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Throughout humankind,
man has celebrated
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the culmination
of a long, harrowing journey
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by planting a flag, to say
you climbed that Mountain,
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achieved the unachievable, made
it through another school year.
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It's summer!
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And you bought a tiki torch.
Yep.
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This is gonna transform
our backyard
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into an island paradise.
Well, if we're going for paradise, we're probably
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gonna want to fish that
dead possum out of the pool.
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We made it, Mike.
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Only four days
till the end of school.
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After all those forms
and field trips and homework
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and Ms. Rinsky...
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We deserve this tiki torch.
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It is time
to get our summer on! Ooh!
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Not so fast.
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Summer's not officially on
till my graduation on Friday,
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when you watch me accept
my special award,
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presented by the principal
in front of everyone. Aah!
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Oh, honey.
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Well, you certainly earned it.
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Boy, did she earn it.
Sue'd set her sights
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on the perfect attendance award
years ago,
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and nothing was gonna make her
miss a day of school.
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Here.
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I did it. I put myself
and countless others at risk,
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but it was worth it!
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We're very proud.
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Hi, Ms. Jacobs.
I wanted to talk to you about--
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Are you a new student?
No. I'm Sue. Sue Heck.
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I bring the lunch money report
in to you every morning
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from the main office.
I say, "hi, Ms. Jacobs.
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Everything's here," and then
I give you a little wave.
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Really? Huh.
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So anyway,
I wanted to talk to you
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about my perfect attendance award.
Oh, honey, I'm sorry, but no one's getting
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that perfect attendance award
this year. Nobody earned it.
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Yes, somebody earned it.
I earned it.
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My attendance was perfect.
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Oh, I see the problem.
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You were absent
on October 13th.
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You're not gonna get
anything at the ceremony,
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but you should still
congratulate yourself.
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I spend my whole life
congratulating myself.
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I want other people
to congratulate me.
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Sorry. Next.
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No one else is here.
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I know. Nice meeting you.
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Paradise, huh?
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Wow, Brick.
Can you believe it?
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Only a couple more days
till you're a fourth grader.
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Yeah, I'm not sure
that's gonna happen.
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What?
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Apparently, I missed
some sort of journal assignment,
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and if I don't turn it in,
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I'm not necessarily
moving up to fourth grade.
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Damn it, Brick!
How does this keep happening?
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You're the smartest kid I know,
and every year we got to wonder
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whether you're gonna
make it to the next grade!
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I know it's frustrating. I kept
thinking I was gonna do it,
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but then I just didn't.
I blame myself partly.
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I blame yourself all-of-ly.
Now you're gonna go, and you're
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gonna find out what's required,
and you're gonna get it done.
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We are not spending another year
with Ms. Rinsky!
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I hope you know
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you have sent me to
the dumbest school in the world!
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Seemed like a good fit.
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So I didn't do
my community service--
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You know, like, helping
poor people or whatever--
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And if I don't get
my 30 hours done by Friday,
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they're saying I'll flunk
civics, and we'll have to pay
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for some stupid class I have to take in the summer!
And you're just telling us now?
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Why didn't you do
the assignment?
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Because...
It shouldn't be an assignment!
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They're forcing me
to help people against my will!
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I don't know. Doesn't that seem
like communism or something?
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Did I use that right?
As much as I'd love to join in on
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your war on community service,
you're doing it.
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Mom!
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Oh, come on!
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The school thinks
I was absent October 13th.
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They said I didn't earn
the perfect attendance award.
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We have to find documentation.
We have to prove I was there!
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Here you go. Oh...
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Eh, don't bother.
We're a long way from summer.
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You know the old saying--
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"Never buy a tiki torch
before its time."
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That isn't really a saying,
but trust me, don't do it.
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Oh, um, Ms. Rinsky,
quick question.
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About the assignment I'm
scheduled to hand in on Friday--
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You didn't do it.
Oh, no, I did it.
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I just want to double-check
that I did it correctly.
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So, uh, just to confirm,
on the... monthly journal?
