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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:02,944 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,314 --> 00:00:05,320 Out here in the middle, 3 00:00:05,431 --> 00:00:08,306 we all look forward to Sunday, and Sunday means church. 4 00:00:08,445 --> 00:00:10,139 It's the one hour a week where you know 5 00:00:10,236 --> 00:00:12,429 your family's gonna spend time together, 6 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,628 but lately, not so much. 7 00:00:15,893 --> 00:00:17,891 Mike had joined the elite group of ushers, 8 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,495 Sue got a job in the toddler room, 9 00:00:20,651 --> 00:00:22,158 and ever since Brick read the Bible, 10 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:25,588 he was excited to go to Sunday school, mostly to argue. 11 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:29,064 I mean, why turn water into wine in a desert environment? 12 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:33,297 Water hydrates. Wine dehydrates. That's just not smart. 13 00:00:33,929 --> 00:00:35,783 At least I still had Axl. 14 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:39,706 Hey. Ted Mora's kid's in jail again. You're in. 15 00:00:39,835 --> 00:00:41,945 Yes. Lates, chumps. 16 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,316 And then there was one, left to be tortured 17 00:00:45,409 --> 00:00:48,578 by one of Reverend Hayver's endless sermons alone. 18 00:00:48,669 --> 00:00:49,344 But first, 19 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:52,366 we will be comparing the epistle of 1 Thessalonians 20 00:00:52,456 --> 00:00:54,457 to that of 2 Thessalonians. 21 00:00:54,536 --> 00:00:55,668 As you recall, 22 00:00:55,821 --> 00:00:59,709 Paul was accompanied into Thessalonica by Silas, also... 23 00:00:59,794 --> 00:01:02,415 ...understanding of Silas, we turn our attention 24 00:01:02,504 --> 00:01:05,626 to the third member of Paul's party, Timothy, 25 00:01:05,721 --> 00:01:08,787 whose mother was Jewish, but his father was a Greek. 26 00:01:09,657 --> 00:01:13,091 About time. Game started a half-hour ago. 27 00:01:13,404 --> 00:01:14,410 I was on your porch so long, 28 00:01:14,488 --> 00:01:16,535 I was forced to eat three of my seven layers. 29 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:19,370 Sorry, Dave. Church was turning into a hostage situation. 30 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:21,561 The man would not stop talking. 31 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:24,943 Really? My guy gets me out in 45 minutes. 32 00:01:25,053 --> 00:01:27,696 Feels like 45 years, with Reverend Hayver. 33 00:01:27,786 --> 00:01:29,132 - Ugh. - Interminable. 34 00:01:29,217 --> 00:01:31,034 What are you guys moaning about? 35 00:01:31,171 --> 00:01:33,500 You ditched me-- Off doing your fun stuff 36 00:01:33,599 --> 00:01:35,995 while I'm left to die in the Hayver snooze fest. 37 00:01:36,089 --> 00:01:38,540 Look. I have a pew mark on my forehead. 38 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:40,292 Oh, gross. 39 00:01:40,402 --> 00:01:42,580 No, that's a wrinkle-- The reddish dent above it. 40 00:01:42,665 --> 00:01:43,525 I don't know. 41 00:01:43,612 --> 00:01:44,978 I can definitely see the wrinkle. 42 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:46,921 All right. That's enough. Just take my word for it. 43 00:01:47,008 --> 00:01:49,540 Look, don't get me wrong. I want to love church. 44 00:01:49,637 --> 00:01:52,439 I walk in there every week with my heart wide open, 45 00:01:52,526 --> 00:01:55,181 ready for inspiration, but with Reverend Hayver... 46 00:01:55,296 --> 00:01:58,073 It just feels like a chore. 47 00:01:58,167 --> 00:01:59,772 Look around. I hate chores. 48 00:01:59,861 --> 00:02:02,289 You know, you guys should come to my church. 49 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:05,958 My pastor doesn't just get you out fast. He's really inspiring. 50 00:02:06,151 --> 00:02:07,325 Oh, yeah? 51 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,724 Wow. I don't know. 52 00:02:09,837 --> 00:02:12,039 I mean, wouldn't that be cheating on Reverend Hayver? 53 00:02:12,182 --> 00:02:14,810 Home in time for tip-off? "Hayver" who? 54 00:02:17,729 --> 00:02:20,974 So feeling guilty and just the tiniest bit free, 55 00:02:21,079 --> 00:02:21,654 next Sunday, 56 00:02:21,746 --> 00:02:24,690 we snuck out to try our luck at the church of Dave. 57 00:02:24,935 --> 00:02:27,484 Oh, yes all the way, sometimes I hold my head up 58 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:29,229 "help me, Lord" 59 00:02:29,328 --> 00:02:30,530 oh, yes 60 00:02:30,615 --> 00:02:32,749 I know if I hold my peace 61 00:02:32,871 --> 00:02:34,712 he'll take care of me 62 00:02:34,803 --> 00:02:36,602 follow Jesus 63 00:02:36,711 --> 00:02:38,673 Dude. This place already kicks our church's ass! 64 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:39,640 Axl. 65 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:40,915 Sorry. "Church's butt." 66 00:02:41,004 --> 00:02:42,062 I'm going with Jesus 67 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:43,323 all the way 68 00:02:43,441 --> 00:02:44,516 all the way 69 00:02:44,738 --> 00:02:45,678 You made it! 70 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:46,854 Thanks for the invite. 