 --> 00:31:50,895
If we say anything,
it'll make things worse.
808
00:31:50,995 --> 00:31:52,737
Not necessarily.
809
00:31:52,837 --> 00:31:55,060
I have an idea, and
if you play it right,
810
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,422
you could be bulletproof
for the rest of the season.
811
00:31:58,704 --> 00:32:00,242
Everybody in positions. Please, ladies,
812
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,626
if we can tighten up these spaces.
813
00:32:01,668 --> 00:32:03,245
Please and thank you. Thank you, ladies.
814
00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:04,371
Just define "ladies."
815
00:32:04,471 --> 00:32:05,973
How about "perky-titted bitch
816
00:32:06,073 --> 00:32:08,011
who's about to get a Jimmy
Choo parked up her ass"?
817
00:32:08,035 --> 00:32:10,177
- And we're off.
- [THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
818
00:32:10,277 --> 00:32:12,660
I believe it was Camus that said that,
819
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,864
"Life is the sum of
all of your choices."
820
00:32:15,964 --> 00:32:18,106
And here, on "Everlasting,"
821
00:32:18,207 --> 00:32:23,312
can you agree that you're about
to make a life-changing choice?
822
00:32:23,413 --> 00:32:26,396
Camus? I need it written
in Graham's contracts
823
00:32:26,496 --> 00:32:29,479
that he is not allowed
to read any books ever.
824
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,682
This is why we don't win Emmys.
825
00:32:31,782 --> 00:32:34,125
Se�or Rodrigo, your
decision, por favor.
826
00:32:34,225 --> 00:32:37,889
Ugh. Please, somebody, if
you have a tranquilizer dart,
827
00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:39,050
shoot him now.
828
00:32:39,151 --> 00:32:40,412
Right in the neck.
829
00:32:40,512 --> 00:32:43,576
The last time I chose, I chose wrong.
830
00:32:43,676 --> 00:32:45,818
But now, I correct a
mistake in the past.
831
00:32:45,918 --> 00:32:47,981
[CHUCKLES] Did anyone
understand what he just said?
832
00:32:48,081 --> 00:32:49,342
I don't think he understood it.
833
00:32:49,442 --> 00:32:50,864
Can we have subtitles?
834
00:32:50,964 --> 00:32:53,667
Noelle, will you spend
the night with Rodrigo?
835
00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:55,670
[CHUCKLES] Of course.
836
00:32:55,770 --> 00:32:58,072
Ugh.
837
00:32:58,172 --> 00:32:59,794
GRAHAM: Comrade Alexi?
838
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:04,039
I knew I felt something special
in my first kiss with Sofia.
839
00:33:04,139 --> 00:33:07,043
So, there you go, Quinn...
you got your superstar.
840
00:33:07,143 --> 00:33:09,085
It's a real love story.
841
00:33:09,185 --> 00:33:11,247
Have you been standing
there the whole time?
842
00:33:11,348 --> 00:33:14,291
Will you continue this journey with me?
843
00:33:14,391 --> 00:33:15,612
Yes. [CHUCKLES]
844
00:33:15,713 --> 00:33:17,094
Oh, my angel.
845
00:33:17,194 --> 00:33:19,577
- Mwah!
- Mwah!
846
00:33:19,677 --> 00:33:21,139
GRAHAM: August?
847
00:33:21,239 --> 00:33:22,239
AUGUST: Uh...
848
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,942
Maya, care to share
849
00:33:24,042 --> 00:33:25,584
a hammock with me this evening,
850
00:33:25,684 --> 00:33:27,626
watch the Perseids
light up the night sky?
851
00:33:27,726 --> 00:33:28,908
Absolutely.
852
00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:31,791
[CHUCKLES]
853
00:33:31,891 --> 00:33:33,073
JACK: Skye,
854
00:33:33,173 --> 00:33:35,435
will you spend the night with me?
855
00:33:35,535 --> 00:33:36,957
Hot dog! Let's do it.
856
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,360
Aw. Looks like Jack will
be spending the night
857
00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:42,243
- under an open Skye.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
858
00:33:42,343 --> 00:33:46,728
And Roger [BRITISH ACCENT]
you are the last bloke up.
859
00:33:46,828 --> 00:33:48,891
You know, they say
that a bird in the hand
860
00:33:48,991 --> 00:33:50,212
is worth two in the bush.
861
00:33:50,312 --> 00:33:52,535
I'm sorry, is he using an accent?
