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Some stories end with
a ride off into the sunset.
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Some stories endwith a tearful goodbye.
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But my favorite stories arethe ones that end with a kiss.
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Hey, Mike, guess what.
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I just got off the phone
with Janet--
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No, we're not going to your
sister's house for Christmas
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or doing one of those big
summer things at the lake
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or getting a picture made
with everybody
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while people are still alive.
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Will you let me finish?
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Janet and Gary are taking Lucy
on a parenting weekend
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for "taming your violent kid"
or something,
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and they want us
to house-sit!
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Why would we want to do that?
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Oh, I don't know--
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'cause their house is nice
and ours isn't?
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Come on, we can get away
for the weekend,
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just the two of us--
it's romantic.
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Ew!
You guys?
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What?
We're romantic.
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I've never even seen you kiss.
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We kiss.
We kiss all the time.
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See?
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Yeah, you guys should go.
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Campus police!
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Axl Heck,
we know you're in there!
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- We're here to remove you from campus!
- What?!
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What?! Yeah!
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Ohhh!
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Yeah!
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This is gonna be
the best weekend ever!
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You bet it is!
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I thought it was Wednesday.
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So, prepare yourselves
for awesomeness,
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'cause I've got like five
parties lined up for later.
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Nice.
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So, what do you guys
want to do now?
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Okay, so, remember, the house
makes a lot of weird noises,
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but there's no reason
to get scared.
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The "ca-chunk, ca-chunk"
is the refrigerator,
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the "braaaaaaa-unk"
is the heater,
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and the "da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da"
is the washer lid.
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If it gets too loud,
just put more tape on it.
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Not to worry, mom.
We'll be fine.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, you'd bell, you'
'cause I'm not driving back,
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even if there's a guy outside
with a knife.
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Mike, that's not gonna happen.
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They caught that guy.
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What?!
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You'll be fine.
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All righty.
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We'll see you guys!
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Be good, now.
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Bye, guys!
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Have a good time!
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And don't you worry
about a thing,
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because Sue Heck
is on the case!
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Brick, we are gonna have--
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Brick?
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Brick?!
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This is nice--
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like being at the beach,
but in a tiny room.
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Yeah.
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So, Ax-Man,
how's the talent out here?
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Gettin' out there?
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Yeah. Yeah, I've been
going out some, but, uh
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I don't know.
Never mind.
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What?
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It's kinda weird,
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but, uh... anyway, I...
keep thinking about Cassidy.
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I knew it!
You're still into her!
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Maybe! I don't know.
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Have you talked to her?
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No. I haven't seen her
since graduation.
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Well, maybe you need to see her
again, face-to-face,
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see how you feel.
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Yeah, I'll just
drive 10 hours to Vassar, sure.
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Yes! Road trip!
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No. We're not going
on a--
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Road trip!
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Seriously. Dudes.
Get real.
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We already called
"Road trip."
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We have to do it!
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That-- that is
the rule of "Road trip."
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- Road trip!
- Road trip! - Road trip!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Oh, wow!
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It's like being on vacation!
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The minute we got in the car
without the kids,
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it was a vacation.
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You know, if you
play your cards right,
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this could be
a very nice weekend.
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You're telling me.
Look at that TV!
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The game's on!
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Yeah.
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All right, well,
you watch your game
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while I soak
in the jacuzzi tub,
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where I won't have to turn on
the hot water with pliers.
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All right.
I will see you later.
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I might even
slip on a negligee.
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Really?
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Well, a clean night shirt--
you know, the one with the lace?
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It had a bloodstain from Brick's
nosebleed, but it's mostly out.
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Oh, I like that one.
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Brick?
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Oh, Brick!
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Oh, my God, there you are!
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Ah! Boom.
Old easter candy.
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When the cat's away.
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Could be from previous owners.
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Brick, you scared me to death!
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I am in charge.
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That means I need to know
where you are at all times.
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All times!
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I thought this weekend
was gonna be fun.
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It will be!
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But it has to be safe.
Safe fun!
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That's why--
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What was that?
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Probably just the refrigerator.
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Oh, wait--
we have a dog now!
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Oh, right!
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This is so unfair.
I called shotgun.