71 00:02:46,956 --> 00:02:50,292 Whoa, hold up. You know you guys have to sit in the back, right? 72 00:02:50,427 --> 00:02:51,961 no, you can't stop me 73 00:02:52,069 --> 00:02:53,072 Kidding! 74 00:02:53,354 --> 00:02:54,592 Come with me. 75 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,177 I'm going with Jesus 76 00:02:56,278 --> 00:02:57,404 I'm going with Jesus 77 00:02:57,487 --> 00:02:58,233 all the way 78 00:02:58,335 --> 00:02:59,788 all the way 79 00:02:59,963 --> 00:03:04,060 oh, yeah, the way 80 00:03:09,013 --> 00:03:11,634 Wow. Front row. Very exposed. 81 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,127 On the plus side, there's no place to bang my head. 82 00:03:14,930 --> 00:03:17,821 Welcome. Welcome, brothers and sisters. 83 00:03:17,913 --> 00:03:21,343 I begin today with, um, sorrowful tidings. 84 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:23,618 Our beloved friend and fellow parishioner, 85 00:03:23,775 --> 00:03:28,030 brother Darnell Simms, passed away yesterday. 86 00:03:29,119 --> 00:03:30,770 Oh, but I consider myself blessed 87 00:03:30,854 --> 00:03:34,625 to have an opportunity to have seen brother Darnell 88 00:03:34,726 --> 00:03:39,175 one final time before he joined the Almighty. 89 00:03:39,256 --> 00:03:41,164 And as I sat there with him 90 00:03:41,285 --> 00:03:46,453 at the end of his far, far too short 96 years, 91 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:48,768 - Yes, sir. - I-I asked him, 92 00:03:48,942 --> 00:03:53,108 said, "Brother Darnell, did you get your business done?" 93 00:03:54,071 --> 00:03:55,911 And do you know what he said? 94 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:57,143 I do not! 95 00:03:57,294 --> 00:03:58,286 Pray tell us! 96 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:00,287 Sweet. We can talk at this church. 97 00:04:00,379 --> 00:04:01,087 Not you. 98 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:02,967 He said, "Pastor Watkins," 99 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,986 said, "I did not get my business done." 100 00:04:06,068 --> 00:04:07,590 Shame is what! 101 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,182 Aw, that's too bad. 102 00:04:09,309 --> 00:04:11,418 But I say let us not pity. 103 00:04:11,515 --> 00:04:12,620 Do not pity! 104 00:04:12,715 --> 00:04:14,161 Let us not despair. 105 00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:15,463 Do not despair! 106 00:04:15,596 --> 00:04:19,286 Rather, let us look unto brother Darnell 107 00:04:19,405 --> 00:04:20,997 for inspiration. 108 00:04:21,087 --> 00:04:22,917 - Inspiration! - Yes! 109 00:04:23,024 --> 00:04:23,826 - Agreed. - Word! 110 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,709 Let us remember brother Darnell 111 00:04:25,845 --> 00:04:27,501 for when it comes to pass 112 00:04:27,599 --> 00:04:30,916 we find ourselves at the gates to the kingdom, 113 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,688 we can truly say, 114 00:04:32,989 --> 00:04:35,729 oh, with our heads held high, 115 00:04:35,864 --> 00:04:37,159 say, "Lord..." 116 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:38,887 - "Lord!" - "While here on Earth..." 117 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,024 Yes, sir. 118 00:04:40,115 --> 00:04:41,556 "I got my business done." 119 00:04:43,062 --> 00:04:43,707 Whoo! 120 00:04:43,806 --> 00:04:44,944 - I want to get it done! - Yes, God. 121 00:04:45,031 --> 00:04:47,858 Then, brother, get your business done! 122 00:04:47,975 --> 00:04:50,125 Amen! Oh, yes! 123 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,827 Sister! 124 00:04:53,022 --> 00:04:54,862 Get your business done. 125 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,458 All y'all, get your business done. 126 00:04:57,541 --> 00:04:58,494 Yes, sir, yes, sir! 127 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:00,820 - Oh, get your business done. - My God. 128 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:03,703 - Get your business done! - Hallelujah! 