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High school--In some ways,
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it was a lot different for Sue.
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In other ways,it was exactly the same.
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Oh, no. Lacrosse tryouts?
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I'm never gonna make anything.
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Did you leave the price tag
on your helmet?
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Yeah.
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Ohh. Good girl.
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Uh, mom, can we call
grandma Pat and grandpa Tag?
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Oh, Brick, you want
to talk to them?
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Not really, but grandparents
and special friends day
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is next week at school,
and we get extra credit
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if we bring a grandparent
or a special friend.
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Well, grandma and grandpa
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are on their cyber seniors
computer cruise, remember?
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They're not gonna be home
for a couple of weeks.
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Maybe... grandpa big Mike?
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Great! Give him a ring
and work out the deets,
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and let me know
when it's all confirmed.
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Oh, wouldn't it be
awesome for you
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if I was the kind of mom
that would do that?
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Sorry about lacrosse, Sue.
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Did you leave the tag
on that stick?
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Yep.
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Attagirl.
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Mom!
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Dad is totally out of control!
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He says I'm grounded
and no video games!
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Tell him he can't double up
on punishments like that.
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I can when you double up
on being a moron.
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Oh, my God. What would you do
if one of your friends
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challenged you
to drive blindfolded?
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Get smarter friends?
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You know, I'm not gonna
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share my accomplishments
with you anymore
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if this is how you guys react!
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Ohh. Frankie, guess what?
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In the Orson Community Theater's
upcoming production
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of "The Wizard Of Oz,"
I have just been cast as...
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The Mayor of Munchkinland.
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Wow!
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I have lines and everything.
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Hey, uh, would your kids be
interested in trying out?
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They're looking for Munchkins.
We've only got three.
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Not very much of a land.
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Nah, it's not really
Axl and Brick's thing,
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and Sue's already tried out
for so much stuff this year,
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if she didn't make
something else,
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it could send her
over the edge.
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Oh, kids don't have to audition.
Everybody gets in.
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Everybody?
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Everybody.
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So over the clutterand through the stoves,
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to grandfather's houseBrick went.
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Oh.
Hey, I know you.
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From that time we ate turkey.
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You're Kevin. Kenny!
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Brick.
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Well, if you say so.
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Actually, Uncle Rusty, I was
looking for grandpa big Mike.
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Grandparents and special friends
day is coming up at my school,
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and I wanted to see
if he could come to my class.
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Nah, they're tearing down
a red roof inn in Traverse City,
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and, uh, dad's down there
picking up 40 toilets.
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Shoot. I'm straddling check,
check-minus territory here.
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I could really use
the extra credit.
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Hey, maybe you could come.
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Well, what are they paying?
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Uh, they're not paying
anything.
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Oh.
Well, uh, I've been looking
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for a reason to put on
a pair of pants, so sure.
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Great.
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So, uh... oh, you--
You want a cup of coffee?
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Uh, d-do you drink coffee?
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Nope.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Coffee's bad.
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Cigarettes are bad, too.
I gotta go have both,
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but, um, let me be
a cautionary tale for you.
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- What are you doing?
- Snapping pennies.
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Hey, it's your fault.
You took away my video games,
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and now I'm forced to come up
with a way to entertain myself.
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It's pretty sweet, actually.
Six holes in every screen.
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13 screens. If I get 'em all...
I'm the winner.
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I think that's
a matter of opinion.
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Hey, Sue. Guess what?
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I heard today that
the Orson Community Theater
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is doing "Wizard Of Oz,"
and they really need
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more teenagers to be Munchkins.
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What do you say?
It could be fun, huh?
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I don't know.
I kinda had my heart set
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on trying out for drill team.
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Well, drill team is
really cool.
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I mean, everybody knows that,
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but the great thing about
the play is, all kids get in.
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They take everybody.
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Everybody?
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Everybody.
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Well, I guess it could be fun.
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Yay, I'm in a play!
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Yay!
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Ding-dong! The witch is dead
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which old witch?
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the wicked witch
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ding-dong!
The wicked witch is dead
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wake up, you sleepyhead
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rub your eyes,
get out of bed
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wake up,
the wicked witch is dead
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You know, you have
a very pretty voice.