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I told you-- you have to see
the car before you call shotgun.
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Since when?
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Since the beginning of shotgun!
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Oh, my God, let it go, Darrin.
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We're in Ohio now.
Once you cross state lines,
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you got to stop
complaining about shotgun.
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I thought we were
going to New York.
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- Are we lost?
- You are.
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Guess they don't teach geography
in air-conditioning school.
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No, but I'll tell you
what I do know.
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It's 80 bucks an hour
to fix an air conditioner,
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so suck it, college boys!
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Man, Cassidy
is gonna be blown away
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when you show up at her door
and lay one on her--
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totally awesome move.
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Damn straight!
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Unless... I open the door
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and she's making out
with her new boyfriend.
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That would be
slightly less awesome.
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Wait. This is insane.
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How did I think
I could do this?!
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I know nothing
about her life--
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who she's with,
what she's doing.
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She may not even remember me!
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That's it.
I'm turning around.
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- Glossner!
- Glossner!
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Wh-what is Diaper Glossner
doing here?!
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Whatever he wants!
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This is bad.
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My American Girl
Babysitting manual
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did not prepare me for this!
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How did he even get in here?
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Did you leave the door open?
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I was looking for you!
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This is all your fault.
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Unh-unh.
Don't pin this on me.
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You're the one in charge.
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Oh.
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Um, maybe we should
call his mom.
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Rita Glossner? Sure.
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What's the number
for the lady prison?
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Okay. Okay.
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We can do this.
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Diaper Glossner is just a kid.
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He probably doesn't even know
anyone is home.
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We'll just go out,
talk really loud,
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and then he'll get scared
and leave.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Shh!
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Got any beer in the fridge?
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Yeah, we got beer.
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That's why I'm drinkin' pop.
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Hey, what'd mom say
about the attitude?
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Nothin'.
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Two Glossners?!
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Well, I couldn't
get the bath to work.
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It's got this keypad,
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and every time
I got the jets to come on,
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the water would drain.
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Anyway, I got my feet wet,
so that was nice.
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Why aren't you
watching the game?
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'Cause I can't figure out
how to turn on the TV.
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Did you press the "On" button?
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Okay, I didn't press the "On"
button 'cause I can't find it.
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Oh, you just need
some fresh eyes.
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So, which remote did you use?
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I don't know.
They all look alike!
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Uhh... this looks like
the one for the TV.
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Let's see what
Janet's instructions say.
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Mm.
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"Input"... "Input"...
"Satellite"... "TV source."
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I don't see "TV source."
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Come on, Frankie.
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I've already missed
half the game.
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Where are ya, you little...
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Oh!
Here it is!
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Now what do I do?
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Well, I don't know,
'cause I don't have my glasses.
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"Slide button
to 'AV 2.'"
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I don't see it.
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Wait-- how do you slide
a button, anyway?
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You must have misread it.
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No! I--
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It says right here--
"Slide button to 'AV 2.'"
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I think I know how to read.
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I see...
"Display. Format. Sync."
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Okay. Hold on.
Here.
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You really need to get
your own glasses.
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I don't need 'em.
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Oh! Found it.
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It's on the side.
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Mm. The TV should be on.
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Come on, damn it!
Do something!
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All right.
Wait. Hold on.
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Way to go, Fonzie.
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You know, even though
I'm not gonna see Cassidy,
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this has been pretty awesome.
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Super awesome.
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Although,
even if she had a boyfriend,
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you showin' up would have been
insanely romantic.
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Yeah.
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Would have been
a serious power move
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that would have rocked
Cassidy's world.
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We're goin' back!
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Oh!
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I think the Glossners
went down to the basement.
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What are we gonna do?
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I know.
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What if we
lay a trail of pop-tarts
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from the basement door
to the front door?
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Then, when the Glossners
follow the trail out the door,
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we slam it
and lock them outside!
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Brick, this isn't
a road runner cartoon.
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Might I remind you
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of a little story
called "Hansel And Gretel"?
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- Woop!
- Shhh!
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Might I remind you
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that the kids ended up
captured by the witch--
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and didn't they get eaten?
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Well, it depends on
whether you're talking about
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the 1812 German version
or the later version where--
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Brick!