129 00:05:03,859 --> 00:05:05,980 - All right! - Oh! 130 00:05:06,704 --> 00:05:08,166 get your business done 131 00:05:08,255 --> 00:05:08,900 Oh! 132 00:05:08,993 --> 00:05:10,437 Get your business done 133 00:05:10,532 --> 00:05:12,553 - Hey! - Get your business done 134 00:05:12,675 --> 00:05:15,525 get your business done 135 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:18,482 get your business done 136 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:22,458 Whoo! Now that's how you get your God on! 137 00:05:22,569 --> 00:05:23,403 Did I use that right? 138 00:05:23,494 --> 00:05:26,563 Seriously. He was like JC meets Jay-Z. 139 00:05:26,682 --> 00:05:29,475 Finally, someone who can explain water-into-wine. 140 00:05:29,591 --> 00:05:33,674 Without modern sanitation, wine had less germs. Duh. 141 00:05:35,563 --> 00:05:39,018 Pregame? I haven't seen pregame on a Sunday in 20 years. 142 00:05:39,118 --> 00:05:40,045 Hallelujah. 143 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:42,471 Bet old Reverend Hayver's still clearing his throat. 144 00:05:42,572 --> 00:05:46,637 But that pastor Watkins was just so... 145 00:05:46,823 --> 00:05:48,346 Aah! Right? 146 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:51,029 Everything he said was just so... true. 147 00:05:51,128 --> 00:05:53,737 I mean, really, it could all end tomorrow, 148 00:05:53,830 --> 00:05:56,034 and if it did, could we say that we're getting our business done? 149 00:05:56,135 --> 00:05:56,828 Could we, Mike? 150 00:05:56,914 --> 00:05:59,461 I mean, we've been sleeping through life, 151 00:05:59,551 --> 00:06:01,676 hitting the snooze, hitting the snooze. 152 00:06:01,757 --> 00:06:03,887 Well, rise and shine, soul! 153 00:06:03,981 --> 00:06:06,976 Time to throw back the covers and get our business done. 154 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:08,100 Testify! 155 00:06:08,241 --> 00:06:09,667 Testify. 156 00:06:10,164 --> 00:06:12,348 So... what's our business? 157 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:12,975 Hmm. 158 00:06:13,056 --> 00:06:14,020 Getting me a beer? 159 00:06:14,106 --> 00:06:15,359 No, seriously, Mike. 160 00:06:15,594 --> 00:06:16,491 Wasn't jokin'. 161 00:06:16,598 --> 00:06:18,536 I've always wanted to start a babysitting business. 162 00:06:18,681 --> 00:06:21,243 I think maybe you're taking it a bit too literally. 163 00:06:21,356 --> 00:06:22,946 Am I? Am I? 164 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,246 Maybe my business is an actual business. 165 00:06:26,369 --> 00:06:30,132 I could call it, "Sue's BabySuetting Service." 166 00:06:30,241 --> 00:06:33,489 Oh, my God. I love it. Don't you love it? 167 00:06:33,649 --> 00:06:35,358 I'm gonna go make flyers. 168 00:06:35,572 --> 00:06:36,635 And I'm gonna... 169 00:06:36,828 --> 00:06:38,896 Do something, too. 170 00:06:38,978 --> 00:06:40,699 Once I find out what the hell my business is, 171 00:06:40,808 --> 00:06:43,951 look out, people, 'cause I am getting it done. 172 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:45,604 Get your business done 173 00:06:45,971 --> 00:06:49,792 getting my business done 174 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,245 Axl, are you awake? 175 00:06:52,334 --> 00:06:54,357 No. Go to sleep. 176 00:06:54,464 --> 00:06:55,875 I just have a question. 177 00:06:55,991 --> 00:06:58,568 Did pastor Watkins say, "Get your business done," 178 00:06:58,662 --> 00:07:00,243 or "Get your bed-ness done"? 179 00:07:00,473 --> 00:07:01,459 Dang it, Brick. 180 00:07:02,101 --> 00:07:03,816 I was just getting settled into a big boy dream. 181 00:07:03,919 --> 00:07:05,204 Do you know what that means? 182 00:07:05,295 --> 00:07:06,236 It's just... 183 00:07:06,447 --> 00:07:09,236 I've been asking mom and dad for a bigger bed since I was 8, 184 00:07:09,358 --> 00:07:10,899 but they still haven't gotten me one. 185 00:07:11,018 --> 00:07:13,462 You know mom and dad. They never do anything for us. 186 00:07:13,795 --> 00:07:15,005 That's why I'm thinking 187 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:17,797 maybe my business should be getting myself a new bed. 188 00:07:17,955 --> 00:07:20,808 If I get money from mom, will you drive me to the store? 189 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:21,839 No. 190 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:22,897 Pretty please? 191 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:24,001 Pretty no. 192 00:07:25,257 --> 00:07:26,704 Maybe your business is spending more time 193 00:07:26,809 --> 00:07:29,323 - with your little brother. - Think about it. 194 00:07:29,404 --> 00:07:31,604 You'll be going off to college in one to three years. 195 00:07:31,773 --> 00:07:33,350 Huh. 196 00:07:35,925 --> 00:07:37,398 Maybe you're right. 197 00:07:37,485 --> 00:07:39,316 Maybe I should spend more time with the less fortunate, 198 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:42,353 like how Jesus chilled with the lepers. 199 00:07:42,778 --> 00:07:44,218 I'm not a leper. 200 00:07:44,326 --> 00:07:45,946 Look, you want a new bed, or not, leper? 