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The first warm day of spring--
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After being cooped up
all winter,
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kids all over America
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are bouncing off the walls
to get outside...
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Except one.
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Ahh!
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Come on, Brick.
It's a nice day. Go outside.
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Why are you punishing me?
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You're not being punished.
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You should want to
go outside and play.
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No, thanks.
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Okay, then you're being
punished. Go outside.
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Ah, no book.
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What do kids even do outside?
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I don't know-- Run, frolic,
poke something with a stick...
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What about Tina Rafferty?
Does she have a date?
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Going with Brian Dalton.
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That girl with the extra finger
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who sits in the back
of American History?
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Skater guy with the faux-hawk
asked her.
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Would you guys shut up
about stupid prom?
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Says the guy
who already has a date.
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Whoa, Weird Ashley
is not a date. Okay?
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She's a witch,
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and she tricked me into going,
with her freaky mind powers.
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Prom is gonna suck.
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Why do I even
have to ask anybody?
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There's too much pressure.
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I don't want to deal
with all the prom-a drama.
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I just want to dance.
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You're not gonna
dance now, are you?
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No. Gonna take a whiz.
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You know, if I was gonna
ask somebody to the prom,
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it would be Emily Anderson.
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Ooh. Emily.
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Oh, yeah.
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I laid some major groundwork
at my folks' Christmas party,
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but then I got busy--
Didn't close the deal.
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I just wish there was
some way I could...
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Put her on hold until after prom
so I don't miss my shot.
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I mean, she's super hot.
Someone's gonna ask her...
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Someone like... you.
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What?
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Wait, this is perfect.
Just stay with me here. Okay?
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You take her to prom
and just hold her for me.
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It's like pushing
the pause button
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until I'm able to finish
what I started. Huh?
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Come on, dude.
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I would totally date
a hot chick you liked, for you.
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Fine, but we're going
halfsies on the corsage.
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Cool.
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Now we just gotta
find a date for Darrin.
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Not a problem. I got a date.
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Yeah, right.
What'd you do?
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Ask someone you met on the way
to the bathroom?
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Darrin.
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Do you like this color?
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I was thinking
magenta for a dress
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if you want to coordinate.
Aah!
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I'm just a frosh
and I'm going to prom!
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Okay, Aunt Edie.
I finally got her to go.
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She went number three, so...
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I'm just gonna
change her diaper,
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bleach my hands,
and then hit the road.
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What the-- Aunt Edie!
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Aunt Edie...
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Oh, no, thank you, dear.
I couldn't eat a thing.
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Aunt Edie, I don't know
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if you're okay here by yourself
anymore. I'm worried about you.
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I'm worried about you.
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You'll never get a man
if you can't cook.
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You know,
if you ever get confused,
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you can always call.
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Remember we bought you
this new phone?
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There's pictures of me
and Janet and mom on it.
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So if you ever need help,
or you just want to talk to me,
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all you have to do
is push my face.
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Hello?
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Don't know why you even
want it, dad. Doesn't work.
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You never know
when you need a backup.
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You already got
six busted dishwashers
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sitting in your yard.
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Now I got seven.
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I'll just hoist it
up on the truck there,
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and I'll be out of your hair.
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Hang on. Let me do it.
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Oh, no, I don't
want to be a bother.
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Not a bother, dad.
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If you have a heart attack
trying to move it,
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that's gonna be a bother.
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Well, don't scratch it.
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Hi, dad.
Hi, Grandpa Big Mike.
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Hey there, Brick.
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I found a four-leaf clover.
It's good luck, you know.
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See, Brick? You put down
the books for a second--
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Can I be done
being outside now?
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Fine.
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Hang on.
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What's that on your neck?
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Looks like
you picked up a tick.
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What?!
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It's all right.
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We'll get it out of there
with some tweezers,
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and put some cream
or something on there.
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If it's too deep,
we'll call the doctor.
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Doctor? What are you
gonna call a doctor for?
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I'll just burn it
off of him right here.
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Uh, yeah.
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I don't know how I feel about
burning things off my neck...
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Or any place, really.
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Relax, dad. We got it.