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We have Glossners
in the basement.
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Tick-tock!
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Great idea, Brick!
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Now we have three Glossners
in the house.
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It's an infestation!
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You know, if Hansel and Gretel
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were anything like
the Glossners,
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I'm starting to see
the witch's side of the story.
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Yeah.
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00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:15,975
So, Mike and I had dreamsof a romantic dinner,
259
00:10:16,072 --> 00:10:17,384
but, because we're us,
260
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,898
it didn't turn outexactly as planned.
261
00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:21,935
Shut up and make dinner!
262
00:10:22,161 --> 00:10:25,785
3... 50... bake!
263
00:10:25,895 --> 00:10:28,012
Well, at least I wasn't yelling at Mike.
264
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,621
Activating
defrost sequence now.
265
00:10:30,703 --> 00:10:32,913
Hey, I think I'm zeroing in
on the power button!
266
00:10:34,557 --> 00:10:35,373
Nope!
267
00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:37,399
I think the TV may be
a bigger idiot than the oven.
268
00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:38,718
Cooking complete.
269
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,312
Yeah. I doubt that.
270
00:10:41,654 --> 00:10:43,776
this is the part of me
271
00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:47,024
that you're never gonna
ever take away from me
272
00:10:47,107 --> 00:10:48,460
noooo!
273
00:10:48,553 --> 00:10:50,081
Whoo!
274
00:10:50,202 --> 00:10:51,879
Yeah!
275
00:10:53,935 --> 00:10:55,498
Oh, my God!
276
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:56,375
What am I doing?
277
00:10:56,478 --> 00:10:57,942
She's gonna think
I'm some ginormous stalker.
278
00:10:58,019 --> 00:10:59,916
Turn around! Turn around!
279
00:11:08,106 --> 00:11:09,860
Whoa, nice cut, man!
280
00:11:09,943 --> 00:11:12,398
I can't believe they're
playing baseball in the house!
281
00:11:12,514 --> 00:11:14,005
It's one thing
to walk in uninvited,
282
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,093
and it's another to fly
in the face of house rules!
283
00:11:17,181 --> 00:11:18,784
I'm just surprised
we have apples!
284
00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:21,680
Anyways, the Glossners should
leave once we cut the power.
285
00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,428
- Ready?
- Yeah.
286
00:11:24,362 --> 00:11:27,057
One... two... three.
287
00:11:27,648 --> 00:11:29,367
- I'm scared!
- Me too!
288
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:37,772
You see that one, too, right?
289
00:11:43,844 --> 00:11:45,415
I don't believe it.
290
00:11:45,499 --> 00:11:46,443
I can't get through to Janet
291
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,695
'cause it keeps asking me
for my nine-digit phone code!
292
00:11:49,845 --> 00:11:53,150
Where is that book with
all the instructions and codes?
293
00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:54,731
I gave it to you--
you threw it at the oven.
294
00:11:57,128 --> 00:11:59,111
Come on!
295
00:11:59,312 --> 00:12:02,002
All I did was hit
the ice-cube button.
296
00:12:02,091 --> 00:12:04,523
Apparently, it thought I wanted
all the ice in the world.
297
00:12:04,677 --> 00:12:07,456
3rd and 10!He's fading back, and--
298
00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:08,628
And?
299
00:12:08,779 --> 00:12:10,210
And?!
300
00:12:11,087 --> 00:12:13,796
Shouldn't an emergency radio
work in an actual emergency?
301
00:12:14,705 --> 00:12:15,640
Hey.
302
00:12:15,721 --> 00:12:17,360
You know what doesn't need
a remote?
303
00:12:17,947 --> 00:12:19,545
Booze! Ha ha!
304
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,283
Okay.
305
00:12:24,001 --> 00:12:25,764
Not charged.
306
00:12:25,865 --> 00:12:27,212
Damn it, Frankie.
307
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:29,087
You know, I didn't want
to come here in the first place.
308
00:12:29,168 --> 00:12:31,798
Big shocker--
I'll call Channel 9 news.
309
00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,624
What's that supposed to mean?
310
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,006
You know what it means.
You never want to go anywhere.
311
00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:37,155
You're a stick in the mud.