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Who, me? No...
But thank you.
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Yo-ho,
let's open up and sing
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Say, you know,
we could really use
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some more
strong-voiced Ozians.
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I'm a sucker for a soprano.
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Oh, you're sweet, but I'm just
here to pick up my daughter.
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Hey, guys.
You're sounding good!
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I'm trying to convince your mom
here to be one of the Ozians.
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Ohh.
No way!
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Mom, you should totally do it.
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No. I mean, I would love to,
but I don't think I have time.
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Anyway, the play is really
your thing.
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But think of how much cooler
it could be
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if the play was our thing.
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Ohh.
Yeah!
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It could be our thing!
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Oh.
I don't know.
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I mean, I don't really see
myself as a performer.
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I don't know which one of uswas enjoying it more.
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Yes, I do. It was me.
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I realized I never do anythingjust for the joy of it,
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just for fun.
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Being in a play was like beingpart of a family--
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Well, the kind that putstheir dirty dishes in the sink,
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not on the back of the toilet.
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Yep. I was having the timeof my life.
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Frankie, have you got a second?
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Sure. Just highlighting
my solo.
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I'm sorry to have
to tell you this.
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I'm gonna have to let Sue go.
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What? What do you mean,
let her go?
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Look at her.
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Positively, absolutely...
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Undeniably...
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What? What's the problem?
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Frankie, she's got crazy eyes.
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Crazy eyes?
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It's like she's having
a panic attack in her eyes.
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This is a day
of inde... pendence
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for all the Munchkins
and their des... cendants.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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She looks fine to me.
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I'm sorry. The theater--
She is a cruel mistress.
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You understand, right?
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No. No, I don't understand.
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My daughter is a person
with hopes and feelings,
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and...
I was told everybody gets in.
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It's true.
All the kids get in.
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However, all the kids don't
necessarily stay in.
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Well, you could have put
that in the flyer.
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Please.
You don't get it.
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She never makes anything.
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You can't tell her this.
She'll be crushed.
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Oh, wow. You're right.
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That's why you should be
the one to tell her.
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ding-dong! The merry-oh
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sing it high, sing it low
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let them know
the wicked witch is dead
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Well, Uncle Rusty stood me up.
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What?
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Yep. A little embarrassing.
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I was the only one there
without a special friend.
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At least Charlie's grandpa
talked to me for a while.
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Did you know president Obama's
not a U.S. citizen?
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Damn it, Frankie. I knew asking
my brother was a bad idea.
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This is your parents' fault
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for going
on that stupid cyber cruise.
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They're old. Why do they
gotta learn new stuff?
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Ohh. Thanks, dad. You got
in my line of vision.
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I was at level five,
and now I gotta start back
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at the beginning.
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Oh, hey, Sue.
Do you got a minute?
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I was just gonna go
run my line.
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Oh, I think that can wait.
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Listen, honey, I have
some terrible news.
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Grandma died?
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No. No, but keep that
in perspective
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as to what terrible news
really is.
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Listen, gene talked to me
last night,
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and he said
he was really sorry,
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but unfortunately...
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You're off the play.
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What?! Why?
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I guess there were
some complaints that
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your eyes were
more interesting to watch
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than the lead performance.
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Ohh.
I'm really sorry, honey.
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Oh, it stinks.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe
we're not in the play.
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Uh, yeah, well...
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That's not exactly true.
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So we are doing the play?
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No, we're not.
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So we're off the play.
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No, no. That's not it.
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So we're on the play.
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- We're not.
- We're not?
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Right. We're not.
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What?
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Your mom's in. You're out.
Just say it.
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Thank you, Mike.
I was getting there!
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What? But you're
gonna quit, right?
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Well, quitting is certainly
something that I could do,
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although I am the strongest
voice of all the Ozians...
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And it is for charity,
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but if you really want me
to quit, then I--
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I want you to quit.
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Okay, well, let's not jump
into any rash decisions.
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Just sleep on it,
and if you still want me
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to quit in the morning, I will.
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I want you to quit.
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You know, it's still too soon
to really know how you feel.
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Let's give it another day.
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I want you to quit.