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Daily.
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Yes, daily-- Uh, that's what
I meant--journal that I did,
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I assume by "daily,"
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you meant I was supposed
to write in it every day?
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That's right. Every day.
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'Cause that's exactly
what I did.
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Now remind your mommy
that it's due on Friday,
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and when I say Friday,
I mean Friday.
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No need.
We are totally on top of it.
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We're doomed.
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Doomed.
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Don't you say that.
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We got three days to tiki torch,
and you are getting it done.
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But I can only remember
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the days I wasn't
in the me of a book.
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What did I do on September 8th?
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That was the first day of
school, and after school, we...
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I don't know.
You know,
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maybe it would be easier
if we start with holidays.
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Thanksgiving-- There was turkey,
and... someone was over.
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Wait. Did we go to Janet's?
No. Yes?
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Wow. I should be able
to remember this.
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What was wrong with me?
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I mean, I used to have
a great memory, but lately...
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I know I came in here
for something.
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Hello?
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Wait. Sorry.
Who did I just call?
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Mike, this is
really important--
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Hang on a sec.
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Okay, what?
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Thanks.
Now I don't remember.
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What were we talking about
again?
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How you don't
remember anything.
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Right.
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God! I've been looking
at pamphlets for a whole hour.
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That should count as
one of my hours right there.
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29 more to go. Whoo!
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Stop screwing around
and pick something.
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Tons of good options here.
Helping out at a nursing home.
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No.
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Planting trees.
No!
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Nothing sad, nothing hard,
nothing gross.
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How about washing--
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Unless that ends in "hot chicks"
that's a definite "no."
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Hey, I could help people
who can't play video games,
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like, if they don't have thumbs or something. Oh.
Hey, look at that. They have that right here.
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Really?
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No, not really, you idiot.
Come on.
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You got 20 waking hours to do
30 hours of community service.
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I'm picking for you.
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Here. "Meals that heal"
and "time with tots." Done.
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Or I could just stay in my room
and jam and come up
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with an awesome song that'll
make the whole world happy.
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The world's been through enough.
Make the call.
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What are you doing up?
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What are you doing up?
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I can't sleep.
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Not allowed to sleep.
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Hey, isn't that mom's frosting?
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I need it a lot more
than she does right now.
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So how are you doing?
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I'm up to December,
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and I'm realizing from
the things that I'm remembering,
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that we spend an awful lot
of time watching tv.
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Wait a minute.
You did October?
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Do you have any idea
what happened on October 13th?
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Let me check.
"Went to library.
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"Someone checked out
'the pelican brief'
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"and never returned it.
I wonder if it was me.
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"Axl called Sue a big tomato
'cause of her dorky red shirt."
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Oh, my God. You remember
I was wearing red?
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Like I said, on days without
books, my recall is very good.
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If I was wearing red, it means
I went to the orthodontist,
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'cause I'm a gum-bleeder
and red hides the gum blood.
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So I must have been
late to school,
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and they must have gotten mixed
up and marked me as absent!
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All I need is a note from
the orthodontist, and I'm in!
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Oh, hon, this just says
that you went to the orthodontist.
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That doesn't mean that
you came to school after.
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But I did.
As a matter of fact,
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after I get my braces tightened,
my teeth always hurt,
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so I remember going to the nurse
to get an ibuprofin.
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Well, I guess if you could
get the nurse to vouch for the--
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Do you remember
on February 16th,
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you took Arlo and me
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to get ice cream,
but you forgot your wallet?
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Who was that friend
who lent you the money?
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I don't know, Brick.
I don't remember any of it.
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I'm standing here with
a ball of twine in my hand,
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and I don't even know why.
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Look, Rinsky's not gonna
read every page,
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so you just need to start making stuff up.
I don't want to lie.
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You think the kids
in your class are stupid now?
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Wait till you're in a class with
kids a year younger than you.
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"Today I went skydiving."
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Yeah.
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Hey, nurse Fahler.
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Hi. Are you a new student?