201 00:07:47,778 --> 00:07:49,123 Yes. 202 00:07:51,011 --> 00:07:53,631 So while our kids were getting their business done... 203 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,763 That left Mike and me still figuring it out. 204 00:07:57,918 --> 00:07:59,626 I mean, I just don't get it, Mike. 205 00:07:59,738 --> 00:08:02,709 Why would God give me so much passion and energy, 206 00:08:02,803 --> 00:08:04,228 but not tell me what to do with it? 207 00:08:04,322 --> 00:08:07,036 He was so clear with Joan of Arc and people like that. 208 00:08:07,223 --> 00:08:09,360 Maybe your business 209 00:08:09,497 --> 00:08:11,598 is getting that dirty laundry off the counter. 210 00:08:12,435 --> 00:08:14,372 Maybe that's your business. 211 00:08:14,968 --> 00:08:16,781 No, I know what my business is. 212 00:08:17,277 --> 00:08:19,423 Oh, really? You know what your business is? 213 00:08:19,514 --> 00:08:21,537 Huh? Do you? Really? Oh. So. Hmm. 214 00:08:21,624 --> 00:08:23,780 What's your business, then? Hmm? Hmm? What's your business? 215 00:08:23,877 --> 00:08:26,205 Well, after my mom died, I never told my dad 216 00:08:26,309 --> 00:08:29,207 how much I appreciated him being there for rusty and me. 217 00:08:31,142 --> 00:08:32,633 It's not bad... 218 00:08:32,811 --> 00:08:34,337 But you still haven't gotten it done. 219 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:35,945 You're right. 220 00:08:36,358 --> 00:08:37,504 What am I waiting for? 221 00:08:40,393 --> 00:08:41,315 Hey, dad, it's me. 222 00:08:41,427 --> 00:08:42,430 Just want to say thanks 223 00:08:42,528 --> 00:08:44,337 for being there for us after mom died. 224 00:08:44,863 --> 00:08:45,955 Yep. 225 00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:47,129 All right, then. 226 00:08:48,947 --> 00:08:50,186 Business done. 227 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,671 I just don't know if I can sleep on it. 228 00:08:56,817 --> 00:08:58,207 Of course you can sleep on it. 229 00:08:58,565 --> 00:09:01,647 Check it out-- Ten games in one table. 230 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:03,814 Got a top for shuffleboard, got a top for ping-pong, 231 00:09:03,921 --> 00:09:05,289 got a top for basketball-- 232 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:06,765 Does it have a top for a bed? 233 00:09:06,918 --> 00:09:08,437 Look, dude, 234 00:09:08,612 --> 00:09:11,044 your business is getting a new place to sleep. 235 00:09:11,128 --> 00:09:13,630 Mine's spending more time with you, and this rocks both. 236 00:09:13,771 --> 00:09:17,273 It's what you wanted, Brick. It's what God wanted. 237 00:09:19,453 --> 00:09:21,196 Whatever. Point is you made your bed. 238 00:09:21,277 --> 00:09:24,218 Now play me a game of pool on it. Ha ha ha. 239 00:09:24,576 --> 00:09:26,145 Yeah. 240 00:09:28,898 --> 00:09:30,273 Mrs. Jennings? Hi. 241 00:09:30,377 --> 00:09:33,864 Sue heck, CEO of Sue's BabySuetting Service. 242 00:09:33,972 --> 00:09:36,140 I'm here to babySuet your son Tyler. 243 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,557 Come on in. Hi. 244 00:09:37,687 --> 00:09:39,387 This is my husband Steve. 245 00:09:39,514 --> 00:09:41,063 Oh. Nice to meet you. 246 00:09:41,190 --> 00:09:43,141 Tyler's just in the other room, taking a nap. 247 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:45,707 Aww, that's so sweet. 248 00:09:45,808 --> 00:09:49,235 I brought some toys for him to play with when he wakes up! 249 00:09:51,378 --> 00:09:52,424 I'm hungry. 250 00:09:52,527 --> 00:09:54,421 There better be some pie left. 251 00:09:54,531 --> 00:09:56,177 Oh. Is that Tyler's brother? 252 00:09:56,318 --> 00:09:57,636 No, that's Tyler. 253 00:09:59,061 --> 00:10:00,180 Um... 254 00:10:00,303 --> 00:10:02,988 How old is he, exactly? 255 00:10:03,128 --> 00:10:06,227 14, but we don't trust him to stay home alone. 256 00:10:07,437 --> 00:10:08,770 Oh, hold on. I'm not sure-- 257 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:11,140 Now there's a few basic things you should know. 258 00:10:11,257 --> 00:10:12,528 He can't drink pop, 259 00:10:12,819 --> 00:10:15,595 or he will freak out. 260 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:17,885 And absolutely no ice of any kind, 261 00:10:17,989 --> 00:10:19,904 or he will freak out. 262 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:22,148 And don't let him watch anything too violent... 263 00:10:22,239 --> 00:10:23,276 Or even too colorful... 264 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,808 Or he will freak out. 265 00:10:24,914 --> 00:10:27,227 And he has to put on his pull-ups before bed, 266 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:29,630 but you can't call 'em diapers, 267 00:10:29,731 --> 00:10:31,158 or he will freak out. 268 00:10:31,277 --> 00:10:33,135 They're his "space pants." 