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Let's be super, super sure.
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Frankie,you have a call on line one.
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Sue wants you to quit.
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It was settled then.I was just gonna have to quit.
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Why do I have to quit?
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Just 'cause Sue has
stupid crazy eyes?
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Maybe I don't wanna quit.
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So don't quit.
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Yeah, sure. Right.
I won't quit,
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and then I'll be
the worst mother in the world.
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Ohh!
You know, it's not fair.
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I'm really loving it, Mike.
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The people there
are so nice to me,
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and I get to wear
these pretty costumes,
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and they bring me tea.
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Nothing has made me
this happy in years.
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No offense taken.
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And they like my voice.
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The last time I sang in the car,
the kids threw cheetos at me.
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Wow. Must have really hated it
to give up cheetos.
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Ohh. Why do I always have
to make the sacrifice
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just 'cause I'm the mom?
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Frankie, you work hard.
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If you've found something
that makes you happy,
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you should stick with it.
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I know, right?
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And she's not a kid anymore.
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If Sue's upset,
well, that's life.
253
00:10:00,187 --> 00:10:01,306
She'll bounce back.
254
00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:02,606
It's not like
she hasn't had any practice.
255
00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:03,442
That's true.
256
00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:06,044
And even if you do quit,
it's not gonna help her any.
257
00:10:06,142 --> 00:10:07,087
She's still off the play.
258
00:10:07,181 --> 00:10:08,670
Oh, that's good.
I gotta write that one down.
259
00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:14,160
You know, if you really think
about it, if I'm in the play...
260
00:10:15,024 --> 00:10:15,999
Then Sue's in the play.
261
00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:18,376
Yeah, don't go with that one.
262
00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:21,870
...and then I heard the door,
263
00:10:21,987 --> 00:10:22,908
and then I came here.
264
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,190
Brick's grandparents
and special people day--
265
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,668
Any of that ring a bell?
266
00:10:28,076 --> 00:10:30,132
Oh, well, I-I don't think
that was, uh,
267
00:10:30,226 --> 00:10:32,020
that was actually
a firm commitment.
268
00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:34,374
Nothing's ever
a firm commitment with you.
269
00:10:34,469 --> 00:10:35,431
This is what you do.
270
00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:37,406
You didn't even bother
to show up at my wedding.
271
00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,840
Well, who has
a wedding on a weekend?
272
00:10:40,929 --> 00:10:42,936
Everyone on Earth.
273
00:10:43,307 --> 00:10:45,468
You know, Brick was
really counting on you,
274
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,002
and...
You know what? Forget it.
275
00:10:48,092 --> 00:10:49,503
I'm not gonna even bother
explaining it to you,
276
00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:51,009
'cause you're never
gonna get it.
277
00:10:54,432 --> 00:10:55,258
Hey.
278
00:10:55,761 --> 00:10:57,159
Thought you could use a snack.
279
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,546
Now is grandma dead?
280
00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:04,297
She's fine,
but speaking of grandma,
281
00:11:04,403 --> 00:11:07,226
well, you know, that reminds me
of a funny story.
282
00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:11,066
When I was little, your grandma
and I decided it would be fun
283
00:11:11,142 --> 00:11:13,547
to get matching
mother-daughter dresses,
284
00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:16,028
so we went shopping
all over town
285
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,213
looking for the right ones,
286
00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:21,416
and finally, we found
the perfect dress,
287
00:11:21,507 --> 00:11:25,049
but they only had one,
and it fit grandma,
288
00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:26,389
but it didn't fit me.
289
00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:27,633
Ohh.
290
00:11:27,949 --> 00:11:32,601
Anyway, grandma got the dress,
and I was so happy.
291
00:11:32,681 --> 00:11:34,078
She bought the dress?
292
00:11:34,187 --> 00:11:37,626
Well, yeah, but she looked
so beautiful in it.
293
00:11:37,753 --> 00:11:39,529
She wore it in front of you?
294
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,885
Of course, but you're
missing the point.
295
00:11:41,997 --> 00:11:44,110
Grandma was so happy,
296
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:47,102
and I was happy
because she was happy.