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No. I'm Sue. Sue Heck? I need to
prove I was here October 13th.
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I was in a red shirt
'cause my gums bleed,
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and Allison Scott
me in at the same time--
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Oh, I love Allison Scott.
She's a spark plug, isn't she?
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Yeah, she is. So anyway--
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You know it's her birthday
next week?
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We're not that close. So anyway,
she had really bad cramps,
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so you asked if I could
get her purse for her
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from the band room.
Well, I remember Allison getting the purse,
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but for the life of me,
I can't remember how.
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I just told you how. I brought
it from the band room!
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Band teacher!
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Axl? How great is this?
I got the "time with tots" kids
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putting meals together
for the hungry shut-ins.
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I'm racking up
double hours here. I mean...
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Hey, tito!
Keep your head in the game.
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You forgot to put
an orange in that one.
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All right, that's it.
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I'm shutting this sweatshop down.
But I can't pack these boxes myself.
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And what about the tots?
I'm their role model.
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Well, then, life dealt 'em
a bad hand again.
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Now start reading
to these boys.
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And then when you're done, you
can pack boxes yourself, alone.
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God!
This is so unfair!
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Ugh! You kids are lucky
you don't have dads.
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Mr. Stevenson.
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I'm sorry, and you are...
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Sue. Sue Heck.
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And what do you play?
I don't play anything.
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I'm the future perfect
attendance award recipient.
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But only if you can prove
I was here on October 13th.
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See, I went to the orthodonist
and I'm a gum-bleeder,
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so I went to the school nurse,
and then Allison Scott came in--
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Oh! Allison Scott!
Great girl.
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Yeah, she's awesome. Anyway,
so she left band practice,
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so I had to come in
and get her purse.
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Now that you say it,
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I do remember someone
disrupting our practice.
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We were getting ready
for our fall concert...
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That's right,
and you were taping it.
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You were taping your rehearsal!
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Mr. Stevenson, please,
tell me you have that tape!
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Stop! I have evidence!
I have a tape!
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Excuse me. I'm here
to get Allison Scott's purse.
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Oh, sorry. Just squeezing by.
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Excuse me.
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Ooh, ooh, excuse me. Sorry.
Pardon me.
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00:11:01,675 --> 00:11:03,614
You guys sound really good!
241
00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:06,370
See? See? I was here.
242
00:11:06,488 --> 00:11:09,064
October 13, 2010.
243
00:11:09,158 --> 00:11:11,232
Sue Heck was in the house!
244
00:11:11,573 --> 00:11:13,709
Uh, congratulations?
245
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,835
Okay. What are we up to?
246
00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:23,096
April.
247
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:25,371
April. Okay, good, here.
248
00:11:25,465 --> 00:11:28,315
I'll do the 1st,
you do the 2nd, you do the 3rd.
249
00:11:28,443 --> 00:11:30,910
Okay...
April, April, April,
250
00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,887
April in Paris, April...
251
00:11:32,981 --> 00:11:35,199
Showers.
252
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:39,374
Good. "It rained today.
Splashed in puddles. What fun."
253
00:11:39,507 --> 00:11:41,354
I wouldn't say,
"what fun."
254
00:11:41,507 --> 00:11:42,615
Well, you're saying it now.
255
00:11:42,781 --> 00:11:45,381
Hey, wasn't easter in April?
256
00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:48,576
Oh, good. Yes, easter.
Okay, what did we do for easter?
257
00:11:48,684 --> 00:11:51,534
Oh, nice job, mom.
You forgot to do easter.
258
00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:54,005
You owe me a pound
of jelly beans and a ham.
259
00:11:54,116 --> 00:11:57,725
Shoot! And wasn't there
some birthday in April, too?
260
00:11:57,808 --> 00:11:59,320
Uh, yeah. Jesus.
261
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,159
That's Christmas,
and the birthday was mine.
262
00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:04,435
Oh. Damn. Happy Birthday.
263
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:08,787
I'll write about how we took dad
to a pacers game to celebrate.