312
00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:39,801
You take your stick and
you plant it right in the mud.
313
00:12:39,881 --> 00:12:43,191
Yeah, well, that's better
than being a "hopes too high."
314
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,885
You get this whole perfect idea
of stuff built up in your head,
315
00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:47,435
and you're always disappointed.
316
00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:49,230
Why? 'Cause your hopes
are too high.
317
00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:51,727
Well, excuse me
for wanting to have fun.
318
00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:55,416
Oh, right,
'cause this is so much fun!
319
00:12:55,573 --> 00:12:56,532
We're old, Frankie.
320
00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:58,207
We passed "fun"
a few miles back.
321
00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,341
You think this is turning out
the way I wanted it to?
322
00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:02,949
It's not, but I am
making the best of things.
323
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,519
Your problem is
you can't roll with it.
324
00:13:05,628 --> 00:13:06,865
It's annoying, Mike!
325
00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:08,170
Oh, is that
what we're doing now?
326
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,679
We're telling each other
what annoys us?
327
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:10,610
'Cause I got stuff.
328
00:13:10,731 --> 00:13:12,897
Just because I said
something annoys me about you
329
00:13:12,988 --> 00:13:14,887
doesn't mean you have to say
something about me.
330
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:17,201
You chew with your mouth open.
331
00:13:17,342 --> 00:13:19,830
Ever since you turned 40,
you chew with your mouth open.
332
00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:21,017
It reminds me of your dad.
333
00:13:21,122 --> 00:13:21,943
Wow.
334
00:13:22,056 --> 00:13:23,639
How long you been
sitting on that one?
335
00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:25,879
Hey, I was planning on
dying with that info.
336
00:13:25,985 --> 00:13:27,706
You're the one
that kicked this door open.
337
00:13:27,823 --> 00:13:29,543
Oven door open.
338
00:13:29,638 --> 00:13:30,851
Oh, shut up!
339
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,892
That time,I was yelling at Mike.
340
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,257
Aw, man.
341
00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:39,796
Cassidy loved these chips.
342
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:52,792
Okay.
343
00:13:52,893 --> 00:13:53,867
Before we waste any more gas,
344
00:13:53,943 --> 00:13:55,405
we've got to figure out
where we're going.
345
00:13:55,496 --> 00:13:56,905
Axl, you've got to decide, man.
346
00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:58,068
What do you want to do?
347
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,023
Dude, it's so obvious
what you got to do.
348
00:14:00,119 --> 00:14:01,234
I agree.
349
00:14:01,369 --> 00:14:02,431
- Don't do it.
- Go for it.
350
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,132
Why is this so hard?
351
00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:06,689
I mean,
I really want to see Cassidy,
352
00:14:06,787 --> 00:14:09,332
but I want to make sure she wants to see
me, but I can't do that until I see her,
353
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,321
but then I will have seen her
354
00:14:10,396 --> 00:14:11,999
without knowing
if she wants to see me!
355
00:14:12,693 --> 00:14:13,503
Sorry.
356
00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:15,507
I'm too hungry to understand
what you just said.
357
00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:17,410
I know.
358
00:14:18,162 --> 00:14:20,030
I could go ballistic
on those onion rings
359
00:14:20,121 --> 00:14:21,468
those people left behind.
360
00:14:21,557 --> 00:14:23,076
Nobody leave
a full plate of onion rings.
361
00:14:23,148 --> 00:14:24,231
They probably just
went to the bathroom.
362
00:14:24,307 --> 00:14:25,676
Who goes to the bathroom
together?
363
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:29,210
And look at the table--
empty cups and plates. Hmm?
364
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,718
They obviously over-ordered.
365
00:14:30,802 --> 00:14:32,194
Or they're rich.
366
00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:33,758
I've got an uncle
who's an airplane pilot.
367
00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,428
Those onion rings
would be nothing to him.
368
00:14:35,548 --> 00:14:36,648
Yeah.
369
00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:38,132
They didn't even
take a doggy bag.
370
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:39,240
Yeah. You know what?
371
00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:40,423
We should take 'em.
372
00:14:40,641 --> 00:14:41,714
They're just gonna
throw 'em out.
373
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:43,192
No way,
that doesn't seem right.