297
00:11:47,194 --> 00:11:48,538
I don't understand why
you didn't keep shopping
298
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,899
until you found dresses
in both your sizes.
299
00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:54,200
No, no, no, no, no.
I was happy because she--
300
00:11:54,282 --> 00:11:56,742
But isn't that the point
of mother-daughter dresses--
301
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,553
To get the same dress?
302
00:11:58,636 --> 00:11:59,348
Yeah, but--
303
00:11:59,431 --> 00:12:02,068
Gosh. Who knew
grandma was so selfish?
304
00:12:02,216 --> 00:12:05,240
I am so glad
you're my mom and not her.
305
00:12:05,706 --> 00:12:06,888
Okay, I'm done.
306
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,181
There's no way I'm telling her.
307
00:12:10,199 --> 00:12:12,138
So I stayed in the playand just...
308
00:12:12,937 --> 00:12:14,448
Fudged the trutha little bit.
309
00:12:14,538 --> 00:12:15,593
Wow. Busy night.
310
00:12:15,688 --> 00:12:17,431
I've gotta go to the bank
and the cleaners,
311
00:12:17,522 --> 00:12:19,468
and I should probably go
to the drug store,
312
00:12:19,576 --> 00:12:21,921
'cause I've had this headache
for, like, five days.
313
00:12:22,011 --> 00:12:24,586
It's not a throbbing, like,
"wah-wah" headache, you know.
314
00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:27,093
It's more
of a dull, constant "eh,"
315
00:12:27,183 --> 00:12:30,270
so I'll probably be gone
2 hours, 45 minutes.
316
00:12:34,843 --> 00:12:36,379
Hey! It's Brick's Uncle.
317
00:12:36,863 --> 00:12:39,080
I'm here for, uh, grandparents
and special friends day.
318
00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:40,255
You've gotta be kidding me.
319
00:12:40,352 --> 00:12:44,038
Uh, th-that was last week.
Th-they're taking a test.
320
00:12:44,132 --> 00:12:46,325
Now is really not
the best time.
321
00:12:46,426 --> 00:12:48,996
Oh, no, it's not the best time
for me at all, but I'm here,
322
00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:51,150
so how does this work?
What, do they, uh,
323
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,559
sing me a song,
give me a cupcake or somethin'?
324
00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:55,722
Oh. Well, I-I guess
we might have a minute.
325
00:12:55,813 --> 00:12:59,431
Uh... is there...
anything you'd like to share
326
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,529
with the students?
327
00:13:01,377 --> 00:13:03,081
Yeah. Yeah, I got somethin'.
328
00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:10,379
They tell you
you gotta learn your a-b-c's,
329
00:13:10,476 --> 00:13:14,530
but what they don't tell you is,
you gotta learn them backwards
330
00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:17,775
while balancing on one foot
with a flashlight in your face
331
00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:20,102
while some guy
you went to high school with
332
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:22,599
calls you a punk
on account of he became a cop
333
00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:26,218
and you swerved a little and hit
a fire hydrant. Ha!
334
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,982
Oh! Look at that.
335
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,099
Time for lunch.
336
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:33,495
Let's please form a line,
uh, by the door. Go!
337
00:13:36,787 --> 00:13:38,106
Hey, come on.
I'll take you to lunch.
338
00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:40,047
Uh, I don't know.
I think I'm supposed to tell
339
00:13:40,134 --> 00:13:41,900
the principal
if I leave the school.
340
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,561
No, we don't need
to bother the principal.
341
00:13:43,665 --> 00:13:45,479
You know, they don't want
some stranger coming in,
342
00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:47,598
saying he's gonna take
a small child.
343
00:13:48,422 --> 00:13:49,263
Hmm.
344
00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:53,338
Bye, guys. Gotta go.
Taking aunt Ginny to the movies.
345
00:13:53,449 --> 00:13:54,775
Of course,
she calls it "The Picture Show."
346
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:58,552
Isn't it
nice how good mom is to the aunts?
347
00:14:00,495 --> 00:14:01,218
What?
348
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,757
You cannot be that big
of an idiot.
349
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,197
You really have no idea
where mom's going?
350
00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:05,436
No.
351
00:14:05,556 --> 00:14:06,521
Think!