264
00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:10,584
Thanks, buddy.
I would have enjoyed that.
265
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:16,092
"Today I wrote a letter
to president Nixon"?
266
00:12:16,221 --> 00:12:19,003
Look, she's not gonna read them.
We just have to get it done.
267
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:19,798
If you don't like it,
268
00:12:19,882 --> 00:12:22,536
erase Nixon
and put in another president.
269
00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:25,229
I'm so excited about tomorrow,
I can't sleep.
270
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:28,679
Okay, so for graduation,
which makes me look prettier?
271
00:12:28,787 --> 00:12:31,533
God. I'm so tired, I can't
even insult you. Hey.
272
00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:33,980
Is that a community service--
If I don't insult Sue?
273
00:12:34,089 --> 00:12:37,270
I'm tired.
I'm going to bed.
274
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,423
Unh-unh. No.
You cannot go to bed.
275
00:12:40,731 --> 00:12:43,876
This is your fault.
I bought a tiki torch.
276
00:12:43,975 --> 00:12:46,492
I was this close.
If anyone needs sleep, it's me.
277
00:12:46,571 --> 00:12:48,448
I've got about an ounce
of memory left in my head.
278
00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:53,137
You did this. You did this
to me, and you know what?
279
00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:56,476
You're gonna pay. I am gonna make you pay.
Okay. All right.
280
00:12:56,564 --> 00:12:58,556
Mom needs a little break,
little cooling down time.
281
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,868
Mike, he did. He did it, Mike.
This is his fault. I know.
282
00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:03,913
Just little, teeny break. You'll
feel better in the morning.
283
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,849
But I didn't. It was the last
leg of our race to summer,
284
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,599
and I didn't know if Mike or I
had the energy to pull it off.
285
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,250
Okay, we got to keep moving.
Where's our next drop-off?
286
00:13:11,319 --> 00:13:15,121
Uh... 3105 Brook.
287
00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:16,910
Brook Avenue or Brook street?
288
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,728
I don't know.
It just says Brook!
289
00:13:18,843 --> 00:13:20,452
Well, you got to get
these addresses right, Axl.
290
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,459
We don't have time to be driving
down every Brook in town.
291
00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:25,595
Then why you slowing down?
292
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,855
I'm not slowing down.
293
00:13:26,955 --> 00:13:29,727
Aw, damn it!
We're out of gas!
294
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,852
Great!
Now the light comes on.
295
00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:36,257
Hurry up.
We're almost there.
296
00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:37,486
I'm up to may 24th.
297
00:13:37,588 --> 00:13:40,231
Um, okay. Just say...
Your great aunts--
298
00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:42,396
That was yesterday, mom.
I can remember yesterday.
299
00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:44,013
Good, 'cause I can't.
300
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:47,914
Hello?
301
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,739
Frankie, we got
six more meals to deliver,
302
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,946
but we ran out of gas.
I need you to come pick us up.
303
00:13:52,094 --> 00:13:54,756
Can't. We got to get to Rinsky's
to drop off the notebook,
304
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,261
'cause she's only gonna be there
till 3:00, and we can't
305
00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:58,248
be late for graduation.
You got to figure it out.
306
00:13:58,365 --> 00:14:00,248
Call me after Rinsky.
307
00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:02,143
It will be summer someday,
right, Mike?
308
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,971
You had to buy the tiki torch.
309
00:14:06,217 --> 00:14:07,457
Well...
310
00:14:07,552 --> 00:14:09,868
This is awesome.
Way to go, dad.
311
00:14:10,011 --> 00:14:12,578
Don't you start. You knew
you had community service.
312
00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:14,038
Why didn't you say something
three months ago?
313
00:14:14,162 --> 00:14:15,397
'Cause whenever I tell you
anything, you always
314
00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,699
bite my head off! You ways
think I do everything wrong!
315
00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:20,471
Why would I think that?
Maybe it's 'cause thanks to you,
316
00:14:20,546 --> 00:14:22,223
I'm driving around
with 50 chicken parmesans
317
00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:25,877
on the day of Sue's graduation. See?!