269 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,472 Okay. 270 00:10:34,597 --> 00:10:36,659 Well, then, that's it. We'll be home around 10:00. 271 00:10:36,778 --> 00:10:38,507 Oh, uh, one more thing. 272 00:10:38,627 --> 00:10:41,385 Tyler thinks he's babysitting you, 273 00:10:41,479 --> 00:10:44,496 and if he finds out that you're babysitting him, he will-- 274 00:10:44,585 --> 00:10:45,652 Freak out? 275 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:47,838 Big freak-out. 276 00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:49,629 Huge. 277 00:10:50,218 --> 00:10:51,882 - Ready? - Okay. 278 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 279 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,562 Uh, Tyler? Whatcha watching? 280 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,115 "Zombie Makeout Party." 281 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:04,067 First they kill you, then they kiss you. 282 00:11:04,154 --> 00:11:06,546 Whoa. You know you are not allowed to watch that stuff. 283 00:11:06,705 --> 00:11:10,117 Hey, you're not in charge. I am. 284 00:11:11,281 --> 00:11:13,888 That's right, Tyler. You're in charge. 285 00:11:14,171 --> 00:11:15,439 And as my babysitter, 286 00:11:15,537 --> 00:11:17,727 you shouldn't let me watch that stuff. 287 00:11:19,036 --> 00:11:21,107 I don't deal well with zombie movies. 288 00:11:21,322 --> 00:11:22,632 Then go to bed. 289 00:11:22,755 --> 00:11:24,757 Well, that's the thing. 290 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:29,220 I don't have a bed, so why don't I sleep here on the couch 291 00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:32,286 while you go up to your bed and babysit me from up there? 292 00:11:32,388 --> 00:11:34,176 Will you stop whining? 293 00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:42,185 What's that? 294 00:11:42,461 --> 00:11:45,947 Oh. My ortho says I have to wear this at least ten hours a night. 295 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:50,746 Is there anything special you need to wear at night? 296 00:11:51,361 --> 00:11:52,642 No. 297 00:11:54,118 --> 00:11:55,306 Really? 298 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,795 'Cause... 299 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:01,002 Okay, Tyler. Well... 300 00:12:01,699 --> 00:12:03,977 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 301 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,746 I'm a bed wetter. 302 00:12:06,854 --> 00:12:09,331 Yep, so every night, before I go to sleep, 303 00:12:09,426 --> 00:12:12,501 I put on my high-tech "space pants," 304 00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:18,732 which keep me nice and dry as I blast off into my dreams. 305 00:12:20,382 --> 00:12:21,424 You're a nerd up there 306 00:12:21,537 --> 00:12:23,524 and a nerd down there. 307 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,497 Boom! I win! What's the next game, huh? Ooh. 308 00:12:33,874 --> 00:12:35,379 Boom! I win! 309 00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:38,257 Boom! I win! Ooh! 310 00:12:39,182 --> 00:12:41,091 Boom! I win. Ha ha! 311 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,831 Your turn. 312 00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:45,469 I get it. Boom. You win. 313 00:12:45,555 --> 00:12:46,826 What? You can't quit now. 314 00:12:46,911 --> 00:12:48,670 I've only crushed you in nine out of ten games. 315 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:51,509 I did better than I thought I'd do. Good night. 316 00:12:51,664 --> 00:12:53,178 Fine. 317 00:12:57,018 --> 00:12:58,870 Thanks. Can I get a boost? 318 00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:01,615 What? No. We're just pausing the game. 319 00:13:01,735 --> 00:13:03,456 Then where am I supposed to sleep? 320 00:13:19,763 --> 00:13:21,289 What's all this? 321 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:24,012 I found my business, Mike. My business is beading. 322 00:13:24,093 --> 00:13:26,654 I mean, how many times have I said I wanted to bead things? 323 00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:29,280 I don't know. Zero? A thousand? 324 00:13:29,368 --> 00:13:31,220 But I never did a thing about it. 325 00:13:31,313 --> 00:13:33,324 I just don't want to get to the end of my life and look back 326 00:13:33,408 --> 00:13:35,866 and think, "Wow, I had a shot at doing 327 00:13:35,937 --> 00:13:38,383 the one thing I really love, and I didn't take it." 328 00:13:38,993 --> 00:13:39,783 Beading? 329 00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:41,133 I could even take these to craft shows. 330 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:44,120 This could be huge. I just gotta get on Oprah's radar. 331 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,294 You're gonna give this to Oprah? 