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Well, all right,
but if that head buries,
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you know what's gonna happen.
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I don't!
What's gonna happen?!
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I used to cut ticks
out of you all the time,
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and you're still here,
aren't you?
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I'm not burning
or cutting anything
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off of or out of my son, okay?
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Wow.
When did you get so soft?
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Guess I always
wanted a daughter.
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Dad. Enough.
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I'm just saying, that's...
That's not how I raised you.
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Don't talk about
how you raised me.
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You weren't around
that much. Okay?
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You didn't do that great a job.
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Well, I guess...
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I'm done here.
I'll just get on down the road.
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Thanks for the dishwasher.
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Uh, hello?
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I'm still
very interested to know
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what happens if the head buries.
Head buries.
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Why? Why would you
ask my sister to the prom?
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I don't know. She's nice.
She has a sunny disposition.
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Dude, that's my sister
you're talking about.
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Then you know what I mean.
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No, Darrin. I don't know.
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I don't know why you would ever
in a billion trillion years
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think it was okay
to ask my sister out on a date.
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It's not a date.
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I just want someone to dance
with, who's nice to talk to,
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and so does she. You should
get to know her sometime.
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She's actually pretty cool.
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Ohh.
Make it stop.
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Hello?
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Who's calling?
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You are, Aunt Edie.
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You're calling me again.
Do you need something?
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Okay. I'm gonna let you go now.
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How do I hang up?
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The red button.
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Just push the red button.
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Got it.
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Hello?
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The red button.
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Red button, red button,
red button.
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She find the red button?
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I don't know.
I found mine first.
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I mean, we can't
float this any longer.
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We gotta find somebody
to take care of Aunt Edie.
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If not, she may have to
move in here.
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Look harder.
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I'm worried, Mike.
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She almost
set her house on fire.
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Oh, well, then, definitely,
move her in here.
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Well, I have terrible news.
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You've come to the right place.
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The library's closing
due to budget cuts.
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Oh, no. That's where I dump you
all summer for free babysitting.
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What's happening to me?
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First the tick,
then the library closing...
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Then the paper cut I just got.
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As soon as I got this clover,
my life started falling apart.
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If you think about it,
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there's really only one
plausible explanation.
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This clover is evil.
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Evil.
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What about the lady
who took care of your dad
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when he broke his hip?
Would he remember her name?
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- I'm not talking to my dad anymore.
- Oh, gee.
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What are you gonna do with
the extra four words a year?
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Hey, Brick.
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You'll never guess
what I found outside.
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How lucky are you
that I saw it?
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Hey,
we're interviewing a bunch of people
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to take care of Aunt Edie,
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and I can't find
any of the coffee mugs.
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Have you seen any?
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Thanks for your help.
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How is it not helpful?
I went to get a mug.
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There weren't any
in the cupboard, so I thought,
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"what's the last thing
mom will ever use?"
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Measuring cup. Eh? You're welcome.
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Axl, do people at school
say they're "Going to prom"
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or "Going to the prom"?
I've heard it both ways.
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What does Darrin say?
We should probably match.
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Oh, my God.
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You should say you're not
going to the prom with Darrin.
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It's a crime against nature.
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What is your problem?
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It's not like we're gonna
make out or anything.
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Ugh, yeah,
thanks for that image.
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Besides, if I was gonna
crush on any of your friends,
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it would totally be Sean.
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Are you trying to make me puke?
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Although...
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I suppose, if Darrin and I
really hit it off,
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we could end up getting married,
and then I would be Mrs. Sue...
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Darrin's last name.
You and I would be related.
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- We are related.
- Then we'd be double related.
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Oh, no.
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- Yeah. You'd have to come to our house at Christmas.
- Oh, no! No. No, no, no. I'm not talking to you anymore.
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- Stop. Get off the couch. Leave me alone.
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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Our Aunt Edie interviews
are starting,
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so unless you want the job,
clear out.
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You know, you should
really be nice to me,
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or I'll never let little Darrin
or Amanda see their Uncle Axl!
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So what made you want to apply
to be Aunt Edie's caregiver?
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I saw in the ad,
she's into smoking and drinking,
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and I'm like,
"this old lady likes to party."