You never say anything nice to me.
318
00:14:25,978 --> 00:14:28,380
You always act like
I screw up. All I know is,
319
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,128
I got two jobs while
I go to school,
320
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,189
I never miss a sports practice,
321
00:14:32,257 --> 00:14:34,686
I took that weird wizard girl
to prom!
322
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:36,304
I do plenty of good stuff.
323
00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:40,382
You really think that-- That
I don't say anything nice to you?
324
00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,260
I don't know.
325
00:14:42,401 --> 00:14:44,167
Sometimes.
326
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,858
Yeah, well...
327
00:14:47,614 --> 00:14:49,359
You, kids, are the best thing
that ever happened to me.
328
00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:52,042
Really?
329
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,508
You must have
a really sucky life.
330
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:00,149
Yes, I do.
331
00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:10,149
Oh, Ms. Rinsky, thank God
you're still here. Oh, darn.
332
00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:12,252
I forgot your teacher's gift
at home on the thing.
333
00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:15,585
I'll send it over the summer.
Anyway, here's Brick's journal.
334
00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:16,633
He didn't bring it in
335
00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:18,615
because we're rushing
to his sister's graduation,
336
00:15:18,713 --> 00:15:21,249
so it's been a great year.
Thanks for everything.
337
00:15:21,356 --> 00:15:25,251
Not so fast, mommy.
Let me just have a look-see
338
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:29,630
and make sure
that everything's all here.
339
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:32,430
Have a seat.
340
00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:41,025
So you hosted a boy from Japan.
Oh, that must have been fun.
341
00:15:41,414 --> 00:15:44,119
Yeah, was a great year, lots
of memories. So I should be--
342
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:47,318
Interesting how his handwriting
progressed throughout the year,
343
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,969
then declined...
344
00:15:49,153 --> 00:15:51,129
Then progressed again.
345
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,934
He, uh, writes different,
you know, depending on the day.
346
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,666
You know Brick.
347
00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:58,389
What would you say was
your favorite part of April?
348
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,749
Disneyland on the 8th...
349
00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:03,151
Paris on the 9th,
350
00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:05,169
and this morning's entry...
351
00:16:05,252 --> 00:16:09,221
"In the car,
trying to finish my journal
352
00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:11,722
"I've been writing
the last two days because
353
00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:15,216
I didn't do my assignment
like I was supposed to."
354
00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:16,405
I don't think you need
to read the rest--
355
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:17,655
"'Cause mom says
356
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:22,258
Ms. Rinsky's too lazy
to read the whole thing."
357
00:16:22,424 --> 00:16:26,127
Please!
Please, let us move up.
358
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,465
We didn't go to France,
but we're good people.
359
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:31,484
We're so close to the end.
I have a tiki torch!
360
00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:33,947
Calm down, mommy.
361
00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:35,990
Brick's going
to the fourth grade.
362
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,192
He is?
363
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,000
I like Brick.
He makes me laugh.
364
00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:42,548
I wouldn't mind having him
for another year.
365
00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:44,090
But you?
366
00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:48,580
Not for a million bucks.
367
00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:52,165
Thank you!
Thank you so much.
368
00:16:52,276 --> 00:16:53,945
One more thing.
369
00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:57,697
Brick is your youngest, right?
370
00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,755
Oh, yeah.
You are in the clear.
371
00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:05,213
Okay. Okay, you take
the one on oak street,
372
00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:06,212
I'll take the one on Elm.
373
00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:11,516
Hello?
Mike?
374
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,727
We finished with Rinsky.
375
00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:14,882
Brick is going to the fourth
grade. Where are you guys?
376
00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:17,240
Uh, Elm street. I'm almost
done with the deliveries.
377
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,448
Then we got to go home
and shower.
378
00:17:18,549 --> 00:17:21,196
No shower. You smell fine.
I'm on my way to you now.
379
00:17:21,336 --> 00:17:23,602
And I'll call Nancy Donahue to
tell her to save us some seats.