332 00:13:47,483 --> 00:13:49,836 Well, obviously, I'd make one special for her. 333 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,129 Hey, maybe you could sell these to the guys at the quarry 334 00:13:52,217 --> 00:13:53,782 for their wives. 335 00:13:54,296 --> 00:13:55,414 Good night. 336 00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:57,730 Getting my business done. 337 00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:59,497 Getting my business done 338 00:14:01,499 --> 00:14:02,659 Crap. 339 00:14:04,524 --> 00:14:05,344 Unh! 340 00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:07,184 Ow. 341 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,562 Good. You're awake. 342 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,942 Time to play air hockey. 343 00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:13,749 Fine, but then can I go back to my box? 344 00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:22,308 I wasn't ready. 345 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,028 Okay. Beginner's luck. 346 00:14:30,639 --> 00:14:32,097 All right, dude, what are you doing?! 347 00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:33,569 Oh, it's easy. It's all angles. 348 00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:36,268 What? You can't use math. That's cheating. Wh-- 349 00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:40,758 Ohh, that's it! Here comes the pain! 350 00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:42,940 Unh! 351 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,887 Boom. I win. 352 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,058 After four days, Sue finally started to recover 353 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:56,047 from what came to be known as the Tyler incident. 354 00:14:56,303 --> 00:14:57,506 Morning! 355 00:14:57,624 --> 00:14:59,550 Sue, a Mrs. Jennings called. 356 00:14:59,647 --> 00:15:00,956 She wants to know if "You're available for Tyler 357 00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:04,318 to babysit you on Saturday." Must have wrote that down wrong. 358 00:15:04,423 --> 00:15:07,352 Ugh! No! I don't want to go back there. 359 00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:10,642 But I guess I should. 360 00:15:10,732 --> 00:15:13,863 This is my business, and I am going to need the referrals. 361 00:15:17,179 --> 00:15:18,525 I figured it out, Mike, 362 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,438 and here's the thing-- I was being too selfish. 363 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,130 The only one who benefits from my beading is me. 364 00:15:24,388 --> 00:15:25,289 Agreed. 365 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:26,578 So then I got to thinking, 366 00:15:26,669 --> 00:15:30,787 maybe my business should be other people's business. 367 00:15:30,984 --> 00:15:32,282 Uh-huh. 368 00:15:32,377 --> 00:15:33,137 Look at this. 369 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:35,652 I Googled the word "sad," and a million things came up. 370 00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:38,114 Orphans, stray animals, old people-- 371 00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:40,356 The whole world needs my help. 372 00:15:40,845 --> 00:15:42,187 Your shirt's inside out. 373 00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:43,902 Here's what I'm thinking. 374 00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:46,144 Kids love animals. Old people love kids. 375 00:15:46,222 --> 00:15:48,818 Why are we still building separate orphanages, pounds, 376 00:15:48,921 --> 00:15:52,535 and retirement homes? Seriously, let's get them together. 377 00:15:52,629 --> 00:15:54,836 Why hasn't anybody thought of this before? 378 00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:55,967 Huh? That's what I'm gonna do. 379 00:15:56,074 --> 00:15:59,420 I am gonna build the world's first super-shelter. 380 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:01,255 First... I gotta pick a location-- 381 00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,053 Something that's convenient for both humans and animals. 382 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,508 Then I gotta get bids from contractors 383 00:16:05,603 --> 00:16:06,600 and sign up volunteers. 384 00:16:06,695 --> 00:16:08,870 Oh, well, first I need to write a grant proposal. 385 00:16:08,979 --> 00:16:10,290 I gotta call congress. 386 00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:13,918 Game. 387 00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:14,863 Rematch! 388 00:16:14,946 --> 00:16:16,582 I've already given you a hundred rematches. 389 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:17,879 I'm retiring my paddle. 