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Well, the ad said
I'd have my own room.
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I just love old ladies.
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Should probably get this out
right off the top.
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I don't cook, so...
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What kind of experience
do you have?
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With partying? Tons.
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Uh, not really any.
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So she'd never come in my room,
right? Like, ever?
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The older, the better, I say.
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Another FYI--
I don't really clean, either.
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Do you have any
questions for us?
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What kind of meds is she on?
Anything good?
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What kind of security system
does she have?
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I mean, I...
I love old ladies...
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A lot.
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Wow.
So many good applicants.
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I don't know
how we're gonna choose.
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Sorry, Axl. I can't
go to prom with you anymore.
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Are you serious?
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Fred Fredman asked me.
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His D&D character's
a ninth-level magic user, so...
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Okay. No worries.
You two have a good time.
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Thank you,
Fred Fredman. I'm free!
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Nice.
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Now I just gotta find Emily,
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tell her she's getting
an upgrade. Sean?
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You're the man.
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I totally appreciate you
keeping her on ice for me, dude.
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Uh, yeah.
That ice melted a bit.
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My mom already called her mom,
they scheduled photos...
251
00:10:29,104 --> 00:10:31,124
Plus we already rounded
a couple bases.
252
00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:34,145
What? No!
That is so not cool.
253
00:10:34,146 --> 00:10:36,145
I've been working on her
for a long time.
254
00:10:36,146 --> 00:10:39,149
Oh, you mean when you were
asking Weird Ashley to prom?
255
00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:42,141
I did ask her.
I was tricked.
256
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,183
I can't believe
you would do this to me.
257
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,116
I thought we were bros.
258
00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:48,099
Bro. You can't ask him
to give up his date.
259
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,183
Oh, don't you dare "bro" me.
260
00:10:49,184 --> 00:10:53,103
Bros don't ask
other bros' sisters to prom!
261
00:10:53,104 --> 00:10:55,170
Everyone's got a date but me.
262
00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:57,146
Hey, you can always
third-wheel with us.
263
00:10:57,147 --> 00:10:59,157
I'd have to run it by Sue,
of course, but--
264
00:11:00,175 --> 00:11:02,174
Wait a minute.
265
00:11:02,175 --> 00:11:04,107
New idea forming.
266
00:11:04,108 --> 00:11:06,124
What happens every year
at prom?
267
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,167
A baby gets born?
268
00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:09,167
That was last year.
No. Think about it.
269
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,178
Couples break up.
270
00:11:11,179 --> 00:11:13,152
There's always girls
crying in the bathroom.
271
00:11:13,153 --> 00:11:14,188
It's guaranteed.
272
00:11:14,189 --> 00:11:18,191
So in walks me, offering a very
handsome shoulder to cry on.
273
00:11:18,192 --> 00:11:21,099
It's a major chick-atunity.
274
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,107
Dude, you're a genius.
275
00:11:23,108 --> 00:11:25,191
Uh, yep. Ax-man's going stag.
276
00:11:25,192 --> 00:11:27,188
Look out,
all you idiots with dates.
277
00:11:27,189 --> 00:11:29,112
I'm gonna be king of the prom.
278
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,182
There you go. Sugar?
279
00:11:34,183 --> 00:11:37,175
Oh, no, thank you.
I'm fine.
280
00:11:43,154 --> 00:11:45,191
So you enjoy
taking care of people?
281
00:11:45,192 --> 00:11:48,157
I guess you'd have to.
You've seen what we're paying.
282
00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:52,120
Oh, I consider it a privilege.
283
00:11:52,121 --> 00:11:53,196
I don't think folks realize
284
00:11:53,197 --> 00:11:57,141
how much we have to learn
from our aging relatives.
285
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,150
Well, of course
they can be frustrating,
286
00:12:00,151 --> 00:12:04,128
always thinking they know best,
but in the end, you forgive 'em
287
00:12:04,129 --> 00:12:07,188
'cause they're your family,
and you love 'em.
288
00:12:08,183 --> 00:12:11,166
And they won't be around
forever, right?
289
00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:15,099
I remember one time
before he died, my dad--
290
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,146
Fine.