862
00:33:52,635 --> 00:33:54,715
Which bird will be joining
you in your suite tonight?
863
00:33:54,797 --> 00:33:57,420
Will it be the beautiful swan, Miranda?
864
00:33:57,521 --> 00:34:00,184
Or the charismatic
cockatiel, Candi Coco?
865
00:34:00,284 --> 00:34:02,186
Um. We're cutting it
a little close here,
866
00:34:02,286 --> 00:34:03,467
don't you think, Rachel?
867
00:34:03,568 --> 00:34:06,191
[CLEARS THROAT] Well...
868
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,393
This is a tough one indeed.
869
00:34:08,493 --> 00:34:10,916
Today I had the
pleasure of spending time
870
00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:13,999
with a very lovely young woman, Miranda.
871
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:17,123
QUINN: What is Jack the
Ripper doing, exactly?
872
00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:18,244
Just wait.
873
00:34:18,344 --> 00:34:19,886
My every thought drifted
874
00:34:19,986 --> 00:34:22,249
towards spending the
night with you, until...
875
00:34:22,349 --> 00:34:25,292
Candi, your hot-blooded temper
876
00:34:25,393 --> 00:34:27,135
may have offended some,
877
00:34:27,235 --> 00:34:29,657
but the way Rodrigo spoke
to you was inexcusable.
878
00:34:29,758 --> 00:34:31,620
Disgraceful. And, Graham,
879
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,863
I don't know about you,
but nothing sickens me more
880
00:34:34,964 --> 00:34:38,628
than seeing a woman
degraded and publicly shame.
881
00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:43,513
And I... I just can't stand
idly by and allow Candi
882
00:34:43,613 --> 00:34:46,196
or... or any woman to be victimized
883
00:34:46,297 --> 00:34:48,119
while everyone else
just looks the other way.
884
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:49,680
Yeah. Damn right.
885
00:34:49,781 --> 00:34:53,124
The time has come to stand
up and fight for equality,
886
00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:56,969
for mutual respect, and
for clear-eyed justice.
887
00:34:57,069 --> 00:35:00,533
This is what a feminist looks like.
888
00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:03,056
What?! [LAUGHING]
889
00:35:03,156 --> 00:35:04,377
That's so gorgeous!
890
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:05,819
Boom! I mean, come on!
891
00:35:05,919 --> 00:35:08,782
You can't write crap like that!
892
00:35:08,882 --> 00:35:10,224
Actually, you can.
893
00:35:10,324 --> 00:35:11,465
[LAUGHING] Oh, my God.
894
00:35:11,566 --> 00:35:13,147
ROGER: So Candi Coco,
895
00:35:13,247 --> 00:35:15,951
will you spend the night
with me, safe and unafraid?
896
00:35:16,051 --> 00:35:18,233
Yes, please. [LAUGHS]
897
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:23,880
??
898
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:26,763
[WHISPERING] I'm still here, you bitch.
899
00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:28,445
Sometimes crazy wins.
900
00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:32,249
Roger the rapist, a feminist hero?
901
00:35:32,349 --> 00:35:34,692
That might be your
greatest magic trick yet.
902
00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:36,094
You think?
903
00:35:36,194 --> 00:35:38,817
You continue to blow my mind. Seriously.
904
00:35:38,917 --> 00:35:42,621
Ah, man. Can you beat this, huh?!
905
00:35:42,721 --> 00:35:46,946
This is like the greatest
night of my life, straight up.
906
00:35:47,046 --> 00:35:49,109
Yeah, it's crazy, but if
Quinn's happy, I'm happy.
907
00:35:49,209 --> 00:35:50,470
Man.
908
00:35:50,570 --> 00:35:52,753
They said she couldn't
have a baby, you know?
909
00:35:52,853 --> 00:35:55,796
Well, she's proved the
doctors wrong, you know?
910
00:35:55,896 --> 00:35:57,318
Right. Yeah, no. The baby.
911
00:35:57,418 --> 00:35:59,080
Quinn's gonna be a mommy,
912
00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:03,205
and you're gonna be the weirdo auntie.
913
00:36:03,305 --> 00:36:07,610
Oh, this is incredible.
914
00:36:07,710 --> 00:36:10,253
Thank you. You're always there.
915
00:36:10,353 --> 00:36:12,135
[CHUCKLES]
916
00:36:12,235 --> 00:36:15,078
I'll see you later.
917
00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:22,707
ALEXI: I was so addicted.
918
00:36:22,807 --> 00:36:25,991
The drugs were all I thought about.