390 00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:19,927 Okay, just hear me out. 391 00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:23,008 If you beat me, I'll do your homework for a month. 392 00:16:23,894 --> 00:16:26,232 Thanks, but I'd like to see the fifth grade. 393 00:16:26,369 --> 00:16:28,701 Okay, I won't make you do my homework for a month. 394 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,302 Throw in this guitar pick, and you're on. 395 00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:36,646 Fine, but what do you want my pick for? 396 00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:38,578 Oh, I like to lick it. 397 00:16:38,684 --> 00:16:40,863 This way, I don't have to do it in secret anymore. 398 00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:45,271 Come on. What's my business, damn it? 399 00:16:45,393 --> 00:16:47,448 What, what, what, what, what? 400 00:16:47,914 --> 00:16:49,915 Everyone else is shoving their business in my face. 401 00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:50,991 Rude. 402 00:16:51,142 --> 00:16:52,658 If I could just fall asleep, 403 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,429 maybe it'd come to me in a dream. 404 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,986 What's that pounding? 405 00:16:57,156 --> 00:16:59,556 I could make first aid kits for soldiers overseas. 406 00:16:59,656 --> 00:17:01,104 I left my purse in the car. 407 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:03,269 Should I go get it? I should go get it. 408 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:06,363 But that woman down the street got mugged. Hope she's okay. 409 00:17:06,502 --> 00:17:08,948 Did I floss? I need a beer. 410 00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:10,442 Seriously, what is that pounding? 411 00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:12,611 Is that my pulse? It's like a hammer. 412 00:17:12,722 --> 00:17:15,286 Am I supposed to feel my heartbeat in my tongue? 413 00:17:15,397 --> 00:17:18,176 That's gotta be wrong. What's happening to me? Okay. 414 00:17:18,269 --> 00:17:21,173 Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. 415 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,866 I'm going to get band-aids for my soldier first aid kits! 416 00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:30,006 Run! It's a makeout zombie! 417 00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:33,032 The makeout zombie! 418 00:17:37,952 --> 00:17:39,190 Sticky gauzes... 419 00:17:39,336 --> 00:17:41,042 Unsticky gauzes... 420 00:17:42,346 --> 00:17:45,237 Oh, God. What am I doing? The army has first aid kits. 421 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:47,439 Okay, what else? What else can I do? 422 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,975 First aid kits for animals at the pound. 423 00:17:50,227 --> 00:17:51,888 Excuse me. Where's your pet section? 424 00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:53,893 I need dog thermometers. Do they even make those? 425 00:17:53,976 --> 00:17:55,276 Or should I just use baby thermometers? 426 00:17:55,371 --> 00:17:56,552 And what about something for cats? 427 00:17:56,656 --> 00:17:57,956 Do you have something for homeless cats 428 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,365 so that they can do this? 429 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:00,594 Um, are you feeling okay, ma'am? 430 00:18:00,742 --> 00:18:01,543 Kind of no. 431 00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:03,368 I can hear my heartbeat like a thump, thump, thump. 432 00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,831 Just-- just take my pulse. 433 00:18:04,928 --> 00:18:07,905 Um... I'm actually not allowed to touch the customers anymore. 434 00:18:08,732 --> 00:18:10,161 But we got a blood pressure chair. 435 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,307 Come on. Just one more game? 436 00:18:14,408 --> 00:18:15,867 I flipped through my geometry book in the john 437 00:18:15,977 --> 00:18:18,137 and totally figured out angles. 438 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,969 But you have nothing left I want. 439 00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:22,078 Really? Nothing? 440 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:27,135 Well, there is one thing. 441 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:29,580 Dad! 442 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,791 I'm babysitting a 14-year-old, and he thinks we're on a date. 443 00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,868 All right. I'm taking it from here. Go on home. 444 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,306 Okay, but there's a bunch of things you need to know. 445 00:18:40,398 --> 00:18:42,126 He can't have ice, and he has to wear his pull-ups, 446 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:42,864 but you can't call 'em-- 447 00:18:42,941 --> 00:18:44,904 Sue, I raised three kids. I'll be fine. 448 00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:49,684 Okay, Tyler! Time for bed! 449 00:18:49,773 --> 00:18:51,830 Turn off the TV and put on your diapers! 