291
00:12:19,192 --> 00:12:23,175
Well, obviously, Mike doesn't need to hear anything else...
292
00:12:23,178 --> 00:12:26,120
And I think
you seem great, too, so...
293
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,167
Unless you have
any questions...
294
00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:29,120
Actually, I do have one.
295
00:12:29,121 --> 00:12:31,191
Your Aunt Edie doesn't smoke,
does she?
296
00:12:31,192 --> 00:12:35,149
'Cause I really hate smoking.
297
00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:37,166
She might...
298
00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:39,187
Every once in a while.
299
00:12:39,188 --> 00:12:41,187
Would she be willing to quit?
300
00:12:41,188 --> 00:12:45,120
Would you be willing to start?
301
00:12:56,117 --> 00:13:00,161
Hey, dad. Uh, when you were over
the other day, I know I...
302
00:13:00,162 --> 00:13:02,182
Might have said something...
303
00:13:02,183 --> 00:13:04,157
Oh? Didn't notice.
304
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,174
I think you did. Um...
305
00:13:06,175 --> 00:13:10,166
I guess what I'm...
trying to say is, I'm sorry.
306
00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:13,149
Came all this way to say sorry?
307
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:15,129
Yeah, dad. I did.
308
00:13:16,138 --> 00:13:17,157
Wow.
309
00:13:17,158 --> 00:13:20,108
You really have gone soft.
310
00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:23,117
That's it.
311
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,124
Hey, mom.
312
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,160
Since this is my first
big high school dance,
313
00:13:36,161 --> 00:13:38,142
I just wanted to go over
some ground rules with you
314
00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:40,157
so you wouldn't be worried.
315
00:13:40,158 --> 00:13:44,120
Oh, yes, I was definitely gonna
want to go over ground rules.
316
00:13:44,121 --> 00:13:45,179
I went to
kickinitteenstyle.com
317
00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:48,145
to check curfew recommendations
on their "How late? Debate."
318
00:13:48,146 --> 00:13:50,116
Their rule of thumb
is 11:00 PM
319
00:13:50,117 --> 00:13:51,167
unless you've earned
your parents' trust,
320
00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:55,103
in which case, it'd be midnight.
Have I earned your trust, mom?
321
00:13:55,104 --> 00:13:57,174
You have, but Darrin hasn't,
322
00:13:57,175 --> 00:14:00,117
and he's just so dumb.
I'll see you at 11:00.
323
00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:07,182
Mom, we gotta return these books
to the library
324
00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:08,171
before it closes for good.
325
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:11,178
I wanted to warn you early
so we had time.
326
00:14:11,179 --> 00:14:12,192
We have 14 minutes.
327
00:14:12,193 --> 00:14:14,120
Brick.
328
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,137
Don't blame me.
Blame the clover.
329
00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:17,138
13 minutes.
330
00:14:18,146 --> 00:14:21,162
Let it ring.
331
00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:25,173
Hi, Grandma Dot.
332
00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:26,171
Hello, Brick.
333
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:30,161
Sad, isn't it?
The last drop-off.
334
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:34,178
Yeah. Me and this box have had
a lot of good times together.
335
00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:37,133
I like to pretend
I'm feeding him.
336
00:14:40,108 --> 00:14:43,170
Hey, mom? Can we give
Grandma Dot a ride home?
337
00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:45,165
Oh, Brick, I have
enough old lady problems.
338
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,154
I don't have time
to go carting around s--
339
00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:50,154
Hey there. Hop on in.
340
00:14:53,108 --> 00:14:55,124
What are you going to do
now that you can't read
341
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,115
to the kids at the library,
Grandma Dot?
342
00:14:57,116 --> 00:14:58,192
I don't really know.
343
00:14:58,193 --> 00:15:02,178
It was a real surprise
when they announced the closing.
344
00:15:02,179 --> 00:15:04,153
Such a shame. All those...
345
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:07,174
Maybe if I came into work late
Tuesdays and Thursdays,
346
00:15:07,175 --> 00:15:09,178
I could check on Aunt Edie.
347
00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:11,187
Everything seems
to be changing.