919
00:36:26,091 --> 00:36:29,515
I would have done anything
to get my next fix,
920
00:36:29,615 --> 00:36:32,799
and I did horrible things.
921
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:35,121
I'm so ashamed.
922
00:36:35,222 --> 00:36:37,805
It's hard to ask for forgiveness.
923
00:36:37,905 --> 00:36:41,529
I hurt so many people. But by far,
924
00:36:41,629 --> 00:36:46,895
the hardest person to
ask for forgiveness was...
925
00:36:46,995 --> 00:36:51,781
??
926
00:36:51,881 --> 00:36:53,062
myself.
927
00:36:53,162 --> 00:36:57,788
[APPLAUSE]
928
00:36:57,888 --> 00:37:02,513
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, guys.
929
00:37:02,613 --> 00:37:03,653
??
930
00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:06,798
Oh. I saw the [LAUGHS]...
931
00:37:06,898 --> 00:37:09,281
the the footage from the yacht date,
932
00:37:09,381 --> 00:37:12,404
and Rodrigo's "lying puta"
933
00:37:12,504 --> 00:37:15,448
is going to play like gangbusters.
934
00:37:15,548 --> 00:37:16,649
[LAUGHS]
935
00:37:16,749 --> 00:37:18,992
You're pregnant?
936
00:37:20,474 --> 00:37:24,398
Chet just called me weirdo
auntie for the first time.
937
00:37:27,642 --> 00:37:31,386
I am.
938
00:37:31,486 --> 00:37:32,828
What?
939
00:37:32,928 --> 00:37:34,309
I don't know, it's just like,
940
00:37:34,410 --> 00:37:35,867
this whole time today
that you were really happy,
941
00:37:35,891 --> 00:37:37,749
I kinda thought it was
because it was, you know,
942
00:37:37,773 --> 00:37:39,075
us again... you and me.
943
00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,598
This doesn't change anything with us.
944
00:37:41,698 --> 00:37:44,842
This? What, you mean the baby
that you didn't tell me about?
945
00:37:44,942 --> 00:37:49,126
Uh, I wanted to. This morning.
946
00:37:49,227 --> 00:37:51,970
Remember? I was having doubts.
947
00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:54,533
Which somehow just
magically disappeared,
948
00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:57,096
and you decided you
didn't want me to know.
949
00:37:57,196 --> 00:37:59,458
- That's right.
- Why not?
950
00:37:59,558 --> 00:38:02,822
You know [SCOFFS]
because for a tiny moment,
951
00:38:02,922 --> 00:38:04,985
I was enjoying it. And honestly,
952
00:38:05,085 --> 00:38:06,583
I didn't want you to rain on my parade.
953
00:38:06,607 --> 00:38:08,469
I knew exactly what you would say.
954
00:38:08,569 --> 00:38:10,191
What? The truth? That this is crazy?
955
00:38:10,291 --> 00:38:12,593
You can't even keep it under
five drinks a day, Quinn.
956
00:38:12,693 --> 00:38:14,235
How are you gonna do this?
957
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:16,153
You know what, hold on a second
while I go get my umbrella.
958
00:38:16,177 --> 00:38:18,560
I'm just saying that some women
are not meant to be mothers
959
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,723
and you're one of them. And that's fine.
960
00:38:20,823 --> 00:38:23,806
Wow. Thanks.
961
00:38:23,906 --> 00:38:26,930
Are you seriously considering this?
962
00:38:27,030 --> 00:38:29,373
Oh, my God. Dude, I will just take you
963
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,976
right now to the clinic.
Let's just get in my car.
964
00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:36,461
All right, you know what? You
don't decide for me, Rachel.
965
00:38:36,561 --> 00:38:38,583
Chet is thrilled. And so am I.
966
00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:40,545
And the truth is,
967
00:38:40,646 --> 00:38:43,829
this is about my
family, and that's not you.
968
00:38:43,929 --> 00:38:46,673
??
969
00:38:46,773 --> 00:38:49,876
[DOOR SLAMS]
970
00:38:49,976 --> 00:38:52,239
Damn, Goldberg. This is you celebrating?
971
00:38:52,339 --> 00:38:55,202
I figured you would be
popping Champagne with Quinn.
972
00:38:55,302 --> 00:38:57,285
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
973
00:38:57,385 --> 00:38:58,766
You know what?
974
00:38:58,867 --> 00:39:00,448
She did mess with your challenge.