374
00:14:43,264 --> 00:14:44,472
Oh, no, that doesn't seem right.
375
00:14:44,544 --> 00:14:45,739
Come on, dude, grow a pair.
376
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:46,780
Okay, so go get 'em.
377
00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:48,039
No, you get 'em.
You're closer.
378
00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:53,756
Ha ha.
379
00:14:53,857 --> 00:14:56,074
Oh! Darn.
Left my keys in the car.
380
00:14:56,207 --> 00:14:57,467
No, you didn't.
They're right here.
381
00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:06,412
Oh, my God.
These are delicious.
382
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,949
Whoa!
Oh! Look!
383
00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:10,674
Onion-ring goggles!
384
00:15:11,784 --> 00:15:13,267
I'm a British lord!
385
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,348
Hoo-noo-noo!
386
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,290
Look! I'm havin' a thought!
Like in a cartoon!
387
00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:21,143
Excuse me.
Did you take our onion rings?
388
00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:27,484
There's a girl Glossner?
When did that happen?
389
00:15:27,568 --> 00:15:28,682
I don't know.
390
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:31,600
But she's winning
the farting contest.
391
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,141
Wait a minute!
392
00:15:34,219 --> 00:15:35,615
I've got an idea.
Okay.
393
00:15:35,719 --> 00:15:37,265
We run out the door
screaming, "Fire,"
394
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,610
and then, when they follow us
out the door,
395
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,553
we dart back in
and we lock them out!
396
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,904
I was thinking
of starting a real fire.
397
00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:44,108
But this is better!
398
00:15:45,357 --> 00:15:46,670
Fire! Get out!
399
00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:48,422
Run for your lives!
400
00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:53,928
Who doesn't run
when you yell, "Fire"?
401
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,331
That's just not safe!
402
00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:11,688
Your turn.
403
00:16:11,773 --> 00:16:12,908
Fine.
404
00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:19,654
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
405
00:16:19,741 --> 00:16:22,542
Aah! Mike! Help!
406
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:23,893
Aah! Oh!
407
00:16:25,507 --> 00:16:27,836
- Mike!
- What'd you do?!
408
00:16:27,961 --> 00:16:30,488
Nothing!
The machines are rebelling!
409
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:34,645
What the...
410
00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:36,235
Ugh.
411
00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:43,304
Hey!
What-- what are you doing?!
412
00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:44,633
Having fun!
413
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:45,945
What?!
414
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,072
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
- How's that feel? Too cold?
415
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,180
All right, all right.
Now you're gonna get it.
416
00:16:49,265 --> 00:16:50,265
Now you're gonna get it!
417
00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:51,267
Hey, whoa!
Whoo-ho-ho-hoo!
418
00:16:52,071 --> 00:16:53,544
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
419
00:16:57,237 --> 00:16:58,742
Stop it!
That's no fair!
420
00:16:58,813 --> 00:17:00,982
You're taller than me!
You're gonna--
421
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:03,548
- What's the matter?
- Okay. Okay.
422
00:17:11,703 --> 00:17:12,438
Come on!
423
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:14,010
No!
424
00:17:16,747 --> 00:17:17,752
Come on.
425
00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:19,795
Oh, move, move!
426
00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:20,807
Come on!
427
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,783
Mom and dad are never
gonna trust me again.
428
00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:31,347
I am a bad, bad babysitter.
429
00:17:31,442 --> 00:17:34,117
I am irresponsible.
I make irrational decisions.
430
00:17:34,195 --> 00:17:36,179
I choke
in stressful situations.
431
00:17:36,301 --> 00:17:38,178
Jump in anytime, Brick.
432
00:17:38,313 --> 00:17:40,493
You haven't said anything
I disagree with yet.
433
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:43,558
Oh, God.
What are we gonna do?!
434
00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:47,350
Maybe if we just asked them
nicely, they'd leave.
435
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,018
Oh, yeah.
436
00:17:50,094 --> 00:17:51,543
The Glossners
are just gonna leave
437
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,566
'cause we ask them nicely.
438
00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:55,145
They're Glossners, Brick!
439
00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:57,440
The rules of society
don't apply to them.
440
00:17:57,552 --> 00:17:58,460
Think!