352
00:14:07,335 --> 00:14:08,673
Bob's been picking her up
all week.
353
00:14:08,784 --> 00:14:11,779
She's been humming stupid songs
all around the house.
354
00:14:11,912 --> 00:14:13,239
Last night she came home
355
00:14:13,325 --> 00:14:15,120
with green glitter in her hair.
356
00:14:15,205 --> 00:14:16,490
Oh. Stop it!
357
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,945
That's right, Sue.
Mom's still in the play.
358
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:21,803
What?!
359
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:27,064
You know, when you said
lunch and bowling,
360
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,127
I didn't realize you could do it
all in one awesome place.
361
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:30,902
Yeah.
362
00:14:30,981 --> 00:14:32,930
Hey, you're a pretty good
bowler, too, you know?
363
00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:33,835
What did you end up with?
364
00:14:33,923 --> 00:14:34,702
39.
365
00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:37,725
39. That's pretty good
for a 7-year-old.
366
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,345
No, I'm 10.
367
00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:41,031
Oh. Well, you should be
better then.
368
00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:44,324
Okay. Time for you to take
the wheel.
369
00:14:44,419 --> 00:14:45,715
What?
370
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,261
Well, you gotta learn
to drive some time, don't ya?
371
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:50,423
Um, don't I have to be 16?
372
00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:52,053
Who says?
373
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,864
The state does.
I don't have a license.
374
00:14:55,773 --> 00:14:57,509
Oh. Me neither.
I like to keep off the grid.
375
00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:09,061
Yeah. All right.
Let's do it.
376
00:15:09,979 --> 00:15:11,759
Does this really seem
like a good idea?
377
00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:14,923
I mean, mom won't even
let me make toast.
378
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,259
Oh, come on now.
Put her in drive.
379
00:15:19,014 --> 00:15:20,563
There you go.
Now give it a little gas.
380
00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:22,579
I'm so nervous.
381
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:24,508
Well, there's nothing to be
nervous about.
382
00:15:24,665 --> 00:15:26,550
Worst-case scenario,
we both die,
383
00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:28,382
and that's gonna happen
at some point anyway.
384
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:36,460
Okay.
385
00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:39,377
I'm driving!
386
00:15:39,812 --> 00:15:41,090
Driving.
387
00:15:41,162 --> 00:15:42,598
Okay, now keep your eye
on the road!
388
00:15:42,884 --> 00:15:44,790
Jeez, I learned that lesson
the hard way.
389
00:15:45,643 --> 00:15:46,803
Hey, this is
kind of embarrassing,
390
00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:49,851
but, uh, could you give me
your name one more time?
391
00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:51,066
Is it...
392
00:16:10,478 --> 00:16:13,300
Hey, dad.
We had the best day.
393
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:16,396
Uncle Rusty took me out
of school, and we ate ribs,
394
00:16:16,493 --> 00:16:18,209
and I bowled a 39.
395
00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:20,278
I learned that
I do not like beer, though.
396
00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:24,440
Oh.
He did pretty well.
397
00:16:24,572 --> 00:16:27,101
Oversteered a little bit,
but that's why you gotta--
398
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:30,113
Not let him drive?
What, are you nuts?
399
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,667
Oh. Oh, he was fine.
400
00:16:32,582 --> 00:16:34,544
Dad let us drive.
We turned out okay.
401
00:16:34,673 --> 00:16:36,065
You wanna rephrase that?
402
00:16:36,177 --> 00:16:37,594
Okay, uh...
403
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,982
Dad let we drive.
Us turned out okay.
404
00:16:40,329 --> 00:16:42,049
Is that what you're
looking for, grammar police?
405
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,430
Rusty, you can't disappoint
a kid,
406
00:16:44,522 --> 00:16:46,550
then make up for it
by stuffing him with ribs
407
00:16:46,649 --> 00:16:49,232
and taking him out to do
something illegal and dangerous.
408
00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:51,297
Oh.
Brick's happy.
409
00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:54,325
Sure, until the next thing
comes along that you miss.
410
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:57,562
Look, you're in and out
of our lives,
411
00:16:57,648 --> 00:16:59,233
and I get tired of making
excuses about where you are
412
00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:01,878
or why you're not around.