450 00:18:56,192 --> 00:18:57,142 Yikes. 451 00:18:57,242 --> 00:18:58,936 160 over 102? 452 00:18:59,502 --> 00:19:01,011 Time to cut down on the cookie dough. 453 00:19:04,322 --> 00:19:07,045 Okay. Message received. You can let me go now. 454 00:19:10,579 --> 00:19:11,758 Come on! 455 00:19:16,159 --> 00:19:17,215 Hello?! 456 00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:21,127 Hey. Excuse me! Cat toy guy! 457 00:19:21,972 --> 00:19:24,459 Can you get me out of this thing? Ooh. 458 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,005 Whoa. Your blood pressure is really high. 459 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,423 Oh, you think?! 460 00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:33,114 Dad, are you okay? 461 00:19:33,237 --> 00:19:34,193 Nope. 462 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,043 That kid freaked out. 463 00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:42,158 Brick. 464 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,276 Are you awake? 465 00:19:43,355 --> 00:19:45,709 No. Go to sleep. 466 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,210 Will you play with me again tomorrow? 467 00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:48,283 No. 468 00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:49,451 Pretty please? 469 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:50,564 Pretty no. 470 00:19:56,975 --> 00:19:58,486 I called the 800 number on the chair... 471 00:19:58,595 --> 00:20:00,760 But they're closed till morning. 472 00:20:00,848 --> 00:20:03,872 Well, just unplug it, then! 473 00:20:04,481 --> 00:20:05,642 Oh, you looking at me?! 474 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,523 Yeah, go ahead. Take a good, long look, 475 00:20:08,622 --> 00:20:11,907 'cause this is what happens if you wake up to life too late! 476 00:20:12,005 --> 00:20:14,365 And then you try to get your business done and you can't! 477 00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:17,227 And nobody wants a gymnastics teacher without any experience. 478 00:20:17,327 --> 00:20:20,096 They don't! I tried! I tried everything! 479 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:21,592 Frankie? 480 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,226 Reverend Hayver. 481 00:20:23,317 --> 00:20:24,498 What's wrong? 482 00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:26,049 I'm stuck. 483 00:20:26,136 --> 00:20:30,479 You know, this reminds me of a time when I was 9 years old 484 00:20:30,575 --> 00:20:32,358 and I got my knee caught 485 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:36,084 in the banister at my great Aunt Margo's house. 486 00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:38,706 It was quite uncomfortable, 487 00:20:38,795 --> 00:20:43,764 but I realized it taught me the divine virtue of patience. 488 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,255 If I recall correctly, 489 00:20:46,339 --> 00:20:49,049 the first hour was the most trying. 490 00:20:49,269 --> 00:20:52,100 As I languished there on the staircase, 491 00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:55,059 counting by the endless... 492 00:20:55,138 --> 00:20:56,351 That's when I realized why I'd been going 493 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,992 to Reverend Hayver all these years. 494 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,783 It was the most relaxing hour of my week. 495 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,557 ...in the days of Ampharel king of Shinar, 496 00:21:03,665 --> 00:21:05,783 Arioch king of Ellasar... 497 00:21:05,896 --> 00:21:07,329 'Cause the truth is, 498 00:21:07,422 --> 00:21:09,558 as a mom with a full-time job and three kids, 499 00:21:09,654 --> 00:21:11,293 I do nothing but take care 500 00:21:11,294 --> 00:21:13,322 of my and everybody else's business. 501 00:21:13,622 --> 00:21:15,985 So maybe giving myself a break every Sunday from 502 00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,255 9 to 10 with no business at all 503 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:21,060 is getting my business done. 504 00:21:22,961 --> 00:21:28,224 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 505 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,147 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 506 00:21:32,197 --> 00:21:36,747 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37111

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