975
00:39:00,548 --> 00:39:03,652
With a tube of contestant lube.
976
00:39:03,752 --> 00:39:06,655
Don't worry, I got your back.
977
00:39:06,756 --> 00:39:11,621
??
978
00:39:11,721 --> 00:39:13,041
[KEYBOARDS CLICKS, MONITOR BEEPS]
979
00:39:13,123 --> 00:39:14,705
[SIGHS]
980
00:39:14,805 --> 00:39:16,747
[DOOR OPENS]
981
00:39:16,847 --> 00:39:19,070
Set it up over here.
982
00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:20,952
What the hell is this?
983
00:39:21,052 --> 00:39:23,475
Well, I started the day
off wanting to see my child,
984
00:39:23,575 --> 00:39:26,118
and now I actually get to.
985
00:39:26,218 --> 00:39:28,360
Dr. Gerard.
986
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:29,882
Uh... [LAUGHS]
987
00:39:29,982 --> 00:39:31,724
I could've gone in the morning.
988
00:39:31,824 --> 00:39:33,126
I'm sorry. I just couldn't wait.
989
00:39:33,226 --> 00:39:35,769
[CHUCKLES]
990
00:39:35,869 --> 00:39:37,170
Oh, Chet.
991
00:39:37,271 --> 00:39:40,374
Hey. Mercury, huh?
992
00:39:40,474 --> 00:39:41,816
Rachel.
993
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:43,858
Look, Maya's waiting for me.
994
00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:46,461
Okay, well, you were right.
995
00:39:46,561 --> 00:39:48,664
Quinn did say something.
996
00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:51,066
But the truth is,
997
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:53,469
this has nothing to do with her.
998
00:39:53,569 --> 00:39:58,275
??
999
00:39:58,375 --> 00:40:01,799
Oh, my God. Is that it?
1000
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:04,402
Indeed.
1001
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:06,925
Would you look at that?
1002
00:40:07,025 --> 00:40:11,250
Back together a month,
already a baby on the way.
1003
00:40:11,350 --> 00:40:15,615
I knew we struck gold off Guadeloupe!
1004
00:40:15,715 --> 00:40:17,337
It always should've been this way.
1005
00:40:17,437 --> 00:40:18,517
Always, Quinnie.
1006
00:40:18,518 --> 00:40:19,739
[CHUCKLES]
1007
00:40:19,839 --> 00:40:22,422
Uh, Chet, would you mind if me and mama
1008
00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:27,028
talked lady stuff for a minute alone?
1009
00:40:27,128 --> 00:40:28,990
Everything's fine.
1010
00:40:29,090 --> 00:40:31,673
Whatever my baby needs, my baby gets...
1011
00:40:31,773 --> 00:40:32,921
Babies.
1012
00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:41,364
Is everything okay?
1013
00:40:41,464 --> 00:40:43,206
Yes.
1014
00:40:43,306 --> 00:40:46,610
It's just that Chet
mentioned that you were
1015
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:49,614
together a month, so, um...
1016
00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:51,976
I have to ask...
1017
00:40:52,076 --> 00:40:54,980
Are you absolutely sure he's the father?
1018
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,745
[LAUGHS] Of course. Why?
1019
00:40:59,845 --> 00:41:03,470
Because you're a lot more
pregnant than you think.
1020
00:41:03,570 --> 00:41:06,193
? Hey, boy, hey, boy ?
1021
00:41:06,293 --> 00:41:08,716
[MOANING PASSIONATELY]
1022
00:41:08,816 --> 00:41:10,718
? When will you go? ?
1023
00:41:10,818 --> 00:41:17,165
- [BOTH PANTING]
- ? I'm going where the cold wind blows ?
1024
00:41:17,265 --> 00:41:18,687
It's beautiful.
1025
00:41:18,787 --> 00:41:21,771
? In the pines, in the pines ?
1026
00:41:21,871 --> 00:41:23,172
Oh. You are.
1027
00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,335
? Where the sun don't ever shine ?
1028
00:41:25,435 --> 00:41:26,696
You are.
1029
00:41:26,796 --> 00:41:30,581
? Hey, boy, hey, boy ?
1030
00:41:30,681 --> 00:41:34,305
? Don't lie to me ?
1031
00:41:34,405 --> 00:41:36,988
? Tell me where did you sleep ?
1032
00:41:37,088 --> 00:41:38,430
[SIGHS]
1033
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:44,056
? Last night? ?
1034
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:50,000
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00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:54,600
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