380
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:30,854
Crap. Can't find my phone.
Damn it! I must have left it
381
00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:33,655
in Rinsky's room. Now I got
to go back, and she hates me,
382
00:17:33,738 --> 00:17:35,236
but I don't want it
locked up for the summer,
383
00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:36,825
but now we're definitely
gonna be late!
384
00:17:36,941 --> 00:17:38,494
Frankie, look in your hand.
385
00:17:40,249 --> 00:17:43,957
Okay, I found it. I'm on
Elm street. Where are you?
386
00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:45,492
I'm at the last house!
387
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,925
Okay, done! I'm done!
Where are ya?
388
00:17:50,022 --> 00:17:51,611
Oh! I see you!
389
00:17:54,893 --> 00:17:56,534
Hurry up, hurry up!
Come on! Get in, get in!
390
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,954
Let's go, let's go!
Axl, come on!
391
00:17:58,024 --> 00:17:59,630
We're over here, Axl!
Come on!
392
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:06,682
Graduation from junior high
is an important milestone.
393
00:18:06,772 --> 00:18:07,919
As you parents sit out there,
394
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:09,961
I know your hearts
are filled with mixed emotion.
395
00:18:10,076 --> 00:18:15,521
Ohh. We made it.
We did it. We're here.
396
00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:18,312
It seems like just yesterday
they were in kindergarten,
397
00:18:18,454 --> 00:18:21,166
and then last week,
you turned in the forms
398
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:22,723
to register them
for high school.
399
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:26,632
Forms? Oh, crap! You didn't
happen to turn in the--
400
00:18:26,737 --> 00:18:28,775
Seriously,
you got to see somebody.
401
00:18:29,812 --> 00:18:31,067
We have a very special
achievement to honor.
402
00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:32,072
There is one student
403
00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:34,178
who has never
missed a single day of school,
404
00:18:34,509 --> 00:18:37,092
one student who,
simply by showing up,
405
00:18:37,218 --> 00:18:41,025
has demonstrated incredible
determination and commitment.
406
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,296
Trust me when I say
407
00:18:42,403 --> 00:18:45,978
it is rare that I find a student
with this much perseverance.
408
00:18:46,415 --> 00:18:49,718
So please join me in honoring
this amazing accomplishment
409
00:18:49,822 --> 00:18:51,464
and this amazing student.
410
00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:54,610
This was it, the moment
she'd been waiting for,
411
00:18:54,726 --> 00:18:58,460
the moment Sue'd finally get
the recognition she deserved.
412
00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:01,687
Our perfect attendance
award recipient--
413
00:19:01,972 --> 00:19:03,823
Barb Heckie.
414
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,420
No!
Aw, man.
415
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,394
This can't happen!
They can't do this to her!
416
00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:10,993
She's gonna be crushed!
417
00:19:22,325 --> 00:19:23,497
But she wasn't.
418
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,157
I know.
419
00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:32,729
Then it hit me.
420
00:19:32,858 --> 00:19:36,149
I may not remember exactly
what happened on November 14th
421
00:19:36,255 --> 00:19:37,365
or March 12th,
422
00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:39,872
or whether I left the car
running in the parking lot
423
00:19:39,964 --> 00:19:41,192
right now...
424
00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:44,644
But the point is, these are
the moments you remember.
425
00:20:06,015 --> 00:20:09,766
Yay! Way to go, Barb!
426
00:20:10,178 --> 00:20:14,262
We love you, Barb Heckie!
Way to go, Barb!
427
00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:15,714
We love you, Barb!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
428
00:20:16,086 --> 00:20:17,355
We made it.
429
00:20:17,462 --> 00:20:18,896
'Course we did.
430
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,140
We're Heckies.
431
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,287
Wow.
432
00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:35,466
This must be
what Hawaii is like.
433
00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:40,118
Yep. We've got
the whole summer in front of us.
434
00:20:48,179 --> 00:20:49,073
I'm bored.
435
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:55,000
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