348
00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:16,178
I was looking after my sister,
but recently she passed away.
349
00:15:16,179 --> 00:15:20,111
I wonder if I could just
hide her down in our basement.
350
00:15:20,112 --> 00:15:22,129
There's a TV. She could
come up for holidays...
351
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:25,174
Yep. My sister's gone.
The library's closed.
352
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:30,099
I have a lot of free time
at the moment, living all alone.
353
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,174
Why can't this woman
stop her yammering
354
00:15:32,175 --> 00:15:35,116
so I can just figure this out?
355
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:40,108
Sweetie, do you mind terribly
if I have a smoke?
356
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,179
I don't want to jinx it, Mike,
357
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:48,111
but I might have solved
our Aunt Edie problem.
358
00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:50,144
Great, that's two less
old people to worry about,
359
00:15:50,145 --> 00:15:51,167
'cause I'm done with my dad.
360
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:53,191
And where the hell
are all the spoons?
361
00:15:53,192 --> 00:15:55,141
Did you check the dishwasher?
362
00:15:55,142 --> 00:15:58,137
The dishwasher.
Oh, that's it.
363
00:15:58,138 --> 00:15:59,136
That's gotta be
where all our stuff is.
364
00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:00,183
We left it
in the old dishwasher.
365
00:16:00,184 --> 00:16:03,128
You know, just run
by your dad's and get it.
366
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,107
Nope.
I'm not going back there.
367
00:16:05,108 --> 00:16:06,125
Fine, then I guess we'll just
368
00:16:06,126 --> 00:16:08,142
go the rest of our lives
without spoons.
369
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,112
Fine by me.
370
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:20,191
we set it off
371
00:16:20,192 --> 00:16:23,161
tonight is the night,
is the night
372
00:16:23,162 --> 00:16:28,166
that we're losing control
373
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:31,187
tonight is the night,
is the night
374
00:16:31,188 --> 00:16:38,195
we set it off
375
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:44,166
Whoo! Wow. You are, like,
a really good dancer.
376
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:47,174
Thanks.
I might have practiced.
377
00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:51,100
Oh. The gym looks so magical.
378
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,107
Everyone looks so magical.
379
00:16:53,108 --> 00:16:55,166
It's a magical night!
380
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:08,187
Hey. I heard you got
dumped by Weird Ashley.
381
00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:11,153
I did not get dumped
by Weird Ashley!
382
00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:13,153
The universe
corrected a situation
383
00:17:13,154 --> 00:17:16,120
that never should have happened
in the first place, so...
384
00:17:17,142 --> 00:17:20,166
Hey. Heather.
Getting your own pop, huh?
385
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,167
Ouch.
386
00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:24,174
I thought Glenn was
cooler than that.
387
00:17:24,175 --> 00:17:26,148
I'm sorry he can't
cherish you in the way
388
00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:28,154
a hottie such as yourself
deserves to be cherished.
389
00:17:28,155 --> 00:17:31,107
I hope you two can
get past this, but if you can't
390
00:17:31,108 --> 00:17:35,149
and you need someone to talk to,
or just a shoulder to cry on...
391
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,108
look at the sky
and get back there
392
00:17:39,179 --> 00:17:41,162
What?
393
00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:47,171
All right, Brick. Go get 'em.
394
00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:49,153
You're not gonna help me?
395
00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:52,146
I'm gonna stay here.
You go.
396
00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:55,182
Clover.
397
00:18:02,179 --> 00:18:05,116
Hi, Grandpa Big Mike.
Dad says I'm supposed
398
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,120
to get our dishes
out of the old dishwasher.
399
00:18:07,121 --> 00:18:08,120
Okay.
400
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,162
Looks like your dad's
401
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:11,182
finally got you doing
something for yourself.
402
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,104
You know, dad...
403
00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:19,131
If you got a problem with
the way I'm raising my kids,
404
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,167
why don't you just say it?
405
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:23,141
Aw, it's not for me to say.
They're your kids.
406
00:18:23,142 --> 00:18:26,141
Yeah. They are, dad-- my kids,
and you got a--
407
00:18:26,142 --> 00:18:27,150
Stupid clover!