441
00:17:58,585 --> 00:18:00,953
Sue, if we turn on each other,
they win.
442
00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:06,477
Well, did you take
their onion rings?
443
00:18:06,604 --> 00:18:10,222
Uh... no.
No, we ordered these.
444
00:18:10,314 --> 00:18:11,069
No, you didn't.
445
00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:12,905
You ordered a bottomless pop
and two glasses.
446
00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:15,130
All right! All right! We took 'em.
It was an honest mistake.
447
00:18:15,215 --> 00:18:17,882
Yeah. Who leaves a full plate
of onion rings unattended?
448
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:19,124
I say we stop
the finger-pointing,
449
00:18:19,218 --> 00:18:21,376
admit we're all at fault,
and let it go.
450
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:25,327
Teenagers today...
run wild and steal onion rings,
451
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,905
and it won't stop
until somebody takes a stand.
452
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,131
I'll testify.
453
00:18:29,236 --> 00:18:30,785
I'm not afraid of your gang.
454
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,454
Look. If you can just pay
for the onion rings you ate
455
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,857
and buy them another order,
I can let you off the hook.
456
00:18:35,925 --> 00:18:38,292
Okay, fine. If we could
just borrow 1,200 pennies
457
00:18:38,387 --> 00:18:39,899
from your "Take a penny,
leave a penny" jar...
458
00:18:40,054 --> 00:18:42,313
Oh, uh plus a generous tip.
459
00:18:42,395 --> 00:18:44,659
Because the service here
has been excellent.
460
00:18:45,276 --> 00:18:47,335
I guess I have no choice
but to call the authorities.
461
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,850
Whoa, wait! Um...
462
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:52,030
If I may, uh,
say something in our defense...
463
00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:55,087
Run!!
464
00:18:55,982 --> 00:18:57,032
I call shotgun!
465
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:58,301
Shut up, Darrin!
466
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,251
Hello.
467
00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:08,466
Listen.
468
00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:10,809
We've put up with you and
your kinfolk for long enough.
469
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:14,214
We would kindly like you
to leave our house now.
470
00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:16,962
Okay.
471
00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:18,889
Come on, guys.
Let's go.
472
00:19:18,973 --> 00:19:20,520
Leave the broken pieces.
473
00:19:20,599 --> 00:19:22,706
Screw it.
This place sucks anyways.
474
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:33,397
So, uh... anyway... thanks.
475
00:19:33,483 --> 00:19:37,240
I only did it because
you asked me... not him.
476
00:19:37,998 --> 00:19:39,248
What are you talking about?
477
00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:40,556
Why do you think
I pull up your shrubs
478
00:19:40,654 --> 00:19:41,895
or knock over your mailbox
479
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:44,396
or put rocks in the snowballs
I throw at ya?
480
00:19:44,507 --> 00:19:46,163
'Cause you're mean?
481
00:19:46,244 --> 00:19:47,425
Nope.
482
00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:51,024
It's 'cause...
I've always kinda liked ya.
483
00:19:51,696 --> 00:19:54,650
Uh... okay.
484
00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:56,097
It doesn't matter.
485
00:19:56,251 --> 00:19:57,277
I mean, look at ya.
486
00:19:57,341 --> 00:19:58,567
You're a rich girl--
487
00:19:58,649 --> 00:20:00,580
with your above-ground pool,
your two kinds of chips,
488
00:20:00,644 --> 00:20:02,055
and your one dad?
489
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:06,274
Forget it.
Way out of my league.
490
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:08,386
See ya around, princess.
491
00:20:13,501 --> 00:20:15,759
So?
Which way are you goin', Axl?
492
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,316
Like I said,
493
00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:29,197
the best stories are the onesthat end with a kiss.
494
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,767
Forgot my keys.
495
00:20:45,117 --> 00:20:48,635
Yup. Sometimes thingsdon't end up how you expect.
496
00:20:50,898 --> 00:20:54,100
Sometimes, they endexactly the way you expect.
497
00:20:57,443 --> 00:21:00,532
And sometimes you're not readyto see how they end.
498
00:21:01,622 --> 00:21:04,719
You just want to hold out hopea little longer.
499
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:11,319
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