The kids ask about you.
413
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:04,149
I say, "oh, you know
Uncle Rusty,"
414
00:17:04,237 --> 00:17:05,624
but they don't.
415
00:17:06,821 --> 00:17:08,128
Brick.
416
00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,880
Listen, uh...
417
00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:19,384
You know, just 'cause I don't,
uh, show up for things,
418
00:17:20,492 --> 00:17:23,057
well, that-- that doesn't mean
that I don't care for ya.
419
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:27,189
Hey, I got ribs, bowling,
a driving lesson,
420
00:17:27,282 --> 00:17:30,100
and extra credit.
I'm all good.
421
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,322
Yeah.
422
00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:42,737
Same goes for you.
423
00:17:56,895 --> 00:17:58,718
Hello, mother.
424
00:17:59,587 --> 00:18:01,536
Is there something
you'd like to tell me?
425
00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:04,073
I'm sorry!
426
00:18:04,511 --> 00:18:07,019
I love you.
I love you so much.
427
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:11,087
You're so good, and I'm so bad.
I'm so, so bad, and I'm weak!
428
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:12,292
That's what I am.
429
00:18:12,398 --> 00:18:15,398
I'm weak, and I'm sorry, and-- Not now!
430
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,786
But you're right.
431
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,267
I have no excuse. None.
432
00:18:21,972 --> 00:18:24,179
Except that I love doing
the play.
433
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,760
I was so excited to have
something that was just for me,
434
00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:28,339
that was my thing,
435
00:18:28,449 --> 00:18:31,805
'cause there I'm a singer,
and today a Munchkin barfed,
436
00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:33,697
and no one expected me
to clean it up,
437
00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:37,008
'cause there I'm not a mom.
I'm Ozian number four,
438
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,740
and that just made me feel...
439
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,871
Special.
440
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,031
Wow.
441
00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:47,944
I didn't realize how much
the play meant to you.
442
00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:49,096
But you know what?
443
00:18:49,252 --> 00:18:51,399
I don't want to do the play
without you,
444
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,073
so tomorrow
we're marching down there
445
00:18:54,185 --> 00:18:56,713
and demanding that they find
a place for you, too.
446
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,878
The play's gonna be our thing.
447
00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:03,444
Pat, pat here,
pat, pat there
448
00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:05,150
and a couple
of brand-new straws
449
00:19:05,258 --> 00:19:07,321
that's how we keep you
young and fair
450
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,348
in the merry old land of Oz
451
00:19:09,437 --> 00:19:12,656
And sure enough,they found a place for Sue--
452
00:19:13,189 --> 00:19:14,998
Underneath the stage.
453
00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:17,222
C7 to B6. Got it.
454
00:19:18,618 --> 00:19:19,706
B6, go.
455
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,916
Can you even dye my eyes
456
00:19:23,006 --> 00:19:24,014
to match my gown?
457
00:19:24,091 --> 00:19:25,390
uh-huh
jolly old town
458
00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:27,466
459
00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:32,002
C1 to C5. Where's C5?!
460
00:19:33,418 --> 00:19:35,604
C5-- It won't reach.
461
00:19:35,712 --> 00:19:37,659
There must be a knot.
462
00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:45,511
Clip, clip here,
clip, clip there
463
00:19:45,594 --> 00:19:47,333
we give the roughest claws
464
00:19:47,422 --> 00:19:49,216
that certain air
of savoir faire
465
00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:51,163
in the merry old land of Oz
466
00:19:51,297 --> 00:19:53,236
ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho
467
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,092
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
468
00:19:55,188 --> 00:19:56,998
that's how we laugh
the day away
469
00:19:57,091 --> 00:19:59,159
in the merry old land of Oz
470
00:20:04,232 --> 00:20:08,113
471
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,929
The thing is, in life,if you just did your own thing,
472
00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:37,266
well, you wouldn't be partof a family,
473
00:20:39,053 --> 00:20:41,785
'cause it's just more fun whenyou go through it together.
474
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,845
Come on. Go, Axl!
You can do it! Whoo!
475
00:20:57,342 --> 00:21:01,325
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