408
00:18:29,121 --> 00:18:31,137
Hey, Brick, Brick!
What are you doing?
409
00:18:31,138 --> 00:18:33,146
Be careful with that.
410
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,153
What?
411
00:18:36,154 --> 00:18:37,192
Nothing.
412
00:18:39,138 --> 00:18:42,182
No, you're right.
You're right. That is soft.
413
00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:44,182
Brick? Forget the hammer.
414
00:18:44,183 --> 00:18:46,195
How'd you like
to use a chain saw?
415
00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:48,174
Here, let me
fire it up for you.
416
00:18:48,175 --> 00:18:52,141
Um, I'm not even allowed
to use an electric toothbrush.
417
00:18:52,142 --> 00:18:53,183
Aw, what are you worried about?
418
00:18:53,184 --> 00:18:56,182
Your dad was using a chain saw
when he was half your age.
419
00:18:56,183 --> 00:18:59,166
No, you know what?
Chain saws are for softies.
420
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,166
I bet we can do better,
huh, dad?
421
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,146
How about, uh,
how about the blowtorch?
422
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:06,187
Nothing wrong with a boy
learning how to use a blowtorch.
423
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,153
Go ahead, Brick.
424
00:19:08,154 --> 00:19:10,133
Your grandpa's gonna
make you a man.
425
00:19:10,134 --> 00:19:12,149
Thanks, but I think
I'll stay a boy for now.
426
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:15,170
Come on. It's just 3,000 degrees
of searing heat--
427
00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:18,120
Nothing to be afraid of.
And grandpa says it's okay.
428
00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:19,186
Teach him
how to use it properly,
429
00:19:19,187 --> 00:19:21,179
I don't think
it's such a big deal.
430
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:24,099
Okay.
What's it gonna be, Brick?
431
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:27,196
Chain saw or blowtorch?
Fire or steel?
432
00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:32,149
You know,
433
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:34,171
I'm thinking the clover might
not be the source of the curse
434
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:36,112
after all.
435
00:19:38,108 --> 00:19:40,100
I think it might be genetics.
436
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:43,171
At least now I get to
keep the four-leaf clover.
437
00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:46,166
They're actually kind of rare.
438
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,167
Uh-oh.
439
00:19:49,175 --> 00:19:51,133
Where'd it go?
440
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:53,192
you and me
441
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:57,149
we are sharing possibilities
442
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,161
Oh, my God.
443
00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:00,133
Can you believe he dumped her
like that on the phone?
444
00:20:00,134 --> 00:20:03,149
Yeah, that is so not cool.
I feel so bad for her.
445
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,149
Surprising even me
446
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:08,099
with its endless
447
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:12,125
possibilities
448
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:20,099
I don't believe in fate
449
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,128
'cause we're not written
in the stars
450
00:20:23,129 --> 00:20:25,128
you won't see our story
451
00:20:25,129 --> 00:20:27,166
What is luck?
Is there such a thing?
452
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,116
In a crystal ball
453
00:20:29,117 --> 00:20:31,154
Maybe luck is having someone
there when you need 'em...
454
00:20:33,121 --> 00:20:37,124
Or more than one person,
if you're really lucky.
455
00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:40,153
Aw, you're not gonna
spend all night
456
00:20:40,154 --> 00:20:42,161
looking for his silly clover,
are you?
457
00:20:42,162 --> 00:20:46,125
Wouldn't have caught me doing
that for you when you was a kid.
458
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,162
I know.
459
00:20:53,162 --> 00:20:55,137
Hang on, son. I think maybe
460
00:20:55,138 --> 00:20:59,121
I have another flashlight
around here somewhere.
461
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,162
In Aunt Edie's case,
462
00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:11,149
she found someone who had it
together from the neck up,
463
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:13,171
while she had it together
from the neck down.
464
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:16,099
What was I getting again?
465
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,153
The remote, an ashtray,
466
00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:20,174
and you were gonna
turn off the stove.
467
00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:23,132
Ha ha! Yes. That's right.
468
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:27,192
And if that's not luck,
I don't know what is.
469
00:21:34,634 --> 00:21:39,291
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